Absurd, Hilarious, and with a System: Laugh Until You Drop!!! 沙雕，搞笑，有系统，只要笑不死就往死里笑！！！

1. 151 人 I'm in High School, So What Is This Incense-Based Cultivation Thing? 人在高中，香火证道什么鬼？ The Dream of 3.5 Billion Girls35亿少女的梦Urban514k WordsOngoing [Not high-martial arts + daily life + school + comedy + unhinged antics + memes + absurdity + campus belle + multiple heroines] Lu Haonan, sixteen, is a new first-year student at Yanchuan High School. On the first day of school, a System dropped out of the sky and insisted that he'd transmigrated to the primordial world and become the local Earth God. The iced tea his childhood friend gave him? It called it ten-thousand-year-old spiritual liquid. The English textbook his teacher handed out? It c 177.2kReads8.9Score24.7kShelves

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   I can only say two words: Amazing!

2. 152 窝 I'm Pathetic, But Somehow Everyone Loves Me, Haha! 窝囊吧，但还是成万人迷了哈哈！ Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance592k WordsCompleted The print edition of The Side Character Could Never Be a Doormat is now available on all platforms [Outwardly meek but secretly hilarious heroine x violent, untamed hero whose rough edges are eventually worn smooth] Xu Nuo transmigrates into the role of a famously spineless supporting female character, then foolishly sets about seducing every male lead. When her secret comes to light, the male leads join forces to condemn her. Then she is dumped by her fiancé, setting her on the path to a deadly 33.3kReads9.5Score5.1kShelves

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   ①🌿🌿🌿The female lead's inner monologues are hilarious! She appears to be a vicious second female lead, but is actually a total goofball. The contrast is just too funny! Every time she unleashes her inner monologues on a group of men, the male leads can hear it all. I laughed so hard! The female lead travels through time to save the younger generation, but they don't recognize the person they've been searching for until the male lead sees the jade pendant, at which point her true colors are revealed.🍀🍀🍀🍀🌿🌿🌿🌼🌼 ②I accidentally clicked on this book, and the first sentence made me laugh so hard I almost fell over! Hahaha, the more I read, the better it got, the funnier it became. Do you know what it feels like to hold back your laughter until your stomach hurts? Hahaha, the female lead can change the plot, and the male lead can read minds—this setting is so unique! Plus, the female lead is tasked with making the plot go wrong by performing all sorts of ridiculous missions, like she's got some serious illness. It cracked me up! It's hilarious! ☘️ ③ The female lead is a total straight woman, she'll really make me laugh to death! Let me list a few classic lines: 1. Your skull is so beautiful. 2. From seven paces away, the fastest with a gun. Within seven paces, the fastest and most accurate with a gun. 3. The combined ages of these people can be traced back to when Qin Shi Huang conquered the six kingdoms. 4. Feeling the warmth of family—are you sure it's not feeling the warmth of a crematorium? These few lines alone make me laugh every time I watch them; they really can make me laugh to death! 😂🍀

3. 153 让 I Asked You to Livestream Picking Up Junk, So Why Are You Cleaning Up a Battlefield? 让你直播捡破烂，你去打扫战场？ Update Beast猛更兽Urban2.0M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + sly trickster + livestreaming + sunny young man + professions + no female lead] Su Bai transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a contestant on an observational reality show. From the start, he draws the “scavenger” profession. Then he finds a wanted item from the Public Security Bureau in a street-side trash can. The whole show takes a turn. “My God, I’ve worked at a recycling center for years, and this is the first time I’ve found out there’s such a huge bomb buried in our ga 5.4kReads8.9Score675Shelves

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   The soul lost within the large intestine is yearning for the light and time outside. (Cola)

4. 154 偏 The Paranoid Tyrant Throws a Tantrum, but the Empress Is Too Much for Me 偏执暴君无能狂怒，皇后欺朕太甚 See Fortune at First Sight, Meow一见生财瞄Ancient Romance999k WordsCompleted [The comic adaptation, with the same title, is now available on Tomato: “You Made Me a Palace Maid, So Why Did You Make the Tyrant Kneel on a Washboard?”] [Mind-reading + changing the plot + a cast of lovable idiots + laugh-out-loud comedy + one-on-one romance, both leads have eyes only for each other] After Ning Xiaoxiao transmigrated into a book, she unexpectedly gained the golden finger ability to change the plot. From then on, she began living the life of a feel-good heroine who could do wha 5.1kReads9.4Score832Shelves
5. 155 契 Bound by Contract: My Grudge Against the Cursed Campus Belle Is Irreconcilable 契约绑定：我与怨种校花不共戴天 Stir-Fried Bangs爆炒齐刘海Urban626k WordsCompleted Synopsis: [Comedy + Cunning Schemer + One Heroine + Love-Hate Relationship + Power Fantasy + Symbiosis + Myriad Worlds] This is a parallel world overrun by strange beasts. Fortunately, humanity has awakened the ability to form symbiotic contracts and fight back. Contractual symbiosis: Two people are bound together. One enters another world to cultivate and adventure, while the other makes choices on their partner’s behalf. In the end, both grow stronger. While the other contracted pairs stand un 1.8kReads8.7Score186Shelves

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   I almost laughed myself to death on the first book.

