No Romance, Hilarious Stories That’ll Give You Eight-Pack Abs 无CP，爆笑文，能笑出八块腹肌的那种

1. 351 快 Quick Transmigration: She Wants No Men, Only Money 快穿：她不碰男人只碰钱 Lazy Bow懒弓Modern Romance3.2M WordsCompleted On an utterly ordinary day, Jiang Bai, an ordinary college student, encounters a System. It tempts her: "After graduation, do you want to become a wage slave? Do you want to make a fortune every day and become a success? If you're a Host, come sign a contract with me and travel to another world!" Faced with such an obvious sales pitch, Jiang Bai shamefully finds herself tempted. "Yes! I'm in!" After transmigrating, Jiang Bai finds herself playing a lovestruck passerby, a wicked cannon-fodder 8.7kReads9.2Score666Shelves
2. 352 丧 A Zombie Transmigrates into the Cultivation World and Becomes the Pride of the Whole Sect 丧尸穿越修仙界，成了全宗门骄傲 No Mercy Under My Blade刀下不留人Ancient Romance365k WordsCompleted [Sang Sang the Zombie: A Fresh Premise + Hilarious, Guaranteed to Cheer You Up + No Romance + Everyone's Favorite + Extraordinary Talent] (Note: The rating is very low because it just opened. This book has a great reputation, so enjoy!) Sang Sang is a genuine, bona fide zombie, but she transmigrates to the unfamiliar world of cultivation. In her eyes, cultivators' brains are the most delicious food. Master's brain is the tastiest. I'll have a bite first. Senior Brother's brain is pretty tasty to 4.1kReads8.7Score455Shelves

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   A zombie heroine transmigrates to a cultivation world; it's funny, but the content is limited.

3. 353 重 Reborn as a Human, I Want to Turn Back into a Ghost Every Day 重生成人后，每天都想变回鬼 Peng Siliang彭四两Modern Romance414k WordsCompleted [No romance, metaphysics] [This story is entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental.] A thousand-year-old ghost wakes up to find she's been reborn as a human. To turn back into a ghost, Gu Yinxi takes the Buddha's advice and starts doing good deeds to build up her karma. A refined young man: “I truly feel for these cats and dogs. If I could, I'd adopt every last one of them.” Gu Yinxi, living under a bridge: “There are lots of cats and dogs near my pla 587Reads8.2Score106Shelves
4. 354 不 As Expected of Me, Gu Yongbingdie, the Magical Princess 不愧是我，魔法公主顾雍冰蝶 Little Lanlan小兰兰儿Modern Romance215k WordsCompleted She is the future heir to the world’s number-one conglomerate and a magical princess who wields a spellbook. Everyone loves her, every flower loves her, every blade of grass loves her! Birds sing for her, and even tigers and lions give up killing for her! Gu Yong Bingdie often asks the sky, the earth, and herself: Who am I, really? Why am I so irresistibly beautiful? But all three keep silent, unable to answer her questions. Then one day, a man descended like a god, slowly approaching from among 479Reads8.1Score100Shelves
5. 355 别 Don’t Eat Me! I Really Did Transmigrate into a Char Siu Bun, I’m Just a Funny Girl 别吃我！我真是穿成叉烧的搞笑女 Leng LianL冷怜LModern Romance202k WordsCompleted In a nutshell: This is a hilarious, sweet romance about a domineering CEO, with a wildly imaginative premise. The heroine, Ding Haha, prays to the God of Wealth every day to get rich, but a meddling System turns her into char siu instead. By chance, a secret, limited-edition CEO takes her home, and her chaotic romantic life begins. (But… what their everyday life looks like depends on whatever wild idea pops into my head today, so… things may get pretty weird.) 9Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Cute, silly, and adorable—a perfect stress reliever that will brighten your whole day!

6. 356 全 Everyone in the Sect Is a Sweet Fool, but the Little Junior Sister Is Completely Unhinged 全宗都是傻白甜，小师妹她纯疯批 Mu Jiangjiang慕姜姜Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Master and Disciple + Hilarious Sweet Romance + Unorthodox Cultivation + Growing Heroine] After inexplicably transmigrating into the body of an unlucky cannon-fodder character, Shen Zhiyu suddenly realizes she’s inside a book just as they’re about to gouge out her spiritual root. She’s nothing but a vessel meant to grow a spiritual root for the beloved heroine. If she doesn’t run now, she’ll be dead before the day is out! Shen Zhiyu has had enough. She decides to let loose and embrace her unhin 350Reads8.7Score103Shelves
7. 357 穿 After Entering a Cultivation Game, I Fight the Male Lead to the Death 穿进修仙游戏后与男主相追相杀 Sighing at the Life of Floating Clouds浮云叹生Two Male Leads1.1M WordsCompleted [Straight male protagonist, unconventional cultivation, no official couples (ship whoever you like), one-sided crushes, comedic and a little unhinged, a redemptive ensemble cast, and everyone gets a funeral.] No official couples = ship whoever you like. He runs into a succubus as soon as he leaves the beginner's village, and no matter how hard he tries, he can't resist! “Ye Xingzhou, how many people do you consider the best in the world?!” Ye Xingzhou's very own M-class is now in session! A tsun 10.5kReads9.5Score1.7kShelves
8. 358 随 Random Job Challenges: A Max-Level Human Stuns the Internet 随机职业体验，满级人类震惊网友 The Way of the Sword and the Stars键道星辰Urban385k WordsCompleted Lin Yi transmigrated to a parallel world. To treat his social anxiety, he joined a reality show where he drew a different job at random each day. On the first day, he drew a customer service job, handling complaints from difficult customers. The socially anxious Lin Yi encountered a “highly cultured” customer right away, who cursed at everything under the sun. Was he supposed to put up with that? Lin Yi cursed right back... He was like the reincarnation of the God of Literature, a master troll f 4.2kReads8.8Score376Shelves

