Funny Urban Stories That'll Make You Laugh So Hard at Midnight Your Mom Kicks You 都市搞笑，半夜笑死，被妈踹。
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- 551 He Waited Ten Years for That Slap 那一巴掌，他等了十年 He waited ten years for that slap 7Reads—Score—Shelves
- 552 When Doctors Get a Simulated Operating Room 当医生有了模拟手术室 Zhang Yi was on the verge of being fired by the hospital when he unexpectedly gained a “super cash-power”! Not only can he accurately pinpoint the source of a patient's illness, he can also perform surgery every day, and he's always the lead surgeon! From appendectomies to organ transplants! From ventriculoperitoneal shunt surgery to pancreaticoduodenectomy; From replanting a severed index finger to embolizing intracranial aneurysms... Before long, Zhang Yi becomes the youngest all-around expert 24.7kReads9.2Score1.8kShelves
- 553 I'm a Goofball, You're a Goofball, We Were Born to Be Geniuses 我沙雕你沙雕，我们生来是天骄 This novel is also known as The Tough-as-Nails Heroine Makes Her Name Through Being Ridiculous [The nation's darling + mysticism + entertainment industry + no romance] When the Ghost Realm heard that Lin Yao had become a celebrity, they breathed a sigh of relief. Surely she wouldn't torment them anymore now that she was famous? So they went to the human world to cause trouble, having the time of their lives. Lin Yao flashed a talisman and smiled. “Three sentences, and I'll make you die 108 times 3.3kReads9.1Score566Shelves
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The New Age of Countercurrents 新逆流时代
Top business fixer Chen Qiming was betrayed by his closest friend and wife in his previous life. He died unjustly, his family destroyed. Now he wakes up back in his college days with nothing to his name. His mother is gravely ill, while his childhood sweetheart remains steadfastly by his side. In this life, he swears to turn his fate around and protect everyone he cares about. Starting with a few covert battles on campus, he uses his previous life's insight into human nature and his foresight in
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- 555 After That Night, I Became the Cultivation World's Public Enemy 那一夜之后，我成了修仙界公敌 After That Night, I Became the Public Enemy of the Cultivation World 72Reads—Score—Shelves
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Doomsday: While Everyone Else Goes Hungry, I Pick Up Girls 末日：别人饿肚子，而我捡妹子
The whole world changed overnight, and more than ninety percent of the population became the walking dead! Plants and animals grew in defiance of nature, and all kinds of mutated monsters appeared one after another! This wasn’t just the end of the world. It was a grand feast celebrating the splendor of life!
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- 557 The Vicious Female Supporting Character Went Viral After Causing Trouble on a Dating Show 恶毒女配在恋综花样作妖后爆红了 [Absurd and illogical] Nan Yan had already completed missions in more than ninety angsty romance novels when she transmigrated into a novel about a beloved star in the entertainment industry, becoming the same-named villainess and being bound to an Anger-Inducing System. She joins a dating reality show alongside the heroine. To rack up anger points, Nan Yan goes all out causing trouble. Unexpectedly... At first, netizens: When is Nan Yan getting out of the entertainment industry? Later, netizens 1.3kReads9.3Score247Shelves
- 558 You're Poor. What Does That Have to Do with Me? 你穷，关我屁事 You’re broke. What’s that got to do with me? 32Reads—Score—Shelves
- 559 Oh No! I Tore Up the Script of Destiny 糟糕！我把天命剧本撕了 Immortals and demons coexist, and sects stand everywhere. The truth of the world is that every ten thousand years, the “Heavenly Fate Script” opens, drawing a group of chosen “Children of Destiny” into the same era to fight one another in a brutal trial of survival. The final victor attains the Dao and claims a place among the immortals. The Heavenly Dao is merciless, and all living beings are but pieces on its board. —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Reborn: I Don't Want to Give Up a Single One 重生之我一个都不想放弃