6. 156 惊 Shocking! The Secret Identity Big Shot Takes the White Lotus Down From Every Angle 惊！马甲大佬她对白莲花横踢竖卷 Yu of the Three-Tiered Tower三重楼喻Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Publishing deal signed] [Satisfying revenge, lighthearted comedy, secret identities, putting scumbags in their place, a quirky and formidable mercenary boss VS a principled young heir from Beijing’s elite circles, devoted heroine] At their first meeting, Shu Lan shoots Lu Jinhan and leaves him badly wounded. She chases him all the way back to China, then becomes an ordinary university student. He runs, she chases; he has nowhere to hide. She’s the world’s number-one mercenary king! She’s a foun 56kReads9.5Score6.6kShelves
7. 157 我 I Turned a Police Department Promo into a Film About an Outlaw 我把警署宣传片拍成了法外狂徒 Xuan Yuzhu轩玉竹Urban1.5M WordsCompleted The chief: “Chen Fan, if you can't shoot a video that goes viral this time, you're fired.” So Chen Fan filmed the classic Siping Police Affairs video about a cloud in the northwest sky, with a crow among a flock of phoenixes. The chief: “Hmm, not bad. Keep it up!” Chen Fan then filmed Uncle Desert's video, The Light of Justice, earning himself the title of the police world's black-hearted villain. The Armed Forces Department borrowed Chen Fan to shoot a recruitment video, but he went and made Wo 3.5kReads8.8Score273Shelves
8. 158 你 You're a Streamer, So Is It Really Legal to Spend All Day Catching Suspects? 你一主播，整天抓人办案真的刑吗 I'm a Proper Person, You Know我可是正经人呢Urban373k WordsCompleted [There are ghosts in this book!] [Unhinged nonsense!] [Fortune-telling and solving cases!] [Wreaking havoc across Northern Myanmar] Volume One: Fortune-Telling Livestream to Make It Big “The livestream's KO rate is up to 99%. Everyone who comes in dies!” Volume Two: A Hundred Ghosts Roam Northern Myanmar “Wei Rong's ill-fated romance, the destruction of the four great families, and a hundred ghosts roaming Northern Myanmar!” Volume Three: A World Tour of Misfortune “I sang ‘Fire,’ and Mount Fuji 2Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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   Based on a true story, everyone in my dorm is reading it. It's fucking hilarious, and the writing is pretty good too. The author has a ton of jokes to share. My second uncle was paralyzed for three years, and after reading it, he suddenly became a walking, flying wall-climbing machine and is still missing.

9. 159 直 Livestream Antics: Starting with Dazai the Dolphin 直播整活：从豚子呆小妹开始 An Accident是个意外Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Livestream + Pranks + Female Streamer + System] She gets a livestream prank System. Every successful prank earns her a random reward! Jiang Nan: I’ll do a magic trick for you. Dai Xiaomei: What kind of trick? Jiang Nan: I’ll make your livestream disappear! With that, Jiang Nan reaches toward her own waist… Dai Xiaomei:!!! Are you crazy?! [Ding! Congratulations, Host! Your prank succeeded. You’ve been rewarded with ten million yuan!] [Ding! Congratulations, Host! Your prank succeeded. You’ve 41.2kReads9.0Score2.3kShelves

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   I laugh like a maggot every night when I see these in bed [facepalm][facepalm][facepalm] I can't help it!

