Funny Urban Stories That'll Make You Laugh So Hard at Midnight Your Mom Kicks You 都市搞笑，半夜笑死，被妈踹。
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Time Stop from the Start, Even Evil Gods Have to Kneel Before Me! 时停起手，邪神也得给我跪下！
[Time Stop + Apocalypse + Superpowers + Arrogance + Forgetting Your Roots + Rejecting Inner Turmoil] Bai Ye transmigrated to the age of the Great Cataclysm, two hundred years in the future. This world was full of danger, its people were honest and simple, and mutated beasts ran rampant. But he wasn't worried. Because he could stop time for one minute every day. If he didn't use it today, he could save it up for tomorrow. When time across the world hit zero, he would be the only one who could mov
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Prime Minister Zhuge's Northern Expedition, Liu Shan Leads Wei Yan in a Surprise Attack on Chang'an 相父北伐，刘禅率魏延奇袭长安
A purple-gold crown binds his hair. He wears a red brocade robe embroidered with flowers from Xichuan, armor linked with beast-faced plates, and a beautifully crafted lion-patterned belt. In his hand is a gleaming gold, tiger-headed spiked club, and beneath him is a Fire Dragon steed. And you're telling me this is Liu Shan? Liu Shan: “For internal affairs, ask Imperial Father. For external affairs, ask the Chancellor. If there's anything else we can't decide, ask Wolong!” Zhuge Liang: “Your Maje
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A New Life Every Day: I Cheat Like Crazy Around the World 每天换命，我在全世界疯狂开挂
[Smart protagonist] + [Feel-good power fantasy] + [Comedy] + [Wild imagination] Every day at exactly noon, Lin Zhou is forced to switch to a different life. One second, he's a rich young heir set to inherit three billion; the next, he's a food delivery rider being hunted over bad reviews in a torrential downpour. Corporate drudge, master chef, boxer, gambling king, ruthless legal counsel... Most people only get one life. Lin Zhou changes his every day. Until one day, the whole world discovers th
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I’ve Already Got No Manners, So Why Should I Let You Have Your Way? 我都没素质了，你让让我怎么了？
[Showbiz + Reverse Transmigration into a Book + Absurd Comedy + Unhinged + Putting Scumbags in Their Place + Wish-Fulfillment + No Romance, Just Messing with People] Warning: The female lead hits people. Don't read if that's not for you. The author's not in the best state of mind and is making things up as she goes. Readers who demand historical accuracy, beware. While other people transmigrate into books, Yun Luo transmigrated out of one. Yun Luo discovered that time had stopped in her world. S
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Has Master Adapted to Modern Society Yet? 师尊今天适应现代社会了吗
[Goofy Immortal Venerable + spiritual qi revival + refuses to join the authorities] After failing his tribulation, Li Huaiyuan’s soul travels into the body of a boy on Blue Star who shares his name. He thinks that if he devotes himself to the Dao, he is sure to return to the peak of his power. Then he discovers that this colorful world is far more entertaining than cultivation. Just as he decides to give up cultivation altogether and enjoy life, bizarre monsters descend upon the world! Evil
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Infinite Shadow Clones: Find the Original and I’ll Admit Defeat! 无限影分身，找到本尊算我输！
[Seriously Ill Teen + No Female Lead + Mischievous Clones + Real-World Instances + Unlimited Restarts + Lighthearted Comedy + Rivers of Blood + Not a Cowardly Survival Story!] [Sequel: “Stars: I’ve Never Lost, So Why Are You Calling Me a War Criminal?”] In a revived cultivation world, Tang Gao gets the Shadow Clone Technique from the start. His shadows can idle automatically, project their consciousness, and enter all sorts of instances based on the real world to reap rewards. What’s more, Tang
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- 607 Silliness Needs No Origin, but a Green Tea Climbs the Ranks Fast 沙雕不问出处，绿茶上位迅速 [Going wild + livestreaming + dating show + entertainment industry + goofy and ridiculous + light ensemble cast] Jiang Nianyun had just inherited 800 million from her stepfather when she transmigrated. And she ended up in the body of the internet’s most hated scheming homewrecker! Her ex betrayed her, the whole internet hated her, and she was penniless. Whatever. She’d just go completely off the rails! She never expected that working hard would get her criticized, while acting completely unhinge 60Reads6.5Score—Shelves
- 608 Too Many Goofballs in the Spirit Realm, So the Female Side Character Takes the Lead in Causing Chaos 修灵界太多沙雕，女配带头风骚 [Goofy Heroine × Cool Top Disciple, Comedy + Memes + Unhinged Antics + No Moral Boundaries] Just after her love letter reaches the male lead, Yu Li, Ruan Xin suddenly awakens to the fact that she’s become the wicked female antagonist in a novel where everyone dotes on the heroine. Looking at the male lead, who’s as cool and distant as an exiled immortal, Ruan Xin declares: “The first rule of staying alive is to draw your sword. So I’ll take out my crush first.” To avoid the fate of being disembo 8.3kReads9.0Score1.1kShelves
