Any Stories With a Heroine Who’s Full of Quips and Always Dropping Memorable One-Liners? (ಡωಡ)

1 打 Spilling Spring Colors Yun ZijinModern Romance203k WordsCompleted 37.4kReads9.2Score4.7kShelves

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There are a lot of memes throughout the text. One commenter put it well, it's like finding novels among various memes hahahaha. It's a short story, it's relaxing and happy to read, and the male protagonist's mouth is really sweet [snickering][smirking][smirking]

2 癫 Mad, All of You, Mad. Being a Little Mad Is Good! Little SaltModern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted 404.7kReads9.8Score53.4kShelves

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Both of these books are hilarious. The first one doesn't have that many golden quotes, but it's super funny. The second one is exactly what you're looking for. It has so many golden quotes. My notes are already at 99+ after I haven't even read a few chapters. The heroines' IQs in both books are online [lick the screen] [lick the screen]

4 快 Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem Beyond the MountainsModern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 14kReads9.5Score2kShelves

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Lots of jokes ✔️Quick quotes ✔️All 9.5+, Teacher Zhangzhi and Sister Xie are famous, and the last book of Nanzhou is also very good.

7 反 Countdown to the Villain Boss’s Corruption: Host, Hurry and Save Him Lin Dongye912k WordsCompleted 16.4kReads9.5Score2.1kShelves

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Family members, listen to me and watch it. It's so funny. It's too dense. I learned a lot. It's super funny.

8 盛 Midsummer Mingzang Zero-Sugar GardeniaModern Romance306k WordsCompleted 23.9kReads9.0Score3.6kShelves

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This, this, there are so many memes in it, the little masters are quarreling with each other, it's so beautiful.

9 京 A Marriage Blessed by the Capital Shu ZhiModern Romance321k WordsCompleted 56.2kReads9.4Score6.7kShelves

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The heroine in this book has a lot of jokes and talks a lot. She is very cute and very funny. Go read it! ! !

10 穿 Every Day After Reincarnating as a Villainess, I Work to Redeem Myself Gathering Vetch, Gathering VetchAncient Romance2.0M WordsCompleted 41.7kReads9.3Score5.7kShelves

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This book has more than just female protagonists. The little maid next to the heroine also has a lot of jokes, and she often comes up with golden quotes. It's a little less in the early stage, but once you get married, you'll be able to let yourself go! It's funny every day!

11 笑 What a Joke! She Has No Morals, So Why Are You Blackmailing Her? My Ears Don't ItchModern Romance356k WordsCompleted 15.9kReads9.3Score2kShelves

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① The heroine Cen Jing's accidental death binding system keeps crossing into the novel world in order to survive. On the premise of respecting the development of the story, it changes the fateful ending of the abusive heroine and the hero who chases his wife in the crematorium. Sister Cen's quotations made me laugh to death, okay? 1. "I check myself three times every day, I'm not wrong." 2. "Suddenly I'm not afraid anymore. Just then I remembered that I am a waste and you can't use me." 3. "Don't blame yourself for sleeping in, because you can't create much value when you get up." (Others are articles with many female protagonists, you can read them if you like them)

16 爆 Hilarious Mind Reading: The Prince Eats Gossip Until He Throws Up Young Master LanAncient Romance452k WordsCompleted 29kReads9.1Score2.5kShelves

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It's a hilarious time-travel story, and the heroine has so many jokes that she can't stop laughing.

17 难 Impossible to Win Over: The Love-Struck Young Master Is Twisted, Scheming, and Flirtatious Yan XiaonuoModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 52.4kReads9.5Score6.4kShelves

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It's true that no one has read this book, I'm really crying to death

18 恋 Dating Show: The Little Menace Drives a Tractor and Blows Up the Whole Scene Ranran Eats Just One BowlModern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 13.8kReads9.2Score1.9kShelves

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These three books will prevent you from laughing all the way to the hammer bed at night. Come to Yongcheng Vocational College and beat me up [shy][shy][shy]

19 装 I Kept Up the Act for Two Years, Then They Suddenly Read My Mind Hu YuModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 58.4kReads9.5Score8.4kShelves

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In the first book, the male protagonist can read the female protagonist's mind, and her inner monologue is also very funny. There are some golden sentences in the second book, but not many. The female protagonist has many jokes, and the male protagonist can also pick up on them. The third book, the literature about having a spoiled wife is very awkward, and the heroine is very funny

21 摆 I Quit and Call Off the Engagement! Chase Me and I'll Hold Your Funeral SanyingliModern Romance561k WordsCompleted 26.4kReads9.5Score4.7kShelves

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I've read all these completed books, they're super funny, and I've also tied up with the serialized ones. I highly recommend them.

24 我 I'm a Goofball, You're a Goofball, We Were Born to Be Geniuses Cool, Cocky Ultraman Family MemberModern Romance303k WordsCompleted 4.6kReads9.1Score692Shelves

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I'm not allowed to read this article. I'm laughing to death.

28 假 How Could This Silly Fake Heiress Possibly Be the Villain? Oolong Milk Cap TeaModern Romance500k WordsCompleted 24.9kReads9.5Score3.8kShelves

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It's really good-looking, and the most important thing is that it's free! ! ! ! !

