Any Books Rated 9.5+ That'll Make You Laugh Until You Cry? 9.5以上让人笑断肠子的书有吗

1. 451 我 I'm a Priest. Isn't It Perfectly Reasonable for Me to Cast Poison? 我牧师，会放毒很合理吧？ Araki Feiyan荒木飞炎Urban131k WordsOngoing [Everyone Changes Class] + [Overpowered] + [One Female Lead] + [No Playing Weak] + [Wish Fulfillment] The Will of Heaven descends, and you fail to awaken a talent three times in a row? Trigger a bug in the Heavenly Dao, and every ordinary skill you learn automatically upgrades into a famous, rule-based skill! Acute allergies and cardiac paralysis? Child's play! The mage's forbidden spell, Falling Stars, is it? Then how about my Plague Outbreak? The warrior's ultimate skill, Heaven-Splitting Eart —Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 452 救 Help! The Demon Lord and I Switched Bodies, and Now He's Carrying My Baby 救命！与魔尊互换后他怀了我的崽 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance525k WordsCompleted [Hilarious transmigration + System space + body swap + sweet romance + yandere + two powerful, devoted leads + everyone’s favorite + ensemble cast + multiple couples] Ye Pianpian accidentally transmigrates into a cultivation world and becomes the most miserable villainess in the Longevity Sect. The System tells her she has to win over the Demon Lord to survive, but she swaps bodies with him the moment she transmigrates. She breezes through the entrance test, becoming a genius girl who draws ever 828Reads7.4Score101Shelves
3. 453 我 My Dad's Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 我爸那笑死人的沙雕爱情 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted My Dad’s Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 57kReads—Score528Shelves

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   Hahaha, these books are super funny! They're hilarious slapstick comedies and lighthearted, sweet, and funny stories.

4. 454 修 Cultivating Immortality: It Begins with Lying in a Fairy's Arms 修仙，从躺在仙子怀中开始 Pillowing My Head on Dreams at Night夜里枕梦Eastern Fantasy505k WordsOngoing Also known as: “Hear Me Out, I Really Am Cultivating Immortality,” “I Can Copy Every Technique by Touching,” “So This Is How Cultivation Works,” and “Cultivation Is All About Touching” One day, Wang Tianyun transmigrated to a cultivation world where people could attain immortality. He awakened the “Fully Automatic Touch-Based Cultivation System”! Just as the name suggests, all he has to do is touch other people to automatically increase his cultivation and copy the techniques they’ve learned! Wh 154Reads8.8Score—Shelves
5. 455 这 This Cultivation Method Is Way Too Fun 这修行方式也太好玩了吧 Abstract Big Senior Brother抽象大师兄Urban197k WordsOngoing The blood moon hung overhead, spiritual energy surged toward people as if released from a dam, and strange spirits darted everywhere. Li Ran crouched in front of a secondhand bookstall and casually picked up a little booklet whose cover was almost rotted away. [Scanned: Heart-Severing Blade Art] [Heart-Severing Blade Art: Draw the blade and draw blood, the target falls, then sheath the blade.] [Simplification complete] [Heart-Severing Blade Art = Break the Seven Taboos (the rules of mortal socie 110Reads—Score—Shelves

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   This is the only one that can be it.

6. 456 万 The God of Wealth Across the Myriad Worlds: My Days Helping the Worlds in Need 万界神豪，我在万界圈扶贫的日子 Overnight Lemon Tea隔夜柠檬茶Eastern Fantasy811k WordsCompleted [Myriad Worlds + tycoon + Ling Cage + Naruto + martial arts multiverse + Super God + modern urban life...] Liu Mang: “Don’t say I never look after you. Livestream a dance for me, and I’ll send you a tip.” Zhou Zhiruo: “The Emei Dance Troupe is asking for tips.” Huang Yaoshi: “Lord Tycoon, my daughter can dance pretty well too, you know.” Liu Mang: “Old Li, are the weapons and ammunition I arranged for you working well?” Old Li: “Brother, we’re all out. Every last bit is gone. Even the brigad 884Reads7.7Score104Shelves
7. 457 老 Is My Husband Dead Yet? 老公今天死了吗？ Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted Did my husband die today? 4kReads—Score100Shelves
8. 458 火 Firepower Deficiency Syndrome: I Can Only Awaken Skills 火力不足恐惧症，我只会觉醒技 Constantine Needs to Quit Smoking康斯坦丁要戒烟Sports1.0M WordsCompleted Title: Fear of Insufficient Firepower, I Only Awaken Skills The related animated series, National Mecha Ascension, is now available. [Urban + Online Game + Sci-Fi + High Martial Arts + Unlimited Firepower] Monsters and savage beasts run rampant in this world, and everyone must become a hero and drive them out. Su Zhou arrives in this world as a gunslinger and accidentally triggers a "mysterious quest": the more bullets he fires, the stronger he becomes. Because he has a fear of insufficient 125.1kReads8.7Score25.8kShelves
9. 459 超 A Collection of Super-Short, Sweet Romances 超短篇小甜文合集 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Modern Romance124k WordsCompleted All are sweet little stories! Each one is a standalone, super-short tale. Straightforward romance, no misunderstandings, quick progress, and quick endings. Story One: A tree finds his companion vine [Zhu Yan x Yue Zhiteng] Story Two: The man fought over by a rich woman and a rich young man [Tao Zhuo x Chen Shu] Story Three: A mountain spirit obsessed with human phones and a human who fall for each other [Lin Fenfen x Lu Yuan] Story Four: A severely lopsided student reborn in her third year of mi 3.7kReads8.2Score241Shelves
10. 460 世 Heir, Your Wife Says It’s Time to Come Home 世子，夫人喊你回家了 Susu Qian Ci酥酥芊瓷Ancient Romance237k WordsCompleted [Marriage First, Love Later; Devoted Couple; Sweet Romance] [Proud, Sharp-Tongued Heir vs. Beautiful, Cunning Young Madam] For generations, the Duke of Dingguo’s family has loyally guarded the frontier, keeping the realm at peace for decades. If you asked the women of the capital whom they most wanted to marry, the answer would be Ning Ye, the Duke of Dingguo’s heir. Noble by birth, handsome, and skilled in both letters and arms, he makes the hearts of young ladies from every family flutter. But 13.2kReads9.2Score1.1kShelves

