A Funny, Irreverent System Novel with a Quirky Way of Thinking 系统，搞笑的，不正经且脑回路清奇

1. 501 发 I Posted Douyin in the Immortal Realm, and Even the Protagonist Had to Quit the Internet 发布仙界抖音，主角来了也得戒网 Xu Ziqing许子卿Eastern Fantasy134k WordsOngoing I, Qin Huachen, transmigrated into a fantasy world with only three things on my agenda: face-slapping, face-slapping, and more damn face-slapping! You ask whose faces I'm slapping? Why, all those main characters, of course! You say you're the Dragon King? Smack! You idiot, what kind of Dragon King are you? You say you're an Asura? Smack! So you're the Asura, huh? You say you're a God of Slaughter? Smack! Someone call the police, there's a murderer here! What? You say you're the reincarnation of 1Reads6.7Score—Shelves

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   Batel wasn't actually from this world. He was transported here by a powerful truck, transformed into a small beastman, and found and adopted by the priest on the grasslands. How could a destined transmigrator not make a name for himself in this new world? Thus, he awakened a [Super Shepherd System]. Hmm! What a joke! This system didn't even offer after-sales service. After numerous trials, Batel discovered it had no effect other than making his sheep healthier and fatter. In peaceful times, he might have become a sheep-raising tycoon on the Green Green Grassland. But this was a medieval world, and even being a leisurely shepherd required luck. Batel didn't give up. Since the system was useless, he had to rely on himself. He diligently practiced riding and archery every day, and his dedication was appreciated by the chieftain, who naturally became his adoptive father. Incidentally, his surname wasn't Lü in his previous life. As both the priest's disciple and the chieftain's adopted son, Batel lived a particularly comfortable life. Until a year ago, when the old chieftain accompanied Nayan to the grassland battle, he was shot off his horse and seriously wounded. Batel had to shoulder the heavy responsibility of managing the tribe. Oh, and there was also his "second uncle" who didn't like him. "Open the panel."

2. 502 最 The Strongest Sneaky Guy System 最强老六系统 Shenmiao神秒Urban140k WordsCompleted No one will wait for you forever, except the ultimate Sixth Man! Wen Zeyu, an "introverted" and "sunny" guy, gets singled out by the Supreme Dimension of the Universe as the Galaxy's Best Sixth Man after taking out too many opponents in a video game. From then on, he gains the Sixth Man System and sets out to become a righteous person, starting as a Sixth Man! And so he rises to the pinnacle of life! 26Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 503 我 I, the Ultimate Schemer: The Empress Calls Me a Living Yama 我，最强毒士，女帝直呼活阎王 Xing Xing Zi星星子Historical4.3M WordsOngoing [Search Tomato to watch the short drama: The Third Greatest Stratagem of All Time] Gao Yang transmigrated to the Great Qian Dynasty just as the Empress ascended the throne and began recruiting talent from across the land. So he volunteered himself as a poison strategist! The Empress: “Suppose you personally wiped out your enemy's entire family. As you looked at the bodies scattered everywhere, you suddenly realized there was still a child in the house. What would you do?” Gao Yang: “I'd say, ‘Re 382.6kReads9.2Score32.3kShelves

