Funny Urban Stories That'll Make You Laugh So Hard at Midnight Your Mom Kicks You 都市搞笑,半夜笑死,被妈踹。
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My Ancient Jade Can Communicate with Spirits 我的古玉能通灵
[No mindless protagonist]+ [Not invincible]+ [Fight monsters and level up]+ [Spiritual Qi Revival]+ [Passionate and uplifting] “Was it worth it? Most of the people you fought to protect were strangers, ordinary people you'd never even met. You should have saved your own life.” Tian Guiyuan's breathing was faint, his life force ebbing away fast. With the last of his strength, his lips moved slightly. Every word rang clear and firm in Li Zhinan's ears. “What I protect isn't any one person. It's th
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- 402 The Greatest Matchmaker in History Is a Stick 史上最强红娘是根棍 The Greatest Matchmaker in History Is a Stick 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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Fortune-Telling Livestream: Master, Is Your Mouth a Controlled Weapon? 直播算命,道长你嘴是管制刀具吧
[Meme humor + feel-good power fantasy + lighthearted comedy + fortune-telling livestream] (The rating just came in, so it may be inaccurate. It should rise later. Don't worry, it's safe to read.) Lin Yang transmigrates to a world where nobody believes in Taoism, only to find himself turned into a Taoist priest. Once he earns enough faith, he can receive all kinds of System rewards, and livestreaming is also a quick way to gain followers. So he starts a livestream, but the content gets increasing
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- 404 This Is Crazy! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 疯了!法国王爷天天造反,死活没人敢杀 He’s Gone Mad! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 80Reads—Score—Shelves
- 405 I Sell Lottery Tickets in the Immortal Realm 我在仙界卖彩票 I Sell Lottery Tickets in the Immortal Realm 2Reads—Score—Shelves
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Charge One Silver Coin More, and Even the Great Emperor Has to Pay 贪一银加一点大帝来了也得交银子
The Red Fruit short drama is now available: As a Brocade Guard, I Hold All the Power. Is That a Problem? (Ruthless and decisive + no distinction between good and evil, only different sides + clear-headed. In short, rest assured and enjoy the read. Go away if you're a bleeding heart.) On the Xuanqing Continent, people revered the martial path to its very limits, even seeking immortality and the Dao. Li Hanjiang transmigrated to this continent, into the territory of an empire called Chiyan. Perhap
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My Survival Journal with Yandere Girls 病娇少女们与我的求生日记
[You won't regret getting into this: yandere, death saves, tearjerker masterpiece] After transmigrating into a game world where every heroine is a yandere, Lin Le now has to keep his own desires in check. The pressure is overwhelming. To avoid a bad ending, he must follow these rules: First, study hard and keep improving. Second, constantly call them “old yasashii.” Anything that can greatly increase the heroines' affection is a big no-no. Third, avoid contact with the heroines as much as possib
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- 408 Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II, I Just Want to Slacken Off and Surrender 穿越成二战德国潜艇艇长,我只想摸鱼投降 Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II: I Just Want to Slack Off and Surrender 951Reads—Score—Shelves
- 409 After My Funeral Livestream, My Archrival Invited Me to Team Up 殡葬直播后我收到死对头组队邀请 After My Funeral Livestream, My Archrival Invited Me to Team Up —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 410 Demonic Path System: All of China Is Actually Cultivating the Demonic Path! 魔道系统:文明华夏竟全是魔修! [Demonic cultivation System + invincible power fantasy + an entire nation cultivates demons + explosive action + no female lead] Bai Yang awakens a demonic cultivation System and learns that spiritual qi will fully revive in three years. In the meantime, ferocious beasts will appear all over Blue Star. To face the coming crisis, Bai Yang decides to become a demonic cultivator. But the damn System demands that he lead all 1.4 billion people of Huaxia in demonic cultivation! [Main Quest]: May ever 21.5kReads8.5Score2kShelves
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Ten Years of Frost: In the End, Even Fate Was Hard to Defy 十载寒霜:终是难敌天命
(Male-oriented, xuanhuan, immortal cultivation, xianxia, wuxia, sword cultivator, slow burn, heart-wrenching, multiple female leads, war) He was once the Crown Prince of the Xiaoyao Kingdom, and also the fiancé Shangguan Baili had waited ten years for. On the day his kingdom fell, his face was disfigured and he was left on the brink of death. Shangguan Baili saved him with her own hands. But she failed to recognize the man before her. Taking him for a lowly good-for-nothing with nowhere to go, s
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- 412 Fallen Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 落花赠卿,请君笑纳 Falling Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 7Reads—Score—Shelves
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I Had Just Mastered the Purple Sky Divine Thunder When a Hundred Ghosts Appeared at Night 刚修成紫霄神雷,就遇到百鬼夜行