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    🎁🎁🎁Super hilarious! It's a shame the female lead isn't a comedian; she's got such a great mouth! I laughed so hard I was pounding the bed and walls. Extremely humorous and witty. She's vengeful and doesn't hold grudges. The female lead has very strong moral principles. A super funny story that will make you happy, joyful, and unable to stop laughing.

11. 461 白 The Girl of My Dreams Is Just Old, Not Dead 白月光只是老了，不是死了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance13k WordsCompleted The woman you can never forget has simply grown old. She hasn’t died. 6.2kReads—Score102Shelves
12. 462 作 I'm a Zombie, and I Just Want to Give My Goddess a Home 作为丧尸，只想给女神一个家 Fengzi Loves Beer峰子喜欢喝啤酒Sci-Fi & Apocalypse407k WordsOngoing Synopsis: [Apocalypse] [Gore] [Many Goddesses] If this isn’t your thing, don’t read it. An unusual struggle to survive in the Apocalypse. Xu Feng discovered that his world had suddenly become an Apocalypse, and that he had turned into a weak zombie. But Xu Feng was a zombie with a mind of his own. He had ideals, ambitions, and aspirations. He was determined to become a real human being and to build a special paradise for zombies. Now that the Apocalypse was here, there must be plenty of god 7Reads8.7Score—Shelves
13. 463 让 I Asked You to Awaken a Divine Skill, Not Turn Everything into Causality Manipulation! 让你觉醒神技，全部因果律了？ Feilan, Writing Ten Thousand Words a Day日万的废蓝Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy + outrageously cheeky + cause and effect + decisive and ruthless] Living things across the globe mutate. At this moment of crisis, humanity awakens special talents to protect the last remnants of civilization. Zhuge Lan activates a divine-skill System, and every skill is an absurd law of cause and effect! [Evil-Exorcising Swordplay!]: Forces the target to undergo castration! [What is wrong with you?!]: Inflicts negative buffs on the target. For example, an invisible target will get diarr 21.6kReads9.0Score2.5kShelves
14. 464 新 Newlywed Unmasked: The Top Tycoon Disguised as a Crown Princess 新婚掉马：顶级大佬伪装太子妃 Three Claws三只爪Ancient Romance393k WordsCompleted [Marriage first, love later + equally matched powerhouses + disguises + slow burn + wits and courage + mutual healing + palace intrigue] Rumor has it that the Crown Prince of Chu is blind, his internal organs are failing, and he will not live to see winter. The princess sent to marry him is said to be a weakling who does nothing but cry. On their wedding night, assassins sneak in. The princess is so frightened that she drops her teacup, but a shard happens to slice an assassin’s throat. The Crow 2kReads—Score313Shelves

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    A marriage of convenience that blossoms into love, featuring two strong, slow-burning protagonists, a battle of wits and courage, and mutual redemption. Rumor has it that the Crown Prince of Chu is blind and his internal organs are failing, not surviving past winter; while the princess sent for a political marriage is a weak and useless woman who only knows how to cry. On their wedding night, an assassin sneaks in. The princess, terrified, smashes a teacup, a shard of which accidentally cuts the assassin's throat; the Crown Prince weakly shrinks into the bed, but a silver needle on his fingertip accidentally pierces the assassin's vital point. The entire court awaits the spectacle of this short-lived couple's downfall. Until one dark and stormy night, the world's greatest poison doctor, Yaksha, and the leader of the Assassin's Guild, Yama, fight fiercely for the divine elixir. As they tear off each other's masks, both fall silent. Chu Mochen approached, his voice low and deep: "My beloved consort, your night attire is far more beautiful than your phoenix coronet and wedding robes during the day." Yan Yunqi sneered, brandishing her poisoned needle: "Your Highness, even with your eyes still open and your temper flaring, you're still much more pleasing to the eye than during the day!" When a dramatic princess with a built-in tenfold physical attack reflection armor meets a powerful, sickly tycoon who holds sway over the night, the entire capital is left in tears!

