Any Books Rated 9.5+ That'll Make You Laugh Until You Cry? 9.5以上让人笑断肠子的书有吗

1. 301 一 I Lost Focus for a Moment, and Now a 1970s Army Rogue Won't Leave Me Alone: More Children, More Blessings 一失神，被七零军痞缠上多子多福 Looking Up at the Sun仰望阳光Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Ye Zhizhi transmigrated into the role of a vicious fake heiress who had taken the male lead for herself, torn the main couple apart, and stolen the life that belonged to someone else. Ye Zhizhi: Oh no, I’ll step aside of my own accord. Just as she was ready to enjoy her own company, a rough soldier from the Northwest latched onto her. “If you agree to date me, you have to take responsibility for me.” Ye Zhizhi took a big step back. This man was practically a god of war in the far Northwest, and 936Reads8.1Score103Shelves
2. 302 作 Finicky Rich Girl Brings Her Farm to the 1970s and Takes It Easy 作精白富美携农场在七零摆烂 Rice Bowl 114饭碗114Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted (Pocket Dimension + Goofy Comedy + Farming + Strong Female Lead + Sweet Romance + Everyday Life + Feel-Good Story + Putting Scumbags in Their Place) The heroine doesn’t dabble in the black market or do farm work, and she has only the tiniest bit of conscience. The hero and heroine both speak their minds. There are no misunderstandings or love rivals. This is a fictional world, so please don’t compare it to real history! Su Qingci, a rich beauty who runs a farm in the modern era, gets sent to the 18.2kReads9.2Score2kShelves

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   This book will absolutely make you laugh your head off! Both the male and female leads are incredibly quirky and witty. 🎋The female lead's grandmother is the absolute worst of the quirky, with a barrage of insults – it's a truly satisfying read!

3. 303 随 After My Mother Remarried, I Made Three Rules with My Stepfather 随母改嫁，我跟继父约法三章 Early Spring in March晓春三月Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted I was born into this family, and before I was two, my father had an accident on his way to take the prefectural exams. No one ever saw him again, alive or dead. My grandfather died of grief that very month, and my grandmother was bedridden for two years before leaving us with a mountain of debt and passing away. A few years later, my mother could no longer shoulder the burden of making ends meet and decided to remarry. Fine, she could marry again. I wasn't going to do anything foolish, but I had 68.1kReads9.2Score8.7kShelves
4. 304 系 The System Makes Me Pick Up Trash 系统让我捡垃圾 Red and Lovely Fatty Beef红靓肥牛Urban571k WordsCompleted Xiao Yi is kicked out of a restaurant and crashes into a trash can, triggering the Trash-Picking System. “Ding! You found a discarded cardboard box. Wealth +300.” “Ding! You found a beverage bottle. Wealth +200.” “Ding! You found a large banknote. Wealth +200,000.” Wow, if I keep picking things up like this, I’ll soon be the strongest man in the world! Becoming the world’s richest man is just around the corner! 247Reads7.6Score103Shelves
5. 305 七 In the 1970s: Picking Up a Madman as My Husband 七零年代疯批夫妇 The Colorful Xue Jingfei色彩缤纷的薛静妃Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Historical era + green tea schemer + obsessive love + unhinged + powerful lead + everyday family life + pocket dimension + food + healing + transmigrate into a book This is the story of two unfortunate souls saving each other. After transmigrating into the countryside as a little orphan, Ming Dai meets Zhou Sinian, a mad powerful man who loves wearing red headscarves. Under the protection of his reputation, she manages to establish herself in the village. Zhou Sinian was a cannon-fodder characte 109.5kReads9.3Score11.4kShelves

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   🌾🌾Don't be misled by the title! The author's writing is incredibly powerful, fantastic, and full of original ideas—it's unlike anything I've read before. Definitely worth reading! [Thumbs up][Thumbs up]

6. 306 胖 The Fat Guy’s Perfect Life 胖子的完美人生 One Flower, Two Leaves一花两叶Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Money can cover up every flaw, but getting fat ruins everything. A fat man commits suicide and is reborn as a goofy fat guy. “I’m sure I won’t let everything play out the same way again.” “I’ll successfully lose weight.” “I’ll get into a better college.” “I’ll make more money.”... Life goes on, and so does the goofiness. Oh, and I forgot to tell you: when a fat guy tramples someone, it hurts more. 748Reads8.6Score102Shelves
7. 307 都 I’ve Been Reborn—Why Would I Still Chase After Her? 都重生了谁还追她啊 A Noble Spirit in My Heart心有浩然气Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Publication rights acquired] [Short drama released] [Comic drama released] One argument made Jiang Feng realize that his life had already been ruined. Just then, he was reborn in the 2014 college entrance exam hall. He was eighteen that year, and he and Gu Mengyao had yet to become a couple… 245.2kReads9.1Score17.7kShelves
8. 308 我EN Learning to Slay Gods in the Psychiatric Hospital 我在精神病院学斩神 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban4.3M WordsCompleted A must-read hit on Tomato Novel | Original novel of the hit anime Slay the Gods | IP influence on the China Online Literature Influence List | 2023 China Good Novel Have you ever wondered whether monsters from ancient myths lurk beneath the neon-lit city? Have you ever wondered whether gods stand watch over humanity atop the moon hanging high above us? Have you ever wondered whether extraordinary people walk among us in our bustling modern cities, acting in the gods’ stead? In the society ruled 1MReads9.9Score162.2kShelves

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   Trust me with these.