Urban life + comedy + reborn + scheming + dark-hearted protagonist + entrepreneurship + romance (all sweet, no angst...) Cao Yuan'an didn't want to be reborn, but during a scuffle, a domineering older woman kicked him as if it were all a game. When he opened his eyes again, he was back ten years in the past. Faced with a chance to live his life over, Cao Yuan'an soon made a plan. Make money? Not a chance! Even a dog wouldn't bother!!! Get revenge? Absolutely. He had to settle the score! He would
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- 561 Jinlian's Tofu Stall 金莲豆腐摊 When Pan Jinlian, poisoned to death in the Song dynasty, opens her eyes, she discovers she has become a twenty-two-year-old widow running the Golden Lotus Tofu Shop by a Chongqing wharf in 1934. This time, Jinlian swears she will sell tofu and nothing else, but the “enthusiasm” of her neighbors in Republican-era China leaves her amused and exasperated: a ninety-year-old scholar comes by every day…, an eight-year-old brat wants to become a tofu maker, and the tailor across the street always b 22Reads—Score—Shelves
- 562 I Wanted to Be a Good Person, but Brother Ming Shattered My Daoist Resolve 我想做个好人，明哥却毁我道心 Multiple heroines + jealousy and rivalry + romantic entanglements + wish fulfillment + lighthearted comedy + college life No dropping the story, no dragging things out. No ambiguous relationships, no endless back-and-forth. Building a bright future starts with you. Cao Yuan’an says that under Jiao Ziming’s guidance, he simply can’t manage that at all… 21.5kReads8.6Score1.8kShelves
- 563 Call Me the Corpse Ancestor: It All Began with Refining My Fated Female Corpse 请叫我尸祖，从炼化本命女尸开始 Prologue · The Family Rules My family has three ancestral rules: First, never do business with anyone wearing a black suit and a silver-gray tie. Second, after midnight, if you hear someone knocking in a pattern of three short knocks followed by two long ones, hold your breath until the knocking stops. Third, and most important: every man in the Chen family must find a way to "marry" a thousand-year-old corpse once he turns twenty-two. For a hundred years, my family observed the first two rules, 141Reads—Score—Shelves
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After a Thousand Simulations, I Have a Speedrun Strategy for Escape Games 模拟一千次，我有逃生游戏速通法
[Print edition on sale February 21 at 7 p.m. Please show it lots of support!] [Infinite-flow + fast-paced + funny + invincible protagonist + no female lead + no angst for the protagonist] [Across the four streets, east, south, west, and north, ask around and find out who’s the boss] [Don’t compare yourself to others. Just look at you: who do you think you are?] The White Tower descends, and the entire world enters death-instance mode. Zheng Xun, bound to an infinite simulation System and forced
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I Did It, Daoist! Three Flowers Gather at the Crown! Huh? 道爷我成了，三花聚顶！嗯？
[Laugh-out-loud comedy] [A goofy, hilarious protagonist] [Mostly lighthearted slice of life] [Invincible] [A cure for the blues] Good news: I’ve got a cultivation System. Bad news: The System transmigrated without me. Good news: I can still contact the System. Bad news: These System missions seem a little off. In the city, Chen Jiamu looks at the mission he’s received: [Go to Mount Wudang and join a sect!] So he takes an overnight train to Mount Wudang. [Host has successfully joined Mount Wudang
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I Just Have Lots of Skills, So Why Does Everyone Call Me a God? 技能多而已，为什么都说我是神？
[Comedy + Spiritual qi revival + One heroine + Passionate action + Nearly invincible protagonist + Unconventional ideas + Plundering the gods] Synopsis One: After transmigrating, Xin Yuan awakens the Hand of Replication, which lets him copy and enhance other people’s abilities. But his luck is so bad that he only manages to copy a low-level ability. Then, to his surprise, a young female examiner at his test turns out to be a top powerhouse with an SSS-rank talent! [SSS-rank talent, Ice Age, succ
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The Sword Immortal Rises 剑仙崛起了
The story follows Mo Wuchen, a once-gifted genius whose talents are crippled. Rising from the bottom, he defeats everyone who stands in his way and eventually becomes the ruler of an entire continent.
