No Romance, Hilarious Stories That’ll Give You Eight-Pack Abs 无CP，爆笑文，能笑出八块腹肌的那种

1. 451 师 After Slacking Off, Senior Sister Became the Cultivation World’s White Moonlight 师姐摆烂后成了修真界的白月光 Yao Sui Bu Zhi He Nian尧岁不知何年Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted In her previous life, Xiling was a hopeless do-gooder. She was gentle, considerate, and devoted to looking after her junior brothers and sisters, yet everyone despised her. In her previous life, she ignored the hostage threat from the demonic cultivators and acted decisively to save everyone, but was accused of disregarding human life and being cold-blooded. Meanwhile, the heroine, who cried all the time and couldn’t do a thing, became known as the “kind and gentle goddess.” Fine. This time, I’m 3.5kReads8.6Score445Shelves
2. 452 豪 My Heiress Bestie Brought Me Home, and Now My Unhinged Antics Make Me Everyone’s Favorite 豪门闺蜜带进门，发癫还能当团宠 Mu Tianyu木甜玉Modern Romance349k WordsCompleted (Complete) [Silly memes + wish fulfillment + face-slapping + wealthy family] Chi Tingxia has been poor for all 23 years of her life. One day, she transmigrates into a book and discovers she’s become the sidekick of the Pei family’s second young lady! She goes shopping with the second young lady, who immediately gives her a designer handbag! She has afternoon tea with her, and the second young lady transfers her 30,000 as a thank-you for her trouble! After the second young lady gets her heart bro 7.1kReads8.9Score1.1kShelves

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   (End of main text) [Hilarious jokes + satisfying read + face-slapping + wealthy family] Chi Tingxia lived for 23 years, and was poor for 23 years. One day, she transmigrated into a book and found herself as the second young lady of the Pei family's little follower! She accompanied the second young lady shopping, and the second young lady immediately gave her a designer handbag! She accompanied the second young lady for afternoon tea, and the second young lady even transferred 30,000 yuan to her as a service fee! After the second young lady's breakup, she stayed with her all night, and the second young lady, with tears in her eyes, took her hand: "Xiaxia, you are truly my best friend, come live with me! I will definitely give you the best of everything!" Chi Tingxia immediately slid down and knelt: "This old servant has arrived! Get out of the way!" At first, everyone else in the Pei family was very hostile to Chi Tingxia. They thought Chi Tingxia was a gold digger who fawned over the powerful and bullied the weak. But later, after Chi Tingxia's persistent madness… the Pei family actually became loving and prosperous? Mr. And Mrs. Pei looked at her lovingly: "Xiaxia, in our eyes you are our own daughter!" The spoiled fourth young lady of the Pei family followed her around excitedly: "I'm willing to be Sister Xia's little follower!" The unruly third young master of the Pei family blushed and handed her fruit: "Hmph... Only you can order me around, no one else can!" The second young lady of the Pei family quickly took her arm: "Xiaxia and I are the best of friends in the world! I am the legitimate best friend! You are all just illegitimate best friends!" - At night, the eldest young master, the head of the Pei family, held her in his arms, his deep peach blossom eyes filled with boundless love, his voice low and tender: "Xiaxia, I have finally found you." That year, she disappeared the night before he was supposed to confess his love, and he almost went crazy. This book is really sweet and refreshing. The female lead goes crazy at the drop of a hat, but every time she goes crazy, she cleverly solves the predicament of those around her. It seems nonsensical, but she is always thinking of others. It's really positive.

3. 453 修 Cultivation: Host, Please Take Your Character Card 修仙：宿主请拿好您的人设卡 The Radish That Eats Rabbits Became a Spirit吃兔子的萝卜成精了Ancient Romance1.2M WordsOngoing At the request of my dear readers, I’ve started planning a story about Master! Since this is a prequel, I had all the fun I wanted with the previous book, so now it’s all coming back to haunt me in this one. Some of the worldbuilding and logic may be flawed, so if you don’t like it, please be kind and remove it from your bookshelf. Please don’t give me a low rating!!! I’m begging you!!! This is the tragic tale of a naive, sweet college student who has a System forcibly saddle him with the person 3.2kReads7.5Score307Shelves
4. 454 走 Why Have the Side Characters Following the Plot Turned into Such Goofballs Again? 走剧情的配角们怎么又沙雕了？ Little Leaf Chong虫小叶Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [No CP + infinite-flow + group transmigration + absurd comedy + a little mind-bending] A crisis strikes! People who fall into a deep sleep are randomly dragged into illusions. If they can’t get out, they die! Qin Qing never expected that staying up late to binge a show would lead to her closing her eyes and waking up in a completely different world. What the heck! Did I transmigrate? To return to their bodies in the real world, a group of equally unlucky people chosen by the illusions are forced 3.8kReads9.3Score448Shelves

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   Tons of plot points, super funny moments, and every episode is thrilling yet full of surprises. If you can't beat them, just give up [cool]. If you find a fun show to pass the time, just coast along [laughs]. When it's time to coast along, do it properly; when you can make money, make money [attention].