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   These few books alone will guarantee you laugh until you're insane. I, for one, have already developed five-pack abs. Especially the third and fifth books, I laughed so hard I was unrecognizable, even to my own mother.

9. 359 别 Others Bring Investors to Set; I Bring Rebar 别人带资进组，我带钢筋进组 Inkstone Autumn Jade砚秋墨玉Modern Romance848k WordsCompleted No CP. The ratings just came out, so don't scroll past. Come in and take a look! Sun Wuxiang, a stone monkey spirit who had lived for ten thousand years, slept deep in the mountains until the 21st century. She came down from the mountains with the delicate, willowy looks that were all the rage during the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms period, but with enough primordial strength to yank a weeping willow out of the ground After all, who would guess that this slender beauty, as delicate as Lin Dai 516Reads7.1Score100Shelves

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   Check out this one, no romantic pairing. Highly recommended.

10. 360 管 You Call Her Baby and Me an Attention Seeker, Is That It? 管她叫宝宝，管我叫显眼包是吧 Chubby Peach Butt屁桃肥肥Modern Romance577k WordsCompleted [Transmigration into a book + flash marriage + half dating-show, half variety show + absurd comedy, chronically online memes + partial mind-reading] (1v1, a silly, fluffy romance) Yu Youyou transmigrates into a book. She becomes the villainess, destined to die a horrible death. Yu Youyou: Great. This perfectly suits my unique taste as a lunatic. From the start, a divorce agreement worth trillions is placed in front of her. Looking at a number longer than her life, Yu Youyou’s eyes fill with tear 807Reads9.2Score166Shelves
11. 361 满 The Entire Court Is Waiting for Me to Turn Evil 满朝都等本宫黑化 Dan Zong Loves Sweet and Sour Dried Fish爱吃糖醋干鱼的丹宗Ancient Romance592k WordsOngoing [Villain System + Unhinged Strong Female Lead + Goofy Comedy + Satisfying Face-Slapping + Adored by Everyone + Political Intrigue + No Romance] (The blurb is weak. Big sis, please just read the story.) Ever since the Great Wei dynasty's most well-behaved Princess Wu rejected an arranged marriage and got bound to a System, the good days of Liu Wenzhao, Minister of Revenue, came to an end. The System was supposed to bind to him and teach him to turn evil and become a warlord. But one character was 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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    "The Entire Court Awaits My Darkening" is a career-driven novel with no romantic pairing. The female protagonist, initially only seeking self-preservation, gradually develops a sense of responsibility to protect the people. The scene at the soup kitchen in the western suburbs reveals her true nature, and the public prestige she accumulates becomes the foundation for her to confront her political enemies.

12. 362 快 The Everyman’s Rise to Greatness Through Quick Transmigration 快穿之路人甲奋斗成大佬 Young Hero Yun's Sword云少侠的剑Modern Romance3.1M WordsCompleted [No Romance + Quick Transmigration + Gender-Flexible Protagonist + Building a Strong Nation] When Shui Miao (Si Shui) was diagnosed with terminal liver cancer, she encountered Shi Lei (Rock), a hapless passerby A System. They signed a contract and began traveling through myriad worlds. The protagonist has no plot armor or golden finger (probably). Each transmigration is a life of its own. I’ll do my best to avoid simplistic writing, so please go easy on me. Quick Transmigration World One: Money 36kReads9.2Score2.8kShelves

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    Very pleasing to the eye, and also very beautiful.