“Young man, you’re a cultivation genius the likes of which appears once in a thousand years. Come with me, and I’ll give you an incredible opportunity.” When Gu Changsheng met a charlatan in the park, he planned to play along and expose him. But as soon as the Daoist reached the mountain, he started flying on a sword. Uh-oh. Looks like this one’s the real deal. Gu Changsheng was filled with anticipation, imagining himself living the life of an immortal in white robes. Instead, on his very f
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- 414 EN There's Always Someone More Cautious 没有最苟的只有更苟的 What is an immortal? What is a demon? What is righteous? What is evil? It all comes down to what the victors say! With absolute power, no matter how cunning your schemes, how brilliant your plans, how overwhelming your fortune, whether you are Heaven’s favored child or blessed with one opportunity after another, you can still only be crushed… Qin Fusu of the Great Qin Dynasty had been its crown prince since childhood. As the saying goes, a man of great wealth should not sit beneath a dangerous r 6.3kReads9.0Score449Shelves
- 415 Wait for Me, Lady Lingbai 灵柏娘子等等我 That winter night, we sat around the charcoal brazier, the coals crackling as I huddled in a corner and listened to the adults tell a story about the sacred cypress at the village entrance. They said... The person who told me that story has passed away, but the chilling feeling it gave me is still etched in my memory. Now, I’ve adapted the story into a novel. 6Reads—Score—Shelves
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Another World: I Have a Little Brother from Earth 异界:我有一个地球的小弟
Wang Fugui was framed by his sect and exiled to the wilderness to fend for himself, but he obtained a Hongmeng Sacred Artifact that could let Earth players transmigrate their souls into the Hongwu Continent through a virtual online game. Using it, Wang Fugui founded the Qiankun Sect and recruited Earth players as disciples. From then on, a peculiar sect appeared in the Hongwu Continent. “What? Qiankun Sect's disciples are this fearless of death?” “What? The person I've killed several times just
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Reverend, Stop Pretending. I Know You Can Use Immortal Arts 道长别装了,我知道你会仙术
At Zhongnan Mountain, people knew only that it was home to the Quanzhen Sect. Few knew that at its foot stood a dilapidated Taoist temple. That day, the people of Gujing Temple burst onto the scene. From then on, their name would resound throughout the land!
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- 418 Destined Across Three Lifetimes: A Romantic Legacy of Young Love and Marriage 缘定三生,青春婚约的浪漫传承 A sweet promise spanning their youth, sealed by an engagement. Surrounded by the warmth of family and the passion of youth, they keep their vows and write a romantic story together, full of amusing moments from school and everyday life. From Lin Shimin's admiration for Luo Yimo, to their wondrous chance encounters at all kinds of events, and the hilarious, heartwarming episodes that follow, their story is sure to make you smile. The novel has playful banter between best friends, the warm support 27Reads—Score—Shelves
- 419 Rain Beneath the Eaves: Some Loves Can Only Reunite in the Rain 檐下雨,有些爱,只能在雨里重逢 Rain Beneath the Eaves: Some Loves Can Only Reunite in the Rain 576Reads—Score—Shelves
- 420 I Can't Write, Yet My Friend Is Forcing Me to Do It 我不会写作,却被朋友强制写作 [Urban slice of life] [One heroine] [Lighthearted and funny] [Everyday campus life] As a college freshman, Shen Long just wanted to get through an ordinary university life in peace. He was unremarkable and kept to himself. He had once casually written a fantasy novel, but when it received a lukewarm response, he hastily wrapped it up. He planned to quit writing for good. But his friends kept pestering him for updates, so he forced himself to start a new, half-true autobiographical slice-of-life 21Reads—Score—Shelves
- 421 The World Is Stunned: You Call This an Amusement Park? 全球震惊,你管这叫游乐园 Jiang Xingchen unexpectedly obtains a Super Amusement Park System, which lets him buy amusement park attractions from the future! Ace fighter pilot of Xia Country: “Headquarters, I know this is hard to believe, but the roller coaster at this amusement park can break the sound barrier. After riding it, I felt like I was plunging three thousand feet straight down!” Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain: “I never imagined that a mere amusement park haunted house would be hiding monsters even I can't 7.3kReads9.1Score863Shelves
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The Sumeru Ring: My Road to a Comeback 须弥戒,我的逆袭之路
I was reborn on a rainy night in late autumn. Not far away, my second uncle and his son were digging a pit for me, preparing to bury me in a graveyard. In my previous life, I woke up and escaped, never to return. I drifted through life, and just before I died, I came across a news report. On this very day, my second uncle sold my newlywed wife to human traffickers, leading to her being abused and killed. This time, I won't run away. Whoever digs the pit will be buried in it.
