Looking for Novels So Funny They'll Make You Puke and Cry #求搞笑到吐血，流泪的小说，

1. 51 模EN After a Thousand Simulations, I Have a Speedrun Strategy for Escape Games 模拟一千次，我有逃生游戏速通法 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Print edition on sale February 21 at 7 p.m. Please show it lots of support!] [Infinite-flow + fast-paced + funny + invincible protagonist + no female lead + no angst for the protagonist] [Across the four streets, east, south, west, and north, ask around and find out who’s the boss] [Don’t compare yourself to others. Just look at you: who do you think you are?] The White Tower descends, and the entire world enters death-instance mode. Zheng Xun, bound to an infinite simulation System and forced 214.6kReads9.6Score36kShelves
2. 52 都 Nobody Spoils Their Daughter? I'll Spoil Her! 都不宠女儿是吧？我宠！ The Bun That Became a Spirit成精的包子Urban1.9M WordsCompleted Lin Hao, a wage slave, transmigrates into a novel he once read and suddenly becomes the son of the Lin family, one of Jiangcheng’s wealthiest households. But he isn’t their biological son. The hospital mixed up the babies by mistake years ago. The Lin family favors boys and treats the daughter who reunited with them harshly, eventually driving her to become a villain. The daughter then joins forces with the protagonist, bringing the Lin family to ruin. To maintain his luxurious life as a rich se 12.7kReads8.9Score1.2kShelves

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   The first book was very powerful, but it's been banned several times.

3. 53 我 I'm an Evil Cultivator and Demon Lord. You Want Me to Enter a Horror Game? 我邪道魔头，你让我进诡异游戏？ Mr. Yan, Who Loves Sunflower Chicken爱吃葵花鸡的颜先生Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [This novel has been adapted into a comic series. Go check it out: its title is The Final Evil Cultivator: I Cultivate Immortality in a Haunted Game.] [Comedy + suggestive and cheeky writing + fun-loving protagonist + standout female supporting character] What’s it like to be an evil cultivator in a technologically advanced world where spiritual energy has run dry? Lin Ming can only say: It’s rough! Damn rough! Luckily, the haunted game arrived. It’s full of countless horrors. They are Lin Ming’ 52.9kReads8.4Score5.4kShelves
4. 54 被 Adopted by a Stunning CEO, I Begin a Perfect Life 被绝美总裁领养后，开启完美人生 Xie Si斜四Urban1.1M WordsCompleted (Slice of Life) Gu Yuan was reborn as an eight-year-old boy. Having grown up in an orphanage, he was more mature than other kids his age and looked like a little old man. One day, a beautiful CEO came to the orphanage, ready to sign the paperwork to foster him. He was going to refuse, but then she pulled out her secret weapon! 9.2kReads8.6Score630Shelves
5. 55 共 Shared System: From the Start, I Make the Ice-Cold Campus Beauty Die of Embarrassment 共享系统：开局让高冷校花社死 Then I'll Go那我走Urban385k WordsOngoing [Everyone's in it for the laughs] [Even a brain fart counts as a joke] [So absurd it's sweet] [Surreal everyday life] Good news: The school beauty and I share a System. Bad news: It's a System for hurting each other. Good news: The school beauty thinks about me every day. Bad news: She's thinking about how to kill me. Through a series of surreal tasks, the two acquire all sorts of bizarre items and skills. From then on, absurdity is the wind at their backs, always by their side. The aloof school 4Reads8.2Score—Shelves
6. 56 老 A Cunning Cultivator: I Never Meant to Outdo the Whole Sect 老六修仙：我真没想卷死全宗门啊 Welcoming the Dawn携曙Eastern Fantasy315k WordsOngoing "Run! Senior Brother is at it again!" Su Shenxing feels terribly misunderstood. All he did was stack his defensive techniques to the ninety-ninth layer and go out to buy groceries. His only wish is to live quietly and make it to a peaceful death in old age, but then he awakens the "Heaven-Measuring Black Gold Scale." As long as he collects other people's "resentment points," he can strengthen magical treasures and pills without limit. And so, the cultivation world takes a sudden turn. Facing his 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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   A lifesaver for working people after get off work! "Old Six's Immortal Cultivation: I Really Didn't Want to Kill the Entire Sect!" Two chapters a laugh-out-loud moment; the protagonist's cultivation level increases even while squatting in a corner feeding rats. The grievances of work are instantly wiped away with laughter. No angst or drama throughout, the stress-relieving effect is comparable to a massage. My bookshelf is already set!

