I Posted Douyin in the Immortal Realm, and Even the Protagonist Had to Quit the Internet

Name: I Posted Douyin in the Immortal Realm, and Even the Protagonist Had to Quit the Internet
Author: Xu Ziqing

发布仙界抖音，主角来了也得戒网

by Xu Ziqing (许子卿)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 134k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

I, Qin Huachen, transmigrated into a fantasy world with only three things on my agenda: face-slapping, face-slapping, and more damn face-slapping!

You ask whose faces I'm slapping?

Why, all those main characters, of course!

You say you're the Dragon King? Smack! You idiot, what kind of Dragon King are you?

You say you're an Asura? Smack! So you're the Asura, huh?

You say you're a God of Slaughter? Smack! Someone call the police, there's a murderer here!

What? You say you're the reincarnation of the Sea God, with innate spiritual power at the max level? Smack! I'll slap that smug look right off your face!

I, Chu Xuan'er, was reborn today with only three things on my agenda: backing down, backing down, and more damn backing down.

You ask why I'm backing down?

Because I've been exceptionally talented since childhood, so I looked down on everyone and foolishly picked fights with one “Chosen One” after another: Dragon Kings, Asuras, Gods of Slaughter, Sea Gods...

These “Chosen Ones” are like cockroaches that just won't die. Whenever I try to finish them off, some inexplicable person shows up to save them.

In the end, they all charge at me together, shouting about bonds and friendship and whatever, and kill me.

I closed my eyes, opened them again, and somehow I'd been reborn. In this life, I'll keep my head down and be a good girl!

Except...

Smack!

“You idiot, what kind of Dragon King are you?”

When I saw my lackey using my name to give the Dragon King, who had still been holding back in my previous life, a vicious slap, then turn around and claim credit with me, I knew...

I'm screwed!

(Face-slapping power fantasy + urban-style high martial arts + fast pacing [if you're not satisfied within fifty chapters, blame the author] + one true-love heroine + dual-perspective contrast narrative)

Stats

51Chapters

1Reads · 30 days

52.7kReads · all time

6.7Score

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