9. 309 修 Too Many Goofballs in the Spirit Realm, So the Female Side Character Takes the Lead in Causing Chaos 修灵界太多沙雕，女配带头风骚 Slightly Spicy Braised Eggplant红烧茄子薇辣Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy Heroine × Cool Top Disciple, Comedy + Memes + Unhinged Antics + No Moral Boundaries] Just after her love letter reaches the male lead, Yu Li, Ruan Xin suddenly awakens to the fact that she’s become the wicked female antagonist in a novel where everyone dotes on the heroine. Looking at the male lead, who’s as cool and distant as an exiled immortal, Ruan Xin declares: “The first rule of staying alive is to draw your sword. So I’ll take out my crush first.” To avoid the fate of being disembo 8.3kReads9.0Score1.1kShelves

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   I highly recommend these two books, they're hilarious! They're full of witty jokes, all of which are currently trending. The author, 8g. Com, keeps up with the latest trends in their jokes. You won't regret reading them!

10. 310 开 From the Start, I Could Read Animals' Minds, and I Became the Gossip Queen of a Wealthy Family 开局动物读心，我在豪门做瓜神 Little Osmanthus Lamp小桂灯Modern Romance316k WordsCompleted [Rich-family gossip + animal mind-reading + comedic wish fulfillment + adorable pets solving cases + domineering CEO pursues his wife] As a bottom-rung wage slave in a 24/7 job, Ling Lu finally snaps at her ridiculous manager and quits in style! Unexpectedly, she awakens the ability to read animals’ minds from the start! The chubby orange cat at reception: “Meow~ Old Wang’s fake invoices are hidden in the left drawer. Go get him!” The little stray yellow dog: “Woof! The dog thief is right over t 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I recommend this book. The premise is very fresh, unlike typical animal-themed stories. The female lead can hear what animals are thinking, making the animal perspective on human stories particularly interesting. After entering a wealthy family, she works as a pet consultant while collecting clues from animals to uncover business conspiracies and smuggling cases. The career and romance storylines run parallel, with a moderate level of sweetness.

11. 311 天EN OMG! What Nobody Actor Kisses the Unhinged Villain Right Away? 天！谁家糊咖上来就亲疯批反派 Mountain Mist Courtyard山有茫庭Two Male Leads579k WordsCompleted Highlight: The secondary couple's story is concentrated in the extras. If they appear in the main story, it is only to serve the plot, and they occupy very little space. Readers who dislike this should proceed with caution. [Double male leads + entertainment industry + face-slapping + a vicious, ruthless, indulgent top with a hidden perverted side versus an all-around, dazzlingly talented bottom who openly flirts] Shen Lian was a top-tier star, but when he opened his eyes, he had become a nobody 134.5kReads9.7Score15.9kShelves

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    1. An ensemble piece; some scenes are genuinely hilarious. 2. Two male leads, an ensemble piece; both are witty and funny. 3. Two male leads, an ensemble piece; comedic.

12. 312 让 I Told You to Pan for Gold! Do You Even Know What That Means? Why Are You Hauling It Away by Car? 让你淘金，淘金懂吗！你用车拉？ Reckless Fury肆意狂澜Urban1.5M WordsCompleted A financial crisis sent wages plummeting, and newly graduated students fought tooth and nail for jobs paying just 1,200 yuan. Fresh graduate Chen Feng couldn’t take the disappointment. He stayed home, hanging around doing nothing, smoking and drinking every day. Luckily, he awakened the Gold Prospector System. With a metal detect 19.1kReads9.0Score1.4kShelves

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    These are all good, each with a different style and plenty of laughs throughout.