7. 57 禁 A Short-Lived Forbidden Spell Caster? I Have an Undying Body 禁咒师短命？我拥有不死之身 Eat the Little Almond吃掉小杏仁Urban3.9M WordsOngoing Ye Lin transmigrates to a world overrun by demons and monsters, where he gains an immortal body. Because changing jobs in this world costs a fortune, he exploits a bug and sells his own organs to scrape together enough money to take part in the job-change ceremony. On the day of the ceremony, he becomes an SSS-rank Forbidden Spellcaster, but everyone around him mocks him. That's because SSS-rank Forbidden Spellcasters have to sacrifice their lifespan or their flesh to cast spells, so they're usu 197kReads8.8Score7.4kShelves
8. 58 我 I'm a Succubus, and You Want Me on a Dating Show? 我一魅魔，你让我参加恋综？ True Lord of Two Meals a Day一天两顿真君Urban2.2M WordsOngoing [Lighthearted Daily Life + Dating Show + Comedy and Absurdity + Livestreaming + Entertainment] Su Yuan awakens his memories and discovers that he's become an individual trainee who's been practicing for two and a half years. That morning, the fat director demands that he keep her company… Then that afternoon, Su Yuan is blacklisted and saddled with a 500,000 yuan breach-of-contract penalty. Feeling down, he goes to a bar to drown his sorrows. But who should strike up a conversation with h 27.7kReads8.5Score2.7kShelves
9. 59 盘 Exposing the Corpse-Dumping King! Father of Ultra Turns It All Into a Virtue 盘点抛尸王！奥特之父硬洗成美德 The Cat from the Lu Family陆一家的猫Anime Fanfiction961k WordsOngoing [Comedy, Not Canon] Suddenly, a massive sky screen appeared throughout the Ultraman universe. It began showing a ranking video: "The Ten Most Devious Ultramen"! Then. Number Ten: Max! Modesty: I'm just a civil servant. Surely it's reasonable for me to be just a little bigger, have just a few more clones, and wield a just slightly longer light sword, right? Number Eight: Ace! Mercy: Super Beasts can't feel pain! As a member of the Ultra Brothers, there's nothing wrong with approving my own Ul 3.1kReads8.6Score233Shelves
10. 60 小 Chen Buqi, the Little Taoist 小道士陈不欺 Big Sister Li李家大姐Mystery4.5M WordsOngoing Hello, everyone. My name is Chen Buqi. My professions include Taoist priest, locksmith, cook, phone repairman, driver, and tomb-raiding consultant…. I have too many to list them all. I was raised by my master and martial uncle! They were both incredible! I only learned that after coming back from my first year out in the world. Because I liked to play around, I also squandered a lot of techniques that people would have envied! Fortunately, I devoted myself to physiognomy and mastered two special 151kReads9.1Score13.3kShelves
11. 61 我 I Was Just Driving, So Why Are the Viewers Laughing Their Heads Off? 我就开个车，观众们笑抽了？ Golden Hippo金色河马Urban1.8M WordsCompleted Zhang Yang wakes up to discover he’s participating in a reality show called All-Round Superstar, and his first job is as a rideshare driver. Female passenger: “Driver, how far can your car go on one liter of gas?” Zhang Yang: “When I get mad, I don’t go anywhere.” Female passenger: “My first-kiss boyfriend is still looking for me. Do you think I’m just too charming?” Zhang Yang: “Your first kiss? He’s still looking for you? Did you swallow his dentures?” Female passenger: “Driver, whenever I bre 46.3kReads9.2Score4.5kShelves

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    Whether it's funny or not, it's pretty raunchy.

12. 62 长 Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance677k WordsCompleted Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he 105.9kReads9.7Score12.3kShelves

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    🍁🍁🍁Super hilarious, I laughed until I cried! 😂 ① [🐒Crazy Female Celebrity vs. CEO with a Unique Brain Circuit] Because she was betrayed by a scumbag, she was stabbed into the hospital by an extreme CP fan right after transmigrating into the book. Xie Mi went crazy on the spot, spouting wild words in the live broadcast room. "Come on! Stab me! All of you come and stab me! I'll fucking detonate the earth--" ② [Rebellious CEO x Rebellious Top Star🙉] Faced with the negative comments from the entire internet, she said: "It's okay if you don't like me, even dung beetles don't like gold ingots." In the dating reality show, when faced with public questioning, she said confidently: "Reputation has its good and bad sides. The past is the past, now I'm a pervert!" When asked for her online name, she hesitated and said: "My name is, 'A spear with dung will kill whoever it stabs.'"

13. 63 爆 Hilarious Cultivation: Kicked Down the Mountain 爆笑修仙：被踢下山 Jianghu Brother Ge, Trying Not to Laugh憋笑江湖军哥Urban1.1M WordsCompleted You bastard, now you remember the spatial ring?! A bunch of bald monks from the Buddhist sect get together to meditate and chant sutras. What the hell does that have to do with you? You just had to make them skip straight to becoming Buddhas, you bastard, by tossing two hornet nests into the crowd! Getting beaten up for it would have been bad enough, but you just had to sneak into their merit pool, and wreak havoc on the Sacred Merit Lotus they’d cultivated for ten thousand years, eating all the 55.9kReads8.7Score4.9kShelves
14. 64 癫EN Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 335kReads9.8Score46.9kShelves

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    A novel that will make you laugh until you cry! ① The female lead is rebellious and insists on appearing on the variety show where the male and female leads are. Her manager says she needs to be famous first, so she goes on Weibo and posts: [Jiang Qiyu V]: I'm back! This time, I'll hear all the rumors about me!! Sister Chen: "Don't call me sister, you're my sister! I told you to build up your popularity, and you're going crazy online?!" The female lead: "Just tell me if I have popularity or not." You really know what popularity is, hahaha, I'm dying of laughter!

