A Funny, Irreverent System Novel with a Quirky Way of Thinking 系统，搞笑的，不正经且脑回路清奇

1. 601 开 From the Start, I Sold Mattresses, and the Sleeping Heiress Became My Strongest Ace 开局卖床垫，沉睡富婆竟是我最强外挂 A Jialula阿加鲁拉12k WordsCompleted Selling Mattresses from the Start: The Sleeping Rich Heiress Turns Out to Be My Strongest Cheat —Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 602 四 At Forty-Five, My Daughter and I Swapped Bodies, and I Made a Hundred Million 四十五岁，我和女儿互换身体后狂赚一个亿 A Jialula阿加鲁拉15k WordsCompleted At Forty-Five, My Daughter and I Swapped Bodies, and I Made a Hundred Million —Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 603 深 Drifting Ant Tribe: Selling Twilight in the Urban Village 深漂蚁族：我在城中村贩卖黄昏 A Jialula阿加鲁拉10k WordsCompleted Drifting Ant Tribe: I Sell Twilight in the Urban Village —Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 604 深 A Drifter in Shenzhen: Today Is My 35th Birthday 深漂:今天35岁生日 A Jialula阿加鲁拉7k WordsCompleted A Drifter in Shenzhen: Today Is My 35th Birthday —Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 605 三 At Thirty-One, I Pretend to Go to Work in Shenzhen 三十一岁，我在深圳假装上班 A Jialula阿加鲁拉8k WordsCompleted At Thirty-One, I'm Pretending to Have a Job in Shenzhen —Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 606 魂 My Soul Transmigrated into the Mountains, Where I Picked Up an Empress as My Dao Companion 魂穿大山，捡个女帝当道侣 Happy Golden Fish快乐的黄金鱼Eastern Fantasy632k WordsCompleted Lin Chen transmigrates to the Hundred Thousand Mountains, where he encounters the female emperor Ling Qinghan in a cave after her failed ascension. Ling Qinghan enters Lin Chen's dantian to nourish her soul and reshape her immortal body, and becomes his Dao companion. 6.6kReads6.9Score708Shelves

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7. 607 重 Back to My Youth, Holding My Beloved Close 重回青春抱紧白月光 A Jialula阿加鲁拉6k WordsCompleted Back to My Youth, Holding My One True Love Close —Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 608 卷 Being a Slacker Is the Way to Go! 卷是名号，摸鱼是王道！ Yue Ming Xing Qi玥茗星泣Modern Romance136k WordsOngoing Chen Shuyao worked herself to death in her past life. After transmigrating to a cultivation world, she opened her eyes to find two Systems competing to spoil her: The Grind System: [Heaven rewards diligence! Don't train and you'll die! Daily tasks coming right up!] The Slacker System: [Oh, come on~ Stop grinding. I'll boost your talent, and you can get stronger just by taking it easy~] One forces her to work hard, the other urges her to kick back. Which one does she choose? Both. She eats spicy 8Reads—Score—Shelves

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   A modern working woman transmigrates to a cultivation-themed academy. A system of intense competition forces her to cultivate diligently, while a system of laziness rewards her for doing nothing. The female protagonist reaps rewards from both ends. The anti-competitive setting is incredibly interesting.