- 609 Clones Are Pointless Unless You Use Them to Stir Up Trouble 分身，不用来搞事情将毫无意义 [No Saintly Heroics]+ [No Female Lead]+ [Ensemble Cast]+ [Everyone Is Evil]+ [Stirring Up Trouble]+ [Just Here for the Fun]+ [The Main Body Is a Master at Laying Low] This is a story about someone who uses his clones to stir up trouble, seize resources, and pursue immortality. Being a clone is hard. You're either causing trouble or on your way to cause trouble. A step-by-step guide to destroying a sect, a dynasty, or even... the entire cultivation world. New to the cultivation world, with no con 10.1kReads8.4Score827Shelves
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Gold Grows from Fertile Soil: He Returns to the Countryside 沃土生金：禾归乡野
Golden Harvests from Fertile Soil: Grain Returns to the Countryside
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Transmigrating Through Thirty Years of the 1960s 穿越六零三十年
[Period] [Transmigration] [Space] [Reborn] [Educated Youth] [A Light Ensemble Cast] [Building Wealth] [The 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s] Chen Xi, the heroine, is transported to the 1960s by a silver-white dragon-and-phoenix ring. She becomes a ten-year-old girl with the same name, and her dream comes true: she gains an enormous space for farming and raising livestock. Blinded by a handsome face, she even takes in the gorgeous Chu Xuan. The only thing she regrets is giving him too much spirit spring w
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- 612 Honghuang: The Demon Ancestor Gave Me Way Too Much 洪荒：这个魔祖给的太多了 After transmigrating to the Primordial World and becoming Luohou, accepting his destined future is out of the question. Of course he has to change things. Years later, when Hongjun emerges to spread the immortal path, he sees countless members of the demon race being promised innate treasures and alluring succubus companions if they join the demonic path. He mutters a curse under his breath at their shamelessness. Zu Long watches as his countless dragon sons and grandsons hurry toward the Wester 364Reads6.9Score—Shelves
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Reborn with Regrets: I Frantically Search for Mom in the Cultivation World 遗憾重生：我在修仙界疯狂找妈妈
[Handcrafted from Scratch] [Decisive and Ruthless] [Settle Scores on the Spot] [Love Your Mom] [Mindless, Satisfying Slaughter] After all that, I finally had a mother, only for you to kill her so easily! Now that my mother is dead, I no longer care about right and wrong. I can only slaughter every last beast! I thought I would follow in my past life's footsteps, but then I learned that cultivating immortality might give me a chance to bring my mother back. So I threw myself into the world of imm
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- 614 Unorthodox Martial Arts: I Sweep Aside Fierce Beasts with Ridiculous Tricks 整活武道：我靠骚操作横扫凶兽 Martial Arts Mayhem: I Sweep Aside Ferocious Beasts with Outrageous Tricks 11Reads—Score—Shelves
- 615 The BOSS Is Logging Into the Players' Forum BOSS正在登陆玩家论坛 [The Fourth Calamity]+ [Newbie village boss]+ [Subverting expectations]+ [Torturing players] On the night the “Divine Revelation” game went on sale, Xia Er died from staying up too late. When he opened his eyes, he discovered he had become a “newbie village boss” in the game. To make sure he survived, all he could do was quietly lurk on the player forums every day and study their latest guides. Player: “There's a secret passage in this dungeon area. We can sneak in through here.” Xia 23.3kReads8.9Score2.7kShelves
- 616 The Supernatural Constable Gu Tiandao 灵异捕快古天刀 The winding smoke of everyday life rises through the city's urban villages, concealing countless human joys and sorrows, while wronged spirits of the dead roam the streets. Gu Tiandao, a food delivery rider, unexpectedly gains the ability to communicate with spirits and ends up moonlighting as a paranormal detective. He has to keep up with the rent, deliver food, and put up with his station manager exploiting him, all while handling one bizarre case after another: unjustly dead spirits, lingeri 46Reads—Score—Shelves
- 617 EN I Only Wanted to Destroy My Sect, So How Did I Defy Heaven and Become a God? 我只想毁灭宗门，咋逆天成神了 Reborn into the number one sect under heaven: it should have been a perfect start. But Chu Xinghe discovered that his cultivation path was a little unusual. Could he become invincible under heaven just by destroying his own sect? Building the number one sect under heaven wasn’t easy, but surely destroying it wouldn’t be hard? Chu Xinghe soon discovered that it really wasn’t easy. He racked his brains trying to bring down his own sect, but why did every attempt only make it stronger? Countless ye 79.7kReads9.3Score5.6kShelves
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Rule-Based Horror: Mistaken for a Top Player Right from the Start! 规则怪谈：开局被误认为是大佬！
[Rule-based horror + delusions of grandeur + wild speculation + livestream + wish fulfillment + comedy + no romance] Chen Han dies right from the start. The moment he opens his eyes, he is thrown into a deadly rule-based horror game. While everyone else is still poring over the rules to find a way out, he panics and blunders around, somehow avoiding every deadly trap and stumbling his way to a perfect clear. The whole internet's livestream chat explodes. “Holy crap! That prediction was godlike!