15. 65 我 I'm Crazy, Don't Mess with Me. I Love Putting on an Act, Remember That 我神经，别惹我，就爱死装你记住 Chen Jiujiu沉酒九Modern Romance890k WordsCompleted [One-on-one + Happy Ending + Goofy + Completely Unhinged + Bonkers + Insane + Meme-filled] [Unhinged celebrity x domineering CEO who's not cold and aloof] Si Qian transmigrated into a book, becoming an unknown supporting actress in an old-fashioned novel. The System ordered her to redeem the second male lead, or it would wipe out all her assets. Si Qian looked at her remaining balance of two yuan and fifty cents, then gave the System a huge slap. Quit yelling! You're scaring away all my money! A 12.9kReads9.2Score1.7kShelves
16. 66 穿 Reborn as an Exploited Workhorse, I Bleed the Heartless Capitalists Dry 穿成倒贴牛马，我薅疯黑心资本家 Leisurely Fish Tonic Soup闲鱼大补汤Modern Romance73k WordsCompleted Zhou Xiaomeng stared at the voice message. Her last memory was of another screen: the case-management system at the arbitration court, packed with overtime records. She rubbed her eyes, and then everything went black. When she opened them again, she was here. It took her three minutes to confirm three things. First, this wasn't her body. The person in the mirror was thinner, with dark circles so heavy they looked like she'd been beaten up, and a mole on her cheekbone that she hadn't had in her p 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The artist is so engrossed in his art that he cannot extricate himself.

17. 67 戒 Demon Wardens: I Was Told to Solve Cases, but I’ve Been Slacking for a Thousand Years 戒妖：让我查案，我摸鱼千年 Clockwork Monster发条怪Eastern Fantasy188k WordsCompleted [Comedy Fantasy | Supernatural Mysteries | A Thousand-Year Bond Between Humans and Demons] After surviving for a thousand years, Geng Chen wants nothing more than to retire with his great-demon wife, keep his head down, clock in each day, and lie flat for the rest of his life. But life is unpredictable. A thousand-year-old cold case turns his laid-back existence into an extraordinary adventure. Bizarre, bloody crimes keep happening. Demons are at work, and the human heart is hard to fathom. On 150Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Hilarious and irresistible, this story will tickle your funny bone every time. It's not mindless or silly; the plot is fast-paced, the characters are well-developed, and if you read it to your roommates, they'll be laughing so hard they'll be pounding their beds.

18. 68 恋 Dating Show: Why Are You Picking on Him? He’s Deficient in Virtue 恋综：你惹他干嘛？他五行缺德啊 Shui Yexiang水耶香Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + hilarious + showbiz + variety shows + meme jokes + dating show + straight-talking guy] Chen Yang transmigrated. He landed in the body of a man on the day he was about to be coerced into sleeping with someone for a career opportunity. He thought he was finally about to reach the pinnacle of life, but after seeing the wealthy woman’s face, the teachings of Mencius he’d learned ten years earlier struck him right between the eyes. Wealth cannot corrupt him, poverty cannot make him abandon h 124.9kReads9.0Score14.2kShelves

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    Well, they're all pretty abstract, with a few plot points found amidst a lot of memes.

19. 69 松 Cooking Snow Beneath the Pines, Listening to the Years Flow By 松间煮雪听流年 Highway Cat公路猫Fantastical Romance302k WordsCompleted (Invincible protagonist, satisfying contrast, everyone gets a happy ending, absolutely no angst) Deep in Mount Taixu stands a nameless little temple. The old Taoist who lives there does little each day beyond sweeping snow, brewing tea, and listening to the wind. Then one day, a badly wounded nine-tailed fox tumbles through the temple gate. The old Taoist sighs, pulls a sword sealed away for a thousand years from his sleeve, then turns around, chops some firewood, and brews the fox a cup of tea. 148Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The story begins with picking up a nine-tailed fox, and the demon king refuses to leave. A lighthearted, comedic, slice-of-life, slow-paced cultivation adventure. [Laughing]

20. 70 只 I Just Want to Redeem Myself, but I Keep Gaining More Lackeys 只想洗白，奈何小弟越洗越多 Year After Year, Thoughts Upon Thoughts岁岁念念吖Urban1.9M WordsCompleted The short dramas [Boss, Your Brothers Are All Outside] and [Righteous to the End: Hongxing] are now available to watch. [Reborn + Underworld Boss + Ensemble Cast + Making Money Legally + Passion and Loyalty + Comedy] In his previous life, underworld boss Xiang Yue was sentenced to ten years in prison. His men were either arrested or killed. In this life, Xiang Yue leads his men down the straight and narrow, rising to the top. “Xiang Yue's here! Run!” “Stop crying, or I'll have Xiang Yue come tak 19.4kReads8.6Score1.3kShelves

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    It's kind of funny, don't take it too seriously. There's some kind of firework going on at the Xiangjiang River later.