9. 609 李 Li Chengdao 李承道 Happy Golden Fish快乐的黄金鱼Eastern Fantasy5.1M WordsCompleted Special forces soldier Li Chengdao unexpectedly transmigrates to a strange valley. He transforms the valley and makes his way out of the mountains. Using the valley as his base, he builds his own Heavenly Dao Group in the world of immortal cultivation. He establishes the Li Family Medical Hall and heals the sick. He makes his fortune with spiritual-root wine, branches into every industry, and becomes the richest man under heaven. He establishes a free Heavenly Dao Academy and cultivates a great 1.1kReads9.2Score245Shelves
10. 610 沦 Falling for the Professor's Tenderness 沦陷在教授的温柔里 A Jialula阿加鲁拉8k WordsCompleted Falling for the Professor's Tenderness —Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 611 万 Heavenly Beast Taming Art 万兽御天诀 Happy Golden Fish快乐的黄金鱼55k WordsCompleted Heavenly Beast Taming Art 93Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 612 沈 Professor Shen, Your Lesson Plan Has Fallen into My Heartbeat 沈教授，你教案落我心跳里了 The Unheralded Mouse Junhao名不经传的鼠君浩Marriage & Romance43k WordsCompleted Professor Shen, your lesson plan has found its way into my racing heart. 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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13. 613 顾 President Gu, Your Little Ancestor Is Climbing the Roof Again 顾总，你家小祖宗又上房揭瓦了 The Unheralded Mouse Junhao名不经传的鼠君浩21k WordsCompleted Mr. Gu, Your Little Princess Is Climbing on the Roof Again 9Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 614 两 Peddler Between Two Worlds 两界货郎 Happy Golden Fish快乐的黄金鱼25k WordsCompleted The Peddler Between Two Worlds 8Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 615 风 The Dashing Good-for-Nothing's Cultivation Chronicles 风流屌丝修仙记 Seven Seconds in This World七秒人间Urban1.5M WordsCompleted Liu Xiaohai was an ordinary nobody at the very bottom of society. A chance encounter turned him into a cultivator. His sudden “superpowers” went to his head a little, giving him the feeling of a poor man who’d suddenly struck it rich. Fortunately, Liu Xiaohai was still kind at heart, following his instincts and liking people regardless of their background. He also had a strong sense of justice. Whenever he saw someone being bullied, he’d speak up, and when it was time to act, he’d step in. A cha 9.7kReads8.5Score803Shelves

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    Hilarious and exhilarating story with unconventional thought processes.

16. 616 第 On the Seventh Day, She Finally Spoke 第七天她终于开口 The Unheralded Mouse Junhao名不经传的鼠君浩26k WordsCompleted On the Seventh Day, She Finally Spoke 5Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 617 美 A Beauty Bodyguard Transmigrates into a Book as Pan Jinlian 美女保镖穿书潘金莲 Happy Golden Fish快乐的黄金鱼Female-Channel Fanfiction29k WordsCompleted A Beautiful Bodyguard Transmigrates into the Story of Pan Jinlian 7Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 618 我 I'm Just a Security Guard, So What's Weird About Having a Fox Wife? 我一个保安，有个狐妻很正常吧？ Jiang Ergou姜二狗Mystery208k WordsCompleted [Legends] [Clever protagonist] [Not a goody-goody] [Every plot thread gets resolved] The author says: “No one will help me reach for the clouds, so I’ll trudge through the snow and climb to the summit myself!” One phone call sets the gears of Liming’s fate spinning wildly. At a friend’s urging, he sets off for Yunnan in search of a beautiful Miao village. A bewitching married woman, a cool and haughty female bodyguard, scantily clad villagers, and a free-spirited way of life... Will Liming find 2Reads8.2Score—Shelves

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    Different fighting styles, different realms and backgrounds, and a different experience.

19. 619 龙 Dragon-Elephant Body Tempering Art 龙象淬体诀 Happy Golden Fish快乐的黄金鱼48k WordsCompleted Dragon-Elephant Body Tempering Art 25Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 620 重 Reforging the Heaven-Burning Cauldron 重铸焚天鼎 Happy Golden Fish快乐的黄金鱼27k WordsCompleted Reforge the Burning Heaven Cauldron 19Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 621 我 After I Shared a Cultivation Manual in My Fan Group 我在粉丝群里分享功法后 Dream-Shocked Beneath the Moon月下惊梦Urban316k WordsCompleted (A lighthearted, goofy urban high-martial-arts story. The protagonist is not invincible, there is no System, and beauties abound. If you don't like that, don't read.) What? The Chosen One gets hauled into the police station from the start? What? The Chosen One shares a cultivation technique from the start, only to be called a lunatic? What? His girlfriend gives all the new furniture they just bought to her best friend from the start? What? His girlfriend calls the police from the start, and more 2Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 622 寻 The Legend of Qin: Trails of the Dream Immortal 寻秦记之云梦仙踪 Gray Cat, Gray Cat灰猫灰猫Xianxia2.3M WordsOngoing Transmigrated into the Warring States era, only to become an ingredient for immortal cultivation? Why keep this Heavenly Dao around until the New Year? Watching the "immortal seed" squirm in his dantian, Xu Shenwu finally understood that ascension was all a lie. The spiritual energy ordinary people painstakingly cultivated for a thousand years was nothing but fertilizer for the great medicine grown for the immortals of the Upper Realm! The year he transmigrated to Yunmeng Mountain, he spent a wh 8.2kReads9.5Score729Shelves

