Funny Urban Stories That'll Make You Laugh So Hard at Midnight Your Mom Kicks You 都市搞笑,半夜笑死,被妈踹。
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- 501 Enlisting, Starting with Soldiers Assault 从士兵突击开始入伍 [A Fictional World, Don’t Take It Too Seriously!] [No System. The golden finger only improves physical fitness; it’s nothing miraculous! No going with San Duo!] The protagonist, Li Xiang, couldn’t enlist in his previous life because of his health. Reborn into a military family in a new world, he doesn’t realize until after graduating from college that he’s in a military drama. After being specially recruited by Old A, he begins his military career. 25.2kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves
- 502 Eight Years of Humility, Then My Heart Died in an Instant 八年卑微,一朝心死 Eight Years of Humility, One Moment to Lose Heart 82Reads—Score—Shelves
- 503 The Jianghu Tales of Liutiao Hutong 柳条胡同之江湖往事 Zhang Tianyu is a baby who transmigrated into the world of The Young Lady's Husband. As the second son of Zhang Lao'er and the younger brother of Zhang Tianming of Liutiao Alley, just see how Zhang Tianyu stirs up the business world after returning to China. 988Reads8.5Score—Shelves
- 504 On Our Wedding Night, the Bride Urged Me to Go After My Ex-Girlfriend 大婚之夜,新娘催我去追前女友 On Our Wedding Night, the Bride Told Me to Go After My Ex-Girlfriend 56Reads—Score—Shelves
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I Turned the Apocalypse into a Game 我把末日世界做成了游戏
This game is way too realistic! Hauling bricks, running errands, picking up trash, delivering packages… At most, a company can make you experience the hardships of 996. Here, you get to experience 007, with overtime piled on top. All right, enough talk. The great Lord Lin Yuan is calling me to haul bricks. That lord said that as long as we work hard and offer up our livers, next month he can get himself another set of brand-new divine gear. Then he’ll take us to explore a whole new map, where w
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- 506 Willow Lane: Winds of Change on the Alley 柳条胡同之风起胡同 After staying up all night watching an ad-free extended cut of the eldest daughter and son-in-law videos on DY, Su Xing is too distracted to focus. When a passerby cries out, Su Xing finally notices that the billboard above his head is about to come crashing down. At that moment, he has only one thought: if he gets the chance, he wants to give Huo Yining a good beating, too. 2.6kReads8.5Score100Shelves
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A Cherished Silver Bracelet 珍藏一条银手链
As children, Zhang Min and Guo Tingting accidentally fell into the river while playing by the bank. Li Zewen rescued them. Years later, after graduating from college, Li Zewen became their teacher. Due to family circumstances, Zhang Min dropped out of high school in her second year and went to work. Years later, she became a sales representative at a valve factory, while Guo Tingting became a nurse at the county hospital. To their surprise, Li Zewen became the man her best friend was set up with
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- 508 After Her Death, She Returned to Age Seventeen 她死后重回十七岁 After her death, she returned to the age of seventeen. 12Reads—Score—Shelves
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I’m Going Wild in the Update-Halt Management Bureau 我在断更管理局癫翻全世界
[Comedic Infinite-Flow + Unhinged Power Fantasy + Absurd Humor + Slow-Burn, Sweet 1v1 Romance] [Fill-In-the-Blanks Agent Who Goes Wild vs. Cross-Dimensional Sucker of a CEO] Jiang Mian transmigrates into an abruptly discontinued novel. The moment she opens her eyes, her own mother has her strapped to an operating table, ready to harvest her kidneys. The System pops up with an announcement: "Welcome to the Abruptly Discontinued Novel Management Bureau!" Job description: Become the heroine of an u
