A Funny, Irreverent System Novel with a Quirky Way of Thinking 系统，搞笑的，不正经且脑回路清奇
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I Opened a University for Seniors, and All My Students Are Retired Bigwigs 开办老年大学，学生全是退休大佬
[System]+ [Everyone's favorite]+ [Building a business and infrastructure]+ [Funny everyday life]+ [A little livestreaming]+ [No romance for the heroine] Lin Qinglan wins a hundred-million-yuan lottery and gets bound to the “Senior University System.” The students here are older than the teachers, and there's no shortage of anything you'd expect. There are modeling teams, square-dancing groups, and esports classes. Intangible cultural heritage inheritors even teach classes themselves, alongside s
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- 552 Game Designer: I Make Games, Not Charity 游戏设计师：我是做游戏，不是做慈善 This is a slightly distorted parallel world. Technology has advanced so quickly that business and the arts have been unable to keep up. As a result, most industries in this world focus on technology at the expense of content. This is especially true of the gaming industry! There are no computer games or mobile games. Every game is VR! There aren’t even any free games! In this world, games are a luxury only the wealthy can afford. “A VR headset costs hundreds of thousands. Does that mean poor peo 3.3kReads8.5Score194Shelves
- 553 I Treated the System Like a Treasure, But It Tried to Outsmart Me 我把系统当成宝，竟然跟我玩心眼 I Treated the System Like a Treasure, but It Played Mind Games with Me 5Reads—Score—Shelves
- 554 My Game Really Isn’t Even a Little Bit Difficult 我的游戏真的亿点都不难 Lin Xian unexpectedly transmigrates to a parallel world. He discovers that the gaming standards here are shockingly poor. As a veteran game programmer, he absolutely cannot stand for it. “Rebuilding the glory of gaming is our generation’s duty!” Touhou Project, Eternal Tribulation, Fantasy Westward Journey, Jian Wang 3, Wilderness, CSGO, Genshin Impact, Honkai Academy! Wait! Mobile games have no market here? Lin Xian grins. “Then I’ll show you what a cross-platform, interconnected open-world gam 7kReads8.8Score420Shelves
- 555 One Hundred Percent Love, 恋爱百分百， Love at One Hundred Percent, 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 556 I Am Unaware That I Am the Peerless Martial God 玄幻：原来我是绝世武神 Yi Feng transmigrates to a world of cultivation. Unfortunately, he has no hope of becoming an immortal, so he can only remain a mortal and hopes to live a peaceful life. But he has no idea... The dog he took in became a mighty demon king after eating his food. The kitchen knife he casually forged became an unparalleled divine weapon, sparking a fierce scramble among countless powerful figures. The young disciple he took in became an Immortal King after practicing his cultivation technique, usher 25.5kReads9.0Score3.3kShelves
- 557 All My Mounts Are Empresses! Ha Ha! 我坐骑都是女皇！哈哈 All My Mounts Are Empresses! Hahaha 20Reads—Score—Shelves
- 558 Old Spicy Strips 老辣条 Old Spicy Strip 3Reads—Score—Shelves
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A Tycoon Hires Me to Marry a Yandere, and We Become the Doting Couple on a Dating Show 财阀租我娶病娇，恋综带娃成团宠
[Lighthearted Comedy + Feminine Looks + Dad Life + Cunning Little Darling + Dating Show] [Unconventional Pursuit of a Husband + No System, No Rebirth + Slight Yandere Vibes + One Heroine] After escaping from a mixed-race yandere woman for two and a half years, he raises a daughter he found and runs a small diner. Because he's so ridiculously handsome, a TV show selects him to be a female contestant. Gu Chen is furious: “Are you people okay? I'm a man, and you want me as a female contestan
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Reborn as the Demon King, I'm Bringing a Shockingly Wild Vibe to Another World 穿成魔王，给异世界来点整活震撼
After transmigrating and becoming a Demon King, Li Wei set out to conquer the world, only to discover that his path to domination had gone a little astray. Why have my slimes grown tentacles?! Why are my skeleton soldiers glowing with holy light?! Why are all my minotaur warriors hopeless romantics?! Why has everything gone so off the rails?! Still, at least I have my dear companion. Look at her: she was once the Sword Hero, but now she’s a bandit, a thief, a shut-in, and a traitor to humanity..