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    That's enough. It's a cultivation story, funny, imaginative, full of absurd elements, quirky teammates, bizarre cultivation techniques, and incredible luck. 1.8 Million words—enough to keep you entertained.

23. 623 重 Reborn into a Life of Jade 重生之翡翠人生 Happy Golden Fish快乐的黄金鱼26k WordsCompleted A Reborn Life in Jade 17Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 624 凡 The Mortal's Immortal Gourd 凡人仙葫 Ximen Woxue西门卧雪Eastern Fantasy4.4M WordsOngoing Er Gouzi is an honest, hardworking farmer. His greatest dream is to save up enough to buy a few acres, become a small landowner, and marry a buxom, strong-legged wife. Then his life would be perfect. But after an accident leaves him with a gourd and an old swindler talks him into it, he blunders into the path of immortality and gets dragged into conflict. Even so, he never forgets his original goal: he just wants to farm... 232.7kReads9.0Score16.1kShelves
25. 625 奶 The Little Darling Wreaks Havoc in the Aristocratic Family 奶团子炸翻豪门 Happy Golden Fish快乐的黄金鱼27k WordsCompleted The Little Dumpling Turns the Wealthy Family Upside Down 1Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 626 一 Heaven-Dominating Sword 一剑霸天 Eternal Night, Starry River永夜星河Eastern Fantasy9.6M WordsOngoing [A great author's alt account, one heroine, ruthless and decisive. Highly recommended!] Legend has it that there is a realm where one can pursue cause and effect, erasing every trace of an opponent across time and space with a mere sliver of divine power. One can command life and death, make countless worlds rise and fall with a single thought, and annihilate all living beings. One can stand level with the Heavenly Dao, harness the order of the universe, and rule supreme throughout eternity. Thi 341.3kReads9.2Score40.1kShelves
27. 627 游 The Game Has Arrived, and Only I Can Spend Money! 游戏降临，只有我能氪金！ Happy Newlyweds新婚快乐Sports884k WordsCompleted This game can change reality, and I’m the only one who can spend money in it! I’ll buy every pack available. All I want is to lose once. It’s not that I’m too strong. This game just loves its money. Many people believe that humanity is the chosen race. The Serpentfolk, the Chang’e Clan, and the Treefolk once thought the same. Then they became monsters in the game. Only then did they understand what true despair was. Now, humanity, once defeated, has been chosen again. This surviving spark ha 14.3kReads7.1Score1.7kShelves

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28. 628 阴 Rebirth in the Yin Tower 阴楼新生 Happy Golden Fish快乐的黄金鱼21k WordsCompleted Rebirth in the Yin Mansion 1Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 629 轮 A Hundred Lifetimes of Reincarnation, Yet I Can't Hide My Max-Level Secret Identity 轮回百世，我的满级马甲藏不住了 Late-Night Bookworm夜半翻书人Eastern Fantasy3.7M WordsOngoing [Not a Dragon King story + comedy + wildly imaginative worldbuilding] Zhang Xuan transmigrates into a cultivation world and awakens a Reincarnation System. If he completes the tasks of a hundred lifetimes, he can gain supreme cultivation and become a Dao Lord. Over the course of his reincarnations, he has been a Sword Venerable, a Demon Lord, a Medicine God, and a Demon Emperor... Now, in his final life, the System wants him to join the Qingyun Sect and die protecting it. Just as Zhang Xuan thin 15.9kReads8.0Score1.5kShelves

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    This one has to be it! It's hilarious, I suggest you don't read it while eating.