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- 619 Wrongfully Imprisoned for Five Years, the Business World's Disowned Son Returns in Triumph 蒙冤五载，商界弃子强势归来 Falsely Accused for Five Years, the Business World's Castoff Returns in Force 8Reads—Score—Shelves
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You Were Supposed to Conquer Goddesses, So How Did You Become a Succubus?! 让你攻略女神，你怎么成魅魔了！
[Transmigration + playboy + Goddess System + jaw-dropping looks + male succubus + satisfying comeback + exes groveling for him] Shen Qingling is top-tier handsome and meticulous. He can play aloof or act innocent, combining the best of every approach to become the ultimate playboy. Who could have guessed that after dying one day, he would be bound to a System and transmigrate into the tragic real son in a story about a fake and real young master? In the original story, his childhood sweetheart t
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- 621 Honghuang: Wholesale Immortal Pills, but You Didn’t Mention the Side Effects 洪荒：仙丹批发商，副作用你不说 After transmigrating into the primordial world, he unexpectedly becomes the Nine-Turn Golden Elixir refined by Taiqing, coveted by every living creature in the land! Fortunately, he becomes Taiqing's disciple and awakens the Good Deeds System. Every elixir he makes becomes ten times more potent. Giving one to someone else earns him a random reward, but could also trigger a random side effect? Xuandu eats an elixir and turns into a little girl? Winged Immortal eats one, his wings grow ten times l 13.1kReads8.9Score1.3kShelves
- 622 The Mad Consort by Proxy: Prince, I Hope You're Well 《替嫁疯妃，王爷别来无恙》 My Replacement Bride Is a Madwoman, Stay Away, Prince! 11Reads—Score—Shelves
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Just Leave Bad Reviews. Why Bother Playing Games? 给给差评就行了，还玩啥游戏啊！
[Game development + original games + lighthearted comedy + subverting expectations] [Short drama now available] Lu Ming transmigrated to a parallel world and took over a bankrupt game studio. By chance, he bound himself to the [Moral Debt System]. Every time he did something “immoral but legal,” he earned rewards based on its impact. So, to get players cursing and turn that into profit, Lu Ming launched a series of outrageous schemes. With his left hand, he rolled out “Pay to breathe after loggi
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- 624 Martial Arts Recovery System 武道回收系统 Martial Arts Reclamation System 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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Chronicles of the Demon Suppressors 镇妖纪
In ancient times, spiritual qi was abundant, and humanity, demons, and spirits stood as three powers. A great war known as the “God-Sealing Cataclysm” depleted spiritual qi, drove immortals and Buddhas into hiding, and weakened the demon race, leaving humanity dominant. Three thousand years later, the Age of the End of Magic came to an end, and the spiritual qi revival swept across the land. The world is divided among three great dynasties: Dynasty Inspiration Territory Characteristics Great Son
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- 626 A Book of Drawing Curtains 抽布摇帘的一本书 A new work is out! You can find it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support gives me the motivation to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 1.2kReads8.3Score100Shelves
- 627 They Stole My Family Home. I Awakened a Truth-Telling System and Gave Those Ungrateful Wretches a Thorough Face-Slapping 老宅被抢，我觉醒真话系统，狠狠打脸白眼狼 My Ancestral Home Was Seized, So I Awakened a Truth-Telling System and Gave the Ungrateful Backstabbers a Thorough Face-Slapping 4Reads—Score—Shelves
- 628 Little Tomato, You Don't Ride the Bus? 小番茄，你不乘哦 A newly released rating. Also known as: Little Tomato, you're not riding well. [Two male leads, System, top's perspective, both pure, coaxing and deceiving, forced love, love grows over time] [Dark-skinned, ill-intentioned, scheming big bad wolf top + adorable, fragrant, soft beauty Little Tomato bottom] Qin Yan is a miserable web-novel author who has spent his whole life hidden from the light, tormented by the Tomato website. He trips over a bar of soap and dies. When he opens his eyes again, h 474Reads8.2Score100Shelves