5. 455 沙 The Goofy Heroine Uses Tech to Cultivate Immortality and Becomes Unstoppable 沙雕女主科技修仙，超神逆天 Chilly Dawn Light晓光寒Ancient Romance588k WordsOngoing [Transmigrate into a Book, Absurd Comedy, Ensemble Cast with No Romance, Female Lead Is a Weapons Master] Jiang Ning transmigrates into the heroine of a feel-good xianxia novel. She thinks she can follow the plot and reach the pinnacle of life, only to discover the book’s wicked villainess has been reborn, too! The villainess gets there first, destroys Jiang Ning’s dantian, and dumps her at the gates of Zhaoyuan Sect. In the original story, everyone from Zhaoyuan Sect eventually becomes a villai 993Reads9.3Score178Shelves
6. 456 中 A Chuunibyou's Quick Transmigration Journey 中二病患者的快穿之旅 Kuntukutakatika昆图库塔卡提Fantastical Romance505k WordsOngoing No heroine + no romance + absurd comedy Congratulations to everyone who came across this book: you’ve found your comfort zone. If you found it, the System has clearly decided your chuuni phase isn’t over yet! This is the story of a chuuni boy’s journey to save the world. (World consciousnesses: “Lies! He’s obviously just stealing everything!”) A young man with a scepter sits on his throne and declares solemnly, “I am the ruler of the Myriad Worlds. I am the one true emperor of the universe. I am 2.4kReads7.4Score202Shelves
7. 457 闺 My Daughter's Words Become Law, and Her Mad Mother Lies Back and Becomes a God 闺女言出法随，癫娘躺赢成神 Hungry Goose大鹅饿饿Ancient Romance1.6M WordsCompleted Qin Youyou has an incomplete soul and is reborn as a good-for-nothing orphan in a fantasy world, with only a farming System to her name. She lives tucked away in a small mountain valley, until one day she returns to her family. She has to care for her deranged mother, feed her good-for-nothing older brother, and support her declining family. She rolls up her sleeves and keeps working hard to grow vegetables and feed her family. Until... Her useless older brother drinks her tea and smashes a hund 13.4kReads9.1Score1.4kShelves

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   Both are good-looking, no couple pairing.

8. 458 给 Giving Interstellar Players a Little Ghostly Shock 给星际玩家一点小小的女鬼震撼 Infinite Universe无限宇宙Modern Romance517k WordsCompleted [Interstellar gaming + comedy + no romance for the heroine] Ye Yuxi transmigrates into an interstellar age full of tough customers. From the start, she’s tossed into a shoddy version of Saw made by a rotten classmate, who mocks her for being a coward and says she could never make a horror game. Born on Earth in her previous life and raised on a steady diet of horror from all over the world, Ye Yuxi takes one look at the monotonous selection of shooter and combat games topping the interstellar ch 17.7kReads9.3Score3kShelves
9. 459 准 I Was About to Quit Showbiz, Then I Made a Comeback 准备退圈儿的我翻红了 Ginger, Scallion, Garlic姜葱蒜Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Two Heroines + Lighthearted Comedy + Daily Life + Showbiz] She died in an accident just before her debut, then woke up transmigrated into the body of a top actress! Burdened with scandals and disliked by the public, her career was beyond saving. She thought the original owner was rich, so she might as well enjoy a life of luxury. But there were only four digits left in the bank account… After taking a beating from society in her previous life, she hadn’t found any better luck in this one. She 11kReads9.0Score1.3kShelves

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   The first one starts from when the female lead participates in the talent show. The second one is that it's not finished yet.

