Hilarious Cultivation: Kicked Down the Mountain

Name: Hilarious Cultivation: Kicked Down the Mountain
Author: Jianghu Brother Ge, Trying Not to Laugh

爆笑修仙：被踢下山

by Jianghu Brother Ge, Trying Not to Laugh (憋笑江湖军哥)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.1M Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Cultivation
Updated: 6mo ago
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Synopsis

You bastard, now you remember the spatial ring?! A bunch of bald monks from the Buddhist sect get together to meditate and chant sutras. What the hell does that have to do with you? You just had to make them skip straight to becoming Buddhas, you bastard, by tossing two hornet nests into the crowd! Getting beaten up for it would have been bad enough, but you just had to sneak into their merit pool, and wreak havoc on the Sacred Merit Lotus they’d cultivated for ten thousand years, eating all their seeds and roots. And when you left, you even drank up every last drop of their sacred merit water, accumulated over ten thousand years! Our Xuangan Sect has seven peaks and twenty-eight halls. We should be the largest sect in the cultivation world, right? Damn it, giving them our entire sect, plus the spatial ring, was what it took to finally appease them! And now you bastard are asking me for a spatial ring too?!”

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