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No Romance, Hilarious Stories That’ll Give You Eight-Pack Abs

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No romance! If your book has a couple, keep it away from me! Preferably completed.

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401 Help! The Villain Overhears Me Rewriting the Plot with Puns SanyingliModern Romance565k WordsCompleted 80.2kReads9.4Score14.9kShelves
402 Global Manhunt: You’re Crazy! You Call This an Escape? Snow at Dusk in the CloudsUrban1.1M WordsCompleted 68.8kReads9.3Score7.1kShelves
403 The Grudge Doctor and His Sixth Patient An Qing and JulyUrban1.0M WordsCompleted 6.2kReads9.2Score504Shelves
404 The Whole Family Grabbed Stools to Watch the Drama as the Real Heiress Spilled the Tea The Long Wind Brings No RomanceModern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted 27.6kReads9.1Score3.5kShelves
405 After Entering a Cultivation Game, I Fight the Male Lead to the Death Sighing at the Life of Floating Clouds1.1M WordsCompleted 12.9kReads9.5Score2.1kShelves
406 Others Bring Capital into the Group, I Bring Steel Reinforcements into the Group Inkstone Autumn JadeModern Romance848k WordsCompleted 589Reads7.1Score100Shelves
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Look at this book, no CP. Strong recommendation
407 After She Disguised Herself as a Man, She Was Favored by the Big Bosses of the Immortal Sect Yun Tian GeAncient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 430Reads9.1Score101Shelves
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I won't read books with CP
408 Dawn Inside the Cage LaoqingganModern Romance350k WordsCompleted 9Reads5.8Score—Shelves
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No CP, very beautiful.
409 Don't Count on Bean Bags, They Are Just Causing Chaos in Another World. ShanxinAncient Romance218k WordsOngoing —Reads5.8Score—Shelves
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She's here, she's here, she's here with a beanbag, no CP, the heroine travels to the primitive world, and has a funny daily life with a mentally retarded beanbag to survive. The golden finger is a mobile phone that can unlock the APP, but it is an APP adapted to the primitive world. She will join the tribe and unlock the APP to help the primitive people. Funny daily life, very, very recommended, the writing is okay
410 The Metaphysics Master Eats Her Own Gossip Every Day Lousy UncleModern Romance435k WordsCompleted 8.1kReads9.3Score892Shelves
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Super funny, and no CP
411 Quick Transmigration: The Host Is Too Unhinged for the System to Stop Yan ShuqingAncient Romance503k WordsCompleted 6kReads9.3Score547Shelves
412 After Joining a Variety Show with My Infamous Uncle, My Fortune-Telling Goes Viral Three-Tailed RabbitModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 23kReads9.0Score3.8kShelves
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These books are all good to read, but some of them are not from the entertainment industry. Please forgive me [Love] [Love] [Love]
413 Starting My Supernatural Journey in Another World Snow Over the Flat LakeUrban3.7M WordsOngoing 17.9kReads8.0Score1.3kShelves
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This book is hilarious. The main character is sultry and good at doing chores. He pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, and he behaves smoothly.
414 Reborn as a Villainess, I Spend Every Day Assassinating the Protagonist's Crew Chao LianyunAncient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted 30kReads9.2Score4kShelves
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It's all very funny, but the heroine has a brain! No cp ➕ The heroine ➕ has brains ➕ the plot is reasonable, every chapter is unexpected, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha is funny, there is cp in the last extra chapter but the description is very little, it is mainly funny ➕ just follow the plot! I can't find a meal replacement! These books are so beautiful!
415 The True Heiress Is Frail, but She Can Punch Every Vengeful Ghost to Death Luo ShengshengModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 36.3kReads9.5Score4.9kShelves
416 The Devil Transforms into a Little Princess and Is Invincible Lazy Ink, Unfinished ThoughtsAncient Romance144k WordsCompleted —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Kids funny
417 Bone-Mining and Blood-Draining: A Madwoman Goes on a Rampage in the Cultivation World Green Veggie Little BunnyAncient Romance2.0M WordsCompleted 5kReads8.8Score581Shelves
418 Livestream: The Top-Tier Star's Hilarious Little Sister Goes Viral Confused Foolish BeautyModern Romance500k WordsCompleted 7.8kReads9.4Score928Shelves
419 Variety Film and Television: Give Aboriginal Npcs a Little Shock DianyuMartial Arts2.3M WordsOngoing 23.5kReads9.1Score781Shelves
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No CP, hilarious, with eight-pack abs [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]
420 After Going Bankrupt and Jumping into the River, My Dog Turned Out to Be an Ace Agent My Dog Is a Military AgentUrban4.9M WordsOngoing —Reads5.8Score—Shelves
421 After Failing to Ascend, I Livestream Fortune-Telling and Leave My Clients Depressed Little WitchModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 24.6kReads9.4Score3.9kShelves
422 I Drove the Cultivation World Mad by Writing Novels Ying ZhouzhouAncient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted 39.8kReads9.0Score5.8kShelves
423 I Bound Myself to a Shameless System in the ’70S Playing the PasserbyModern Romance225k WordsCompleted 10.8kReads9.0Score924Shelves
424 Beast Control Begins with Inner Scrolling Tan YunModern Romance687k WordsCompleted 6.9kReads9.1Score649Shelves
425 After the Whole Sect Awakened, the Villain's Script Fell Apart Jin ShanghuaAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 1.4kReads8.9Score154Shelves
426 Uncle! Something Happened Again! Gu Ye rbModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 8.4kReads8.8Score888Shelves
427 I Stood up in Shock When I Was Sick, and I Was Crazy About Criticizing Myself. Sauce KoiAncient Romance419k WordsCompleted 13Reads—Score—Shelves
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😏😏😏😏😏
428 The 1970S: Her Soul Returns, and the Female Defense Industry Mogul Is Fierce! Little Civet CatModern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted 33.9kReads8.9Score4.2kShelves
429 How Are You the Protagonists? People Would Believe You Were the Villains Wang XianyuMystery274k WordsOngoing 756Reads8.1Score—Shelves
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The suspense is endless and there is no CP. Among strawberries and raspberries, the unlucky husband-type male protagonist is chosen to do bad things in a high-profile manner, avoid being beaten in a low-key manner, and achieve the goal of being invincible in the super strong and fighting five scum. Gen Duo loves to complain about the black sesame dumplings. If you pass by, don't miss it.
