Funny, Cheeky, and Flirtatious 搞笑还贱贱的风流

1. 551 惊 What?! If I Don’t Crack a Joke for a Day, the System Will Erase Me 惊！一天不搞笑，系统就要抹杀我 Zui Jun醉珺Urban220k WordsCompleted Everyone knows it's hard to be a person, but no one knows it's even harder to be Xiao Ming! [Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have successfully activated the Spirit Realm Comedy System!] Holy crap! I'm rich, I'm rich! I've got a System too! Today, I'm finally going to turn my life around! [Ding! Host, please claim today's comedy mission!] [Mission accepted. Host, make a dog laugh within the allotted time!] [Complete the mission to receive a beginner's gift pack. Fail, and you will be instantly e 33Reads6.1Score—14d adds
2. 552 我 I Was Just Driving, So Why Are the Viewers Laughing Their Heads Off? 我就开个车，观众们笑抽了？ Golden Hippo金色河马Urban1.8M WordsCompleted Zhang Yang wakes up to discover he’s participating in a reality show called All-Round Superstar, and his first job is as a rideshare driver. Female passenger: “Driver, how far can your car go on one liter of gas?” Zhang Yang: “When I get mad, I don’t go anywhere.” Female passenger: “My first-kiss boyfriend is still looking for me. Do you think I’m just too charming?” Zhang Yang: “Your first kiss? He’s still looking for you? Did you swallow his dentures?” Female passenger: “Driver, whenever I bre 46kReads9.2Score4.4k14d adds

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   💐💐First book. Great book, the writing is really good, but how are you going to make up 240 ex-partners? [Smirk][smirk] 💐💐Second book. Dad laughed out loud at 2 AM, and quickly went to sleep after finishing his bathroom break.

3. 553 惊 Thriller: The Death Knight Is Actually Me? 惊悚：亡灵骑士竟是我自己？ Loves Apple Pie爱吃苹果派Mystery2.0M WordsCompleted [Horror Game + Survival + Brother Cheng] The horror game arrived. Yin Cheng, known as Brother Cheng. He awakened a special talent that raised monsters' favorability toward him. Then Yin Cheng realized that his horror game... seemed to be going completely off the rails! A towering ghost nurse begged Yin Cheng to give her an IV, holding out her drip bag; a graceful, aristocratic vampire countess refused to drink anyone's blood but Yin Cheng's; a shapeshifting painted-skin ghost chased him, begging 42.6kReads9.1Score4.3k14d adds

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   [Eating popcorn][Thinking] Awakening a special talent increases the favorability of ghosts and monsters. Then Yin Cheng discovers that his horror game seems to be going off track! [Shocked][Shocked] A supermodel ghost nurse begs Yin Cheng to give her an IV drip; [Laughing][Finishing a draft] An elegant and noble vampire countess will only drink Yin Cheng's blood; A versatile ghost chasing after Yin Cheng wants him to paint her perfect human skin; [Eating popcorn][Rolling eyes] A fairy-like soul in a painting, a ghost bride waiting for her for a thousand years, an invulnerable zombie princess... Please read the main text.

4. 554 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: This Person's Beast Soul Evolves at an Incredible Speed 灵气复苏：这人的兽魂进化太快了 Purple Light紫光Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Comedy + urban life + academy + cultivation + ferocious beasts + secret realms] Lin Bei wakes up to find he has transmigrated to a parallel world where spiritual qi has revived. Here, powerful ferocious beasts roam, and martial artists wield beast souls. Lin Bei binds himself to a daily sign-in mission System. Ask who's the biggest hotshot in Lin City, and they'll tell you: the Old Yin King of No. 5 High School. He gets a giant brick as a reward from the start. Just see if I won't smack you wit 25.5kReads9.0Score2.2k14d adds

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   Haha, then come and read these three books, I guarantee you'll want to beat up the protagonist! (3) Handsome, are you a sword cultivator? Protagonist: To be honest, I really am a lowly cultivator!

