
I Only Make Money, Never Romance: I'm the Best Professional Simp!
只赚钱不谈情,职业舔狗我最行!
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- Wait, Bro, How Did You Become a Succubus Everyone Loves?不是,哥们?你是咋成魅魔万人迷Former title · until Oct 2026
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In fact, the writing of this book is really good, and it is estimated that it can be stable at 9 or above. The plot has no poisonous points and the characters are very distinct. The plot is not clear yet. I estimate that there may be a small climax after the 100th chapter. 🤔
It's well written, and I've read Chapter 288 so far. In order not to spoil anything, I'll just say it briefly. The male protagonist is portrayed very well, and the curve of psychological changes can be seen, and it is very natural. The female protagonists are also slowly changing, and each one of them is perfectly formed (in my opinion), which I think is very well done. All in all, this book is very good and ranks among the top 5 novels I have read. Now I see chapter 537, so many chapters, and new people are still being added, but it's actually almost there. After you have written so much for a romance novel, it's time to start recycling. But it's still pulling. I don't understand what's going on. If you just want love, then anyone can satisfy it. If you want freedom, then you can fly away and live abroad alone. And you know, how do I feel after seeing so many of them? Before 300 pictures, I could roughly understand the psychology of the male protagonist, but now I feel a little embarrassed. Every female protagonist is very good, they all love the male protagonist, but what about the male protagonist? Both Xia and Liu tried their best to please the male protagonist, but the male protagonist remained indifferent. What's the point of remembering a mistake for a long time? What's more, they have already admitted their mistakes. There is also Lao Song, the worst one, with a broken leg and hallucinations, so the male protagonist can run away just because he lied to him, but can you really not recognize it? She would give her life for you, but you still care that she lied to you. It's disgusting. My feeling after seeing it now is that the female protagonist is so pitiful and the male protagonist is so cs.
[Progress 82] 5/5, the reading experience is good so far. Reading, the subject matter is good. I have seen Nikki with similar themes in the past few years, but there were not so many characters. For knife lovers. Watching a man riddled with holes makes money by laughing. It's easy for ordinary people to get involved. Who hasn't experienced something? But the male protagonist is a master. All the clients (female protagonists) who appear have more or less serious illnesses, including childhood, family of origin, growth experience, etc. The characters are very interesting and each has distinct characteristics. There is a lot of cyber poison chicken soup stuffed in it. If you have read more novels of the same type, it will look familiar. Personally, I like the ending where the male protagonist runs the orphanage alone after being pushed and pulled by many characters (it is not finished yet). This type of subject matter generally does not have any major poisonous points except for OOC characters and bloody plots. If the book is abandoned (completed), it will be reviewed. Spoiler Warning Spoiler Warning Spoiler Warning The following are some of the main characters that contain spoilers [Wei Qingyu]? ; Facial paralysis (autistic), extremely rational (bot); Black hair; [Xia Yeshuang (easy to explode)]? ; Tsundere in the environment (extreme lack of love); Eight-Li family; Golden Retriever; [Song Junzhu (Nerve B)] 27; crazy criticism of religious beasts; paranoia; Liu Qingqing? ; Insomnia University Student Council President; Fenmao; [Chi Yueshan (Tyrannosaurus Rex - from Chi Shui)] 24; Opera (tea art) instructor; Black-bellied green tea; [Wen Lingxiu (camera wholesaler)] 31; controlling boss O; ---Outside customers--- [Zhang Yue] Doctor; Xia Yeshuang's best friend (best friend); KateThe proprietress of Ershe Store; [Chi Shui] Chi Yueshan's younger brother; The daughter of sister Wen Lingxiu; Some words are incorrectly used 47 race snow and bully frost, Chinese idiom, pinyin is sài xuě qī shuāng, which means to bully: to exceed. Colder than snow, colder than frost. A metaphor for expression of coldness and severity. From the twelfth and third chapters of Wenkang's "Heroes of Sons and Daughters" of the Qing Dynasty: "The girl had such a dream, and the mention of her son brings back his iron-clad heart and his face of fighting snow and bullying, and tightens the grip." [Usage]: used as predicate, attributive; used in metaphors. Bear the brunt, Chinese idiom, Pinyin: shǒu dāng qí chōng, which means the first to be attacked or encounter a disaster. Both of these are in the hardest-hit areas. If you include some battle themes, you have to add "triumph". "Triumph" is a wrong use, but in recent years, it seems that the dictionary has been changed for "illiteracy (ridiculous tone)". If I (semi-illiterate) really don't know the original meaning of the words, it would look fine. But in the past, Chinese language studies were deeply engraved in my mind, but now I feel uncomfortable remembering them. [1~395+] In the first stage, characters and different contracts appear. 