10. 160 我 My System Keeps Trying to Make Me Go Bald 我的系统整天都想让我秃头 Southwest Mushroom西南蘑菇菌Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Absurd, Funny, Subversive] [Because I've been caught in the rain, I want to smash everyone's umbrellas] [Auntie, you've taken such good care of yourself. You're over 50 and still have all your limbs] [Basketball content included; skip if it's not your thing] When 18-year-old Xu An was told by the System that he'd be standing on a rooftop at 40, looking out at the view, all the color drained from his dream of a life spent lying flat. To somehow make it to 41, he had no choice but to activate t 33.6kReads8.7Score3.7kShelves
11. 161 糟 Oh No! The Campus Beauty Found the Secret on My Phone 糟糕！被校花发现手机里的秘密 Coffee-Soaked Instant Noodles咖啡泡面Urban790k WordsOngoing [Not reborn] [No System] [School life] [Everyday life] Lin Qiuyue: Teacher, Jiang Yu cheated! Jiang Yu: Teacher, Lin Qiuyue farted! Lin Qiuyue: Jiang Yu, my parents aren't home, and I'm a little scared by myself. Can I stay at your place tonight? 8.3kReads9.0Score527Shelves
12. 162 斩 Slay the Gods: Yingzi, Mind Yourself. Don't Do Anything Reckless! 斩神：缨子请自重，你别乱来呀！ Clear Breeze Fish Balls清风鱼丸Male-Channel Fanfiction1.4M WordsCompleted Ye Xiaobai transmigrates into the world of Slay the Gods and obtains an Emotion System. The stronger the person whose emotions he stirs, the greater their emotional fluctuations, and the richer the rewards he receives. So here's the question: which emotion is easiest to provoke? The answer is obviously anger. In other words, making people see red makes you stronger, and Ye Xiaobai knows exactly how to do that. And so Ye Xiaobai gradually starts letting loose. “Hey, Yingzi, you should've been dri 13.1kReads9.2Score1.2kShelves

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    The protagonist's lips were as sweet as honey, making people blush instantly.

13. 163 老 You Old Creep, You Crossed Me? I’ll Steal Your Daughter Right Back! 老登得罪我？我反手拐走你女儿！ Sleeping Dragon Ahead眠龙在前Urban334k WordsCompleted Life is unpredictable. His girlfriend owns a house, and from the start, she dumps him. Luckily, he immediately binds to a delinquent biker livestream System! As long as his actions fit the delinquent biker persona, he’ll get rewards! Just then, a beautiful senior in her third year of college asks Lu Ye to help deal with her family pressuring her to marry. Lu Ye dyes his hair blond, puts on pointed-toe shoes and studded pants, hops on his scooter, and shows up as a full-on delinquent punk! The fi 2.9kReads7.4Score167Shelves
14. 164 直 Livestream: One Song, "Tears of a Dancer," Leaves Dai Xiaomei Stunned 直播：一首舞女泪，唱懵呆小妹 An Accident是个意外Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + outrageous antics + sign-in rewards + comedy + absurdity + female streamer + female entertainer] Jiang Yun unexpectedly obtains a livestream sign-in System. All he has to do is livestream to receive sign-in rewards! To rack up livestream hours and claim the System’s rewards, he decides to connect with other streamers. His first guest is the popular streamer Dai Xiaomei. Dai Xiaomei: “What talents do you have?” Jiang Yun: “I can sing.” Dai Xiaomei: “Let’s hear it.” Jiang Yun: “On 47.2kReads9.1Score3kShelves
15. 165 我 The Half-Demon Young Master of My Family Never Plays by the Rules 我家半妖少主从来不讲武德 San Jiu Ling三久零Urban1.9M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy] [Single heroine] [Passionate] [Coming of age] [Family] [No System, no brainless plot] [The protagonist’s personality changes gradually; don’t read if that’s not for you] A young man from Huaxia, with a pair of swords in hand. One sword severs souls! One sword smites evil! He’s a little unscrupulous, but not too much! With the body of a half-demon, he cuts through every obstacle. And becomes an unrivaled demon king! But... You’re a demon king, for crying out loud. Can’t you do any 14.6kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves

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    The sixth brother's witty and sarcastic writing. I highly recommend the fourth book; the plot is quite interesting. The second book has rather unique humor, hahaha!

16. 166 让 I Told You to Confess, So Why Did You Hit on the Underworld Boss's Daughter? 让你表白，你找上黑道千金？ Mu Twenty-Nine暮二十九Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [System + family + one heroine + sweet everyday romance + lighthearted comedy] Su Jiang is a first-year university student who unexpectedly awakens a System. [Host, confess your feelings to someone of the opposite sex within thirty seconds. Fail, and you die immediately!] With no other choice, Su Jiang confesses to An Rou, the class beauty, in front of the whole class. Su Jiang: “An Rou, I like you. Would you go out with me?” An Rou: “What do you like about me?” Su Jiang: “Uh… your legs are real 57.5kReads9.4Score6kShelves

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    The system description is perfectly matched to the particularly hilarious one; it is non-toxic and safe to consume.

17. 167 我 I'm a Cash-Grabbing Streamer! But the Big Spender Really Does Send Gifts! 我，圈钱主播！但大哥是真刷啊！ Blue Chalk蓝色粉笔Urban1.8M WordsCompleted Jiang Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens a livestream money-grabbing System! As long as he earns gifts and tips and meets his cash-grabbing targets, he can receive random rewards from the System! And so, the internet's most shamelessly money-hungry streamer is born! "Boss! Singing, dancing, doing stunts, rapping, standing on my head, whatever other streamers can do, I can do too. And whatever they can't do, I can do even better!" "Boss, just tell me what you want me to do! As lon 162.5kReads9.4Score14.7kShelves

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    The protagonist, Jiang Feng, transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens a live-streaming money-making system. He can obtain random rewards by completing money-making targets.

