No Romance, Hilarious Stories That’ll Give You Eight-Pack Abs 无CP，爆笑文，能笑出八块腹肌的那种

401 满 The Palace Is Full of Systems, Am I the Only Native? 满宫系统，就我是个土著？ Three Braised Pork Knuckles, Please红烧肘子来三个Ancient Romance9k WordsCompleted The whole palace has a System, and I'm the only native? 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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A lifesaver for those feeling down, hilarious from start to finish! Full of unexpected twists and turns, especially that horse, Nicholas Gale-like Arrogance! Haha, overall it's hilarious! A very enjoyable watch.

402 逆 What the Heck? How Did Reviving the Beggars' Sect Make Me Everyone's Favorite? 逆天，复兴个丐帮怎么还成团宠了 Xu Yiran徐意苒Modern Romance486k WordsCompleted [No romance, doted-on-by-everyone heroine, light ensemble cast, silly comedy and over-the-top power fantasy, with a little mysticism and fortune-telling] Easygoing lazybones Xiang Yi A young fortune-teller from a Taoist temple. One day, she sleeps in the wrong position, falls headfirst, and sees the future. In the future, her Beggars’ Sect will fail to thrive, and the entire sect, herself included, will die miserably. It will all be because of a transmigrator from another world. No! She can’t le 124Reads8.0Score—Shelves

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To be honest, the "Best Friends" series (no romance) is so good! All of these books are great and completed; I read them all in one go (except for the first one). Trust me!

406 恶 The Vicious Female Supporting Character Went Viral After Causing Trouble on a Dating Show 恶毒女配在恋综花样作妖后爆红了 A Million Peach Blossoms百万桃源Modern Romance439k WordsCompleted [Absurd and illogical] Nan Yan had already completed missions in more than ninety angsty romance novels when she transmigrated into a novel about a beloved star in the entertainment industry, becoming the same-named villainess and being bound to an Anger-Inducing System. She joins a dating reality show alongside the heroine. To rack up anger points, Nan Yan goes all out causing trouble. Unexpectedly... At first, netizens: When is Nan Yan getting out of the entertainment industry? Later, netizens 1.3kReads9.3Score242Shelves

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That's so funny! Hehe.

407 西 Journey to the West Black Hole: A Buddhist Fanatic Storms Mount Ling 西游黑洞：佛门狂徒闯灵山 Xiang Siyu相斯予Female-Channel Fanfiction616k WordsCompleted [Journey to the West fanfiction + no romance + goofy comedy + System golden finger + wish fulfillment] After transmigrating into a book, the sharp-tongued, scheming Tang Shan becomes everyone’s favorite in Journey to the West. The System wants her to protect her four disciples and obtain the scriptures? No problem! “Master, the monster wants to eat you!” “No big deal. He only made the same mistake every demon under heaven makes.” “I heard you pinned Kongkong under a mountain for five hundred 311Reads8.0Score—Shelves

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Few people are watching, no couple! Very crazy [eating melon emoji], no memes.

408 天 Awakened by Heavenly Treasures: I Can Engrave Anything 天物觉醒：我能刻印一切 The Leaf Riding the Wind御风而行的葉子Urban3.7M WordsOngoing [Publication Contract Signed, Safe to Read][Tales of Youth][Everyone Has Common Sense][Absolutely Wonderful][Magic][Distinctive Characters][No Female Lead] My name is Jin Feichen. Draped in the twilight of my youth, I once thought I would muddle through life, relying on taxpayers to support me forever. I thought that would be my fate. However, all of that came to an end on a rainy afternoon. Youth is a grand stage. On that evening when rain poured down in torrents, the stage reached out to me, a 269.6kReads9.5Score22.3kShelves

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How can comedy be complete without my beloved cat, silly boy, and CEO Wang?

411 我 I Quit My Internet Addiction at the Sword Sect 我在剑宗戒网瘾 Shen Zhanxing沈占星Ancient Romance824k WordsCompleted The animated drama for Season One is now out. Come check it out~ [Ridiculous and satisfying comedy, both leads are devoted to each other, and the heroine becomes even stronger than the hero later on] Assassin senior brother X junior sister who treats cultivation like a game [Warnings: There is a male-male side pairing, so don't go in unprepared!!! This is a silly comedy with exaggerated, amateurish humor. If that's not your thing, don't read. The pacing is fast, including the romance, so proceed 17.4kReads9.3Score2.2kShelves

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All of them are without romantic pairings, and they are all highly-rated, hilarious stories, especially the third one.