10. 460 满 My Sect Is Full of Hidden Dragons and Young Phoenixes, but My Junior Sister Is the Best of Them All 满宗卧龙凤雏，师妹她是个中翘楚 Bei Ji'an Liang北季安凉Ancient Romance3.2M WordsCompleted What should you do if you accidentally become the senior sister who serves as a stepping stone for the female lead in a novel? Gu Xia is in a complicated mood after from the start receiving a wonderful package deal: a huge drop in cultivation and a blind master who plays favorites. There’s no way she’s going to admit she did anything wrong. She hands back her disciple token, dusts herself off, and heads down the mountain to find a new backer. Instead, she leaps straight to the top and joins the 20.7kReads9.0Score2.4kShelves
11. 461 快 Quick Transmigration: The Tragic Novel's Heroine Is a Mad Demon Queen! 快穿：虐文女主她是疯批大魔王！ Zai Ribai在日白Modern Romance493k WordsCompleted The great demon king, sealed beneath the Withered Moon for tens of millions of years, recently caught a little System to amuse himself. The little System said, “Across the three thousand great worlds and three thousand lesser worlds, I chose you out of billions. I hope you know better than to turn me down.” Yuan Sheng grabbed the little thing clinging to his spiritual consciousness and beat it up in a flurry of punches. “What did you just say? I couldn't hear you.” The little System said, “...I 2kReads9.1Score175Shelves
12. 462 抱 Sorry, I’m Crazy. Keep Your Weirdness Away 抱歉，我有疯病，诡异勿扰 Hot Pot Tripe火锅涮毛肚Mystery1.6M WordsCompleted [Dark Fairy Tales + Horror Game + Livestream + Hilarious + No Romance + Unconventional Ending] My name is Shi Yu, and I'm mentally ill. One moment I was asleep, and the next I had been transported into a horror game called “Little Red Riding Hood.” Black smoke was rising from Mom's head, and the cake meant for Grandma had been mixed with an unidentified kind of minced meat... The game was being livestreamed to the entire world in real time. People watched in astonishment as, while the other p 21.2kReads9.3Score2.8kShelves
13. 463 绑 Bound to a Random Cheat, I Get Weird in the Entertainment Industry 绑定随机外挂的我在娱乐圈搞抽象 Zong Li纵里Modern Romance367k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous Memes + Showbiz + Dating Show + Cheat Ability Glitches] Yu Min transmigrates into a cannon-fodder supporting woman in a “wife-chasing crematorium” novel and gets bound to a Stumbling Block System. To avoid being cannon fodder, she has to trip up the male and female leads' romance while maintaining her elegant, high-class celebrity persona. Yu Min: Huh? Me, elegant and high-class? System: Don't worry, we've got cheats! They include, but aren't limited to, rewinding time, mind-reading, 6.5kReads9.4Score1kShelves
14. 464 被 Struck by Lightning into the Apocalypse: Now I Sell Cultivation Supplies 被劈到末世后：我卖起了修仙物资 Yi Qianmi义千米Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.0M WordsCompleted [Apocalypse + Cultivation + No Romance + Supplies + Business Management + Pets + Zombies + Mutations] Struck out of the sky by a tribulation lightning bolt from the start, she gets to experience the apocalypse firsthand! Nan Zhi, a resource merchant in the cultivation world, was sabotaged while undergoing her Golden Core Tribulation. The protective spiritual artifact she’d bought failed at the worst possible moment, and a lightning bolt sent her straight to the apocalypse. Caught the zombie viru 835Reads8.2Score115Shelves
15. 465 道 Daoist Friend, Your Fortune Is Meant for Me 道友，你的机缘与我有缘 Old Six the Jokester乐子人老六Fantastical Romance127k WordsOngoing Lin Yao, a modern-day office drone, gets hit by a car one day and transmigrates into an old-school cultivation romance full of angst. The good news: she rolls a Chaos Spiritual Root right off the bat. The bad news: it came from getting struck by lightning. The even worse news: the System ran off from the start… In this cultivation-novel world, where Qi Refining cultivators are as common as hairs, Foundation Establishment cultivators are everywhere, and Golden Core and Nascent Soul cultivators ar 11Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A hilarious story about a sixth brother with no system and no romantic pairing. Fellow Daoists, why don't you come and take a look?

16. 466 超 So Popular! The Real Heiress Takes the Entertainment World by Storm by Squandering Her Wealth 超火！真千金靠败家爆红娱乐圈 Strong North Wind劲北风Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + Showbiz + Everyone's Darling + Transmigrate Into a Book + Absurdist + Live-Stream Variety Show + True and Fake Heiresses Don't Tear Each Other Down] Feng Xixi transmigrates into a book and becomes the real heiress of a billionaire family. As the heroine's foil, the real heiress keeps making one terrible decision after another. Thinking of the real heiress's miserable fate, Feng Xixi decides that knowing your place is important: She absolutely won't cause trouble for the billionaire 50.1kReads9.2Score7.9kShelves

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    These two books are so funny, hahaha! [Laughing][laughing]

17. 467 鬼 The Ghost's Knocking Was So Loud, the Neighbors Came Over to Beat Me Up 鬼敲门声音太大竟引来邻居毒打 Fleece-Lined Long Johns秋裤加绒Mystery542k WordsCompleted Hear a ghost knocking on your door at night? Don't panic. Call the neighbors and ask them to come claim the “takeout.” Run into a vengeful ghost demanding blood money at a crossroads? Just drop the cash into the Buddha's merit box. A Ghost King disguises himself as a delivery guy and kills people at random. Who knew the delivery would be to the place where the patriarch of Longhu Mountain was in seclusion? After transmigrating to a supernatural world, Li Yi awakened the Unconventional Celestial 10kReads9.2Score726Shelves
18. 468 我 My Readers Span Three Thousand Worlds 我的读者遍布三千世界 Turtles Go with Mung Beans王八配绿豆Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Reborn] [System] [Wish fulfillment] [Face-slapping] [Secret identity] [Everyday life] [No romance] Li Wenshu, a top author in the online fiction world, died suddenly after writing all night. The System sold everything it had to send her back to when she was sixteen. It was an era when neither entertainment nor the internet was very developed. Faced with the three thousand worlds of books in the System’s storage space, Li Wenshu rubbed her chin and sighed, “Dying suddenly was worth it!” A suspe 15.5kReads9.2Score1.9kShelves

