Any Books Rated 9.5+ That'll Make You Laugh Until You Cry? 9.5以上让人笑断肠子的书有吗

401 我 After I Died, He Made Me into an Hourglass 我死后他把我做成了沙漏 Shuang Wa Ting Yu霜瓦听雨6k WordsCompleted He Turned Me into an Hourglass After I Died 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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This is a short story [laughs], funny + yandere.

402 家 Cultivating My Clan: I Can Bear Children with Spirit Roots 家族修仙，我能生出灵根子嗣 Lu Yunshu鹿云疏Ancient Romance1.6M WordsCompleted Also known as The Dao Lord of Kong Sang [Female-lead cultivation progression power fantasy + all male leads are devoted + unconventional childbirth] Sang Lu transmigrates to the cultivation world, but unfortunately, she has a low-grade four-element spiritual root and no hope of reaching Foundation Establishment in her lifetime. Having finally gained the chance to cultivate and live forever, Sang Lu refuses to surrender to fate. She stakes everything on entering a perilous secret realm, where s 110.9kReads9.2Score19.9kShelves

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These two transmigration novels on the track are absolutely amazing! They're incredibly good, once rated 9.9. [Facepalm] I can't read them while sleeping, I'm afraid you'll end up like me, suffering internal injuries from holding it in. They're worth reading five or six times; the jokes never get old, no matter how many times you reread them. I love them so much!!!

404 开 A Dad from the Start: My Wife Betrayed Me, So I Fought Back 开局当奶爸，妻子背叛我强势逆袭 Qilin Beast麒麟兽Urban180k WordsOngoing Lin Chen is a devoted dad. He and his wife went from college sweethearts to a married couple, and she’s a venture-banking executive. They have a house and a car. But once their life improved, he discovered that his wife had been refusing to let him touch her for years. Whenever she returned from a business trip, her shirt often carried another man’s cigarette smell, and she would bring home a bottle of premium ginseng liquor, a supposed tonic for men. It all hinted that she was seeing someone el 3.4kReads5.9Score240Shelves

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A novel that will make you laugh until your stomach hurts (completed)

405 穿 After I Transmigrate into a Book, I Become an Obsessive Man's KPI 穿书后我成了偏执男的KPI The Melodious Sound of Night Rain夜雨声澜Modern Romance308k WordsCompleted Also known as: Help! This System escaped from a mental hospital! Xu Ningjing transmigrated into a melodramatic Mary Sue and Gary Stu novel, becoming a cannon-fodder side character who shared her name. The original Xu Ningjing caused trouble at every turn and went crazy for love. In the end, the obsessive male side character, He Qilin, slowly killed her, step by step: sending her dead rats, psychologically terrorizing her, and gently describing how cold the water would feel when she drowned. Ca 23Reads—Score—Shelves

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The system in the first book really messed things up for the female lead, haha, both are good.

406 综 Wuxia Crossover: Starting as Dong Tianbao, I Become a Ruthless King 综武：开局董天宝，成为一代狠王 Long Yang Lu龙羊鹿Male-Channel Fanfiction1.6M WordsCompleted [This book is wild] + [Ruthless] + [Wulin] + [Court politics] + [Struggle for supremacy] + [Doesn't grovel to women] + [Schemer] + [Wuxia Crossover] Zhang Fan takes over Dong Tianbao's body from Tai Chi Master from the start. As luck would have it, he is reborn just as Zhang Sanfeng creates Taiji. Fortunately, he awakens the Ruthless King System. As long as he's ruthless enough, he can keep earning benefits from the System. [Ding! Host, you're ruthless enough. You killed y 17.9kReads8.5Score1.2kShelves

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🤪🤪Oh my god, this book is so awesome! 🤗🤗①The protagonist transmigrates and possesses Dong Tianbao's body, relying on the Ruthless King System to cheat his way through life. He kills his superiors like cutting vegetables, shouting, "My fate is in my own hands, not in the heavens!" He collects rewards left and right. He's going to wreak havoc in the martial arts world and the imperial court—a truly ruthless person. It's so good, absolutely amazing.

