
Demon Corpses Aren't Edible? Quick, Send It to My Family's Crematorium While It's Still Warm
妖尸不可食?快,趁热送我家火葬
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Good morning (jump) (fall) (bounce) (normally high) (continue to push harder) (jump) (jump higher) (continue to use force and jump repeatedly) (jump higher and higher) (turn 360° in the air) (continue to jump) (jump out of the earth) (turn into a meteorite) (fall) (destroy the earth!!!)
I like this book very much. In my opinion, it feels very similar to Chen Shu, a Nanjiang gangster. Admittedly, it is not as good as unscientific beast control (personal feeling), but it already has its own style and charm. I think the author has a good idea and lots of laughs, but it lacks soul. What is a soul? To put it bluntly, it is the symbol of a book, something that can represent a book and leave an extremely deep impression on the reader's mind, causing our readers to have emotional fluctuations as soon as they read it. It can be that special golden finger, it can be a character, or it can be a certain plot. On a large scale, for example, "Thirty years in Hexi, thirty years in Hedong..." In Dou Po, I think Chen Dong is very awesome, because he has left too many marks for us, such as An Lan, Shi Hao, etc. On a smaller scale (limited to the book's traffic classification, without any other meaning.) For example, Nanjiang gangsters who do not control beasts scientifically, and Jiangnan characters who set up stalls to sell powerful charms. . . . . I hope the author can find a very meaningful and impressive logo. Secondly, the reason why I think it is not as good as Nanjiang Bandit is mainly because our book has a lot of laughs, but for a person like me who is not young enough to read (it has been 6 years including this year's series), many of the laughs may not make me laugh, and I may find it interesting, but it is not enough to make me laugh out loud. My opinion about the book is that it will be a hit!!! [Laughs] [Laughs] But I think if it can be improved a bit, it may reach the level of "Wind Rises in the Ancients" (I personally feel that there are quite a lot of readers, and the platform traffic is sufficient). The author greatly cheers ✊It will be popular! [Angry][angry] How can I put it, looking at it now, the quality is very low, mainly because of the logic, the combat power system is a bit messy, the king level is described as awesome in the front, but he is like a soldier in the back, wc, brother, your king level title in front of you can intimidate those famous foreign races. Secondly, there is the issue of kings. There are so many kings in the declining Lihuo City, but there don't seem to be too many kings in other major cities that are flourishing. Don't mention it to me. They have all founded their own families. No matter what, the interests of kings in other cities or the interests of the families they belong to must be closely connected with the interests of the city to which they belong. It is impossible for this phenomenon to happen. Also, wc, brother, you have so many kings in the Nine Cities Alliance. Damn it, how did this world form a relatively stable situation for so many years? Don't they have ambitions and want to dominate the world? Secondly, it's really hard to comment on the protagonist. I feel like his character is a bit broken (just a personal feeling). Finally, the biggest complaint is that as for what you want to write about, I still feel that the main plot is vague and not interesting at all. Don't tell me, it's just a young man shouldering the heavy responsibility of revitalizing his own city. Oh, wc, there is really nothing interesting about it. Personal evaluation: This book can be read by readers who are new to online writing, but for someone like me, um, who has been writing online for about 7 years, I feel a little out of touch with many things. The setting of this book is very novel. The original story, to put it bluntly, follows the unscientific plot trend of controlling beasts and depicts humans on the verge of despair (which cannot help readers to like it). It is not a joke, and it is not up to his level (to be honest, the author's writing skills are not up to par). In the early stage, I really liked the humorous writing style of this book, but the laugh point was too low and I laughed too much. To be honest, I think I am quite rational, and I can make a difference based on my many book reviews. Recently, several of my favorite books have fallen apart for me and I am speechless. (There are categories in my bookshelf. You can barely read them. Others should be recognized as nb.)
I laughed so hard. I started listening to the book at around 1 in the morning. I became more and more excited after listening to the first few chapters and couldn't fall asleep. I kept laughing and laughing. I even had to go to 8 a. M. And I stayed up until 4 a. M. Oh my god!