30. 630 诸 Myriad Worlds: Taking Charge of Reincarnation, Starting with the Primordial World 诸天：从洪荒开始执掌轮回 Happy Golden Fish快乐的黄金鱼39k WordsCompleted Myriad Worlds: Taking Charge of Reincarnation, Starting from the Primordial World 17Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 631 厨 The God of Cooking and the Demon Beasts: Oh No, We're the Ingredients! 厨神，妖兽：不好，我们成食材了 Jiu Yu九语Eastern Fantasy6.8M WordsOngoing A chef transmigrates to a fantasy world and awakens the strongest Chef God System. Whenever someone praises a dish he makes, his talent, physique, and insight improve. Well, this is an instant takeoff. What's more, his dishes have special effects: they can strengthen the body, nourish one's health, and clear away hidden injuries… The entire sect goes wild. From the Ancestor, Supreme Elders, and Sect Master to the servant disciples, everyone goes crazy for a taste. The Sect Master say 66.6kReads9.1Score4.7kShelves
32. 632 满 A Max-Level Expert Transmigrates into a Good-for-Nothing and Becomes Unstoppable Across the Globe 满级大佬穿成废柴，杀穿全球无敌手 Happy Golden Fish快乐的黄金鱼31k WordsCompleted A Max-Level Expert Transmigrates into a Good-for-Nothing and Slays His Way to Unrivaled Dominance Across the World 10Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 633 我 Me, a Straight Guy: Did the Campus Beauty Pretend to Fall from the Start? 我！直男，开局校花假装摔倒？ A Fleeting Life Like Sand浮生若沙Urban624k WordsCompleted [The top book on the 2021 summer vacation new-release chart] [Lighthearted, straight man, hilarious, live-streaming in the cultivation world, over 5 million readers and over 1 million saves] After being bound to the Steel Straight Man System, Su Han is randomly selected for a live-streaming variety show in the cultivation world. In this show, fairies from the Sacred Land of Yaochi come down to the mortal world and date talented men, including CEOs and elite soldiers. But... this is really just a 1kReads8.8Score101Shelves

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    His thought process is quite unique, and he's a master at roasting people.

34. 634 西 Journey to the West: The Demon-Wife Collector 西游：娶精人 A Bucket of Mustard一桶芥末Eastern Fantasy688k WordsOngoing [Backup Pilgrim to the West / Pilgrim No. 66 / Wild, fun ideas / Hilarious comeback] Tang Jianguo accidentally transmigrates into Journey to the West and becomes Pilgrim No. 66, a backup pilgrim. Wukong, Bajie, and all the other fateful encounters have already been snatched up by the monks ahead of him. From the start, he's dealt an impossible hand, with only a Feeding System that spends merit points to exchange for supplies. A brutal competition against his fellow pilgrims lies ahead, and an ut 16kReads8.6Score1.8kShelves

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    Eunuch: Your Majesty, the pilgrims have set off. Li Shimin: How many is this this year? Eunuch: Your Majesty, this is the 66th pilgrim. At the Empty Monkey Cave beneath the Five Elements Mountain, pilgrim number 66: Where's the monkey? Where's my monkey? Earth God: It was taken away by the pilgrims at the beginning of the year. Pilgrim number 66: What am I supposed to do then?