13. 313 我 I Just Went Out to Sea to Salvage Things, So Why Is the Whole World Panicking? 我就出海打捞，怎么全世界都慌了 It's Wanwan是晚晚阿Urban542k WordsCompleted Qin Ming transmigrates to a parallel world and heads out to sea to salvage sunken goods. All he wanted was to recover a few treasures! But then... on the first day, he salvaged a whole case of Lei Hua beer. On the second day, he hauled up a pile of corpses, and they were wanted criminals??? On the third day, he salvaged a pile of cannons! On the fourth day, he hauled up a self-propelled howitzer!! On the fifth day, he brought up a submarine!!! On the sixth day, what the heck was this Imperial Ja 22.5kReads8.9Score1.5kShelves

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    Laughing until my stomach hurts

14. 314 开 I Faked My Death from the Start, and This Ridiculous System Is Acting Weird 开局诈尸，这离谱系统有点不对劲 Stars Sink into Ink星沉入墨Eastern Fantasy83k WordsCompleted College student Lu Xian transmigrates to a parallel dimension much like Earth after an accident. He becomes a good-for-nothing disciple of the Taichu Sacred Sect on the Xuantian Continent. To make matters worse, when Lu Xian wakes up, he's lying in a coffin, and the funeral feast is already underway outside. Just as he's at a loss, the System speaks: [Ding! Detected that the Host died in an exceptionally careless and absurd manner. The Ridiculous System is now activated.] [Newbie mission: Flip o 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    You can't read this while eating. Judging from the title alone, I thought it was some mindless, lighthearted novel, but I ended up laughing so hard I choked on my food. [Laughing and crying emoji]

15. 315 网 Online Game: My Thievery Is SSS-Rank 网游：我的盗窃SSS级 I'm Fat Blue Cat我是胖蓝猫Sports3.7M WordsCompleted The brain-domain game Glory, developed jointly by more than a hundred countries, goes live. Chen Ming is reborn and awakens the SSS-rank talent Nimble Fingers! Every attack comes with a theft buff. From then on, Chen Ming becomes a master thief who never leaves empty-handed! Red Dragon Queen: “Where’s my dragon egg?! Where’s my huge dragon egg???” Saintess of the Church: “If you can return our sacred treasure... I’ll do anything you want.” Succubus Demon Queen: “That boy stole my heart~” … In t 76.7kReads8.7Score9.1kShelves
16. 316 甜EN Sweet! The Villain Flirts This Well? He Only Pinches the Male Lead's Slim Waist 甜！反派这么会撩？专掐男主细腰 Whole Wheat Bread全麦面包Two Male Leads288k WordsCompleted [Two male leads + showbiz + face-slapping and punishing scumbags + feel-good, cathartic laughs + variety shows + goofy + devoted love + villain takes the lead] Question: What do you do when you transmigrate into an old-school, melodramatic BL novel as a nobody in the entertainment industry who gets abused from episode one all the way to the finale? Jian “Former Mercenary and KPI Maniac” Li replies with a curt “Thanks, but no thanks.” “Damn it, I hate male leads who act all macho. If the story st 13.5kReads9.5Score2kShelves
17. 317 戍 I Guarded the Frontier for Eight Years, and Now the Emperor Begs Me to Take the Throne 戍边八年，皇帝求我登基 Ten Thousand Bones of Dust尘万骨Historical1.5M WordsCompleted Zhao Ding transmigrates into the Great Qian dynasty and becomes Prince Yan, charged with guarding its borders. He has no grand ambitions. He doesn’t want to conquer the world or become emperor, afraid he’d die too soon. All he wants is to live freely on his fief as its little king. He walks his dogs, tends his flowers, flirts with his maids, and puts together some repeating crossbows and cannons to protect himself. He sends letters to the court complaining about how poor he is while developing h 1kReads8.2Score230Shelves

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    TikTok is really popular lately [facepalm]. I can't watch it secretly while sleeping, I'm afraid you'll end up like me, bursting from holding it in. It's worth watching five or six times, the jokes never get old no matter how many times I rewatch them, I love it so much!

18. 318 重 Reborn to Inherit a Thousand Homes, Still Single and Unmarried 重生继承千套房，单身未婚 Titan Cat泰坦巨猫Urban2.6M WordsCompleted Reborn in 2012, Lin Feng has extraordinary senses and a photographic memory. After inheriting more than a thousand properties from his family, he starts collecting rent from five in the morning until nine at night. Not only does he have to deal with all kinds of eccentric tenants, he also has to match wits with highly educated, brilliant female tenants and endure trials that ordinary men could never withstand. 26.5kReads9.0Score1.7kShelves
19. 319 别 Don't Mess with Me, My Wife Is Princess Gaoyang of the Great Tang 别惹我，我老婆大唐高阳公主 Abode Embracing Stars and Bright Moon抱星明月居Historical1.5M WordsCompleted New novel: "A Longevity Seeker in the Tang Dynasty, But from the Start, I’m at Xuanwu Gate?" Chen Yan, a medical genius, unexpectedly transmigrates to the Zhenguan era of the Tang Dynasty and becomes the son of a founding hero. His new family has an illustrious history: Two of his uncles died in battle for Li Shimin, and his father gave his life protecting Empress Zhangsun during the Xuanwu Gate Incident. In recognition of the family’s generations of loyalty, Li Shimin grants Chen Yan the title 76.3kReads8.3Score5.3kShelves
20. 320 原 Genshin Impact: I’m The Envoy of Snezhnaya 原神之我是至冬使节 A Fox, Not a Raccoon Dog是狐狸不是貉Anime Fanfiction6.2M WordsOngoing As the newly appointed twelfth Harbinger, known as the Instructor, Bai Luo admits he’s a little nervous. The Tsaritsa has given him a mission: travel to Inazuma as an envoy from Snezhnaya. As someone who transmigrated, he knows exactly what will happen if he goes to Inazuma: the Raiden Shogun will absolutely annihilate him. But if he refuses to go, the Tsaritsa will annihilate him instead. So he chooses Teyvat’s time-honored tradition: slacking off. 50.8kReads9.7Score3.7kShelves