15. 465 侯 The Entire Marquis's Residence Hangs Themselves, Begging the Fake Heiress to Come Home for the Feast 侯府全体上吊，求假千金回府吃席 Zi Lu子璐Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Meme humor + Absurdity + Unhinged antics + Lighthearted daily life + Invincible heroine + No official couple, ship whoever you want] Jiang Miao: Stop trying to help people. Just laugh at their fate. But then again, if the money's right, I'll gladly give your fate a couple of extra stabs! After dumping three High Gods, Jiang Miao is exposed and flees to the mortal realm. She takes over the body of the Xuan Yuan Marquis household's fake heiress, who has lost her memory. The marquis household is s 35.4kReads9.2Score4.7kShelves

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    [Laughing][Laughing][Laughing] These three books are the pinnacle of comedy fiction! The first one is absolutely hilarious, I laughed from head to toe, tears streaming down my face! The interactions between the male and female leads are so funny! No matter how strong the male lead is, he's still completely under the female lead's thumb! Everyone else is afraid of the male lead, but the female lead is always jumping around on his head.

16. 466 大 The Great Dao Dies, but I Live On; Even as Spiritual Energy Dries Up, I Remain Evergreen 大道死而我不死，灵气枯竭我长青 Principal Typhoon台风校长Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted [Immortality + no System + not a power fantasy + fictional setting + slow-paced] [The story mainly follows the protagonist as he travels and witnesses the changes after spiritual energy dries up.] Have you seen an age of prosperity, when spiritual energy was abundant, countless races rose to prominence, and geniuses shone like stars in the sky? But have you ever lived through an era when spiritual energy ran dry, all magic withered, and the Great Dao died? Have you seen a vast immortal dynasty g 40.9kReads8.9Score3.5kShelves

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    [Laugh][Makes face][Cool] This book is a 9.9 Masterpiece by Tomato. I stumbled upon it by chance, and it's absolutely amazing! It's so funny, it's a masterpiece. I stay up all night reading it every day, and I can't get enough of it. It's so good.

17. 467 大EN The Great Emperor Is Stunned! You Call This a Demon-Suppression Guard? 大帝惊了！你管这个叫镇魔卫？ Bored Little Bai无聊小白啊Eastern Fantasy2.6M WordsCompleted [Grow stronger by slaying demons + System + transmigrate + double agent + invincible + no female lead + Demon Suppression Office] From the start, Chu He joins the Demon Suppression Office and awakens the Super Stat-Boosting System! With peerless talent, he rises at an astonishing pace and quickly takes control of the Demon Suppression Office! “Chu He, you lackey of the imperial court! You dared wipe out my entire sect. May you die a miserable death!” “Chu He, you actually colluded with demons 49.3kReads9.0Score4.1kShelves

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    Absolutely hilarious, the kind that makes you laugh your head off. They even broke the yolks of the eggs when they raided the house.

18. 468 重 Reborn as the Beloved of Everyone: The Movie Emperor's Wife Is Poor and Fierce Again 重生团宠：影帝夫人又穷又凶 Not Dim-Witted After Waking Up睡醒不呆Modern Romance2.6M WordsCompleted [Print edition signed for publication] [Insanely outrageous wish-fulfillment + a few secret identities + savage online roasts + devoted romance with both leads’ first love + dazzling the world] In her previous life, she died with regrets. Now she has been reborn in the middle of a massive online hate campaign! If they’re going to hate on her anyway, she might as well stop pretending! Her scumbag fiancé gets shoved into a cold pool, then coughs and blames her? Sheng Wenyin: “What, caught a cold? 137.5kReads9.6Score14.4kShelves

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    ① I spent 137 hours reading this book. ② I spent 18 hours reading it. Both are very funny books. [Admiration][Admiration][Admiration][Admiration]

19. 469 我 I’m Mentally Ill, and I Was Dragged into the Heavenly Court Chat Group 我，精神病，被拉入天庭聊天群 Wacky Bear · Grandpa Hui搞怪熊·慧爷Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Comedy + invincible protagonist + all kinds of twists + the Myriad Worlds + unhinged!] Bai Ye: a man with three distinct personalities, a mental illness, an extremely dangerous individual, and the heir to a top-tier tycoon family! He is currently confined in Qingshan Mental Hospital, which is owned by his family! [Bai Ye’s primary personality, codename “Childlike Innocence,” is always getting carried away...] [Second personality, codename “Evil Doctor,” enjoys dissecting people...] [Third perso 2.6kReads9.4Score354Shelves

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    Novels come and go, but the Green Hills Mental Hospital remains (it recently lost ratings because it's finished).