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A Group Text Confessing My Love, and My Aunt Cries That I Sent It Too Late? 告白短信群发，小姨哭诉发晚了？
Su Yang transmigrates to a parallel world, becomes a small-time streamer, and activates a mission System. Only this System isn't exactly respectable. [Today's livestream mission: Send a mass confession text. The mission is complete as soon as you hit send.] [Note: From ninety-nine-year-olds to toddlers who can just walk, any age or gender!] Su Yang: … “Everyone dies someday, but not from public humiliation!” [Refuse a mission and the System will be forcibly reclaimed!] Su Yang: “Damn it, th
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I Just Want to Redeem Myself, but I Keep Gaining More Lackeys 只想洗白，奈何小弟越洗越多
The short dramas [Boss, Your Brothers Are All Outside] and [Righteous to the End: Hongxing] are now available to watch. [Reborn + Underworld Boss + Ensemble Cast + Making Money Legally + Passion and Loyalty + Comedy] In his previous life, underworld boss Xiang Yue was sentenced to ten years in prison. His men were either arrested or killed. In this life, Xiang Yue leads his men down the straight and narrow, rising to the top. “Xiang Yue's here! Run!” “Stop crying, or I'll have Xiang Yue come tak
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Grandpa Starts a Rebellion in Another World, While I Rule the Modern City! 爷爷异界造反，我在都市无敌了！
[Urban, school life, everyday life, campus belle, supernatural powers, keeping a low profile] In the middle of the night, someone knocked on the bathroom mirror. Xiao Fan discovered that his grandfather, Xiao Hai, who had been missing for nine years, was contacting him through a treasured artifact called the Void Mirror. The emperor of another world was incompetent, and his grandfather, who had mastered the art of cultivation, had actually launched a rebellion. Through the mirror, Xiao Fan could
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- 571 League of Legends: Call Me the Führer LOL：叫我元首大人 Unify Runeterra and write a great legend. My skills are limitless, my life eternal. I cannot die or be destroyed. I kick the Darkin and punch the Celestials, planting the Empire's flag in every corner of Runeterra. Standing atop Mount Targon, Garan asks calmly: “Who else!?” “No one understands Zaun better than I do. I'll make Zaun great again!” “Noxus? I'll show them what real war looks like.” “Demacia? I'll shove Hextech down their throats and tell them that backwardness means getting beaten.” 8.4kReads9.4Score671Shelves
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I Launched the Immortal Realm Version of Douyin, and the Holy Land Ancestors Lost It 发布抖音仙界版，圣地老祖破防了
[Cultural invasion of the cultivation world] + [Lighthearted comedy] Lin Ye transmigrates into a cultivation world where righteous and demonic factions are locked in mortal opposition, becoming a demonic overlord who has gone undercover in the righteous path. If war breaks out between the two sides, he’s as good as dead. Fortunately, he awakens the God-Tier Entertainment System. It gives the entire cultivation world access to the internet and brings over a host of entertainment devices and apps
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I, the Ultimate Schemer: The Empress Calls Me a Living Yama 我，最强毒士，女帝直呼活阎王
[Search Tomato to watch the short drama: The Third Greatest Stratagem of All Time] Gao Yang transmigrated to the Great Qian Dynasty just as the Empress ascended the throne and began recruiting talent from across the land. So he volunteered himself as a poison strategist! The Empress: “Suppose you personally wiped out your enemy's entire family. As you looked at the bodies scattered everywhere, you suddenly realized there was still a child in the house. What would you do?” Gao Yang: “I'd say, ‘Re