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Livestream: Wait, You’re Saying Your Dad’s Going Through a Rebellious Phase? 直播：不是，你说你爸叛逆期到了
[Livestream Shenanigans + Lighthearted + Campus + Absurd Daily Life] Zhou Cheng transmigrates to a parallel world and unlocks a Shenanigans Pressure System. As long as he gets under someone’s skin, he earns rewards. At that moment, the live reality show "The Xia Kingdom Family" is underway, and his family happens to be selected to appear on it. The whole show takes a completely different turn. “Mom, when you have nothing to do, why don’t you read more books?” “Dad, look at everyone else’s dad dr
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- 562 I Became a Teacher and Crushed My Entire Class's Confidence! 当个老师，把全班心态都搞崩了！ [System + Lighthearted Daily Life + Wits and Willpower + Comedy + No Female Lead + Teacher] Ye Kong, a rich second-generation heir who has activated the Teaching God System, is bored, so he takes a job as homeroom teacher for a class full of troublemakers. Try to mess with him? Then you'll suffer the consequences! Try to climb over the wall and stay out all night? He'll smear it with poop and let them fly free! Refuse to hand over your phones? He'll install a mini-program on them, giving them t 15.8kReads9.2Score1.9kShelves
- 563 I'm an Assassin, So How Did I Debut in a Boy Band? 我一杀手，怎么男团出道了 [Showbiz + Comedy + No Female Lead] Zheng Xun: A hitman who trained hard for ten years, ready to save the world, but the System sent him to the wrong channel. Unable to find work, he was discovered by a talent scout and lured into a company with the promise of room and board. Now he's been forced to become an idol. “Can’t a Boy Band Save the World?”, Zheng Xun’s quote Cheng Jie: The male lead of a domineering CEO novel. After ten years of practicing his CEO catchphrases, his career got off to a 19.6kReads9.5Score3.4kShelves
- 564 Livestream: From the Start, One Sentence Makes the School Beauty Cry 直播：开局一句话气哭校花 [Livestreaming + Comedy + No Romance + Infuriating + Shameless] After binding himself to a Hatred Farming System, Xu Muge stops acting like a decent person. At university military training, he steals the campus beauty's drink from the start, then makes her cry with a single remark. On livestream, he constantly unleashes savage, sarcastic takedowns on his viewers. He writes a novel, then leaves it on a cliffhanger at the climax for half a month, making readers so furious they want to mail him raz 9.9kReads9.2Score724Shelves
- 565 I'm a Goofball, So Being a Little Invincible Is Totally Reasonable 我一个沙雕无敌亿点很合理吧 Top rich kid Lin Bei becomes intellectually disabled after a car accident, commonly known as an idiot. At the same time, the world undergoes a global upheaval: demons and monsters return, and danger keeps closing in. Lin Bei: You don’t actually think I’m a moron, do you? [Ding! System warning: Host, please don’t use your mental impairment as an excuse to do whatever you want…] 28.3kReads9.3Score3.8kShelves
- 566 Dating Show: Ladies, Please Have Some Self-Respect. I'm Just Here for Fun 恋综：姑娘请自重，我就一乐子人 [Showbiz + Meme Humor + Lighthearted + Livestreaming + Wacky Antics + Variety Show + System] Also known as “Sigma Men Don’t Date” and “Even Dogs Won’t Date, Unless Food and Lodging Are Included!” Su Xun awakens an Emotion System and joins a dating show. As long as he can provoke a strong emotional reaction in someone, he’ll earn a reward. And who could stir people up more than a guy who just wants to have fun? Reba: What’s your declaration of love? Su Xun: The wise don’t fall in love; suckers ma 7.2kReads8.7Score406Shelves