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   Sharing, Chapter 768: Reflections on Being a Cog in the Machine. Some people say that in the workplace, you shouldn't be clever, shouldn't study Adlerian psychology, shouldn't research economic principles to understand human nature, and should only follow the rules to achieve success. My question is, if you can't even keep your job, why worry about tomorrow? Are people really destined to be cogs in a machine, watching others get promoted and waiting for opportunities? The question of "whether to think about human nature/psychology/economic laws" or "only being a cog waiting for opportunities" in the workplace is actually a manifestation of the contradiction between the modern workplace structure and individual destiny. Behind it lies not only workplace rules, but also essential questions about life strategy, power games, structural opportunities, and individual autonomy. We can break down your questions in depth on several levels: ⸻ I. The "Cog" Theory VS. The "Dominator" Mindset 1.1 What is the "Fate of a Cog"? This is the organizational logic of the industrial age: people are cogs in a process, requiring no thought, only obedience—• Follow the rules, avoid mistakes, and stay within boundaries; • Focus on job skills and follow superiors' instructions; • Stability translates into salary, and "loyalty" is seen as a prerequisite for promotion. However, this logic is beginning to crumble in the modern workplace. In large corporations, government systems, and "old-fashioned systems," the cog-in-the-machine logic still holds true; but in the fiercely competitive and rapidly changing workplace, simply "doing things diligently" is far from enough. Because today's workplace is an arena for power, resources, and perception. ⸻ II. Are those who truly get promoted really "follow the rules"? If you closely observe those who rise quickly, have strong influence, and control the pace, you'll find: 2.1 They often understand game theory: • When to fight, when to retreat; • How to navigate between different superiors; • How to turn "minor mistakes" into "empathy tools"; • How to create "psychological allies" through a seemingly insignificant action. This is precisely what Adlerian psychology emphasizes as social interest and situational awareness. 2.2 They understand resource mobilization and rule flexibility: • They don't make mistakes, but they don't follow the rules blindly; • They know how to seize opportunities and climb the ladder; • They know how to make superiors feel secure and subordinates feel dependent. These abilities are the weapons provided by economics and insights into human nature: • Economics tells you: resources are scarce, and exchange is the core of cooperation; • Game theory tells you: expectations influence behavior, and pioneers establish rules; • Psychology tells you: humans are not rational beings, but a combination of social anxiety and a desire for control. The true "strong" are not the most obedient, but those who understand human nature and unspoken rules best. ⸻ III. Is it "playing tricks"? 3.1 You shouldn't "play tricks," but you must "understand." "Playing tricks" is criticized because: • It is short-sighted and doesn't bear the consequences; • It attempts to use techniques to bypass long-term efforts. But this doesn't mean we can't learn psychology and economics. The key is not to "play tricks," but to "understand the situation" and "understand people." You don't necessarily have to manipulate others, but you need to know: • Who truly appreciates you, and who is just using you; • Which rules are fixed, and which are artificially created; • When are you a "managed resource," and when can you "create influence." If you don't understand these things, you are merely a producer in the system, and will never become a designer. ⸻ IV. "If you can't even keep your job, how can you talk about the future?"—This is indeed a real problem. This is the core anxiety you raised: Are survival and strategy contradictory? 4.1 The answer is: You must do both simultaneously. While bearing the pressure of life, you must build your strategic awareness; while honing your "cog-in-the-machine expertise," you must cultivate a "designer's mind." This is the most important dual-track ability for modern people: • You cannot give up thinking about the future just because your job is unstable; • You cannot talk about strategy while ignoring the immediate necessities of life. The humiliation you endure today, the smoothness in your actions, and the study of psychology are actually preparing "the ability not to be replaced" for tomorrow. ⸻ V. "Waiting for opportunities," or creating opportunities? You ask: Is waiting the only option? Is watching others get promoted the only option? 5.1 "Waiting" is the fate of those within the system; "Creating" is the choice of thinkers. Those who wait for opportunities: • Treat performance evaluations as their destiny; • Treat superiors as judges; • Treat the evaluations of others as mirrors. Those who create opportunities: • Proactively create influence (e. G., Promote projects, build networks, find external resources); • Dare to take risks; • Know how to create momentum silently. 5.2 Opportunities never fall from the sky; they come from your accumulated understanding of the system's laws: • Those who understand economics know who is playing the game and how risk transfer works; • Those who understand psychology know why people waver, attack, or remain silent; • Those who understand strategy will plan their role transformation according to organizational changes. Opportunity is when you see rule changes that others cannot. ⸻ VI. Those who truly "achieve hegemony" are not the most rule-abiding, but those who understand the rules best. You can ask yourself a few questions: 1. In my daily work, what parts are "accumulating time" rather than "building influence"? 2. What non-substitutable value does my existence offer to others? 3. Do I understand how my organization decentralizes power? What are the unspoken rules behind promotions? 4. Have I accumulated my own "voice capital"? For example, a scarce skill, a network of contacts, or a track record of cross-departmental collaboration? If you start using these questions to think about your work, you're no longer just a cog in the machine, but an observer, a navigator, and a potential future designer within the system. ⸻ Finally, I want to leave you with this: "You don't lack choices, you have no choice but to choose." Those who don't think will never become decision-makers; those who only execute will eventually be eliminated by the system. Therefore, when your job is unstable, you must cultivate strategic vision and insight. Your psychological, game theory, and economic thinking are precisely the weapons you need to break free from the system.

4. 504 搞 A Hilarious Cultivation Journey with the Show-Off System 搞笑修仙之装嘚系统 Cultivation Maniac修炼狂魔Eastern Fantasy207k WordsCompleted [Comedy + memes + one heroine + Be + System + goofy sidekick] “Do you know what true love is? Let me lick your rainbow lollipop, and I’ll tell you!” Seasons changed, and years passed. The little boy who once tricked people into giving him lollipops had grown up. With his brightly colored hairstyle, skinny jeans, and slip-on shoes, he would occasionally flick his bangs, looking as carefree and cool as could be. 3Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 505 职 Little Tricks for the Workplace 职场小聪明 Zhai Xiaoying翟晓鹰Urban2.2M WordsCompleted This is just a story about starting a job and working your way up to department manager by the age of thirty, haha. Blame-shifting, workplace bullying, and factional infighting are everywhere in the office. Ordinary people keep their heads down and work hard, yet repeatedly end up as scapegoats. Treating others sincerely only gets them mistaken for easy targets who can be pushed around. The protagonist has no powerful connections, and has no interest in playing dirty. Caught in a complicated o 82Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 506 让 I Asked You to Scavenge, and You Found a Nuclear Bomb? 让你捡破烂，你捡出来核弹？ Two Meals a Day一天饿两顿Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Feel-good] [Comedy] [Livestream] [No Romance] [Lighthearted] Su Yun transmigrates into a parallel world and joins the show The Strongest Challenger, where he draws the job of “scrap collector.” From the moment he finds a Type 38 rifle, things start getting weird. Police: “You’re just a scrap collector, so why are you always running into corpses?” Online viewers: “I told you to collect scrap, not solve crimes!” Military: “Holy crap! A pilgrimage of beasts! The Imperial Seal! The tomb of a Qin dy 19.3kReads8.8Score2.1kShelves
7. 507 长 Changhong Funeral Services, One-Stop from Start to Finish 长虹殡葬一条龙 The Unrivaled Killer不可一世的杀手Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Zhang Fan transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes the owner of a funeral home. One day, while scrolling through short videos, he comes across a martial arts influencer who makes a spectacle of challenging fighting gyms. The influencer stands arrogantly outside a gym, boasting that he’ll go in and knock out the owner’s front teeth. Just then, the Funeral System activates. “After 16 malicious publicity stunts challenging gyms, the chance of getting beaten to a pulp next time is 100%! The cha 14.9kReads8.6Score1.5kShelves

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   In this regard, duration is the best answer.