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- 423 Attack on Titan! 进击的巨人! Attack on Titan! 339Reads—Score—Shelves
- 424 Amusement Park: People Fly Ahead, Their Souls Chase Behind 游乐园:人在前面飞,魂在后面追 Urban + System + Comedy + Scheming Countless couples are enjoying each other’s company on the Ferris wheel. Zhang Bei hums a tune and presses the red button. The Ferris wheel, suspended a hundred meters in the air, suddenly stops. Then it tilts sideways. Countless couples sitting in the cars are flung into the air, held only by a single rope. A few seconds later, the entire Ferris wheel spins like a rapidly whirling disc. The couples dangling in midair start playing a warm and wholesome game. On 4.8kReads9.4Score507Shelves
- 425 A Cultivator in the Mortal World 红尘修士 One day, Yun Xi's soul left Blue Star, and she fell into the vast world of cultivation. She never expected to start out as a lowly nobody, with a life as fragile as a blade of grass. In the face of despair, she seeks out opportunities, rises from the dust, and gradually stirs up the entire cultivation world! 6.1kReads8.5Score589Shelves
- 426 Naruto: Six Paths Naruto Wins Sakura Back, While Hinata Shakes Konoha as His First Wife 火影:六道鸣人抢回小樱,雏田为正妻震木叶 Naruto: Six Paths Naruto Wins Sakura Back, While Hinata Shakes Up Konoha as His One True Wife 96Reads—Score—Shelves
- 427 The Beginning: Pan Feng Is in a Panic from the Start 开端:开局潘凤很慌张 I am Pan Feng, and I’m freaking out. I’ve been reincarnated five times already. Hua Xiong is coming to chop off my head, and Lü Bu wants to kill me too. How am I supposed to survive? The Yellow Heaven is dead, the Great Wind shall rise. 9.5kReads8.9Score774Shelves
- 428 The Potato Oracle’s All-Purpose Comeback Theory 土豆万能接话神棍论 The Potato: An All-Purpose Conversationalist and Mastermind 435Reads—Score—Shelves
- 429 Naruto: I Defy the Heavens for Tsunade, and My Six Paths Golden Body Rejects Every Beauty 火影:为纲手逆天下,我六道金身拒尽红颜 Naruto: I Defy Heaven for Tsunade, and My Six Paths Golden Body Rejects Every Beauty 165Reads—Score—Shelves
- 430 My Son Was Clearly a Playboy, So How Did He Become the Tiger of the Empire? 我儿明明是纨绔,咋成帝国之虎了 [Military life + special forces + lighthearted + passionate + hilarious] Lin Hui was unexpectedly reborn as a spoiled playboy. His father and older brother were big shots in the military, and his mother was the chairwoman of a corporate group. With such a wealthy family, surely Lin Hui could just slack off and live like a lazy fish, right? Just as he looked forward to a life of doing nothing, his father sent him into the army, where he had to serve for at least two years. After that, he could do 61.5kReads9.2Score6.5kShelves
- 431 Life-Eating Firefly 噬命萤 Life-Devouring Firefly 333Reads—Score—Shelves
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Between Two Worlds, with an Armored Tide at My Back 穿梭两界,我的身后是钢铁洪流
[Travel Between Two Worlds] + [Calling in the Parents] + [Steel Torrent] + [Mechanical Fantasy] + [Across the Stars] + [Smart Characters] Ultimate Summoning Technique: Motherland, I need you! Transmigration means hacking through thorns and blazing a trail, struggling through hardships, facing deadly battles and danger at every turn. After fighting tooth and nail in another world to carve out a tiny territory, the enemy is about to reach his gates. The foolish nobles have abandoned my country. Th
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- 433 Inuyasha: Kikyo's Defiant Fate, A Heart Set Ablaze 犬夜叉·桔梗:逆命焚心录 Inuyasha and Kikyo: A Record of Burning Hearts Against Fate 27Reads—Score—Shelves
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You Chose Me as Censor, Li Shimin, So Why Are You Crying? 选我当御史,李世民你哭什么
