Demon Corpses Aren't Edible? Quick, Send It to My Family's Crematorium While It's Still Warm
妖尸不可食？快，趁热送我家火葬
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- Completed
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- 2.9M Words
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- Urban
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- Urban High Martial Arts
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- 3mo ago
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- A Bestiary of Man-Eating Demons: Devour Every Monster Under Heaven一本食妖谱，吃遍天下妖Alternate title on Fanqie
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I like this book very much. In my opinion, it feels very similar to Chen Shu, a Nanjiang gangster. Admittedly, it is not as good as unscientific beast control (personal feeling), but it already has its own style and charm. I think the author has a good idea and lots of laughs, but it lacks soul. What is a soul?
Good morning (jumps) (lands) (bounces) (generally high) (keeps pushing) (jumps) (jumps higher) (continues to jump repeatedly) (jumps higher and higher) (360° rotation in the air) (keeps jumping) (jumps out of the Earth) (becomes a meteorite) (falls) (destroys the Earth!!!)
I'm dying of laughter! I started listening to the audiobook around 1 a. M. And got more and more excited as I listened to the first few chapters. I couldn't sleep and just kept laughing. Damn, I have to work 8 a. M., But I stayed up until 4 a. M.!
The content is great, and the part where the protagonist eats bones to save the fourth grader is also very touching. There are no ambiguous emotional lines at the moment. I hope there is no female protagonist. Come on. The author's writing is great. It makes people happy to see it. Because his life was given by the people of Nancheng.
It's okay, not a brainless novice Wudi novel; I tried to imitate Dali's comedy style a little bit, but I didn't do it and it just turned into a simple complaint, but this doesn't hinder the plot of the story. Give five stars as encouragement, come on 👍
This is a very interesting book. The fact that it's not a lone wolf story makes it so appealing; in fact, it's rare to see a novel like this since that one. We'll have to see what happens next, but so far it's truly excellent. Now, what I'm struggling with is whether to continue watching the series or not.
In my opinion, the author's actual ability doesn't quite warrant five stars. However, I feel the author possesses a very good quality. Although the writing style is somewhat immature, and the foreshadowing is almost nonexistent or very superficial, the overall writing style and scope have a very unique "potential." You could say the author is an unpolished gem. Five stars awarded! Keep up the good work!
The beginning was alright; the little bottle of warmth was sensible and also quite pitiful. Furthermore, while there was competition among humans, they were still able to unite against other races (unlike many novels where the fighting is cutthroat and filled with sordid incidents). However, I dropped it after the Zhou family was wiped out.
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It's a novel with a very upright outlook, and it's very comfortable to read. It doesn't have any old clichés of pretending to be a slap in the face [punch out] [punch out] [punch out]. But, I only gave it five stars because I saw a certain cherry blossom being wiped out! I am as straightforward as that! [Punch out][Punch out][Punch out]