8. 508 癫 Insane! After Binding a System, I Became an Outlaw 癫！绑定系统后，我成了法外狂徒 Not Yao不是夭Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming, spilling tea, showbiz, law-abiding outlaw, System, shipping her own couples] Before binding to the System: a law-abiding citizen After binding to the System: constantly being hauled in to give statements Jiang Zhiyuan: “I’m a law-abiding citizen!” Her fans: “She’s a criminally insane outlaw!” Netizens before they were poisoned by her antics: There’s a wanted criminal over there! Netizens after they were poisoned by her antics: What do you mean, a walking 500,000 yuan bounty? [The 12.3kReads8.9Score1.4kShelves

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   ✨The female protagonist is bound to a system that makes her incredibly strange. While participating in a variety show, she unearths three human skeletons over three consecutive days, discovers the murder weapon on the fourth day, and catches the killer on the fifth day…

9. 509 大 A Stick in the Tang Dynasty 大唐一根棍 My Name Is Wang Dabao我叫王大宝Historical1.8M WordsCompleted [Comedy + Suspense + Brainy Wish Fulfillment + Historically Grounded Tang Dynasty] A farm boy with a serious lack of virtue gradually grows into the Tang dynasty's number-one troublemaker (no, wait, strike that). He grows into a pillar that holds up the sky, a beam that spans the sea. If I'm having a good time and you're not, I'll beat you until you are. If I can't reform you, I'll cremate you. I crush foreign kingdoms, dissect the aristocratic clans, discipline princes, and slap emperors I can' 3kReads8.7Score235Shelves

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   No system, the male protagonist rises from a nobody to the most powerful person in the world, the story is full of twists and turns, father and son betray each other, it's lighthearted and funny, a group of fun-loving people, there is war, political intrigue, loyalty and righteousness, and it's also a bit wicked. It's already completed.

10. 510 魔 Demonic Path System: All of China Is Actually Cultivating the Demonic Path! 魔道系统：文明华夏竟全是魔修！ Strange Sheep奇怪的绵羊Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Demonic cultivation System + invincible power fantasy + an entire nation cultivates demons + explosive action + no female lead] Bai Yang awakens a demonic cultivation System and learns that spiritual qi will fully revive in three years. In the meantime, ferocious beasts will appear all over Blue Star. To face the coming crisis, Bai Yang decides to become a demonic cultivator. But the damn System demands that he lead all 1.4 billion people of Huaxia in demonic cultivation! [Main Quest]: May ever 22.6kReads8.5Score2.2kShelves

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    ✨ 1️⃣ Anti-cliché national salvation: The protagonist, Bai Yang, is bound to a "Demon Path System," whose mission is to make all 1.4 Billion citizens cultivate demonic arts! From kindergarten's "Blood Transformation" to university's "True Demon Body," the demonic cultivation education system subverts all worldviews. ✨ Apocalyptic aesthetics: Three years later, spiritual energy revives, demons invade, and the 1.4 Billion demonic cultivators of Great Xia, wielding the Ten Thousand Soul Banner, cackle and laugh: "Welcome to the home ground of hell!"

11. 511 犯 The Usurper 犯上者 Li Ma李马Urban2.7M WordsCompleted [The print edition has been signed, so read with confidence] (No System, no invincibility, plot-focused, explores human nature, not a formulaic power fantasy) (The protagonist grows and changes as the story unfolds) (An ensemble cast: supporting characters aren't one-dimensional, and respond with genuine emotions to the changes around them) No one knows when this world began to split in two. 218.8kReads9.4Score35.1kShelves
12. 512 此 At This Moment, I Am China's Guardian Deity 此刻，我为华夏守护神 Wind, Flowers, Snow, and Joy风花雪乐Urban3.2M WordsOngoing On Christmas Eve, December 24, 0260, a large horde of sea beasts appeared in Old Copper Mountain, Mi Nation. Not a single person in the city survived! On April 23, 0261, Level 6 sea beasts appeared in North Bear Nation. The entire country fell! On New Year's Day, January 1, 0262, a Level 10 sea beast appeared in Huaxia, codenamed [Taotie]. Huaxia fell! In January 0260, Huaxia's God of War, Chen Feng, was reborn eleven months before the sea beasts emerged. He won the trust of the country's 1.3kReads9.0Score510Shelves
13. 513 别 Everyone Else Cultivates, but You Give Massages, and You Still Become Invincible? 别人修炼你搓澡，你还无敌了？ This Daoist Has a Point贫道有理了Urban167k WordsCompleted Lighthearted comedy, urban superpowers In this world where everyone awakens an ability, some people rely on the divine skill [Taking the Blame]. Wherever they go, they set up shop and make a killing, winning the hearts of food lovers everywhere. Others awaken [Tumor]. The moment they do, they’re given room and board, gold and silver. Ye Tian, meanwhile, awakens an unprecedented superpower. [Skin Grime Removal Technique] Just when all hope seems lost, he comes across a job posting at the Heavenly —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A must-see for comedy lovers, you'll laugh until you spit out your food!