5. 555 趁 While the Empress Is Still Innocent, Trick Her into Cultivating with Me 趁女帝单纯，忽悠她一起修炼 San Zui三最Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [Invincible, ten-thousandfold returns, comedy, empress, lie flat and become a god, take disciples, summon, build a faction, fast-paced power fantasy] Ye Qingyun transmigrates into a fantasy world and becomes a peak master. Because he lazes around too much, the System crashes and turns dark, upgrading into the Supreme Invincible System. It has only one goal: to make its Host invincible, more invincible, and utterly invincible! [Host detected breathing. Reward: a thousand years of cultivation, eno 43.5kReads9.0Score4k14d adds
6. 556 史 The Biggest Scoundrel in History 史上第一贱修 dubEastern Fantasy3.3M WordsCompleted Chen Luo accidentally transmigrates into a world of immortal cultivation, awakens a System, and embarks on the cultivation journey of a System-cheating male lead. It's just that his journey seems rather different from those of cultivators before him. Great Dao Saint: Before I met Chen Luo, I always thought life was exhausting. Then he showed up, and I realized how easy my life had been. Heavenly Venerable Hundred-Eyes: I used to think I could see everything in the world. Then I met Chen Luo and 7.5kReads7.8Score76414d adds
7. 557 霸 CEO Xiao Ming: I’ve Got Ke Covered, Got It? 霸总晓明：我的柯我来罩，懂？ Bamboo Through the Summer竹乘一夏6k WordsCompleted CEO Xiaoming: I’ve got Ke covered, got it? 1Reads—Score—14d adds

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   This is hilarious!

8. 558 穿 Transmigrate into a Book as the Villain: My Cultivation Is Gone, and the Female Lead Turns the Tables on Me 穿书反派：修为尽失，女主逆推 Crossing the River on a Reed一苇渡江Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsOngoing Xu Yang transmigrates into the world of a novel and becomes its villain, the master of Purple Cloud Peak, one of the six peaks of the Qingming Sect. Once he figures out his situation, Xu Yang panics and immediately wants to grab his things and run. The one thing he can be grateful for is that The story hasn't started yet, so there's still room to change his fate. After awakening the Ten-Thousandfold Return System, all he has to do is accept a gift from one of the novel's heroines for a chance to 56.4kReads8.9Score5.7k14d adds

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   Highly recommended! A super captivating fantasy villain novel! 🔥🔥🔥 The male protagonist transmigrates into a book, becoming the villain. As the master of a peak, after realizing his predicament, he decides to run away. 🍁🍁🍁 The only saving grace is that the plot hasn't even begun. The protagonist has incredible luck, but his seven female disciples are equally impressive, each possessing extraordinary talent. However, what he doesn't know is that his female disciples all want to seduce him.

9. 559 学EN Don't Worry, Senior—I'll Protect You 学姐别怕，我来保护你 Gege Wuwu隔胳呜呜Urban3.0M WordsCompleted [Heart-Pounding Engine 2: Pure White Love Letter has been published] [Lighthearted daily life] + [Single female lead] + [No System] + [Not reborn] + [Sweet romance] In high school, Luo Ye had a secret crush on a girl for three years. He even got into the same university as her, and they agreed to start dating if they both got in. But the girl unexpectedly went back on her word. Heartbroken, Luo Ye became a romance novelist. Unexpectedly, before university even began, the novel he wrote shot to t 312.7kReads9.8Score31.4k14d adds

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   [Heavy Punch][Heavy Punch][Heavy Punch][Heavy Punch][Heavy Punch][Heavy Punch][Heavy Punch][Heavy Punch][Heavy Punch] A must-read urban romance novel. Luo Ye worked hard to get into the same university as the girl he'd secretly loved for three years, but she changed her mind. Heartbroken, he became a romance novelist and unexpectedly became famous. After starting university, he didn't plan to date again, but he accidentally met the aloof senior, Su Baizhou. Their love story unfolds, overflowing with sweetness! When they appeared hand-in-hand at school, the whole school was shocked, while the girl he once secretly loved tried to win Luo Ye back. The novel has a rich plot, depicting the confusion and regrets of youth, as well as the sweetness and beauty of new love. The lighthearted and immersive story allows readers to experience the pure emotions and beautiful campus life. The author's writing is delicate, vividly portraying the characters. It's a sweet little story that will make you smile throughout! [Angry][angry][angry][angry][angry][angry][angry][angry][angry][angry][angry][angry][angry][angry]

10. 560 香 A Dream of Fragrant Colors 香色撩人梦 The God of Wealth's Hand财神爷的手Urban973k WordsCompleted There are no good people or bad people in this world. There are only the awakened and the unawakened. A select few are born twice! Once when their bodies are born, and once when their souls awaken… Only fools are truly alive… 108Reads6.2Score—14d adds

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    Debonair and dashing! 👍👍👍 [Facepalm][Facepalm][Facepalm]

11. 561 道 Fellow Daoist, Got Any Spirit Stones on You? 道友：身上有灵石否？ Old Tales in Red Are Gone红陈往事已矣Eastern Fantasy3.6M WordsCompleted [No System + traditional fantasy + master schemer + many women + decisive and ruthless + lighthearted power fantasy] In front of a crowd, he gets hit with the classic broken-engagement scene. The protagonist, Gu Feng, smiles faintly: “Hey, you. I don’t mind you breaking off the engagement. But first, let’s work out the breakup compensation!” He takes out a golden abacus. Having prepared for this, he turns the tables and extorts four million spirit stones from his fiancée. “Ex, no, sucker, take c 10.6kReads8.2Score1.2k14d adds

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    Both are good, you can check them out!

