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1. 351 竟 How Dare You Make a Noble Player Redeem the Villain? 竟敢让尊贵的玩家，去救赎反派？ Envious Bear羡慕的熊熊Modern Romance335k WordsCompleted [Comedy] [Fourth Cataclysm] [Big-brained players] [Mindless wish fulfillment] What? You want the players to redeem a corrupted villain? You’ve got some nerve. Looks like the players have too much free time on their hands. Daily life 1: System: Host, what on earth did you do to the villain? His corruption level is at 20%, but his anger is already at 90%! That makes no sense! Player (bubbling up from a vat of poisoned wine): “Hic... No idea.” Just then, the villain stormed into the wine cellar and 3.6kReads8.8Score40614d adds

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   The protagonist of Big.

2. 352 星 Interstellar: The Rise of Yanhuang 星际：炎黄崛起 The Bug That Wants to Fly想飞的虫Sci-Fi & Apocalypse4.3M WordsCompleted A young soldier stationed on an alien planet happens upon an intelligent program capable of evolving. He ventures into the cosmos, gradually encounters advanced civilizations, builds high-tech weapons and warships, fights bloody battles among the stars, and spreads the might of the Yanhuang people. This is pure science fiction, planned to run to four million words. There are no melodramatic plot twists or face-slapping formulas, only ever-rising combat intelligence and steely courage. 5.6kReads8.6Score69114d adds
3. 353 重 Reborn: The Strongest Castoff 重生之最强弃少 Better to Brag不如吹牛Urban3.1M WordsCompleted A mighty magnate of the Immortal Realm is reborn on Earth, only to find himself unexpectedly saddled with a romantic debt... Two chapters a day while the novel is new, with extra chapters after it goes premium. Thanks for your support! 618Reads8.7Score17614d adds
4. 354 我 There’s a Ghost Inside Me 我的体内有只鬼 A Black-Inked Blade一柄墨刀Mystery3.5M WordsCompleted Vengeful ghosts awaken, and a hundred ghosts roam the night. Jiang Xiao transmigrates into this world for no apparent reason and finds himself surrounded by demons and monsters. But then he discovers that his shadow can devour ghosts without limit and gain their abilities. [Successfully devoured the White Mist Ghost. Ability acquired: Mist Form] [Successfully devoured the Hanging Ghost. Ability acquired: Shackles] [Successfully devoured the Bronze Ghost. Ability acquired: Copper Skin] [Successfu 20.7kReads9.3Score2.4k14d adds
5. 355 满 The Whole Sect Has Turned Evil, and Only the Eldest Senior Brother Is Righteous to an Extreme 满门黑化，唯有大师兄正的极端 Huan Buyu欢不语Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [Reborn + lighthearted comedy + righteous to a wicked degree + cautious + no romance + anti-cliché] In his previous life, Lin Li discovered that his master had turned into a demonic fiend, his junior brother into a ghost cultivator, and his junior sister into an evil spirit in a cultivation game's instance. He raised his butcher's knife and slaughtered them all. By the end, Lin Li discovered that he, too, had been corrupted into a Heavenly Demon. He gave a cold laugh and immediately drew his swo 16.5kReads8.9Score2.3k14d adds

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   The eldest disciple is righteous yet wicked; when he's righteous, he'll even kill himself. It's an unconventional fantasy, with no romantic pairing, and it's extremely funny.

6. 356 请EN Call Me the Ghost Messenger 请叫我鬼差大人 The Cat from the Xu Family徐二家的猫Mystery2.1M WordsCompleted After the Eternal Night, terror returned. Ten miles of desolate graves, eerie singing. An old man searching for his arms, a headless baby... They kept piecing their bodies back together, unleashing an even more terrifying aura. In the wasteland, even a severed hand could destroy heaven and earth. In this world of darkness and despair, a post office appeared and vanished from view... A mysterious young man, a postal carriage traveling through the void... One blood-red letter after another became 102.2kReads9.5Score9.6k14d adds
7. 357 搬 I Empty the Family Fortune, Then the 1960s Apocalypse Boss Goes on a Rampage 搬空祖产，末世大佬六零嘎嘎乱杀 White as a Grain of Rice米粒的白Modern Romance1.8M WordsOngoing [The audiobook, narrated by a real person, is now available. Go give it a listen! Transmigrates into a book + 1960s setting + laugh-out-loud antics + spirit spring space + crazy and ruthless heroine + face-slapping the scumbags + clearing everything out] End-of-the-world powerhouse Lei Qingyu transmigrates into a novel set in the era. The original owner was raised by her stepmother to be timid and submissive, and didn’t want to accept her arranged marriage and join the army. Her biological fathe 24kReads7.7Score3k14d adds

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   A hilarious and absurd story! The female lead is both witty and capable, both crazy and wicked. The villains suffer terribly. The plot is explosive and unpredictable – a truly unique and entertaining read.

