No Romance, Hilarious Stories That’ll Give You Eight-Pack Abs 无CP,爆笑文,能笑出八块腹肌的那种
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Are They All Villains? I Reload My Save and Send Them All to Their Doom 全员恶人?我读档发癫送他们上天
[Memes + Save-Scumming + Going Off the Rails + Livestreaming + Showbiz + Devoted Romance] Lin Tong transmigrates into a brainless Mary Sue story as the ill-fated biological heiress. She dies of poisoning and depression, and her family meets a terrible end as well. Her: Whatever. You’ve got your protagonist’s halo, and I’ve got save-scumming. On a dating reality show, the fake heiress bribes the director and cheats at every turn: She deliberately makes Lin Tong’s tasks harder? No problem. Lin Ton
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There's a Fat Guy in the Cultivation World Who's Ridiculously Cautious 修仙界有个胖子超苟
(Beast-taming cultivation, unlimited leveling, power fantasy, stronger against strong foes and stronger still against the weak) Zhang Baiwang is a very fat young man from a small frontier city in the Xia Kingdom. His father is a merchant who had him late in life and spoils him, so Zhang Baiwang is both ignorant and uneducated. However, having grown up around his father's business, he's picked up some knack for reading people. By a stroke of luck, he obtains an ancient divine artifact, the Demon-
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After I Transmigrated Into a Book, I Became the Female Lead's Brother 穿书后我成了女配她哥
[Male-Led Quick Transmigration + No Romance] In the vast worlds, there are all kinds of supporting female characters. Wicked supporting characters, tragic supporting characters… What happens when a concubine abused to death in the imperial palace, or a wealthy young lady who goes bankrupt at dawn in a CEO romance, has an older brother who’s even more powerful than the male lead? 1. The brother of an expendable character in an imperial harem drama 2. The brother of a celebrity hated by the whole
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Just a Divine Game? Watch Me Speedrun It 区区神明游戏,看我速通
The Divine Game has descended. One player from every country is chosen to enter a dungeon, where survival is not guaranteed, while the whole world watches live. The Divine Game chose Shang Qiu. Shang Qiu, female, nineteen years old. An S-rank clear veteran, a thrill-seeker with mild germophobia. She likes being on her own, hates being held back by others, and hates people blocking her way even more. While other players scream, cry, and huddle together to survive in the dungeons, Shang Qiu squ
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The 1960s: The Little Kid Who Gave the Heroine a Space Is Done with It 六零,送女主空间的小崽崽不干了
When she opens her eyes, Miao Qing has become a random supporting character in a period novel. The scene is about to shower the heroine with gifts and hand her a golden finger, but Miao Qing kicks off a life completely different from the plot with a loud, piercing wail. Who would have guessed that after she'd just finished training her underlings, Miao Qing would suddenly learn that the commune she's in is called Hongqi Commune, with Qingshan Brigade, Hongxing Brigade, and Kaoshantun Brigade nea
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After the Villainess Goes Crazy in Showbiz, Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts 女配在娱乐圈发疯后被全员读心
[Everyone can hear thoughts + absurd antics and chaotic meltdowns + entertainment industry + livestreamed gossip] On her 250th rebirth, Jiang Sui decided to slack off and wait for her 251st life, because being a two-hundred-and-fifty-year-old really didn't sound good. Jiang Sui had gotten so good at predicting everyone's lines that she thought everyone looked like an idiot. She knew every last bit of gossip in the entertainment industry. She didn't want to get involved, but somehow she let every
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Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后,这届三界谁带班的
Lighthearted comedy + absurd humor + no romance + ensemble cast + unconventional tropes Nuwa lets out a yawn that lasts ten thousand years. When she opens her eyes, she can't believe it: it's 2030! Heaven has opened up trade with the mortal realm, and phones, AI, and internet products are everywhere. Mortal street food sells for the price of elixirs in Heaven, while Heaven's spirit stones are being traded in the mortal realm until they become a financial bubble. The Underworld is even more ridi
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Quick Transmigration: I Go Wild and Cash In on Popular Stories 快穿,我靠发疯在热文里薅羊毛
[Hilarious transmigration into a book + savage comebacks + satisfying revenge + making money and turning her life around + System] [Beep! The Unhinged Literature System is now bound!] Yan Suisui transmigrates into a hot novel as a hapless supporting female character. The System tells her to follow the plot, so she tears the script to shreds instead. · When the heroine throws soup at her, she does a tactical roll and reports her three times in a row, then slaps the hero with an “on-the-job inju