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- 574 No Future as an Outer Sect Disciple? I Have a Pocket Dimension 外门弟子没出路？我有洞天一座 An ordinary mortal's tale: cautious, ruthless, no holier-than-thou heroes, everyone is smart, and the emotions run deep. Armed with a pocket dimension, the protagonist raises spirit beasts, takes in mysterious beauties, grows spirit herbs, and receives help from all around him as he steadily advances. The tone is light and cheerful. The protagonist won't suffer, but the cruelty of cultivation remains. Wang Yang transmigrates to the cultivation world by chance, only to open his eyes and discover 74.4kReads7.8Score7.7kShelves
- 575 In Search of Fate in the Weiwei Realm 寻命维维界 The protagonist, Liu Zhongyi, transmigrates to the world of Weiwei, where two great guardian gods descend from the heavens and identify him as the chosen one… In this world, cultivating immortality is forbidden. He must find five beautiful women, each associated with one of the five elements of metal, wood, water, fire, and earth, and gain supernatural powers in order to save the world of Weiwei… This is a lighthearted comedy, full of foreshadowing, gripping twists, and constant surprises. Join 667Reads8.6Score—Shelves
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Merit-Hammer King: He Hammers the Yandere Empress Until Her Scalp Goes Numb 功德锤王：锤的病娇女帝头皮发麻
[Male-Oriented Fantasy, Multiple Heroines, Hammer King, Merit +1, Character Growth, Empress, Comedy, Old Cao, No Taking Losses, No Idiots, Epic Struggle] Wu Yi was sentenced to death from the start, but awakened the Hammer King System and obtained a hammer of boundless merit. Every time he hit someone with his hammer, he'd earn merit. Starting with a single hammer, he could hammer out anything he wanted. From then on, he became the Hammer King, either hammering someone or on his way to hammer so
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- 577 Who Told Him to Set Up a Divorce Counseling Stall at the Matchmaking Corner? 谁教他在相亲角摆摊离婚咨询的？ Li Hang, a divorce lawyer, unexpectedly became bound to the Matchmaker System. Li Hang: “...System, I'm a divorce lawyer. Are you sure you've got the right Host?” Boss: “Companies everywhere are cutting salaries and laying people off. Without this job, you're nothing.” Li Hang: “I'll quit tomorrow and start selling jianbing. Buy a jianbing guozi and get free legal advice! Not 99, not even 9.9!” Unreasonable Client: “Lawyer Li, you must know lots of divorced clients. Could you introduce me to one 5.6kReads8.5Score666Shelves
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Equal Masses: I Can Exchange Anything 质量相等，我能交换一切
Livestreaming + Humor + Everyday Life + Lighthearted + Prize Wheel Gacha + No Main Heroine + Meme Mashups + Myriad Worlds + Catgirls Plenty of boss fights and hilarious scams, all kicked off by one word: “Exchange.” From the start, Su Yu awakens the conceptual skill Equivalent Exchange. After losing a figurine, he exchanges it for a virtual interface that lets him use emotion points to draw cards on a prize wheel. “My turn. Draw!” [Obtained a bag of trash] [Obtained a bag of insanely cool golden
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The Horse-Riding Hidden Scheme 走马藏局
Geomancy and the Yin-Yang arts rule the world, while the Jianghu is full of schemes! At twelve, Shen Qianfan became an orphan and was cast adrift in the Jianghu. He grew up teaching himself from books scavenged from trash heaps, cleared his father's name, and pressed on through one Jianghu con after another, setting schemes and breaking them, navigating schemes within schemes. He cut a path through every obstacle, built a business empire, and leveraged his influence to establish a regional milit