18. 168 让 You Put Me on a Dating Show, So Why Am I Competing in the Peak Tournament? 让你上恋综，你搁那儿打巅峰赛？ Life Is Like Morning Dew and a Flashing Flower生如朝露昙花Urban698k WordsCompleted If you could live your life over, have you ever wondered what the most comfortable way to lie flat and give up would be? Lu Ming gets a second chance at life. After spending half his life as a wage slave, he now has a shortcut right in front of him, and he swears he’ll seize it. He copies songs, books, and scripts without a shred of guilt. He doesn’t have that ridiculous need to keep his hands clean while pretending to be morally superior. He’s just an ordinary person who wants to live a little 37.9kReads9.2Score3kShelves

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    I found it quite interesting before.

19. 169 百 The Confucian Sage Across the Ages 百代儒宗 A Tree Falls to Dust一木落尘Eastern Fantasy3.2M WordsCompleted [Confucian Cultivation]+ [No System]+ [A Very Cautious Protagonist]+ [Everyday Comedy] Also known as: My Senior Schoolmate Really Doesn’t Seem Like a Bookish Sort! Working hard? No way. Isn’t slacking off so much better? Standing out? No way. Isn’t lying flat wonderful? In a world overrun by demons and monsters, humanity built a wall and defended itself in a corner of the East Sea. Guan 3.7kReads8.4Score309Shelves
20. 170 躺 Lying Flat at the Brothel, Listening to Music, and Now the System Is Panicking 躺平勾栏听曲，系统急了 Open Wide for Candy张嘴吃糖Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + funny + invincible master lineage + bandit System + powerful backer + whole sect full of sneaky schemers + everyone’s favorite + throwing his weight around + cultivation, but not too serious, all about mining] After spending five years listening to music in the pleasure quarters, the System can't take it anymore. [System: Buddy, do you want to be invincible in this world? Just complete the beginner's quest...] Xu Anshan: Do you think I need that? I am the Peak Master of Wushi Pea 50.1kReads9.4Score5.1kShelves

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    It's hilarious! He keeps calling out to the backstage staff, the apprentice calls him "Master," and the Master calls him "Master" again.

21. 171 仙 Blessed Beyond the Heavens 仙福齐天 Spicy Pickled Peppers and Pork Ribs糟辣椒炒排骨Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted What is cultivation really for? To strengthen the self and seek the path to immortality? Or to break free of fate’s shackles and grasp life’s true meaning? Perhaps to find a sanctuary for the soul and gain the power to challenge the heavens? No. None of those. At least, not for Li Chuan. He’s here to enjoy the blessings of an immortal… 30.9kReads8.3Score2.4kShelves

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    It's so awesome! The main character doesn't have a partner and keeps getting along with other people's!

22. 172 具 A Trash Materialization-Type? I Materialize a Gundam Instead 具化系垃圾？我反手具化一台高达 Summon the Jade Emperor召唤玉帝Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Reborn] + [System] + [Superpowers] The protagonist is dumped by a System into a parallel world overrun with Superpowers and strange beasts. But the System shows up ten years late, only appearing at the moment the protagonist nearly kicks the bucket. To make up for it, it gives him a chance to be Reborn. Wang Qian: "This time, I'll make my enemies pay..." "Come on, quit whining. How about I give you an SSS-rank talent?" "Still not happy? How about some external skeletal armor!" "Not satisfied ye 4.4kReads8.8Score503Shelves

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    These all count; they all have silly and funny plots. I only recommended them after watching them, no joke.