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- 510 New Utopia 新,乌托邦 [Political Thriller] [Montage Style] [Psychological Oppression] [Dystopian] (The story moves slowly at first, but more kinds of ghosts will appear later.) The calamity ended, and a city-state rose from the ground. People called it the New Utopia. Beneath its gleaming order, those in power were no longer human. Monsters wore human skin and occupied positions of authority. Their visions were linked, and everything was under surveillance. A colossal beast hung in the sky, while monsters roamed th 2.3kReads—Score195Shelves
- 511 I’m a Lord. Letting Me Choose My Heroes Is Only Natural 我一个领主,自选英雄很正常吧 [Lordship + Tower Defense + Farming + the Myriad Worlds + Lighthearted Comedy] Wu Wei had no System, no golden finger, and had not been reborn. He was the kind of young man with nothing going for him, and had already decided to cling to his father's not particularly sturdy leg with all his might. In this age when everyone could become a lord, anyone had a chance to awaken a Lord's Heart and venture into the boundless void. There, at the beginning and end of the Myriad Worlds, they could set o 22kReads8.4Score1.9kShelves
- 512 Venerable Lord of Acacia 合欢尊主 Hedonistic Lord 106Reads—Score—Shelves
- 513 I'm Just a Minor Actor, Yet Goddess Liu Sishi Is Throwing Herself at Me? 我一个小演员,女神刘思诗倒贴? After transmigrating to a parallel world, Yang Mu becomes an actor! Fortunately, he gets a golden finger! He can get stronger just by delivering famous lines from movies and TV shows while playing a role? When he’s told to play a bandit: “You only make a few hundred a month. Why risk your life for this?” When he’s told to play an assassin: “This man is my dearest friend, my sworn brother. You’ll have to pay extra!” When he’s told to play a warlord: “I don’t eat beef!” When he’s told to play a eu 11.7kReads8.2Score714Shelves
- 514 Your Majesty, You Can't Escape 女王大人别想逃 Your Majesty, Don't Even Think of Escaping 8Reads—Score—Shelves
- 515 The Eighth Book by Youzha Qiutian 油炸秋天的第8本书 7.7kReads7.9Score323Shelves
- 516 My Mother-in-Law Is My Top Supporter 丈母娘是我榜一大姐 My Mother-in-Law Is My Top Supporter 113Reads—Score—Shelves
- 517 Great Wall Watch: Leading a Global Counterattack in Another World 长城守望:带领全球反攻异界 [The counterattack has begun + perfect ending with no loose ends + Fourth Calamity + fight back against player invasions + lighthearted power fantasy + no heroine + no suffering for the protagonist + invincible + national destiny] The Fourth Calamity descends, and the era of the Phantom Realms begins for everyone. Players from other worlds invade, and the national destiny Phantom Realms of one great power after another are defeated. Panic spreads across the globe. Everything changes the day Fang 52.8kReads9.3Score7.5kShelves
- 518 Guys, My Brother’s Got a Girlfriend! It’s My Ex! 兄弟们,我哥脱单了!对象是我前女友! Guys, My Brother Is Finally Dating! His Girlfriend Is My Ex! 132Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Court Hears My Thoughts: I Slack Off and Enjoy the Gossip! 满朝文武听我心声,我摆烂吃瓜!
[Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Goofy Comedy + Gossip + Doing the Bare Minimum] This is not a no-romance story! There isn’t much focus on romance, though, and the male lead isn’t human! If you’re okay with that, come on in! After finally becoming the daughter of a respectable family in ancient times, she’s determined to treasure this wonderful life! After transmigrating, Lin Mo spends over a decade living like a lazy fish, planning to keep it that way. But her father worries she’ll starve, so
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- 520 Showbiz: I Hid My Secret Savings and Got Kicked Out by Boss Yang 娱乐:偷藏私房钱被杨老板赶出门 (Showbiz + romance + one heroine) Lin Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes Boss Yang's assistant and husband. After he secretly stashes away some private savings, she's kicked him out of the house, exposing their relationship in the process. At this point, he successfully activates a System. From then on, he uses the skills rewarded by the System to make a name for himself in showbiz. To get more rewards, Lin Feng has to play the sly one and pull a fast one on Big Honey from time t 7.8kReads8.6Score350Shelves