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My Junior Sister Goes Berserk and Gets Rich, Then Reaches Godhood by Courting Death 师妹发癫暴富,作死一路成神
No CP, no System, not a wish-fulfillment story, no brainless plot, no face-slapping, no doting on the protagonist by everyone. Half sweet, half angst. The heroine is weak early on, and there are lots of foreshadowing details. Don't read if that bothers you. Synopsis: After finally winning 300 million in the lottery, she transmigrated into a book without spending a single cent. In a fit of anger, she first destroyed the System, then transmigrated as a villainess. She could go home if she died, so
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The Actress Is Morally Deficient in All Five Elements, Surviving on Her Foolish Antics 影后她五行缺德,全靠沙雕苟活
While slacking off at work, Lu Xi read a novel about a strong female lead. Its title differed from her own name by just one character. She was thoroughly enjoying it when the female lead was sacrificed. Lu Xi was waiting for the heroine to strike back at the Heavenly Dao or devour it instead. Then the author applied to end the story. Lu Xi: Curses.jpg After her soul transmigrated into Lu Yinxi, she rejected every privilege that came with being a strong female lead and wreaked havoc on a dati
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The Villainess Just Wants to Go Wild, but Somehow Became the Richest Woman 女配只想发疯,谁知道成首富了
[Going wild + making money + meme humor + showbiz + face-slapping] Jiang Di, who had been freakishly strong since childhood, transmigrated into a book as a fake heiress whose luck had been stolen. At the same time, she was bound to a Going Crazy System that paid her whenever she went off the rails. - So, on the day she transmigrated, when a relative pointed at her and called her a useless money sink, Jiang Di went berserk on the spot. She yanked a tree with a trunk as thick as a grown man's arm
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A Top Science Student Takes the Imperial Exams? His Majesty Is Stunned by His Brilliance 理科状元考科举?强到朕傻眼
[Imperial examinations + court politics + farming + alternate history + daily life + lighthearted + no romance] Li Su had barely had time to savor becoming the top scorer in the national college entrance exam when he transmigrated as the youngest son of the Li family. His whole family doted on him, even though they lived on coarse grain and vegetables, and supported his studies. The original owner had been led astray by his classmates. Selfish and only interested in having fun, he had ruined him
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I Set a Stool by the Grave and Overheard the Wrong Gossip, Then Slapped Him Across the Face 坟前摆凳吃错瓜,反手给他一嘴巴
[No Romance + Metaphysics + Supernatural + Satisfying Revenge + Lighthearted + Playing the Fool to Catch the Enemy Off Guard] Jiang Nanshu, the only child at Changqing Temple, went down the mountain to earn a living after the college entrance exams. Penniless, she discovered that a funeral home was hiring night watchmen for 800 yuan a night. The only requirement was an exceptionally strong birth chart. Jiang Nanshu eagerly raised her hand. “Me, me, me!” Even if a corpse rose in the middle of
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Steal Her Fortune? Are You Crazy? The Little Junior Sister Really Kills People! 夺她气运?疯啦,小师妹她真嘎人
[Strong female lead + power-up progression + lighthearted + absurd comedy + no romance + punishing scumbags + getting even + defying fate] Jiu Li transmigrated into a cultivation novel about a fake heiress and a universally adored heroine, becoming the hapless tool whose fortune and bloodline would be stolen to empower the heroine. Fake heiress: “I was born to be the darling of fortune. You’re all fit only to grovel at my feet.” Jiu Li: “Read. Done. Dead!” Male lead: (pops up) Jiu Li: “Assassina
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The Stubborn Ghost of the Underworld 地府钉子户
[A sidekick, adorable pets, and a bit of fun. No romance.] Wu Lingling is a little ghost whose origins are a mystery to everyone! She doesn't know how she died or how many years she's been drifting around! In fact, apart from her name, she knows nothing at all! Her one big goal as a ghost is to be reincarnated... But that goal seems a long, long way off! To escape her status as a permanent resident of the underworld, Wu Lingling does a whole series of things that no self-respecting ghost would b
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I Tell Fortunes, You Go to Jail, and the Police Station’s Performance Is 666 我算命,你进狱,警局业绩666