412 你 You're a Sword Immortal, and You're Not Just Strong, You're Ridiculously Handsome! 你这剑仙，强的同时又过分帅气！ Dirt Dog Egg土狗蛋儿Urban2.0M WordsCompleted [Class Change for Everyone + Passionate Battles + Ridiculous Comedy + Multiple Classes + Leveling Up + Defend Our Homeland + An Absurdly Handsome Protagonist] After transmigrating to a world where everyone changes class, Lu Sheng discovers that his quest panel often glitches, assigning him all sorts of bizarre missions. By completing them, he keeps earning Charm rewards and becomes the handsomest guy in school. At the pep rally held a hundred days before the college entrance exams, Qiu He, the s 62.9kReads9.1Score5.7kShelves

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I was laughing so hard while reading these three books. You should definitely check them out, they're super good. I give them five stars. I give them 100 points!

419 樊 Dawn Within the Cage 樊笼内的破晓 Old Qinggan老青柑Modern Romance350k WordsCompleted Some people are born trapped in a cage. Invisible barriers, woven from the soil of one’s upbringing, the path laid out in advance, the constraints of one’s surroundings, the cocoon of one’s perceptions, and the shackles of morality, build a cold, solid cage that holds her captive. She is raised within it, as if this were all life could ever be. If she does not awaken, if she does not save herself, the ending is clear: the cage will silently devour her, and she will vanish in a slow death. Yet de 5Reads9.3Score—Shelves

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No romantic pairing, but it's very good.

421 老 Sneaky! A Coward! A Pretty Little Immortal! I’m Invincible! 老六！苟仔！小仙男！我无敌了！ Lie Flat Xiao Bai躺平的小白Urban805k WordsOngoing Unusual style + unhinged little prince + shameless little survivor + no saintly heroine, no female lead + ruthless and decisive World One: After failing to make it in showbiz, I became a post-apocalyptic overlord College guy version: Pure, innocent college boy, looking for a hug online, uh, cough, cough! Streamer version: Today I’m going to do something that would make my ancestors turn in their graves! I’ll come clean: I’m actually the thirty-sixth head of a family of ancient martial artists. T 34Reads6.5Score—Shelves

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No saintly qualities + no female lead + hilarious sixth brother + cowardly + lively and eccentric + late-stage chuunibyou + super pretentious + peerless little fairy boy [cool][attention][eating melon] Fairy boy's statement 1: Whether someone is innocent or not is not what I care about. I kill people only because of threats of profit. What's the point of distinguishing right from wrong? In the end, there is only victory and defeat in this world, not right or wrong... You think so too, right? Fairy boy's statement 2: Only you mortals would use such a low-level method as eating to replenish energy. We little fairy boys can maintain our daily needs by absorbing the essence of the sun and moon. Occasionally, we just drink dew and eat flower petals as snacks. Fairy boy's statement 3: As little fairy boys, we are pure and innocent, and we would not easily have behaviors such as defecating, burping, or farting, so we rarely go to the toilet. Even if we do, our burps and farts will not have an odor, but will instead have a faint... Fragrance of grass~ Similarly, what we poop is not smelly, but fragrant, and the fragrance will even attract butterflies to linger~

423 魔 The Demon Lord Transmigrates into a Little Princess, Spoiled by the Whole Court and Invincible 魔头穿成小公主，团宠满朝无敌 Lazy Ink, Unfinished Thoughts懒墨意未歇Ancient Romance144k WordsCompleted The Demon Lord Blood Rakshasa, a feared killer from the Demon Realm, failed her tribulation and transmigrated into the body of Murong Jiao, a five-year-old princess of Great Yan. The original owner had accidentally choked to death. She woke up in the body of an adorable little girl, determined to seize the throne. But her baby voice had yet to fade, and her short legs couldn't climb onto the imperial throne. Her threats came out like pleas for affection, and her intimidation attempts turned into 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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Funny kids