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    Bai Luo, an outsider from another world, arrives in Teyvat, but his memories are only vague fragments of saving a child from drowning. As the story unfolds, Bai Luo unwittingly becomes the 12th Executive Officer of the Fatui—an instructor. What kind of amusement will this unexpected turn of events from another world create for this destiny already etched into the World Tree?

21. 321 游 A Life of Fishing: My Rod Can Be Upgraded 游钓人生：我的鱼竿能升级 Bland Green Tea清茶乏味Urban1.4M WordsCompleted A pure fishing novel. (Also known as A Life of Fishing on the Move) After learning he has ALS, Liu Yan loses hope for the future. One night, he throws himself into a river and encounters a mysterious old man, who introduces him to the joys of fishing and gives him an upgradeable wish-granting fishing rod. Thus begins his life of fishing on the move. Filling the boat and overflowing the fish boxes become part of his daily routine! Hundred-pound grass carp and black carp in lakes and reservoirs! T 4.5kReads9.2Score365Shelves
22. 322 我 I Wanted My Sect to Go Bankrupt, but Everyone Became a Dragon 我想宗门破产，结果人人如龙了 The Book Mountain Is a Duckload of Work书山鸭力大Eastern Fantasy270k WordsOngoing Shen Mu inherited a sect, and could raise his cultivation simply by wrecking its fortune. So Shen Mu set out to make trouble at every turn! Shen Mu: “Starting today, we’re recruiting disciples. Better to take too many than too few!” The Grand Elder looked at the group of “walking oddities.” “Young Sect Master, letting these people into our sect will ruin the fortune of our Spirit Ruins Mountain!” Shen Mu: “Spirit Ruins Mountain needs talent. I see limitless potential in them!” As it turned out, —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Some characters don't get enough points because they haven't written enough chapters; others' titles alone tell you how ridiculous or silly they are. Anyway, you won't lose out.

23. 323 1 The 1980s Tycoon's Road to Fortune 1980大倒爷的发家之路 Ting Houshan庭后山Urban1.8M WordsCompleted Have you ever wondered? Behind this peaceful world, wars have never truly stopped. The invaders no longer look like they did back then, carrying foreign rifles and cannons. They wear suits and ties, sipping coffee in high-end offices. With a snap of their fingers, they strip you of every last bit of your wealth. In their eyes, the people of the world are just a flock of sheep. They have countless ways to shear them, securing their grip on the world. For a hundred years, nothing has changed. They 10kReads9.0Score1kShelves
24. 324 大 After the Poor Suckers Heard My Thoughts, They All Awakened 大冤种们听我心声后，全员觉醒了 Little Klee一只小可莉Modern Romance661k WordsCompleted [No romance + Transmigrate into a book + Inner thoughts + System + Absurd comedy + Bystander gossip] [All the protagonists are from the same world] Good news: Lin Huixing transmigrated, and even came with a System. Bad news: Lin Huixing transmigrated into the hourly maid in all sorts of protagonists' homes. Every story has these marginal characters. They may seem insignificant, but they always stand right beside the protagonists, on the front lines of the gossip. The domineering CEO argues with 46.5kReads9.4Score7kShelves

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    It's so good, so good, so good! I wish all similar shows would come flooding me with more! Plus, the female lead's fighting skills are all incredibly high, and the humor and comedy are completely natural.

