
You Old Creep, You Crossed Me? I’ll Steal Your Daughter Right Back!
老登得罪我?我反手拐走你女儿!
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- Completed
- Length
- 334k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High-Concept
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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It's a very good refreshing article. When I'm basically not angry, I think it's quite refreshing to read, and I don't feel there's anything poisonous about it. But I don't like the succubus halo thing, although it doesn't seem to have much presence. Also, it looks a bit like an urban miracle doctor, and then adds a more funny element, which makes it easier to accept. Also, God has four kidneys
Hello Laodeng, I have copied your book and published it on other platforms. The feedback from readers has been very good and the profits have been good. Recently, there have been a lot of requests from readers for more chapters. I hope the author will add more chapters so as not to affect my profits. Hope to know what happens!
Author, are you sure you don't have any side jobs? I see that Huang Mao is getting more and more skilled, the author [thinking][thinking]
The acting was very successful and consistent, and the writing was very enjoyable. However, the plot was not very good. It progressed very quickly. I got to know a certain boss in a few days. The favorability of the female protagonists gradually increased. The system released guides for who and who. It felt like the nature had changed.
When you update, subtle flaws will be magnified, and the greenness of the writing will be criticized. When you update twice, a little patience is born, and the progress of the plot is paid more attention to. When you are on the third watch, the little praise starts to sound, and the number of dead harvests starts to decrease. When you update the fifth update, readers' support will spontaneously form, and the voices of praise will become louder and louder. When you are at the tenth watch, the Confucian debates are deafening, and the tolerant attitude is implemented both internally and externally. When you are twenty, you will have a place in the bookworm's memories. Even in your long life, your name will leave a dazzling trace. Updates may not solve all problems, but more than 90% of problems come from insufficient updates.
Don't read this novel at night, because you'll laugh until you can't sleep [facepalm]. If you're reading a mindless and funny novel, don't use your brain. Reading it without your mind will make you really happy [facepalm]
The writing is very good. I got the Huangmao system guide "Good Girl", but unfortunately it was unfinished. The author said that the data was too poor, so I chose the pigeon. To be honest, the writing in this book is quite good. This book has 300,000 words. I read it for a day and a half. I thought it was quite interesting and I read it in one sitting. I didn't expect that a book with such writing style would be omitted because of poor data. It's such a pity.
This book is very good, but I never expected it to end so quickly. Did the author hear this? If you write another book in the future, could you please not update it so short [angry][angry][angry][angry]
Confucius said, "When three people are walking together, they must have me as their teacher." Just then, I saw that your literary talent was exquisite, and your grand arguments astonished everyone. I nodded with love, leaned over to give inspiring instructions, and babbled on one or two fallacies, disrespectful remarks, and bad words. I beg you to understand it. I am honored to be taught by you. Congratulations to you.
Lao Deng, I advise you to update a thousand photos a day, otherwise you won't be able to enjoy your juice [smile]