- 567 Rule Horror: They Say I Have Multiple Personalities 规则怪谈：他们说我有多重人格 [Comedy, lighthearted, invincible, bizarre, ever-changing personality] This is the second year of the showdown between humanity and bizarre creatures, and the situation is growing increasingly tense... Bi Yi transmigrates into the body of a man who had jumped to his death. The moment he opens his eyes, he is chosen as a contestant. But his head was damaged in the fall, so he is always getting into trouble. Every day, he loses his memory, goes crazy, then turns around and becomes incredibly obedi 29.5kReads9.2Score3.1kShelves
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I Created the World 我创造了世界
Chen Luo found a Primordial Brush that let him create worlds at will. Whatever he wrote with it would become real in another world. He wrote down light, and the world gained a sun. He wrote down life, and the world gained countless species. More amazingly, he could bring players into this world and have them help evolve its species, advancing the world itself. So Chen Luo turned it into a hit online game that took the world by storm! “Second Life, a casual life-simulation game. Ten years in the
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From the Start: The Beautiful CEO Hires a Bodyguard 开局：美女总裁招保镖
New novel: Urban power fantasy + soldier king + miracle doctor + ancient martial arts + martial sage master + miracle doctor master After the soldier king returns to the city, he discovers that the woman his two masters arranged for him to marry is the very person his former commander ordered him to protect. His urban life remains tense...
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System: This Is Unfair! I'm Really Not a Genius 系统：冤枉啊，我真不是天才
[Comedy + no holier-than-thou heroine + snark + smart characters + no female lead + System] “Cultivation? I, Yun Tianyu, would never cultivate in this life!” [Ding! System reward: Innate Master of Slacking Physique] “What!? I can gain cultivation automatically without training?” “If I train on purpose, my cultivation won’t increase. It’ll actually go down!” “Ah??? System, if that’s how it works, then I, Yun Tianyu, am now the person who loves cultivation most in the world!” “It’s just a pity tha
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My Junior Sister Is Delicate and Frail, How Could She Be the Great Demon Lord? 我家师妹身娇体弱，怎会是大魔头
# Original Title: My Junior Sister Is Delicate and Frail, How Could She Be the Great Demon Lord? # Romance Title: The Tsundere Demon God's Training Manual # Also Known As: Is Our Sect Full of Evil Cultivators? Then I Won't Pretend Either Feng Ci transmigrated into a cultivation novel as the good-for-nothing daughter of a sect leader. After her parents, the sect leader and his wife, both died, her fiancé and the sect elders tried to seize her life-extending treasure, the Biluozhu, for a genius wi
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- 572 The Wicked Junior Sister Won't Reform, So She Wreaks Havoc on Everyone in the Sect 恶毒师妹不洗白在宗门创死所有人 [Publication deal signed] Jiang Que transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the vicious female supporting character, doomed to a tragic fate and destined to be nothing but a foil for the heroine. The heroine is aloof and otherworldly, while Jiang Que is just a woman; the heroine is blessed with extraordinary talent, while Jiang Que has only her life to lose; the heroine has suitors everywhere, while Jiang Que has never even held a man's hand. Even worse, the day she transmigrates into the bo 69.8kReads9.4Score9.5kShelves