8. 358 异 The Great Heir in Another World 异界大纨绔 A Tu阿屠Eastern Fantasy2.6M WordsCompleted Zu Chengfeng, a medical graduate student, transmigrated into the body of a stuffy bookworm in a world of gods and demons. The bookworm spoke endlessly of classical teachings and the virtues of benevolence, righteousness, propriety, and morality, yet was afraid to kill a chicken. Zu Chengfeng, by contrast, was carefree and uninhibited, laughing, cursing, and living by his own heart. What kind of story will unfold? “How pathetic. You died a virgin, for God's sake! Let me make up for all the good t 3kReads8.1Score29914d adds
9. 359 刚 Just as I Was About to Start Work, the Perfect Life System Arrived 刚准备上班，完美人生系统来了 Fish Raised in Water水养鱼Urban1.1M WordsCompleted By chance, he met a domineering female CEO. Faced with the icy beauty, Qin Li said that he had always lived under a lot of pressure. Fortunately, he had an unparalleled System. Watch Qin Li rise to success and win the beauty’s heart. 50.6kReads9.1Score4.1k14d adds
10. 360 超 Superpowers: I Have a Replication Mirror 超能：我有一面复刻镜 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Gods Descend, Calamity Begins] When cultivators from the divine realm invade Earth, superpowers and modern weapons become humanity's last line of defense! Can Gou Chen and Adam, Earth's only two superpower academies, shoulder humanity's future? What kind of hidden strength does Huaxia, hailed as the Chosen Nation, possess? This is a feast for the Godslayers! A young man gains the power to replicate abilities. With a mortal body and the power of the world in his hands, he will ultimately slay th 116.4kReads9.6Score13.3k14d adds
11. 361 笑 I Laughed My Way to Godhood 笑着笑着就成神了 Yue Qi Gege月柒格格Ancient Romance568k WordsOngoing [Comedy + cultivation + two powerful leads + lunatics + infinite dungeons + aloofness + public humiliation + doting romance + happy ending + powerhouses] Reborn as the short-lived Dao companion of a mad Emperor, Lin Xiaoxiao opens her eyes to a deadly predicament. The overworked office drone says, “I’ve got this!” She uses PowerPoint to dismantle traps, KPI targets to crush villains, and milks the Emperor for protection money. Her ridiculous will to survive is off the charts! The aloof Xuanyuan: —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Transmigrated into an immortal, but without any magic, he pretends to be something he's not, and the whole journey is hilarious, absurd, and full of leveling up—it's incredibly entertaining!

12. 362 大 The Prodigal Son of Great Zhou 大周败家子 Ming Chen名尘Historical2.0M WordsCompleted [The author has completed works totaling over one million words, so you can trust their track record] Just as Shen Yi was about to reach the peak of his life, an accident brought him to a completely different world, where he became a notorious... spendthrift! With five thousand years of culture at his back and a treasury of scientific knowledge in hand, he might not unify the world in this life, but surely he could at least become the richest man alive, right? Shen Yi excitedly imagined the futu 1.4kReads9.1Score23514d adds
13. 363 从EN Once Upon a Time, There Was a Demon-Suppressing Pass 从前有座镇妖关 The Cat from the Xu Family徐二家的猫Urban3.0M WordsCompleted Once, there was a pass like this. Once, there was a group of people like this. Every inch of this pass was stained with blood. These people would not return until they were dead. All so that, amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood, in their final moments, they could turn around and see the lights of countless homes shining behind them, with peace and safety year after year. 160.2kReads9.6Score18.1k14d adds
14. 364 皇 The Royal Secret Agent 皇家密探 Drunken Bat醉蝠Historical4.9M WordsCompleted Zuo Peng used to be an extra, rushing from one film set to another. But after an accident, he transmigrated into the body of a fool in a strange world. To repay his parents for raising him, he worked hard to improve their impoverished life. By chance, someone recommended him to a mysterious organization, where he became an honored secret agent loyal to the imperial court and sworn to protect the emperor. His codename was Shen Yin. And so began his hilarious career as a secret agent. 1.2kReads8.6Score17214d adds

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    It's hilarious, but the logic is sound. You should check it out.