25. 325 西 Journey to the West: Breaking the Mold and Making the Buddha Cry 西游：反套路气哭如来 I Just Love Eating Meat就是喜欢吃肉Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted] [Funny] [Ridiculous] [Anti-Trope] Sun Xiaowu transmigrates into the world of Journey to the West as the yet-to-be-born Stone Monkey, and obtains the strongest Anti-Trope System. He manually adjusts the time of his birth, emerging three hundred years early and leaving the Buddha utterly stunned. From then on, Sun Xiaowu refuses to play by the rules. He won't become the Monkey King... He won't go seek a master... He won't wreak havoc in Heaven... Sun Xiaowu: I had no choice before. 632Reads9.0Score109Shelves
26. 326 重 Reborn in 1993: Dark Sea 重生1993，暗海 The Gods Want to Go Wild神想出去浪Urban1.9M WordsCompleted The physical edition of Wrathful Sea, Calm the Abyss is now available. Presales officially begin at 19:00 on October 11. [Reborn] [Mystery] [Undercover Agent] [Revenge] [Anti-Drug Operations] [Counterespionage] The golden finger is extremely weak, and he relies on his own abilities. This is a battle of wits between highly intelligent opponents, so you need to keep your brain switched on. There is no showing off and face-slapping! Ideal for veteran readers. If you understand it, you'll find it ve 258.2kReads9.6Score30.8kShelves

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    [Laugh][Cool] This is simply a masterpiece! It's hilarious and laughs out loud! I'm dying of laughter! It's a truly top-notch book. Reading it can lead you to the pinnacle of life! It's so good! The writing and plot are first-rate, it's incredibly exciting, and it's exceptionally good.

27. 327 宗 Every Sect Wants to Kill Me, So I Just Reload After Death! 宗门都想噶我，我直接死亡回档！ Chao Lianyun巢怜云Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Transmigrated into a Book + Villainess + Death Rewinds Time + Eldritch Cultivation + Unhinged + Quirky Style] Lu Xiaojin transmigrated into a book, becoming the lovesick senior apprentice sister in a cultivation novel where everyone falls for the heroine. She kept fighting the heroine for men and ended up dying horribly. No problem. She wasn't stupid. She knew how the plot went, so she could avoid trouble, stay away from the men, and survive. But! Can someone tell her why her junior apprentice 24.9kReads9.2Score3.5kShelves

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    The first book is packed with jokes, the second book has quite a few jokes, and the third book, disguised as a comedy, is both funny and heartbreaking.

28. 328 九 Nine Dragons Haul the Coffin! A One-Stop Funeral Service for the Primordial World 九龙拉棺！洪荒丧葬一条龙 Can't Show Off Seafood不能炫海鲜Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted He transmigrates as Randeng and awakens the one-stop funeral services System. As long as he buries all living beings, he can become a saint through accumulated virtue. But Randeng doesn't give the System the time of day. Instead, he immediately starts sucking up to Hongjun. “Saint Hongjun, please allow us to honor you as our Dao Ancestor.” “Dao Ancestor, you're just like the parents who gave me a second life. I want to take you as my adoptive father!” “Adoptive Father, your child suggests establ 11.1kReads9.0Score1kShelves
29. 329 穿 After Entering a Cultivation Game, I Fight the Male Lead to the Death 穿进修仙游戏后与男主相追相杀 Sighing at the Life of Floating Clouds浮云叹生Two Male Leads1.1M WordsCompleted [Straight male protagonist, unconventional cultivation, no official couples (ship whoever you like), one-sided crushes, comedic and a little unhinged, a redemptive ensemble cast, and everyone gets a funeral.] No official couples = ship whoever you like. He runs into a succubus as soon as he leaves the beginner's village, and no matter how hard he tries, he can't resist! “Ye Xingzhou, how many people do you consider the best in the world?!” Ye Xingzhou's very own M-class is now in session! A tsun 10.5kReads9.5Score1.7kShelves

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    I laughed so hard my stomach hurt from the vocals!! Please be aware!!

30. 330 在 One Heart for Cultivation Amid the Frantic Flirting of Seven Villains 在七个反派的狂撩下一心修仙 Mountain Demon山魅Ancient Romance511k WordsCompleted She transmigrated into a book as cannon fodder, and all the male leads want to win her over and get 100% of her favorability! Luo Qingyan was inexplicably hit on by all kinds of powerful men: a twisted senior brother from the immortal sect, a licentious young master of the demon clan, a gorgeous Peacock King, and the mysterious ruler of the Ghost Realm. They pulled out every trick in the book, leaving her utterly baffled. Luo Qingyan: ??? After thinking it over, she suddenly understood. “Good th 20.5kReads9.4Score3kShelves

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    These two books are absolutely fantastic! Both feature female protagonists who time-travel, and they're the kind of books that will have you laughing out loud in the middle of the night. The humor is natural and spontaneous, not forced or nonsensical. [Already hooked!]