23. 173 我 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 23.9kReads9.6Score3.5kShelves
24. 174 让 You Asked Me to Make Equipment, So What’s with These Black Stockings? 让你打造装备，这黑丝是什么鬼？ A Powder-Pink Toothbrush一支粉牙刷Urban1.5M WordsCompleted (Lighthearted daily life. Please don’t complain if it’s not your thing.) Games descend upon reality, bringing savage beasts and eerie places where no one survives. Humanity’s survival is under grave threat. Fortunately, everyone can awaken a class and gain extraordinary powers at the age of eighteen. At the most important moment of his life, Su Ming awakens the most useless class of all, [Blacksmith], and the school abandons him in no time. But Su Ming’s class panel mutates, awakening the hidden 4.9kReads8.4Score553Shelves
25. 175 你 You Call That a Healer? She Bludgeons Everyone to Death 你管这叫奶妈？她把人头都锤爆了 Mu Huichun暮回春Ancient Romance3.6M WordsOngoing The print edition of I Can Pluck the Stars is available on all platforms. Genius + rich woman from the start. The day Ning Ruan left her village, a menace appeared on the Nine Provinces Continent. A mage? A sword cultivator? No, she just wanted to be a healer! All the continent’s geniuses: Shut up, you poisonous healer! Later: “Help! I never knew healers could heal people to death until I met Ning Ruan!” “But isn’t she a metal-element spiritual adept?” “Isn’t she wood-element?” “She’s clearl 212.5kReads9.5Score17.7kShelves
26. 176 头 Got a Hard Head? Even the Gods Get Smashed by My Brick 头铁？神明来了也得吃我一板砖 I Write with My Own Pen我以我笔Urban441k WordsCompleted [Comedy + One Female Lead + Almost Invincible + Spiritual Qi Revival + Slaying Gods] My name is Su Bai, and I'm a transmigrator with a System. From the start, people thought I was mentally ill, but I drove the doctor insane instead. Then I bound myself to a God-Tier Lottery System and obtained supreme divine skills. And so... [Ten-Cold River God] “The Milky Way is a river too, you know~” [Make a Friend Out of Nothing] Silently say, “I have a friend,” and you can summon a clone. [Evenly Matched] 7.9kReads8.9Score652Shelves
27. 177 身 The Ultimate Identity-Swap Challenge: I Shocked the World 身份互换大挑战，我震惊了全世界 Rabbits Are So Cute兔兔那么可爱Urban637k WordsCompleted Lighthearted + funny + devoted father and filial son + wish-fulfillment Chen Yuan joins a reality show called The Great Identity Swap Challenge. As the son, he has to earn money to support the family, while his middle-aged father has to study hard. By the time Chen Yuan's name has spread across the world, his dad is still exclaiming, “Studying... is so hard!” 638Reads9.0Score105Shelves

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    ① The protagonist's skills are all conceptual, so I advise against watching at night, you'll laugh uncontrollably [staring]. ② The humble protagonist just wants to survive and escape his younger brother's sacrificial aura, what's wrong with that? 👉👈 Qin Feng: That's right, watch Qin Feng's various ways of tricking the protagonist. I also suggest not watching at night, you'll laugh yourself crazy. ③ Father and son switch identities, Chen Yuan: Old Deng, I've become the richest man, how come your grades are still failing? Lai Zi: I didn't know it was so hard [crying]. Don't watch at night either, you'll laugh so hard you'll roll on the floor.

28. 178 凶 That Criminal Acts Too Well: The Special Police Asked How Many Years I’d Been Inside 凶犯演太好，特警问我蹲过几年 Meow Meow Neil喵喵尼尔Urban360k WordsCompleted (Criminal mastermind + showbiz + a little bit of people imagining things) Li Si obtains the [Crime System], and from then on, the entertainment industry gains an oddball. When other people's new movies come out, their fans cheer with excitement. When his new movie comes out, his fans only ask one thing: “Boss, the special police still haven't hauled you off to jail?” Film Emperor: “The first time I acted opposite him, I thought the crew had hired someone straight out of prison. But it turned 4kReads9.2Score570Shelves
29. 179 手 I Built a Nuclear Bomb by Hand, and You Call Yourself the Weakest Tech-Type? 手搓核弹，你说你是最弱科技系？ Cloud Dreams in the Ninth Heaven九霄云梦Sports1.5M WordsCompleted [Class Advancement for Everyone + Games Become Reality + Unstoppable Hero + Hilarious, Absurd Power Fantasy] This is an age when everyone can advance to a class. Dungeons, rifts, and secret realms are everywhere, bringing challenges, risks, and opportunities. When Zhou Han advances, he becomes a Tech Pioneer, one of the world’s universally recognized weakest tech-class members! His skills take forever to cast, do little damage, and have long cooldowns. Everyone looks down on him! Just as Zhou Ha 2kReads8.2Score215Shelves
30. 180 东 Northeastern China’s Absurd Cultivation: Nobody’s Reliable 东北沙雕修仙：全员不靠谱 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsOngoing [Northeastern China Comedy Cultivation] [Lighthearted Humor] [Fantasy Xianxia] [Sword Cultivator] [System] [One Female Lead] [Nobody Has It Together] While everyone else cultivates by flying through the sky on swords, Lu Qingheng's very first day of cultivation ends with his ancestral sword case ordering him to go patch a wall. The old case won't give him divine arts, spirit stones, or an invincible cheat. It only smokes, spits out notes, assigns chores, and shifts the blame. [Beginner Quest: Pa 131Reads—Score—Shelves

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    While routines have always been popular, only humor reigns supreme.