15. 365 第 The Ninth Special Zone 第九特区 Wei Jie伪戒Urban6.1M WordsCompleted After the catastrophe, the land was scarred beyond recognition. Food was scarce, resources were in short supply, and the situation was chaotic... A young man who had fought his way out of an undeveloped zone, with endless yellow sand at his back, came alone to District Nine to make a living. Yet he never expected to meet a few good friends by chance, rise to prominence in the chaotic era over a single thought, and embark on a legendary journey... 210.7kReads9.6Score22.6k14d adds
16. 366 都 Reborn in the City as an Immortal Emperor 都市之仙帝重生 Seven Nights, Seventh Month七夜七月Urban4.1M WordsCompleted The Nine Dust Immortal Emperor, Qin Feng, was ambushed by the Misty Immortal Maiden, the woman he loved. By chance, he was reborn into his youth on Earth, a thousand years in the past. The guiding principle of my life, Qin Jiuchen, is this: my benefactors will receive a hundredfold repayment, and my enemies will suffer for three lifetimes. Having lived again, all I want is to repay kindness and settle grudges as I please, while making up for all the regrets of my previous life... 48.6kReads9.0Score4.8k14d adds
17. 367 他 He's This Shameless? And He Calls Himself a Cultivator? 他这么贱，真是修仙之人？ Yangzhou Foot Scratcher扬州抠脚Eastern Fantasy2.5M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted Cultivation] [Ensemble Cast] [Steady Pacing] [If you mind joining the sect only to shovel manure, proceed with caution] The Daode Sect opened its doors to new disciples, and Xu Ye drew widespread attention with his innate sword spirit root. Unexpectedly, both sworn brothers who had traveled with him also possessed innate sword spirit roots. The Daode Sect rejoiced, convinced its future was bright. But after the three entered the sect, it was thrown into chaos, and peace was a thing 17.9kReads7.6Score2.2k14d adds

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    🌼If Heaven hadn't given birth to the three of us swordsmen, the path of wickedness would have remained forever shrouded in darkness! My two brothers, Xu Ye, were born swordsmen. My eldest brother, Lin Mangfu, has an innate wickedness spirit root. My second brother, Zhuang Buzhuo, has an innate arrow spirit root.

18. 368 龙 I Make Pickled Cabbage Beside the Dragon Throne, and My Dad Wants Nothing to Do with Court 龙椅旁边腌酸菜，我爹不想上朝堂 Sweet Forest Tea Yan甜森茶琰Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The rating is low because not many people have read it. [Farming + cozy, sweet romance + heroine who trains men like dogs + playboy hero who wins by lying around + something satisfying for readers of all genders] The heroine is the hero’s daughter, and the hero has other romantic storylines. One man, two women: the heroine has two love interests, and her father does too. The pretentious prince will eventually become a dog for the heroine and the hero. A pitiful orphan with psychological problems 795Reads8.2Score10414d adds
19. 369 都 The City's Ultimate Expert 都市巅峰高手 Holding the Pen执笔Urban4.9M WordsCompleted “I'm not sharing a room with him!” The campus beauty points at me... I came from the wilderness and was raised by five grandparents with extraordinary powers. To uncover the truth behind my parents' murder, I return to the city and move in with the campus beauty. With just a dog for company, I begin a shameless life of swindling and scheming. I cross the Yangtze on a reed and livestream a challenge at the Southern Heavenly Gate; To save the woman I love, I surround Mount Taihang all by myself; I 3.8kReads8.7Score84214d adds
20. 370 西 Journey to the West: The Demon-Wife Collector 西游：娶精人 A Bucket of Mustard一桶芥末Eastern Fantasy688k WordsOngoing [Backup Pilgrim to the West / Pilgrim No. 66 / Wild, fun ideas / Hilarious comeback] Tang Jianguo accidentally transmigrates into Journey to the West and becomes Pilgrim No. 66, a backup pilgrim. Wukong, Bajie, and all the other fateful encounters have already been snatched up by the monks ahead of him. From the start, he's dealt an impossible hand, with only a Feeding System that spends merit points to exchange for supplies. A brutal competition against his fellow pilgrims lies ahead, and an ut 15.7kReads8.6Score1.8k14d adds

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    Eunuch: Your Majesty, the pilgrims have set off. Li Shimin: How many is this this year? Eunuch: Your Majesty, this is the 66th pilgrim. At the Empty Monkey Cave beneath the Five Elements Mountain, Pilgrim No. 66: Where's the monkey? Where's my monkey? Earth God: It was taken away by the pilgrims at the beginning of the year. Pilgrim No. 66: What am I supposed to do?