20. 470 玄 Xuanhuan: My Wife Is the Female Emperor 玄幻：我的老婆是女帝 Just Like Our First Meeting唯如初见Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [Empress] [No harem] [Alternate dynasty, statecraft, wars between nations] [Swordsmanship, martial arts, Confucian cultivation] Ye Hua's soul transmigrates to the Jiuzhou Continent, where the empress of the Great Xia Empire brings him into her harem. After keeping a low profile for three years, he gradually grows overconfident! One day, while doing a sign-in in the empress's bedroom, she pushes him down, then appoints him Emperor Consort. He had hoped to keep taking it easy and be a carefree emp 1.1kReads7.3Score100Shelves
21. 471 男 My Boyfriend Has to Kiss a Cockroach Queen Every Day 男友每天都要亲一口母蟑螂 Jiang Xunjiu江寻九9k WordsCompleted My Boyfriend Has to Kiss the Mother Cockroach Every Day —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's absolutely hilarious!

22. 472 让 I’ll Show the Cultivation World How to Spell Invincible! 让修仙界知道无敌怎么写！ I'm an Expert我是高人Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsOngoing [Invincible from the start + easy, exhilarating fun + fiercely protective + venerable patriarch master + crushing all opposition] Qin Yuan transmigrates into a powerful secret realm in a fantasy world. His very first task is to take on disciples for a million years! He has taken on hundreds, if not a thousand, and each was carefully selected by the System. He has repaired a disciple’s Supreme Bone, enhanced another’s Double Pupils, and given them the Emperor’s cultivation manual, the Origin of P 15kReads8.8Score1kShelves

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    🔥🔥This is no ordinary novel; it truly didn't disappoint me, it's incredibly good!!! 🔥Honestly, I'm a seasoned bookworm myself✨✨This book is written on the right track!!! 🍎Although there are a few slight exaggerations~~ it's extremely exciting and logically sound!!!

23. 473 你 Why Pick a Fight With the Regent's Sharp-Tongued Consort? 你惹摄政王妃那个怼精干嘛 Tang Weien唐唯恩Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The original novel behind the hit short drama The Regent Wants to Assert His Authority, but the Physician Consort Is Too Wild [A cold, domineering male lead who says one thing and means another vs. a shameless female lead with a silver tongue] After transmigrating, modern special agent and military doctor Xi Yang becomes the capital’s most notorious young noblewoman. From the start, she sleeps with the Regent, a man who wields power over the entire court! The Regent is hard-headed from head to t 13.1kReads9.2Score1.5kShelves
24. 474 诡 Eerie: I Just Want to Slack Off, but I’m Forced to Slaughter My Way Through the World 诡异：我想摆烂，却被迫杀穿世界 Don't Cry, Don't Cry莫哭莫哭Mystery502k WordsCompleted [Invincible + Hilarious + Slacker Lifestyle + Showing Off + Bizarre Story + Whether It’s Fun Depends on You] Ye Li transmigrated to a world where supernatural horrors were on the rise. With a body that naturally attracted spiritual energy, he became irresistible to countless monsters. Luckily, he awakened a point-allocation System, but the very next second, the System crashed. No matter. With the infinite points the System left behind, Ye Li maxed out all his stats. In an instant, he was invinci 4.1kReads8.2Score282Shelves
25. 475 出 The Day I Got Out of Prison, My Ex-Girlfriend Became My Mother-in-Law 出狱当天：前女友成我丈母娘 Wangchai Doesn't Eat Fish旺柴不吃鱼Urban1.4M WordsCompleted Three years ago, Lin Tian took the blame for his father and went to prison, where he became the closed-door disciple of the four forbidden figures in the Dragon Abyss Prison! On the day he was released, three thousand hardened criminals knelt and cried, “We respectfully see Master Lin off!” But his ex-girlfriend, Su Xiaoyan, only sneered. “Marry me? Keep dreaming!” What was even more absurd was this: “Marry me, and half the Song family is yours.” A cool, elegant beauty proposed to him, and she w 3.5kReads9.1Score311Shelves

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    A useless son-in-law? One click and he's on top of the world! Even the wealthy tremble! [Laughing][What][Pouting]

26. 476 穿 Transmigrate to the 1970s: The Lucky Star Sets the World Ablaze 穿越七零：福运大佬燃翻天 Beef with Green Peppers尖椒牛柳Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Synopsis: Futuristic high technology, strengthening the country and enriching its people, the whole family’s darling, a lucky charm, power fantasy Gu Jinxiu arrives in the 1970s with a pocket dimension full of future technology. After getting revenge on her scumbag father, who married into her mother’s family, and her wicked stepmother, making their lives worse than death, she takes her younger brother and heads to the countryside in style. Out in the countryside, she builds a career and runs bu 9.9kReads9.1Score1kShelves

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    These two articles are so funny they'll make you laugh until your guts burst, they could even make a pregnant woman laugh so hard she'd give birth for free. In the review of the first one, a pregnant woman said she laughed so hard she couldn't bear to read it again because it was so funny she had contractions from laughing.