21. 71 碧 Grand Blue: One Wild Youthful Adventure 碧蓝之海：青春一记荒唐 The Last Cherry Blossoms Fall, the Fox Leaves No Trace残樱落尽狐无迹Anime Fanfiction1.4M WordsOngoing A new author’s first work. I’m still working on my writing, so please bear with me. Qiansha is the sole female lead. This is a pure Azur Lane setting, so please don’t read if that’s not your thing. What happens when a cool, reserved girl meets an eccentric fool who has eyes only for her? Will the iceberg melt? When the lively friendship of the diving club meets the pressure of everyday studying, his hidden eccentric side will finally come out. “Qiansha, do you like the ocean? Then let’s make a p 2.2kReads7.3Score109Shelves

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    Azure Sea, I laughed until my stomach hurt and my legs cramped.

22. 72 宗EN The Sect Is Recruiting Disciples, and from the Start I Can See Their Attribute Panels 宗门收徒，开局看见属性面板 Golden Beast of Changtu Mountain长涂山的黄金兽Eastern Fantasy1.9M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted Comedy + Everyday Life + Taking Disciples + Sect Building + System + Heartwarming + Slow Pace + The Protagonist Has Both Legs and Joins in the Fun.] After transmigrating into a cultivation world, Chu Xingchen awakened a disciple-recruitment System and gained the ability to see his disciples' traits! Starting from scratch, he would build the strongest sect. First Disciple: Li Yingling [Gold Trait: Cultivation Prodigy][Purple Trait: Extraordinary Luck][Blue Trait: Beautiful] Second D 99.2kReads9.0Score10.5kShelves

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    📖📖📖 For fantasy/satisfying stories, check out chapters 1 and 2. The main characters are all humorous and funny. 🍵🍵🍵 For casual simulation stories, read chapter 1. If you like stories with a female lead and a satisfying romance, just jump to chapter 2! The male and female leads go from mortal enemies to lovers; watch the female lead's emotional changes—guaranteed to be satisfying. For suspense/satisfying stories, just go for chapter 3! It was my gateway into suspense novels; it's truly, truly, truly good. The male lead is mentally unstable yet sunny and a savior, with a nonsensical comedic style that makes you want to read it again and again. Chapter 4 is, in my opinion, the best of the best in terms of sweetness and angst—both satisfying and heart-wrenching. I just released a new chapter at midnight, and the novel has over 10,000 words of requests for updates. The main character is good-looking, intelligent, and has a ton of unwanted romantic advances. After reading chapter 4, you'll be a shareholder! I declare here that our human-machine stock is invincible! 5 Needs no introduction; it's the pinnacle of urban romance novels, completely free of angst, so you can read with peace of mind. The school beauty is aloof and cold, but she's incredibly gentle only towards you—who wouldn't love that? Most importantly, it's the author's autobiography; what if you wanted to replace the author...?

23. 73 八 All Eight Empresses Betrayed Me: Reborn to Die of Regret 八女帝全背叛，重生悔到肠断 Li3 Feng李3疯Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted [Reborn]+ [Wife-Chasing Crematorium]+ [Deep Regret]+ [Ridiculously Satisfying]+ [Absolutely No Reconciliation]+ [Commentary That’ll Make You Die Laughing]+ [Comedy] In his previous life, everyone envied Lu Ye, the Nine-Lives Heavenly Venerable. Not only did he have nine lives, he also had eight stunningly beautiful confidantes. Who could have imagined that when Lu Ye attempted to become a Heavenly Dao Saint, all eight of his confidantes would join forces to strike him down? Nine Heavens Sword 21.8kReads8.9Score2kShelves

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    To be honest, I didn't find their recommendations very funny; I'm the one who recommends these books.

24. 74 只EN As Long as I Outlive You All, I Can Be Invincible 只要把你们都熬死，我就能无敌 Sour Candy酸宝Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted Cultivation is a path toward immortality, but one’s lifespan eventually runs out. That is why cultivators must keep advancing, becoming saints and emperors to extend their lives. Chen Xia, however, was the complete opposite. Ever since he transmigrated, he had been immortal, and he had also gained a stat-allocation System. For every year he lived, he earned one attribute point. And so, a legend arose throughout the Myriad Worlds about an ultimate schemer. “A gentleman’s revenge is never too late 69.3kReads9.3Score6.6kShelves
25. 75 玄 Xuanhuan: Nine Ill-Fated Lifetimes with the Female Emperor 玄幻：我和女帝的九世孽缘 Wang Xiaofeng王小疯Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted Wang Feng transmigrated into a cultivation world and awakened a System. He thought he’d become an immortal and reach the pinnacle of the cultivation world. But then an extraordinarily beautiful woman appeared out of nowhere, killing him until only one of the System’s nine lives remained. It was as if the two of them were destined to be together. No matter where they went, they kept running into each other. And in his ninth rebirth, Wang Feng ran into her yet again! The good news: after that grea 62.3kReads9.4Score6.9kShelves
26. 76 三 The Cat-Paw Martial Heroine: Fleeing Her Way to the Top 三脚猫女侠，逃命成为天下第一 Jie Ma介麻Ancient Romance96k WordsCompleted The Three-Legged Cat Swordswoman: Fleeing for Her Life to Become the Greatest Under Heaven 256Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Hilarious scenes unfold one after another!!! How does a domineering female CEO pursue her husband? Sending flowers and cars? How does a girl like Tong, who lives in the underworld, survive?

