Ashes of Immortality: I Slay Gods with the Years

Fanfiction · Immortality · System · Cautious Survival · Silly Comedy · Cultivation · Invincible Protagonist · No Female Lead · Chibi · Lighthearted

Chen Ping'an is an ordinary young man who transmigrates to a chibi cultivation world.

From the start, he's bound to a talkative System called Longevity Ji, which comes with a longevity spirit beast: the Eastern Black Ox, who wears sunglasses, puts its hooves on its hips, and loves acting cool.

The System says, "Congratulations on becoming the 9,527th longevity seeker! All 9,526 before you died from living too recklessly. Causes include, but aren't limited to: challenging an ancestor and getting slapped into a QR code, jumping off the Immortal-Slaying Platform for thrills, and... arguing with the Heavenly Dao."

Chen Ping'an: "...So can I get a different System?"

The System: "No. But this princess can keep complaining with you until the end of time~"