- 573 Cultivating Immortality by Raising a Horde of Monsters: What Are You All Panicking About? 修仙，我就养群妖怪，你们慌什么 [Transmigration! Reborn! Lighthearted + lively + satisfying + funny + leveling up and fighting monsters!] Lin Chuyi failed her tribulation and was reborn in a tiny mountain village where they ate just two meals a day. With her soul damaged, she spent years in a daze. Then she suddenly rose to prominence, leaving everyone dumbfounded! She raises spirit beasts, takes in monsters, and leads her family in leveling up as they fight monsters! When her adoptive father returned from the army, he stared 50.7kReads9.5Score7.2kShelves
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I Donated Spirit Stones Worth a Hundred Million Times Their Value to the Sect, Terrifying the Empress and My Master 上交亿倍灵石入宗，吓坏女帝师尊
Ye Feng transmigrates to the Xuantian Continent, activates the Invincible Spendthrift System, and embarks on an unstoppable path of lavish spending. The head of the Xinghun Sect, Luo Qianxue: “I’m a holy maiden from the Upper Realm. After being ambushed, I was reborn in the lower realm, on the Xuantian Continent. All I want is to cultivate in peace, overcome my tribulation, and return to the Upper Realm as soon as possible. Ye Feng, can you stop squandering our resources? I don’t even want to de
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- 575 I Cut My Way from Blue Star Through the Ten Thousand Races, and You Want Me to Be a Strategist 我从蓝星砍到万族，你劝我当军师 In a world where everyone awakens supernatural abilities, alien beasts run rampant and civilization teeters on the brink of collapse. Su Yu transmigrates into this world and, from the start, awakens the Myriad Things Encyclopedia System, becoming a tactician. All he has to do is take a photo to grow stronger! [Photographing the campus belle: SSS-rank talent, Ice Age copied successfully!] [Photographing a master: max-level skill, Phantom Steps copied successfully!] [Photographing an alien beast: 45.5kReads9.1Score4.9kShelves
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God-Tier Choices: From the Start, I Contracted the Raiden Shogun 神级选择：开局契约雷电将军
Urban fantasy + beast taming + original setting + academy + stress relief + no brainless plot + one heroine. Ye Ye, who spent all his time grinding maps at home, unexpectedly transmigrated to a parallel world full of beast tamers. A year later, just as Ye Ye seemed destined to fail the Awakening Ceremony, he unexpectedly awakened a System. What’s more, his very first contracted spirit turned out to be the legendary Electro Archon, Baal Zebul. As long as
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Servant Disciple: My Hilarious Missions Are Ridiculously Overpowered 杂役弟子：我的爆笑任务太逆天
Gu Dabai, a veteran esports power-leveling player, is transported into the body of the lowest-ranking servant in a sect in Great Zhou, bringing along an all-purpose System. While others cultivate immortality through meditation and hard work, he accepts outrageous missions and recklessly courts disaster: [Mission One: Set off a thousand firecrackers where the sect leader is in seclusion, and blast him out!] [Mission Two: Sell watermelons and hand out flowers by the pool while the saintess is bath
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My System Is Way Too Good at Stirring Up Trouble 我的系统太会搞事了
After Lu Shiyi cursed out his boss, he got a lottery System. It offers all kinds of items, as well as limited-time trial passes for other systems. A lighthearted, humorous slice-of-life story with a slow-burn plot. No mindless antics or forced showing off.