12. 562 极 The Ultimate Village Doctor 极品村神医 A Stone Blooms石头开花Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Rural miracle doctor + get rich + farming] Ye Xiaofan has terminal cancer and thinks he doesn’t have long to live. By a twist of fate, he recovers and gains peerless medical skills and an immortal cultivation art. He can cure any rare or difficult illness with ease, and he’s not afraid to take on anyone, face-slapping expert after expert. Watch as this ordinary man climbs, step by step, to the peak of life... 2kReads8.9Score32014d adds
13. 563 法 A Lady of the Law: Who Can Keep Their Youth Unguarded? 法治佳人，谁的青春不设防 Revival Is Underway振兴在路上Modern Romance779k WordsCompleted [Female protagonist + sudden wealth and a comeback + workplace + love and marriage] How does a woman whose life has been shattered by fate carve out an incredible future for herself and her whole village, with her own hands, on barren hills? Zhou Lili, a woman with nothing to her name after failing the college entrance exam, being betrayed by her boyfriend, suffering a miscarriage, and getting divorced, drags her shattered body and spirit back to her home in the mountains of southwestern Guizhou 6Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Simp ceiling

14. 564 义 The Real Crown Prince in the Funeral Home 义庄里的真太子 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷62k WordsCompleted The True Crown Prince at the Yizhuang 6Reads—Score—14d adds

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    "This humble Taoist priest has done some calculations, @Doucheng Eighth Master. The divination shows..." Shanzi deliberately dragged out his words, tapping his thumb on his knuckles, "This place is heavy with yin energy, and weak with yang fire. Boss, if you want your business to last, you'll need to add some 'ingredients'." Biaozi's heart tightened, but he smiled and said, "What do you mean, Taoist priest? Our bathhouse uses a boiler and running water, how can it be heavy with yin energy?" Shanzi walked to the counter, stretched out two fingers, and gently rubbed the cuff of the blue shirt, a playful smile playing on his lips: "This shirt has been tainted by something it shouldn't have. Boss, this isn't a business opening, it's more like inviting a god but having a hard time sending him away. However..." He changed his tone, a sly glint in his eyes, "This humble Taoist priest can help you resolve this, but the divination fee..." "Money is no problem!" Biaozi patted his chest. "As long as our bathhouse can operate safely and make a lot of money, any amount is fine! Commander, bring the Taoist priest some tea!" The commander hurriedly went to pour water, but his hand trembled so much that half of the tea spilled.