13. 363 叶 Ye Luoli: Everyone in the Lingxi Pavilion Can Hear My Thoughts 叶罗丽：我被灵犀阁全员读心了 Savory Soup Fish咸汤鱼Anime Fanfiction121k WordsOngoing [No romance + absurd humor + wild antics + everyone gets taken out equally] Good news: A Qiu is alive again! Bad news: She doesn't seem human anymore! On her first day as the bearer of the Power of Spirit Bonding, A Qiu watched a crowd of handsome men and beautiful women fight over her and burst out laughing like a pig! What she didn't know was that every official Spirit Pavilion Master could hear her thoughts! On the first day Yan Jue hosted the Spirit Pavilion selection, a voice popped int 1.4kReads8.7Score129Shelves
14. 364 沙 The Dumb System Is Busy Tripping Up Its Host, but the Host Excels at Being a Jerk 沙雕系统坑爹忙，宿主缺德最在行 Great Demon King Badu巴豆大魔王Two Male Leads488k WordsCompleted Originally titled Mad System [No Female Lead (Two Male Leads) + Lighthearted Comedy + Fast and Slow Transmigration + Everyone’s a Goofball + Subverting Expectations] Other people find a System and are about to reach the pinnacle of life. Yuan Fen finds a System and nearly goes insane. Yuan Fen: “I’m completely straight!” Handsome men: “Yuan Fen, don’t come any closer...” Wait... why is this getting so indecent? Watch as the shameless scoundrel Yuan Fen proves that you have to be crazy to survive 535Reads8.5Score101Shelves
15. 365 我 I Use the System to Rewrite the Plot. Cousin, Go Lick the Gate! 我用系统改剧情，表妹舔大门去吧 A Breeze Blows Summer Away清风吹夏远Ancient Romance899k WordsOngoing [Content warning: This story has no logic. It’s chaotic, has no romance, and is about quick transmigration. The female lead has no romantic storyline. She’s a member of the Quick Transmigration Bureau who travels through multiple worlds, becoming extremely cautious and utterly ruthless. She’ll do anything to complete her missions. In a word: satisfying!!!] A veteran Quick Transmigration Bureau member is dragged by a malicious System into a collection of brainless worlds. There are no cold, domin 2.1kReads8.0Score171Shelves

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    No romance, quick transmigration story. I laughed from the first chapter to the last. It was incredibly fun and satisfying.

16. 366 快 Quick Transmigration: A Cannon Fodder in High-Risk Jobs 快穿之高危职业炮灰 Snowfield Phantom雪地幽灵Ancient Romance1.8M WordsCompleted Low traffic, a sketchy score, books that won't sell, and typing everything by hand every day. You don't like it, she doesn't read it. A million dazzling views are worth less than pounding garlic. In this flashy world, patience has died, readers have vanished, and updates are just homework. I can't write blurbs, the author suffers. I want to get drunk, while the heroine drops to her knees. No debut spotlight at all. Two rounds of book testing went down the drain. The title came out awkward, and 980Reads8.9Score110Shelves

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    Here it comes!

17. 367 星 Interstellar Campus: The Five-Person Team Charges Ahead 星际校园：五人小队向前冲 I Refuse to Flop, Starting with Myself拒绝扑街从我做起Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Military academy + mecha + no romance + coming of age + ensemble cast + light humor + five-person team + strong team spirit] For the first seventeen years of her life, Jiang Lin's goal was to get into Mingde's mechanical engineering department and become a highly paid mecha engineer. But an unexpected turn of events sent her to Dawn Military Academy and set her on the path to becoming an elite solo fighter. Inter-academy tournaments, live-fire drills, interstellar battles... Years later, five s 63.1kReads9.5Score7.2kShelves

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    Hot-blooded, chuunibyou (adolescent delusions of grandeur) and funny.

18. 368 全 The Whole Class Can Hear My Inner Thoughts 全班都能听到我心声 Blue Meadow蓝甸子Modern Romance590k WordsCompleted [Female Lead Has No Romance, with a Male-Male Couple] As soon as Jiang Yan transferred to a private elite academy, a bootlicker of the fake heiress tried to bully her. Jiang Yan hit him with an instant knockout. [Tsk, tsk. That bootlicker may look respectable, but his tastes are seriously twisted. He actually likes...] Everyone in Class 12 of Year Two looked at him with complicated expressions. “I never thought you were that kind of person! What did cola ever do to you?” His face turned bright r 26.4kReads9.4Score4kShelves

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    It's good-looking and very funny.

19. 369 与 I Signed a Pact with the System: Disguised as a Man, I Strike It Rich at Funerals 与系统画押，我女扮男装升棺发财 Become a God Any Day Now指日成神Modern Romance554k WordsCompleted (No romance, female protagonist disguised as a man + Cocky, handsome, irresistible heroine + All kinds of Systems + Ghost hunting + Ridiculous comedy) After getting out of prison, Gu Si disguises herself as a man to evade her enemies and accidentally binds herself to a livestream System. She only meant to play the hero and save a ghost for a little cash, but the female ghost offers herself to her in marriage! Gu Si: Guys, the female ghost I just saved insists on marrying me. What should I do? As 168Reads9.2Score101Shelves

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    A hilarious and quirky cross-dressing story featuring a charmingly roguish female lead who catches ghosts and is irresistibly charming! The irresistible rogue "Fourth Master" is a force to be reckoned with, capable of catching female ghosts and seducing enchantresses. Even the First Emperor and Empress Wu Zetian couldn't escape his clutches!