[Hilarious, satisfying, lighthearted, historical, ancient China] Cheng Jun transmigrated to the third year of the Zhenguan era in the Tang Dynasty, becoming the son of the military officer Cheng Yaojin. As it happened, Li Shimin was recruiting imperial censors! Years later, Li Shimin said to the Crown Prince, “Cheng Jun is a peerless sword of our Great Tang. Only a virtuous person can wield him. You're young, so I'll leave him to you.” The Crown Prince burst into tears. “I don't want it anymore!
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- 435 The Whole Village Calls Me a Lazy Wife, but My Hunter Husband Flirts with Me Every Night 《全村笑我懒汉媳,猎户夫君夜夜撩》 The Whole Village Calls Me a Lazy Wife, but My Hunter Husband Flirts with Me Every Night 184Reads—Score—Shelves
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Great Qin: The Divine Rankings Appear, and I Get Exposed for Trying to Lay Low 大秦:神榜现世,苟不住的我被曝光了
[Hilarious + extreme extrovert + shameless + System + invincible] He transmigrates into The Legend of Qin and encounters a whole host of big shots, including Ying Zheng, Zhao Gao, and Donghuang Taiyi. His innate gift for socializing soon helps him thrive, while also making him infamous… Ying Zheng: “Wang Xuan is the most shameless rascal in all of the Great Qin. I will brook no argument…”
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- 437 My Family's Pressuring Me to Marry? I'll Bring Home a Northeast Bride Instead! 家里催婚?我反手带了个东北媳妇回家! Your family pressuring you to marry? I’ll turn around and bring home a wife from Northeast China! 28Reads—Score—Shelves
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After Losing My Memory, My Ex-Girlfriends Chased Me Relentlessly 失忆后,被前女友们疯狂倒追
[Lighthearted comedy + Winning Her Back + Campus Life + Sweet and Angsty Romance: a fun, delightful comedy] The good news: Jiang Liu is popular with women. The bad news: he's lost his memory. Lying in his hospital bed and listening to one goddess after another make “outrageous claims,” Jiang Liu feels like the whole world is one giant game of Werewolf. “Jiang Liu, I'm your first love.” “Jiang Liu, you're my boyfriend, and she's your ex-girlfriend.” “Jiang Liu, we're the kind of good friends who
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- 439 Tokyo: From the Start, I Save a Kimono-Clad Beauty and Win Over All of Tokyo 东京:开局救下和服美人,我熟韵满东京 Tokyo: From the Start, I Save a Beauty in a Kimono and Become a Master of Mature Charms Across Tokyo 38Reads—Score—Shelves
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You're Supposed to Do Evil, Not Do Away with Evildoers! 让你做恶,不是让你做掉恶人啊喂
[Traditional high-level martial arts + memes + sharp tongue + comedy + clever plotting + one heroine] Xu Yuan transmigrates unexpectedly to Planet Earth, where divine martial arts reign supreme. A Crime List appears in his mind. As long as he commits evil, he earns Crime Points and can climb the rankings to claim rewards. The higher his rank, the greater the rewards. Xu Yuan thinks, So I'm supposed to become a scumbag? What about my family? But he soon discovers that doing good deeds actually de
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- 441 A Bone of Startling Grace 惊鸿骨 The Stunning Bone 49Reads—Score—Shelves
- 442 Jujutsu Kaisen: Rewriting Causality, I Turned the Shibuya Deadlock on Its Head 咒术回战:因果逆写,我掀翻了涉谷死局 Jujutsu Kaisen: Rewriting Cause and Effect, I Turned Shibuya's Deadly Fate Upside Down 26Reads—Score—Shelves