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    No romantic pairing but still fun [laughing][laughing]

19. 469 万 Reported by Ten Thousand Ghosts! This Big Shot Hunts Ghosts Every Day 万鬼举报！这个大佬天天在抓鬼 The Cabbage Bun Isn't Cabbage菜包子不菜Modern Romance624k WordsCompleted [No Romance + Metaphysics + Strong Female Lead + Heartwarming + Comedy + Supernatural + Face Reading + Feng Shui] My name is Zhao Yan. I ate so much that my master packed me off to a psychiatric hospital to “hone my skills” for two years. I thought I’d at least be less hungry after I got out, but my master had already gotten himself arrested. To keep from starving, I gritted my teeth and rented a haunted house famous across the internet. Then I went back to my old trade: catching ghosts, fort 537Reads8.9Score101Shelves
20. 470 废 The Good-for-Nothing Legitimate Daughter Goes on a Rampage After Binding to the Dragon-Aotian System 废柴嫡女绑定龙傲天系统后杀疯了 Steamed Fish One蒸鱼一Ancient Romance807k WordsCompleted [Strong female lead, no romance (female ensemble) + golden finger + goofy comedy + putting scumbags in their place + power fantasy + dual cultivation of magic and martial arts + unconventional blend of Eastern fantasy and Western fantasy + goofy academy ensemble] (Readers who nitpick every allegedly misogynistic term and readers who make baseless accusations disguised as content warnings, please don't read!!!) Dai Luo, a cannon-fodder heroine from an angsty novel, binds herself to a Dragon Prota 102Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is a female-centric, no-romance ensemble piece! The female lead's teammates, including herself, are all quite silly. When she was in the academy, her teammates used monster poop to make array plates [facepalm]. Then, her summoner teammate could summon a group of monkeys called Emei monkeys, and in battle, they would steal peaches and slap each other [facepalm]. Recently, they changed maps to the Northern Continent, and her teammates, possessing boundless magical power, encountered a horde of mechanical monsters in the air. The female lead transformed into Spider-Man, using the webs of contracted monsters to move between them, hahaha!

21. 471 闪 Out of the Way! Senior Sister with the Lightning Spirit Root Is About to Smite Scumbags 闪开！雷灵根大师姐要劈渣了 Fei Liubai飞流白Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted Quick transmigration + feel-good story + no romance + System + strong female lead + punishing scumbags Something has gone wrong in the Three Thousand Realms. The Divine Transformation Venerable Xiyi is ordered to investigate, and unexpectedly captures a System. She'll complete a mission and repay a karmic debt, while also uncovering the secrets behind the Three Thousand Realms. But Venerable Xiyi can't help wondering why so many scumbags who deserve to be struck by lightning keep popping up in f 3.7kReads9.3Score399Shelves
22. 472 我 I'm Such a Delicate Girl, So Why Does Everyone Call Me the God of Ghost Slaying? 我娇滴滴的，怎么都说我灭诡之神 Chao Lianyun巢怜云Fantastical Romance362k WordsCompleted [Genuinely terrifying horror game + heroine who absolutely cannot see the supernatural horrors + lighthearted comedy] A horror game descends upon the world. People must face not only terrifying supernatural entities and all kinds of rules, but also severe mental corruption. Just as everyone is about to reach their breaking point, a magical paper-offering shop appears. Everything from the paper-offering shop is top quality. A safety talisman can instantly clear away all mental corruption. A ghost 23.9kReads9.2Score3.5kShelves

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    All of them are non-romantic, except for 4 and 5 which are comedy stories.

23. 473 惊 Thriller: I'm Not Sick! I'm Just a Pervert 惊悚：我没病！只是变态而已 Support Your Majesty扶朕Mystery154k WordsOngoing Lin Yi has just escaped from a psychiatric hospital, only to end up in a sheep pen. Who can he even complain to about this? All he can do is play “The Grand Funeral March” and roam from one instance to the next with a chainsaw in hand. One day, during an interview, Lin Yi looked at everyone on the other side of the camera and said: “I can stand here today and have fun in the instances. Can you?” A profile of a rising star in The Horror Express: Lin Yi is a stubborn fellow who never cares what ot 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Lin Yi had just escaped from a mental hospital, only to find himself back in the sheepfold. Who could he complain to?! He could only play "The Grand Funeral" while wielding a chainsaw, conquering one dungeon after another. One day, during an interview, Lin Yi looked at everyone in front of the camera and said, "Today I can stand here, playing in dungeons, can you?" *Thriller Express*'s featured figure: Lin Yi, an exceptionally stubborn person, never cares what others say or ask him to do. He always does as he pleases. If one day you're lucky enough to meet him, you might say, "Thai poop!" (Lin Yi is sick! Don't let him have an episode!!! Editor's note.)

