Become Emperor? The Crown Prince Has Already Ascended

【Transmigration + System + invincible + funny + goofy and lighthearted + brainless wish fulfillment + no logic】 Xiao Yi, renowned throughout the cultivation world as the Mad Dog Dao Lord, transmigrates into an unknown little world and becomes a crown prince! Xiao Yi doesn’t want to be crown prince at all. He just wants to get rid of the title as quickly as possible, legally and by the book, so he can go back to facing his Great Emperor tribulation. He’s someone who’s facing the Great Emperor tribulation, after all. Usually, Xiao Yi is the one who makes everyone else furious! From now on, the God-Beating Whip becomes the Dog-Beating Whip! A servant who defies his master? A crown princess who plots to kill her husband? An empress who shows up at his door to pick a fight? A court full of officials who can’t see past their own backsides? The officials say he’s violent and cruel, unworthy of his position. Xiao Yi: My ministers are such wonderful people! Hurry up, hurry up, join together and impeach me! … Again and again and again The number-one workaholic in the cultivation world gets roped into free labor by the Heavenly Dao while facing the Great Emperor tribulation. The System insists he must ascend the throne and become emperor within ten years. Thinking of his Five Elements Treasure Body, forged through endless toil, and the Great Emperor realm now within reach, Xiao Yi: I’m going to kill that damn emperor right now! System: The path to the throne has to be legal, reasonable, and compliant with the rules. Xiao Yi: Screw this, whoever wants to be crown prince can do it! Xiao Yi waves his brush and splashes ink across the page… Overnight, twenty-two crown prince recruitment notices are sent out to the palaces of the consorts. Xiao Yi: Go discuss it with your kids. Spots are limited, first come, first served. Xiao Yi: Damn it, why hasn’t anyone applied yet! … Just as everyone breathes a sigh of relief, thinking the crown prince has finally stopped causing trouble, Xiao Yi cackles: This lord is off to ascend Original title: The Crazy-as-Hell Crown Prince Doesn’t Want the Throne, He Just Wants to Abdicate