Funny Urban Stories That'll Make You Laugh So Hard at Midnight Your Mom Kicks You 都市搞笑,半夜笑死,被妈踹。
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The Broken Imperial Seal 残玺
“Anger is commonplace, but a smiling man is inscrutable...” Inspired by a hidden chapter of real history, this tells the story of a wild strategic-level scientist’s rise and growth. The premise is fresh, fantastical yet grounded in reality, and encompasses history, the workplace, the military, scientific research, national security, criminal investigation, elaborate schemes, murder, and modern high-stealth espionage, high-tech hacking, and high-intensity aerospace electronic warfare. The ending
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Marching Out of the Ten Thousand Mountains to Reclaim Our Homeland and Expand Our Borders 兵出十万大山,复故土拓新疆
Liu Yongfu went up the mountain to gather firewood. In a dream, an old man told him that he was a mighty general who should defend his home and protect his people. When he woke, he also had a new set of memories from the future. Liu Yongfu decided that, besides defending his homeland, he should find the Han people a place to settle, help them survive more than a decade of war and natural disasters, and fight against imperialism... [Some parts of this story take liberties with history, or happen
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- 453 Fierce Snow in Guandong 关东烈雪 Fierce Snowfall in Kanto 4Reads—Score—Shelves
- 454 I Was Just Enjoying the Gossip, Then I Picked Up a Transmigrator's System 我就吃个瓜,捡走穿越者系统 [Dual Transmigration]+ [Comeback of an old-timer]+ [The sly Sixth]+ [Picking up a transmigrator’s System]+ [Milking the System for all it’s worth before the dumb System catches on] Lin Luo witnessed an old man who’d transmigrated from ancient times being taken away as a lunatic outside the school gates. To his surprise, the transmigrator’s System accidentally mistook him for its Host and bound itself to him. Host: Lin Luo. You are middle-aged and your body is worn out. Heaven has granted you the 48.2kReads8.9Score4kShelves
- 455 After the College Entrance Exam, I Used My Foresight to Become a Tycoon 回到高考后,利用先知成富豪 By a twist of fate, Chen Feiyu returns to the day after his class reunion, held after the college entrance exam. Using his information advantage, he makes up for past regrets. From the start, he sets his sights on the Brazil World Cup to earn his first fortune, then uses his expertise and memories to grow his money in the stock market. He also keeps in touch with his high school crush and his senior from university, wins the hearts of both beauties, and becomes a winner in life! 2.6kReads—Score107Shelves
- 456 Ashes of the Parasol Tree: The Evening Breeze Can't Reach an Old Flame 梧桐烬:晚风不渡旧情人 Ashes of the Wutong: The Evening Breeze Cannot Carry an Old Flame 7Reads—Score—Shelves
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Cooking Snow Beneath the Pines, Listening to the Years Flow By 松间煮雪听流年
(Invincible protagonist, satisfying contrast, everyone gets a happy ending, absolutely no angst) Deep in Mount Taixu stands a nameless little temple. The old Taoist who lives there does little each day beyond sweeping snow, brewing tea, and listening to the wind. Then one day, a badly wounded nine-tailed fox tumbles through the temple gate. The old Taoist sighs, pulls a sword sealed away for a thousand years from his sleeve, then turns around, chops some firewood, and brews the fox a cup of tea.