31. 181 我 I’m a Paragon of the Righteous Path, Yet I’m Bound to a Blackmail System 我，正道楷模！身负勒索系统 Principal Typhoon台风校长Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted Li Dao transmigrated to another world and became a famous good Samaritan. He also awakened a Super Blackmail System. Its only function was to strengthen anything he extorted! [Ding! Extortion successful. Southern Bright Li Fire has been upgraded to Southern Bright Divine Fire.] … And so, Li Dao extorted prodigies while maintaining his image as a paragon of righteousness. The Saintess came to break off their engagement? She'd better watch her step on the way back. The Holy Son came to provoke hi 7.1kReads8.8Score551Shelves
32. 182 人 I’m in a Book: How Did I Become the Protagonist’s Sidekick? 人在书中:我居然成了主角的小弟 A Piece of Rotten Wood一块烂木头Urban1.0M WordsCompleted When Yang Tian wakes up, he discovers that he has transmigrated into the world of a novel about an Immortal Emperor reborn, and has somehow become the protagonist’s sidekick. Most importantly, he has a System! “Ding! System mission issued. Host, find a way to survive being hunted by ten wolfhounds! Survive and receive a System reward!” “Ye Chen, help me! Wolfhounds are after me!” “Ding! System mission issued. Survive the pursuit of a top assassin!” “Ye Chen!” “Ding!” Yang Tian held up the finger 1.6kReads8.6Score173Shelves

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    Both are good, both are funny, and both have decent writing skills. They're also quite interesting; they're very talented. There are so many famous jokes that you'll laugh until you can't breathe. Read on, young man!

33. 183 杂 A Servant with Heaven-Defying Comprehension: I Can Dismantle Every Cultivation Technique 杂役悟性逆天：我能拆解天下功法 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Eastern Fantasy456k WordsCompleted Lin Yuan transmigrates to a world of cultivation and becomes the most inconspicuous menial disciple of the Tai Xuan Sect. While others painstakingly cultivate their techniques, he can spot their flaws at a glance. While others fight over inheritances, he can take fragmented texts, formation diagrams, alchemy recipes, and magical artifacts apart and rebuild them layer by layer. From the servants' quarters to the inner sect, from secret-realm palaces to the grand debate across the Nine Provinces, 127Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 184 天 Heavenly Abyss 天渊 Mu Xiao Sansheng沐潇三生Eastern Fantasy6.4M WordsOngoing (The print edition has been published and is available to buy online) A hundred years ago, Chen Qingyuan entered a forbidden zone called the Heavenly Abyss. His soul lamp went out, and everyone believed he was dead. Today, Chen Qingyuan has emerged from the forbidden zone alive, but his cultivation has been destroyed and his spiritual roots severed. With his beloved breaking off their engagement and the various sects bullying him, what is Chen Qingyuan supposed to do? “Chen Qingyuan, you have tw 976.7kReads9.4Score99.9kShelves

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    I'm really fed up with these old fogies. They have a system but they still don't do anything right. [Facepalm]