20. 370 穿 I Transmigrated into a Crazy Novel as a Crazy Woman, and This Madness Feels So Reassuring 穿进颠文当颠婆，颠颠的，很安心 What a Huge Melon好大的瓜Modern Romance296k WordsCompleted Wang Qianqian spent fifty years working in the world of a tragic romance novel. After enduring a whole series of godawful ordeals, from having her heart, lungs, and corneas dug out, she finally completed her mission. According to her contract with the System, she would receive one billion yuan in cash and a brand-new life. Just as Wang Qianqian was about to enjoy her life, she was sent back to the very beginning of the story. A brand-new life meant being the tragic romance heroine all over again 322Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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    These are all hilarious and absurd stories, but the female lead is intelligent! No romance + strong female lead + intelligent + reasonable plot, every chapter is unexpected and hilarious. The last book has a side story with a romantic pairing, but it's barely mentioned; the main focus is on comedy and plot! I can't find a substitute! These books are so good!

21. 371 开 Awakening from the Start: I Steal Opportunities by Reading the Female Lead's On-Screen Comments 开局觉醒我靠偷看女主弹幕抢机缘 Beautiful Years锦色流年Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Cultivation Story Without Rebirth or Transmigration, with Power Progression + Romance + Space + Snatching Every Opportunity] As Su Zhuo enters the Wuji Sect and climbs the Immortal Ascension Steps, she accidentally hits her head, and a dense mass of strange subtitles appears before her eyes. Using the subtitles, she glimpses the heroine’s opportunities and snatches them one by one. The subtitles say the heroine is the chosen one. Su Zhuo thinks: “Just because you talk so much, the chosen one’s 9.5kReads8.0Score1.1kShelves

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    No romantic pairing, hilarious

22. 372 快 Quick Transmigration: The Host Is Always on the Way to Scaring Ghosts 快穿：宿主她总在吓鬼的路上 Top-Tier Hubbub喧哗上等Ancient Romance2.7M WordsOngoing [Quick transmigration + no romance + the heroine isn't human] When other people see a ghost: “Help!” When ghosts see the heroine: “Help!” World One: She transmigrated into a palace maid and became the empress of a matriarchal kingdom. World Two: She got the vicious supporting-woman role and became a master of the supernatural arts. World Three: She transmigrated as a zombie and spent the whole story slacking off like a lazy fish. World Four: She transmigrated as a prince who was the king's backu 3.3kReads8.9Score270Shelves
23. 373 快 Quick Transmigration: The Coldhearted Big Shot Gets a Cannon Fodder Script 快穿：无情大佬拿了炮灰剧本 What Day Is It Today?今时何夕Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [No romance + punishing scumbags + strong heroine + wishes at the heart of the story] Luo Yin is bound to the Perfect Wish System. Luo Yin: “So you're the Perfect Wish System, huh? Then let's start by helping me achieve one little goal!” System: “Sorry, you've been poisoned to death. Please come back to life first!” Luo Yin doesn't give a damn. “Everyone dies someday! Whether sooner or later, we're all going to die!” The System silently plays a video of Luo Yin being stabbed over and over and ha 979Reads8.7Score100Shelves
24. 374 猫 Catgirl System, Please Stop Me from Slacking Off! 猫娘系统，请不要阻止我摆烂了！ Shallow Light Sea浅光海Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Write whatever comes to mind in my dreams + goofy comedy + lighthearted laughs + System + showbiz] [Not a modern high-martial-arts story. The tag was added by the System, so stay away if you dislike it.] Jiang Bailang never imagined that he would choke to death while eating a mixed rice bowl at home! As if choking to death wasn't enough, he was reborn and transmigrated to Blue Star! As if being reborn and transmigrating weren't enough, he awakened a catgirl System that wouldn't let him slack of 16Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Laugh until you get 81 abs

25. 375 沙 After the Wacky Old Ancestor Emerged from Seclusion, She Discovered She Was Invincible 沙雕老祖出关后，发现自己无敌了 My Name Is Huang Yougeng我叫黄有梗Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Invincible heroine + no romance + hilarious chaos + revenge against scumbags + team leveling] The heroine is greedy, lecherous, morally questionable, biased toward her own people, and utterly shameless. If that bothers you, don't read! Yao Hua was a well-known slacker at Floating Cloud Pavilion. She earned her sect contributions by having children and raised her cultivation by sheer luck. After being gravely injured and going into seclusion, she emerged one day to find that everyone stronger t 3.8kReads8.9Score439Shelves

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    No romantic pairing, lots of jokes, lots of laughs, super funny.

