Any Books Rated 9.5+ That'll Make You Laugh Until You Cry? 9.5以上让人笑断肠子的书有吗

1. 1251 多 After Being Reborn Again and Again, I, the Real Heiress, Vow to Protect the Brooding Beauty 多次重生后我真千金誓死守护病娇 Mu Zhizhi暮吱吱Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy + funny + marriage contract + the male lead falls for her on his own + devoted couples] A gorgeous, goofy, teasing heroine VS a strong, tragic, lovesick male lead || After dying N times, Gu Chenyun finally figured it out… Her life was tied to that lovesick lunatic Jing Huai’s!!! If Jing Huai died, she would definitely die within three days too! She was troubled, because when she called Jing Huai a lovesick lunatic, she wasn’t insulting him. Jing Huai was the despair-inducing k 3.8kReads9.1Score555Shelves

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   The premise is novel: a quirky, cheerful female lead and a yandere male lead with a self-destructive plot involving redemption and a contract. The main characters are a loving family, and the story is sweet. The eldest child: likes to use a wheelchair and pretend to be lame, claiming it's because walking is bad for his legs. The second child: a lab fanatic who enjoys using his siblings as test subjects. The third child: a dog (the only normal one). The fourth child: a female celebrity, a professional stand-in for the CEO's ideal woman. She enjoys the classic moment when the CEO ruthlessly throws a check at her after she changes her mind, telling her to get lost. The fifth child: a voice actress, but her favorite thing to do is impersonate the fourth child! She even went so far as to impersonate the fourth child on a date with the CEO. As for the seventh child of the Gu family, Gu Chenjian… her favorite thing to do is be a simp, and she doesn't just simp for one person, she simps for every single one she meets!

2. 1252 我EN Achieving Transcendence Through Corpse Burning 我靠焚尸超凡入圣 Ye Tiannan夜天南Mystery2.7M WordsOngoing Since ancient times, people have believed the dead should be buried whole. Cremation is deeply disrespectful to the deceased, and only corpses that have undergone an uncanny transformation are burned. Those who cremate corpses are known as corpse burners. It is an extremely dangerous line of work. At midnight, one room, one corpse burner. Once the doors are shut and locked, if the corpse turns vicious, the corpse burner is as good as dead. Qin He makes his living this way at a canal wharf in the 123.2kReads9.2Score14.7kShelves

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   It's really good! The author's writing is excellent. Just how many authors can write so many opening poems? Not only that, but most importantly, it's incredibly humorous and witty; I laughed until my mouth hurt! [Laughing emoji]

3. 1253 两 King of Schemes Across Two Worlds 两界套路之王 The Cat Who Longs for Fish by the Abyss临渊羡鱼的喵Urban1.8M WordsCompleted They say true love never lasts, but tricks always win hearts. There are too many schemes in this world, so Li Ze has decided to go wreak havoc somewhere else! “Comrade, have you heard of the product sales model where the boss runs off with his sister-in-law?” “No?” “Great! I’ll teach you!” “What? Your app needs user retention? Come on, take this Five Blessings collection campaign!” This is a story about saving the world through smooth talk... 14Reads—Score—Shelves

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   A sound that hadn't been heard for hundreds of years echoed from the Hua family's village forge. If the deceased ancestors of the Hua family were to hear it, they would probably be so angry they'd come back to life and then die again—the legendary "dying and coming back to life" scenario. "Damn it, too sturdy! Make sure it's brittle enough!" Hua Huihui, inheriting Li Ze's will, constantly inspected and pointed out flaws in the forge. He would loudly reprimand anyone who didn't do things perfectly. "Damn it, too tough! Make it a little softer!" "Yes!" "Damn it, uh… very good." A satisfied smile appeared on Hua Huihui's face as he picked up a newly forged rake. This was the feel, the weight, the quality of breaking with a single pinch—only such farm tools were what we, inheriting the soul of a cunning merchant, should forge! "Well done!" Hua Huihui raised the rake above his head and shouted, "What's our slogan?" "Buy a hoe, and if it doesn't break in two months, I'll eat my hat!" A group of muscular men below shouted, waving hammers. "What are our core values?" "More brittle, more flexible, thinner! A diligent blacksmith is a fool, cutting corners makes me happy!" "What are our goals?" "There's no worst, only worse!" "Hahahaha..." Hua Huihui's eyes were filled with tears. Huajia Village was finally about to reach a peak that none of the martyrs had ever seen. The feeling of not being chilled at the top was wonderful!

