
Lying Flat at the Brothel, Listening to Music, and Now the System Is Panicking
躺平勾栏听曲,系统急了
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- Completed
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- Eastern Fantasy
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- Fantasy High-Concept
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- 1y ago
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It's a new book issue, so please remind me of the updates, so I can catch up with them. If you have any suggestions, you can make them. There is also a character building in the book club. If you want to make a guest appearance, you can leave a message. As you all know, I live in Tomato, and likes are absolutely instant. Finished, scatter flowers
There are two intuitive feelings. 1. It's so beautiful and funny [laughs and cries]. If I take out my master's plum and hairpin, I don't know how you should respond. 2. This system is very user-friendly, just like the male protagonist's little licking dog [laughs evilly]. If something happens, it will really come to its rescue. I almost died laughing when I read this book in the middle of the night last night. The main theme is a story that is more funny than joyful.
The best thing for you to write is the harem, but to be honest, the writing is pretty good. In my opinion, the pace is neither too tight nor too slow. I just don't know whether it's about rebelling against the master and trying to become the apprentice, or whether it's about rebelling against the apprentice and becoming the master. [Sneaky laugh] [Sneaky laugh] [Sneaky laugh]. Let me remind you, you don't want too many people in the harem. Just write the characters in three dimensions, and don't drag the pace too much. , You can intersect with some daily life, and you can also mention the stories of the people around the protagonist to flesh out the characters. It is a casual and funny ss book [sneaky smile] [sneaky smile]. It can have a little more small s plots, but not too many plots, otherwise it will be a bit boring. Don't write it to death for me, otherwise I will follow the Internet cable to find you.
Okay, this book is quite funny, this Tongzi is awesome. There is no such thing as the main character being offended, the main character is a bully, and the word "Happy" is all about it. This system is unusual, quite cool, and very funny. Anyway, I think it looks pretty good. It's just that the content is a little short, the author will update it soon [Blow a kiss] (Personal opinion, don't spray) [Blow a kiss]
A good book with its own characteristics makes me have the urge to keep reading. In my impression, only Dali and Zhanshen in the early period of Tomato made me have this urge. I am currently chasing a book called "The System Gives Me Immortality", which has a rating of 9.8 And two different styles. But I really want to say that these four books are the best books that I have been reading more and more in the past few years.
Gaga looks good and Gaga is funny. I think it's almost enough to give each of his wives a spiritual root. Let's give him one of the chaos spiritual roots. Also, I think the setting of rushing the master and turning against the disciple is very good [smile][smile][smile] Tongzi is still so rich as an adult. This really makes me cry to death.
Tentatively give it four stars. This book can make people smile, but it also suffers from the common problem of harem novels in the later period. There are too many harems and some characters are basically missing. For example, the senior sisters with different styles are used to attract the audience at the beginning of the article, but after the introduction of the master and the master's master sect, it is difficult to see any of these senior sisters now. There was also Senior Sister Tianxiang who was the leader at that time, Fox Lady! After dividing the dishes, I didn't describe much. Generally speaking, the article is okay. After all, comedy articles don't require much brainpower, but it's just this character. The author has to control it well.
Gaga is good-looking, Xu Anshan (the protagonist) and the system are of the same origin [sneaky laugh] It's just a little short, the author should update it soon, author, you don't want everyone to know that you are not good at it, right? [Sneaky laugh] [sneaky laugh] [sneaky laugh]
If you like harem stories with single female protagonists, you don't need to read this. The author has quite good control over the plot of the story. Every time he feels like a pitfall has appeared, the next one is immediately filled in. Every time I feel like things are about to get out of control, I realize that it turned out to be the protagonist's expectation, and I really can't help but want to spoil it. Don't read the following spoilers, the full text is about acting. In fact, the closer the seniority is to the protagonist, the stronger the master is, and the higher the status (eldest brother, second brother...). No seats! The protagonist is the most... Although it is a harem, the harem is a hidden line, with almost no emotional line, and it is not the main line. It is not a stud story. The harem only opens after everything is resolved in the finale, and the previous protagonist did not have a relationship with anyone (full text). I just let you know that they have this level of cp relationship, but it wasn't made clear until the end. Because I saw a lot of people commenting on it, I decided to post a review.
Great book! I've seen the latest chapter 120, it's interesting and interesting, and I like the subject matter. Awesome, come on, update! ! !