Funny, Cheeky, and Flirtatious 搞笑还贱贱的风流

1. 451 只 I Only Make Money, Never Romance: I'm the Best Professional Simp! 只赚钱不谈情，职业舔狗我最行！ A Long Sigh长叹一声Urban3.9M WordsOngoing (Succubus + winning back the husband + lighthearted comedy + everyday campus life + no System + not reborn + sweet and angsty) A gambling-addicted dad, an alcoholic mom, a sick little sister, and a broken-hearted him. To make money, Lu Xing chose to provide emotional support instead of doing either brainwork or manual labor. Everyone knows Lu Xing is the humble pursuer of the aloof campus beauty Wei Qingyu. He loves her to his very core and takes care of her in every possible way! Wei Q 263kReads9.5Score19.5k14d adds

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   These are all pretty good, absolutely hilarious!

2. 452 从EN Once Upon a Time, There Was a Demon-Suppressing Pass 从前有座镇妖关 The Cat from the Xu Family徐二家的猫Urban3.0M WordsCompleted Once, there was a pass like this. Once, there was a group of people like this. Every inch of this pass was stained with blood. These people would not return until they were dead. All so that, amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood, in their final moments, they could turn around and see the lights of countless homes shining behind them, with peace and safety year after year. 160.2kReads9.6Score18.1k14d adds
3. 453 大EN A Freshman Internship, and You Go to Bureau 749 to Contain Monsters 大一实习，你跑去749收容怪物 Gaara's Sand我爱罗的沙Urban4.0M WordsOngoing [Decisive killing] [How could any monster be good?] [All monsters deserve to die] [Ruthless] During his sophomore summer vacation, Lu Ding had planned to use the time to take an internship and earn some living expenses. Who could have expected that the construction site where he interned would excavate a bleeding stone? The workers fled one after another, but Lu Ding charged in with a rotary hammer. After transmigrating to this world nearly twenty years ago, Lu Ding’s golden finger, the Monster 513.4kReads9.5Score39.7k14d adds
4. 454 神 God-Tier Choices: This Beast Tamer Is a Little Too Fierce 神级选择：这个御兽师有亿点生猛 Three Winds 11三风11Urban3.4M WordsCompleted [Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a.. 177.9kReads9.7Score21.5k14d adds
5. 455 别 While Others Cheat, I Have a Cat: Upending the Global Medical World 别人开挂我开猫，掀翻全球医学界 Nan Yi168南燚168Urban128k WordsOngoing [High-energy warning: urban fantasy, post-00s antics, cute TCM cat, hilarious face-slapping, and nonstop dirty jokes! The ultimate stress-buster of 2025, packed with action from start to finish and funny enough to make your kidneys hurt!] “This kitty can cure every illness with one punch, bring the dead back with one swipe, and make even the King of Hell detour with a single needle!” Medical experts scoffed: “A cat practicing Chinese medicine? What a disgrace to the medical profession!” A medica —Reads—Score—14d adds

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   I think both of these new books fit the bill quite well.

6. 456 我 After I Learned to Understand Animal Speech, Animals Around the World Went Crazy 我能听懂兽语后，全球动物都疯了 Nan Yi168南燚168Urban606k WordsCompleted The animated series adaptation of this book is now available Urban superpowers + feel-good story for the post-2000 generation + irreverent humor + animal army + communicating with animals + fiery action + unexpected contrasts + turning your life around + lighthearted comedy + fast-paced + subverting expectations “Ye Xiaofan, you can understand animals?!” After unexpectedly awakening the ability to speak with animals, post-2000s kid Ye Xiaofan begins a hilarious life of getting up close and perso 2.6kReads8.7Score29214d adds
7. 457 港 Hong Kong Crossover: Why Do They Call Me a Psycho? 港综：为何说我是疯批？ Already Hit Rock Bottom已到低谷Male-Channel Fanfiction1.9M WordsOngoing “You’re the crown prince of Hung Hing? Nice! Very nice!” “You’re the crown prince of the Red Light District? Excellent! Excellent!” “You’re the crown prince of show business? Fantastic!” “You’re the crown prince of the entire Hong Kong entertainment scene? You’re the best of all!” “You’re asking who I am?” “I’m nothing special. I’m the crown prince of the crazy world. That’s right, crazy as in mentally ill!” Wang Taiyi, a chronically ill office worker, dies suddenly on the job and transmigrates 58.3kReads8.3Score3.5k14d adds