27. 77 诡EN Supernatural Awakening: I Can Become a Demon King 诡异复苏：我能化身大妖 Fallen Leaves Return to the Earth叶落归泥Mystery1.8M WordsCompleted [Ghost Stories + Journey to the West + Hilarious Comedy + Sunny Boy + Mental Illness + Positive-Energy Sayings] As the supernatural revived and the uncanny world fell into chaos, Jiang Chen awakened the Demon Transformation System. By provoking emotional fluctuations in ghosts and monsters, he could absorb ghost energy and use it to draw Demon Transformation Cards, taking on the forms of great demons from Journey to the West. Faced with all kinds of violent, savage, strange, and sinister ghost 173kReads9.5Score17.7kShelves

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    📖📖📖 For fantasy/satisfying stories, check out chapters 1 and 2. The main characters are all humorous and funny. 🍵🍵🍵 For casual simulation stories, read chapter 1. If you like stories with a female lead and a satisfying romance, just jump to chapter 2! The male and female leads go from mortal enemies to lovers; watch the female lead's emotional changes—guaranteed to be satisfying. For suspense/satisfying stories, just go for chapter 3! It was my gateway into suspense novels; it's truly, truly, truly good. The male lead is mentally unstable yet sunny and a savior, with a nonsensical comedic style that makes you want to read it again and again. Chapter 4 is, in my opinion, the best of the best in terms of sweetness and angst—both satisfying and heart-wrenching. I just released a new chapter at midnight, and the novel has over 10,000 words of requests for updates. The main character is good-looking, intelligent, and has a ton of unwanted romantic advances. After reading chapter 4, you'll be a shareholder! I declare here that our human-machine stock is invincible! 5 needs no introduction; it's the pinnacle of urban romance novels, completely free of angst, so you can read with peace of mind. The school beauty is aloof and cold, but she's incredibly gentle only towards you—who wouldn't love that? Most importantly, it's the author's autobiography; what if you wanted to replace the author...?

28. 78 民 Innkeeper, Don't Think You Can Escape: The CEO's Runaway Pregnancy 民宿老板别想逃：女总裁的“带球跑” Jie Ma介麻Marriage & Romance53k WordsCompleted The B&B Owner Can't Get Away: The CEO's "Pregnant and on the Run" Romance 183Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 79 只 I Only Make Money, Never Romance: I'm the Best Professional Simp! 只赚钱不谈情，职业舔狗我最行！ A Long Sigh长叹一声Urban3.9M WordsOngoing (Succubus + winning back the husband + lighthearted comedy + everyday campus life + no System + not reborn + sweet and angsty) A gambling-addicted dad, an alcoholic mom, a sick little sister, and a broken-hearted him. To make money, Lu Xing chose to provide emotional support instead of doing either brainwork or manual labor. Everyone knows Lu Xing is the humble pursuer of the aloof campus beauty Wei Qingyu. He loves her to his very core and takes care of her in every possible way! Wei Q 262.2kReads9.5Score19.2kShelves
30. 80 学EN Don't Worry, Senior—I'll Protect You 学姐别怕，我来保护你 Gege Wuwu隔胳呜呜Urban3.0M WordsCompleted [Heart-Pounding Engine 2: Pure White Love Letter has been published] [Lighthearted daily life] + [Single female lead] + [No System] + [Not reborn] + [Sweet romance] In high school, Luo Ye had a secret crush on a girl for three years. He even got into the same university as her, and they agreed to start dating if they both got in. But the girl unexpectedly went back on her word. Heartbroken, Luo Ye became a romance novelist. Unexpectedly, before university even began, the novel he wrote shot to t 310.7kReads9.8Score31.1kShelves
31. 81 我 The Half-Demon Young Master of My Family Never Plays by the Rules 我家半妖少主从来不讲武德 San Jiu Ling三久零Urban1.9M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy] [Single heroine] [Passionate] [Coming of age] [Family] [No System, no brainless plot] [The protagonist’s personality changes gradually; don’t read if that’s not for you] A young man from Huaxia, with a pair of swords in hand. One sword severs souls! One sword smites evil! He’s a little unscrupulous, but not too much! With the body of a half-demon, he cuts through every obstacle. And becomes an unrivaled demon king! But... You’re a demon king, for crying out loud. Can’t you do any 14.6kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves
32. 82 契 Bound by Contract: My Grudge Against the Cursed Campus Belle Is Irreconcilable 契约绑定：我与怨种校花不共戴天 Stir-Fried Bangs爆炒齐刘海Urban626k WordsCompleted Synopsis: [Comedy + Cunning Schemer + One Heroine + Love-Hate Relationship + Power Fantasy + Symbiosis + Myriad Worlds] This is a parallel world overrun by strange beasts. Fortunately, humanity has awakened the ability to form symbiotic contracts and fight back. Contractual symbiosis: Two people are bound together. One enters another world to cultivate and adventure, while the other makes choices on their partner’s behalf. In the end, both grow stronger. While the other contracted pairs stand un 1.8kReads8.7Score186Shelves
33. 83 全 Global Awakening: Your Spatial Powers Are Ridiculously Underhanded 全民觉醒，你这空间系阴的没边 Bu Xiang Goes to Work步响上班Urban1.2M WordsOngoing [The Rating Just Came Out, It’ll Rise Later] Special Abilities + Academy + System + Space Powers Spatial rifts appeared all over the world, and exotic beasts ran rampant. Humanity, too, gained the power to fight them: special abilities. Lu Ming transmigrated into this world and activated the Emotion System. Whenever someone felt negative emotions toward him, he could earn Emotion Points and draw a prize. 160 Emotion Points for one draw, with a guaranteed top prize after 90 draws? Does this Syste 97.1kReads8.3Score11.4kShelves