31. 331 惊 Thriller Game: Why Are All My Skills from the Underworld? 惊悚游戏：怎么我的全是阴间技能 Dugu Qiudao独孤秋刀Mystery539k WordsCompleted A separate dimension called the Horror Game descends upon Earth. It randomly selects challengers and throws them into terrifying games. But against the vicious ghosts, humanity's survival rate is less than one percent! That is, until Su Cheng enters the game! [Yellow Springs Pawnshop] From the start, he has the Flying Dragon Cloud-Gathering Hand. “Your item is quite nice, customer. Too bad it'll be mine in a second!” [Green Mountain Hospital] Master Anesthetist taking appointments online. “You'r 52.4kReads9.0Score14kShelves
32. 332 这 This World Runs on Aoligei 这个世界只吃奥利给 Yi DaX伊大X7k WordsCompleted This World Only Eats Oli Gei 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The idea is really wild; I never expected the ending.

33. 333 给 Put a Mask on the Prince and Goof Around with Him 给王爷戴上口罩，和他一起沙雕 Mountain Demon山魅Ancient Romance274k WordsCompleted [Goofy heroine × unhinged hero, a hilarious fantasy ride. All aboard!] The Regent of Great Li had a twisted personality, and was seriously unwell. Ye Piaoling received a task from her ridiculous System: collect the Regent’s Four Treasures, meaning four items he kept close to him! His mask, his belt, and… Ye Piaoling: “What do I get if I complete such a dangerous task?” Ridiculous System: “You can ascend on the spot!” Ye Piaoling was delighted to hear that. From then on, she ignored her tasks and 8.4kReads9.4Score1.1kShelves
34. 334 我 I'm a Sneaky Sixth, and Everyone Wants to Kill Me 我是个老六，所有人都想刀了我 Could You Stop Rushing Me?别催行不行Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted [Decisive killing + no female lead + satisfying read + System] After Lin Jiu entered the Horror World, he acquired an evolvable talent: Kidney Collector. From then on, he never looked back from the path of being a sneaky bastard. “You collected a pair of kidneys and mastered the S-rank skill Kidney Strike!” “You collected a pair of kidneys and mastered the S-rank skill Warp!” “You collected a kidney and mastered the S-rank skill Chaotic Calculation!” Miss Cannibal, please be careful. I only 8.1kReads9.3Score694Shelves
35. 335 刑 Seriously?! You Mooched Off My Wi-Fi and Cut My Internet Cable 刑啊！蹭我wifi，还剪我网线 Drippy Ice Cream冰淇淋淋Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Stickler for Details] + [Law] + [Outlaw] + [Stacking Charges (Stacking Kills)] + [Zhang San] Chen Feng is a livestreamer. One day, he discovers someone stealing his Wi-Fi, so he changes the password. But to his surprise, the neighbor comes knocking and demands the password, claiming her child needs it for online classes. And if he refuses, she’ll cut his internet cable? How about destruction of private property, disturbing the peace, and trespassing? Your account got stolen by a hacker? How 4.3kReads9.3Score595Shelves
36. 336 别EN You're Speedrunning High-Level Martial Arts While Others Suffer? 别人练功吃苦，你直接速通高武？ Changshou Can't Fly长寿不会飞Urban3.5M WordsOngoing [Signed for publication] [High martial arts + wish fulfillment + total domination + fast-paced + ruthless] “Ye Li, your opponent this time is my boyfriend. You’re no match for him, so hurry up and forfeit...” “You knocked him to his knees?!” “Ye Li, why did you apply to the top of the five great academies? Didn’t your teacher tell you not to get complacent and to keep your feet on the ground... You’ve already been granted early admission?!” “Ye Li, this strange beast rules the whole region. We’r 143.1kReads9.1Score10.8kShelves

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    [Making a face][Cool][Making a face] This is absolutely a masterpiece from Tomato. I never thought I could find such a masterpiece on Tomato. It's hilarious! I laughed so hard! I would call it the only masterpiece I've ever read, and it's definitely worth watching.

37. 337 修 A Year of Cultivation, Unnoticed by All; One Month of Mining, Known Across the World 修真一年无人问，挖矿一月天下知 Mu Feng Feng木风峰Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted [No female lead + Not invincible + Lighthearted + Farming + Mining + Fishing + Nothing else to add] He transmigrates to a cultivation world, awakens a heaven-jealous talent, and becomes a sect prodigy. Several years later: Outer disciple: “Senior Brother Ji is a paragon of virtue and martial prowess. The sect leader's seat should be his!” Inner disciple: “Senior Brother Ji has everyone's support. Sect Leader, please step aside and make way for him!” True disciple: “I'm no match for Senior Brothe 6.7kReads8.3Score495Shelves
38. 338 租 My Rented Girlfriend from a Dating Show Turns Out to Be a Young Lady from Beijing's Elite Circle 租来的恋综女友，竟是京圈大小姐 Eight Blade-Breaking Strikes破锋八刀Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Silly Comedy + Humor + Entertainment + Dating Reality Show + One Female Lead + System] Good news! Su Chen has been reborn and awakened a System that makes people lose their cool. Bad news! After publicly tearing into the girlfriend and boss who ruined his previous life, he’s temporarily single. But he’s already signed a contract for a couples’ dating show, and his vicious ex is joining with her new partner! But! It’s no big deal! Su Chen promptly contacts his online buddy for help. Until the da 26.1kReads8.9Score2.7kShelves
39. 339 我 I'm Already a Great Emperor, Yet the System Wants Me to Take Disciples 我都大帝了，系统竟然让我收徒 Heart of Flowing Clouds流云心Eastern Fantasy2.5M WordsOngoing [Invincible] + [Master of Schemes] + [Hidden-Cultivation Style] + [Comedy] + [Lighthearted] Invincible from the start, Gu Changge transmigrates into a fantasy world and binds himself to a sign-in System, earning cultivation rewards and all kinds of peerless treasures every day. While others are risking their lives to break through to the next realm, he has already reached the pinnacle of the Great Dao and become a reclusive emperor whose strength even he can’t fathom. He had planned to lie fla 112.9kReads8.4Score39.1kShelves