14. 514 大 Great Tang: If You Won’t Rebel, Father, Then I Will! 大唐：父亲您不造反，我造反！ Darn Spider扑街蜘蛛呀Historical2.5M WordsOngoing [Ruthless and decisive]+ [Golden finger]+ [Conquest and expansion]+ [Industrial Revolution]+ [Age of Discovery] Also known as The Crown Prince Should Stop Competing, the Tang Dynasty Already Has Nine Dragons in One Court, Tang Dynasty: Father, You’re This Old, How Can You Still Sleep?, and I, Li Chengqian, the Steadiest Crown Prince in History. He transmigrates to a parallel Tang Dynasty and becomes Li Chengqian, still the heir of the Prince of Qin’s household. Faced with Li Shimin’s indecision, 12.7kReads8.6Score782Shelves

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    Check out this book! It's so good you won't be able to put it down.

15. 515 死 The Grim Reaper? Call Me the Gatling Bodhisattva! 死神？请叫我南无加特林菩萨！ Li Gouqi李枸杞Urban1.4M WordsCompleted (Full-cast audio + comic adaptation) [Hilarious antics + Superpowers + Mental illness + Merit + System + Parody] When a menace awakens an SSS-rank explosive ability, sorry, school... I’m blowing the whole place up... Someone broke into my house? Blow it up! Someone’s robbing the black market? Blow it up! Someone’s robbing a bank? Blow it up, blow it up, blow it all up! The Goblin Abyss? Wait, I’ll blow that up later. First, let me slip in a laxative... Xing Ye, last in the whole school, awakens 19kReads8.8Score2.1kShelves

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    I'm recommending a few really good new books; if this pace continues, they're sure to become hits!

16. 516 校 Every Campus Beauty Has a System, Yet I Still Get to Have My Cake and Eat It Too 校花们人手一个系统，我软饭硬吃 Thirteenth Master of the Chen Family陈家十三爷Urban859k WordsCompleted [Complete + subverts the usual tropes + feel-good romance + brand-new premise + campus beauty] The new book is now being serialized. Old fans are welcome to check it out! Chen Xin, a junior in college, suddenly gets the “Living Off Women While Calling the Shots System,” and from then on, his life takes a very different turn! Because his System can give beautiful women subsidiary systems! The aloof campus beauty instantly turns into a lovesick simp... 28.6kReads7.3Score2.5kShelves

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    You guys haven't seen this kind of system before, have you? It's really interesting.

17. 517 至 The Strongest, Most Brutal Barbarian 至强至暴野蛮人 Three Watches Past Midnight夜半叁更Urban426k WordsOngoing [Musclebound Hunk] [Adorable Slime Pet] [Lighthearted Comedy] In a flashy world of magic, Luo Li believes in the philosophy of absolute power. Known as a humanoid Tyrannosaurus, he is the strongest man on the planet. Beneath his overwhelming macho charm, every male creature becomes docile and sweet. Whatever kind of monster or demon you are, under my iron fists, all you can do is kneel and sing my praises. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 518 系 System: Making People Furious Without Paying the Price 系统：气死人不偿命 Blue Pursuit蓝色追逐Urban501k WordsCompleted A brainless power fantasy. If you want to think, don't read; if you read, don't think. Zhao Qian Sun unexpectedly acquires an Annoying People System and begins a spectacular life. A brainless power fantasy. If you don't like it, please don't flame the author. Thanks for reading! 323Reads9.2Score120Shelves

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    🌺🌺🌺A book that gets better and better the more you read it. You should check it out! 👍👍👍

19. 519 高 Shout My Name! King of Scrap! 高呼我的名字！废品王！ Ten Creeks十溪Urban513k WordsOngoing One heroine, no cloying romance. A highly intelligent, scheming male lead and a mischievous System. Careers descend into the world, and he battles the uncanny. Darkness stirs, plans unfold in secret. The tone is light and cheerful, and it's another day of working hard to retire early! 1Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 520 大 The Young Lady's Personal Trouble-Making Sidekick 大小姐的专属惹事跟班 Minotaur Warrior牛头人战士Urban1.6M WordsCompleted My name is Qin Luo, and I found myself inside an urban novel that combined every kind of Dragon King storyline. From the start, I got the “Strongest Lackey System.” The more lackey-like things I did, the stronger I became. What else could I do? I chose to become Su Muwan's personal lackey. She would eventually become the final great villain. I provoked all sorts of chosen ones, seized their opportunities, and did every kind of evil. You ask who is pulling my strings? Hmph! You're not worthy of k 53.1kReads9.2Score5.3kShelves

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    🌿🌿System Novel! Super Good!! ①My name is Qin Luo, and I transmigrated into this urban novel that combines various Dragon King plots. At the start, I obtained the "Strongest Lackey System," which allows me to become stronger by constantly acting as a lackey. What else can I do? I choose to become the close follower of the ultimate villain, Su Muwan. I provoke various chosen ones, seize opportunities, and commit all sorts of evil deeds. You ask who's behind me? Hmph! You're not worthy to know my young lady's name!