26. 376 快 Quick Transmigration: The Madwoman's Laugh Makes Life and Death Unpredictable 快穿癫婆一笑生死难料 Jinxin锦心Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted (Quick transmigration + face-slapping + punishing scumbags + satisfying story, no CP, fast-paced.) Story One: The abused supporting actress goes berserk. The original woman went to meet a scumbag, who took her to a remote mountain village, where she became a baby-making tool for a horrible family. In the end, she died a miserable death. Sister Qian: One punch knocks out a tooth, one kick breaks the old woman’s leg. Anyone who dares to throw their weight around with me won’t live to see tomorrow. 874Reads7.2Score100Shelves
27. 377 全 The Whole Capital Thinks I Can Use Witchcraft. Well, They're Right 全京城都怀疑我会妖法，嘿我真会 Dancing Fish and Dragons舞鱼龙Ancient Romance320k WordsCompleted My rating just opened, so it'll go up later. A boomerang-style revenge fantasy, a fresh premise, and no romance! Everyone's here to enjoy the gossip together! [Villain: Did I just become the person I schemed against?!] What's so special about hearing people's thoughts? Experiencing it firsthand is the real shock! What do I do if my scumbag dad thinks I'm ill-mannered and wants to make me kneel in the ancestral hall? No problem, we can switch bodies! One second you're my father, the next I'm you 6.7kReads8.9Score706Shelves

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    I highly recommend it! (´｡･V･｡`) It's hilarious!

28. 378 别 Don't Count on Doubao, He's Nothing but Trouble in Another World 别指望豆包了，它在异世纯添乱 Shanxin山信Ancient Romance218k WordsOngoing Hiking vlogger Lin Xiaoman was about to end her livestream when she unexpectedly transmigrated to a primitive world called the Great Wilderness. The good news was that she had a golden finger. The bad news was that it was a stupid AI assistant named Doubao. Its navigation was always wrong, and its item identification was pure nonsense. And she could even unlock the Meituan app? After going to great lengths to unlock Meituan, she had to unlock it all over again because she'd tried to save money. —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    She's here! She's here with Doubao! No romantic pairing. The female protagonist is transported to a primitive world and her hilarious daily life is about surviving with her mentally challenged Doubao. Her cheat ability is a mobile phone that can unlock apps, but these apps are adapted for the primitive world. She'll join a tribe and help the primitive people by unlocking apps. It's a hilarious slice-of-life story, highly recommended! The writing is decent.

29. 379 阳 Not Enough Years Left to Live? The Evil Spirits Will Make Up the Difference 阳寿不够，恶鬼来凑 Crossing Three Lifetimes渡三生Ancient Romance268k WordsCompleted [Strong Female Lead + Comedy + Plot-Driven + Supernatural + Alternate History + No Romance] If it weren't for staying alive, who would work for the Underworld? Fu Sang had done so many terrible things that her allotted lifespan was nearly up, even though she was still young. To survive, she had no choice but to help evil spirits move on and earn more years of life. A confused headless ghost wrote the character “Fu.” Fu Sang: How am I supposed to help with that? I don't even have a clue, let alon 192Reads6.7Score—Shelves

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    This book is really good.

30. 380 修 Cultivating Immortality by Raising a Horde of Monsters: What Are You All Panicking About? 修仙，我就养群妖怪，你们慌什么 Last Night's Tea昨夜的茶Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Transmigration! Reborn! Lighthearted + lively + satisfying + funny + leveling up and fighting monsters!] Lin Chuyi failed her tribulation and was reborn in a tiny mountain village where they ate just two meals a day. With her soul damaged, she spent years in a daze. Then she suddenly rose to prominence, leaving everyone dumbfounded! She raises spirit beasts, takes in monsters, and leads her family in leveling up as they fight monsters! When her adoptive father returned from the army, he stared 50.7kReads9.5Score7.2kShelves

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    🍅🍅🍅Cultivating immortality? I'll raise a horde of monsters, what are you all panicking about? The characters are vividly and lively, each with their own unique traits. A bunch of silly monsters—every time I see them laugh, I can't help but laugh along. And the Ghost King and the Drought Demon always join in the fun too.

31. 381 当 The Demon Queen Becomes the Villainess of an Otome Game 当女魔尊穿成乙女游戏大反派 Mist Over the River Drifts Gently汀烟轻冉冉Modern Romance241k WordsCompleted [No CP] [Female Disguise as Male] [Showbiz] [Strong Female Lead] A mighty female Demon Venerable accidentally transmigrates into an otome game, only to discover she's a “male” celebrity who can be conquered, with a bunch of men opposing her. She really wants to blow up this whole world. Some poor soul: “Calm down!!! This world is innocent!!! (っ °Д °;)っ” 148Reads9.1Score—Shelves

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    Hey, I tried it myself, it's really good and hilarious! Guaranteed no romance! Everyone, watch it!!!