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Online Romance Turns Real: Is the Rich Lady Actually a Male Streamer? 网恋奔现：富婆竟是男主播？
Qin Fei, a male college student majoring in broadcasting, eagerly went to meet the “rich older sister” he'd been dating online. But waiting at the bus stop was the washed-up, sleazy streamer Ju Huatai, driving a Ferrari and holding a bouquet. “I've already booked a room. Since we're here...” “Get lost, you disgusting pervert!!!” A chaotic, disastrous meet-up brought together two people who had nothing to do with each other. It also led Qin Fei into the world of livestreaming, where one hilarious
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- 581 After My Wife Killed Me, I Automatically Reborn 被娘子砍死后，自动重生 After his wife chops him to death, a bug triggers and he keeps being reborn. He goes drinking at brothels and gets chopped to death, then reborn! He tries to get frisky, gets chopped to death and reborn again! He discovers his wife’s secret, gets chopped to death, and is reborn once more! Only the male lead is reborn. The female lead has no memories, and time and again she mistakenly thinks he’s a martial arts expert and draws her blade on him... At first, he can’t even withstand a single move. 2.3kReads8.3Score213Shelves
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Finger of Misfortune! Whoever I Point At Gets Unlucky! 厄运手指！指到谁谁倒霉！
Here's the bottom line: never point at people carelessly, or someone could die! Yu Baiyi never imagined that a food delivery guy like him would become the most mystically gifted person in Fengjiang City. He only wanted to make money quietly, but his abilities wouldn't let him. He advised his older brother to try stone gambling. The result: a 25-kilogram piece of imperial green jade was found in a pile of rejects, earning them 800 million! Someone threatened him with a knife. The result: before t
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- 583 Reborn as Zhang Cuishan: Master, Save Me! 重生张翠山，师尊救我！ People say that if Zhang Cuishan had just shouted, “Master, save me!” not one of the Six Major Sects would have made it down the mountain that day. Who knows if that's true? No one actually wanted to kill him. His and his wife's deaths left the Six Major Sects in an awful predicament. They'd gone there to rid the martial world of a menace and uphold its moral order. To keep the fine young man Zhang Cuishan from going astray, all they wanted was for him to reveal Xie Xun's whereabouts. After that 3.1kReads8.3Score198Shelves
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You're the Richest Man Alive, So Why Are You Opening the Car Door for Customers Yourself? 你一个首富，亲自给顾客开车门？
Standing before you is Yicheng City's top scorer in the college entrance exam, a millionaire entrepreneur by his freshman year, founder of Dami Tech after dropping out in his sophomore year, the man who made Dami Tech the country's number-one company by age 26, worth hundreds of billions by 28, founder of Dami Motors at 29, and the richest person in the country at 30. His bank account holds billions in cold, hard cash. He's the head of Dami Tech Group, founder of the Dami Standards Alliance, the
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My 1970 我的1970
Thank heaven for giving me the chance to be reborn, but why did I have to go back to when I was seven? I even have to pretend I don't recognize the characters I know. Otherwise, they'll definitely think I'm possessed. Believe it or not, Mother would kill the family's big rooster just so she could secretly invite a spirit medium over to drive the ghost out. Guess I'll just have to lie low!