24. 474 手 With the City God’s Seal in Hand, Lady Song Dares to Rule on Any Case 手持城隍印，宋大人她啥案都敢断 Last Night's Tea昨夜的茶Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Mystery solving + slight horror + ensemble cast + reinforcements later] The Song family scrimped and saved to help Song Zi’an secure an official post, but he disappeared just before taking it up. Song Zheng, who came back from the dead through connections, decides to take his brother’s place. Being an official can’t be that hard. But when she arrives, she discovers that the posting is in a harsh place, full of all kinds of people, where the locals are both poor and unruly. The county office is 14.9kReads9.2Score2.3kShelves
25. 475 沙 Ridiculous Cultivation, the System Goes Bonkers 沙雕修仙，系统疯癫 Nan Xiaofei南小非Ancient Romance398k WordsCompleted When Ning An woke up, she had become the wicked senior sister in a cultivation novel, where the adored female lead could do no wrong. But her goofy System ordered her to crush the female lead and rise to the top. Ning An said, “No, no, no! I won't touch anything that belongs to the female lead!” When her master wanted to take the female lead as his disciple, she smashed the sword he'd given her and declared that their bond was severed forever! When she ran into the male lead suffering from loves 52Reads8.9Score—Shelves
26. 476 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: From the Start, I Beat Up a Top Mediator 直播算命：开局暴打金牌调解员 Orange a Pear橘个梨子Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigration + Livestreaming + Fortune-Telling + Ghost-Hunting + No Romance] “Fine, fine, if you won’t let me use it, then nobody gets to use it!” With that furious shout, Ji Chu, the last Judge’s Brush in the entire Underworld, is caught up in a power struggle among the Four Judges. Zhong Kui, the most hot-tempered of them all, grabs him and throws him into the River of Oblivion. Ji Chu: “?” So you guys fight and I’m the one who gets hurt? Because of Zhong Kui’s throw, Ji Chu transmigrates i 6.3kReads9.0Score742Shelves
27. 477 别 Don’t Mess with the Fake Heiress Who Can Read Fate: She Spills Secrets Without Even Trying 别惹假千金会算命，爆料顺嘴的事 Shuishizuo水石座Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Metaphysics, No Romance] Shen Xufei, a metaphysics master who failed to ascend, woke up as a fake heiress about to be married off (sold off) by her adoptive mother. Looking at her “fiancé,” whose face was shrouded in dark energy, Shen Xufei thought: You? Marry me? What makes you think you're qualified? Your height of five foot five? Your middle school education? Or the bodies of other women hidden in your basement? She read his fortune on the spot and sent her “fiancé” and his whole fami 6.9kReads8.9Score844Shelves
28. 478 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: From the Start, I Sponsored Grandpa's Underworld Startup 直播算命：开局赞助爷爷地府创业 Osmanthus of August, Gui'an八月桂安Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [No Romance + Livestreaming + Fortune-Telling + Metaphysics + Showbiz] A metaphysical master fails her tribulation and wakes up in the body of a universally hated, C-list villainess. To pay off her breach-of-contract fees, Ji He starts livestreaming fortune-telling. A viewer with dark circles under his eyes calls in: “Streamer, why do I dream every night that my grandpa is telling me to burn joss paper?” Ji He: “Your grandpa's starting a business down below. He's short on cash.” Viewer: “...” On 44.2kReads9.3Score7.9kShelves

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    Absolutely hilarious and entertaining! [Shy]