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- 458 Delta Force: The Guaranteed Drop Is Always Red, and the Whole World Is Losing It 三角洲:保底必出红,全球破防了 [Delta Force] [Overpowered protagonist] [Cheats from the start] [No pretending] When veteran Delta Force player Su Heng transmigrates to a world where Delta Force has invaded reality and ushered in an era where everyone searches, fights, and extracts, he awakens the Delta Force Prodigy System from the start. He gets Fourth Calamity and a massive, upgradeable 4×4 sixteen-slot secure container right from the start. His body is digitized, pain is no longer an issue, and he can respawn endlessly wh 10.2kReads9.0Score1.3kShelves
- 459 Blazing Wilds Forbidden Zone: The Beautiful and Dashing Senior 《炽野禁区:学姐她美又飒》 Blazing Wilderness Forbidden Zone: The Senior Is Beautiful and Daring 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 460 Oh No! I've Become the Male Lead in a Regret Novel 坏了!我成后悔文男主了 (A ridiculously satisfying story, with a payoff in three chapters. If you're not satisfied, come fight me!) (New book out! Title: I'm a Green Tea! Am I the Chosen One?! Protagonist: Fang Chang! Hope you'll show it lots of support!) (Decisive, wildly satisfying, funny, with lots of Dragon Kings and villains! The male lead arrives in his own body, and it's always been him. This gets explained later; it's foreshadowing. No toxic plot points. The author is well-behaved and obedient!) In a simp st 69.6kReads8.6Score7.9kShelves
- 461 A Strange Sacrifice in Republican-Era China: Bloodshed at the Opera House, Ghosts Slaughtering Evil, Ten Thousand Souls Returning to the Abyss 民国诡祭:戏楼血煞·群鬼屠邪·万魂归墟 Republic-Era Occult Sacrifice: Bloodshed in the Opera House, a Host of Vengeful Ghosts Slaughtering Evil, Ten Thousand Souls Returning to the Abyss 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 462 I Use Myself as Bait Every Day to Help My Policewoman Wife Hit Her Targets 为了警花老婆业绩,我天天当诱饵 Guo Shengyuan was a spoiled rich kid who did nothing but party and cause trouble! At last, Heaven couldn’t stand it anymore! Its first move was kidnapping... then killing the hostage... He thought he was done for, but policewoman Bai Xiaoxi saved him... And she paid for it with her life! Twenty years have passed, but he still can’t forget the smile on the policewoman’s face as she lay dying in his arms... One morning, he woke up to discover he had been reborn at eighteen! Policewoman! I’m coming 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 463 I'm a Taoist Priest. What's Wrong with Knowing a Few Spells? 我一个道士,会点法术怎么了 Anti-cultural export + cultivation + livestreaming + Daoist priest + System + spreading the Dao in America + no couples + no female lead + no spiritual qi revival + scheming protagonist Also known as: Spreading the Dao in America, Shocking the Eagles Every Day Chen Xian, Daoist name Xuanyun, is known in the martial world as the well-mannered young Daoist, the Cultivator's Version of Homelander, and the Enlightened Master Who Follows His Every Whim. His motto: “This Daoist does whatever he wants! 54.7kReads9.0Score4.4kShelves
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At the Wedding: I Kicked My Fiancée, a Brother-Obsessed Gold Digger 婚礼现场:脚踹扶弟魔未婚妻
[Urban cultivation, invincibly satisfying] Shocking! At their wedding, his fiancée demanded an extra 300,000 in bride price! The reason? Her younger brother's girlfriend's family had demanded 500,000. Su Ming, penniless and helpless, had no choice but to face the situation on the spot! At the crucial moment, the Strongest Tycoon Selection System activated. “Ding! Selection available!” “Option One: Dump Li Na and walk away. Reward: a Porsche 911 worth 3 million.” “Option Two: Forgive Li Na and go
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Contractual Danger: The CEO’s Defaulting Wife 契约危情:总裁的违约娇妻
Contractual Peril: The CEO's Runaway Bride
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- 466 The Godfather of Entertainment: From Wooing Women to Global Box Office Legend 娱乐教父:从泡妞到全球票房神话 [Showbiz] [System] [Feel-Good] [Lighthearted Comedy] “A jerk? No, I just want a sincere relationship!” Ye Su transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes an obscure actor at Yang Mi's company. He awakens a System, but can't complete the beginner mission, leaving him useless for five whole years. On the final night of his contract, he gathers four friends for a spectacularly embarrassing social-death challenge as a farewell ceremony. But Yang Mi suddenly shows up and inadvertently helps him comp 34kReads8.9Score2kShelves
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The CEO Has Fallen for Her 总裁他沦陷了
The CEO Has Fallen for Her
