My System Keeps Trying to Make Me Go Bald
我的系统整天都想让我秃头
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- Completed
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- 1.6M Words
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- Urban
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- Urban High-Concept
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- 1y ago
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- Tears Soaking My Chicken Rice, I Swear I'll Live Off Others Every Day泪水打湿鸡腿饭发誓天天吃软饭Alternate title on Fanqie
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I understand the author's love for basketball, but it's a bit hard for outsiders to understand, giving the impression of personal bias. The book is entertaining, but I don't quite get the adrenaline-pumping parts. Keep it up, author!
7/10! Pretty good, the main character is quite funny, but I really don't want to hear about the basketball stuff. The endless basketball scenes are interesting, but also somewhat limited.
I've read over 240 chapters so far, and it's well-written, but there are still some issues that I personally feel are not good enough. 1. Abstraction is fine, but if the relationships between the female leads are always abstract and the same every time, it lacks novelty and makes viewers want to stop watching.
This is really funny, and unlike those other novels where the protagonist's only thought is making money as soon as they have a system, this one is written with more detail, and the interaction between the protagonist and his roommate is quite abstract. 👍 It's hilarious, really good!
The novel is brimming with jokes and gags, yet they feel forced in. The main plot revolves around the system's tasks, with various female supporting characters serving as subplots, all interconnected and driving the narrative forward. The various "show-off" scenes are neither melodramatic nor cliché, which I particularly appreciate.
I'd give it four stars. It's alright, but unfortunately it's about basketball, which I don't understand. Basketball fans might enjoy it.
The writing is good. If the author were to write basketball or supernatural stories, they would definitely find a place in the genre. Even other sports stories would be fine, I think. Or, they could write a pure romance novel, though romance doesn't seem to be the dominant element in this one.
It's hilarious, I'm dying of laughter! How can it be so silly? Especially the short skit segment, it made my stomach hurt from laughing so much.
The writing is unexpectedly delicate; the humor and satire are merely the eye-catching surface. The underlying emotions and character portrayals are truly stunning. This is a gem whose rating is underrated. Towards the end, the use of internet slang and the emotional story became quite disconnected. It felt like the author lacked a clear outline in the later parts and seemed to be drifting along. Was the author losing control of the narrative?
The writing is good, but if you don't like basketball, you shouldn't read it. It's supposed to be about basketball, but then there's a huge amount of basketball stuff later on, and I couldn't keep reading. I came for a harem story, not basketball.