29. 479 我 Me, a Cannon Fodder of the Immortal Sect: This System Is Such a Scammer! 我，仙门炮灰，系统是真捞啊！ Instant Noodles Simmered in Wine温酒煮泡面Ancient Romance651k WordsCompleted [No romance] Readers, take note! Lin Zhao wakes up to find she has become an ordinary person in a book, a cannon-fodder character who “slanders” the heroine. If she follows the original plot and reveals that the heroine’s entanglement with the Demon Venerable led to everyone in Lin Family Village being slaughtered, her only possible ending is death. She wants to survive! It’s only reasonable for a transmigrator to have a System and a golden finger, right? But why, when she’s in the cultivation w 12.8kReads8.6Score2.2kShelves
30. 480 快 Quick Transmigration: The Tough-as-Nails Housekeeper Sets Overbearing CEOs Straight 快穿：硬核管家，专治霸总癫公 Give Me Some Golden Light给点金光Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + satisfying power fantasy, with a heroine who is the strongest in every world] After clearing an endless series of dungeons, Zhu Yin changed jobs. The Quick Transmigration Department gained a sweet and harmless-looking new employee. The protagonists of every world were about to meet their toughest assistant and go-to helper, whose main goal was to make her boss’s wishes come true. CEO world. The domineering CEO roared, “Find her! Turn City A upside down if you have to, but 70.2kReads9.5Score10.1kShelves
31. 481 你 Not One of You Gets to Be Reborn 你们一个都别想重生 Hua Maobai花毛白Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Everyday school life + sunny heroine + no reincarnation or transmigration + warm and healing] [Special notice: The heroine won't have a romance. Other characters may have romantic storylines.] After narrowly escaping death, Gu Qinghuan partnered with the System and enrolled in Class Three, Year One, at a private high school. [Someday in the future, your classmates may be reborn.] [Before then, they will be deceived, hated, attacked, and destroyed,] [Your mission is to stop them from being rebor 26.8kReads9.5Score3.9kShelves
32. 482 你 You Cultivate Immortality, I Go Mad, and Together We’re as Happy as Immortals 你修仙，我发癫，你我快乐似神仙 Lotus Root, Yeah藕耶Ancient Romance186k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + cultivation + feel-good power fantasy + face-slapping + trash-taking-down + going berserk + goofy comedy + System + humor + chaotic romance pairings] When trouble comes, go berserk; when nothing's happening, slack off. Instead of turning all that stress inward, go berserk and make it everyone else's problem. Xie Miao, a top-tier berserk gossip enthusiast, transmigrates into a cultivation sect as a cannon-fodder hopeless romantic. Her golden core is stolen, her eyes gouged out, 214Reads—Score103Shelves

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    Lighthearted, humorous, and satisfying face-slapping novel

33. 483 贫 Just a Poor Rogue Cultivator. Why Are You Kneeling, Fellow Daoist? 贫穷散修一枚，道友何故下跪？ Knife, Medicine, Pen刀药笔Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [No romance, ensemble cast] [A goofy trio of wandering cultivators] [Female-led cultivation progression, few scenes involving children, skip if that bothers you] Song Li transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the evil female supporting character. After bullying the heroine, she is thrown by her own brother into the Abandoned Infant Pagoda, where she dies at the hands of countless vengeful infant spirits. Waking inside the pagoda, she looks at the crying spirits and says, “I can be your mother 31.8kReads9.4Score4.3kShelves
34. 484 快 Quick Transmigration: You Brat! I’m the Reinforcements Your Dad Sent 快穿之逆子！我是你爹请来的救兵 Insomniac c失眠者cModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [No CP + quick transmigration + strengthening the nation + strong female lead] She wants to live. She wants to make her wishes come true. For that, Lin Yu fears neither mountains of blades nor seas of fire! Face-slapping? Strengthening the nation? Focusing on her career? She wants it all! The male and female leads? If they have nothing to do with her, they can get lost! She becomes an inconsequential cannon-fodder cousin in a reborn lucky heroine story? From the start, she slaps the lucky heroin 4.1kReads9.1Score442Shelves
35. 485 快 Quick Transmigration: The Female Supporting Character Is Reaching for the Sky 快穿：女配要上天 Lousy Uncle辣鸡的uncleModern Romance984k WordsCompleted (No CP, feel-good, powerful, no logic) An Qiao, a genius talisman master who cultivates through talismans, was betrayed by her disciple while undergoing tribulation. Her tribulation failed, and just as her soul was about to dissipate, she sensed a force of space, seized the System, and forcibly bound it to herself. To survive, An Qiao takes on mission after mission, never doing things the usual way. She is determined to let the male and female leads run wild, so she can complete her tasks. This 12.3kReads9.4Score1.3kShelves

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    This one is seriously amazing! The female lead can draw talismans and then creates all sorts of talismans for the original male and female leads—it's hilarious!

36. 486 规 Rule-Based Horror? I Choose to Rebel 规则怪谈？我选择叛逆 Alas, Deep Love奈何情深Mystery1.5M WordsCompleted [A short drama adaptation of the same name is now available. You can watch it on the platform. Thank you for your support.] [Subverting expectations + no heroine + hilarious + sly schemer + rebellious + eerie + national fate] Rule-based horror descends upon Earth. The uncanny invades reality. Those chosen are sent into horror worlds, where they represent their respective nations and face the horrors within. Su Xiao is chosen by the horror world and entrusted with the task of representing the Dra 49.5kReads9.6Score6.2kShelves
37. 487 我 I Made a Comeback on a Horror Variety Show 我在恐怖综艺里完成了逆袭 My Cat Went Bald我家猫秃头了Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Funny Supernatural + Sharp-Tongued Heroine + Showbiz + No Romance] She was a bottom-rung actress, blacklisted across the internet after being framed. Just when she was at the end of her rope, a System appeared inside her. The System told her that if she kept acting arrogant and maintained her haughty persona, she could reach the pinnacle of success. But the day after it finished speaking, it disappeared. She believed what it had told her. After signing up for a horror livestream variety show, h 1.1kReads9.1Score165Shelves
38. 488 地 Two Menaces from the Underworld Have the Whole City Eavesdropping on Their Gossip 地府两祸害，惹得全城偷听八卦 The Fishpond Owner Likes Fishing鱼塘主要钓鱼Ancient Romance662k WordsCompleted [Eavesdropping on Inner Thoughts + Golden Finger + Everyone’s Favorite] Note: There is a male lead! The Underworld has two great nuisances: one is a flower, and the other is a book. After the Book of Life and Death, which governs all things in the world, gained sentience, it took advantage of its innate gifts to gossip all day and do no work. After a thousand years, a Manjusaka flower took human form. The King of Hell saw that she had potential and made an exception, appointing her as Granny Men 35.1kReads9.0Score3.6kShelves

