You Asked Me to Deliver a Package, So I Took the Kidnapper to the Police Station

Name: You Asked Me to Deliver a Package, So I Took the Kidnapper to the Police Station
Author: Mo Ranqiao

让你送快递，你把绑架犯送到警局

by Mo Ranqiao (墨燃乔)

Status: Completed
Length: 158k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 3y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

On a parallel-world Blue Star, Lin Chen, who has transmigrated there, becomes a courier.

One day, he awakens a lottery System that rewards him for solving cases.

As long as he catches a criminal or solves a case, he earns points for a draw.

Isn’t this the perfect path to the top?

But the skills he wins leave him completely at a loss.

1. “Dodge, dodge, hands at the ready.” (Lets him unconsciously evade any attack.)

2. “Come on, buddy, have a smoke.” (Anyone who refuses starts coughing.)

3. “It’s New Year, here’s a red envelope.” (The recipient has no choice but to accept it.)

4. “The Paw Patrol saves the day!” (Lets him summon a pack of dogs.)

The skills are certainly bizarre.

But he soon discovers that they always come in handy in surprising ways at crucial moments.

As Lin Chen uses these skills to solve one case after another,

he is promoted to police squad consultant.

“He’s a criminal investigation genius the likes of which we see once in a century,” says a senior police official.

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66Reads · 30 days

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