Lying Flat at the Brothel, Listening to Music, and Now the System Is Panicking
躺平勾栏听曲，系统急了
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- Completed
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- 2.0M Words
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- Eastern Fantasy
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- Fantasy High-Concept
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- 1y ago
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- Xuanhuan: A Legacy of Throwing Our Weight Around玄幻：一脉相承，主打仗势凌人Alternate title on Fanqie
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During the new book period, please click to urge for updates and follow along. Any suggestions are welcome. There's also a character thread in the book club; feel free to leave a message if you'd like to make a cameo appearance. As everyone knows, I live on Tomato, so my likes are absolutely instant. The story is finished! Hooray!
My immediate impressions are twofold: 1. It's incredibly entertaining and hilarious 😂. I wonder how you would react if I showed you my master, Mei Jiji. 2. This system is very user-friendly, just like the male lead's devoted follower 😏. It really comes to the rescue when needed. I almost died laughing while reading this book last night; its main appeal is its comedic and entertaining nature.
You're best at writing harem stories, but to be honest, this one is pretty good. The pacing is just right, I wonder if it's a story of a rebellious master and disciple, or a rebellious disciple and master? 😏😏😏 Just a heads-up, don't have too many people in the harem. Focus on developing well-rounded characters and don't drag out the pace.
Sure, this book is pretty funny, and the system is awesome. There's no story of the protagonist suffering; it's all about bullying others with his power—it's just so satisfying. This system is extraordinary, pretty amazing, and quite hilarious. Anyway, I think it's pretty good. It's just a bit short on content; author, please update soon! 😘 (Personal opinion, please don't criticize) 😘
These are great books, each with its own unique charm, that kept me hooked and eager to keep reading. I only recall the early chapters of *Tomato*'s *Great Strength* and *Slaying God* giving me that same urge. I'm currently following *The System Grants Me Immortality*, which has a 9.8 Rating. It's two different styles, but honestly, these four books are the ones I've been following non-stop for the past few years.
It's so cute and hilarious! I think giving each of his wives a divine spiritual root would be about right, and he could have one chaotic spiritual root. Also, I think the "rebellious master and disobedient disciple" setting is pretty good! 😏😏😏 I'm so jealous that my son is still so rich even as an adult.
I'll tentatively give it four stars. This book, *Que Shi*, can bring a smile to your face, but it falls into the common pitfalls of harem novels later on. Too many harem members cause some characters to practically disappear. For example, the diverse female disciples at the beginning are what attract the reader, but after the introduction of the master and his master's sect, you hardly see any of…
It's really good! Xu Anshan (the protagonist) and the system are both very similar 😏 It's just a bit short. Author, please update soon! You don't want everyone to know you're not good enough, do you? 😏😏😏
This is a harem novel; those who prefer single-female leads should skip this. The author's control over the plot is quite good; every time a plot hole seems to appear, it's quickly filled in. Just when things seem to be getting out of control, you realize it was all within the protagonist's expectations—I really can't resist giving away spoilers!
Great book! I've already read the latest chapter 120. It's engaging and interesting, and I love the theme. Keep up the good work and keep updating!