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   So funny! [Smile][smile]

8. 458 科 Technology Brings a Little Shock to the Cultivation World 科技给修仙界带来亿点点震惊 Tomato, You Little Salad番茄你个小沙拉Eastern Fantasy836k WordsCompleted [What Even Is Fantasy?] + [Wild Imagination] + [Absurdist Humor] + [I’m Done Pretending. Here’s the Truth: I’m Just Here to Make You Laugh to Death] Xia Fan, a hardcore shut-in from the future, gets by on games and anime. Then one day, he transmigrates to a parallel world of cultivation! He thought he’d get the power fantasy of cultivating with one hand and taking disciples with the other. Instead, he transmigrated into the body of “Xia Erdan” and discovered he couldn’t cultivate at all! Just 170Reads—Score—14d adds

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   "They saw how brave I was, how fearless I was, how I charged forward, how devoted I was to protecting my master, how responsible I was, how undaunted I was, how lively and cheerful I was, how positive and ambitious I was, how selfless I was, how incredibly handsome I was..." As Xiao Sheng spoke, he suddenly realized his vocabulary was running out, and he was filled with regret. "If only I had listened to the young master and studied more, now I don't even know how to praise myself..." Everyone: (ꐦÒ‸Ó) You old hag... I'm going to die, I'm going to die, 😂😂😂

9. 459 假 Fake Eunuch: With More Children, More Blessings, I Thrive 假太监：多子多福的我如鱼得水 One Day Sealed Away尘封一天Male-Channel Fanfiction1.2M WordsCompleted [Comprehensive Martial Arts + History + Transmigration + More Children, More Blessings + Alternate History + Martial Arts] Lin Chen accidentally transmigrated into the Tang Empire and was saved by Eunuch Hai. From then on, he rose steadily through the ranks, step by step. See how he navigates the imperial court, gains power over the government, dominates the martial world, and stands unrivaled beneath the heavens... 11.6kReads8.1Score59014d adds

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   🔥🔥Book Summary: Li Adi transmigrates into the world of Martial Emperor, possessed by a powerful system and a golden dragon. She dominates the world, invincible and unparalleled. She roams the martial arts world, becoming the number one in the mortal realm, achieving the pinnacle of success, enjoying the glory of April!🔥🔥

10. 460 炎 Yan Clan 炎族 The Living Third Brother活着的老三Eastern Fantasy793k WordsCompleted In a vast universe lies an unremarkable dead zone, home to a group of advanced humans. They have no idea of their former glory or where they came from, and simply live on in a daze. The Yan Clan, once rulers of an entire domain, no longer even know how to forge life tokens. They have no idea that the threat of their clan’s extinction is drawing near... 5Reads8.8Score—14d adds

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    The title alone tells you it fits the requirements: a humorous, down-to-earth, and romantic story.

11. 461 开 I Saved the Empress from the Start, and Now I Rule the World! 开局救皇后，我统御天下！ Two O'Clock Person两点人Historical1.2M WordsCompleted The peerlessly beautiful Empress Changsun and Yang Hua, a lowly protagonist. They should never have had anything to do with each other, but fate brought them together by chance. For various reasons, wicked thoughts arose in Yang Hua’s heart, and he humiliated Empress Changsun. Li Shimin, the emperor of the ages, flew into a rage when he learned what had happened. He swore to exterminate Yang Hua’s entire clan! But I have a System. What can you do to me, Li Shimin? 3.5kReads8.1Score27814d adds
12. 462 我 I! The Dreamweaver, Rekindle Our Past Fate 我！梦境缔造之再续前缘 Lay Disciple俗家弟子Urban143k WordsOngoing (Story + dreams + romance + multiple love interests) No matter how wonderful a dream is, it is still just a fleeting dream. But with it, everything in the dream, the tangled love and hatred, even all the regrets, can have a second chance. Mu Changsheng has just graduated and come of age when he unexpectedly binds himself to a dream-based golden finger. In the dream, he unexpectedly encounters his driving instructor... (This story is entirely fictional. The protagonist is an adult. Any resemblanc 93Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Let's win over the beautiful boss lady who's teaching us to get our driver's licenses first [smirk]

