
You Call Her Baby and Me an Attention Seeker, Is That It?
管她叫宝宝,管我叫显眼包是吧
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 577k Words
- Genre
- Modern Romance
- Subgenre
- Modern Romance High-Concept
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- A Dating Show? I’m Going to Charge Ahead on a Whale!恋综?我特么直接骑鲸突进!Former title · until Oct 2026
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Ah, well, I have never seen such a fresh and refined plot, what should I say? The male and female protagonists have a kind of beauty that does not care about the life and death of others. It is the first time I have seen an author who is completely crazy. I feel that he must be really crazy. It is quite novel. It is quite different from the style of the author's first book. I am still very curious. Please do the best for the author and update it. The author is brave and take the blame. We fans will always be with you [laughter]
She needs to be kind and have a sword, she needs to have academic qualifications and medical records, she needs to talk and spit, she needs to have a clavicle and a brain, and she is so perfect, no matter what little temper she can't stand! Money will last forever! The sleeping door lasts forever! Stupidity will last forever! The remaining doors will last forever!
Such a beautiful book, five stars cannot be overrated.
Help, you must have mastered some crazy literature. It shocked me. Can I say that I love you so much (❁´◡`❁)*✲゚* I can't love you too much, okay? The crazy heroine vs. The poisonous and brain-boosting male protagonist How is this crazy literature? It's simply my heavenly dish (* ̄3 ̄)╭♡❀The little flower will hit you I forgot to mention that the male protagonist has a system and loves brain supplements. What kind of magical heavenly dish is this? The brain circuit is so funny. How did Da Da do it? The heroine she created really touched my heart. There is no one who is not crazy in this world, just hold on to death. It's just like the daily life of a high school student♬︎*(๑ºั╰︎╯︎ºั๑)♡︎
It's very beautiful, but it's hard for me to imagine how the heroine will fall in love with the hero later on? The heroine is so crazy and seems to be awesome. It's really hard to imagine how she could fall in love with the male protagonist 🤦
It's pretty good. The plot doesn't drag on, the characters don't collapse, there are a lot of real-life scenes, the plot is relatively good, the writing is good, and many places are interesting. As a sand writer, it's very qualified and made me tremble with laughter in bed in the middle of the night. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
I haven't seen such a good book for a long time. Through the in-depth portrayal of the heroine Yu Youyou, the book reveals the disguise of the entertainment industry, and at the same time creates an image of a heroine with noble character and wisdom. It vividly depicts the intelligent and capable character of the heroine who is deep in the whirlpool of the entertainment industry. The full text uses the platform of Lian Zong and uses an unconventional writing method to vividly depict the appearances of many characters during the filming of Lian Zong. It is novel and unique, fresh and flexible, the story is full and rich, the text is vivid and free and easy, the plot has ups and downs, and the characters are complex and lifelike. It is like a symphony of the soul, leaving readers with endless thoughts and shocks.
It's so new, it looks good, it looks good, it looks good, it looks good, it looks good, it looks good, it looks good, it looks good, it looks good, it looks good, it looks good, it's a new book! Once it becomes popular, I will become a long-time book fan!!! This book is sure to be a hit! So pretty, so pretty, so pretty! Please read more about the author. I like to watch [steal bananas from passers-by, take a bite, throw them in the trash can, go crazy, roar, scream, and kill indiscriminately]
从这本书连载就开始看,看到了,完结,也是从这本书刚开始没有那么多人看,在书荒广场几乎没有人推他的时候,到了如今的九点几分和在书荒广场有着一席之地的书,很喜欢很喜欢很喜欢这本书,只是中间有一部分原因没有来得及追更,谁知道后面居然瞒着我完结了,很惊讶,没想到这么快就完结了,而且这本书在我看的沙雕文中绝对占有一席之地,男主超级恋爱脑和茶,还会脑补,女主也不差好吧,超级清醒,好吧,我承认我爱上这本书了,就是有点可惜,这本书没有番外,如果有了番外就更好了!!! 余院长和纪茶茶在一次元天天开心幸福 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 余院长和纪茶茶在1次元幸福
Super beautiful 🥰🥰🥰!!! The innocent young man who blushes easily and has red skin all over his body and the funny girl who goes crazy all the time are a perfect match 😳😳😳!!! The food cooked by Yu Youyou shouldn't be too dark 🤭🤭🤭. At this moment, I want to sincerely ask the author, is it really delicious?🤔🤔🤔? I don't have any other intention, I just want to give it a try and see if it works [smile] [smile] [smile]. Will the baby killer whales come back? I really want to see Yu Youyou and the baby killer whale going crazy together 🤭🤭🤭. There is also the butler that comes standard with Mr. Ba, which is really funny [crying with laughter] [crying with laughter] [crying with laughter]. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Finally, big cheers to the author!!! (づ ̄3 ̄) づ╭❤😘😘😘.