You Old Creep, You Crossed Me? I’ll Steal Your Daughter Right Back!
老登得罪我？我反手拐走你女儿！
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- Completed
- Length
- 334k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High-Concept
- Updated
- 1y ago
- English
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It's a pretty good, satisfying read; there's basically no time for the protagonist to suffer 🤔 It's quite enjoyable to read, and I didn't find any major flaws. However, I didn't like that succubus halo thing, even though it didn't seem to have a very strong presence. Also, it's somewhat like an urban fantasy novel, but with added comedic elements, making it easier to enjoy than typical urban fantasy stories. And what the hell is with the four kidneys?!
Hi Lao Deng, I copied your book and published it on other platforms. The feedback from readers has been very good, and the revenue is decent. Recently, there have been a lot of readers urging me to update more chapters, so as not to affect my revenue. Please understand!
Author, are you sure you don't have any side hustles? This blond guy seems to be getting more and more skilled. Author 🤔🤔
The role-playing was very successful and fitting, making it a particularly enjoyable read. The only downside was the plot; the story progressed very quickly—he met a powerful figure within days, the female leads' affection levels skyrocketed, and the system even issued guides to romance certain characters. It felt like the nature of the story had changed.
When you update once, minor flaws will be magnified, and your writing style will be criticized. When you're up two hours in a row, a little patience is born, and the plot's progress becomes more important. When you're up past midnight, small praises begin to emerge, and the number of dead harvests begins to decline.
Don't read this novel at night, because you'll laugh so hard you won't be able to sleep 🤦. When reading mindless, lighthearted, and funny stories, don't use your brain. Reading without thinking is truly enjoyable 🤦
The book was well-written, featuring a story about a blond-haired man using a system to woo a well-behaved girl, but unfortunately, it had a bad ending. The author said the data was too poor, so he chose to abandon the project. To be honest, the writing style of this book is quite good. It's 300,000 words long, and I read it in a day and a half, finding it quite interesting and finishing it in one go. It's a real shame that a book with such good writing was cancelled due to poor sales figures.
This book was really good, but I never expected it to end so quickly. Author, are you listening? If you write another book in the future, could you please not update so frequently? 😠😠😠😠
Confucius said, "Among three people walking together, there must be one who can teach me." Just now, I saw your exquisite writing and your profound insights that astonished everyone present. I couldn't help but nod in admiration and humbly offer my guidance. I rambled on with a few erroneous remarks, which may have been disrespectful and clumsy. I humbly request your forgiveness. I would be extremely honored if you could offer your guidance. Best wishes.
Old Deng, I advise you to update a thousand pages a day, otherwise you won't get any good juice 🙂