13. 463 脏 The Debauched Tang: Drunk, Reclining on a Beauty's Lap 脏唐之醉卧美人膝 Peach Blossom Dependence桃之依Historical643k WordsCompleted The Tang dynasty was considered immoral mainly because its people disregarded propriety. Emperor Gaozong made Wu Meiniang, his stepmother, empress, while Emperor Xuanzong took his daughter-in-law Yang Yuhuan as a consort. Even today, with our open-minded attitudes, people still can't accept such outrageous acts! Modern special forces soldier Cui Shiyin transmigrates into the body of the wealthy young noble Cui Shi by a twist of fate, reliving a turbulent tale of love and hatred with Princess Tai 3.7kReads8.5Score27314d adds
14. 464 我 My Wife Is the Chairman's Secretary 我老婆是董事长秘书 Twin Eagles of the Firmament苍穹双鹰Urban267k WordsCompleted To stop my beautiful wife from becoming the chairman's secretary, I even threatened to divorce her. I never expected her to agree! And now, on the road to revenge, there's no stopping me! 2kReads6.3Score10414d adds
15. 465 鬼 The Divine-Handed Ghost Doctor and Little Farmer 鬼医圣手小神农 Gentle Breeze淡淡清风Urban2.2M WordsCompleted Xiao Yao was expelled from college after saving the campus belle and being framed. Back in his village, he saved the village beauty, only to be set up and killed by the local bully. He sank into an ancient Dragon Pool, where he unexpectedly received an ancient inheritance. Master of both medicine and martial arts, he blazed through life with one lucky break after another, leading the impoverished villagers onto the road to prosperity. Before long, the poor, backward mountain village became a lan 1.4kReads9.0Score21214d adds
16. 466 乡 Countryside: From the Start, a Drunkard Cracked a Bottle over My Head! 乡村：开局被醉汉酒瓶爆头！ Heaven-Slaying Sword God凌天剑神Urban905k WordsCompleted [Miracle doctor + wish fulfillment + getting rich] College student Liu Bo is crippled by a rich heir and returns to the countryside! While saving his neighbor, Liu Yufeng, from a drunken man, he is hit over the head with a liquor bottle and unexpectedly inherits the Peach Blossom Medical Scripture. From then on, he embarks on an extraordinary life, fighting village bullies, building businesses, and leading his fellow villagers onto the road to prosperity! 1.1kReads9.0Score12614d adds
17. 467 九 Book One by Jiu Zhuan Kun Qiu 九转坤球的第1本书 Nine-Turn Kun Ball九转坤球Urban147k WordsOngoing [Village Doctor + Farming] [Illustrated] On my first night in Taohua Village, I saw the village bully trying to assault the young woman next door. I stepped in to stop him, but the bully ambushed me, knocked me out, and tossed me into a kiln cave. But I didn’t die. Instead, I unexpectedly obtained Shennong’s legacy and inherited a vast store of knowledge and skills... 54Reads6.9Score—14d adds
18. 468 让 You Asked Me to Deliver a Package, So I Took the Kidnapper to the Police Station 让你送快递，你把绑架犯送到警局 Mo Ranqiao墨燃乔Urban158k WordsCompleted On a parallel-world Blue Star, Lin Chen, who has transmigrated there, becomes a courier. One day, he awakens a lottery System that rewards him for solving cases. As long as he catches a criminal or solves a case, he earns points for a draw. Isn’t this the perfect path to the top? But the skills he wins leave him completely at a loss. 1. “Dodge, dodge, hands at the ready.” (Lets him unconsciously evade any attack.) 2. “Come on, buddy, have a smoke.” (Anyone who refuses starts coughing.) 3. “It’s 66Reads5.9Score—14d adds

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    This one will definitely work.