- 521 Pole Fiend 杆煞 Pole Fiend 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 522 A Crowd-Favorite Husky Goes Viral on a Dating Show for Being Hilarious 万人迷二哈在恋综靠沙雕爆红 [Absurd comedy, entertainment industry, livestreamed dating show, a touch of everyone’s favorite] Shi Ha transmigrates into a book as a universally hated supporting character. Her mission is to crush the universally adored heroine and stage a successful comeback! The moment she appears, the audience bursts into angry jeers: “Can Shi Ha get off the planet already?!” But on the dating show… To her sworn enemy, she says, “I’ll get you a tortoise. Raise it well, and it can see you off when you die.” 8.1kReads9.5Score1.8kShelves
- 523 Great Ming: I'm a Prince, Can't I Enjoy Myself? 大明:皇子的我还不能享受享受? I'm no good at writing introductions. This is a new book by a new author. He transmigrates to the Zhizheng era, and the System blows up. What! I'm actually the Prince Qin Min, who did every evil thing imaginable? The second legitimate son of the Hongwu Emperor, Zhu Yuanzhang! He died young. After his death, Zhu Yuanzhang personally wrote a memorial condemning him: "Since you were sent to your fief, you have earned no good reputation. You kept company with petty men, indulged in wine and women, a 37.1kReads8.8Score2.3kShelves
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My Years of Ghost Hunting Among the People 我在民间捉鬼的那些年
Chinese-Style Horror, No Female Lead My name is Xu Jian. I’m 26, and I studied Taoist arts under a Maoshan priest for several years. Over the years, I’ve seen all kinds of things. After doing this long enough, I realized that ghosts aren’t scary. What’s truly frightening are the things people can’t get past in their hearts. All I do is help them say what needs to be said and settle their debts once and for all. People call me a Celestial Master of the Taoist sect, but I’m really just an ordin
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A Hundred Million to Buy My Man? 一万两想买我男人?
Ten thousand taels for my man?
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- 526 The Outcast: I Copied Zhang Zhiwei's Talent and Then Decided to Lie Flat 一人:复制张之维天赋后我躺平了 [The Outcast fan fiction + starts with the Three-One School + Eight Extraordinary Skills + Divine Mask (bringing together Heaven’s three most rebellious figures) + no/one female lead + invincible from the early-to-middle stages + longevity] After transmigrating to the world of The Outcast, Lu Xuan is introduced by the Old Master of the Lu family and successfully becomes the disciple of the sixty-fourth Celestial Master, Zhang Jingqing. He becomes the youngest junior brother of Zhang Zhiwei and t 7.4kReads7.4Score414Shelves
- 527 Sect Leader, Please Behave Yourself 掌门,请自重 Sect Leader, Please Mind Your Manners 17Reads—Score—Shelves
- 528 The Palace Maid Keeps Embarrassing Herself Every Day 宫女她每天都在社死的路上 [Transmigrate into a book + inner thoughts + System + regret-and-redemption arc + secret identities] As the story’s disposable cannon-fodder bug, Zhou Shengsheng thinks she can reincarnate perfectly as long as she keeps the plot on track. But these three men are each stranger than the last. When she was a palace maid, they treated her like a plaything. She thought she could put on a new secret identity and get back at them for everything she had endured. But their reactions leave her baffled. Th 8.9kReads9.4Score1.7kShelves
- 529 Doomsday Game: I Get Stronger Just by Staying Home! 末日游戏:我宅在家里就变强! [Shelter] [Management and Construction] [Rotating Apocalypses] [Cautious Male Lead] An apocalyptic game descends, and people across the globe are randomly assigned shelters. The disasters rotate every month! Extreme heat! Absolute cold! Falling meteorites! Plant mutations! Monsters on the rampage! Extreme disasters sweep the globe. People have to keep venturing out to explore and gather resources, frantically upgrading their shelters just to cling to life amid countless catastrophes. Su Yi is ju 28.8kReads7.9Score1.9kShelves