27. 477 让 You Were Supposed to Defend Against the Ten Thousand Clans, Not Stew Them All! 让你抵御万族，你全给炖了？ The Real Erdaomao二刀毛本尊Urban3.2M WordsCompleted [Rated 9.7 during serialization] [Cultivation at school (high-martial arts) + a growth journey + a vast cosmic world + an utterly clueless male lead + no heroine (or a single heroine) + noble ideals and fiery passion + standout supporting characters + satisfying wish fulfillment with smart characters] The myriad races force open the star path and descend upon Earth! Humanity is in danger! Ordinary student Lu Chuan accidentally obtains an ancient book recording the delicacies of the cosmos, and d 37.3kReads8.9Score3.9kShelves

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    Enough said.

28. 478 从 From Eunuch to Emperor 从太监到皇帝 Bubble's Cat泡泡的猫Historical5.5M WordsCompleted Long Chen transmigrates to ancient times and finds himself in the castration chamber, about to be made a eunuch. Luckily, the man wielding the knife is an old acquaintance, and Long Chen narrowly escapes disaster. Using his wits, he rises step by step to the top and becomes the strongest emperor! 43.8kReads9.4Score5.1kShelves

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    Tomato🍅 You absolutely must read these two novels! They're hilarious and bursting with action!☀️ Don't be misled by the title of the first one—you'll understand once you read it. The second novel will have you laughing until your stomach hurts! [Laughs]

29. 479 外 Delivery God of War: Returning to Slaughter His Way Across the Globe 外卖战神，归来杀穿全球 Wangchai Doesn't Eat Fish旺柴不吃鱼Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Dumped while delivering takeout, then targeted for murder? Ding! Your “Emotion God” System has arrived! Chu Feng gave up a high-paying job for his girlfriend, Xu Nuo, only to get a cold breakup and a carefully staged car accident in return! On the brink of death, he binds himself to the [Emotion God] System: the emotions of all living beings become my power! Mock me? Thank me? Fear me? Fall in love with me? They all turn into god-tier skills! From then on, the life of this delivery guy goes comp 2.4kReads9.2Score216Shelves
30. 480 无 The Peerless National Healer 无双国医 A Gentleman Like Jade君子如珩Urban3.1M WordsCompleted Why do expert department heads from the country's top hospitals keep showing up at a neighborhood clinic? Why do renowned experts and professors from across the country so often visit a township health center? Yun Heng, a master's graduate in traditional Chinese medicine, had just started his new job when he offended the hospital's department head and was driven out. With no choice but to make a living at a neighborhood clinic, he somehow turned a township community health center into a national 59.6kReads9.5Score7.2kShelves
31. 481 上 I Donated Spirit Stones Worth a Hundred Million Times Their Value to the Sect, Terrifying the Empress and My Master 上交亿倍灵石入宗，吓坏女帝师尊 Zhan Tian Hen战天痕Eastern Fantasy2.2M WordsCompleted Ye Feng transmigrates to the Xuantian Continent, activates the Invincible Spendthrift System, and embarks on an unstoppable path of lavish spending. The head of the Xinghun Sect, Luo Qianxue: “I’m a holy maiden from the Upper Realm. After being ambushed, I was reborn in the lower realm, on the Xuantian Continent. All I want is to cultivate in peace, overcome my tribulation, and return to the Upper Realm as soon as possible. Ye Feng, can you stop squandering our resources? I don’t even want to de 20.4kReads9.3Score2.3kShelves

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    The first one is already finished. The protagonist awakens an infinite wealth system, and every chapter is hilarious. It's the kind of lighthearted, invincible, feel-good novel. The second one is ongoing, an unconventional supernatural story where the protagonist is also invincible—an unconventional kind of invincibility. Yeah, I'll recommend these two. Don't be fooled by the small number; they're absolute classics. If you want to laugh, go check them out!