21. 371 无 The Undying Invincible System Levels Up Every Second 无敌不死系统每秒都在升级 A Life of Asceticism苦修人生Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted “Ding! Host was hacked to death. Experience +100.” “Ding! Host sneered at a powerful opponent. Presence +100.” “Ding! Host spent points and received one modern hand grenade!” You can hack me all you want, but could you please not hit my face? I make my living off my looks! Ye Fan transmigrated to a fantasy world filled with slaughter, and the System told him he could never die! You’re a powerful Earthly Dipper realm expert? Sorry, I’ll hack you to death! You’re an old monster in the Heavenly Dip 7.7kReads8.2Score74214d adds
22. 372 大 Great Qin: The Divine Rankings Appear, and I Get Exposed for Trying to Lay Low 大秦：神榜现世，苟不住的我被曝光了 Qiao Mu11乔木11Anime Fanfiction1.5M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + extreme extrovert + shameless + System + invincible] He transmigrates into The Legend of Qin and encounters a whole host of big shots, including Ying Zheng, Zhao Gao, and Donghuang Taiyi. His innate gift for socializing soon helps him thrive, while also making him infamous… Ying Zheng: “Wang Xuan is the most shameless rascal in all of the Great Qin. I will brook no argument…” 36.4kReads9.1Score3k14d adds

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    I can't live without laughing! [Laughs] Super hilarious!

23. 373 重 Reborn as a Black Cat: They All Call Me the Lord of the Supernatural 重生黑猫，他们都叫我诡异之主 Grand Preceptor of Immortal Qin仙秦太师Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Beast Evolution] [Never Human] [No Romance] Lin Ye is reborn as a stray black kitten on a university campus. Fortunately, he gains a stat-boosting panel. As long as he eats and accumulates energy, he can evolve and gain all kinds of extraordinary abilities. Shadow Manipulation: Control every shadow in the world. Lord of the Night: Combat power increases by 100% at night. Devourer of Energy and Spirits: A dimensional space forms in his stomach, allowing him to devour anything. Gaze of Fear: Awak 27.7kReads9.1Score3.3k14d adds

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    This book didn't reach a 10.0 Rating due to a little bit of malice 😢, but needless to say, once you open the first three chapters, you won't be able to put it down! 📖 —A strong recommendation from a reader with 7000+ hours of reading time 👍! "I only eat my steak rare, half-cooked. When the first rays of sunlight fall on the cow in the morning, I can start eating." —Lin Dong 🍁🍁🍁

24. 374 哦 Oh No! After Going on a Killing Spree, She Becomes the Villain’s Dark Moonlight! 哦豁！杀疯后她成了反派黑月光！ Shan Qianqiu山千秋Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Two strong leads + love and hate + a groveling chase to win her back + woman disguised as a man] Ye Xingshu never imagined she'd transmigrate into a book one day, let alone become a deranged female villain. She arrived right in the middle of a killing spree. She looked at the male villain's beloved white moonlight in her hands, then at the sinister, terrifying villain, and immediately decided to keep killing! The plot had her and the male villain meeting gruesome ends: the hero would cut out hi 7.2kReads8.9Score80614d adds

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    The story begins with both the male and female leads being strong, and the female lead disguises herself as a man while the male lead engages in a deadly fight. [Laughing]

25. 375 大 Great Tang: Little Brother, Bet You Didn’t Know I’m the Emperor! 大唐：贤弟没想到吧，我是皇帝！ Mo Xiao's Strawberry墨骁的草莓Historical1.9M WordsCompleted Su Chen wakes up one morning, and his System awakens! He can travel back and forth between the Tang Dynasty and the modern world! In the Tang Dynasty, Su Chen befriends an old pal, Old Li, and the two become close despite their age difference! Old Li: “What are these potatoes? You can harvest thirty dan per mu?” Old Li: “Why is this erguotou so strong?” Old Li: “Dear brother, how can this electric scooter be faster than my prized black steed?” One day, Su Chen gives Old Li a globe! From then on, 246Reads8.8Score—14d adds
26. 376 那 The Scenic Spots He Takes People To Are Archaeological Sites 那货带去的景区能考古 The One Who Holds the Brush执笔之人Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Published and available to buy everywhere online, published under the title A Planar Travel Agency] [Changing history's regrets + patriotic spirit] Jiang Ye inherits a travel agency on the verge of bankruptcy and becomes a tour guide. But the attractions he takes his tourists to are anything but ordinary. Other guides take people to scenic, officially rated 4A and 5A attractions. The places Jiang Ye visits are either the Qin Dynasty two thousand years ago, the Great Ming Dynasty five hundred ye 63.3kReads9.0Score7.7k14d adds

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    Having read for 20 years, these books are still good for passing the time. Some were quite good in the beginning, but the pace quickened later on. Some felt perfunctory.

