I Told You to Slay Demons, Not Have Their Daughters' Babies!

Name: I Told You to Slay Demons, Not Have Their Daughters' Babies!
Author: Muscular Man Whines Cutesily with a Tail

让你斩妖，没让你跟妖女生娃！

by Muscular Man Whines Cutesily with a Tail (猛男撒娇带尾嘤)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 534k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Eastern Cultivation
Updated: 7mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Supposedly: sweet romance, yandere, rebellious disciple, everyday life, lighthearted, doting dad, love rivals... A complicated mix, but this is a slice-of-life story, a slice-of-life story, a slice-of-life story! We can’t say it three times without meaning it!]

Li Qingming was a gifted young swordsman, hailed as the future leader of the righteous path, until a demonic sect enchantress captured him on an expedition into a secret realm.

A man may be killed, but never humiliated!

Even if I die, I’ll humiliate you first!

When Li Qingming woke from unconsciousness, he discovered that the arrogant enchantress had actually let him go.

Several years later, a porcelain-doll-like child carrying a travel pack knocked on his door and announced in a clear, sweet voice:

“Daddy, I finally found you!”

Staring at the face that looked about four-tenths like his own, Li Qingming was speechless for a long time.

When the little one showed up, it was only natural that the older one would follow.

“Get away from me, you enchantress!”

“Don’t come any closer!”

Li Qingming shut his eyes in despair, tears of humiliation and helplessness slipping down his face. “Don’t even think about making me have another child with you!”

Other names

Witch, Get Lost! Don't Even Think About Making Me Have Your Baby Again!妖女滚啊！休想再让我跟你生娃！Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

218Chapters

4.3kReads · 30 days

3.4MReads · all time

303Shelves

8.9Score

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Your story is exceptionally well-written, in my opinion. You are a truly exemplary citizen. However, there's one thing that's amiss: your writing is incredibly slow, extremely slow. I hope you can improve on that. <(--)>
58 likes2y ago
The author writes very well; the story is well-structured, and both the male and female leads are very distinctive, especially the daughter. I even identified with the father in the story, and suddenly I understood the fathers' hatred for the "ghost fire" teenagers.
58 likes2y ago
So good! So good! So good!!! Too short, isn't it? Don't want a single female lead, I'd love two female leads, three female leads are also acceptable!! O(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓
53 likes2y ago
It's pretty good, especially the daughter, who's incredibly cute and sweet. There's also a car. It's just that there haven't been many updates yet, and the audience is a bit small. Hopefully, the main character will regain his power and at least become the master again! ❤️
53 likes2y ago
A superb slice-of-life cultivation novel. I haven't felt time fly by in ages; I finished it in no time. Although there aren't many chapters yet, the romance is very well written, especially the daughter, who is incredibly cute. It seems to have multiple female leads.
44 likes2y ago
This is truly beautiful. I genuinely love my daughter. I'm not trying to mislead or disgust anyone; this book is genuinely wonderful.
42 likes2y ago
OK, it's very good. The plot is coherent, the emotions are delicate and rich, and the male and female leads each have distinct personalities. The male lead's child is both silly and adorable, and also heartbreaking. The everyday details are good, and the pacing... Well, you know what I mean. 😏
39 likes2y ago
Personally, I feel the author handled the romantic relationship between the demoness and the protagonist quite well; it was very engaging. As for the rest… emm, I'm not sure if it's a single-female-lead or multi-female-lead story. I personally prefer a single-female-lead 🥺 because so far, Pei Zhinan has sacrificed so much for the protagonist, while the romantic relationships between the other two…
38 likes2y ago
It's so beautiful! I'm such a doting father. My daughter is so adorable, such a sweet and considerate little darling.
38 likes2y ago
This is the first time I've seen such a well-written slice-of-life dad story on Tomato. Author, keep up the good work! Please don't give it a bad ending!!! And please, no angst, no angst!!!
35 likes2y ago