428 一 One Wanted Criminal a Day. Classmate, Don't You Ever Take a Day Off? 一天一个通缉犯，同学你不休假吗 A Chick Crashes into an Eagle for Compensation小鸡碰瓷老鹰Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Catching criminals + criminal bait + everyday life + no romance] After the college entrance exams, Gao Ye stunned the nation with a perfect score. Reporters flocked to interview him, only to discover that he had vanished. When Gao Ye reappeared at the police academy's freshman opening ceremony, countless reporters rushed over. Reporter: Gao Ye, could you tell us what you did over the break? Gao Ye: Just a few little things. I caught a pickpocket, robbed a bank, spent a few days in prison, and b 29.6kReads9.0Score2.9kShelves

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Campus system × Anti-cliché lucky charm × Light comedy suspense ● A fan of "anti-cliché system" comeback stories ⚔️ ● A deconstructionist who loves "dark humor" ● A sober observer who glimpses the truth amidst the lucky charm frenzy

430 我 I Made a Pact with the Gods: I'll Hammer the Three Realms' Idiots to Death 我与神明画押，锤死三界傻叉 Sauce Koi酱汁锦鲤Ancient Romance419k WordsCompleted I Pledge Before the Gods: I’ll Beat Those Idiots of the Three Realms to Death [Growth-oriented heroine + no-brainer fun + transmigrate + plot + happy ending] Shen Xingci (heroine): Sorry, I have social anxiety! I don’t even dare kiss a handsome guy. I went from a good-for-nothing to a lucky young woman, and now I’ve reverted to my primordial form! Why would the fallen ice-cold beauty choose a suona as her immortal weapon? No way! Demon Lord of the Abyss? A man like you doesn’t catch my eye. I’d 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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😏😏😏😏😏

433 冥 The Lord of the Underworld Doesn't Want to Work Today Either 冥主今天也不想上班 Three Little Chickens三只小鸡Female-Channel Fanfiction413k WordsCompleted [Female-Dominated World + Strong Female Lead + Infinite-Flow + Fantasy + Wild Imagination + Historical Romance + Apocalypse: Cultivation] Doctor: Miss Man, do you ever hear strange voices? Man Tong: Does the Great Emperor of Fengdu constantly nagging in my ear count? The doctor nodded and checked a box on the paper: “Auditory hallucinations!” Doctor: And what do you think makes you different from ordinary people? Man Tong: I am the ruler of the Underworld. The doctor checked another box: “Delusi 337Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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It's finished. It's the kind of story where you laugh from beginning to end. I don't know why it took so long to get a rating after it was finished, and why it's so low.

434 我 I, Child of Fortune, Am Playing the Golden Finger Online 我，气运之子，在线扮演金手指 Zhu Qinji逐秦际Modern Romance849k WordsOngoing [Content warning: no romance, pure power fantasy, role-playing, some secret identities, no logic] Pei Yuzhi was the chosen one of a high-level cultivation world. One day, his own Heavenly Dao sent him to the Administration Bureau for training, and so began his career as a task-taker: outrageously wealthy and undefeated. [Apocalypse Savior] He was the only hope said to be capable of ending the apocalypse. Proud, cold, and eccentric. Shh, he isn't the savior. He's just keeping a promise. [The La 15.8kReads9.3Score1.2kShelves

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🍐🍐The story revolves around characters who hone their skills and become stronger, focusing on their careers. The fourth world's top scholars in both literature and martial arts even have abs, which is quite interesting. The characters are all well-developed, logical, and not mindless. The main characters are particularly well-developed. Every character is multifaceted.

436 玄 The Eccentric Daily Life of a Mystic Arts College Girl 玄门女大的奇葩日常 Three Little Chickens三只小鸡Mystery505k WordsCompleted [No CP + Occult + Comedy + Horror] At first: Bai Ling: I'm coming clean! I'm actually a Taoist master! Gu Xue: What's the school clinic's psychology department number again? Which department handles dissociative identity disorder? Wang Mumu: Save the daydreaming. Tell me what you think of this new shroud design. Later: The female ghost's rotting face twists in terror. “Are you a demonic cultivator?” Bai Ling grins, wearing a picture-perfect villain's smile. “You've found me out~ Guess I'l 53Reads7.9Score—Shelves

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No romantic pairing. If you don't find it funny, you can come and hit me.