27. 377 反EN Villain: Overhearing Thoughts, Every Male Lead's Persona Collapses 反派：偷听心声，男主们人设全崩 A Fine Breeze Arrives Late晚来风信好Ancient Romance518k WordsCompleted [Mind reading + transmigrate into a book + System + cultivation + silly comedy + villainess + battle royale + everyone’s darling] Open ending, with a one-on-one bonus epilogue. Ning Xiang transmigrated into a cultivation novel as its wicked villainess and was bound to the Villainess Survival System. All she had to do was keep opposing the heroine according to the plot and make it to the end, and she would receive a whole range of generous rewards. Wait… Wasn’t the plot going a little off the rai 3kReads9.3Score49714d adds

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    These books are all hilarious, especially the last one. The male and female leads' mental state is absolutely laugh-out-loud funny, and the male lead's brother is also hilarious.

28. 378 重 Reborn in 2009: The Perfect Life That Began in College 重生09：从大学开始的完美人生 Daoist Wang, Who Would Rather Not Give His Name不愿留下姓名的王道长Urban1.6M WordsCompleted When he wakes up, Jiang Cheng is astonished to discover that he has returned to 2009, just after getting into college. With rebirth and a System, he has two unbeatable aces up his sleeve. Jiang Cheng swears that this time, he won’t leave himself with a single regret! Not yet twenty, he shakes up the financial world and sends shock waves across the globe. From traditional sectors like the stock and real estate markets to entirely new industries destined to boom, such as new energy and advanced ch 18kReads8.1Score1.1k14d adds
29. 379 全 The Whole Sect Dotes on Her Substitute? The Little Junior Sister Turns Around and Joins the Villain! 全宠替身？小师妹转身投奔反派！ Black-Eyed Immortal黑眼圈仙人Ancient Romance762k WordsCompleted [Goofy Comedy + Ensemble Cast + Not Mindless Wish Fulfillment + Light Romance] Jiang Mo transmigrated into a cultivation novel as the villainess who was the male lead’s first love. In the book, the original owner was the beloved junior sister of the Xuantian Holy Land. She was gravely injured saving her senior brothers and sisters and remained unconscious for three years. When she awoke, she discovered that the female lead, a replacement, had taken everything from her. In the end, she turned e 20.9kReads9.0Score2.8k14d adds
30. 380 坏 Bad News: I Have a Terminal Illness. Good News: I'm Invincible 坏消息得绝症了，好消息我无敌了 Eight Tones八音Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Adapted into a Live-Action Short Drama and Motion Comic] [Invincible] [Multiple Heroines] [Infinite Worlds] [Power Fantasy] From the start, Ye Chuan inherits a decrepit house in an urban village. Then, just as he is diagnosed with a terminal illness, an Empress claiming to be from the Tianxuan Continent shows up. After new tenants move in, Ye Chuan discovers that not only does a huge sum of money come in every day, he also receives items related to each tenant's background. [Obtained the Human 47.8kReads8.7Score6.2k14d adds
31. 381 重 Reborn, My Goddess Counselor Wants to Have My Baby 重生后，女神辅导员要给我生孩子 The Neighboring Guy Who Writes邻家码字小哥Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Chen Jianghe leaped from the 89th floor and, against all odds, was reborn. It was 2006. The stock market was booming, the property market was thriving, the economy was hot, and opportunities were everywhere. That year, Chen Jianghe had just started his freshman year of college. “Chen Jianghe, your courage in confessing your feelings last night was admirable. But you’ve only just started college, and it’s too soon to be dating. I hope you’ll focus your energy on your studies. Once you enter the 35.1kReads9.3Score2.8k14d adds
32. 382 换 We Switched Marriages, and I Married the Spoiled Young Lord 换亲后，我嫁纨绔小公爷 Green Ink青墨Ancient Romance834k WordsOngoing Yun Jiao, Yun Qing's younger half-sister, was reborn. The first thing she did was frame Yun Qing and steal her marriage match. In her previous life, Yun Qing married Xie Qi, the disabled son of a Minister's household, and lived a smooth and happy life, which made Yun Jiao extremely envious. Yun Jiao, meanwhile, married Qin Xiu, the young heir of a Duke's household. She thought he was handsome, well-born, and better than Xie Qi in every way. But she never imagined that Qin Xiu would be such a sco 14.3kReads9.0Score90514d adds
33. 383 不 If You Won't Back Down, Fight! The Army Wife Is a Cultivator 不服就干，军嫂她是修仙的 Orange Blossom桔子花Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Period setting + pocket dimension + adorable kids + sweet romance + reborn + transmigrate into a book + everyday family life] In her previous life, Qiao Si had been the senior disciple of her sect. With an unreliable master, she had been forced to shoulder all the responsibility. After dying in a secret realm, she woke up again, thinking she could finally be free of it all. Who could have guessed she'd end up in the body of a woman trying to sell her own son? She soon realized that this place w 11kReads9.0Score1.7k14d adds

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    This is a non-stop, intensely immersive watch! You'll laugh until you drop! The passionate clash between a cultivation-themed female protagonist and the 1970s, along with the fast-paced plot, is refreshing and keeps you hooked. You simply can't stop watching! Highly recommended!