21. 521 你 You're Just a Cat, So Why Are You Competing with the Police for Their Jobs? 你就一只猫，干嘛和警察抢饭碗？ Gao Wei高纬Urban436k WordsCompleted [Cat protagonist + System + a smooth ride all the way] “Dude, how’d you get in here?” “A cat brought me in.” “Huh? You call the cops ‘cats’ where you’re from?” “Heh. Ever heard of the Black Cat Detective?” A black cat that catches mice at the police station goes viral online! Netizens affectionately dub it “Black Cat Detective.” But after the little guy catches a hundred mice, the Cat Detective System activates, and the whole story takes a sudden turn… “You don’t think catching mice is all I can 5.7kReads9.5Score975Shelves
22. 522 看 You Look Down on Security Guards? Time for a Little Fist! 看不起保安？小铁拳来喽！ Orange and Grapefruit橙子和柚子Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Role-playing + choices + comedy + superpowers + school life + nearly invincible] Some people don't become security guards until they are sixty. Qin Yu is different: at just eighteen, he has become the honored five-star general of Biguiyuan, skipping decades of detours compared to everyone else! It's all because he awakened the God-Tier Role-Playing System. As long as he plays different professions, he can earn rewards! [Play the role of an outstanding security guard] [Mission objectives]: 1. St 19.3kReads8.6Score1.8kShelves
23. 523 机 Mecha Girl Era: All My Mecha Girls Are World-Class 机娘纪元：我的机娘都是世界级 The Penguin Who Can't Wake Up睡不醒的企鹅Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Mecha Girls] + [Racing] + [Sweet Romance and Growth] + [Tomato’s only top-tier star racing novel] Once highly sought after by racing clubs, the top mecha girl is now ignored by everyone at the scrapyard. No one is willing to bond with her, even if she offers herself for free. She’s an “assassin race car” with unbeatable acceleration but terrible handling. Su Nian, a top racing driver from Earth, had hoped to make his mark in a world where racing technology lagged behind and success depended ent 21.5kReads9.7Score2.6kShelves

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    [Review] [Absolutely fantastic!] This book is also known as "Unlimited Points, a Master Driver with Max-Level Skills Dominates the Mecha Girl Era." A top-tier mecha girl, once snapped up by clubs, is now abandoned in the recycling center, unwanted by anyone. Even offering her a contract, no driver is willing to sign her, leaving her to wait in despair for recycling. This is because while her straight-line acceleration is unparalleled, she is extremely difficult to maneuver, earning her the nickname "Killer Racer." Su Nian—a top racer and track emperor from Earth. He wanted to shine in this world where racing technology is backward and relies entirely on mecha girl performance, but he was betrayed by the mecha girl assigned to him by his club. Filled with disdain and anger, Su Nian left with a flourish.

24. 524 我 My Wife's World 我妻世界 Why Say So Much何必言深Urban2.4M WordsCompleted When worlds descend and the world itself is threatened, no one can stay out of it! Biological anomalies! Climate anomalies! Geological anomalies! Anomalies in the laws of nature! All anomalies must be eliminated! Become the world’s [white blood cells] and devour them! The West: “I will protect our world!” The East: “We will protect our shared home!” Zhang: “I will protect my wife!” Everyone: “???” [Comedic and lighthearted] [Includes hand-drawn monster illustrations] 34.3kReads9.2Score3.7kShelves
25. 525 分 After We Broke Up, I Sang 'Hallucination,' and the Whole Internet Felt Sorry for Me 分手后一首幻听，全网都在心疼我 Listening Idly听闲Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy + no female lead + no System + feel-good power fantasy + daily life + entertainment industry] Gu Fan transmigrates to a parallel world and opens his eyes to find himself lying in a hospital room. It turns out that a few days earlier, the original owner of his body and his girlfriend had been in a car accident. In that moment of danger, his words, “Forget about me. Save my girlfriend first,” moved countless internet users. But when Gu Fan woke up, the first message he receive 26.2kReads9.1Score2.3kShelves
26. 526 我 I Became the Global Administrator of Hell's Games 我成了全球地狱游戏管理员 Ancient Ferry古渡Mystery1.2M WordsOngoing “From the moment the game begins, inferior, weak humans will be stripped of the right to breathe.” This world has no nations. It is ruled by five top conglomerates, and the gap between rich and poor is enormous. The wealthy feast behind their red gates while the poor freeze to death in the streets. The rich districts blaze with light and bustle with people, while the slums are shrouded in darkness and rife with violence and crime. This is an age of capitalist revelry, an age of splendor built up 1.2kReads9.2Score196Shelves
27. 527 我 I Am Uncontainable 我，无法收容 May Season五月时期Urban3.2M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted] [Everyday life] [Managing containment facilities] (Peaked at 600,000 active readers and has updated steadily for over a year.) The sun burned beneath the deep sea, while roots spread across the sky. Gears grew from people’s bodies, and upside-down cities fell like meteorites. Fang Jiu once thought that these things, which existed only in fantasy, had nothing to do with an ordinary man like him. That was until his head was chopped off one night... (The pace is slower from the start 185kReads9.3Score27.8kShelves
28. 528 让 I Asked You to Livestream Picking Up Junk, So Why Are You Cleaning Up a Battlefield? 让你直播捡破烂，你去打扫战场？ Update Beast猛更兽Urban2.0M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + sly trickster + livestreaming + sunny young man + professions + no female lead] Su Bai transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a contestant on an observational reality show. From the start, he draws the “scavenger” profession. Then he finds a wanted item from the Public Security Bureau in a street-side trash can. The whole show takes a turn. “My God, I’ve worked at a recycling center for years, and this is the first time I’ve found out there’s such a huge bomb buried in our ga 5.4kReads8.9Score675Shelves