407 布 A Commoner Conquers the Nine Provinces 布衣镇九州 Cai Bibi菜比比Historical2.3M WordsCompleted Zhao Ce transmigrates to the Ming Dynasty, becoming an impoverished scholar with a terrible reputation. He also discovers that he borrowed money to get married, then squandered it all, and ended up buying a pitiful little cripple on the way back to make up the numbers. The little cripple has mismatched eyes and is treated like a monster. Zhao Ce: What kind of miserable life is this? A disastrous start? But when he takes another look at the little cripple, so tiny and thin, blinking those big eye 26.5kReads9.2Score2.7kShelves

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Completed, 9.0 Or higher

408 好 Such a Good Girl 好一个乖乖女 I Took Great Pains我煞费苦心Modern Romance361k WordsCompleted [Print edition signed] [Short drama now streaming] [Sweet romance with a touch of angst] [Fake-good, scheming heroine x domineering wealthy tyrant] [Both leads are each other’s only one] Duan Xiuming first met Lu Mingyu at a wedding. She was stunningly beautiful, yet looked like a well-behaved good girl, sitting off to the side and painting because someone had told her to. “Boring woman,” he judged. But in the blink of an eye, Lu Mingyu gave him a huge surprise! She destroyed her painting and co 31.7kReads9.5Score4.1kShelves

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Laugh until you're breathless! A collection of hilarious novels rated 9.5+! Looking for laugh-out-loud books? Look no further! 6 Masterpieces rated 9.5+, Packed with laughs from start to finish 👇 ✅ "What a Good Girl": 9.6! A sweet and unconventional romance with a wealthy CEO and two virgins, followed by 124,000 readers. ✅ "Yan Wan and Jin Zhong's Double Rebirth: Rectifying the Palace's Madness and the Broken Imperial Clan": 9.6! A palace intrigue story with a female-oriented plot and rebirth element, making 46,000 readers laugh until they crowing. ✅ "I'm Getting Involved in the Immortal Cultivation World (Xian Shu)": 9.5! A fantasy romance with soul transmigration, loved by 383,000 readers. ✅ "My Delicate and Charming Husband is Stable Going Crazy (Pian Zhe Jiao Zhi)": 9.5! A sweet and saccharine romance with palace intrigue and ancient Chinese elements, enjoyed by 115,000 readers. ✅ "Brother, I Want to Date Your Nemesis (Ai Yi Xi Ran)": 9.5! A sweet and romantic 1v1 love story loved by 55,000 readers! ✅ "Fu, I Know You Have a Crush on Me": 9.5 Points! A sweet and romantic 1v1 story with virgin characters, this campus romance with 53,000 readers will have you laughing until you're rolling on the floor. Packed with laughs and no major faux pas, a must-read for anyone looking for something to read! #NovelRecommendation #HilariousNovel #HighScoringBookList

409 网 Online Game: The King's Avatar Is Trash? I Extract Loot with Every Kill 网游：全职高手废？我1杀1提取 In the Wilderness荒野之上Sports2.7M WordsOngoing [Plot-driven + multiple heroines + rise of an empire + ruthless killing + face-slapping + wish fulfillment + invincible] Ye Ling was betrayed and reborn on the day the game Glory of the Gods launched. But he discovered that he might have changed from a player into an NPC... Originally, all players descended from Earth into the game world, but he no longer had the option to log out. To return to Earth, he had to survive until the game and reality fully merged ten years later. Because his rebirth 13.2kReads7.2Score1.5kShelves

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After finally awakening a god-level martial soul, it was sealed and weakened by an enemy elder. Just when he thought his future was ruined, he triggered a guaranteed lottery and drew a super god-level devouring martial soul that could devour all martial arts.

412 十EN Ten Days to the End 十日终焉 Pest Control Team Member杀虫队队员Mystery3.2M WordsCompleted 2024 Tomato Novel Annual Peak Rankings TOP 1 | 2024 China Online Literature Influence List | 2024 China Good Novel Award | Over 2 million copies sold (No harem, no formulaic tropes, no invincibility, no System, no mindless antics, no wish fulfillment. Read with caution if these bother you.) Just when I thought it was an ordinary day, I discovered I had been captured and taken to the End. Just when I thought I could escape by continually taking part in death games, people began awakening supernat 1.7MReads9.9Score209.2kShelves