The content is great, and the part where the protagonist eats bones to save the fourth grader is also very touching. There are no ambiguous emotional lines at the moment. I hope there is no female protagonist. Come on. The author's writing is great. It makes people happy to see it. Because his life was given by the people of Nancheng. So no matter what benefits you get, you will never forget your friends, family, neighbors. It warms the heart ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I hope you don't give up on this article. I really like it. I can't get enough of it.
It's okay, not a brainless novice Wudi novel; I tried to imitate Dali's comedy style a little bit, but I didn't do it and it just turned into a simple complaint, but this doesn't hinder the plot of the story. Give five stars as encouragement, come on [like]
It's a very interesting book. It's not like Lone Wolf, but I like it very much. In other words, I have rarely seen novels like this since that book. But I have to read the follow-up. It's really good so far. And now I am struggling with whether to continue watching the movie or not. I have a single female protagonist or no female protagonist, but I really don't want to give up on Sister Lan. I am such a good Sister Lan. As for the one in the coffin, it is actually easy to solve, because in fact, I have no emotional connection with the male protagonist at the moment. At most, it is just teasing. But seeing the male protagonist seeing Sister Lan's guilty conscience, well~ I feel a little uncomfortable... Save more, or wait until it's finished. If it has two heroines, I won't watch it. Because the setting of Sister Lan is quite similar to that of Xiaolan. She has a protective husband, high martial arts value, and a childhood sweetheart. The anime Qingshan Old Thief harmed me. I don't want to see Sister Lan getting hurt in the novel anymore [crying] [crying] [crying] Of course, this is my own reason. I don't deny that this is a good book. I highly recommend it to anyone who has no requirements for a female protagonist! ! !
In my opinion, this five-star rating is actually not up to the author's ability. But I think the author has a very good quality. Although the writing style is a bit immature and the foreshadowing is almost nonexistent or very superficial, the overall writing style and pattern have very unique "potential". It can be said that the author is an unpolished jade. Five stars are given to him for his continued efforts.
The front is okay, the warm little bottle is very sensible and makes people feel distressed. There is also the fact that although there is competition among human races, they can still unite and deal with the outside world when facing alien races (many novels have life-and-death fights and nasty things happening constantly). But I gave up after seeing the Zhou family being destroyed. First of all, the Zhou family's merits outweighed their faults. They were not traitors or traitors, nor did they do anything heinous. They were just the domineering behavior of a second-generation playboy (most families have this). Secondly, the ultimate goal of this matter is political struggle, which has a certain deterrent effect, but it also serves as a catalyst. Furthermore, I want to set up the warm little bottle as a ruthless leader. Being ruthless does not mean being inhumane, nor does it mean that there is no distinction between black and white, nor does it mean to kill people all over the house just because of selfishness. If we continue writing according to this setting, how much of the human race will be left? If everyone was shocked, wouldn't he become a one-spoken man? Finally, let alone a big family, it's just an ordinary family. It's normal to have a few troublemakers who don't hesitate to mess around, right? Do you want to leave chickens and dogs alone? Now book friends look at it from the perspective of the pig's trotters, and can barely accept it. What if the pig's trotters are the "remnants" of the Zhou family? Can we still accept this? Will there be some extreme book friends who ask the author to arrange for the pig's feet to be blackened?
The Guinness record is typing 807 letters per minute. Calculating that each Chinese character requires six letters, you can type approximately 134 words per minute. Since you are not a holder, let's calculate it as 100 words per minute. According to WHO standards, a person's healthy sleep time is eight hours. Time, and you spend about two hours eating every day, another 20 minutes to go to the toilet, 40 minutes to wash up, one hour to exercise, two hours to get inspired, and then another hour to fish in a daze, you should have nine hours to type, and you should type 435,780 words according to each chapter Counting 2,000 words, there should be 217 chapters, but you only put this little content every day. How come? To be honest, is it a deduction? The donkeys in the production team didn't dare to rest like this, so the author quickly got up and started typing.
It's a novel with a very upright outlook, and it's very comfortable to read. It doesn't have any old clichés of pretending to be a slap in the face [punch out] [punch out] [punch out]. But, I only gave it five stars because I saw a certain cherry blossom being wiped out! I am as straightforward as that! [Punch out][Punch out][Punch out]