4. 1254 我 My Son Was Clearly a Playboy, So How Did He Become the Tiger of the Empire? 我儿明明是纨绔，咋成帝国之虎了 Beating Up Cats Under the Tree树下揍猫Urban7.6M WordsCompleted [Military life + special forces + lighthearted + passionate + hilarious] Lin Hui was unexpectedly reborn as a spoiled playboy. His father and older brother were big shots in the military, and his mother was the chairwoman of a corporate group. With such a wealthy family, surely Lin Hui could just slack off and live like a lazy fish, right? Just as he looked forward to a life of doing nothing, his father sent him into the army, where he had to serve for at least two years. After that, he could do 61.5kReads9.2Score6.5kShelves

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   These books are guaranteed to make you laugh so hard you'll be pounding your bed in the middle of the night. After you finish reading and laughing, I'll come find you through the internet.

5. 1255 开 From the Start, I Swing My Sword Hundreds of Millions of Times, Slay a God, and Shock the Whole School 开局挥剑亿万次，我斩神震惊全校 Don't Eat Cabbage不吃白菜Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Spiritual qi revival + slaying gods + passionate action + System + comedy + urban fantasy + nearly invincible] [Also known as: Tonight, I Take Up My Sword to Slay the Gods in the Heavens!] Lin Tian transmigrates to a parallel world where the gods have awakened and the abyss has descended. From the start, he awakens the Swordbearer System. Every swing of his sword makes him stronger. And so, with nothing but a wooden sword, Lin Tian becomes a Nightwatcher of Daxia. [Swing your sword a thousand t 24kReads8.7Score2.1kShelves
6. 1256 开 From the Start, I Had a Bewitching Physique, and My Empress Master Went Mad for Me 开局女难之体，女帝师尊为我痴狂 Medicine and Stone Have a Spirit药石有灵Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted [Empress + Special constitution + Mischievous rebellious disciple + Shamelessly adorable schemer + Lighthearted comedy] After transmigrating to the immortal realm, Lin Xingyun spent eighteen years listening to music in the pleasure quarters. Then his father and older brother, the family head and young master, suddenly vanished under mysterious circumstances. He was about to be driven out of the Lin family along with his mother. “No matter. I’ll handle this!” “Wait, there’s something off about th 31.2kReads8.9Score3kShelves
7. 1257 快 Quick Transmigration: The Insect Queen Wins by Giving Birth and Taking It Easy 快穿：虫族女王她靠生崽躺赢 A Thousand-Year-Old Ghost千年阿飘啊Ancient Romance5.2M WordsOngoing (Quick transmigration + no fixed couple + System + pocket dimension + having and raising babies) Sang Shu is the queen of an interstellar insectoid race! Her favorite thing is having little ones! Every one of her offspring is brave and battle-ready! Having babies and eating good food: life couldn’t be sweeter. However... After she ate a food called the “System,” everything changed. She was forcibly bound to it and transmigrated through countless worlds, becoming all kinds of... cannon fodder? Th 58.6kReads9.4Score1.9kShelves

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   These two books look pretty funny. I just read them and I still remember them. I've read some funny novels before, but I can't find them now. If you're looking for something to read, you can use these for now.

8. 1258 快 Quick Transmigration: Raising Children in the Qing Dynasty 快穿之清朝养崽日常 A Thousand-Year-Old Ghost千年阿飘啊Ancient Romance2.0M WordsCompleted Lou Yu can’t remember how long she’s existed or how many changes the world has gone through. She’s forgotten it all, but has nearly mastered every kind of knowledge and skill. By chance, she binds herself to a System and begins a Qing Dynasty quick transmigration journey. World One: Xiaoyu Never Gives In Is Xiaoyu’er just a stand-in for Dayu’er, doomed to a tragic ending? See how Lou Yu turns her fate around and lives up to Xiaoyu’er’s own unique splendor. World Two: Consort Rong Knows How to Ra 5.1kReads9.3Score324Shelves
9. 1259 让 You Asked Me to Win Fans on a Dating Show, but They're All Born in the 1970s 让你恋综圈粉，粉丝全是70后 I'm a Kitty是猫猫吖丶Modern Romance500k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy with no logic + showbiz + dating show + mysticism + sweet romance + strong heroine + satisfying wish fulfillment] Mystic master Xiao Xingyun accidentally ended up on a dating show, where the director asked her to perform a talent. While the other female guests sang, danced, and rapped, she launched straight into “Pink Memories.” Just as everyone thought she was about to be kicked off the show, a whole crowd of elderly fans suddenly appeared and sent her straight to the top of 1.8kReads8.9Score220Shelves

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   Character traits: A master of metaphysics, humorous and lighthearted. Recommended rating: 4 out of 5 stars. A half-master, good-looking, funny, and lighthearted watch that you'll want to stay up all night to finish.