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Tomato ceiling, bar none

416 超 My Supermarket Connects to Another World, and the Immortals Chase Me for Spicy Snack Sticks 超市通异界，仙子追着我要辣条吃 Little Leaf Wearing a Cloud小叶子穿朵云Urban153k WordsOngoing [Absurd Comedy] [Urban Fantasy] [Multiple Heroines] [the Myriad Worlds] Lin Xiaodong owns a little grocery store. Then, one day, An immortal maiden, gravely wounded, fell from the sky. She grabbed some expired spicy strips from the corner and started chowing down. Pointing at them, she called them peerless immortal pills. She even said that if he had this immortal treasure, She would trade anything for it. And so the cultivation world gained an invincible new existence: The Spicy Strip Immortal! 99Reads—Score115Shelves

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This book is super good! It's about time travel between two worlds, so incredibly fun! It's also hilarious; the male lead plays mahjong with fairies in the cultivation world, smokes cigarettes, and eats spicy snacks—it cracked me up! Awesome!

425 闺 Best Friends Transmigrate Into a Book Together! Marry a Rough-and-Ready Man! If You Leave, I’m Leaving Too 闺蜜齐穿书！嫁糙汉！你离我也离 Salt and Pepper Chicken Wings椒盐鸡翅块Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + rough-and-tough hero + sweet romance + face-slapping + daily life + building a fortune + raising kids] The moment Shen Wu opened her eyes, she saw a man who was exactly her type. Realizing she had transmigrated into a book, she then heard a familiar voice and understood that she wasn't the only one who had transmigrated: her best friend had come along too, and now they were sisters-in-law... The two of them had entered a novel written by someone who envied them. In 81kReads9.4Score7.5kShelves

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This 300,000-word book already has over 700,000 readers! To reiterate, 300,000 words, over 700,000 readers! A humorous story set in a bygone era, featuring two best friends who transmigrate into the book together—my expectations are sky-high! No system! The entire plot is driven by the two of them! It's so good! This book's success definitely owes a debt to me; if you don't like it, come and criticize me!

426 锦 Embroidered Guard, Fangs Bared 锦衣獠牙 Uncle Ribs排骨大叔Historical2.1M WordsCompleted [Adapted into several short dramas and animated dramas. Witty, lighthearted, slice-of-life comedy, ridiculous antics, sly tricks, and absurd humor.] After the old Taoist finished chanting, he shouted, “Begone! Soul, return to your body!” Li Xiaoya’s body jerked inside the coffin. He sat bolt upright, opened his eyes, and asked in confusion, “Where am I?” “(⊙_⊙)” The old Taoist performing the ritual rolled his eyes back and promptly fainted on the spot. Also known as: [Relax, How Many People Have 34.2kReads9.1Score3.5kShelves

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Look at this, I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe! [Laughing and crying emoji]

427 大 Grandmaster Zun 大师尊 Cheng Ru成如Eastern Fantasy505k WordsOngoing A seasoned old hand from the martial world transmigrates into the cultivation world. Thanks to his wife's connections, he gets into an immortal sect. Senior sisters, junior sisters, saintesses, grand elders, sect masters... Pure wish fulfillment, utterly invincible, but not brainless. Overwhelming combat power, a sharp mind, devious beneath a good-guy exterior, and full of schemes. He borrows the tiger's skin to wave a great banner, winning people over with virtue. He throws lime in their eyes a 3.3kReads—Score223Shelves

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A seasoned veteran of the martial arts world transmigrates to the cultivation world. Through his wife's connections, he enters a celestial sect. Senior sisters, junior sisters, holy maidens, grand elders, sect leaders… Purely refreshing, invincible, not brainless, with explosive martial arts skills and undeniably sharp intelligence, cunning, seemingly a good person but harboring a belly full of evil. He uses his connections to intimidate, manipulate others with virtue, and employs clever tactics to overcome brute force. He's a master of rhetoric, unmatched in his verbal prowess. From a son-in-law of a celestial sect, he ultimately becomes a grandmaster. [Smile]

428 躺 Lying Flat at the Brothel, Listening to Music, and Now the System Is Panicking 躺平勾栏听曲，系统急了 Open Wide for Candy张嘴吃糖Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + funny + invincible master lineage + bandit System + powerful backer + whole sect full of sneaky schemers + everyone’s favorite + throwing his weight around + cultivation, but not too serious, all about mining] After spending five years listening to music in the pleasure quarters, the System can't take it anymore. [System: Buddy, do you want to be invincible in this world? Just complete the beginner's quest...] Xu Anshan: Do you think I need that? I am the Peak Master of Wushi Pea 50kReads9.4Score5.1kShelves