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    This meets the requirements.

34. 84 职 The Twelve Volumes of the Professional Rankings, and My Name Is in Every One 职业天榜十二卷，卷卷有爷名 Six Great Sixes六大六子Sports1.8M WordsCompleted [Full-cast audiobook now available|Class change + clones + no female lead + nonstop laughs + mastermind behind the scenes + explosive plot] Song Gua transmigrated with a whole bunch of fun-loving clones. This was a world where everyone changed classes. Song Gua became a Bondbearer who could borrow power, while his clones took on all kinds of different classes, with every variety imaginable. Their numbers kept growing, and every last one was talented and charming. Under Song Gua’s brilliant l 48.6kReads9.3Score6.5kShelves

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    All 9.0 Ratings! I highly recommend the first one, bro, you should definitely check it out! [Admiration][Admiration][Admiration][Admiration]

35. 85 我 I, the Ultimate Schemer: The Empress Calls Me a Living Yama 我，最强毒士，女帝直呼活阎王 Xing Xing Zi星星子Historical4.3M WordsOngoing [Search Tomato to watch the short drama: The Third Greatest Stratagem of All Time] Gao Yang transmigrated to the Great Qian Dynasty just as the Empress ascended the throne and began recruiting talent from across the land. So he volunteered himself as a poison strategist! The Empress: “Suppose you personally wiped out your enemy's entire family. As you looked at the bodies scattered everywhere, you suddenly realized there was still a child in the house. What would you do?” Gao Yang: “I'd say, ‘Re 382.6kReads9.2Score32.3kShelves

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    "The Scheme to Destroy Seven Kingdoms, Slaughter the World, the Number One Poisonous Strategist" will have you laughing out loud! Gao Yang transmigrates to the Great Qian Dynasty and shines through his wickedness. When the Empress asks, "What should we do about the enemy's plague?", He cleverly throws the corpses into the enemy camp like a SF Express package! Facing a child who escaped from his enemy's net, he smiles wickedly, "I won't forgive you next time we meet"—then he flashes back at lightning speed, "Surprised?" The Empress immediately messages the King of Hell: "Your employee jumped ship to my company?" While other male protagonists have cheat codes, this one directly sells his morality! In terms of wickedness, he's Thanos-level. It's recommended to have a merit-making wooden fish ready while watching to laugh and tap it!

36. 86 星 Honkai: Star Rail: Imaginary? Bro, I Play Quantum Reconstruction 星铁：虚数？哥们，我玩量子重构 A Boat in the Vast Sea大海里的一只船Anime Fanfiction1.8M WordsCompleted This book is also known as "Honkai: Star Rail: What's Wrong with Being a Little Abstract as a Quantum Martial Goddess?" "Honkai: Star Rail: Jing Yuan and I Unleash the Lightning Whirlwind Slash" and "The Young Lady Xingxiao's Prince Aminos" "The Stone Belt Youth Group and the Ten Stonehearts Are Actually the Same Organization" Jing Yuan: “Stop provoking me. When I succumb to mara, you wouldn't want to take over the Luofu from me, would you?” Hua Wu: “Hey! Guess what? I can cure that.” Jing Yuan: 13.8kReads9.1Score1.1kShelves

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    Absolutely hilarious. But you absolutely need to know the Mamba Mentality; once you do, you can experience the joy of an elbow strike.