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    [Already recommended] This is an amazing novel, it cracked me up! Hahaha, it's so funny, I haven't read such a good novel in a long time. The characters' inner thoughts and feelings are perfectly portrayed and hilarious.

39. 489 我 I’m the Trickster in the Rule-Breaking Horror Tales 我在规则怪谈做老六 Remembering Youth纪念青春Mystery652k WordsCompleted [Complete, with a universally praised ending] [Rebellious Oddball + School Oddball + Lin Chen the Oddball + Comedy + Crazy Antics + The Uncanny + National Fortune + Mental Illness] [Readers say it becomes legendary from the third instance onward] He swaps a hen’s eggs for pebbles and lets her sit on them for half a month, hands sandpaper to his roommate while he’s on the toilet, and buys ten steamed buns for a beggar who asks for money to eat, then watches him finish them… Lin Chen is an oddba 9.2kReads9.4Score1kShelves
40. 490 我 I'm a Good Person, So Why Do You Call Me a Menace? 我一个好人，你们说我是祸害？ Likes Eating Tangerines喜欢吃橘子Urban2.6M WordsOngoing [School Life, Everyday Comedy, Hilarious, spiritual qi revival, No Longer Human, Absurd, Shameless] When Qin Ke opened his eyes, he found himself in a parallel world undergoing spiritual qi revival! Right from the start, a bully showed up looking for trouble and asked him if he knew how to write the word “death”! No need to panic. He flipped open a dictionary and showed him exactly how to write it! “Repeat after me: si, as in ‘death’! Its opposite is ‘live,’ as in ‘stay alive’!” If the Syst 52.3kReads9.3Score5.2kShelves
41. 491 重 Back to the Beginner’s Village? No! I’m Here to Retire! 重回新手村？不！我是来养老的！ Tattered Immortal破烂仙人Ancient Romance3.2M WordsOngoing After completing 9,999 repair missions in minor worlds, Hua Yi decisively retires and chooses a world to spend her remaining years in. She seems like a fresh-faced newcomer who has just entered the world of cultivation, but behind the scenes, she’s a powerhouse who dares to go head-to-head with the Heavenly Dao! Along the way, she plays the pig to eat the tiger, picks up strays, and enjoys the gossip and drama. There’s the Child of Misfortune, sealed away by a powerful cultivator. There’s also t 10kReads9.2Score1.2kShelves

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    It's an ensemble piece; the female lead has no romantic partner, but there are many characters, each with their own unique story and personality. They are all very likable. The plot isn't melodramatic, doesn't have a Mary Sue element, and doesn't force any idiocy. The values ​​are very positive.

42. 492 娱 Showbiz: He Caught a Snake with His Bare Hands, and You Call Him a Pretty Boy 娱乐：徒手擒蛇，你说他是小鲜肉 A Lucky Fortune Slip一支上上签Urban636k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + System + Showbiz + Comedy + Livestreaming + The Ultimate Troll + Best Actor + Focused on Stirring Up Trouble… and Work! + An Overpowered Male Lead!] Ye Su transmigrates into a parallel world and becomes a D-list pretty boy mocked by the entire internet. How could he put up with that? He has to make a splash! He has to win fans! So he joins variety shows and completely derails their usual style. “He catches a venomous snake with his bare hands? It coils around his hand while he 11kReads9.2Score850Shelves

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    The main characters have no romantic partners, and it's incredibly funny. You'll laugh so hard you'll get a six-pack.