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These hilarious 9.5-Rated books will have you laughing until your cheeks hurt! "Lying Down in a Brothel Listening to Music, the System Is Getting Annoyed" tells the story of a lazy, cultivation-focused protagonist who drives his system crazy; "I Just Drove, and the Audience Laughed Their Heads Off?" Features a live-streamed driving scene filled with jokes; and there are also mind-blowing, incredibly imaginative stories. Each one comes with a "laugh-out-loud" buff—flip one when you're feeling down, and you'll be laughing like a meme!

430 京 The Capital’s Young Master Is at Her Feet 京圈太子爷是她的裙下之臣 Author Little Koi作家小锦鲤10k WordsCompleted The Capital’s Crown Prince Is Her Devoted Suitor 97Reads—Score107Shelves

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Highly rated and popular short stories that will make you laugh until your stomach hurts.

431 开 A Whirlwind Wedding at the Start of School: I Carried the Cool Professor Home 开学闪婚，我把御姐教授抱回了家 I Have a Moonlight Treasure Box我有月光宝盒Urban391k WordsOngoing [Everyday Sweet Romance + Married First, Love Later + Transmigration into a Parallel World + She Pursues Him + Comedy + One Female Lead] Su Ziwen transmigrates to a parallel world and unexpectedly becomes the son of a wealthy family. His parents in this world treat him wonderfully. Seeing that he has been single for years, they go ahead and find him a wife. And the day they register their marriage just happens to be the first day of university! So on that day, Su Ziwen not only becomes a proud c 92Reads9.0Score—Shelves

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💥Super hilarious! The protagonist pulls off a whole bunch of absurd and nonsensical moves. He transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a rich kid in an arranged marriage. On his first day of university, he's already a married man. Looking at the stunningly beautiful professor before him, it seems like arranged marriages aren't so bad after all. From then on, strange noises frequently emanate from the university restrooms. [Facepalm]

436 致 The Deadly Beauty Trap: A Top-Tier Green Tea Takes Down the Powerful 致命美人计：顶级绿茶杀穿权贵圈 Gion of Flame City烈焰城的祗园Modern Romance1.4M WordsOngoing [Selfish, calculating femme fatale with a sweet exterior + a face and figure that are second to none + seduction + schemes + multiple men] Shen Mingyue grew up in a remote mountain village. As a child, she watched her parents and relatives get beaten to a pulp, only to find that there was no one she could turn to for help. This glimpse of society's dark side taught her early on just how cold the rules of the world could be. Whoever holds power gets to decide what is right! To make sure no one co 111.2kReads8.9Score7kShelves

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I'd like to recommend two top-tier books by Tomato (the author). They're free of systems and time travel. The first is about a cunning girl navigating the Beijing social circle. The second is a political novel; Tomato dares to claim second place, no one dares to claim first. Currently, nearly 900,000 people are following it. If you like it, please give it a thumbs up, thank you!!!

440 暖 The Bedwarmer's Reward 暖床有功 Hope of Cape Verde佛得角之望9k WordsCompleted A Reward for Keeping the Bed Warm 32.4kReads—Score673Shelves

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It's so sweet and funny, it made me smile like crazy.

441 小 Chen Buqi, the Little Taoist 小道士陈不欺 Big Sister Li李家大姐Mystery4.5M WordsOngoing Hello, everyone. My name is Chen Buqi. My professions include Taoist priest, locksmith, cook, phone repairman, driver, and tomb-raiding consultant…. I have too many to list them all. I was raised by my master and martial uncle! They were both incredible! I only learned that after coming back from my first year out in the world. Because I liked to play around, I also squandered a lot of techniques that people would have envied! Fortunately, I devoted myself to physiognomy and mastered two special 149.4kReads9.1Score12.9kShelves

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These two books will make you laugh until you throw up. Recommendation rating: 9.8