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Life as an Extra in a Cultivation World 在修仙世界做路人日子
Li Xiaoniu is an ordinary passerby, as ordinary as they come. So why do I have a spiritual root? Why was I assigned to live with the male lead? Why do I have to take the blame for him? And why do I have to deliver a letter from the female lead to him? Please stop treating me like a useful tool. Even passersby have their dignity… Years later, looking at the male and female leads living in blissful wedded harmony, and the pile of gorgeous supporting heroines tossed my way, I suddenly think this is
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The Divine Beggar Comes Down the Mountain 神丐下山
[Overpowered Urban Fantasy] [Immortality and Godhood] [Multiple Heroines] At the age of three, he was driven out of his home by his second uncle. Then he met a mysterious old beggar, who taught him the supreme cultivation technique, the Heavenly Evolution Art. From then on, he grew at an astonishing pace. He travels across Earth, the Spirit Realm, the Immortal Realm, and the God Realm, breaking through layer after layer of the heavens. He reaches the pinnacle of the Immortal Realm, then ascends
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- 581 War God: Wolf Soul 战神狼魂 A new book is out. Please check it out: When Ye Yunfan was five, he was kidnapped by human traffickers. Luckily, his master rescued him, kept him by his side, and taught him medicine and martial arts. Ten years later, he enlisted in the army. At eighteen, he was sent to the northern frontier, where he fought his way through one challenge after another. A few years later, he led a special unit renowned around the world, the Wolf Soul. He earned the title of Wolf Emperor, with four Wolf Kings unde 1.9kReads7.3Score182Shelves
- 582 The Tyrant Blade 霸道狂刀 In the world of ancient martial arts, the strong rule supreme. There are martial arts tournaments and duels atop Mount Hua. Only five years old, Shen Jinghong hides in a secret compartment in the ancestral hall. Through a narrow crack, he watches as his family is slaughtered! His father, Shen Canghai, is struck down, his Cloudbreaker Saber shattered and his chest pierced through. His mother's body crumples to the ground, and blood splashes across a pillar in the ancestral hall... From that mome 167Reads—Score—Shelves
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Your Illness Needs a Good Beating from Martial Arts 你的病，需要被武功打一顿
[Hilarious Urban Comedy + Wild Ideas About Traditional Chinese Medicine + Relaxed Daily Life + Expert-Level Wish Fulfillment + One Heroine] Qingyun has run the family medical clinic for three years and learned just one thing: how to eat dirt with style. He’s been searching for someone “destined” to come along, until he discovers that whenever he touches a patient, he can “steal” their martial arts skills. Got a Tai Chi master’s chills? Treat them with Tai Chi. Got a rash from Iron Shirt training
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A Great Brawl of Technicians: A Tidal Wave of Skills Sweeps the Heavens 技师大混战，技能狂潮席卷诸天
[Infinite Flow] + [Ridiculous Skills] + [Lighthearted Comedy] The Gods’ Game suddenly descends, forcing all living beings to take part in round after round of games. This game sweeping across the heavens is a grand feast laid out by the supreme rulers. The male lead, Wei Ji, awakens the core skill [Man Among Men, Lu Bu] and the divine skill [Fated to Be Alone]. He becomes a celibate Lu Bu, invincible and peerless beneath the heavens. (There are frequent scenes of betraying his sworn fathers.) We
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I Just Became a System, and I've Driven Emperor Taizong of Tang Insane 刚成系统，我把唐太宗逼疯了
Overworked corporate drone Chen An drops dead and is reborn as a System, binding himself to Li Shimin. Beginner mission: kill your brothers at Xuanwu Gate. Advanced mission: meet the imperial examination KPIs. Ultimate goal: become a wage slave across all worlds. Watch a scheming System teach others how to behave, while the emperor of the ages learns to be humble. Your Majesty, have you completed today’s mission?