- 629 Star-Patterned Cage: My Star Patterns Can Devour Everything 星纹囚笼：我的星纹能吞万物 Lu Bufan is trapped in the lowest level of the Death Stairwell District in the East China Floating Fortress, a forgotten dead end for refugees where survival depends on hunting aberrants for meager supplies. He struggles to stay alive with the help of the Hunter’s Log left behind by his father, who mysteriously disappeared three years ago, leaving only the ominous last words: “Beneath the walls, don’t look down.” To survive and discover the truth behind his father’s disappearance, Lu Bufan risks 6Reads—Score—Shelves
- 630 Great Qin: The Heroic Ruler Arrives 大秦：雄主临世 Great Qin: The Heroic Ruler Takes the Stage 9Reads—Score—Shelves
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I Helped My Twin Brother Become a Sword Immortal 我助孪生兄弟成剑仙
A wisp of green smoke links yin and yang, as paper-crafted mysteries drift into dreams. Brothers separated by worlds meet again, and from then on, two realms share one fate. [Boy’s manga-style energy] [Early on, he doesn’t treat himself like a person; later, he doesn’t treat his opponents like people] [Lighthearted, funny daily life, with blazing, blood-pumping battles] What if burning a paper phone let you contact your twin brother, who vanished at sea? Xie Zhengze tried it. Not only did he rea
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- 632 Imprisoned by My Yandere Wife, I Have No Choice but to Write Yandere Stories 被病娇老婆囚禁只好来写病娇文了 [Yandere] + [Autobiography] + [One Heroine] + [Super Sweet] + [Imprisonment] + [Control] + [Everyday Life] This is my own experience. It was so outrageous that I couldn’t help writing it down. My writing is awful, and I don’t know how to write fiction, so this is more like a memoir. No tricks, just feelings, completely unfiltered, with nothing made up or revised. Even the title is true to life. If there are any details you’d like to know more about, dear readers, leave a comment and I’ll add the 6.4kReads7.7Score290Shelves
- 633 Earth: Why Me?! I Just Want to Live! 地球：为什么是我！我只想活着！ An ordinary young man on the brink of death awakens the ability to travel freely between two worlds: a modern city with scarce spiritual qi and the apocalyptic wasteland of “Nine Heavens Cloudwild,” where spiritual energy runs rampant. He trades cheap modern goods for priceless spiritual materials in Nine Heavens, making enormous profits and advancing his cultivation at astonishing speed. When the spiritual qi revival sweeps the globe and forces from beyond the borders begin to stir, Lin Chen ha 9Reads—Score—Shelves
- 634 A Laid-Back Golden Core, Refusing to Ascend 摆烂金丹，拒绝飞升 A Laid-Back Golden Core Cultivator Refuses to Ascend 4Reads—Score—Shelves
- 635 Is That Funny? All I See Is a Helpless Old Granny 好笑吗？我只看见一个无助的嬷嬷 [Campus + secret identity + sweet romance + lighthearted comedy] [A seemingly obedient, inwardly lascivious romance author bottom × a seemingly cold, actually sadistic top] Chen Qi × Lu Yuheng - Chen Qi was a danmei author, and a devoted bottom stan. A doctoral senior with an intimidatingly impressive resume had returned to the lab. His fellow students either feared him or admired him, while some planned to follow him around and get a few scraps. Only Chen Qi’s gaze grew steadily more resolute: 35.2kReads9.5Score6.3kShelves
- 636 Summer Soaring to the Clouds 夏日凌云 This work is dedicated to everyone who loves shuttlecock sports. The first shuttlecock novel in the country, set in a school and centered on youth and sports. Reality and fantasy, dreams and passion, all intertwine in those memories. This is the journey of a beginner who endures countless trials and grows into an expert. Shuttlecock competition: a tradition of Chinese culture, an obscure yet thrilling sport. —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 637 As a Freshman, I Use Wi-Fi to Practice the Five Elements Arts 大一新生我靠WiFi练五行术法 Lin Xuan Shu, an ordinary boy from a traditional medicine clinic, suddenly receives an admission letter from the Heavenly Dao Academy, a top cultivation school. His special innate Dao body causes his spiritual-root test to go haywire and prevents him from drawing qi into his body, making him an oddity at the academy. With his grandfather’s hidden past, the discreet protection of Dean Mo Xing Zhou, and the secret companionship of the aloof Su Ying Xue, he breaks the rules of cultivation and pract 6Reads—Score—Shelves