- 443 Goblin: The Conquest Begins by Corrupting the Saintess! 哥布林:争霸从让圣女沦陷开始! (The rating isn't high. If you know, you know.) [Revenge + Japanese-style fantasy + conquest + dark fantasy + nonhuman protagonist + simulator + fallen saintess] Lin En reincarnates as a goblin, the lowest of the low in another world. From the start, the Sword Saintess wipes out his entire tribe? He obtains the Supreme Evil Simulator System. The more wicked he is, the more he acts like a monster, the more Evil Points he earns! The Saintess abandons the city and surrenders? I enter the city and d 169Reads8.4Score—Shelves
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Going Viral Starts with Calling the Cops 爆红从报警开始
Microdrama style, silly and lighthearted. The protagonist has no romantic pairings, male or female. Actor Mo Fei gets a Role System. From a holy monk, he gains an ability to attract criminals; from a serial killer, he learns human anatomy; from a detective, he learns to talk to cats; from a master thief, he learns sleight of hand... To everyone else, all of this seems downright bizarre. Would a normal actor radiate murderous intent? Would a normal actor know the human body so well? Would a norma
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- 445 Thorny Nun: Father, Don't Look Back. Leave the Three Thousand Rioters Outside to Me! 荆棘修女:神父,别回头,外面那三千暴徒交给我! Thorn Nun: Father, Don't Look Back. Leave the Three Thousand Rioters Outside to Me! 74Reads—Score—Shelves
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My Rented Girlfriend from a Dating Show Turns Out to Be a Young Lady from Beijing's Elite Circle 租来的恋综女友,竟是京圈大小姐
[Silly Comedy + Humor + Entertainment + Dating Reality Show + One Female Lead + System] Good news! Su Chen has been reborn and awakened a System that makes people lose their cool. Bad news! After publicly tearing into the girlfriend and boss who ruined his previous life, he’s temporarily single. But he’s already signed a contract for a couples’ dating show, and his vicious ex is joining with her new partner! But! It’s no big deal! Su Chen promptly contacts his online buddy for help. Until the da
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- 447 Forbidden Zone Heartbeat 禁区心动 A Heart Stirred in the Forbidden Zone 52Reads—Score—Shelves
- 448 My Goal Is to Become the Richest Person, but I Accidentally Became Entertainment's Top-Tier Star 目标做首富兼个职成娱乐圈顶流了 [Showbiz] [No Female Lead] [Film and Variety Shows] [Singer] Lu Qingyu, a top rich second-generation heir, died of cancer. When he opened his eyes, he had transmigrated into the body of another Lu Qingyu on Blue Star, with the same name and surname. The Blue Star Lu Qingyu was the biological son of a wealthy family who had been switched at birth. His adoptive mother neglected him for 17 years, and he eventually died penniless under a flyover. When he opened his eyes again, someone else had take 31.7kReads9.0Score2.3kShelves
- 449 Drowning in Tokyo's Shadows: His Lips Stained with Neon and Sin 东京暗溺:他的唇,染着霓虹与罪 Tokyo’s Dark Descent: His Lips Stained with Neon and Sin 23Reads—Score—Shelves
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Livestream: One Song, "Tears of a Dancer," Leaves Dai Xiaomei Stunned 直播:一首舞女泪,唱懵呆小妹
[Livestreaming + outrageous antics + sign-in rewards + comedy + absurdity + female streamer + female entertainer] Jiang Yun unexpectedly obtains a livestream sign-in System. All he has to do is livestream to receive sign-in rewards! To rack up livestream hours and claim the System’s rewards, he decides to connect with other streamers. His first guest is the popular streamer Dai Xiaomei. Dai Xiaomei: “What talents do you have?” Jiang Yun: “I can sing.” Dai Xiaomei: “Let’s hear it.” Jiang Yun: “On
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