- 530 The Divine Emperor's Contract Beast Is Actually Female?! 神帝的契约兽竟是母的?! The God Emperor’s contracted beast is actually female?! 4Reads—Score—Shelves
- 531 She Goes Crazy, He Has Her Back: No One Dares Cross Them on the Dating Show 她发疯,他兜底,恋综谁都惹不起 [1v1, ultra-sweet + hilarious + showbiz + transmigrate into a book + face-slapping] [Hilarious sweetie celebrity vs. all-around movie star who plays the pig to eat the tiger] Right after transmigrating into a book, Shi Er'er is ordered by a scumbag to pole dance on a livestream watched by a million people. Shi Er'er yanks the pole out of the ground and performs a whole staff routine, then knocks the scumbag out with two hard blows. The comments go wild: "That's badass!!!" When the scumbag tries 33.6kReads9.5Score5.4kShelves
- 532 You Want Me to Pretend to Be Your Boyfriend and Go Home? I'll Make the Act Real! 让我假装男友回家?我假戏真做! [System] [One female lead] [Urban] [Adorable child] [The short drama based on this novel is now available. The actress is gorgeous, and the show turned out even better than my writing. If you’re interested, check it out on Hongguo. If you like it, remember to leave a thumbs-up! _(:з"∠*)_] After seeing through my childhood sweetheart’s money-grubbing, two-faced act, I happened to find out that my beautiful, long-legged Northeast Chinese buddy, who’d been with me for years, was being pressured by 24.5kReads8.4Score1.5kShelves
- 533 She Is a Zombie 她是僵尸 She Is a Zombie 16Reads—Score—Shelves
- 534 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押,你们都变王八 [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 24.1kReads9.6Score3.5kShelves
- 535 NBA: Trading McGrady from the Start Shocks the League NBA:开局交易麦迪,震惊联盟 [NBA + Owner + General Manager + Coach + From the Start] In the summer of 2005, Yang Li was reborn in Texas. He used a winery as collateral to buy the Houston Rockets. The first thing he did as owner set the entire NBA ablaze! He traded away the team's star player, Tracy McGrady! Then he used the first-round lottery pick he got in return to draft Chris Paul! He traded for an All-Star power forward to pair with Yao in the frontcourt! With a series of brilliant moves in the offseason, he assembled 6.9kReads7.9Score444Shelves
- 536 She Stands Exposed to the World, While You Shield Her from It 她露天下,你遮人间 She bares herself to the world; you shield her from it 17Reads—Score—Shelves
- 537 You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走,那我的精神病呢? [Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you 56kReads9.6Score7.7kShelves
- 538 League of Legends: You Block My Contract? I'll Poach Uzi! 联盟:你卡我合同?转手拐跑乌兹! In the S6 Summer Split finals, RNG is completely dominated by EDG, losing 2–0. Lin Kong, the substitute mid laner, is told to take the stage. Facing the invincible EDG, Lin Kong flatly refuses and awakens the Slacking Makes You Stronger System. While everyone else plays ranked, he livestreams product sales. While everyone else reviews their games, he sleeps. When the coach chews him out, he doesn't talk back. Instead, he logs into Honor of Kings and flirts with girls. “Ding! Congratulations, Hos 2.3kReads8.3Score117Shelves
- 539 After Mistaking Me for Someone Else, the Tyrant Dotes on Me Like an Enemy 认错人后,暴君把我当仇人宠 After Mistaking Me for Someone Else, the Tyrant Dotes on Me as His Enemy 53Reads—Score—Shelves
- 540 Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿:虐文女主好像有那个大病 [Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin 9.2kReads9.5Score1.3kShelves
- 541 Showbiz: A Top-Tier Star's Career Begins When Boss Yang Adds Him to the Wrong Group Chat! 娱乐:顶流从杨老板拉错群开始! [Entertainment industry + extra sweet romance + no System] Su Yu transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes an artist signed to Big Honey's agency. Because of copyright issues, he's chosen to take it easy and enjoy life. Then Big Honey suddenly adds him to a strange group chat. [You've been invited by Boss Yang to join “Our Happy Family”] Yang Mom: “!!!! Welcome, son-in-law!” Yang Dad: “The kids are right here! Can't you be a little more composed? So, when are you two getting married?” Su Yu: 9.3kReads8.9Score581Shelves