35. 185 世 Worlds Collide, and Everyone Around Me Is a Main Character 世界乱入，我身边竟然都是主角 Tian Can Chen Xi天蚕辰西Male-Channel Fanfiction607k WordsCompleted Gu Beicheng transmigrates into this world with a Choice System, only to have the campus belle force him to be her boyfriend in front of everyone? Wait, this world is actually a magical one where countless universes have merged!!! The campus belle’s bodyguard beats up a King of Soldiers, a Dragon King, and a War God, then gets into a fight with superpowered beasts? The King of Soldiers hammers the Dragon King, then turns around and brawls with a Nether Demon? The War God returns with a hundred th 16.9kReads9.1Score888Shelves
36. 186 让 I Asked You to Awaken a Divine Skill, Not Turn Everything into Causality Manipulation! 让你觉醒神技，全部因果律了？ Feilan, Writing Ten Thousand Words a Day日万的废蓝Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy + outrageously cheeky + cause and effect + decisive and ruthless] Living things across the globe mutate. At this moment of crisis, humanity awakens special talents to protect the last remnants of civilization. Zhuge Lan activates a divine-skill System, and every skill is an absurd law of cause and effect! [Evil-Exorcising Swordplay!]: Forces the target to undergo castration! [What is wrong with you?!]: Inflicts negative buffs on the target. For example, an invisible target will get diarr 21kReads9.0Score2.4kShelves
37. 187 模 Simulated Universe: I Became the Creator God in the Cultivation World 模拟宇宙：我在修真界当创世神 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Sci-Fi & Apocalypse299k WordsCompleted Have you ever suddenly forgotten what you were about to do? Do you sometimes feel that someone is watching you from beyond the world? Have you ever felt, for just a moment, that your own name or the names of your loved ones were unfamiliar? Have you ever given something your all, only to always fall short at the very last step? Don't be afraid. It may not be your imagination. Your world might just be an AI simulator. And your life is a bug written badly by some lazy agent, which hasn't gotten ar 14Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 188 一 One Man, One Donkey, One Dog: The Path to Immortality 一人一驴一狗去修仙 New Sage Lord of the Three Realms三界新圣主Eastern Fantasy6.0M WordsOngoing [Sneaky and shameless + outrageously crafty + scheming + satisfying power fantasy + master of dirty tricks + lighthearted + no shame] When fighting people: “Dahei, go be the bait! Er Lyuzi, kick him in the butt while I smack the back of his head!” When fighting ghosts: “Dahei, spit blood at it! Er Lyuzi, blast it with your farts while I blow it up with a Divine Fire Thunderbolt Pill!” When fighting demons: “Dahei, use triple the dose of Five-Step Drop! Er Lyuzi, get the demon-binding rope and th 18kReads9.2Score1.6kShelves
39. 189 疯 Are You Crazy? I'm a Healer, Yet I Have Nothing but Forbidden Spells? 疯了吧！我一个奶妈全是禁咒？ The Cat Who Doesn't Lick Its Fur不舔毛的猫Sports1.2M WordsCompleted [Class change for all + fast-paced wish fulfillment + one young lady heroine + passionate national warfare + brotherhood + a priest who can kill gods with one hit] Also known as: What the heck? I'm a healer, but all my skills are forbidden spells? Games descend upon reality, monsters overrun the globe, and the age of class changes begins. Once you successfully change classes, you can grow stronger just like in an online game by killing monsters, grinding dungeons, and completing quests. On class 251Reads8.7Score108Shelves
40. 190 木EN Wood Is Only for Support? Then I’ll Armor a Giant Buddha with Susanoo 木系只能辅助？我直接须佐套大佛 Remember to Smile.记得要笑.Urban1.6M WordsCompleted “That kid is an SSS-rank talent, and the weakest Wood-type user to boot! Hilarious!” Ye Chen gives a scornful smile. “Ever heard of... the True Thousand-Armed Kanon?” When that mighty Buddha descends, the world finally understands! The talent wasn’t weak! It was the person using it! “Hey, aren’t you a Wood-type user? Can you explain what that fire is? What, are you trying to become an alchemist too?” Ye Chen shakes his head helplessly. “My talent is only just a tiny bit amazing~” When tens of mi 28.3kReads8.8Score9.7kShelves
41. 191 一 The Outcast: I'm the Head of the Paparazzi 一人之下：我是狗仔队头子 Lucky Home Watermelon Candy旺宅西瓜糖Anime Fanfiction226k WordsCompleted “Shocking! Zhang Mouyu, a well-known figure from a certain Hu Mountain, refuses to take responsibility for a certain woman!” “Is this a moral collapse or a distortion of human nature? Pictures and proof included. Read the full article for details.” In a dim room, a handsome young man looked with satisfaction at the post on his computer. 5.7kReads8.0Score229Shelves
42. 192 师 My Master Taught Me to Be a Bandit, So I Taught Him to Be a Sneaky Schemer 师尊教我当土匪，我教师尊当老六 Eye-Catching醒目Eastern Fantasy500k WordsOngoing Original title: My Master Taught Me to Be a Bandit, So I Taught Him to Be a Sneaky Old Fox. Also known as: Totems of the Myriad Daos. Jiang Feng, a street artist, dies in an accident and wakes up as the sixth prince of the Great Zhou Dynasty. His mother, a consort, was murdered by the empress, and the crown prince bullies him. From then on, his goal is to kill the empress, destroy the crown prince, and take down the emperor. At the age of twelve, Jiang Feng volunteers to lead an army into the de 6Reads6.2Score—Shelves