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    🌸The protagonist, Su Bai, transmigrates to a parallel world and participates in an observational program called "Observation of the Social Bottom." He immediately draws the profession of "garbage collector" and receives a system for the lowest strata of society. 🌈(Who knows? I laughed so hard I caught a cold while watching this last night [almost crying]) Su Bai and the cameraman are a perfect match, you'll understand once you see it. Later, he receives the system reward "Mechanical Proficiency" and dismantles a submarine in the sea with his bare hands—you're really good at pretending! [Thumbs up] 🌼His second profession experience is "funeral procession," where his suona playing makes even the dogs at the door cry. Later, he establishes a company and goes public—can you believe it? [Thumbs up][thumbs up] In short, everyone who watches it knows it; no one can see it without batting an eye.

29. 529 全 Global Survival: The Outlaw of a Magic Wasteland 全民求生：魔法废土世界的暴徒 The Wooden Cabin Keyboard Warrior木屋键盘侠Sports3.3M WordsOngoing [Signed for print publication, new setting, no golden finger, no heroine, pets, expansive worldbuilding, disasters, construction, transmigration, game, apocalypse] Everyone transmigrates to a magical wasteland. At the start, all they have is a drafty magic tent. Chopping wood at sunrise and building walls at sunset becomes the fate of billions of survivors. Tent → wooden cabin → stone fortress... Jiang Xun thinks that’s all there is to a shelter. Until he discovers another way to upgrade: powerf 65.9kReads8.4Score5.7kShelves
30. 530 修 The First Great Mess in the Cultivation World 修仙界第一混乱 Noodle King Zai板面王仔Eastern Fantasy2.7M WordsCompleted “Sect Master Sun, your sect is now a renowned sword sect in the northern cultivation world. What is your opinion of Dean Xu?” “I often tell people in the know that Dean Xu is my idol. People hunt him down, and he still tries to make friends and strike deals with them. He raises disciples until they reach Foundation Establishment, then stops teaching them and sells them off to other sects. Now his students are everywhere, and his people are all over the place.” “And how do the senior members of 175kReads9.5Score30.6kShelves
31. 531 直 Livestreaming Forest Patrol: A Panda Runs to the Ranger Station for Help 直播巡林：熊猫跑到管护所求帮助 Lin Chuanbei临川北Urban561k WordsOngoing [Livestream + Easygoing Daily Life + Cute Pets + Fierce Beasts] While many people looked on in disbelief, Lin Yi resolutely became a forest ranger. By chance, he obtained a points System that helps him grow closer to nature. On his very first day patrolling the forest, he found a wild giant panda having difficulty giving birth in the yard of the ranger station. Panda: [Are you the all-purpose two-legged creature? Waaaah! My tummy hurts so much! Am I going to die?] Lin Yi carefully approached it 434Reads9.1Score104Shelves

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    🌺① Everyone awakens their talent at the age of 18, with talents ranging from F to SSS level. I started with a C-level talent, but that's only what others see; what I see is an SSS-level talent! 🌺② I get a system that allows me to get close to nature, so I immediately become a forest ranger. All the wild animals in nature are my precious treasures!

32. 532 洪 Honghuang: I Have a Billion Clones 洪荒：我有亿个分身 This Isn't a Secret Identity这不是马甲Eastern Fantasy726k WordsCompleted After transmigrating to the Primordial World, he becomes a member of the human race! Humanity is weak and faces one deadly crisis after another. Fortunately, he comes with a Clone System! He can create an unlimited number of clones! They are absolutely loyal, unafraid of death, quick learners, and equipped with all kinds of talents. Best of all, every clone has the same strength as the original! From then on, Laozi's School of Humanity gains a disciple, Tongtian's Jie Sect gains a direct discipl 6.5kReads8.9Score679Shelves

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    It's rare to find a work that handles Cthulhu elements with such restraint, creating a perfectly balanced atmosphere of mystery. It doesn't deliberately pile up horror elements, but rather slowly instills a sense of dread through details.