35. 635 穿 Transmigrate with a Rainbow Spirit Root 穿越七彩灵根 Happy Golden Fish快乐的黄金鱼60k WordsCompleted Transmigrated with Seven-Color Spirit Roots 18Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 636 琉 The Thorny Path Beneath the Glazed Pagoda 琉璃塔下的荆棘之路 Happy Golden Fish快乐的黄金鱼Marriage & Romance29k WordsCompleted The Thorny Road Beneath the Glazed Pagoda 3Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 637 绑 Bound to a System, I Become the Invincible Adviser to My County Magistrate Father 绑定系统，做县令爹的无敌女师爷 Chouchou畴畴Ancient Romance763k WordsCompleted [A novice female player who pays to transmigrate + an honest, bookish father + a talkative male lead] The heroine is one of the least capable players to transmigrate. She lands in a fictional dynasty with strict rules of etiquette, a typical feudal society that devours its people. The System forcibly comes online and tells her the game is difficult, but there’s no need to worry: someone is paying to give her an advantage. But the heroine has no grand ambitions. She just wants to help her father 46Reads8.7Score—Shelves

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    This is a lighthearted, wish-fulfillment novel where the female protagonist transmigrates to ancient times. Her brother gives her a cheat system and a dedicated male lead. She is pampered by her parents, there is no palace intrigue, and she focuses on learning how to be a clerk and assisting her father in becoming a good official. The writing style is quite humorous.

38. 638 神 Mythology Reset 神话归零 Late Night Reading by the Pillow枕书晚Urban160k WordsOngoing Cheng Ye went from being “Zero,” the world's number-one player, to a martial arts cripple anyone could bully. Everyone thinks he's become a thing of the past, and they're frantically studying the legendary dungeon guides he left behind. No one knows that he's sitting right there in the classroom, pitied by the school beauty at the desk beside him… 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    New book recommendations – there's bound to be one that touches your soul.

39. 639 灵 The Source of Spiritual Energy: The Moon Spirit Legacy 灵气之源，月灵传承 Happy Golden Fish快乐的黄金鱼50k WordsCompleted Source of Spiritual Energy: The Moon Spirit Legacy 29Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 640 寒 Lord of the Frozen Abyss 寒渊之宸 Late Night Reading by the Pillow枕书晚Historical292k WordsOngoing Xu Jing woke up one day in the body of Min Chen, a cannon fodder soldier on the border. A military arms scandal? He turned it around and cracked the case. Northern barbarians invading? He launched a surprise attack on their royal court. He won a marquisate and high office, becoming famous in the capital, never realizing he had long been a key piece on the board. At court, hidden attacks were hard to guard against; deep in the palace, his origins were a mystery. Watch him become the God of War of 1Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 641 一 After One Wild Night, the Gorgeous Older Sister Made My Life Miserable 一夜风流后，漂亮姐姐折磨我 Jiang Weng姜翁Modern Romance329k WordsCompleted After one night at a bar, he took home a drunk older woman. The next day, a new female university lecturer walked into his classroom, and to his shock, it was the same woman from the night before. Even worse, she was his older sister’s best friend. In class, she adjusted her gold-rimmed glasses and called him “Lin Bei.” In private, the five hundred yuan “overnight fee” was still in his wallet. In this forbidden game, whoever gets serious first loses. 2kReads6.6Score153Shelves

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    Great book, I love it!

42. 642 雾 When the Fog Clears Over Qingchuan Town 雾散青川镇 Happy Golden Fish快乐的黄金鱼25k WordsCompleted The Mist Clears Over Qingchuan Town 1Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 643 天 Oh My! The Goddess Secretly Had Three Adorable Daughters with Me 天！女神偷偷给我生了三个乖女儿 Cream Puff Baby泡芙宝宝Urban666k WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet Romance] [System] [Maximum Sweetness] [Devoted Dad] [One Female Lead] [Everyday Life] His girlfriend took the wrong phone, and Ji Mingxuan accidentally discovered she was cheating. He got drunk out of despair, only to wake up in the home of a beautiful teacher! But the more he looked at her, the more she resembled the gorgeous woman he'd met at a bar a year ago! Wait, where did these three adorable kids come from? Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've been bound to the Super Dad Syste 2.7kReads9.0Score267Shelves

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    I suggest avoiding reading these books in crowded places [laughing emoji]