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I Sweep Through the Cultivation World with My Bullshit Coins 我靠吹牛币横扫修仙界
"Cheeky charm + feel-good fiction + scheming + lighthearted + sly tricks + shameless + hilarious" Wu Niubi somehow hit the jackpot and got bound to a Bragging System. It’s simple and ruthless: the more outrageous his boasts, the more cultivation coins he gets! While everyone else cultivates by miserably meditating and practicing every day, pinching pennies to buy pills, he just has to flap his lips and make something up. For instance, if he yells, “I can punch the stars out of the sky,” the Syst
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- 587 EN Fantasy: Starting Blind, I Cultivate with an Erhu 玄幻：开局瞎子，从拉二胡开始 (The short drama is now streaming: Fantasy: Beginning with Two Springs Reflect the Moon) [Spending Life + Grinding and Lying Low] "Once a song breaks the heart, where in all the world can one find a kindred soul?" From the start, he transmigrated as a blind man and became a street musician. [Two Springs Reflect the Moon: LV2 (1/10000) Effect: Unblocks qi and blood, opens the meridians, dispels dampness, and warms the body] He is a blind street musician who wipes out an entire gang for 136.7kReads9.6Score14.1kShelves
- 588 EN The Bystander's Self-Cultivation in a 1970s Transmigration Novel 穿书七十年代吃瓜群众的自我修养 Have you ever transmigrated to a different scene just by blinking? Lin Yuzhu has. She transmigrated in a daze to the 1970s. No, she transmigrated into a book. She has a System, and the female lead is there too. There are also supporting female characters, but she isn't one of them. She's just an onlooker who wandered into the story by mistake. As an onlooker, she gets to watch the drama unfold every day. She doesn't want other people's dogs, and she doesn't get involved in other people's busines 97.4kReads9.6Score8.9kShelves
- 589 Wise Men Avoid Love, and the Noble Consort Wants No Responsibility 智者不入爱河，贵妃不想负责 Being a beggar would be better than being in the harem. Shen Qing is despairing over her current identity. The female lead won't appear for another two years, and Shen Qing is the lowest-ranking consort in the male lead's harem. Her father is useless, and she has neither money nor power. It seems her only option is to wait for the emperor's favor. To make matters worse, she has a face that attracts trouble. If she fights for influence, she has no leverage; if she doesn't, she'll just get bullied 42.4kReads9.5Score5.1kShelves
- 590 Online Game: I'm the Only One Who Can See Hidden Information 网游：只有我能看到隐藏信息 [Comedy + Memes + Playing It Safe + Old-School Passion + SSS-Rank Talent = ???] Ye Bai awakens an SSS-rank talent, bears the name Asura, embarks on the path to invincibility, and forges himself into the strongest of all! (Crossed out) This is a funny story about a group of people saving the world. Nightmare: “Tell me, do you have nightmares?” Wuhen: “You’re so cocky. Did you ask my sword first?” Xiaoyao: “How boring.” Asura: “In a century filled with great figures, only Nightmare, Wuhen, X 86.9kReads9.3Score6.4kShelves
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Hey, Classmate, That's Enough! The School Rules Can't Take Any More 同学，快收手吧！校规真写不下了
[Lighthearted comedy + internet memes + satisfying power fantasy] Lin Yuan transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a college student. Just then, a livestream show called Campus Watch begins filming at his school. From then on, the school gets a whole lot of outrageous rules. School rule: Using a bedsheet as a parachute is prohibited. School rule: Secretly testing blood types in biology class is prohibited. (A student tested a classmate’s blood type, discovered they weren’t related, and the
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Just for Laughs: A 28-Year-Old Has a Young Party Girl Lose It 纯乐子文：28老登让精神小妹崩
[World of edgy girls + multiple female leads + fun + shameless protagonist] After awakening the Love-Hate System, Lu Yan discovers that making women love and hate him earns him love-hate points, which he can use to draw prizes. He suddenly realizes that the edgy girls he used to look down on can actually provide a massive amount of love-hate points! So Lu Yan sneers at them even as he infiltrates their ranks. Absurd, goofy, unhinged, and melodramatic. If it doesn't make you laugh, I'll eat my ha
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Journey to the West: Sun Wukong Eats Tang Sanzang and Kills Zhu Bajie 西游，孙悟空吃唐僧肉，杀猪八戒