32. 482 七 Military Marriage in the 1970s: I've Got a Little Spending Money 七零军婚，我有亿点点的小钱钱 Beef with Green Peppers尖椒牛柳Modern Romance913k WordsCompleted [Period setting + doted on by everyone + military marriage + transmigrate + golden finger + comedy + feel-good power fantasy] Gu Ci had just finished performing surgery when she suddenly died on the operating table. When she opened her eyes again, she had transmigrated to the 1970s and become a lazy, gluttonous village girl with a low IQ in Gujia Village. She had also just been pushed into the river by a cousin from another branch of the family and nearly drowned. Luckily, the heavens were on he 5.4kReads8.9Score580Shelves
33. 483 重 Reborn in 1997: The School Belle Begs Me to Stop Flirting 重生1997，校花求我别撩 Wangchai Doesn't Eat Fish旺柴不吃鱼Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Others are reborn to defy fate and change their destiny. I was reborn only to be forced by the System to “make bets.” A person can be as lowly as dust, but must never become as twisted as a maggot. With one wager after another, Li Shen proves that what people call fate is merely an excuse for the weak and a stepping stone for the strong. From a useless nobody crouching on a balcony, waiting to die, to a king gazing down at Earth from a space carrier, this time around, he won the bet. 5.9kReads8.9Score871Shelves
34. 484 全 After My Family Read My Mind, All the Villain Personas Crumbled 全家反派读我心后，人设都崩了 Meow Jinjin喵金金Ancient Romance2.2M WordsCompleted [The short dramas Dawnlight Enters the Dream, Shaking the Realm and The Baby Goes to Court, While the Villainous Family Hears Her Thoughts are now available.] Original title: The Whole Family's Character Changes After They Hear My Thoughts [Transmigration into a book + whole family can hear thoughts + pampered darling + alternate world + tyrant + sweet romance + unhinged + no-brainer] Wei Chixi transmigrates into a book, becoming a doomed side character who is abandoned by her mother at birth, o 17.7kReads9.5Score3kShelves

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    This book, this book, it's so good! I kept laughing, and my mom thought I was crazy. If you don't like it, you can come and scold me! [Kissing emojis]

35. 485 大EN The Tang Dynasty's Pearl-Dispelling Record (Original Novel of the TV Adaptation Starring Tian Xiwei and Song Weilong) 大唐辟珠记（田曦薇、宋威龙主演同名影视原著） Meal Card饭卡Martial Arts810k WordsCompleted [All-New Bonus Edition] [A Screen Adaptation with the Same Title Has Been Officially Announced, Starring Tian Xiwei and Song Weilong] [Beloved Princess Reborn: Looks Like a Delicate Crybaby, Actually a Well-Rounded Warrior] ✖ [Defiant, Doomed, Devoted, Pure-Hearted Top Jianghu Big Shot] [Their Romance Is So Sweet It Makes You Cry] Princess Wanshou, blessed with the Tang emperor's favor and love, died of an illness at just seventeen. A thief secretly opened the eerie underground palace, only to d 210kReads9.7Score28.1kShelves

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    Haha, this 9.9-Point book on Tomato is absolutely amazing! It's so captivating, it's constantly surprising and delightful! It's hilarious and full of witty remarks. Don't read it in class, or you might suffer internal injuries from holding it in…!!

36. 486 读 Mind Reading: Help! Your Father-in-Law Is Impossible to Woo, Crown Princess 读心术：救命！太子妃你爹太难撩 A Tumbler That Won't Fall一颗不倒翁Ancient Romance524k WordsCompleted [Mind Reading + System + Transmigrate into a Book + Marriage First, Love Later + Devoted Couple] Jiang Fu transmigrated. The bad news: she became a cannon-fodder supporting female character. The good news: the female lead's father saved her. The bad news: the original cannon-fodder asked Jiang Fu to give her a different life. No more being cannon fodder: she wanted a lifetime of happiness and to marry well. The good news: Jiang Fu was rescued from the water by the female lead's father, making hi 27.6kReads9.2Score3.4kShelves

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    Every time I watch it in the dorm, I can't help but burst out laughing, I just can't stop laughing once I start, it makes my roommate think I've gone crazy (because I'll stop laughing for a while and then start laughing again, and even louder, hahaha).