33. 533 洪 Honghuang: From the Start, I Choose Nothing but Defense, and Hongjun Is Stunned 洪荒：开局全选防御，鸿钧震麻了 Deep-Sea Diver深海下潜Eastern Fantasy500k WordsCompleted Lin Xuan transmigrates and becomes a little black tortoise in the East Sea. Playing it safe is no good! Charging in recklessly is even worse! When Hongjun merges with the Dao, he sees through the primordial world. All things and even the Sages are his pieces on the board. So Lin Xuan simply puts every skill point into defense. No matter how many schemes you devise, I’ll crush them with my shell! Tongtian: You probably won’t believe me, but I meant to kill this black tortoise, and then… the Immor 12kReads9.0Score913Shelves
34. 534 疯 Crazy Male Lead, Don't Be Afraid. I'm Just a Plain Old Pervert 疯批男主别害怕，我只是单纯变态 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance569k WordsCompleted [A print edition has been signed for publication] [Pure-hearted yet truly deranged male lead x fake psychopath female lead who does everything to survive] [From universally hated to universally adored * brothers’ road to redemption * both are virgins] Xiang Fengyu transmigrates into a book as the short-lived fiancée of a deranged male lead. From the start, she’s in danger of being killed after spotting a bloodstained shirt under his bed. She plans to use her golden finger, her knowledge of the p 21.2kReads9.5Score3.2kShelves

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35. 535 重 Reborn as the Beloved of Everyone: The Movie Emperor's Wife Is Poor and Fierce Again 重生团宠：影帝夫人又穷又凶 Not Dim-Witted After Waking Up睡醒不呆Modern Romance2.6M WordsCompleted [Print edition signed for publication] [Insanely outrageous wish-fulfillment + a few secret identities + savage online roasts + devoted romance with both leads’ first love + dazzling the world] In her previous life, she died with regrets. Now she has been reborn in the middle of a massive online hate campaign! If they’re going to hate on her anyway, she might as well stop pretending! Her scumbag fiancé gets shoved into a cold pool, then coughs and blames her? Sheng Wenyin: “What, caught a cold? 137.3kReads9.6Score14.4kShelves
36. 536 万 A Crowd-Favorite Husky Goes Viral on a Dating Show for Being Hilarious 万人迷二哈在恋综靠沙雕爆红 Loves Grilled Gluten爱吃烤面筋Modern Romance523k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy, entertainment industry, livestreamed dating show, a touch of everyone’s favorite] Shi Ha transmigrates into a book as a universally hated supporting character. Her mission is to crush the universally adored heroine and stage a successful comeback! The moment she appears, the audience bursts into angry jeers: “Can Shi Ha get off the planet already?!” But on the dating show… To her sworn enemy, she says, “I’ll get you a tortoise. Raise it well, and it can see you off when you die.” 7.3kReads9.5Score1.5kShelves
37. 537 我 I Pledged Myself to a Slacker, and the Metaphysics Master’s Secret Identity Was Exposed 我与咸鱼画押，玄学大佬马甲被扒 Oolong Milk Cap Tea奶盖乌龙茶Modern Romance500k WordsCompleted [No romance + mysticism + a cast of lovable goofballs + spiritual qi revival + a little wish fulfillment + secret identities + transmigrate into a book + everyone’s favorite] Gu Juanyan transmigrates into a novel about secret identities as a fake heiress side character with her brain in her backside. All she does is court death and give the heroine chances to face-slap her. After learning her situation, Gu Juanyan decides to keep out of trouble and live like a lazy fish. She had hoped to coast t 14.8kReads9.5Score1.7kShelves
38. 538 假 The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script and Lazily Gives Up 假千金手撕剧本，沙雕摆烂躺麻了 Li Yaoyao梨窈窈Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The short drama, The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script, is now streaming [Showbiz + absurd humor and memes + everyone’s favorite + wild imagination + gossip + going off the rails] Chi Qian failed her tribulation and returned to the real world, only to discover she was the villainous fake heiress in a novel! The plot had already reached the point where the real heiress came back, and Chi Qian was about to be kicked out of the family home. A broken engagement, a wave of online hate, and a grueso 131.6kReads9.6Score14.1kShelves
39. 539 我 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 23.9kReads9.6Score3.5kShelves

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    A hilarious story about a crazy female lead that will make you laugh until you cramp up! ① When the male leads can hear the female lead's inner thoughts, everyone seems to be poisoned and rendered mute. [Why aren't you moving? Is your underwear stuck in your butt crack?] Hahaha, the female lead is completely unreserved, it's so funny!