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    🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈Super funny, laugh until your stomach hurts!🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹Super addictive, super good!🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 [Host, confess your love to someone of the opposite sex within thirty seconds. Failure will result in immediate death!] Left with no other choice, Su Jiang confessed to the class beauty, An Rou, in front of the whole class. 🍉Su Jiang: "An Rou, I like you. Can we date?"🍉An Rou: "What do you like about me?"🍉Su Jiang: "Uh… your legs are very white."🍉An Rou sneered: "Heh."

40. 340 穿 Transmigrated as a Background Character, I Beat Up the Hero and Villain 穿越路人甲，爆打主角和反派 Sikong Leiting司空雷霆Urban829k WordsOngoing [Funny + absurd + academy + schemer + fiery + everyday life + underhanded + not an invincible-protagonist story] Reporter: “Excuse me, passerby, are you happy?” Passerby A: “I guess I'm about to be. My spirit pet is a schemer, my buddies are schemers, everyone around me is a schemer, and I'm a schemer too. Every morning, I open my eyes and get mad half to death. I'm definitely about to be!” Reporter: “Uh... are you blessed?” Passerby A: “My surname isn't Fu. It's Jiang. Jiang Li. Li, as in Li Sa 1.6kReads8.9Score143Shelves
41. 341 你 A Monk of Your Rank Has No Right to Seek the Scriptures Yet 你这个级别的僧人，还没权利取经 Water Bites Paper水咬纸Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsOngoing [Officialdom and Journey to the West + cultivation through construction work + In the Name of the People (Immortal Edition) + wild imagination] I transmigrated to the cultivation world. After ascending, I became a grunt in the Heavenly Court's Infrastructure Department. After three thousand years, I finally worked my way up to project manager, in charge of the South Heavenly Gate expansion project. The day before the final inspection, I was stuffing “local specialties” into an envelope. A constr 165.1kReads9.4Score17.9kShelves

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    🍒🍒🍒 Super hilarious, super entertaining! 👍👍👍👍 Addictive, a must-watch! 🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺 [Host must confess to a member of the opposite sex within thirty seconds. Failure will result in immediate death!] Left with no other choice, Su Jiang confessed to the class beauty, An Rou, in front of the entire class. Su Jiang: "An Rou, I like you. Can we date?" An Rou: "What do you like about me?" Su Jiang: "Uh... Your legs are very white."

42. 342 大 Great Ming: No More Pretending, Your Grandpa Is Zhu Yuanzhang 大明：不装了，你爷爷我是朱元璋 All Under Heaven Are One天下大同Historical2.1M WordsOngoing Zhu Shou woke up one morning to find that he had transmigrated to the Hongwu era of the Ming dynasty. His family was fairly well-off, but to his shock, he discovered that he was a wastrel with a brain disorder. After calculating the date of Crown Prince Zhu Biao’s impending early death, Zhu Shou hurried to discuss an important matter with his grandfather, who had always looked after him. “Old man, Crown Prince Zhu Biao is about to die. We’d better run!” That one sentence left his grandfather stu 1.9kReads9.1Score294Shelves
43. 343 她 After She Died, the Coldhearted Powerful Official's Hair Turned White Overnight 她死后，冷冰冰的权臣一夜白头 Mu Mianmian慕绵绵Ancient Romance641k WordsCompleted [Not an angst novel + heartwarming + no logic + read it to see if it suits your taste] After transmigrating into a book, Hua Zhao had her memories erased and became a tool whose job was to give the heroine a golden finger. To top it off, she was also the infamous, short-lived first wife of the villainous minister. Luckily, she regained her memories and cut her losses in time. The heroine’s golden finger? Sorry, that’s a family heirloom that came with me when I transmigrated into the book! Her in 134kReads9.4Score10.9kShelves

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    What should I do? It's so beautiful, and I can't sleep tonight.