43. 193 这 This Streamer Is Human, but Barely Has Any Humanity 这主播是个人，但人性不多 Wang Yi妄以Urban339k WordsCompleted Yang Jiu transmigrates to a parallel world, where he happens to join a show called Ordinary People, Extraordinary Idols and gets bound to a Popularity System. After a series of outrageous stunts, more and more people suspect he’s one of the dropouts who slipped through nine years of compulsory education. Yang Jiu couldn’t care less. Swaggering, he declares, “I scored 740 on my college entrance exam back in the day. Too bad heaven is jealous of talent, and my family didn’t want me around, so I we 316Reads7.4Score—Shelves
44. 194 全 Global Class Change: My Beautiful Deskmate Gave Herself to Me from the Start 全民转职：我的美女同桌开局白给 Yu Haona煜浩呐Sports1.6M WordsCompleted Also known as: All-Class Awakening: I Have an Arrow That Can Slay Gods and Demons Online game + All-class awakening + Skill-based gameplay + Face-slapping surprises + Server-wide announcements + One heroine The age of all-class awakening has arrived, and Lin Yi has awakened as an archer! In his previous life, he knew nothing about how to play an archer. Though he had the sharpest mind, he lacked the skills to put his knowledge into practice. In the end, he died with regrets, and even the woman h 4.5kReads8.8Score464Shelves
45. 195 开 Serving Poisonous Chicken Soup on Livestream from the Start, I Almost Made the Audience Die Laughing 开局直播毒鸡汤，差点笑死观众 Blending Into the Dust浑光同尘Urban2.3M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + Comedy + Everyday Life + “Healing” + Wild Card + Reclusive Oddball] Wang Shifeng transmigrated to a world where depression was rampant under relentless pressure. Naturally kind-hearted, he decided to heal this miserable world with his own optimism and humor. To a fan who was frustrated with life, he offered this heartfelt advice: “Hang in there. Once you're done suffering in this life, you can start suffering in the next!” To fans afraid of being crushed by the rat race, he eager 13kReads8.9Score821Shelves
46. 196 全 Global Class Change: I Can Stack Artifact Affixes Without Limit 全民转职：我神器词条无限叠加 Snow Flies, the Sky Is Young飞雪连夭Sports1.2M WordsCompleted Lu Cang transmigrated to a world where everyone could choose a class. Instead, he awakened as a B-rank Armorer. His class had only one special feature: he could equip every type of gear. Fortunately, Lu Cang awakened the Divine Gear Compendium. He could synthesize every divine artifact in the world! And he could combine all of their stats into one! From then on, Lu Cang was unstoppable! Nuclear Annihilation Bow + Million-Split Bow = one basic attack that fires a million nuclear annihilation arro 35.2kReads9.1Score3.3kShelves
47. 197 鄙 I, for One, Specialize in Getting Myself Killed 鄙人独善作死 As Long as the Green Hills Remain苟得青山在Urban2.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to another world, he obtains a Hatred Absorption System. He has to absorb hatred to increase his combat power. Well, then, my apologies, everyone. Hey, sis over there! Have you eaten? If not, take this punch! 24.9kReads9.3Score2.6kShelves
48. 198 我 I'm a Sneaky Sixth, and Everyone Wants to Kill Me 我是个老六，所有人都想刀了我 Could You Stop Rushing Me?别催行不行Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted [Decisive killing + no female lead + satisfying read + System] After Lin Jiu entered the Horror World, he acquired an evolvable talent: Kidney Collector. From then on, he never looked back from the path of being a sneaky bastard. “You collected a pair of kidneys and mastered the S-rank skill Kidney Strike!” “You collected a pair of kidneys and mastered the S-rank skill Warp!” “You collected a kidney and mastered the S-rank skill Chaotic Calculation!” Miss Cannibal, please be careful. I only 8kReads9.3Score678Shelves
49. 199 秀 I Turned the Whole Class of Underachievers Around, and You Call Me a Homeroom Teacher? 秀翻整个学渣班，你管这叫班主任 Pomelo to Go with Wine柚子下酒吃Urban669k WordsCompleted Reborn as the homeroom teacher of a class of good-for-nothings, Lu Ze gets the [Super Hardcore Teacher System]. Lu Ze: Nice to meet you. How about this: Class monitor, make a group chat and add everyone. Class monitor: Sure thing, Mr. Lu. The next second. Lu Ze: All right, the 25 students who’ve joined the group, hand over your phones. What kind of teacher is this? What a scam! Another time. Lu Ze: Come on, everyone, repeat after me: “Though old, I am still strong; though my hair is white, my am 4.3kReads9.5Score528Shelves
50. 200 你EN You Go Crazy, I Go Crazier, Side by Side on a Dating Show 你发癫，我更癫，恋综上面肩并肩 Six-Six Fruit六六果Two Male Leads640k WordsCompleted [Audio drama now available~~~] [Dual Male Leads + One-on-One Romance + Dating Reality Show, Hilarious, Sweet, and Satisfying] [Unhinged Young Heartthrob VS Even More Unhinged CEO] He transmigrates into a book and immediately gets pressured by a scumbag into breaking off their engagement? Shen Yan goes berserk on the spot: “If you want to save face, you have to give some too. Having a mistress doesn’t make you right. Pay me four million, or I’ll see you outside the proctology clinic!” Early i 25.3kReads9.5Score3.6kShelves

    Reader note

    The first and third books don't have a system, but they're incredibly hilarious and hilariously absurd. Just read them, you won't utter a sound. The second book is also hilarious and has a system, which is perfectly fitting. The only downside is that it's not finished yet, but it's absolutely fantastic.

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