382 After all contracts end, the status of the main characters in the book will be refreshed. At first it was fun to watch it from a God's perspective, but later on I got tired of watching it due to aesthetic fatigue. Here's a spoiler of the plot so far: a forty-meter sword made of sugary quenching fluid. I see the knife for the candy behind it. This is basically knives for the sake of knives, which belongs to the wholesale of industrial blades. Each stage adds some character background, and the silky combos later become a fixed routine. Cyber poisonous chicken soup emo, and then the male protagonist makes a saucy comment and gets over it. 248"It's all God's will", including the emphasis on fate later. When I read this in the novel, I wanted to laugh until I fainted. The author is God. 266Liu Qingqing's big thunder exploded. 382The "June 10th" node in the book ends the contract period. Seeing this progress, we can talk about the introduction. {Succubus} is considered. By the way, the question that reflects the title is about two hundred chapters later. {Chasing husband} is considered. {Relaxed and funny}? , What a liar. {Campus Daily} This part of high school is condensed into more than 20 chapters. I didn't understand the content of the university clearly. {No system}Currently none. {Not reborn} is. {Sweetness} accounts for about 1:9. Apart from the quenching fluid and abrasive, the 40-meter sword seems to contain a little sugar, but it is still a knife in essence. Nowadays, it can be said that female videos are very flavorful, but fortunately there are not many distorted ideas and the author's private goods.
It is a book that I think is invincible in the early stage. It has tears, laughter and plot conflicts. It gives people a very addictive feeling and makes people want to watch the subsequent plots. But after the protagonist started to travel and came back, something was wrong with the book. It gave me the feeling that I had never been able to live a hard life. There was no topic? Then create another character, and add the character inexplicably, which gives me a feeling that I have exhausted my talents. If this is foreshadowing, then I admire the author greatly. In short, this book ends after the protagonist goes on a trip. I think it will be a readable masterpiece and totally worth reading. With each heroine, multiple parallel universes can be written in the form of extras, so that everyone can have a happy ending.
This book is really good. As long as it doesn't collapse, I think it will be popular. I hope the author can maintain his own rhythm. This kind of subject especially wants me to read the later stages. There are only slight flaws in the front. I feel that the rest of the book is handled very well.
I stayed up late to finish reading it. When I read it, I felt a strange feeling in my heart. In the words of the book, it is a "feeling of tethering", especially when the female protagonists fell in love with the male protagonist, but the male protagonist treated them very coldly, it was so exciting. My view on stocks is that none of them are possible, because they are just customers of Luxing. There is not much sense of immersion in this book, and the whole process is viewed from an objective perspective. However, it is this contrast between the male and female protagonists, who are as indifferent as Lu Xing, that gives people a unique experience. After thinking about it for a while, it should be a common female video book after sexual transformation, right? I can somewhat understand why those girls like to watch 😳. One last thing to mention, the author should be a boy.
That's right, that's so right. This is how I felt when I watched female videos before. It's so right. People spend so much money to buy the emotional value. The male protagonist's professionalism is really outstanding. At the same time, the shaping of the male protagonist's feelings is the finishing touch. A person who plays many roles but doesn't know who he is. This is what I want to watch. Jin, so awesome
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