10. 1260 哇 Wow! The Whole Family Is Full of Villains, Yet They Spoil Her Rotten 哇噻！一家子的反派，把她宠上天 Gold in My Pocket兜里有金金Modern Romance501k WordsCompleted [The 1970s: the whole family dotes on a blessed little girl with a pocket dimension and mind-reading powers. No brainless plot!] Xie Youyou transmigrated into a book as the only daughter of a family of major villains. At this point, though, the villainous family was still farming in a remote mountain village. The villainous grandma was a notorious shrew for miles around. If anyone said a word against her, she'd bring a rope and threaten to hang herself outside their door, cursing them until they 2.8kReads8.4Score306Shelves
11. 1261 玄 A Real Heiress with Mystical Powers Livestreams Her Fortune-Telling Sessions 玄学真千金直播算命日常 Almond Cookie杏仁饼干Modern Romance401k WordsCompleted [No romance + livestreaming + fortune-telling + ghost-hunting + entertainment industry] Ke Xue is a nobody in the entertainment industry. Then one day, news breaks that she is the real daughter of a prestigious feng shui family, while the fake heiress is none other than top-tier star Su Menghan! Su Menghan’s parents insist she is their only daughter. Her brother looks down on Ke Xue for her scandal-ridden reputation and says she brings shame on the Su family. The family’s feng shui master even 1.2kReads9.3Score183Shelves
12. 1262 荒 Wilderness Survival: Sparks Fly Between Me and My Five Exes 荒野求生：我和五个前任火光四射 Whirlwind Lightbringer旋风光之子Modern Romance561k WordsCompleted [Live Streaming + Sweet Romance + Lighthearted Comedy + Feel-Good Story + System + Survival Variety Show + Showbiz] Qi Fei, the number one female sword cultivator in the Three Realms, practiced until she suffered a cultivation deviation. Her soul entered another world to undergo tribulations, and when she opened her eyes, she had become a D-list actress who was universally hated online, taking part in a wilderness survival variety show. There was nothing wrong with joining the show. But why were 14.7kReads9.3Score2.4kShelves
13. 1263 玄 The Fake Heiress Who Returned from the Mystical Arts World Is Fortune-Telling at Her Stall Again 玄门回来的假千金又在摆摊算卦了 Pupu Little Potato噗噗小土豆Modern Romance783k WordsCompleted Xiao Li spent a hundred years in the Xuanmen. Even the little guard dog Xiao Hei, who joined at the same time as her, has already ascended to the upper realm, while she is still stuck guarding the temple gate and basking in the sun. The ancestral spirit appeared to her and said, “Xiao Li, you came from another world, and your worldly ties remain unresolved. If you wish to ascend, you must return to where you came from and settle your mortal affairs. Only then can you grasp the Heavenly Dao!” Bac 4.6kReads9.2Score757Shelves
14. 1264 玄 The Metaphysics Master Shakes the World After Coming Down from the Mountain 玄学大佬下山后轰动全世界 Gathering the Galaxy一揽星河Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Mysticism + satisfying read + sweet romance] Everyone in the industry says the newly reunited eldest daughter of the Su family is a menace. One sentence from her can break up a marriage, shatter a family, drive someone into bankruptcy, or land them in jail, so people steer clear of her. What’s more, she has opened a Taoist temple and does fortune-telling, face-reading, feng shui, sells talismans, and catches ghosts. She’s done every sort of scam imaginable! Later, word gets around that the elde 86.6kReads9.5Score13.7kShelves
15. 1265 地 The Underworld Big Shot Became Famous in Showbiz Through Mysticism 地府大佬靠玄学爆红娱乐圈 The Not-So-Rude Rogue Cat痞猫不痞Modern Romance769k WordsCompleted [Metaphysics + wish fulfillment + two top-tier stars] Meng Po Bai Jingzhi was banished to the mortal realm for training because of her domineering, overbearing ways and her habit of bullying the weak. She ended up as a third-tier actress who was terrible at everything except being a pretty face... Hater: “You can’t act.” Bai Jingzhi: “I can catch ghosts.” Hater: “You can’t sing in tune.” Bai Jingzhi: “I can catch ghosts.” Hater: “You’re lazy and don’t know a thing about crops!” Bai Jingzhi: “I c 412Reads8.3Score—Shelves
16. 1266 开 A Phoenix as a Starter Gift 开局就送凤凰 Shocking Rainbow Moon惊虹月Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Goofy + lighthearted + absurd + hilarious, enter at your own risk] Spiritual qi has revived, and humans can cultivate. Some plants and animals have also evolved into spirit beasts. Wei Xuan awakens the strongest Spirit Pet System from the start. A chicken that knows kung fu? A dog that can use sonic attacks? A cat that shoots lightning? Ever seen anything like that? The powerful figures of every nation give Wei Xuan a wide berth as he leads his army of spirit pets to conquer the world! Powerful 3.7kReads9.0Score374Shelves

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    They're funny, and although they're not all rated 9.5 Or higher, they're all pretty good!