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- 586 I Transmigrated into Tianpeng and Spent My Wife's Dowry First 穿越天蓬，夫人嫁妆我先用了 The moment Wang Hai opens his eyes, he finds himself as Marshal Tianpeng, newly reborn into a pig's body. In the cave, a rabbit demon holds out the wedding wine and smiles as she calls him her husband. She'll die in a year, leaving all her property to him. Looking at her dowry, Wang Hai decides to use it to build roads first. In the world of Journey to the West, he's going to establish the first logistics empire. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 587 Crowned in Yellow Robes: From the Start, I Delivered Takeout to Cao Cao 黄袍加身，开局给曹操送外卖 Chen Ping'an transmigrates into a parallel world and binds to the Myriad Worlds Food Delivery System. Other people bind to Systems to cultivate immortality, fight monsters, and level up. He just has to deliver on time. Good reviews earn rewards; after three bad reviews, he's erased on the spot. His very first order is headache powder for Cao Cao. In the Prime Minister's residence, Cao Cao is writhing in pain on his bed when Chen sets the medicine on the table. “Your delivery is here.” With a k —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 588 Love Me While I'm Still Alive 请在我活着时爱我 Love me while I'm still alive —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 589 After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Refused to Marry the Male Lead 穿书后我拒嫁男主 After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Refused to Marry the Male Lead —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 590 After Four Years of Waiting, the Crown Prince Made Me Empress 苦等四年，太子封我为后 After Waiting Four Years, the Crown Prince Made Me His Empress —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 591 Once I Came to My Senses, I Stopped Longing for the Past 清醒后不恋旧人 Once I Came to My Senses, I Stopped Pining for the Past —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 592 My Parents Gave All the Family Property to My Younger Brother, Then Asked Me to Support Them 家产尽弟，父母求我养老 My Parents Gave Everything to My Younger Brother, Then Begged Me to Support Them in Their Old Age —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 593 A Mutual Hunt, Both Driven by Deep Love 双向狩猎，皆是深情 A Hunt on Both Sides, Each Driven by Deep Affection —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 594 You Cast Me Aside, Now I’m Beyond Your Reach 弃我如敝，他日高不可攀 You Cast Me Aside Like Trash. One Day, You'll Be Unable to Reach Me —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 595 The Nonexistent Publishing House 不存在的出版社 The Nonexistent Publishing House —Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Old Six System Is Forcing Me to Stop Acting Like a Human 老六系统逼我不当人
What's it like to have a troll System and start out in a cultivation world full of traitors, armed with a bunch of useless skills? Skill list: Heavenly Sacrifice: Before using it, you are guaranteed to stab one of your teammates. Its power depends on the strength of the person you stab. The King's Speech: Forces everyone within your line of sight to listen to your speech until it ends. Reward weapon: A weapon with invincibility effects, overwhelming power, and smoke but no damage. Looking at
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- 597 Overhearing His Thoughts: The Icy CEO's Mind Is Full of Pink Comments 偷听心声:高冷总裁内心全是粉红弹幕 Eavesdropping on inner thoughts: The aloof CEO’s mind is full of pink on-screen comments —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Terror Descends: This Big Brother Is a Little Too Powerful! 惊悚降临：这个大哥有亿点猛！
Chen Xuanbei, nicknamed Dizang, accidentally transmigrates to a parallel universe where the supernatural has descended. With the Ten Yama Kings tattooed across his body and a massive reaper’s scythe slung over his shoulder, Chen Xuanbei declares, “Sorry, everyone. I’m claiming this territory!” The Slit-Mouthed Woman: “Hello, police? Someone sewed my mouth shut! Yes, they threw away my scissors too!” Sadako: “Hello, city management? Someone blocked up my well with concrete. I can’t get home!” Han
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- 599 Hong Kong, 1993: My Era as a Director 香江1993：我的导演时代 In his previous life, he was the godfather of Hong Kong cinema. His films grossed over ten billion at the box office, and he won every major award around the world. Yet at sixty-three, he died alone in Hong Kong Sanatorium and Hospital. His woman had left, his brothers had gone their separate ways, and he hadn't even spent all his money. When he opened his eyes again, it was 1993. At twenty, fresh out of the Chinese University of Hong Kong, he had nothing but a diploma and a pack of Double Hap 430Reads—Score—Shelves
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Slay the Gods: Agent of the Bright Realm, Starting with the Emperor Armor 斩神：明界代理人，开局帝皇铠甲
[Slay the Gods + Emperor Armor + Shura Armor + Yatales Armor...] After transmigrating into the world of Slay the Gods, Su Chen possesses the Five Elements bloodline and becomes the wielder of the Emperor Armor. As long as he seals a mysterious creature and refines its energy, he can keep growing stronger. No matter what realm a mysterious creature has reached, even if it's a god, if the Forbidden Ruins can't hold it down, the Demon-Sealing Sticker will keep it fed and housed. And if the Star Bla
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