[Livestreaming + fortune-telling + metaphysics + ghost hunting + no romance + satisfying read + goofy humor + everyone’s favorite] Shi Yi spent fifteen hundred years making her way in the underworld. At last, just as Emperor Fengdu’s term was about to end, he waved his hand and sent her back to the human world. Before she left, seeing as she was returning to the human world for the first time, Emperor Fengdu took pity on her and sent her off with two bills of underworld currency. Shi Yi: ... Ret
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Transmigrated as a Spoiled Noblewoman, She Was Exiled to a Poor Mountain Village 穿成娇蛮贵女,她被发配到穷山沟
Zhao Liang died, and Zhao Liang woke up in another world. She had become the notorious, domineering, and utterly unhinged young lady of the capital. With a reputation in the capital so foul that no one could stand her, she had no choice but to obey her family and retire to the impoverished mountain village where her family originated. Zhao Liang: I’m leaving behind the backbreaking life I had in my previous life. I’m going to be a happy freeloader and lie flat in retirement! Long live lying flat
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What's Wrong with Being an Attention Seeker? Go Ahead, Try Cutting Me! 显眼包怎么了,有本事你砍我啊
[Female-led, no romance, transmigrated, pure power fantasy, fake System, no past life] She somehow transmigrates into a cultivation world. The good news: she’s back to age fifteen and has a golden finger. It looks like she’s about to reach the pinnacle of life! The bad news: her golden finger is a cultivation-world upgrade mashup of Pinduoduo and Beauty Cam: the Show-Off System. [Invite an opponent to take one more chop and you can level up!] [Take three more chops in total to unlock the “Bright
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After Becoming a Substitute, I Dance on a Different CEO’s Head Every Day 成为替身后,每天都在不同总裁头上蹦迪
When the heiress to a ten-billion-yuan financial empire awakens after a car accident, she discovers she's the cannon-fodder replacement in a melodramatic novel, treated like a collectible doll by four deranged men. Luo Qianyu tears up the sacrificial script and launches into her own brand of madness, trampling over the four men's spines: The financial tyrant treats her like his precious white moonlight? She turns around and puts him on the trending list for tax evasion. The top-tier star uses he
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The Apocalypse Ambassador Travels the World 末世大使,全球旅行
(Entirely handmade by the author, who is 100% human) [Global travel + post-apocalyptic jianghu + no romance + comedy] [Seven-year-old kitty ❌ mecha war dog ❌ powerful System] Right after graduating high school, she suddenly transmigrates! As long as she checks in at all seven continents around the globe, she can safely return home a year later! Jiujiu: That's it? This must make me the luckiest transmigrator ever! System: [Welcome to a globally irradiated, apocalyptic world! ⌓‿⌓] Jiujiu: ...Wait,
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Everyone Went Mad After Binding to the Character-Changing System 绑定改字系统全员疯了
(Sharp-tongued bickering × reality-dating-show battlefield × rewriting the plot) Renowned actress Yu Qinghuan slipped and hit her head just as she was receiving an international award, then found herself inside a book. In the book, she was the heroine's foil, a wicked supporting character who would ultimately be ruined and sent to prison by the male lead. But then she acquired a character-editing System. When the CEO and the actress rode a horse together, she gave a casual wave and changed th
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Rule-Based Horror? I Choose to Rebel 规则怪谈?我选择叛逆
[A short drama adaptation of the same name is now available. You can watch it on the platform. Thank you for your support.] [Subverting expectations + no heroine + hilarious + sly schemer + rebellious + eerie + national fate] Rule-based horror descends upon Earth. The uncanny invades reality. Those chosen are sent into horror worlds, where they represent their respective nations and face the horrors within. Su Xiao is chosen by the horror world and entrusted with the task of representing the Dra
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I’m the Trickster in the Rule-Breaking Horror Tales 我在规则怪谈做老六
[Complete, with a universally praised ending] [Rebellious Oddball + School Oddball + Lin Chen the Oddball + Comedy + Crazy Antics + The Uncanny + National Fortune + Mental Illness] [Readers say it becomes legendary from the third instance onward] He swaps a hen’s eggs for pebbles and lets her sit on them for half a month, hands sandpaper to his roommate while he’s on the toilet, and buys ten steamed buns for a beggar who asks for money to eat, then watches him finish them… Lin Chen is an oddba
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I'm a Good Person, So Why Do You Call Me a Menace? 我一个好人,你们说我是祸害?