29 裴 Mr. Pei, Your Canary Is Back Again. Teacher Liu YuModern Romance201k WordsCompleted 3.2kReads8.1Score455Shelves

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The female protagonist is really funny, the male protagonist is also very humorous, and both of them have vicious mouths.

30 陆 Lieutenant Lu, Don't Look at the Policewoman with Your Eyes Drawn. Silly MelonMystery552k WordsCompleted 2.4kReads9.3Score318Shelves

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There are indeed many clues

31 发 Going Wild and Slacking Off on a Dating Show: My Mouth Runs Ahead While My Brain Scrambles to Catch Up Fine NightModern Romance588k WordsCompleted 7.4kReads9.2Score1.2kShelves

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I want to collect every word the heroine says, even if it's a joke, but I must collect a gag that rhymes like this [Adoration][Adoration]

32 当 Be the Internet Emperor and Live a Shameless Life Evil Mother OrangutanModern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 37.9kReads8.9Score6.3kShelves

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It must be a hot text, and it doesn't look out of place even after being a book for more than ten years. It's super cool, it's awesome, and it's funny. ①The author of Changmao Teacher has finished a new book, The Wild Boar King; ②It's interesting to chase Chao, I am the little emperor of the Internet, I'm super funny; ③It's also very good-looking, a true and false daughter, the heroine is the original owner, but she has returned to the immortal world, and now it seems that the entire sect has followed her. She is very confident, interesting, and super cool; ④Super funny, the heroine is a dog licker, she pretends to be a mission, and it is written that after the mission is over, the original system is a real person, with some emotional lines ⑤Teacher Changmao, if you haven't seen it, just rush in, it's so good ⑥Guan Yu, laughing out loud

36 婚 He Gave the Wedding Ring to a Dog! She Joined a Hate-Fest Show and Punched the Internet in the Face Little SaltModern Romance972k WordsOngoing 72.9kReads9.3Score7.6kShelves

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I feel so relieved and relieved [laughing][laughing][laughing] Xiao Yanzi's books are so good

37 游 Game Invasion The Cat Isn't BaldSports3.1M WordsCompleted 1MReads9.6Score111.5kShelves

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The heroine is super interesting, and the writing is top-notch. Really, if you miss it, I'm afraid you'll cry.

38 我 My Husband Is Too Frail to Care for Himself Diligent but SilentAncient Romance590k WordsCompleted 25.2kReads9.2Score3kShelves

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I'm following it now, I laughed to death right from the start, there are so many memes, the heroine is super funny, every chapter is hilarious, the online live broadcast shows how the heroine fools everyone around her, hahahahahaha, it's so funny, I highly recommend it!

40 我 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles Sine and Cosine Live in the SunModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 34.6kReads9.6Score5.5kShelves

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Every two books has the same author, you can tell. The first book is finished (a bit slow), it's really funny! The last three books are being serialized (currently written), and they are all excellent funny articles.

42 窝 I'm Pathetic, But Somehow Everyone Loves Me, Haha! Hu YuModern Romance592k WordsCompleted 41.8kReads9.5Score5.7kShelves

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The first book is quite good, but it's not about the entertainment industry. The second book is very much in line with your requirements [get it][get it][get it][get it][get it][get it][get it][get it][get it][get it][get it][get it][get it]

43 麻 Sack Over My Shoulder: The Washed-Up Star Scams the Entire Entertainment Industry Silver BrocadeModern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 15.4kReads9.4Score1.9kShelves

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🎉Highly recommend the first book! ! ! [Laughs] The first book: Cen Jing (rolls down the window): "You must walk with her properly, and I will take the car." [Stare] Cen Jing: "You are suitable for someone better, not the best like me." [Stare] The second book: The beginning is confusing, and in the end the system says: What did you do? ! Arrogant, what you told me [shy] is what the system thinks is arrogant → shows all kinds of disdain to the male and female protagonists and makes things difficult for them [awkward laugh] What the heroine thinks is arrogant → fights against ghosts and monsters! ! ! [Laughing and crying]

44 万 A Crowd-Favorite Husky Goes Viral on a Dating Show for Being Hilarious Loves Grilled GlutenModern Romance523k WordsCompleted 5.4kReads9.5Score982Shelves

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9Teacher, she is really, I cry to death

47 无 Infinite Rebirth Just to Kill the Male Protagonist Mosquito Who Loves Watching Sadistic DramasModern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 467Reads9.4Score102Shelves

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Both male and female protagonists are gods

48 回 Springtime Sugar Sweetness in the Mortal WorldModern Romance394k WordsCompleted 11.4kReads8.9Score2kShelves

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Both the female lead and the male lead are super fun

49 沙 Cultivation of Immortality Through Sand Sculpture, System Is Crazy Nan XiaofeiAncient Romance398k WordsCompleted 90Reads8.9Score—Shelves

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Without further ado, let's write a letter. I just finished reading it today

50 帝 The Imperial Princess Raises a Finger and All Creation Perishes; the Ghost Emperor Kneels to Kiss Her Hem Qi Yi ZiAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 13.1kReads9.4Score2.3kShelves

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1.3 The same author, the sand sculpture heroine written by Hu Yu is really funny, who knows? The heroine in the second book is called the red cheap cup, and there are many sexy tricks and golden sentences.