437 星 On the Interstellar Battlefield, I Fly on a Sword! 星际战场，我！御剑飞行！ Fang Xiangpi方响屁Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Interstellar + Cultivation + Mecha + Military Academy + Ensemble Cast + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + No Romance] The animated series is out, and it's pretty good Ensemble cast! Ensemble cast! An absolutely massive ensemble cast! In the Renwu year of the Immortal Calendar, Shi An, sect master of Xuanqing Sect, the greatest sect in the cultivation world, attempted to overcome the tribulation. He encountered the rarest divine-annihilating lightning tribulation in ten thousand years and perished, 113.5kReads9.1Score23.7kShelves

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This is hilarious! [Facepalm][facepalm][facepalm]

438 直 Livestream: Healing the Underworld Day by Day, I'm the White Impermanence 直播：阴间治愈日常，我是白无常 Delicious Shimeji Mushroom美味的口蘑Urban1.9M WordsCompleted [Live streaming from the underworld + ghost officer + heartwarming everyday life] Jiang Lin is a White Impermanence, guiding the dead to the afterlife and delivering messages in dreams. One day, he obtains an Underworld Live-Streaming System. He can earn rewards by promoting the culture of the Netherworld. From then on, a miraculous livestream appears in the human world, connecting the realms of the living and the dead. A typical day in the livestream: “Ghost: Stay away from me!” “This really is 22.1kReads9.6Score2.6kShelves

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It's hilarious, you guys try it.

441 反EN Villain: My Little Brother is the Chosen One 反派：我的弟弟是天选之子 I Keep a Fat Rabbit家养了只肥兔Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted "Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain 342.6kReads9.5Score38.8kShelves

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Follow those you like! [Flying kiss]

443 穿 Transmigrating: The Female Assassin Turns into a Little Old Man 穿越之：女杀手摇身一变小老头 Little Xin Zi小新子Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted Transmigration + No Romance + Imperial Examinations + Rural Life + Heartwarming A top female assassin is blown into ancient times and transmigrates into the body of a sleazy old countryman. Looking at the honest, skin-and-bones members of his family, the emotionless assassin is moved. Just live. So what if she’s become a man? So what if she’s become an old man? No one can match an assassin’s mental resilience. The Zhang family notices that Father has changed. At his age, he’s finally turned over 2.9kReads8.7Score387Shelves

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A modern female assassin transmigrates into the body of a middle-aged rogue in ancient times, and wants the story to end right from the start. (Completely written with no substitutes.)

445 成 I Became a Big Shot in a Male-Oriented Novel 成了男频文的大佬 Chu Moli初茉莉Ancient Romance228k WordsOngoing Chu Zheng accidentally enters the male-oriented novel I Will Perish Together with the Demon Venerable. There, she discovers that neither humans nor the people of the Demon Realm can attack her. Instead... From then on, she devotes herself wholeheartedly to finding new ways to get herself killed. She meets all kinds of friends and “goes through many difficult adventures” with them. Along the way, they share laughter and joy, as well as heartbreaking farewells... —Reads—Score—Shelves

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It's clearly very good-looking, so why isn't it popular?

448 别 They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴，躺下讹他三万八 Yan Xiaonuo颜小糯Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.” 42.8kReads9.5Score5.4kShelves

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I was trying not to laugh the whole time.

450 被 Shattered to Pieces, I Took Control of the Universe 被整稀碎后，我掌控宇宙 Mi Duxiu觅独秀Urban206k WordsCompleted Every organ in your body can be replaced. All you need to keep is a mouth to eat with! Shi Jin, an esper, is persecuted by the city lord and forced to flee for his life! If only someone would grant me two mu of good farmland. How could I possibly take control of the universe and rule over all beings? If you don't laugh until you cry after reading this book, I'll say you're one tough kid! One update a day is normal; two a day means inspiration is overflowing; three a day can only mean Great-Grand 2kReads8.6Score154Shelves

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The male protagonist has the strength of a bear, the speed of a leopard, the eyes of an eagle, and the ears of a wolf! He can even fire a human cannon! If you don't laugh your teeth out after reading a few chapters, you're definitely in the late stages of depression!