The Entire Court Is Waiting for Me to Turn Evil

Name: The Entire Court Is Waiting for Me to Turn Evil
Author: Dan Zong Loves Sweet and Sour Dried Fish

满朝都等本宫黑化

by Dan Zong Loves Sweet and Sour Dried Fish (爱吃糖醋干鱼的丹宗)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 338k Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Ancient Romance High-Concept
Updated: 1d ago
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[Villain System + Unhinged Strong Female Lead + Goofy Comedy + Satisfying Face-Slapping + Adored by Everyone + Political Intrigue + No Romance] (The blurb is weak. Big sis, please just read the story.) Ever since the Great Wei dynasty's most well-behaved Princess Wu rejected an arranged marriage and got bound to a System, the good days of Liu Wenzhao, Minister of Revenue, came to an end. The System was supposed to bind to him and teach him to turn evil and become a warlord. But one character was entered wrong in the ledger, and it bound to the most virtuous princess in the capital instead. The System gave her evil missions, and she did the exact opposite every time. It told her to topple the ancestral tablets in the Imperial Ancestral Temple. She performed a grand ancestral-worship dance instead, and the whole capital praised her for her backbone. It told her to take female officials into her harem. She brought them over to become her advisers instead. It told her to build a gang in the ghost market. She helped the weak, investigated stolen goods, and casually recruited half the intelligence network. System: ??? Then, in the next second, it was ecstatic: “Using goodness to nurture goodness! The Host is unfathomably cunning! Warlord points are soaring!” Until one day, everyone realized that the princess who was supposed to be “the most well-behaved” was the one who cleared her name by dancing at the Imperial Ancestral Temple and rejecting her arranged marriage. She was the shopkeeper Qian, who wielded unchecked power in the ghost market. She was also the one who made assassin organizations fight one another until they were wiped out. Even the empress, her mother, was exasperated: “This child is a little too virtuous.” At court, people fought for positions and formed factions. After Xiao Wu finished taking stock of her secret identities and merit, she suddenly felt that not getting involved would make her a poor fit for the crowd. So she turned around and personally sent everyone who'd harmed her to their doom, one by one. Later, the court historian wrote of her: The most virtuous of Great Wei. No one knew that the confidential record hidden at the bottom of the box had only four words on its title page: “My Lord, the Warlord.”

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