37. 87 直 Cross-Dressing on Livestream: One Smile from Me and the Whole Internet Falls for Me 直播反串：我一笑倾城，掰弯全网 Seven Zhangs of Snow and Frost雪寒七丈Urban253k WordsCompleted (The rating was just released and will rise later.) [Livestream] [Straight Guy in Women’s Clothes] [Cross-dressing] [Comedy] [Fun] Luo Sheng transmigrated to a parallel world and awakened the Ultimate Cross-Dressing System! As long as he could turn men gay, he’d earn all kinds of rewards! At first, Luo Sheng was against the idea, but the System’s rewards were just too good! And so, the internet’s most beautiful cross-dressing streamer was born! On Douyin, “Happy Yuanyuan” started from zero f 1.2kReads8.4Score104Shelves

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    [Evil laugh] 1. This book is absolutely outrageous! It's a high-martial arts novel, and in this world, defeating a demon orb is the only way to admit defeat! I laughed so hard I vomited in bed! What should I do, guys? 🎋

38. 88 异EN City of Beasts 异兽迷城 Peng Pai彭湃Urban3.0M WordsCompleted Gao Yang was an orphan. At the age of six, he transmigrated to a parallel world and began living in a warm family of five. When he turned eighteen, Gao Yang accidentally discovered the truth about the world: this was not a parallel world at all, but a mysterious realm, and all the relatives and friends around him were terrifying Beasts! Gao Yang nearly lost his life 475.8kReads9.7Score67.4kShelves

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    Funny, no angst, sweet, cute, gentle

39. 89 我 I'm Haruno Sakura, and I Can Tell Fortunes and Exorcise Demons. Pay Up! 我春野樱会算命驱魔，打钱！ Riding a Pig on the Road骑猪上路Anime Fanfiction396k WordsCompleted [Male Soul in a Female Body] [No CP] [No System] [Plot-Driven] [Joyful Saving the Day] [Check the pinned post in the book circle for a conquest guide] When the soul of a Taoist is dragged into the Naruto world and becomes Sakura Haruno, the entire Shinobi World takes a turn for the bizarre. With a functional version of Susanoo powered by soul contracts, Big Brother leads Naruto and Sasuke on a mad dash toward growth, making Konoha bloom everywhere they go. Naruto, who drinks eight bottles of mil 2.7kReads9.5Score280Shelves

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    1. Yellow ape, purple dog, vitiligo 2. Immortal totem meets ancestors 3. Virtue and talent combined in the Three Character Classic 4. Doing experiments all depends on hard work 5. Oh! That damn American accent

40. 90 鉴 The Appraisal Is Burned! Nobody Say a Word 鉴定烧了！谁也别说出去 Exquisitely Clear玲笼剔透6k WordsCompleted The Appraisal's Been Burned! Don't Tell Anyone 919Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The opening was packed with information! She time-traveled and discovered she was pregnant, then wanted to find the father—but there were so many candidates, hahaha! [Cool]

41. 91 死 A Billion Deaths Later, I've Driven China's 749 Bureau Insane 死亡亿万次，我逼疯华夏749局 Little Little Falling Leaf小小小落叶Urban413k WordsCompleted [Power-Fantasy Takeoff]+ [749 Bureau]+ [Superpowers]+ [Ancient Martial Arts and Qigong]+ [Epic Worldbuilding]+ [A Little Comedy] Chu Sheng, a high school senior, suddenly binds himself to a System. The first thing the System bro says is: [Host, hurry up and die!] Chu Sheng: “? Your mom...” [If you die, I’ll get you back on your feet. You’ll get stronger when you come back to life!] “...May your mom enjoy good health.” Chu Sheng immediately tries his luck at getting hit by a car. He gets scat 5.7kReads8.5Score690Shelves

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    Hahaha, this is hilarious! [Laughing and crying emojis] The protagonist is supposed to become stronger after being resurrected, but he accidentally chooses "consciousness resurrection" and ends up as a bunch of conscious corpse parts. 😂 Investigator: "You... Should be dead." Protagonist: "But I'm still alive." The investigator, speechless, asks the doctor: "Was he already in pieces when he first arrived?" The doctor, terrified: "Yes, yes, he just kept coming in like that."

42. 92 他 He Can Knock Lü Bu Out with One Punch, and You Call Him a Strategist? 他一拳能打死吕布，你管这叫谋士 Chancellor, Don't Go Wild丞相别浪Historical3.6M WordsOngoing Synopsis: Wang Xiao transmigrates to the end of the Han dynasty and obtains the Peerless Strategist System. But its reward is maxed-out combat ability, and he can only keep it permanently by becoming a strategist. With no other choice, Wang Xiao goes to Cao Cao to apply for a strategist position. On his very first day, he beats Dian Wei to a pulp right in front of Cao Cao. Dian Wei: "I knew I might lose, but I never thought I'd lose to a strategist!" Lu Bu: "Cao Cao's forces must really be short 24kReads8.9Score2.2kShelves
43. 93 穿 Transmigrated into a Book as the Villain: From the Start, I Kidnapped the Heroine! 穿书反派：开局，我绑架了女主！ Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban3.0M WordsCompleted [Lovable scoundrel of a villain + tea-artistry + male heartthrob + stunning looks + scheming + wild card + sweet on the outside, dark underneath + witty comedy + no fixed couple] Also known as: “I play a tea-green guy, and the male and female leads spoil me rotten!” Su Qing transmigrates into a modern wish-fulfillment novel. He becomes the rich villain who kidnaps the heroine in chapter one, gets beaten up by the hero in chapter two, and lands in prison in chapter three. Luckily, he awakens the 75.9kReads8.3Score4.9kShelves

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    This is my most popular book, a masterpiece by a legendary figure. The key point is "masterpiece," not "divine book," hahaha, it's a hilarious and entertaining read!

