Going Wild and Slacking Off on a Dating Show: My Mouth Runs Ahead While My Brain Scrambles to Catch Up

Name: Going Wild and Slacking Off on a Dating Show: My Mouth Runs Ahead While My Brain Scrambles to Catch Up
Author: Fine Night

发疯摆烂上恋综，嘴在前飞脑狂追

by Fine Night (良宵)

Status: Completed
Length: 588k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Modern Romance High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Hilarious + ridiculous antics + unhinged humor + absolutely shameless]

Su Mu transmigrates into a book and becomes a washed-up nobody with a mountain of scandals. From the start, she’s already on a dating reality show.

While everyone else on these shows works themselves to the bone, terrified of seeming too carefree, Su Mu glares, sticks out a leg, and immediately gives up and goes berserk.

When a scumbag comes at her, she rips his car door right off: “I’ve got a wicked mind, and I’ve never loved a man. Keep running your mouth and I’ll crush your skull!”

When the online crowd attacks her, she smiles faintly: “You think I’m a psycho, and I think you’re idiots. Let’s trade insults: you curse me with obscurity, and I curse you with diarrhea.”

Su Mu never expected that the more unhinged she got, the more famous she’d become online.

Seeing this, the playboy immediately makes his move: “I’m pretty into you. What about you?”

“Your fish pond is way too big. Honestly, it’s terrifying.”

The arrogant show-off pulls her into a corner. “What do you think of me?”

“You’re five foot seven, but with those insoles out, you’re barely five foot one. We’re not in the same league, so don’t force it.”

Netizens: Hahahaha, are you ever going to find a partner like that?

Su Mu: “I’ve sealed my heart and soul with concrete. I’m not suffering for love.”

The young heir to a conglomerate: “Then what about me?”

Su Mu glances at him. “You may be tall and handsome, but you’re just not my type.”

He slams the table and stands. “You said I was amazing in bed, and now I’m not your type? Su Mu, you seduced me and then dumped me!”

Netizens: ??

The entire internet explodes!!

Other names

I'm Proud to Be a Freak, and I Laugh as I Drive Others Crazy我变态我骄傲，逼疯别人我哈哈笑Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

302Chapters

9.1kReads · 30 days

1.8MReads · all time

1.1kShelves

9.2Score

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First of all, the female lead is hilarious 😏 Secondly, the plot is hilarious 🤦 The author himself was also quite funny at the end 😜 In short: Just watch! 😎
367 likes2y ago
Who understands? I was laughing so hard in bed all night, from beginning to end, I didn't dare to laugh out loud at all, my stomach hurt from holding it in 😆 Five stars for you! Keep it up! Oh my god, this is so funny, hahaha! 🤣
74 likes2y ago
This is absolutely amazing! It's my favorite book. I love Lin Li and Li Ke so much! I wonder if they'll reappear later in the story, hehe. I hope Lin Li can win Li Ke back. The relationship between the male and female leads is so sweet 💕 Although they bicker a lot, Jiang Zui, you're just too lovable 😆 Mu Mu is totally my mouth-sucking substitute, I love her to death ❤️❤️❤️
51 likes2y ago
It's really super good, and Su Mu's mental state is so similar to mine. Jiang Zui really dotes on Su Mu; they're both funny and sweet. But I feel really sorry for Lin Li and Li Ke's relationship. I wish Lin Li had succeeded in pursuing them! I still hope Su Mu and Jiang Zui end up together. That Lin Zhaozhao is really annoying. Can you make her give up on Jiang Zui?
34 likes2y ago
I think it's a great read. The male and female leads are very compatible, and the male lead is blatantly open about it, which the female lead probably hasn't even noticed (because I always feel like she doesn't trust me). I really like the author's daughter and son in this book, and the author's jokes are great; I can use them to hurl insults at people (hahaha, because I always lose arguments).
31 likes2y ago
I'm so grateful to Weibo and Tang Shijin for discovering such a wonderful and hilarious author! I followed this far in one go. This story is absolutely hilarious, full of funny jokes that made me laugh out loud. I especially loved the dialogues and interactions between the male and female leads (Jiang Zui and Su Mu). I'm raising the banner for Jiangsu CP! Actually, I also really like Su Mu and Li Ke, the two best friends, the Su-Li couple, but Li Ke left the show TT
30 likes2y ago
I rode my egret to eat peanuts, enjoying the osmanthus rain as I ate, and also ate a pearl bird – so delicious! The stepping stones were very difficult, especially for someone carrying food. Finally, I got home, opened my book, and saw "The Reconciliation of General and Minister," learned about "What's Faster Than a Cheetah," participated in "The Tunnel Warfare in Central Hebei," killed "Hunter…
25 likes2y ago
All I can say right now is, author, please update soon! I can't get enough! I absolutely love the personalities of the male and female leads. Honestly, this is the only book I've ever read that I'm urging for more updates, and the only one I can't get enough of. I don't know what kind of books you guys like, but this is truly a book I highly recommend! 👍👍👍 One last thing, author, please update soon!
24 likes2y ago
It's a wonderful book. Seeing the characters happy fills me with emotion. Su Mu is wonderful; she deserves to be loved. Jiang Zui is wonderful too; he's so good. The male protagonist's values are so upright, showing me what a loving man should be like, thus helping me avoid many bad people in real life. Thank you. Nangong Sheng, may you be happy.
20 likes2y ago
Great, logical, although the timeline is slow, the characters' emotions are good and very nuanced. The Lin Li and Li Ke couple really resonated with me; I guess I have some kind of weird constitution that makes reading crazy stories always result in a bad ending. I hope this couple's story gets better later. The nursing home scene was also good.
19 likes2y ago