43. 493 快 Quick Transmigration: Which Host Sees the Heavenly Dao and Doesn't Chop It Up?! 快穿：谁家宿主看到天道就剁啊！ Wu Huiji吴会记Ancient Romance211k WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + strong female lead + each small world ends in four or five chapters + shameless wish fulfillment + no romance + no system exploitation] Su Jianwei was killed by her husband to prove his path to immortality. What a coincidence: she wanted to kill him too. Huh? He won't die? The Heavenly Dao is stopping her? What even is the Heavenly Dao? Crunchy, with the flavor of fried chicken! [System]: What do you do if you can't beat them? Just sweet-talk them. What else can you do? [ 797Reads—Score113Shelves

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44. 494 我 I Level Up on My Own in an Old-School Romance Novel 我在古早言情文里独自升级 I Really Am About to Cry我真的要哭了Ancient Romance2.4M WordsOngoing [Unconventional wish-fulfillment + woman disguised as a man + adored by men and women, with everyone harboring one-sided crushes, no romance + no System, progression through cultivation + ensemble cast] Shuo Li spent her whole life working for the Federation in an interstellar society, then died after eating too much cheap takeout. When she opened her eyes, she discovered she had arrived inside what might be a few-hundred-year-old fantasy romance novel for female readers. The heroine was kind 71.7kReads9.4Score7.9kShelves
45. 495 开 I Transmigrated into a Top-Tier Star from the Start, and My Haters Were Left Fuming 开局穿越顶流，黑子被我怼破防了 Nap Champion赖床第一名Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [System + building a career + singing + acting + variety shows + no female lead] Now that I'm reborn, who would still want to be a top-tier star? Not even a dog would... I do! I'm going to be a top-tier star! Mu Chen, a singer from the national team, accidentally transmigrates to a parallel world. He becomes a top-tier pretty boy with two and a half years of trainee experience, and gains the [Emotion System]. What? Making people shocked earns Emotion Points, which can be exchanged for all kinds 14.3kReads8.5Score1.1kShelves
46. 496 直 Livestream: From the Start, One Sentence Makes the School Beauty Cry 直播：开局一句话气哭校花 Lone Salty Fish独孤咸鱼Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + Comedy + No Romance + Infuriating + Shameless] After binding himself to a Hatred Farming System, Xu Muge stops acting like a decent person. At university military training, he steals the campus beauty's drink from the start, then makes her cry with a single remark. On livestream, he constantly unleashes savage, sarcastic takedowns on his viewers. He writes a novel, then leaves it on a cliffhanger at the climax for half a month, making readers so furious they want to mail him raz 9.9kReads9.2Score724Shelves
47. 497 我 I'm the Female Lead's Foil, Playing Three Male Foils at Once 我，女配，同时扮演三个男配 Li Duping李渡平Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [System + Transmigrate Into a Book + Face-Slapping and Punishing Scum + Irresistible Female Lead + Gossip + Disguised as a Man] I'm a woman, but I'm playing male supporting characters in three different books at once? Zhao Ruoming died, and the System told her to play three roles across three books. If she completed the missions, she could come back to life. Zhao Ruoming: “Oh, quick transmigration? Aren't three worlds a bit too few?” System: “Not three worlds. There's only one world. You have to 8.6kReads9.2Score1.1kShelves
48. 498 网 Online Game: I'm the Only One Who Can See Hidden Information 网游：只有我能看到隐藏信息 Moonlight Old Rascal明月老贼Sports2.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy + Memes + Playing It Safe + Old-School Passion + SSS-Rank Talent = ???] Ye Bai awakens an SSS-rank talent, bears the name Asura, embarks on the path to invincibility, and forges himself into the strongest of all! (Crossed out) This is a funny story about a group of people saving the world. Nightmare: “Tell me, do you have nightmares?” Wuhen: “You’re so cocky. Did you ask my sword first?” Xiaoyao: “How boring.” Asura: “In a century filled with great figures, only Nightmare, Wuhen, X 85.3kReads9.3Score6.4kShelves

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    The second one is funny, the fourth one is funny before it, the third one is funny, uh, the first one is funny.

49. 499 请EN Call Me the Ghost Messenger 请叫我鬼差大人 The Cat from the Xu Family徐二家的猫Mystery2.1M WordsCompleted After the Eternal Night, terror returned. Ten miles of desolate graves, eerie singing. An old man searching for his arms, a headless baby... They kept piecing their bodies back together, unleashing an even more terrifying aura. In the wasteland, even a severed hand could destroy heaven and earth. In this world of darkness and despair, a post office appeared and vanished from view... A mysterious young man, a postal carriage traveling through the void... One blood-red letter after another became 102.6kReads9.5Score9.7kShelves
50. 500 宗 Every Sect Wants to Kill Me, So I Just Reload After Death! 宗门都想噶我，我直接死亡回档！ Chao Lianyun巢怜云Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Transmigrated into a Book + Villainess + Death Rewinds Time + Eldritch Cultivation + Unhinged + Quirky Style] Lu Xiaojin transmigrated into a book, becoming the lovesick senior apprentice sister in a cultivation novel where everyone falls for the heroine. She kept fighting the heroine for men and ended up dying horribly. No problem. She wasn't stupid. She knew how the plot went, so she could avoid trouble, stay away from the men, and survive. But! Can someone tell her why her junior apprentice 24.8kReads9.2Score3.6kShelves

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