[School Life, Everyday Comedy, Hilarious, spiritual qi revival, No Longer Human, Absurd, Shameless] When Qin Ke opened his eyes, he found himself in a parallel world undergoing spiritual qi revival! Right from the start, a bully showed up looking for trouble and asked him if he knew how to write the word “death”! No need to panic. He flipped open a dictionary and showed him exactly how to write it! “Repeat after me: si, as in ‘death’! Its opposite is ‘live,’ as in ‘stay alive’!” If the Syst
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Showbiz: He Caught a Snake with His Bare Hands, and You Call Him a Pretty Boy 娱乐:徒手擒蛇,你说他是小鲜肉
[Transmigration + System + Showbiz + Comedy + Livestreaming + The Ultimate Troll + Best Actor + Focused on Stirring Up Trouble… and Work! + An Overpowered Male Lead!] Ye Su transmigrates into a parallel world and becomes a D-list pretty boy mocked by the entire internet. How could he put up with that? He has to make a splash! He has to win fans! So he joins variety shows and completely derails their usual style. “He catches a venomous snake with his bare hands? It coils around his hand while he
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I Transmigrated into a Top-Tier Star from the Start, and My Haters Were Left Fuming 开局穿越顶流,黑子被我怼破防了
[System + building a career + singing + acting + variety shows + no female lead] Now that I'm reborn, who would still want to be a top-tier star? Not even a dog would... I do! I'm going to be a top-tier star! Mu Chen, a singer from the national team, accidentally transmigrates to a parallel world. He becomes a top-tier pretty boy with two and a half years of trainee experience, and gains the [Emotion System]. What? Making people shocked earns Emotion Points, which can be exchanged for all kinds
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Livestream: From the Start, One Sentence Makes the School Beauty Cry 直播:开局一句话气哭校花
[Livestreaming + Comedy + No Romance + Infuriating + Shameless] After binding himself to a Hatred Farming System, Xu Muge stops acting like a decent person. At university military training, he steals the campus beauty's drink from the start, then makes her cry with a single remark. On livestream, he constantly unleashes savage, sarcastic takedowns on his viewers. He writes a novel, then leaves it on a cliffhanger at the climax for half a month, making readers so furious they want to mail him raz
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Weren't They Supposed to Be a Boy Band? Why Are They All Useless? 说好的男团呢,怎么全是废物
[No CP + absurd comedy + livestreaming + entertainment industry + fast-paced + slight supernatural elements] [The story of a sect’s senior brother and four lunatics] Just after being reborn, Jiang Yi opened his eyes and was shoved down the stairs by his skinflint landlord, Zhou. Jiang Yi tilted his head and rolled his eyes. “Help, police officer~” Someone pushes me down the stairs, I lie there and hit him up for 37,000 yuan. “As long as you’ve got the right attitude, the company is Bali. Work h
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I Level Up on My Own in an Old-School Romance Novel 我在古早言情文里独自升级
[Unconventional wish-fulfillment + woman disguised as a man + adored by men and women, with everyone harboring one-sided crushes, no romance + no System, progression through cultivation + ensemble cast] Shuo Li spent her whole life working for the Federation in an interstellar society, then died after eating too much cheap takeout. When she opened her eyes, she discovered she had arrived inside what might be a few-hundred-year-old fantasy romance novel for female readers. The heroine was kind
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I'm the Female Lead's Foil, Playing Three Male Foils at Once 我,女配,同时扮演三个男配
[System + Transmigrate Into a Book + Face-Slapping and Punishing Scum + Irresistible Female Lead + Gossip + Disguised as a Man] I'm a woman, but I'm playing male supporting characters in three different books at once? Zhao Ruoming died, and the System told her to play three roles across three books. If she completed the missions, she could come back to life. Zhao Ruoming: “Oh, quick transmigration? Aren't three worlds a bit too few?” System: “Not three worlds. There's only one world. You have to
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