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System: I'll Start by Ruining the Myriad Worlds' Public Image 系统:诸天万界人设塌房从我做起
The first volume is fairly entertaining. The second volume is a Matrix side story. I thought it was pretty good when I wrote it, but after reviewing it while writing the third volume, Smiling, Proud Wanderer, I realized the second volume wasn't very well executed. Only the supporting character Cypher appears in the second volume, a character readers who've seen the movie will remember. Almost everything else has no impact on the main plot. Recommendation: Readers can skip the second volume and
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I Started Livestreaming and Started Winning by Doing Nothing. Pulling Off Stunts Is All Up to Fate 开播就躺赢,整活全靠命
[Livestream] [System] [Absurd] [Comedy Shenanigans] [Funny] [Female Streamer] [Urban Slice of Life] Jiang He: Thanks for asking. I'm in the city and just got bound to a System. Its function is simple and straightforward: go live and win without lifting a finger! Money? Traffic? It all comes rolling in while I lie around! I just don't know why the vibe in my Livestream is so weird. An interview with a passerby turns into an arrest scene. A late-night snack leads to an antiques case. I go for a wa
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- 470 Back to 2006: I Really Don't Know How to Trade Stocks 回档2006,我真不懂炒股啊 This is the story of an ordinary man's rise, also known as Zhou Yang's Speculation Journal. In his previous life, Zhou Yang had never set foot in the stock market, and he was a failure in every sense. He returned to 2006 with a notebook that recorded stock movements. Zhou Yang witnessed this tumultuous era. He entered the stock market and went up against the market manipulators, started businesses with friends, and began his career as a speculator. After countless setbacks, he finally gained eve 6.8kReads8.4Score547Shelves
- 471 He Always Wants to Tap My Acupoints 他总想点我穴 He Always Wants to Tap My Acupoints 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 472 The Three Lives of Jiajia: My Husband Is the Hero of a Web Novel 佳珈三世书-我夫君是网文男主角 The Book of the Third Generation of Jiajia: My Husband Is the Male Lead of a Web Novel 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 473 This Is Crazy, the Professor Had Triplets for Me 疯了,教授给我生了三胞胎 [System + Stay-at-Home Dad + One Female Lead + Sweet Romance + Rich Protagonist + Everyday Life] Jiang Chen breaks up right after graduation and prepares to start a business and make a big splash. He has just sworn off dating for three years and vowed to make a few million first when he suddenly gets a call telling him that the girl of his dreams is pregnant with his child and about to give birth. Jiang Chen: ??? When he arrives at the hospital, he is completely stunned. The girl of his dreams t 33.2kReads8.7Score3.1kShelves
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One Slash, One Demon: Bro, Are You Done Pretending? 一刀一个妖魔,不是哥们不演了?
My name is Su Wuji. I physically transmigrated to a world where demons and monsters have returned 22 years ago. I thought I could live in peace, but it turns out everyone in this world is out of their minds! A demon is eating people, and I cut it down with one stroke, yet someone still shouts, “A demon’s life matters too”? I’ll give you two slaps right here! I joined the Demon-Slaying Bureau and became Jiangcheng’s most fearsome “Demon Crusher.” A night-crying demon possesses villagers? One
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- 475 My Motorcycle-Riding Bad-Boy Husband 骑摩托的“黄毛”老公 The "Blond Punk" Husband Who Rides a Motorcycle 9Reads—Score—Shelves
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This Emperor Is Not Only Lazy, He’s Also Rude 这个皇帝不仅摆烂,还没有素质
Ying Yi transmigrated into a strange dynasty and became an emperor! But Ying Yi had no desire to be emperor. All he wanted was to find a reasonable way to die and abdicate as soon as possible, so he could go back and inherit his hundreds of billions in wealth! So he set out on a path of nonstop suicide by bad decisions! Politics is all about compromise, but Ying Yi never compromises! The empress dowager wreaking havoc in the harem? He chews her out! The literary, lovesick empress? He chews her o
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- 477 Online Game: Being a Troll Is Just Too Freaking Cool! 网游:当老六简直泰裤辣! To make a living, Yang Xietian enters a game called Radiance. Drawing on his experience with games, he maxes out his Charm at 10 points. He expects to earn just enough to get by, but early in the game he obtains a Super Divine Ring. With his top-tier Charm, sinister good looks, and silver tongue, Xietian shamelessly gets quests from NPCs time and again. While undertaking an S-rank quest, he meets the gentle beauty Lin Xiaoxiao, saves the fiery little demon Yu Xiaofu with his sword, charms the lo 19Reads—Score—Shelves