15. 565 汴 Night Walks in Bianjing: The Smiling Corpse 汴京夜行录：笑面尸 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷29k WordsCompleted Night Wanderings in Bianjing: The Smiling Corpse —Reads—Score—14d adds
16. 566 鸡 You're So Beautiful: The Last Dance Before Dawn 鸡你太美：破晓前的最后一舞 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷30k WordsCompleted You're Too Beautiful: The Last Dance Before Dawn 4Reads—Score—14d adds
17. 567 流 Incense for the Streamers: The Nth Livestream 流量香火:第N次开播 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷30k WordsCompleted Traffic and Incense: The Nth Livestream 2Reads—Score—14d adds
18. 568 流 Sacrificial Offering for Views: Live-Streaming the Zongzi Offering 流量祭品:直播送肉粽 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷20k WordsCompleted Traffic Sacrifice: Livestreaming a Rice Dumpling Offering 2Reads—Score—14d adds
19. 569 大 The Glutton’s Last Bite 大胃王的最后一口 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷57k WordsCompleted The Glutton's Last Bite 6Reads—Score—14d adds
20. 570 谁 Who Wore That Blue Robe? 谁穿了那件蓝衫 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷20k WordsCompleted Who Wore That Blue Shirt? 2Reads—Score—14d adds
21. 571 雨 Sewing Skin on a Rainy Night: The Last Face 雨夜缝皮.最后一张脸 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷16k WordsCompleted Stitching Skin on a Rainy Night: The Last Face —Reads—Score—14d adds
22. 572 戏 Ghostly Shadows on the Opera Stage 戏台鬼影 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷19k WordsCompleted Ghostly Shadows on the Opera Stage —Reads—Score—14d adds
23. 573 铁 Tieling Storms: The Blue Butterfly Dances 铁岭风云：蓝蝶舞 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷68k WordsCompleted Tieling Chronicles: The Blue Butterfly —Reads—Score—14d adds
24. 574 阴 The Ghost Wedding Palanquin, Carried by the Living 阴婚轿，活人抬 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷20k WordsCompleted The Ghost Wedding Sedan, Carried by the Living —Reads—Score—14d adds
25. 575 穿 Transmigrated to the Tang Dynasty to Escape the Zombies, Only to Find I Brought Them 穿到大唐躲丧尸，丧尸竟是我带的 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷62k WordsCompleted I transmigrated to the Tang dynasty to hide from zombies, only to discover that I was the one leading them. 2Reads—Score—14d adds
26. 576 脚 The Red Thread Around My Ankle 脚踝上的红线 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷20k WordsCompleted The Red Thread Around Her Ankle 2Reads—Score—14d adds
27. 577 槐 Red Lanterns Beneath the Pagoda Tree 槐阴下的红灯笼 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷20k WordsCompleted Red Lanterns Beneath the Pagoda Trees 1Reads—Score—14d adds
28. 578 纸 Paper Doll Hauntings: A Living Person's Funeral 纸人诡事：活人出殡 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷19k WordsCompleted Paper Figures and Strange Happenings: The Living Hold a Funeral 1Reads—Score—14d adds
29. 579 上 Shangyuan Plague Register: I'm on the Last Page 上元疰簿：名册最后一页是我 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷65k WordsCompleted The Shangyuan Curse Register: I'm on the Last Page 2Reads—Score—14d adds
30. 580 我 I Opened a Bathhouse in Republican-Era China: From the Start, I Had a Bloodstained Blue Garment 我在民国开澡堂：开局一件染血蓝 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷20k WordsCompleted I Opened a Bathhouse in the Republic of China: From the Start, All I Had Was a Bloodstained Blue Shirt 1Reads—Score—14d adds
31. 581 长 Chang’an Night Walk: Dragon Blood and Rotten Flesh 长安夜行录：龙血腐肉 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷20k WordsCompleted Chang'an Night Chronicles: Dragon Blood and Rotten Flesh 3Reads—Score—14d adds
32. 582 幕 The Curtain Rises: Humans and Ghosts Share the Stage 幕启·人鬼同台 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷20k WordsCompleted The Curtain Rises: Humans and Ghosts Share the Stage 1Reads—Score—14d adds
33. 583 最 The Last Corpse Handler 最后的赶尸匠 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷20k WordsCompleted The Last Corpse Driver —Reads—Score—14d adds
34. 584 张 Zhang Sangou’s Get-Rich Journal 张三狗发财笔记 Wandering Immortal of the Northern Mountain北山浪荡仙Urban2.7M WordsCompleted A comedy novel with absolutely no pretensions. A poor boy from the mountains refuses to settle for an ordinary life and ventures out into the world, carving out a place for himself through his own efforts. The cast of bizarre characters will have you laughing out loud. It gets more and more exciting as it goes. San Gou grows more mature and more cunning, with more and more schemes brewing in his head. In the end, he makes it! He becomes a billionaire. His journey is a whirlwind of chaos and laug 60.8kReads8.7Score6.4k14d adds

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    Don't watch this! It's too hilarious, you'll laugh your head off! You'll laugh until your stomach cramps and your intestines twist!

35. 585 刷 I Watched Short Dramas and Became Unstoppable 刷短剧，刷出无敌之姿 Qingzhi Mu青栀沐Urban301k WordsCompleted When other people transmigrate, they become emperors, generals, or, at the very least, miracle-working doctors or CEOs. Me? I was a food delivery rider before I transmigrated, and I’m still a food delivery rider now! So what was the point of transmigrating? But even delivery riders deserve a chance at love. 2Reads—Score—14d adds

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    It seems kind of funny.

36. 586 神 The Divine Lord Haotian 神尊昊天 Silent Speaker无声音箱Urban506k WordsOngoing Billions of terrifying bolts of lightning struck in an instant. God Venerable Ling Hao let out an unwilling roar. He had been just one step away from becoming a God King. As his consciousness faded, Ling Hao recalled how he had spent his entire life cultivating in pursuit of longevity and the Great Dao, never so much as touching a woman. And now, all he had to show for it was death and the end of his cultivation. “Heaven, it’s not like I dug up your ancestors’ graves!”... Ling Hao failed his tri 25Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Is the first book enough?

