
My System Keeps Trying to Make Me Go Bald
我的系统整天都想让我秃头
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- Completed
- Length
- 1.6M Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High-Concept
- Updated
- 11mo ago
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- Fanqie
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I understand the author's love for basketball, but it's a bit incomprehensible to outsiders, giving the impression that it's mixed with personal information. The book is not exciting, it is interesting but not exciting, so please give it a try, author.
7 Points! It's pretty good, the main character is quite funny, but I don't want to hear about playing basketball, I just want to play basketball endlessly. It's interesting, but limited.
I have read more than 240 chapters so far. The writing is good, but there are still some problems that I personally feel are not good enough. 1. It's ok to be abstract, but it's always abstract with the heroines. It's like this every time. There's no freshness and it makes people feel like they don't want to continue watching. 2. Since it is a rebirth, when I shoot a short video with a few classmates in the dormitory, even if the protagonist does not rely on the system, he will not have no ideas at all. 3. ⑴ It's a useless system. You still need to practice hard to play ball skills. This not only makes people who like Shuangwen feel that the system is powerful, but also makes people who don't like Shuangwen feel that it is redundant. ⑵ The same goes for monetary rewards. I don't feel the effect of the rewarded money at all. The protagonist basically doesn't consume anything, except for buying himself a car in more than 200 chapters. At present, ⑶ attribute points do not seem to have a big effect. The added physical attribute is more like a result of hard training rather than a reward from the system. There is not much difference between adding intelligence and not adding it. These are the questions for the time being. Of course, everyone has different opinions when reading novels. These are just some of my personal opinions. I will continue to read on, hoping that there will be more surprises later. I also wish the author good luck in his achievements.
This is really funny, and unlike the previous ones that only think about making money as soon as they have a system, this one is written more delicately, and the interaction between the protagonist and his roommates is very abstract [Like] Super funny, really good-looking
Throughout the novel, there are endless jokes and jokes. But it's all applied mechanically, with the system tasks as the main line, and the various female supporting characters as the side lines, pushing each other forward. The various pretentious plots are not bloody but also very innovative. I particularly appreciate this. Nowadays, in the environment of tomato novels, there are either luxury cars or all kinds of famous watches that pretend to be cool and slap in the face. As soon as you have money, you will rely on luxury cars and famous watches. It's really disgusting. Is it because I can't write a pretentious plot without luxury watches and cars? I'm sorry I got excited. Very well written, keep up the good work.
I'll give it four stars. The writing is okay, but it's a pity that it's written about basketball. I don't understand basketball. If you like basketball, you can read it.
The writing style is good. If the author writes about basketball or supernatural stories, you will definitely have a place. Even if it is about other sports, I think it is okay. Or he can write a pure love story. This book does not have such a large proportion of love.
It looks so good. It makes me laugh. How could it be so ridiculous? Especially during the filming of the short play, I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt
The writing is unexpectedly delicate, the laughter and curses are just an eye-catching appearance, but the underlying emotions and characterization are truly amazing. This should be an underrated masterpiece. Looking at the later part, the separation between the jokes and the emotional story is serious. I feel that the author has no outline in the later period and is a bit drifting. Is it hard to hold on?
The writing is nice, but even if you don't like basketball, don't go there. This is written around basketball. I thought it was just a little bit, but it turns out there are a lot of basketballs at the end and I can't stand it anymore. I came to see the harem, not basketball.