34. 384 男 Male-Focused Quick Transmigration: The Awakened Cannon Fodder Has Ideas of His Own 男频快穿：觉醒炮灰有自己的想法 Mo Mo Tea麽麽茶Urban4.1M WordsCompleted A word of warning: [Not an overpowered protagonist] + [A protagonist who grows over time] + [Questionable morals] [Smoking and drinking] + [Self-centered protagonist] + [No fixed pairing] Being a meticulous self-interested person doesn’t mean you’re cold and heartless. It just means your own interests matter more, and your emotions are more self-centered. The protagonist’s mindset and way of doing things will change as the worlds do. Every time someone reads a novel, its plot plays out all over 64.4kReads8.4Score5.1k14d adds
35. 385 女 A Female Ghost Shows Up Pregnant, and You Say You're a Proper Daoist? 女鬼怀孕上门你说你是正经道士？ Fined Into Bankruptcy for Being Handsome因帅被罚破产Mystery4.1M WordsOngoing [Mystery Solving] [Ghost Stories] [Chinese Folk Traditions] Su Yun is an heir to the Yin-Yang School, one of the pre-Qin traditions. Introduced by an acquaintance, he went on a blind date and met his girlfriend. After they broke up, Su Yun prepared to turn her into a zombie. Just as the process was nearly complete on the seventh day, a policewoman burst in and arrested him for murder. Su Yun: “I'm innocent! My ex-girlfriend was a flight attendant, fair-skinned, beautiful, and long-legged. Why wo 220.5kReads9.1Score23.8k14d adds

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    Lots of plot holes. A Taoist harem story.

36. 386 相 I Get Stronger with Every Blind Date: I Have a Dating System 相亲就能变强：我有一个相亲系统 Your Sigh in the Wind风中有你的叹息Urban1.9M WordsOngoing [Multiple adaptation rights sold, with over twenty versions of the short drama and animated comic released] [All life's joys and sorrows become stories; every laugh and scolding becomes prose] "Mom, I'm this old and still don't have a partner. Aren't you worried? Can you really bear to watch me grow old alone? I'm going back in a couple of days, so hurry up and set me up on blind dates. I want ten of them!" "Hello, matchmaking agency? How many blind dates can I get in a month with a membership? 108kReads8.9Score10.6k14d adds
37. 387 大 The Young Lady's Personal Trouble-Making Sidekick 大小姐的专属惹事跟班 Minotaur Warrior牛头人战士Urban1.6M WordsCompleted My name is Qin Luo, and I found myself inside an urban novel that combined every kind of Dragon King storyline. From the start, I got the “Strongest Lackey System.” The more lackey-like things I did, the stronger I became. What else could I do? I chose to become Su Muwan's personal lackey. She would eventually become the final great villain. I provoked all sorts of chosen ones, seized their opportunities, and did every kind of evil. You ask who is pulling my strings? Hmph! You're not worthy of k 52kReads9.2Score5.2k14d adds

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    Reborn, Qin Luo is bound to the "Strongest Lackey System," becoming the personal follower of the villainous young lady Su Muwan. He commits numerous misdeeds, stealing opportunities and clashing with destined figures, infuriating Su Muwan to no end. But Qin Luo only grows stronger with each setback, achieving incredible feats and creating countless hilarious situations. Watch as Qin Luo becomes increasingly powerful on his villainous path, driving the villainous young lady to tears – come and see for yourself!