37. 587 满 A Max-Level Sharp Tongue Sweeps the Entertainment World 满级毒舌撩翻娱乐圈 Silent Speaker无声音箱Modern Romance198k WordsCompleted Jiang Wanwan wakes up to the grim discovery that she’s been transmigrated into the body of a washed-up entertainer hated across the internet, and has accidentally liked a hate-trending post about her rival, Lu Chenzhou, a top-tier star. Before she can die of embarrassment, a [Sharp-Tongued System] forcibly binds itself to her. “What are you afraid of, Host? Bad publicity is still publicity. Go roast him! Win and get a reward; lose and get electrocuted!” Forced to do her job, Jiang Wanwan grits h 1Reads—Score—14d adds
38. 588 拜 Please, My Little Brother Is a Super Cool Immortal 拜托，我弟弟是神仙超酷的好吗 Silent Speaker无声音箱Modern Romance166k WordsCompleted [Hilarious family favorite + adorable little god + modern fantasy] Overworked office worker Su Nuan is suddenly forced to become a big sister, taking in her four-year-old little brother. She thinks looking after a kid will be hard mode, but it turns out the little guy is a young deity from the Heavenly Court, sent down to the mortal realm for an internship! His spiritual powers work only now and then, remote controls go flying through the air, milk boils by itself, and kindergarten turns into a 2Reads—Score—14d adds
39. 589 惊 What! After Losing My Memory, I Cheated on Myself 惊！失忆后我绿了我自己 Silent Speaker无声音箱Marriage & Romance16k WordsCompleted Shocking! After Losing My Memory, I Cheated on Myself 3Reads—Score—14d adds
40. 590 重 Reborn: The Discarded Wife Returns, Ruthlessly Crushing Her Enemies 重生归来：废妻狠戾虐渣 Silent Speaker无声音箱Marriage & Romance19k WordsCompleted Reborn: The Ruthless, Vicious Ex-Wife Takes Down the Scum 16Reads—Score—14d adds
41. 591 别 Stop Grinding, the Demon Lord Just Wants to Clock Out 别卷了，魔尊他只想下班 Silent Speaker无声音箱Female-Channel Fanfiction12k WordsCompleted Stop Grinding, the Demon Lord Just Wants to Clock Out 2Reads—Score—14d adds
42. 592 星 You Are Both the Stars and the Abyss 星辰与深渊皆是你 Silent Speaker无声音箱27k WordsCompleted You Are Both the Stars and the Abyss —Reads—Score—14d adds
43. 593 凤 Phoenix Rules the World: From the Start, the Coffin Explodes, and the Ancestress Can Cover the Sky with One Hand 凤临天下：开局棺椁炸裂，老祖宗她只手遮天 Silent Speaker无声音箱51k WordsCompleted The Phoenix Reigns Supreme: From the Start, the Coffin Explodes, and the Ancestress Rules the World with One Hand 10Reads—Score—14d adds
44. 594 开 From the Start, My Yin-Yang Dual Cultivation Drove Every Heroine and Ghost Insane 开局阴阳合欢，女侠女鬼都疯了 Silent Speaker无声音箱29k WordsCompleted From the Start, Yin-Yang Dual Cultivation Drives the Heroine and Female Ghost Crazy —Reads—Score—14d adds
45. 595 靠 I Used Dual Cultivation to Make the Entire Cultivation World Work Itself to Tears 靠双修卷哭整个修真界 Silent Speaker无声音箱12k WordsCompleted Master Dual Cultivation and Leave the Whole Cultivation World in the Dust 1Reads—Score—14d adds
46. 596 离 On the Day We Divorced, I Was Carrying My Enemy's Child 离婚当天，我肚里有了仇人的崽 Silent Speaker无声音箱8k WordsCompleted On the Day We Divorced, I Was Carrying My Enemy’s Baby —Reads—Score—14d adds
47. 597 在 On a Dating Show, I Chose an Ordinary Doctor in Front of My Top-Tier Star Ex-Boyfriend 在恋综当着顶流前男友，我选了素人医生 Silent Speaker无声音箱10k WordsCompleted On a Dating Show with My Top-Tier Star Ex, I Chose an Ordinary Doctor 1Reads—Score—14d adds
48. 598 这 This Bully Is Too Cute 这个恶霸太可爱 Silent Speaker无声音箱89k WordsCompleted This Bully Is Too Cute 1Reads—Score—14d adds
49. 599 史 The Greatest Matchmaker in History Is a Stick 史上最强红娘是根棍 Silent Speaker无声音箱Ancient Romance33k WordsCompleted The Greatest Matchmaker in History Is a Stick 4Reads—Score—14d adds
50. 600 我 I Sell Lottery Tickets in the Immortal Realm 我在仙界卖彩票 Silent Speaker无声音箱20k WordsCompleted I Sell Lottery Tickets in the Immortal Realm 2Reads—Score—14d adds

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