- 478 You Can't Get Away 你,跑不掉了 You Can't Get Away 12Reads—Score—Shelves
- 479 War of Resistance: A Militia Regiment from the Start, Rising to Become the Mightiest Warlord 抗战:开局民兵团,晋升最强军阀 [War of Resistance + Republican Era + System + Building an Independent Army + Great Counteroffensive] After transmigrating to northwestern Shanxi, Su Changqing becomes the spoiled young master of the wealthy landlord Su family and awakens an arms-dealer System. The System offers every kind of supply imaginable. It has everything from basic guns, ammunition, and medicine to advanced heavy artillery, tanks, and aircraft, even entire production lines… All he has to do is kill enemies to earn 227Reads8.0Score137Shelves
- 480 Shocking! Grandma at 76 Looks So Young 惊!76岁奶奶保养太好 Shock! This 76-Year-Old Grandma Looks So Young 10Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Time-Space Patrol 时空巡逻队
What do you do if King You of Zhou stages the Beacon Fire incident, but Bao Si doesn't laugh? No problem. I'll be more beautiful and more depressed than Bao Si. King You of Zhou, are you up for the challenge? What do you do if Liu Bang is about to die at the Hong Gate Banquet? No problem. Just take down Xiang Yu and his wife. What do you do if Li Longji doesn't fall for Yang Yuhuan? I'll tie Yang Yuhuan up and stuff her into your bed, okay? What do you do if Zhu Qizhen is about to flee at Tumu F
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A Family of Hopeless Romantics, Except for the Evil Little Junior Brother 满门恋爱脑,唯有小师弟正的发邪
[No System + Slow-Burn + Cautious Protagonist + Funny and Lighthearted] The senior apprentice brother is love-struck, and the second senior apprentice brother is burdened with a blood feud. The third senior apprentice sister has loved and fought the Demon Lord through three lifetimes, while the fourth senior apprentice sister is a white lotus. The sect leader left the sect for love, and the uncle-master ventured deep into the demonic path for the woman he loved... Neither immortal nor heroic, th
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- 483 The Invincible Hall Master: Every Disciple Helps Me Cultivate 无敌馆主,全馆学徒都在帮我修炼 [High-martial world + disciple rewards + stat allocation + no heroine + invincible + ...] Mo Lingyun transmigrated, poisoned and crippled, abandoned by his family. He took over the Mo Family Martial Arts School in Shuixi County, a remote city. Everyone thought this was the end of a great prodigy. But Mo Lingyun unexpectedly gained a god-tier Martial Arts System. Taking on disciples or teaching martial arts at his school earned him breakthrough points. … [Basic Master-Disciple System: Disciples' 665Reads6.4Score104Shelves
- 484 I Regretted Marrying Him 嫁给他后我后悔了 I Regretted Marrying Him 7Reads—Score—Shelves
- 485 I Want This Person for the Rest of My Life 我要这个人一辈子 I Want This Person for the Rest of My Life 3Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Demon Venerable of Three Thousand Years Is Writing a Thesis at the Academy? 三千载魔尊竟在学府写论文?
Urban cultivation + subverting tropes + invincible protagonist + hilarious comedy + the Myriad Worlds The Eternal Night Demon Venerable wakes from a three-thousand-year slumber during an archaeological livestream. His first words: "What's the Wi-Fi password?" He's shoved into a university for "reeducation." The professor's laws of the universe are just his old drafts. He gets reported for cheating after taking on five players in an esports match, and draws a circle on a soda can to seal a camp
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The Peerless Poison Strategist Backs the Empress 无双毒士,力挺女帝
[Masterful political intrigue + empress + poetry + contrasts + lie flat + power of capital] From the start, a princess is poisoned and hunted down, but Shen Liuxiang mistakes her for the top courtesan on a pleasure boat. By day... well, by day and night, they have heart-to-heart talks. The princess sighs: “Better not to be born a woman. For a hundred years, our joys and sorrows lie in other people’s hands.” Shen Liuxiang laughs: “Come on, take a look at this book, The Legend of Wu Meiniang.” The
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Death God of the Night 黑夜杀神
Hunted from the start, I barely escaped with my life. I fought to defy fate, launching attacks and taking down countless powerful opponents. Born with a beautiful face... I hope you enjoy the story. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well!