19. 469 妖 Demon Corpses Aren't Edible? Quick, Send It to My Family's Crematorium While It's Still Warm 妖尸不可食？快，趁热送我家火葬 Sallow Little Face小脸蜡黄Urban2.9M WordsCompleted [High Martial] [Passionate] [Demonic beasts invade] [Not reborn] [Funny] If you want a lone-wolf protagonist, you can swipe away. The protagonist, Jiang Ping, is a passionate young man. He can be calculating, and he can be moved. He’s a real person, with classmates, friends, parents, and teachers. Spatial rifts opened, and demonic beasts invaded the land. Everyone knew that demonic beast corpses were inedible, and eating them would turn you into a contaminated being. By chance, Jiang Ping obtain 111.1kReads8.8Score15.8k14d adds

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    Hahaha! 🤩😜 This book is hilarious! I laughed all night! [Facepalm][facepalm] It's not only funny, but also has some exciting parts. It's incredibly engaging and addictive; this is the most dedicated book I've ever read. Absolutely fantastic! Highly recommended! [Thumbs up]

20. 470 老 Three DNA Samples in My Wife: Vampire and Werewolf Fight to Be the Baby's Daddy 老婆体内三份DNA：吸血鬼狼人争当娃爹 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊29k WordsCompleted Three DNA Samples Inside My Wife: A Vampire and a Werewolf Fight to Be the Baby's Dad 891Reads—Score—14d adds

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    [Entertainment industry, comeback, satisfying read, tycoon's return] Five years ago, he was the number one genius in the crosstalk world, and his four junior female disciples were top celebrities in the entertainment industry. Overnight, his leg was broken, and he disappeared without a trace. Five years later, the old men selling secondhand goods at Tian Guang Market all knew that the young man selling secondhand goods could play the clapperboard better than those on TV. Until four top female celebrities came to his door late at night, crying and kneeling before him: "Master, someone wants to ruin us."

21. 471 婚 A Travel Companion Before the Wedding 婚前伴游 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊18k WordsCompleted A Pre-Wedding Travel Companion 235Reads—Score—14d adds
22. 472 丈 My Mother-in-Law Is My Top Supporter 丈母娘是我榜一大姐 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊16k WordsCompleted My Mother-in-Law Is My Top Supporter 121Reads—Score—14d adds
23. 473 合 The Hehuan Sect, but I'm a Mortal 合欢宗，但我是凡人 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊22k WordsCompleted The Hehuan Sect, but I'm a Mortal 68Reads—Score—14d adds
24. 474 我 I Think Master's Wife Is Still Quite Alluring 我看师娘也是风韵犹存啊 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊27k WordsCompleted I Think Master's Wife Still Has Her Charm 125Reads—Score—14d adds
25. 475 娱 The Entertainment Industry’s Guide to Hunting for Love 娱乐圈猎爱法则 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊31k WordsCompleted The Rules of Love Hunting in the Entertainment Industry 10Reads—Score—14d adds
26. 476 快 Quick Transmigration: Don't Change My Husband 快穿之不要改变老公 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊56k WordsCompleted Quick Transmigration: Don’t Change My Husband 33Reads—Score—14d adds
27. 477 兄 Brother, You’re Really Something 兄弟，你可真行 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊13k WordsCompleted Bro, you really are something. 372Reads—Score—14d adds
28. 478 师 The Way of the Warrior-Teacher 师者，武也 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Historical11k WordsCompleted A teacher’s way is the way of martial arts 1Reads—Score—14d adds
29. 479 诡 The Supernatural Is Back! Hello, Supernatural Affairs Bureau? Someone's Scamming the Supernatural! 诡异复苏！喂诡管局吗这有人骗诡 Crucian Carp Stewed with Tofu鲫鱼炖豆腐Mystery276k WordsCompleted [Eerie, No Female Lead, Horror, Northern Myanmar, Comedy, Sneaky Schemer, Cunning, Power Fantasy, Invincible, Please Don't Read If You Dislike It] This book is also called I Spent Those Years Running Scams in an Eerie World! and You Beast! You Even Scammed a Ghost! My name is Chunliang, with “Chunliang” meaning kind and honest. I'm exactly what my name says: a good person. What did I do wrong by accidentally transmigrating to this eerie world? I just want to give every eerie being a home! Welcom 987Reads6.7Score10014d adds
30. 480 四 Secrets of the Siheyuan 四合院里秘密 Dream of Soaring, Heart Flying High梦翱翔心飞扬Male-Channel Fanfiction995k WordsCompleted After waking up, Zhao Yutong finds himself the new tenant in Love in the Courtyard. It's 1960, the famine years, and every household in the courtyard is busy scheming for its own gain. Then he discovers he can possess animals. Today, he turns into a sparrow to listen to Qin Huairu and her mother-in-law bicker; tomorrow, he becomes a stray cat to spy on Xu Damao's secret deals. Everyone in the courtyard thinks he's just an inconspicuous newcomer. Little do they know that the “animal eyes” outside 2Reads—Score—14d adds