37. 487 瞎 Blind Corn! Rotten Potatoes! Worthless Children, Get on Your Knees! 瞎苞米！烂土豆！极品儿女靠边跪 Lucky Cat招财猫儿Modern Romance3.6M WordsOngoing [Period] [The 1980s] [Light Ensemble Cast] [Reborn] [Feel-Good] [No Golden Finger] [Family Life] (Also known as: Reborn in the 1980s: The Old Lady Leaves Her Children Behind) Seventy-year-old Wu Zhiqiu is Reborn in the era when her children still depend on her hard work and sacrifice! In her previous life, she played favorites and ended up alone and miserable in her old age. This time, she refuses to repeat the past. The old lady decides to leave her children behind and enjoy the rest of her lif 194.4kReads9.3Score8.3kShelves
38. 488 虫 The Immortal Path of the Insect Emperor 虫皇仙途 The Wind Rises in Chang'an风起长安Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsOngoing [Entire novel written by hand, no AI + spirit insect pets + beast taming + traditional cultivation + no transmigration + no System + lighthearted comedy + richly developed characters + survival through caution] The lowly servant Ye Lin accidentally awakens the Insect Emperor bloodline and opens the Ancient Insect Emperor Ring. From then on, he has a whole swarm of strange spirit insects at his side. An unfathomable number of ants devour the heavens and consume the earth. A tiny white snake beats 46.7kReads9.2Score4.2kShelves
39. 489 世 The World Became a Game, but Forgot to Generate the Players 世界游戏化，却忘了生成玩家 Red Bean Tea红豆茶Eastern Fantasy3.3M WordsOngoing The physical edition of Volume One will soon be available for preorder. Follow @0RedBeanTea0 for details. Everyone says that the Dao is waning, demons are growing stronger, and the Heavenly Tribulation is imminent, but Zhou Yuan disagrees. Undying, indestructible demons? Those are just monsters respawning in a game. Paradise realms and wondrous secret realms? Those are just game dungeons. Humankind sealing and suppressing demons? That just means not exiting the dungeon, preventing its monsters f 211.9kReads9.3Score18.9kShelves

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    [Making a face][Cool] It's a 9.8 On Tomato, incredibly good, hilarious! I'm dying of laughter! A truly top-notch masterpiece, reading it can lead you to the pinnacle of life, it's so good, the writing and plot are first-rate, it's incredibly exciting, especially, especially good.

40. 490 精 To a Lunatic, What’s a Ghost Anyway? 精神病面前，鬼东西算个球 Zoom Zoom Rabbit突突兔Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + mentally ill protagonist + invincible + System] A world where ghostly energy has returned. Chen Zhuo is a patient at Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital. The System fails to cure him. System: Let him do whatever he wants. I only provide technical support. Ghost Realm Bounty Board: Chen Zhuo, male, severe mental illness. Whoever takes his life will receive a billionfold increase in ghostly energy, several mansions, and endless luxuries. 4.6kReads9.3Score834Shelves
41. 491 我 I Was Just Enjoying the Gossip, Then I Picked Up a Transmigrator's System 我就吃个瓜，捡走穿越者系统 Half a Step Through the Years半步年华Urban2.8M WordsOngoing [Dual Transmigration]+ [Comeback of an old-timer]+ [The sly Sixth]+ [Picking up a transmigrator’s System]+ [Milking the System for all it’s worth before the dumb System catches on] Lin Luo witnessed an old man who’d transmigrated from ancient times being taken away as a lunatic outside the school gates. To his surprise, the transmigrator’s System accidentally mistook him for its Host and bound itself to him. Host: Lin Luo. You are middle-aged and your body is worn out. Heaven has granted you the 48.2kReads8.9Score4kShelves
42. 492 前 After My Ex-Boyfriend Went Viral with His Long Post, I Quickly Started a Livestream Shop 前男友靠小作文爆火后，我迅速开了个带货直播间 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted After My Ex-Boyfriend Went Viral with a Long Post, I Quickly Started a Livestream Shop 17Reads—Score—Shelves

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    LOL, so hilarious!

43. 493 末 Apocalypse: The Wicked Dodder Vine Has Clung to Her Ex Again 末世：恶毒菟丝花又缠上前任了 Snow Illuminates Rouge雪照胭脂Fantastical Romance163k WordsCompleted [Apocalypse + dual villains + wicked heroine’s survival + rekindled romance + ability symbiosis + sweet romance with a touch of ensemble cast] [Spoiled, greedy bad girl × brooding, grudge-holding, penniless ex] Three days after dumping her poor boyfriend, Jiang Wu collapsed in the hospital and dreamed about how she would die. When the apocalypse arrived, she was the vicious supporting female character in a novel: a gold digger who clung to the powerful and was ultimately torn apart alive by zomb 458Reads—Score148Shelves

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    Hilarious and absurd, sweet yet sarcastic, the female lead is a force to be reckoned with worldwide...