32. 382 震 Shocking! My Boyfriend Is the Boss of a Horror Dungeon 震惊！男友竟是恐怖副本BOSS Tuoba Dumpling拓跋饺子Mystery1.6M WordsCompleted [Supernatural + Two powerful leads + Horror-game instances + Lighthearted and funny + Boyfriend is the BOSS + Devoted husband + Both are virgins] On her birthday, Shen Jiahe’s boyfriend told her that the number of players entering horror-game instances had surged, and as the instance’s big BOSS, he had to work overtime and couldn’t come home. Shen Jiahe laughed in anger. He could have just said he was cheating on her! Instead, he came up with such a ridiculous excuse! She dumped the scumbag that 51.3kReads9.2Score5.9kShelves

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    [Flying kiss] Hilarious! The female lead gets dragged into an A-level dungeon and, on her deathbed, yells, "Lin Yuanzhou! Where the hell have you been?!" But then, the seemingly deep-seated big boss suddenly kneels on the ground, saying, "Wife, I'm not Lin Yuanzhou!" [Laughing and crying][Laughing and crying]

33. 383 怨 A Jinxed Doctor and His Sneaky Patients 怨种医生跟他的老六患者 An Qing and July安青与七月Urban1.0M WordsCompleted (No System + Everyday Consultations + Emergency Medicine + Career Advancement + All-Around Doctor Who Gets the Short End of the Stick) Lu Zhanfeng, a battlefield doctor, is reborn at Jiangbei Tianji Hospital. Drawing on the experience of two lifetimes, he becomes a top-notch general practitioner skilled in both Chinese and Western medicine. Lu Zhanfeng has a knack for thinking outside the box. Director Li: The pregnant woman has a tumor growing near her tailbone. The fetus blocks the surgical fi 6.5kReads9.2Score561Shelves
34. 384 不 I Die If I Don’t Spend Money? Then I’ll Hand It Over to the State 不花钱就死？那我上交国家 Not Bad不孬Modern Romance487k WordsCompleted {Dear passenger, this is the female-oriented novel train. Please check your ticket before boarding. We wish you a pleasant journey~!} [Fake System + Passionate + Face-Slapping + No Romance + The Growth of an Imperfect Heroine] “What’s so hard about spending money?” “Making money is hard. Spending it is easy, right?” “If you gave me that money, I could blow through it all in no time!” Su Su was lying in bed, complaining about Wang Duoyu from a movie, who had money but couldn’t spend it. Then, out 22.3kReads9.2Score2kShelves

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    The ones without a romantic pairing are great, but they're a bit old and I've forgotten some of the humor. However, I highly recommend the first one, "Fake Heiress."

35. 385 抱 Sorry, You’ll Never Catch Up to Me, NPC 抱歉啦，姐是你们追不上的npc Cilantro Is Delicious香菜很好吃Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted (A completely brainless comedy from start to finish) When Yun Youyou opened her eyes, she found herself inexplicably turned into an NPC in a horror game. Cheapskate game: no wages, no benefits. As long as you don't work yourself to death, they'll work you to death. Yun Youyou: Then I have no choice but to pretend I'm a pile of crap. If I can't create any value, it's the same as not working. With nothing but her silver tongue, Yun Youyou somehow turned a horror game into a comedy. The haunted hot 28.5kReads9.3Score4.1kShelves

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    I've laughed so hard I've developed 88-pack abs from this book! [Laughing] It's so good, I can't stop laughing! [Laughing] It's so good! [Licking screen] Trust me, you won't regret it! [Cool]

36. 386 摆 The Laid-Back Junior Sister Is Actually a Master of Secret Identities 摆烂小师妹竟是马甲大佬 Ah Jiujiu阿玖玖Ancient Romance375k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy + super satisfying + adored by everyone + lighthearted + no romance + secret identity + not transmigrating into a book] [Mindless fun for stress relief] The newest young disciple of the Nine Gods Sect is a little strange: eight spirit roots, pathetic cultivation, outrageous nerve, all play and no work, teasing chickens and walking dogs, no ambition, rude and vicious with a poisonous tongue, a heart of blackness, and a belly full of schemes. Even wolves can't help cursing and b 991Reads9.1Score129Shelves

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    My new favorite, hahaha!

37. 387 我 After I Went Off the Rails, My Whole Villainous Family Turned Over a New Leaf! 我发癫后，全家反派都从良了！ Zong Li纵里Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd Memes + 1v1, Both Leads Are Sexually Inexperienced + Beloved by All + Wild, Unhinged Couple: Xi Congrong] [A Totally Unhinged, Random, All-Rounder Heroine vs. A Villainous Male Lead Who’s Elegant, Scheming, and Has an Unusual Way of Thinking] You are the nanny’s daughter, with a tragic background: a gambling-addicted father, a fragile mother, and a lily-white innocent side to you. On your first day accompanying your mother to work at the mansion, the real heiress makes things difficult f 12.1kReads9.3Score2.2kShelves
38. 388 快 Quick Transmigration: I’m on the Payroll, So Who Am I Afraid Of? 快穿之我在编内我怕谁 Jiangnan West江南西Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted (No romance) (Not a saint) (System) (Taking down scumbags) The plot suddenly gets hit by outside influences like transmigration, transmigration into a book, being reborn, and Systems! The Heavenly Dao is handing out golden fingers like crazy! A blind, abusive male lead! A cold, aloof master who adores her disciple! A farming-story heroine who steps on her elders to reach the top! Yu Jiu: Why do I keep running into scumbag men and awful women? Little 2: Could it be that worlds with a sound worldv 113Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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    No romantic pairing! No flirting! The female lead in this hilarious and lighthearted novel is absolutely hilariously funny.