442 天 The Four Rebellious Immortals of Heaven Are Here, Make Way! 天庭四大反骨仔驾到，通通闪开 Joyful Words Through the Years岁语长欢Ancient Romance367k WordsCompleted [The animated series is now streaming] Today's front-page headline in the Immortal Daily: “Attention! Heaven Has a New Rebel!” Sources say this person is the newly adopted sidekick of the Great God of the Three Altars and the Sea. People call her “Fourth Auntie.” Great Sage Sun rebels in the open, Erlang Shen rebels in secret, the Third Prince is ready to rebel at any moment, and Fourth Auntie rebels whenever I do. Wherever I go, she follows. These people do nothing but sit around and chat, yet 31.9kReads9.2Score5.5kShelves

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The Jade Emperor's nightmare has come true! Sun Wukong, Yang Jian, and Nezha have gained another powerful general. Wherever Fourth Aunt goes, trouble follows, but her beloved grandfather remains elusive.

445 长 Ashes of Immortality: I Slay Gods with the Years 长生烬：我以岁月斩神明 A Dream in Life, Still Not Awake人生一梦未醒Eastern Fantasy100k WordsOngoing Fanfiction · Immortality · System · Cautious Survival · Silly Comedy · Cultivation · Invincible Protagonist · No Female Lead · Chibi · Lighthearted Chen Ping'an is an ordinary young man who transmigrates to a chibi cultivation world. From the start, he's bound to a talkative System called Longevity Ji, which comes with a longevity spirit beast: the Eastern Black Ox, who wears sunglasses, puts its hooves on its hips, and loves acting cool. The System says, "Congratulations on becoming the 9,527t —Reads—Score—Shelves

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446 恐 Horror Movie NPC Goes on a Killing Spree in a Terror Game 恐怖片NPC在惊悚游戏杀疯了 Snow-Skin Lantern冰皮灯笼Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted [Horror + comedy + power fantasy + no female lead (male protagonist has no romantic pairing)] A horror game swept across the world. Fu Yan, an NPC from a horror movie in a higher plane of existence, was accidentally dragged into the game. Fu Yan: Since you've all gone to the trouble of inviting me, I won't hold back. From then on, the “horror game” was plunged into the shadow of someone named “Fu Yan”... Horror NPCs: Please, don't come any closer! Livestream viewers: Can someone do something abo 64.1kReads9.6Score8.4kShelves

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🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸These books are highly, highly recommended! You won't be able to stop laughing!🍒🍒🍒🍒 Super incredibly good!🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺 A horror game is sweeping the globe. Fu Yan, a horror movie NPC from a higher plane, is unexpectedly pulled into the game. Fu Yan: Since you've been so kind in inviting me, I won't be polite.

448 嘉 Jiahao Gets Stronger? Sword Dancing in the Rain on the Field to Open Heaven's Gate 嘉豪就变强？操场雨中舞剑开天门 Fallen Leaf Blade落叶之刃Urban1.0M WordsOngoing [The animated adaptation premieres exclusively on Hongguo.] + [Jiahao? Swordmaster!!] + [Invincible] + [The King of Flexing] Lu Ming transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens a System at the age of eighteen, believing he is about to reach the pinnacle of life. Instead, what he awakens is actually the Jiahao Ascension System. Thus begins Lu Ming's Jiahao-style operation. "Are you really not going to avenge the grudge from ten years ago?" "Didn't they say Jiahao refreshes on the field? I've wa 111.1kReads8.4Score23.9kShelves

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Don't worry about the ratings yet; these two books are truly excellent. You can tell from how long I read them. I carefully selected two very funny ones. The first one is great from the start, with a very fast pace, while the second one is a bit slower, and you only really find it funny towards the end.

450 女 Disguised as a Man in Court, I Became the Tyrant's Beloved 女扮男装上朝堂，成了暴君白月光 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance385k WordsCompleted [Hilarious transmigration into a book] [Historical romance] [Woman disguised as a man] [Palace and household intrigue] [Imperial examinations and political strategy] [Sweet, doting, and satisfying] [A devoted, powerful couple] Modern-day genius physician Ye Wan transmigrates into a book, becoming the useless eldest legitimate son of the Ye family, a powerful minister. The original owner was raised as a boy, and the whole family are villains. In three months, the entire family will be executed. A 1.2kReads6.7Score147Shelves

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Laughing so hard it's deadly!