Five hundred years after their journey to the West, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Tang Sanzang, and Sha Wujing reunite. This time, they aren't going west to fetch the scriptures. They're searching for the forty-nine sariras to bring Buddha Tathagata back to life. A fearsome demon, the Ape Ghost King, is wreaking havoc across the Three Realms, and only Buddha Tathagata can pin him beneath Five Finger Mountain. Five hundred years have passed, and everything has changed. Sun Wukong loves eating Tang Sanza
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- 594 From the Start, I Become an Old Geezer and Make a Young Spirit Girl Lose It 开局成为老登让精神小妹崩 He gets a Show-Off System that rewards him whenever he shows off in front of a woman. Showing off to an old, wrinkled spinster: five-star hotels, Ferraris, a huge villa, a fortune worth hundreds of millions, and the domineering CEO lifestyle... Showing off to a young party girl: Boss, put a duck leg, grilled sausage, braised egg, and dried tofu in my chicken-leg rice... On one side is a wrinkled old spinster demanding a car and a house; on the other is a girl so young and fresh that a 20-yuan re 2.4kReads7.3Score242Shelves
- 595 What a Disaster! I Refused to Bind with the System, and It Made Me Reborn 惨！拒绝绑定，系统给我干重生了 [Reborn]+ [Reject the System]+ [Trickster]+ [Get Rewards for Refusing]+ [I’ve Shamelessly Milked the System Dry] Good news: I passed the imperial examination. Bad news: I awakened the Rejection System! A Rejection System? You think I'll let a piece of junk like you ruin my future? Lin Luo: “I refuse to bind!” System: “Hehe, congratulations, Host! You correctly matched the binding phrase. System binding successful. Rebirth initiated!” Wait, System, I... In the blink of an eye, I was reborn. Syste 9.5kReads7.6Score1.2kShelves
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After the Divorce, I Got a Pocket Dimension 离婚后，我有了随身空间
A man turns forty, loses his job, fails at stock trading, and gets divorced. So what? I’ve got a pocket dimension, and from now on, I can live freely in the city! A middle-aged man’s easygoing life after gaining a pocket dimension. The story starts slowly, with a focus on everyday life and relaxation, and features two cats. [If you don’t like pets, this one isn’t for you.] In the middle, he travels between two worlds; later, he battles for supremacy across countless realms! [A feel-good story.]
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I Can Improve the Quality of My Superpowers 我能提升异能品质
[Invincible + Comedy + Everyday Life + No Angst] Huaxia can’t contain him anymore, so they send him abroad. The protagonist never behaves like a normal person: he charges people to use the school toilets, lists the school for sale online, steals his classmates’ red bellybands, swindles black-market con artists, robs the black market, hauls exotic beasts away in a sack, sells his superior’s car, and then goes abroad to cause trouble. What? You have an SSS-rank ability? Sorry, all of my abilities
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Factory Work: The Beautiful Factory Darling Won't Marry Anyone but Me 工厂打螺丝：美女厂花非我不嫁
[Urban High Martial Arts] [Urban Supernatural Powers] [Invincible] [Satisfying Read] [Wild Imagination] Lin Tao was discussing with a few coworkers which of the new female employees was the prettiest. One coworker asked which of the women he would choose as his wife. Lin Tao was just about to answer when he awakened the Invincible Sign-in System, which contained all kinds of magical little gadgets. At once, Lin Tao decided that if he was going to pursue anyone, it would be the prettiest girl in
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- 599 Welcome to My Scripted World 欢迎来到，我的剧本世界 [Transmigrate into a Book + Infinite-Flow + Scripted Games + Survival + One Female Lead] In this era, we're all headed for the end. The blossoming of miracles granted by the gods, the struggle between humanity and the uncanny, extraordinary creatures, forbidden books, a paradise of reincarnation... The price of fate's gifts was marked long ago, hidden from view. “My name is Jiang Qing. I'm sorry, but after tonight, I'll disappear forever.” “When I open the door ahead, there will be no way back b 87.3kReads9.0Score7.8kShelves
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After the College Entrance Exams, the Myriad Worlds Exam System Strikes 高考后，诸天高考系统来袭
[System + Transmigration + Myriad Worlds + Martial Arts + Fanfiction + Cultivation + Magic + Apocalypse] After transmigrating for eighteen years, I was certain there was nothing supernatural in this world. I just wanted to finish the college entrance exam, lie flat, and slack off! But the moment the exam ended, the Myriad Worlds College Entrance Exam System forcibly bound itself to me! It turned out the supernatural had been lurking right beside us all along, beyond the sight of ordinary people
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