38. 388 无 Infinite Apocalypse: A Super Cheat Every Time I Sign In! 无限末世：每次签到超级外挂！ Riding the Wind and Clouds挽风云Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.3M WordsCompleted A certain island nation dumps nuclear wastewater into the sea, mutating marine life and bringing on the apocalypse! Before civilization falls, everyone gains the ability to transmigrate through an infinite number of worlds to survive. Anyone who returns alive from a parallel apocalyptic world receives generous rewards and can grow stronger fast! Shen Yun binds to a System, and gets a super golden finger sign-in reward as soon as he enters another world. Island survival: Sign in from the start to 36.3kReads8.9Score2.5k14d adds
39. 389 全EN The Whole Family Brings Stools to Watch the Drama as the Real Heiress Spills the Tea 全家带凳子吃瓜，真千金爆料啦 The Long Wind Brings No Romance长风不入情Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Originally titled My Whole Family Brought Stools to Watch the Drama, and the Real Heiress Spilled the Tea [Showbiz + Real and Fake Heiresses + Gossip System + No-Brainer Fun + Lighthearted Comedy + One-on-One Romance] After transmigrating into someone else’s body, Tang Shiba discovered that her whole family was destined to be cannon fodder. Her eldest brother loved the female lead, but his feelings were never returned. He’d drink himself into oblivion every day and die in a garbage-strewn alley, 22kReads9.1Score2.7k14d adds

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    It's so funny! I laughed countless times throughout the night! [Laughing and crying emojis] It's both entertaining and hilarious, hahaha! [Laughing emojis] I'm dying of laughter! [Laughing emojis] I can't hold it in anymore, let me laugh a little longer! [Laughing emojis] [laughing emojis] [laughing emojis]

40. 390 快 Quick Transmigration: Palace Intrigue? Domineering CEO? Get Lost, All of You! 快穿：宫斗？霸总？统统滚蛋！ Su Bancheng苏半城Historical2.6M WordsCompleted This book contains ninety-five small worlds, including supernatural tales, ancient history, modern cities, farming, cultivation, and all sorts of others. Many can be read as standalone stories without affecting the main plot. The protagonist’s System has no point shop and can’t offer much help... Most of the time, Fang Zhiyi has to move things forward on his own. “What? You’re saying I have an army of five hundred thousand, and the emperor suspects I’m plotting rebellion?” “That’s right. The Hos 54.5kReads8.8Score4.7k14d adds
41. 391 穿 I Transmigrated into a Book as the Villain, and Let the Dragon King’s Sister Sleep in My Bed 穿书反派，我让龙王妹妹住被窝 Old Moon旧月Urban3.0M WordsOngoing From the start, he became a rich heir, with a beautiful wife and a CEO older sister... But Xu Mu couldn't bring himself to be happy. He'd become a brainless villain in a novel, one who beat and berated his wife and made the Dragon King's younger sister sleep in a doghouse. When the Dragon King returned, he'd scatter Xu Mu's ashes to the winds. Fortunately, Xu Mu awakened the Justice System and was determined to change his doomed fate. He became a good husband who cherished his wife, and a great 145.3kReads8.0Score16.7k14d adds
42. 392 这 This Boss Is So Sneaky, He Takes His Street Stall Everywhere 这老板真苟，摆个地摊还到处走 Selling Egg Burgers!卖鸡蛋汉堡咯Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [The print edition of Random Gourmet Stall is now available on major platforms] [Gourmet] [No romance] [Everyday life] [Comedy] [Comfort food] [Cozy] [Healing] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Zhou unexpectedly binds himself to a Random Gourmet System. Every week brings a random location, random food, and different customers. He sells buns at the park entrance, century egg and lean pork congee on a mountaintop, and candied hawthorns outside a school. Every dish is mouthwatering and 81.8kReads9.5Score8k14d adds

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    The opening scene of "Eight Hundred Schemes" is hilarious! 😆 1️⃣ The unassuming mother looks honest and simple: "You brat, aren't you afraid of being discovered spreading such gossip? It's not good for you either. If you really want to help in the kitchen, find a way to break that troublemaker mother's legs. She has to serve her mother, so she definitely can't go. You'll have to go then." [Laughing and crying] Jiang Mianmian was eating osmanthus cake when she looked up in surprise at her kind-faced, round-faced mother.