44. 644 终 The Final Corridor Is No Longer a Cruel Trial Ground 终局回廊不再是残酷的试炼场 Happy Golden Fish快乐的黄金鱼63k WordsCompleted The Final Corridor is no longer a cruel proving ground —Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 645 我 I’m a Paragon of the Righteous Path, Yet I’m Bound to a Blackmail System 我，正道楷模！身负勒索系统 Principal Typhoon台风校长Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted Li Dao transmigrated to another world and became a famous good Samaritan. He also awakened a Super Blackmail System. Its only function was to strengthen anything he extorted! [Ding! Extortion successful. Southern Bright Li Fire has been upgraded to Southern Bright Divine Fire.] … And so, Li Dao extorted prodigies while maintaining his image as a paragon of righteousness. The Saintess came to break off their engagement? She'd better watch her step on the way back. The Holy Son came to provoke hi 7.1kReads8.8Score551Shelves
46. 646 星 A Chronicle of Mending the Rift in the Starry Sky 星穹裂缝修复记 Happy Golden Fish快乐的黄金鱼30k WordsCompleted The Starry Sky Rift Repair Record 4Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 647 冲 Pay One Yuan, Get Ten Thousand: The School Beauty in Black Stockings Is Head over Heels for Me 冲一元送一万，黑丝校花爱意狂涌 Plum Blossom Rice Wine酒酿梅花Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Tycoon]+ [Multiple Heroines]+ [Everyday Romance] Qin Feng obtained a Romance System. Not only did his funds multiply by ten thousand, but every time he won a goddess's heart, he also gained a superpower. 14.7kReads8.7Score1.5kShelves
48. 648 魂 I Transmigrated into the Prime Minister’s Mansion as a Concubine-Born Daughter 魂穿相府庶女 Happy Golden Fish快乐的黄金鱼Ancient Romance31k WordsCompleted My Soul Transmigrated into the Prime Minister's Concubine-Born Daughter 24Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 649 开 With the System from the Start, I Turn the Tables and Make My Cruel Mother-in-Law Cry 开局吞噬系统，反手虐哭恶毒婆婆 Qiao Duo Duo巧多多Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Quick transmigration + strong female lead + plot-driven + face-slapping and punishing scumbags + a shamelessly indulgent power fantasy Lin Yue is nearly killed by a System that falls from the sky. She strikes back by devouring it and stealing all its abilities. From then on, she becomes the cheat code in every mission world. ◆ Her wicked mother-in-law causes her to suffer a difficult birth? Time to transfer the pain and let her experience what it means to wish she were dead! ◆ Her ex gets a ch 3.8kReads8.6Score484Shelves

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    Family, I can't hold it in any longer! The author's imagination is off the charts! The story starts with the author swallowing a system, becoming incredibly powerful, then acquiring another system, and in the next story, they've swapped the souls of an enemy king and their family's big yellow dog, going off to conquer new territories and wage war with the dog! I haven't finished reading it yet, but after the first few stories, I feel the author can't afford to write anything too bad, so I'm definitely recommending it!

50. 650 高EN High Martial Arts: Infinite Clones, Starting by Stuffing an S-Rank Beast to Death 高武：无限分身，开局撑死S异兽 A Touch of Deep Blue一抹深蓝Urban2.5M WordsCompleted “We transmigrated to a world where martial strength reigns supreme and countless races stand side by side.” “There are also exotic beasts.” “Original body, you have to keep us alive. Our lives are in your hands.” “Ha! Just some exotic beasts. Watch me take them down with a sliding tackle!” “I’ll tackle them too!” “Huh? Looks like we stuffed it to death.” “Nice.” … “Could you all be quiet for a minute? My head’s about to explode.” Qin Ze looked at the countless versions of himself surrounding hi 51.4kReads9.1Score5.3kShelves

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    💥💥The first book features characters who are all funny and have a pleasant way of speaking [laughing and crying emoji]. The second book features Ye Tongxue. "I saved you because I am Wang Xian. I saved people because I was once the first half-step Martial God in the history of Blue Star to reach the eighth level of the Old Martial Realm!"

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