44. 94 漫 Marvel: Money Makes Me Omnipotent 漫威：金钱成就全能 Tang Maohu唐猫虎Male-Channel Fanfiction700k WordsCompleted After transmigrating into Marvel, Qin Mo bonded with a pay-to-win cheat, growing stronger the more he spent. To make money, he even went into politics... Anything can be exploited, anything can be sold. Everything he did was for money. The Phoenix Force? Buy it. Chaos Magic? Buy it. Fairy powers? Buy them. In just five years, Qin Mo had become invincible and lost interest in everything. Until one day, he saw the System put “The One Above All (OAA)” up for sale. “Holy crap, you've really outdone 6.5kReads6.9Score487Shelves

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    If you're looking for comedy, you should definitely check out these books that will make you laugh until your stomach hurts.

45. 95 让 I Asked a Retired Old Man to Buy Cigarettes, and the Whole Army Hunted Me Down 让退休老头买烟，全军疯狂追杀我 Sour and Spicy Hammer酸辣榔头Urban656k WordsCompleted [Original + Humorous + Explosive Action + Subverts Expectations + No Heroine] Meng Yan transmigrates into a military world and gets bound to a completely bizarre System. What should he do? No problem. Luckily, he’s even more bizarre than the System. [God’s Eye] [Pose as a college student, earn two hundred yuan every time you go out] [My Bullets Always Veer Left] [Small and Medium Home Appliance Modifications: Way Ahead of the Competition] [Wilderness Survival Guide] Meng Yan rubs his fore 12.5kReads9.1Score973Shelves
46. 96 我 I, Dottore, Just Joined the Fatui 我，多托雷，刚进愚人众 A Song in the Pond池中曲Anime Fanfiction425k WordsCompleted I'm just an ordinary person who plays Genshin Impact. How did I end up getting sent here? Of all people, why did I have to become Old Tor? At least I arrived just as I was joining the Fatui, so there's still hope. But is Snezhnaya a little too poor right now? 10.4kReads8.6Score894Shelves
47. 97 港 Hong Kong Films: Three Baton Strikes Shattered the Gang's Spirit! 港片：三棍打散黑帮魂！ For the Dream in My Heart为了心中的梦Male-Channel Fanfiction408k WordsOngoing [Three blows per second] [Police force's rising star] [Decisive and ruthless] [No doormat] [Hong Kong crime drama] [East Star] [Hung Hing] [Young and Dangerous] By a twist of fate, Li Shaojun transmigrated into the grand world of Hong Kong cinema and became a police officer. In this turbulent world, he was destined to make his mark. 64.6kReads8.5Score4kShelves
48. 98 我 I Thought We Were Brothers, but You Tricked Me into Robbing a Bank? 我把你当兄弟，你骗我抢银行？ Dragons Fighting龙打架Urban523k WordsCompleted After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lu Ming’s friend Zhou Hang took part in a military exercise, playing the role of a bank robber. Zhou Hang decided to recruit Lu Ming to play a robber too. For security reasons, he couldn’t tell him the truth about the exercise, so he used an invitation to dinner as an excuse to get Lu Ming out of the house. “Isn’t this just dinner? Do you really have to withdraw cash at the bank?” Watching his good friend Zhou Hang, who’d invited him to dinner, Lu Ming s 15.9kReads9.0Score1.3kShelves

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    ①"Intending to mooch a meal off his buddies, he turned a get-together into a police thriller. The moment the hoods were put on, the drill turned into real combat... This brotherhood, in the end, became a legal drama."

49. 99 从EN From Becoming Superman to Invincibility 从成为超人开始走向无敌 Sweet and Sour Fish Is the Best糖醋鱼最好吃Male-Channel Fanfiction1.5M WordsCompleted Leon transmigrates into Marvel, where Howard Stark adopts him and he becomes Tony’s younger brother. On his eighteenth birthday, he awakens the physique of a Kryptonian and the ability to travel through time and space. From then on, he charges down the path to becoming stronger. Tony: “Good grief, you can get stronger just by sunbathing, and now you’re planning to learn magic? Whoa! What’s this Chinese martial art that grows a planet inside your body?” Superman: “We’re both Kryptonians, but I fe 35.5kReads8.8Score3kShelves
50. 100 四 Siheyuan: From the Start, I Turn Yi Zhonghai Into Tian Boguang 四合院：开局让易中海变成田伯光 Frost Dawn霜晓Male-Channel Fanfiction1.1M WordsCompleted 157Reads6.8Score—Shelves

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