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    No need to choose, want them all

31. 481 洪 In Honghuang, I’m Hongyun’s Younger Brother Heiyun, and I Always Get Revenge 洪荒我红云弟弟黑云有仇必报 I Really Love Fish!超级爱吃鱼！Eastern Fantasy454k WordsOngoing [Scheming + comedy + elaborate pranks + satisfying wish fulfillment + no hate if it’s not your thing] Hao Ren is reborn as the younger brother of Hongyun, the Primordial World’s greatest good guy, and the first black cloud between heaven and earth! He awakens the strongest Revenge System! “Ding! Jieyin and Zhunti shamelessly tricked Hongyun into giving up his seat. Even an uncle can put up with that, but an aunt can’t! Beat them up, and receive the cultivation method of a Primordial Dao Sage!” “ 1.1kReads8.1Score10014d adds
32. 482 瞎 Blind Corn! Rotten Potatoes! Worthless Children, Get on Your Knees! 瞎苞米！烂土豆！极品儿女靠边跪 Lucky Cat招财猫儿Modern Romance3.6M WordsOngoing [Period] [The 1980s] [Light Ensemble Cast] [Reborn] [Feel-Good] [No Golden Finger] [Family Life] (Also known as: Reborn in the 1980s: The Old Lady Leaves Her Children Behind) Seventy-year-old Wu Zhiqiu is Reborn in the era when her children still depend on her hard work and sacrifice! In her previous life, she played favorites and ended up alone and miserable in her old age. This time, she refuses to repeat the past. The old lady decides to leave her children behind and enjoy the rest of her lif 191.8kReads9.3Score7.9k14d adds
33. 483 神 A Tycoon? No, Just Call Me the Gentlemanly Kept Man 神豪？别，还是叫我绅士软饭王吧 Workhorse of the Monkey Realm吗喽界的牛马Urban2.0M WordsOngoing [Multiple Female Leads] + [Subverting the Usual Tropes] + [System] + [Romantic Push and Pull] + [Living Off Women Without Losing Your Pride] That’s right! Me! Jiang Ye! The god of awkwardness! After binding to the “Living-Off-Women Cash-Back System,” Jiang Ye’s life went completely off the rails: The campus belle showered him with gifts, including stockings, and he got 4,000 back in cash. He played pool with a beauty and won 8,000. Even sending gifts in a voice-chat room earned him a “show of si 229.1kReads8.9Score23.5k14d adds

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    This is a lighthearted, unconventional story about a rich guy with an unusual and quirky plot. Before you've even finished one chapter, the next hilarious moment is right there, chasing after you like a ghost! [Laughing emoji]

34. 484 犯 The Usurper 犯上者 Li Ma李马Urban2.7M WordsCompleted [The print edition has been signed, so read with confidence] (No System, no invincibility, plot-focused, explores human nature, not a formulaic power fantasy) (The protagonist grows and changes as the story unfolds) (An ensemble cast: supporting characters aren't one-dimensional, and respond with genuine emotions to the changes around them) No one knows when this world began to split in two. 221.5kReads9.4Score36.1k14d adds
35. 485 无 The Invincible Mountain Village Miracle Doctor 无敌山村神医 Stone Simmered Soup石头熬汤Urban2.9M WordsCompleted Feel-good medical fiction | Rags-to-riches comeback | Farming and fortune Xiang Yunfei, an orphan with an intellectual disability, had endured countless sneers. While helping a friend, he unexpectedly awakened a divine healer’s inheritance! One needle cures a hundred illnesses, one medicine brings the dead back to life! From then on, the village bully feared him, his neighbors respected him, and beautiful women fell for him! Put the worst troublemakers in their place, heal the sick and save live 8.1kReads8.9Score94014d adds

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    The male lead is cheeky, flirtatious, and funny; in short, he's quite charming.