44. 494 她 The Love-Brained Villain Has Targeted Her Again and Again 她又又又被恋爱脑反派攻略了 Duo Mao Mao朵猫猫Ancient Romance500k WordsCompleted [Complete] [Mutual devotion + Comedy + Love-Hate Relationship + Transmigration + Mind Reading + System + Relentless Pampering] Jiang Wan transmigrates to the cultivation world. Her mission is to purge it of demons and monsters so she can return home, but… why does that terrifying Demon Lord keep staring at her? What? The Demon Lord is bound to a romance-addict System? What? His target is Jiang Wan? What? She can hear the Demon Lord and the System’s thoughts? As someone who only wants to go home, 14kReads9.1Score1.9kShelves
45. 495 钻 A Diamond Company Wants an Ad, but You Film Titanic 钻石公司拍广告，你拍泰坦尼克号 Hui Huanghuang辉皇皇Urban1.4M WordsCompleted After Chen Xiao transmigrated, he found himself a new hire in his company’s advertising department. His boss told him to shoot a diamond commercial. Chen Xiao had planned to figure out a way to phone it in. But just then, his System activated! Chen Xiao instantly gained master-level directing skills and the complete screenplay for Titanic! The diamond company: We only asked you to make an ad. How did you turn it into the greatest romance film ever?! The Ministry of Culture: We asked you to make 29.5kReads8.7Score2.7kShelves
46. 496 变 A Perverted Tycoon Gives Me a Surprise Every Night 变态权贵，每晚都给我惊喜 Mountain Demon山魅Modern Romance284k WordsCompleted [Older, brooding power player x goofy heroine] [Comedy + desire] Jiang Ranran grew up in an orphanage, and no one ever wanted to adopt her. At twenty, she was brought back to a wealthy family. Her fiancé was a spoiled young master, a total jerk and completely absurd... Fortunately, the young master soon ran off with someone else. Jiang Ranran was over the moon, only to end up attracting his uncle instead! That man was brooding and terrifying, with power to spare. He took one look at her and said 23kReads8.9Score3.6kShelves

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    I'm watching this right now, and I find it pretty funny. I don't know why it has such a low rating. [Laughing emoji]

47. 497 重 Reborn in the 1990s: Yang Xiaojuan, Run! 重生九零：杨晓娟快跑 Dai Nong Hada呆农哈达Modern Romance161k WordsOngoing Also known as “Dump the Loser: My Market Stall Takes the City by Storm” Rebirth + face-slapping her ex-husband + ensemble cast + comedy + family squabbles + leisurely daily life + entrepreneurial success Back in the 1990s, Yang Xiaojuan kicks her mud-pit of a marriage to the curb. Trapped in that marriage and worn down by endless suffering in her previous life, she finally sees her ex-husband, Zhang Zhi, for who he is. The problem was never that one particular woman wasn’t good enough for him. N —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I highly recommend this 1990s entrepreneurship novel combined with alleyway gossip. The everyday family drama is so real, it's hilarious and will get your blood pressure soaring! Multiple character storylines will guarantee you laugh until you scream like a pig. Xiaoyu's storyline is absolutely hilarious; I laughed so hard I had cramps up in bed at night. I envy the sisterly bond between Xiaoyu and Yao Honghong.

48. 498 全 The Entire Capital Can Hear the Narration 全京城都能听见旁白 Snow Illuminates Rouge雪照胭脂Ancient Romance235k WordsCompleted Also known as The Whole Capital Can Hear the Narration, and the Villainous Couple Goes on a Killing Spree [The Whole City Gossips + Villainous Couple + Marriage Before Love + Two Powerful Leads Who Scheme Against Each Other + Hilarious, Sweet Romance] On her elder brother's orders, Yan Mingshu sneaks into the Marquis of Wuling's residence to steal a map. Just as she offers him tea, a voice suddenly rings out from the sky: [Today, Yan Mingshu plans to seduce the Marquis of Wuling first, then stea 146Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 499 惊 What?! The Beautiful Girl Woke Up to Find Her Child Was Three! 惊！美少女一觉醒来孩子三岁！ Yu Yier余宜尔Modern Romance268k WordsCompleted [Published print edition: Nian Nian Xiang Xu] [Both leads' first love + adorable child + CEO + sweet romance + healing + villain] Original title: What?! A Beautiful Young Woman Woke Up to Find Her Child Was Three! At eighteen, Xu Chuniann confessed her feelings to her crush. After a night of drinking, she woke up six years in the future. From what she could tell, her twenty-four-year-old self was difficult and capricious. Her husband, whom she had secretly loved for years, had given up on her, a 44kReads9.2Score5.3kShelves

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    In the dimly lit bedroom, the curtains blocked out most of the light, but sunlight streamed in through the gaps, casting a long shadow. A small mound could be vaguely seen on the large bed. "Hmm." The person on the bed rolled over, casually putting their legs on the blanket, stretching, and rolling up their nightgown to their waist, revealing a slender, fair waist.

50. 500 沙 The Goofy Fortune-Telling Celestial Master Is Terrifyingly Strong 沙雕算命天师，她强得可怕 Lan Qianqian蓝千千Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Showbiz + Wacky Power Fantasy + Imaginative, Beloved by All + Metaphysical Master + Unhinged + Unexpected Contrast] Jiang Cha fails to ascend and is struck by a heavenly bolt of lightning, sending her back to her original world. Here, she is the villainous fake heiress in a novel: the real heiress steals her fortune, and Jiang Cha is expected to take the fall for the real heiress's deadly tribulation. The Jiang family announces her death. The very next moment, Jiang Cha kicks open the coffin li 5.3kReads8.8Score832Shelves

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