17. 1267 快 The All-Purpose Caretaker of Quick Transmigration 快穿之全能管家 Kuntukutakatika昆图库塔卡提Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted No female lead + no CP + absurd comedy There aren't two male leads. I tagged it wrong, and now I can't delete the tag! (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ) Shen Mingxuan is one of the rising stars in the primary System space of the World Sea. After reaching his mission goal, he successfully qualifies to apply for a companion System. So he binds himself to the “All-Purpose Butler System.” It's a new System, and it comes with character templates as plug-ins. Shen Mingxuan has to complete his missions while following each cha 14.5kReads9.4Score1.5kShelves
18. 1268 欢 Building Heaven with Joy 欢天喜地建天庭 Three Feet Three Inches of Waves浪高三尺三Urban4.1M WordsCompleted Hello, everyone. My name is Zhang Manyi, and I’m the Jade Emperor, down here in the mortal world. I’ve been kidnapped, so hurry up and send me 100,000 yuan. Once I rebuild the Heavenly Court, you’ll be the Crown Prince, the Jade Emperor’s Crown Prince! 174Reads7.2Score—Shelves

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    This is definitely a great book whose title doesn't do it justice. The characters are well-developed, and there are plenty of laughs. Most importantly, the plot is fresh and unpredictable, and the characters are all intelligent. It's definitely worth reading.

19. 1269 北 The Grave Robbers' Chronicles: Northern School 北派盗墓笔记 Yun Feng云峰Mystery4.5M WordsOngoing [Published in print and available online] [The Beipai Notes horizontal-screen drama is now streaming] [Tomb Raiding + Mystery + Antiques] I'm a poor kid from a mountain village in Northeast China. In the early twenty-first century, hoping to make something of myself, I joined a northern tomb-raiding crew. From south to north, I've seen every side of the underworld and crossed paths with people from all walks of life. Over the years, I went from a young man to a middle-aged one. My drinking got b 956.6kReads9.6Score123.1kShelves

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    The first book was at 9:08, the second at 9:04, and the third at 9:06.

20. 1270 他 He Can Knock Lü Bu Out with One Punch, and You Call Him a Strategist? 他一拳能打死吕布，你管这叫谋士 Chancellor, Don't Go Wild丞相别浪Historical3.6M WordsOngoing Synopsis: Wang Xiao transmigrates to the end of the Han dynasty and obtains the Peerless Strategist System. But its reward is maxed-out combat ability, and he can only keep it permanently by becoming a strategist. With no other choice, Wang Xiao goes to Cao Cao to apply for a strategist position. On his very first day, he beats Dian Wei to a pulp right in front of Cao Cao. Dian Wei: "I knew I might lose, but I never thought I'd lose to a strategist!" Lu Bu: "Cao Cao's forces must really be short 24.2kReads8.9Score2.2kShelves

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    They're all pretty funny.

21. 1271 盗 Tomb Raiding: I Tore Down the Golmud Sanatorium 盗墓：我拆了格尔木疗养院 Red-Headed Crane with Ice鹤顶红加冰Mystery3.8M WordsOngoing [No Female Lead + Cheerful Protagonist + Comedy] Wu Mo transmigrates into the ultimate tomb-raiding world and becomes Wu Xie’s younger brother, gaining a tomb-raiding sign-in System. Ding! Sign-in successful. Reward granted. 1: Azure Dragon bloodline 2: Tomb-trap mechanisms 3: Corpse control With these skills at his disposal, Wu Mo starts running wild in the tomb-raiding world. He blows up the Golmud Sanatorium, beats up Hei Xiazi, and tests his strength against Xiaoge. He saves A Ning in the S 26.7kReads9.4Score2.4kShelves

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    This, this, this!! The male lead has a completely unpredictable thought process; you never know what he'll do next. He's a tomb raider, and there's only one male lead so far. It's currently episode 101. It made me unconsciously think of it during the exam, and I couldn't help but laugh.

22. 1272 地 Hell Game: From the Start, a Max-Level Expert Has Me in Their Sights 地狱游戏：开局就被满级大佬盯上 The Moon Calls Beyond Half the Mountain Pass月召半关山Two Male Leads264k WordsCompleted Scheming, devoted top × sharp-tongued, tsundere, quick-witted bottom | Strange rules | Infinite-loop horror Mo Xiaotian, the undisputed king of trash talk, survived for twenty years on his ability to act “calm as a cucumber on the outside, panicking like crazy on the inside.” One day, he casually opened an app called [Hell Game] and was forcibly dragged into an endless cycle of terrifying scenarios. The other players trembled and begged the rules not to kill them. Mo Xiaotian alone, forced to st 130Reads8.2Score—Shelves

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    This is a tearjerker novel featuring two male protagonists. True friendship is revealed in times of hardship. Whenever the male lead is harassed by those who punish him, the top player in the entire server always comes to his rescue. It's incredibly touching! You absolutely must read it, my darlings!

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