36. 486 荒 King of the Wilderness 荒野之王 Continue Writing Spring and Autumn续写春秋Urban2.0M WordsCompleted On the deserted National Highway 318, a beautiful young woman flagged down Cang Yunfeng’s car. Any seasoned driver who regularly traveled through Tibet would know what was going on... 96.7kReads9.5Score9.2k14d adds
37. 487 入 Nightfall 入夜 Empty-Headed脑袋空空Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted The door opened, and a tall, slender man stepped out. Lin Mian stared at him, dumbstruck, forgetting even to snap out of it. “What are you looking at, hmm?” 7kReads9.3Score2.5k14d adds
38. 488 乡 The Country Doctor’s Good Life 乡村神医好快活 A Stone Blooms石头开花Urban3.7M WordsOngoing [Rural Miracle Doctor + Little Guy’s Rise to Success + Business Fortune] To protect Xu Taohua, Song Qian offends Wang Mazi and is thrown into a cave in the wilderness. By a twist of fate, he encounters the Lotus Immortal Empress and receives her legacy. To help Song Qian return her to the world of cultivation, the Lotus Immortal Empress expends her strength to pass on all the cultivation she has accumulated in her lifetime. With this legacy, Song Qian begins his path to turning his life around. 52.8kReads8.9Score3.1k14d adds
39. 489 全 Everyone in the Sect Is Love-Brained, Except Me, a True Lunatic 全宗门都是恋爱脑，唯我是真疯批 Paper Tiger纸老虎Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted The complete print edition of A Double Crossing is now available on all platforms. Relationship blogger Lin Du died of a broken heart after being driven crazy by hopeless romantics. After death, she transmigrated into a tragic romance cultivation novel, becoming the beautiful, powerful, yet doomed junior uncle who paved the way for the protagonists' great love with her own ashes. After reading the script, she slowly typed a question mark. “Have they dug up every wild vegetable on this sect's mou 234.9kReads9.7Score27.6k14d adds
40. 490 进 The Sheep Demon Strikes Back 进击的羊妖 Pizza at Nine九点吃披萨Urban446k WordsCompleted [One female lead + romance + everyday life + psychic powers + equally matched leads] Could you briefly introduce yourselves? Shang Qian: I’m a cool and aloof sheep-demon lady! Lin Ling: I’m a psychic cultivator who works with 3D modeling. How did you meet? Shang Qian: I’ll tell this one! We met through a matchmaking date. (proud look) Lin Ling: Yes, that’s right. And who takes the lead in your relationship? Shang Qian: Obviously, I do! Lin Ling: Then I guess she does. Could you describe each oth 108Reads9.1Score—14d adds

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    It's not the Sheep Demon Sister! How could it end like this?! I'm going to diss you!

41. 491 最 The Strongest Sect: Our Patriarch Is a First-Class Con Artist 最强宗门：祖师爷是个大忽悠 Sprout of the Tusi King's City土司王城的嫩芽Eastern Fantasy1.9M WordsOngoing (A scheming sect + a useless System + lighthearted comedy + endless twists) Wu Xiaobing, the street's little tyrant, lives by one rule: look impressive in front of others, and never take a loss! Unfortunately, his abilities don't match his ambitions. Picking on the weak and cowering before the strong are part of his daily routine, and getting slapped down after a moment of bravado is the norm. Then he mouthed off to a real big shot: “I'm not bragging, but my hidden skill is so powerful it'll sca 909Reads8.9Score—14d adds

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    This sixth brother is quite capable; he managed to convince a large group of people to start a business with him.