39. 389 坑 Damn This System: I Reincarnated as Wang Po 坑爹系统：我穿成了王婆 Two Taels of Salted Fish二两咸鱼Ancient Romance576k WordsCompleted [No CP, no male lead, a goofy and conceited heroine] One day, after transmigrating, Wu Baobao discovered she had become Wang Po! So what? A girl has to stand on her own! [System task issued: Stop Jinlian from cheating] Wait... is this something an ordinary person can even stop?! [Three quarters of an hour to complete, or it will be too late to undo] Oh, heavens! Master Ximen! Hands off the pants, please~ [System task issued: Possess the Jinx Star and grope the bottom of the Star Lord of the Rabb 88Reads9.1Score—Shelves
40. 390 穿 Transmigrated as the Prince's Only Daughter: One Punch Sends the Capital's Elite Flying 穿成王爷独女，一拳暴打京城权贵 Shen Yuan椹渊Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [A little funny? + Alternate setting + A heroine who's occasionally unhinged and will grow up + Little dumpling + No romance] Jiang An transmigrated. She transmigrated into the body of a three-year-old little dumpling who couldn't lift or carry anything, let alone beat anyone up herself... They say the Zhen Guo Prince's household has a legitimate daughter, raised in the borderlands and doted on, who spends all day teasing cats and dogs and picking fights with everyone. They also say this young l 5.3kReads9.3Score602Shelves

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    New book, please give me your feedback. A story about a beloved little dumpling, no romantic pairing, and a comedic style.

41. 391 俏 The Spirited Cultivation Journey of a Charming Junior Sister 俏师妹的欢脱修仙路 Mu Chen Yiling沐辰逸灵Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted (Single heroine + everyone’s favorite + no romance + transmigration to another world + a touch of angst + goofy humor + strong female lead + twists) In the novel, the senior brothers and sisters are all stepping stones for the heroine, and each one dies more horribly than the last. I packed my things in the middle of the night and prepared to run. Who’d want to act out this awful script? Then Fourth Senior Brother found me and took me home. Eldest Senior Brother put a handful of peeled chestnuts 346Reads8.3Score—Shelves

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    No romantic pairing, I'm already numb from laughing.

42. 392 玄EN Fantasy: Starting Blind, I Cultivate with an Erhu 玄幻：开局瞎子，从拉二胡开始 Howling Gale哀嚎的狂风Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsCompleted (The short drama is now streaming: Fantasy: Beginning with Two Springs Reflect the Moon) [Spending Life + Grinding and Lying Low] "Once a song breaks the heart, where in all the world can one find a kindred soul?" From the start, he transmigrated as a blind man and became a street musician. [Two Springs Reflect the Moon: LV2 (1/10000) Effect: Unblocks qi and blood, opens the meridians, dispels dampness, and warms the body] He is a blind street musician who wipes out an entire gang for 141.6kReads9.6Score14.7kShelves

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    It's beautiful and will make you smile. [Please follow] Transmigrating to another world and becoming blind, he can comprehend martial arts moves with his "Erquan Yingyue" (a martial arts technique). Alone with an ox and a sword, he fears nothing in the world. He saves the princess and destroys gangs, doing whatever he pleases. Who isn't confused in their youth? Behold the person with the same name as the Immortal Venerable. His eccentric behavior has its merits. He can always see things from a perspective that others cannot. His daily life is beautiful and engaging, full of interesting stories that are unmatched by ordinary people.