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- 489 My Ex-Boyfriend Doesn’t Dare Touch Me 前男友他不敢碰我 My Ex-Boyfriend Doesn't Dare Touch Me 98Reads—Score—Shelves
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Becoming an Immortal Emperor Is All Thanks to My Enemies' Efforts 成就仙帝,全靠敌人的努力
What would it feel like if every side effect of your cultivation were borne by your enemies? And so Liu Shunyi began frantically practicing forbidden arts and life-draining techniques. He even started madly cultivating methods that would wreck his foundation. First, he wanted to raise his strength as quickly as possible. Second, these techniques were powerful. Third, his enemies would bear every cost and adverse effect anyway. What’s more, he could even cultivate using his enemies’ talents. What
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- 491 City of Heartbreak 情伤都市 My new work is out! Come read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 995Reads—Score—Shelves
- 492 One Kick, One Big CEO 一脚踢出个大总裁 One Kick Lands Her a CEO Husband 3Reads—Score—Shelves
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I Really Do Have a Soft-Rice-Eating King System 我真有一个软饭王系统
“Over 99 percent of the Host’s cells are dormant. You meet the basic requirements for living off others. Bind the system?” “Yes, yes! Bind it, right away!” Warning: To successfully live off others, you must first learn self-discipline!!! Warning: It’s a soft life, but you’ll still have to work hard. If you don’t like workaholics, don’t open this. Warning: The protagonist will live off lots of people (and animals). If that bothers you, don’t click.
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Siheyuan: I Wield My Brush and Stir Up the Storm 四合院:执笔搅风云
Reborn in 1952, Wang Ping'an transmigrates to Courtyard No. 95 on Nanluoguxiang. Alone in the world, he seems like a timid, easily bullied orphan to his neighbors. He makes a living writing articles and stories, often drawing on the people and events in the courtyard for inspiration. Anyone who deliberately gives him a hard time or schemes against him ends up as a villain in one of his stories, and the rumors soon spread throughout the entire compound. Everyone assumes he is a helpless writer,
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I Willingly Took the Bait 我,甘愿上钩
I Willingly Took the Bait
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After My Ex-Boyfriend Acquired the Company 公司被前男友收购以后
[Lazy, bootlicking heroine + arrogant Capricorn who buys your company when you dump him + workplace romance + sweet pampering = rekindled love] The thing Tong Nian regrets most is making a bet with her best friend during her freshman year to flirt with the aloof campus heartthrob Liao Yuncheng. And somehow, it worked! Her second biggest regret is that a year later, she dumped him in a daze, only to be dragged onto his blacklist. His reason: he had no shortage of ordinary friends. N years later.
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- 497 The Love Confession That Night Was Meant for My Father-in-Law 那晚情话,全说给老丈人听了 Those Sweet Words That Night Were All Meant for My Father-in-Law 7Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Hot-Blooded Hunter: God’s Assault 热血猎人神之袭击
[Survival] [Hunting] [Fighting the Japanese invaders and looting their gear] [Cultivation] Wang Fei has just entered the world of cultivation when he's forced into becoming a live-in son-in-law. One blow shatters his dantian, setting him on a long road from staying alive to rising to greatness. Though he has lost his cultivation, he takes countless disciples. This novel was not written by AI. Every word was painstakingly typed out by the author, who only hopes readers will enjoy the story in its
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- 499 The Hired Other Woman 雇来的第三者 The Hired Third Wheel 3Reads—Score—Shelves
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Awakening the Emotion System: Am I Going to Prank Everyone Now? 觉醒情绪系统,我要恶搞他人了?
Spiritual qi revival, comedy, one female lead. The protagonist, Bai Luo, awakens an Emotion System and begins a life of pranking people. The angrier you get, the stronger I become. If you stop being angry and start feeling sad, aren’t you just giving me more items? If you get happy, I get even more items. So, how does that make you feel? Go on, get mad. It’ll only make me stronger.
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