42. 492 让 I Told You to Slay Demons, Not Have Their Daughters' Babies! 让你斩妖，没让你跟妖女生娃！ Muscular Man Whines Cutesily with a Tail猛男撒娇带尾嘤Eastern Fantasy534k WordsOngoing [Supposedly: sweet romance, yandere, rebellious disciple, everyday life, lighthearted, doting dad, love rivals... A complicated mix, but this is a slice-of-life story, a slice-of-life story, a slice-of-life story! We can’t say it three times without meaning it!] Li Qingming was a gifted young swordsman, hailed as the future leader of the righteous path, until a demonic sect enchantress captured him on an expedition into a secret realm. A man may be killed, but never humiliated! Even if I die, I’ 4.3kReads8.9Score30314d adds
43. 493 深 Shenzhen, Beguiling After Dark 深圳，夜色迷人 Nan Xiaohua南小华Urban2.0M WordsCompleted A tale of business rivalries and political intrigue set against the backdrop of Shenzhen, following Chen Binnan’s remarkable journey south in pursuit of success. This story is dedicated to all the brothers who have headed south, north, or east to make their way in the world! 52.9kReads9.6Score6.3k14d adds
44. 494 刚 I Just Transmigrated into a Doormat, and Now My Rich Husband Can Read My Mind 刚穿成受气包，就被豪门老公读心 Jiji Zhe吉吉哲Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted #TransmigrateIntoABook #MindReading #WealthyFamily #Comedy Jiang Nan transmigrates into a book as a bullied rich wife. The System promises her a hundred million yuan if she swallows her anger and follows the plot. Jiang Nan: “For the money, I'll put up with you until you start questioning your own sanity!” But then... Her mother-in-law is about to punish her according to the family rules, but after hearing Jiang Nan's thoughts, she rushes off in the middle of the night to catch someone cheating. 1.8kReads8.2Score16514d adds
45. 495 超 Superpowers: I Have a Replication Mirror 超能：我有一面复刻镜 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Gods Descend, Calamity Begins] When cultivators from the divine realm invade Earth, superpowers and modern weapons become humanity's last line of defense! Can Gou Chen and Adam, Earth's only two superpower academies, shoulder humanity's future? What kind of hidden strength does Huaxia, hailed as the Chosen Nation, possess? This is a feast for the Godslayers! A young man gains the power to replicate abilities. With a mortal body and the power of the world in his hands, he will ultimately slay th 116.4kReads9.6Score13.3k14d adds
46. 496 让 You Want Me to Turn Over a New Leaf? Just You Wait! 让我浪子回头？你给我等着！ Rest the Mind息心Urban675k WordsCompleted Original title: Auntie, Don't Be Afraid Before taking his own life, Su Yang swore that if he got another chance at life... He would find someone who truly understood him! A woman who truly loved him! When he suddenly woke up, he found an older woman kneeling beside him. She was wearing a tattered pair of pajamas and trembling as she looked at him. “Please don't hit me, okay? I have to attend my child's parent-teacher meeting tomorrow...” 334Reads8.7Score10214d adds
47. 497 救 Help! All the Women at Work Think I'm One of the Girls, and They Send Me Stocking Pics! 救命！全公司女同事都当我姐妹，还给我发丝袜照！ GGGG Explosive KingGGGG爆裂王12k WordsCompleted Help! All the Women at My Company Think I'm One of the Girls, and They Keep Sending Me Photos in Stockings! —Reads—Score—14d adds
48. 498 重 Reborn in 1999: From the Start, I Get Beaten Up by the Cool School Beauty 重生1999：开局被清冷校花揍 Little Qin from Kindergarten幼儿园小秦Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Rebirth + Campus Beauty + No System + Multiple Heroines + Romance + Everyday Life] Campus beauty: “Wang Yi, my feet are sore. Rub them…” Campus beauty: “Wang Yi, I'm scared of the dark. Hold my hand…” Campus beauty: “Wang Yi, you're mine now. You can't get away!” … Wang Yi woke from a deep sleep, reborn twenty years in the past at the college entrance exam. Faced with a paper that might as well have been written in another language, he was completely stumped. The exam had gone badly enough, 42.6kReads8.9Score3.7k14d adds
49. 499 最 The Strongest Soldier King Returns to the Scene 最强兵王重出江湖 Jogging Jun慢跑君Urban459k WordsCompleted This is the legendary story of a soldier king, a tale about a world-class expert, and above all, a story of legends and beautiful women. Sometimes he plays the pig to eat the tiger; sometimes he sings at the top of his lungs, flirts with girls, plays the piano, and kills his enemies. That is Li Youfeng's ultimate ideal of life. 12Reads—Score—14d adds

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    I found it quite funny.

50. 500 不 Don't Fear a Flirtatious Campus Beauty, Fear a Thirty-Year-Old Auntie 不怕校花玩暧昧，就怕阿姨三十岁 A Half Flask of Rough Wine, Reunited in Joy半壶浊酒喜相逢Urban536k WordsOngoing [No System + Reborn + Campus Beauty + Auntie + Entrepreneurship] Two or more romantic partners, so don’t read if you mind. There will be some feng shui and geomancy, but no cultivation. I was born before you, and you were born when I was already old. I am far away from you, and you are separated from me by the sea. In my previous life, my own cowardice and my parents’ objections made me miss Lin Mengyun, who was twelve years older than me and loved me more than her own life. My only main quest n 2.1kReads8.6Score12014d adds

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