- 638 The Three Scoundrels of the Market 坊市三贱客 The Three Scoundrels of the Market 5Reads—Score—Shelves
- 639 I'm Just a Mortal, So Why Does Everyone Call Me the Holy Land's Ancestor? 我一凡人，为啥都叫我圣地老祖？ [Fantasy + Misunderstandings + Light System + Subverting Tropes + Funny and Easygoing] My name is Lin Fan, and I’m in a real fix. I have no cultivation, no schemes, and no connections, yet I’ve suddenly been mistaken for the ancestor of a sacred land and saddled with the fate of all humanity. This plot doesn’t seem right! “Just as expected of the Ancestor. None of us can see through your cultivation!” That’s because I don’t have any cultivation at all! “The Ancestor’s brilliant plans have dealt 64.6kReads9.3Score7.7kShelves
- 640 Urban Demon Martial Arts: Where Martial Arts and Monsters Coexist 都市妖武：武道和妖怪共存 Urban Demons and Martial Arts: Martial Arts and Monsters Coexist 5Reads—Score—Shelves
- 641 Honghuang: I Create Billions of Worlds with Bitter Bamboo 洪荒：我以苦竹之创造亿万世界 I wake up to discover that I’ve transmigrated and become one of the Ten Great Innate Spiritual Roots of Honghuang: Bitter Bamboo. The Western spiritual leyline is about to explode. Even if I survive this calamity, Jieyin will take me away and use me to make the Six Roots Pure Bamboo... There’s no time left, and taking human form is out of the question. With no other choice, Bitter Bamboo can only embark on a path of stealing the Primordial Origin of Honghuang and creating my own Great Dao. In th 11.6kReads8.0Score679Shelves
- 642 Fortune-Telling Is Forbidden! 禁止算命！ Fortune-telling is prohibited! 11Reads—Score—Shelves
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This Journey to the West Is a Little Too Unorthodox 这西游不太正经
To kill is to protect life; to sever karma is not to kill people. Tang Sanlang was an ordinary, dull soul, a modern-day loser whose miserable life was never his own. He drifted with the current until his light went out. Reborn as a golden cicada in a monastery on Mount Lingshan, he gained a wondrous opportunity and became a pawn of fate. His life could be toyed with, but he would not bow to Heaven. He would strive on without end. Is he a god, a Buddha, or a demon? Lang-ge: “Anyone who benefits m
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- 644 Reborn in 1988: Cutting Off the Pyramid Scheme Storm 重生1988：截断传销风暴 Reborn in 1988: Cutting Off the Pyramid Scheme Storm 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 645 Siheyuan: A Hilarious Life 四合院之逗比人生 Li Huairen accidentally transmigrated into the body of an oddball in the late 1950s, and was overcome by confusion and fear. Once his golden finger arrived, he began to accept reality. To figure out what kind of world he was in, the two oddballs from Yangtun, the Bear Brothers, teamed up and set off for the capital. Thus began their ridiculous misadventures. But once Li Huairen had connections, strength, and support, he realized that the people in the courtyard house were all so nice. He crushed 409Reads6.2Score—Shelves
- 646 Reborn One Month Earlier: The Heart I Gave Away Will Find Its Home at Last 重生一月前：错付的真心终有归处 Reborn One Month Earlier: At Last, My Misplaced Love Finds Its Home 9Reads—Score—Shelves
- 647 The Siheyuan’s Ruthless Bandit Is Me 四合院悍匪是老娘 The courtyard compound, the Filial Son System: What would you do if you stood on the villains’ side? The protagonist transmigrates to the courtyard compound once again. Thanks to everyone’s resentment, in this life he won’t be shackled by a conscience. He’ll live selfishly for once. Who in their right mind looks for facts and history in a ridiculous comedy? Historians, please turn left and leave. Happy King welcomes criticism and reproach. Actually, no, I don’t... Never mind, thank you for readi 3.3kReads8.2Score135Shelves
- 648 In 1998, I Saw the Future at the Supply and Marketing Cooperative 1998年，我在供销社看见未来 In 1998, I Saw the Future at the Supply and Marketing Cooperative 10Reads—Score—Shelves
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My Mental State Is Just Ahead of Its Time, Yet You Say I'm Not Human 精神状态太超前，你却说我不当人
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- 650 The Marquis Is Unworthy; After Our Divorce, I Became Richer Than a Nation 侯主不贤，和离后我富可敌国 The Marquis Is Incompetent. After Our Divorce, I Became Rich Enough to Rival a Nation 7Reads—Score—Shelves
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