While Others Cheat, I Have a Cat: Upending the Global Medical World

[High-energy warning: urban fantasy, post-00s antics, cute TCM cat, hilarious face-slapping, and nonstop dirty jokes! The ultimate stress-buster of 2025, packed with action from start to finish and funny enough to make your kidneys hurt!]

“This kitty can cure every illness with one punch, bring the dead back with one swipe, and make even the King of Hell detour with a single needle!”

Medical experts scoffed: “A cat practicing Chinese medicine? What a disgrace to the medical profession!”

A medical grandmaster: “Impossible! Chinese medicine is all a scam!”

Cat Immortal: “Hah, putting on airs in front of me? One swipe and I’ll send you flying!”

Ye Xiaotian, a post-00s kid and a completely natural, additive-free orphan, was about to have his kidneys harvested by a crooked hospital!

Just as all hope seemed lost, an orange cat with a mouth full of dirty jokes dropped from the sky. “Meow, you little punk, your kidneys are so weak they’re practically smoking! Let me give you a round of my family’s legendary Meow-Meow Massage Technique!”

From then on, Ye Xiaotian began his destiny-defying journey, under the thumb of a sharp-tongued cat who never stopped cracking dirty jokes!

Conquering the city and setting every doubter straight!

Face-slapping crooked hospitals, crushing pharmaceutical giants, and punching arrogant miracle doctors!

“Cat Immortal says we’re going to use Chinese medicine to blow up the entire medical world! Meow~”

Ye Xiaotian: “Immortal, if you’re so amazing, how did you end up as a stray cat?”

Cat Immortal: “Meow, back in the day I was the imperial physician in the palace, but that old hag Cixi set me up…”