40. 540 身 You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走，那我的精神病呢？ Flickering Candle Stub残烛跳荡Modern Romance484k WordsCompleted [Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you 55.5kReads9.6Score7.7kShelves
41. 541 史 The Funniest Cultivation Novel in History 史上第一爆笑修仙 Qitian Trees齐天树林Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted This is a hilarious, entertaining story. Zhang Ahao wants to live forever, so he sets out to cultivate immortality and meets a beautiful immortal maiden. With a beauty like that, should he become her disciple or fall in love with her? If he becomes her disciple, will it be too exhausting to cultivate immortality while also taking care of a woman so stunning she could outshine the whole world? 2.9kReads—Score245Shelves
42. 542 魔 The Magic School Junior Who Can Do Anything, from Pranks to Making Trouble 魔法学校小学妹，沙雕搞事啥都会 Ghost Denier无鬼论者Modern Romance2.9M WordsOngoing [Not Western fantasy: a Chinese-style magic academy, absurd comedy + ensemble cast + hilarious daily life, with romance] [A ridiculous heroine causes trouble and leads everyone astray: a bunch of lunatic students hilariously learning magic] Li Wenyin woke up in a magical world and struggled to survive at a top-tier Chinese-style magic academy. She cut up the school flags to make uniforms, stole textbooks and sprinted for her life, and made the deans so furious their eyes nearly popped out. She w 117kReads9.6Score13kShelves
43. 543 我 I'm the Funny Girl of the Cultivation World 我在修真界当搞笑女 A Nameless Weed一颗无名杂草Ancient Romance66k WordsOngoing Chen Xiaoyi was an overworked modern office drone. During her vacation, she stayed up late reading a novel, only to transmigrate into the cultivation novel she was reading before she could even finish it. If there's a magical artifact, it's for Junior Sister. If there's a spirit medicine, it's for Junior Sister. If there's a spirit pet, it's for Junior Sister. She admired a fellow disciple, but he favored Junior Sister, and whenever Junior Sister caused trouble, she used Chen Xiaoyi as a shield. —Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 544 民 Bandit Village in the Republic of China 民国土匪村 Uncle Li of the Island Reef海岛礁的黎叔Urban2.1M WordsCompleted Period-drama fans, come take a look! (Not a wish-fulfillment story, no ghosts or gods, no System.) It covers romance, household intrigue, bandits, fierce resistance against the Japanese, fleeing famine, and the lives of educated youths. Everyone who’s read it says it’s great! Hei Niu and Xiu Zhen could have lived happily together, but because Xiu Zhen was so beautiful, bandits set their sights on her. By then, Hei Niu had become the chief steward of the Huang family estate. He learned that ban 3kReads8.1Score436Shelves

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    This is a book that looks back on those difficult and arduous years...

45. 545 我 My Skills Are So Bizarre, My Enemies Keep Wanting to Kill Themselves 我的技能太奇葩，敌人纷纷想自杀 Little Box on the Riverbank河滩上的小盒子Urban507k WordsCompleted My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novels. I hope you enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 2.3kReads7.3Score150Shelves

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    It's really good, highly recommended!

46. 546 老 The Sneaky One Was Right Beside Me All Along 老六竟在我身边 The Hunter's Wine猎人的酒Urban822k WordsCompleted [Spiritual qi revival, school life, daily life, comedy, shameless antics, taking the mickey, choices] My name is Ye Qiu. I never imagined I'd transmigrate. This is a parallel world where spiritual qi has revived, and dangerous secret realms are scattered everywhere. Fortunately, as a transmigrator, he binds to a System. With its help, he gets all kinds of bizarre things, such as the Sharingan, spatial powers, a fierce sword brimming with killing intent, mecha... Years later. Young man: “Brother 40Reads5.1Score—Shelves

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    Unique...

47. 547 我 I'm a God? Don't Spread Rumors! You Might Get Banned! 我是神？别造谣！小心封号！ Writing Is Just Going Crazy写文就是发癫Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [No female lead + no harem + unconventional ensemble cast + high-energy growth] The strongest permission-hog is forced to save the world Spiritual qi revival? Superpower awakenings? The world ending? This world has already been shot full of holes by these cheaters! Gu Xing, an utterly ordinary “G-rank loser,” awakens the ultimate cheat: [Administrator Privileges] Skill One: Warning Skill Two: Ban Passive Trait: Succubus Physique (debuff) [Dog-headed emoji for dear life] When a villain uses chea 15kReads9.0Score2.3kShelves
48. 548 最 The Ultimate Comedy System 最强搞笑系统 Wu Shen舞肾Urban1.2M WordsCompleted A quirky System that asks you to guess a girl’s underwear color without using nouns... “System, if the policewoman catches you streaking, choose one of two ways to defend yourself: One, Sage Mode, make her understand you have your reasons; Two, admit you’re a pervert...” Tasks like these are driving Ou He to the brink of madness. But because of the mistakes he made in the past, this man, who was already very “serious,” has no choice but to force himself to become funny. 28Reads5.9Score—Shelves

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    [Smile][Bump]

49. 549 系 My System Is Out of Line, and I’ve Become a Trouble-Making Streamer 系统不正经，我成搞事主播 Zhoushan Gatekeeping Grandpa舟山管门大爷Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestream] [System] [No Female Lead] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Comedy] [Wild Antics] [Laugh-Out-Loud] A small-time streamer is doing an outdoor Livestream when he runs into a five-step snake and gets bitten! A deadly situation! How can he survive? Li Ke: “Don’t panic, guys. According to local folklore, anyone bitten by a five-step snake will die after taking five steps. So let’s try walking backward five steps and see if we can turn this around!” Li Ke: “If it works, I’ll walk backward ninety 13.1kReads9.1Score1.5kShelves
50. 550 开 God-Tier Passive from the Start: I’m Invincible, Yet I Never Make a Move 开局神级被动，无敌的我从不出手 Siwu Liu肆伍六Urban322k WordsOngoing [Power fantasy + lighthearted + scheming + madman + no goody-two-shoes] In this world, ferocious beasts run rampant and countless races stand side by side. Everyone can awaken a supernatural ability, and also randomly gains a passive skill. Li Xiu transmigrates into this world. When it’s time to awaken, he gets no supernatural ability, only passive skills. But he discovers that his passive skills are a little unusual. [Storm Rebound: When you’re attacked, all attacks are transformed into a storm 22Reads6.2Score—Shelves

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