43. 393 大 Tang Dynasty Supermarket: From the Start, Spicy Latiao Makes Li Shimin Cry 大唐超市：开局辣条辣哭李世民 Happy Little Crawler幸福的爬爬虫Historical1.3M WordsCompleted In the seventh year of the Zhenguan era, there was a shop in Chang'an called the Great Tang Supermarket. It was packed with people, and its doors were always busy with countless nobles and officials coming and going. There was Li Shimin, who burst into tears after eating a spicy snack; Cheng Yaojin, who cracked his head open trying to get a packet of hot pot base; and Princess Changle, who couldn’t sleep all night over a face mask. Every new product brought out a fresh craze, and the shopkeeper 17.7kReads8.4Score1.4k14d adds
44. 394 鬼 The Ghost Valley of Mad Spirits: A Collection of Ghost Stories 【痴鬼谷】鬼故事合集 Wu Tang吴漛Fantastical Romance4.9M WordsOngoing A collection of short ghost stories from the video account "Chi Gui Gu," letting you enjoy ghost stories in pure text, free of videos and sound effects. Each installment features one scary story, perfect for listening to or reading before bed. 8Reads—Score—14d adds
45. 395 灾 Reborn in a Year of Famine: Saving the Capitalist Heiress from the Start 灾年重生：开局拯救资本家大小姐 Zhengxin Chicken Cutlet正新鸡排Urban1.9M WordsOngoing Xu Feng is a notorious bastard in the village. He drinks heavily and constantly beats and berates his wife. When his sister-in-law Lin Xixue racks up a huge debt, his wife Lin Xiyue begs him for help, but Xu Feng ignores her. In the end, Lin Xixue is hounded to death by her creditors, causing his heartbroken wife to miscarry and completely give up on him. Only when the sisters' family comes looking for them does Xu Feng learn that they are both heiresses of the Lin family! When the Lin family fi 24.8kReads8.4Score1.4k14d adds
46. 396 夜 Balcony at Midnight 夜半阳台 Wu Tang吴漛Urban624k WordsCompleted Building 3 of the Tiedong Factory Compound is an old staff apartment block from the 1990s, soon to be demolished. Its south-facing balconies overlook an abandoned factory, making them the most remote blind spot in the entire compound's surveillance coverage. 2:07 a.m. is the nightmare hour for Lin Chen, a resident of Apartment 301. Every few days, his taciturn neighbor, machinist Gu Bingwen, climbs over the forty-centimeter-wide concrete divider, hangs a heavy, unidentified package on Lin Chen's 2Reads—Score—14d adds
47. 397 抢 Stealing Another Man's Wife Is Wrong, But It Sure Feels Right 抢别人媳妇不礼貌，但是，真香 The Phone's Owner是机主本人Ancient Romance424k WordsCompleted Ju Yue was so beautiful that her fiancé worried people would say he was marrying her for her looks. So, on their wedding day, he deliberately left her waiting outside the marquis’s residence to show that he didn’t care about beauty. Even worse, he led his virtuous and demure cousin inside first to perform the wedding rites. Could Ju Yue put up with that? Absolutely not! She made a scene on the spot and demanded to break off the engagement. The young tyrant Lou Buqi happened to be passing by. He 5.5kReads8.5Score46914d adds

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    Enough with the chit-chat, just watch! It's absolutely hilarious and entertaining! [Laughing emoji][laughing emoji]

48. 398 都 We're All Reborn, So Who Wants to Be a Doormat? 都重生了，谁还做老实人啊 Zhengwen Muyou正文木又Urban1.8M WordsCompleted [Reborn in 2014] [No System] [Following His Heart] [Multiple Women, No Harem] [Everyday Life] [A Trip Down Memory Lane] The lessons Yang Zheng learned growing up told him to be an honest person. But life later taught him not to be a pushover. Nice guys come after jerks, and honest men come after nice guys. Unfortunately, Yang Zheng realized that too late. Luckily, fate gave him another chance. Back to 2014. Yang Zheng has just finished the college entrance exams. What was the hottest thing that 20.7kReads7.9Score1.3k14d adds
49. 399 梦 Dream Physician Lu Xuanhu 梦医圣手陆悬壶 Wu Tang吴漛Historical794k WordsCompleted Lu Xuanhu is a sickly 50-year-old man. One day, he awakens the legacy of the "Dream of the Golden Millet Medicine Saint" and discovers he can heal people in their dreams! Though paralyzed, he pinches the tiger's mouth to cure headaches and adjusts the stomach and spleen when hungry. His neighbors call him crazy, until he gets a lame man walking and makes a mute speak. The imperial physician scoffs, "Street tricks like those don't belong in respectable circles!" Yet he can only watch as Lu cures —Reads—Score—14d adds
50. 400 辞EN After Quitting My Job: I'm Bound to the Enjoy Life System 辞职后：我绑定享受人生系统 Giant Red Pineapple巨红的菠萝Urban1.9M WordsCompleted (Urban tycoon fantasy + mostly everyday life + multiple heroines + enjoying life. No ridiculous start with tens or hundreds of billions, and a more realistic feel.) After quitting his job, worker Su Yang unexpectedly binds himself to the Enjoy Life System. Just as the name suggests, all he has to do is enjoy life to receive random rewards from the System. He doesn't need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel to anyone. All he needs to do is enjoy himself and make money. The whole point is 49.7kReads8.5Score3.9k14d adds

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