44. 344 全 Everyone Stakes Their Life: I Become the Grim Reaper and Save the Goddesses of the World 全民氪命：化身死神救济天下女神 Classmate Cola可乐同学Urban822k WordsOngoing [Transmigration into another body + multiple heroines + hidden secrets + everyday life + cheat ability + ruthless decisiveness + absurdly high stats + two-form transformation + Titled Douluo certified] Take it slow at first, then become invincible in the middle and late stages! Good news: I transmigrated. Bad news: I transmigrated into a tabby cat! In this world, people awaken their Life Wheel Spirit Mark at eighteen, and lifespan is quantified as a stat. To get stronger, you have to spend —Reads—Score74.3kShelves

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    🍕🍕A masterpiece from Tomato, a high-quality comedy novel you can stay up all night reading. It's hilarious, I laughed until my stomach hurt from the first chapter to the last! [Facepalm][crying with laughter] This is the funniest and best novel I've ever read!!! [Laughing][laughing]

45. 345 穿 Transmigrating to a Female-Centric World to Set the City’s CEO Tyrants Straight 穿到女频，整顿满城霸总 Crunch Crunch嘎嘣蹦Urban1.1M WordsOngoing [Male-oriented novel] My name is Lu Jingxiu, and I transmigrated into a world of domineering CEOs. Everyone here is worth hundreds of billions. If they are not the richest person in the country, they control both the underworld and the legitimate world, and casually act like outlaws above the law. And I am, unexpectedly, one of them. However, I am a man who believes in the law. So I decisively called the police, reported them under my real name, and launched a crackdown on organized crime. Befor 43.8kReads8.1Score1.7kShelves
46. 346 超 The Super System: The Escaped Panda Levels Up in Seconds 超级系统越狱熊猫秒速升级 Xiao Jun笑君Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [A popular, completed masterpiece] Transmigrates as a giant panda, with six daily updates, never missing a day! Chu Tian: When I fight, I never check what level of protected animal my opponent is. None of them is as precious as me. Watch as a lousy cultivator is reborn as a national treasure and coasts through life with an invincible System... 518Reads8.7Score101Shelves
47. 347 带 Touring Ancient Times with an Arsenal 带着军火逛古代 Just Passing Through经过而已Historical1.0M WordsCompleted (Alternate history + multiple heroines + pocket dimension + modern weapons + conquest + unlimited supplies) In a chaotic age of famine, the harvest fails and people resort to eating their own children. I can travel between two worlds and have unlimited supplies and weapons. Watch me save the world and build a paradise where people can live in peace and prosperity. 12.9kReads7.9Score1.4kShelves

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    It can make you laugh so hard you can't sleep at night.

48. 348 带 I Took a Super Mall on a Tour of Ancient Times 带着超级商场逛古代 Just Passing Through经过而已Historical3.4M WordsCompleted [Print edition published] [Complete] [Alternate History + Transmigration + Pocket Dimension + Modern Weapons + Power Fantasy + Farming + Lighthearted Comedy + Daily Life] No money? I can pull out anything from my pocket dimension and live off it for the rest of my life. You’re a grandmaster? Let’s see how many bullets you can withstand. Want to get stronger? I just need a sip of water from my pocket dimension. I punish thugs, kill villains, fleece the Japanese, and take on the West. Food deliver 33.2kReads8.9Score2.9kShelves
49. 349 哈 Hahaha, Great Ming 哈哈哈，大明 Weiwei's Wei微微的薇Historical3.2M WordsCompleted In an age when everyone is rebelling, to survive, you have to be more ruthless than every rebel king. You have to become the greatest rebel king of all. Take down Gao Yingxiang first, then Zhang Xianzhong, then Li Zicheng, and after that, go straight for the Eight Banners. You Manchus, your emperor is back. 461.1kReads9.4Score69.4kShelves
50. 350 疯 Crazy Male Lead, Don't Be Afraid. I'm Just a Plain Old Pervert 疯批男主别害怕，我只是单纯变态 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance569k WordsCompleted [A print edition has been signed for publication] [Pure-hearted yet truly deranged male lead x fake psychopath female lead who does everything to survive] [From universally hated to universally adored * brothers’ road to redemption * both are virgins] Xiang Fengyu transmigrates into a book as the short-lived fiancée of a deranged male lead. From the start, she’s in danger of being killed after spotting a bloodstained shirt under his bed. She plans to use her golden finger, her knowledge of the p 21.3kReads9.5Score3.1kShelves

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    These three books are all very funny, I don't even need to introduce them, everyone knows the female lead has a serious illness. The third book has a male protagonist, but they're really great to watch. The protagonists of all three books have some kind of mental illness, they're really amazing! [Admiration][Admiration][Admiration]

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