Reborn by Accident: I Became Green from Back to the Wolf Pack

Name: Reborn by Accident: I Became Green from Back to the Wolf Pack
Author: The Great Dao Strikes True, Pangu Transforms into a Divine Maiden

手滑重生：我成了重返狼群的格林

by The Great Dao Strikes True, Pangu Transforms into a Divine Maiden (大道打真盘古化神女)

Status: Completed
Length: 256k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 5mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Single heroine + silly comedy + System + reborn] Please don’t read if that’s not your thing.

I stayed up all night crying over Grimm until my pillow was soaked. The next second, a Chaos big shot with butterfingers yanked me straight into a wolf den in Zoige.

The good news: I became Grimm.

The bad news: The big shot’s hand slipped, and a broken Chaos blade got stuck in my butt. The System showed up seven days late, and Wolf Mom and all my brothers and sisters had starved to death. I had just one breath left.

Even worse: I was bound to the [Butterfingers Compensation Wolf King System], which could do nothing but screw me over.

To stay alive, I was forced to put on an award-winning performance.

First, I drove the silly dog Laifu to question its entire existence. Then I got a nosebleed in the bath and nearly got mistaken for a pervert.

After Li Dad electrocuted my soul out of my body with a 9.9-yuan charger with free shipping, I had a sudden idea and pretended to be an 8,000-yuan smart robot dog.

I bribed a vet with 500 yuan to insist I had a “bionic heartbeat system.”

When Li Dad tried to take apart my motherboard, Li Weiyi went on Taobao at two thirty in the morning and rushed an identical replacement dog to the door.

The delivery driver, sporting dark circles, complained, “Miss, don’t order in the middle of the night next time. I almost rode my electric bike into a tree.”

Other people are reborn as wolf kings and rule the grasslands, commanding packs of wolves.

I’m reborn as a wolf king and spend every day embarrassing myself and competing with a Pomeranian for attention.

Other people take human form and flirt with girls, looking stunning enough to wow everyone.

The first thing I do after taking human form is smash Li Dad’s pile of junk screwdrivers and universal chargers!

Li Weiyi: “I think my robot dog has come to life. It even sneaks food from my snacks.”

Me, carrying a red waistband in my mouth, rubbing my palm against hers, tail spinning like a propeller: “Woof!”

There’s no angst at all! In the end, I fully take human form and marry Li Weiyi. I’ll never be a lonely wolf king of the snowy mountains again; I’ll only be hers for the rest of my life

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