
Blind Corn! Rotten Potatoes! Worthless Children, Get on Your Knees!
瞎苞米!烂土豆!极品儿女靠边跪
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- Modern Romance
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- Period Fiction
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Definitely five stars. The plot is smooth and the writing is skillful. It's probably not a new author, but the content is a bit lacking. It's not like other books, which are just violent. This book is enough to make a TV series.
I love men. I came here for female videos to avoid lightning. There are a lot of uncomfortable plots. The villains are very stereotyped and extremely stupid and bad. The creation of various top characters is also very homogeneous. I have written the same slap-in-the-face routine for more than a thousand chapters. Reading the same plot over and over again is very boring. It feels like the end is still far away and the same routine will still be repeated. But what should I say? The author's writing skills are very strong and he can grasp the reader's psychology very well. He knows what readers like to read and the writing is very interesting and funny. It is one of the few enjoyable articles that I can read.
It's quite good-looking, funny and neat, without all the nonsense. What surprised me was the old man and the old woman. When they first appeared, I thought they were causing trouble for the heroine and the others. They only felt sorry for their eldest grandson Li Xingguo. Unexpectedly, they were very sensible. They also felt sorry for their son Li Mancang's thin body, and they treated their sons and daughters very well. What's particularly interesting is that the old man and the old lady are so powerful in attack and even more eloquent. Li Xing'an has had a lot of good luck since he was cuckolded. He is also a funny person. He is very well written and makes people want to keep watching. After seeing Li Fengchun fall in love and get married and get beaten, I don't want to watch it here. I can already see the happy ending where they make dumplings together [smile]. The one I dislike the most is Li Fengchun. Although part of her character is caused by the heroine's preference for Li Xingguo and Li Xingan. In the previous life, the heroine did not let her do any work and even asked her to repeat her studies. Maybe he just ignored him a few times, which was fine in those days. If he was really partial to boys over girls, he would have married her off long ago in exchange for a bride price [laughing awkwardly] The fact that she was so cold-hearted when the heroine was sick shows that he is cold-hearted. In this life, he is also ignorant of good and bad, indifferent to his family, and wants to have her share in everything. [Awkward laugh] Although it hasn't been updated yet, I feel like Li Fengchun and the heroine admit their mistakes later. The heroine forgives them and gets divorced. They go back to live together, work hard to get into college, and make dumplings together [laughs] Editing again, I suspect that the author has started to put poison, all kinds of weird things, people and things are going into battle, Li Feng, Chun Tianxun's thing [laughs] The readers' breasts are also breasts, making troubles, it's the old routine of this or that
It looks good, and the language is humorous. Although it hasn't been updated yet, I will continue to follow it and hope it doesn't end badly. I was very annoyed when I watched Top Love Brain Tian Qingqing. The follow-up plot will probably be with the third child. Stop watching and give up
It's very interesting to read so far, and the author really speaks volumes! Swearing is so much fun! Because I have seen too many swear words before, and once I write about a dispute, I always greet the other party's family ~ and repeat it again and again, which makes people have myocardial infarction ~ I hope the author will keep up the good work!
It's super good-looking, the author's writing is super exciting, and it's super fun to watch. There are a lot of witty words in it, and it's so funny. The characters are also very vivid and flesh-and-blood. There are many excellent ones, but they all lie down and don't get angry or used to it. It's extremely frustrating to watch.
Haha, this book is really funny and beautiful! ! If I had known that I had gained weight before watching it [I almost cried], but it was so uncomfortable to see the break at this point. After a long time, I almost forgot about the content😭! ! Author, please give me more
The EQ and IQ are all online, the logic is clear and reasonable, the author's thoughts are very mature, and it looks very refreshing. It is a really refreshing article, unlike some people who just pretend to be refreshing articles and only abuse readers, which makes people's hearts, livers, spleens, lungs and kidneys hurt.
①It's really good-looking. The writing is good, smooth, humorous, and the plot is fascinating. ②Those [Thunder Points] from other comments: It's true! In her previous life, the heroine herself was a patriarchal person who favored blood-sucking! Whitewash all the children, especially the white-eyed wolf! The ultimate rebirth is used as a blood pack for White Eyed Wolf! Getting rich is just cheating and abduction + forced giving from the author! Although the man is at fault, the problem is not big. The key is that his wife is not good! Wait, there's more! It's all true! It's all true! ! It's all true! ! ! ③But it still looks good! It's similar to the setting of "Qinman Siheyuan": not to say that the plot is the same, but most of the characters are either top-notch or useless! The character makes people angry and disgusting! But! The TV series itself is still great! The plot conflict is great! I just want to know what happened next so I can't help but follow the article!
Very well written! The characterization, plot, rhythm, and size are all well controlled. It has the excitement of a refreshing novel without being mindless. Each character's behavior has its own logical thinking and personality starting point, making it particularly real and vivid. Recommend! !