- 542 The God of War Says We Should Switch Wives 战神说换个老婆 The God of War Said to Get a New Wife 34Reads—Score—Shelves
- 543 Hong Kong Films: More Children, More Blessings, and I Can Summon an Endless Army 港片:多子多福,我能无限爆兵 [Multiple heroines, no exclusive pairing] [More Children, More Blessings] [Decisive and ruthless] [No holier-than-thou heroine] He transmigrates into a Hong Kong movie world, becoming the heir to the East Star Society and binding himself to a More Children, More Blessings System. He can grow stronger simply by having more children. Chan Ho-nam: Big B, there are too many of them. We can't win! Big D: I have more men and money? Compared with Luo Tianhao, I'm just a nobody. “Ding...” Successfully e 31.7kReads9.0Score2.9kShelves
- 544 My Future CEO Self Can Read Minds. What's the Big Deal? 我未来霸总,会点读心术怎么了? This is a female-oriented novel!!! [An outwardly aloof, gentlemanly male lead who’s a complainer on the inside x a beautiful, poker-faced female lead who’s actually a goofball] When people transmigrate into a book, they usually become either a wicked supporting character or a pretty extra. Shi Liaoliao transmigrates into a book as the male lead’s personal servant. “It’s been so long since I’ve seen the young master smile so happily.” “This is the first time the young master has brought a woman h 11.9kReads9.4Score1.7kShelves
- 545 Sword Venerable, Stop Chasing Me 剑尊别追了 Sword Venerable, Stop Chasing Me 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 546 I Was Reborn as a Scripted Murder Victim, and Every Suspect Fell for Me 穿成剧本杀死者,嫌疑人都爱上我 [Ridiculous Comedy + Beloved by Everyone + Clearing Her Name in Showbiz + A Harem-War Showdown] Shen Xiaoyan transmigrates into a murder mystery game as the victim, a washed-up actress hated by the entire internet. Her killer agent, her cold-blooded, straight-laced boss, and a top-tier star idol are all prime suspects who want her dead. To stay alive, she has no choice but to put her clever little brain to work. But she ends up being a little too clever. Not only does she successfully clear 10kReads9.3Score1.7kShelves
- 547 Rate the Land: My Money Comes Blowing in on the Wind 率土:我的钱是大风刮来的 [Gaming + No Female Lead + Not Mindless + Conquest] The Land of the Earth, once the leading SLG game, saw most of its players quit after updates such as the morale system were introduced. Ye Han, a longtime player, wakes up and finds himself back two years in the past, and bound to a cash-rebate System. With the rewards from the System, Ye Han returns to the game and becomes the alliance’s big spender. No one to take a city? Ye Han activates Grand Rewards for the Three Armies! No one to fight? Y 6.4kReads9.4Score293Shelves
- 548 My Neighbor Cusses Me Out Every Day 隔壁邻居每天都在骂我 My Neighbor Keeps Cursing Me Every Day 78Reads—Score—Shelves
- 549 Spiritual Qi Revival: I Win Every Bet 灵气复苏:我,逢赌必赢 [Battles between characters from different worlds] [Acquire characters from all realms as spirit guardians] Blue Star. The Arena of Myriad Heavens has arrived. Yang Fan, who transmigrated here, recognizes almost every contestant. With his cheat-like advantage, he’s been winning so much he’s practically numb to it. Other people use their few spirit guardians as bodyguards, but he uses his to build an army spanning all realms. Retsu Unohana versus Momonosuke Kozuki? Tsk, tsk, tsk. Yang Fan says Mo 8.5kReads8.6Score534Shelves
- 550 Quick Transmigration: After the Tragic-Novel Heroine Gets a Unhinged Script 快穿:当虐文女主拿了疯批剧本后 In every tragic romance, the heroine is tormented by the hero until her heart is torn apart, and her heart, kidneys, and brain are cut out. Yet the heroine loves the hero without fail, devoting herself wholeheartedly to her career as his doormat. Now Jingsha has become the heroine of a tragic romance. She's obsessive, unstable, scummy, and downright crazy. She torments the male lead, then the male supporting character, then the female supporting character. In the end, they all love her but can n 8.9kReads9.3Score1.5kShelves

















