430 Quick Travel: Violent Heroine Output Online Cai XiaobaoModern Romance783k WordsOngoing 894Reads5.8Score102Shelves
431 I Am Not the God of Drama Three Nine Sound DomainUrban4.0M WordsCompleted 1.7MReads9.9Score172.5kShelves
432 After Ten Thousand Years Asleep, She Became the Invincible Ancestor The Fish Learning to FlyAncient Romance396k WordsCompleted 11.5kReads9.0Score1.2kShelves
433 Goddess Marries Educated Youth, Everyone Is Against It Suffering from Sophora JaponicaModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 7.8kReads8.4Score898Shelves
434 Teacher Chang Mao Beyond the MountainsModern Romance677k WordsCompleted 156.4kReads9.7Score18.6kShelves
Reader note
I have long wanted to recommend this first new book written by Mr. Spear ☝. I was fooled by the title! I'm afraid you and I will have to stay up all night chasing the book~! Everyone in Tomato knows how good it is
435 Great Qin: Emperor Qin Shi Huang, I Really Don't Want to Live Off You! The King of Qin Circles the PigHistorical1.5M WordsCompleted 57.2kReads9.5Score5.6kShelves
436 Quick Transmigration: I Go So Crazy Even the Heavenly Dao Is Afraid Ou SuanModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 11.4kReads8.7Score1.2kShelves
437 Weird Daily Life of Xuanmen Women's University Three Little ChickensMystery505k WordsCompleted 63Reads5.8Score—Shelves
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No CP. If it's not funny, you can hit me.
438 From the Start, Livestreaming the Underworld: Who Would Dare Enter This Stream? Delicious Shimeji MushroomUrban1.9M WordsCompleted 37.9kReads9.6Score4.1kShelves
439 Farming in a Horror World Willow Floss and Su JadeMystery614k WordsCompleted 551Reads8.4Score—Shelves
440 Journey to the West: Monks Do Not Lie, Only Rob Xiang Siyu616k WordsCompleted 264Reads8.0Score—Shelves
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Few people are watching, no CP! Very crazy [eat melon] and don't make jokes
441 This Villain Has a Conscience, Just Not Much of One! I Keep a Fat RabbitEastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted 387.5kReads9.5Score42.9kShelves
442 Quickly Wear: My Host Is Strong, Sassy and Crazy Li SanwanAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 127Reads8.4Score—Shelves
443 Became the Boss of Men's Videos Early JasmineAncient Romance228k WordsOngoing —Reads—Score—Shelves
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It's obviously very good-looking, why isn't it popular?
444 I Stir Up Trouble in the Cultivation World Cong YueAncient Romance3.2M WordsCompleted 186.9kReads9.5Score25.4kShelves
445 I Became a God After Passing Myself Off as a Noble A Scholar Through and ThroughFantastical Romance1.3M WordsOngoing 88.8kReads9.5Score9kShelves
446 You’re the Expert Team, So Why Are You Learning Criminal Investigation from Me, a Fugitive? Ling Jiu San YaoMystery3.3M WordsOngoing 16.6kReads9.3Score2.2kShelves
447 Impossible to Win Over: The Love-Struck Young Master Is Twisted, Scheming, and Flirtatious Yan XiaonuoModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 52.4kReads9.5Score6.4kShelves
Reader note
I kept suppressing my laughter while watching it.
448 After Slacking Off, Senior Sister Became the Cultivation World’s White Moonlight Yao Sui Bu Zhi He NianAncient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 4.7kReads8.6Score606Shelves
449 Acting as a Fierce Ghost at the Beginning, Fans from the Underworld Live Broadcast the Rankings Rehab ExpertMystery1.2M WordsCompleted 17.1kReads9.3Score2.1kShelves
450 The Goofy Heroine Uses Tech to Cultivate Immortality and Becomes Unstoppable Chilly Dawn LightAncient Romance588k WordsOngoing 1.3kReads9.2Score199Shelves