43. 393 穿 Transmigrate Into a Book: Escape from Famine 穿书之逃荒记 Xiao Baorong小宝绒Ancient Romance488k WordsCompleted Note: No romantic pairing The setup: Chu Yanting, a notoriously bad writer whose novel was left unfinished, transmigrates into her own story as the unfortunate heroine who dies in childbirth. According to the plot, she has 30 days left to live. With disasters striking one after another and war breaking out, she has to care for a family of elderly people, children, and women. Yet the transmigration god only gives her a miniature pocket dimension measuring 0.1 square meters… Request: Please give t 3.6kReads9.2Score328Shelves
44. 394 我 My Youth Was Like a Pile of Mud 我的青春，好似一摊烂泥 Jiu Shihan酒诗寒Urban2.4M WordsOngoing (Youth, School Life, Growing Up, Everyday Life, Redemption) Told in the first person, this is a coming-of-age story about a bad boy who matches wits with students and teachers at his school. They save one another and gradually grow up. My name is Fang Yuan. Ever since I was a child, I've been different from other people's kids. Girls say I'm as thick as a log, and my friends say I'm selfish. But I never thought there was anything wrong with that. Because I'm not a good person to begin with. W 155.4kReads9.5Score11.3kShelves
45. 395 烟EN Misty Rain Tower 烟雨楼 A Night of Misty Rain一夕烟雨Eastern Fantasy9.5M WordsOngoing [The print edition is now available nationwide at all major retailers] "Traditional xuanhuan" "No harem" In the land of Jiuzhou stands a tower called the Misty Rain Tower. Its master, Li Qingzhi, is hailed as a peerless prodigy, holding life and death in his hands beneath the cover of night. Yet what the world doesn’t know is that someone else stands behind the Misty Rain Tower, its true founder. Using the guise of a spoiled young master as cover, he manipulates the winds and clouds and plots ac 868.8kReads9.6Score66.1kShelves
46. 396 怪 Strange Tales Livestream! 怪谈直播间！ Stone Giant Monster石头巨怪Mystery1.3M WordsCompleted Welcome to the Rules of the Strange. This is a battle of blood and fire, a test of wit and courage. The power of words cannot be resisted, and the eerie rules must not be broken. In a seemingly hopeless situation, find the one correct answer, break free of your constraints, and search for a way to survive. 173.8kReads9.7Score17.7kShelves
47. 397 你 You Raise Beasts, I Raise My Dad: His Swordsmanship Is the Best in the World 你们御兽我御爸，我爸剑法甲天下 Pan Fou磐缶Urban189k WordsOngoing [Beast Taming]+ [Comedy]; entirely handwritten “He is a nationally renowned Beast Taming genius who once personally took part in a top-secret government operation! A man of unmatched glory!” “You mean he took the college entrance exam?” “He has contracted countless strange creatures and is a Beast Taming Grandmaster!” “Is his dad a strange creature too?” “Sir, you can’t keep undermining me like this! I make my living telling stories. If you keep refuting me, I’ll go hungry today!” The man waved 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Bizarre and hilarious, the most difficult episode to hold back.

48. 398 无 Infinite: My Novel Becomes Reality, and I Give the Nation Cheats 无限：小说成真，我给国家开外挂 Golden Eggplant金茄子Urban361k WordsCompleted [Infinite-Loop + Comedy + No Female Lead + Everyday Life + Light Novel + A Little Snark + No Romance (If there's even a hint of romance, you can reach through the screen and hit me)] Huo Li, the ordinary owner of a small bookstore, was suddenly hauled off by police cars in the middle of the night. Someone had reported him as the legendary progenitor of all vampires! Huo Li, single for 23 years, thoroughly ordinary, and not even fond of spicy blood curd: ??? At the same time, the informant slappe 3.4kReads9.1Score533Shelves

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    It's finished, perfect for reading all day.

49. 399 你 How Are You the Protagonists? People Would Believe You Were the Villains 你们哪是主角，说是反派都有人信 Wang Xianyu王限玉Mystery297k WordsOngoing [Infinite Flow + comedy + no romance + male-led + no harem + ensemble cast] My ex died before we could get back together. I took a long, hard look at myself, and then the apocalypse arrived. Following the usual tropes, I’d fight monsters, level up, and make it big. They told me there were no tropes, just skill. I trained hard, only to discover that the protagonists were all inhuman. And the ones who acted human were so delicious, I could eat two bowls of rice with them. From then on, in the chal 998Reads8.1Score119Shelves

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    This is a suspenseful, infinite-flow, no-romance story. The male lead, a hapless married man, is chosen between a strawberry and a raspberry to commit high-profile misdeeds while discreetly avoiding being beaten. He becomes virtually invincible amidst the contrast between being incredibly strong and incredibly weak. Lots of jokes and witty banter, featuring a black sesame lava dumpling-shaped male lead – don't miss it!

50. 400 星 Interstellar: The Mecha Pilot Is a Little [Socially Anxious] 星际：机甲师她有点【社恐】 Ling Ling Zi苓菱子Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.6M WordsCompleted [Interstellar + Mecha + Military Academy + League + Ensemble Cast + Strong Female Lead + Power Fantasy] Ke Yunyao is a native of the interstellar age, with a family background that’s neither impressive nor terrible. She’s never short on money. In her brief eighteen years, she’s barely ever left home. She isn’t fond of interacting with other people and prefers to bury herself in research. Her dream is to become a top-tier mecha engineer, but her family doesn’t have many resources. No matter: she 18.2kReads8.7Score2.6kShelves

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    Let's try these two books, neither of which have a romantic pairing. The second one is about a female lead with social anxiety, but her behavior and the behavior of those around her are really hilarious!

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