
I Asked a Retired Old Man to Buy Cigarettes, and the Whole Army Hunted Me Down
让退休老头买烟,全军疯狂追杀我
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- Completed
- Length
- 656k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High-Concept
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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Other names
- Police and Military Are One Family, So It's Only Fair If I Take a Little Credit军警一家亲,我抢亿点功劳合理吧Former title · until Oct 2026
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The author's writing style is witty and witty, and the plot is vivid, which fully demonstrates the themes of seriousness, liveliness, unity, and tension in the army, especially the portrayal of Meng Yan and Miu Bufan in the play, which has reached its peak. I am very happy to watch it. I hope to update it more often, preferably twenty chapters a day!
What should I do if I fall into Hammer's book? Every character written by the author has a distinctive and vivid personality, and there is always a super novel storyline that makes me fascinated. The immersive experience of military training life can make countless patriotic and passionate young people unable to restrain their inner excitement; it is also different from other traditional fighting and killing warrior novels, and I like it more. The image of a protagonist who enjoys battles of wits and courage, is well-informed, and who needs to be strong in order to forge iron; it also allowed me to see the daily humorous, light-hearted and funny side of military life, which also reflects the author's writing level 👍 👍 👍 I can see that when I am short of books and have insomnia at night, I will go back and read it again and listen to it again!!! 🤭🤭🤭 It would be great if Hammer's book could be made into a TV series one day 🤭🤭🤭 Okay, I won't praise you anymore. If you praise me again, it will become too much. Please keep it like this and update more, Sister Hammer. It's really not enough. [Please update] [Please update] [Please update] [Please update]
Recommend! The author writes very beautifully! The writing is very good, and all the little things and details are written in a humorous and humorous way. The protagonist has a very upright outlook. Although he has some tricks, he is also very hardworking himself. The other supporting characters are also very well written! Every soldier has his or her own characteristics, and I felt like I was sharing the joys, sorrows, and joys with them. Especially these chapters about the explosion in the chemical plant. They were so well written that I couldn't stop crying... Every firefighter is an ordinary person of flesh and blood. They are not gods. They have family members and colleagues, and they have their own lives and want to live well. But in order to put out the fire and save the disaster, they resolutely put life and death aside even though they know they will die. Everyone is working hard to save one more wounded person... Salute to all fire heroes! (Even if this book collapses in the future, I will not change it one bit ⭐ But author, hurry up and update it!!! Those who are still rescuing must survive! This is a novel, don't write it so realistically!!! 😢😢😢) It's a bit crappy, but it's still pretty good.
I've finished watching it, it's quite good, there's no heroine, and the plot is quite interesting. The dialogue and interactions between some of the characters are lighthearted and hilarious. The male protagonist of this book starts out as a new soldier, cheating and gaining some abilities from the system. However, in daily life, the male protagonist relies on his own training to learn to become stronger. He is a trained soldier, not an invincible and powerful male protagonist, not a cool novel, and the system has a very low sense of existence. What's different from other books of the same type is that everyone in the company orders takeout, and the contrast between the male protagonist's sunny and naughty persona and his personality-killing enemies is also very touching. There is a plot about diaphragm. The female military doctor teaches everyone first aid and asks the male protagonist to be the teaching demonstrator. The male protagonist is unwilling but unable to refuse, and there is a situation of artificial respiration. There is a soldier who wants to be a picket soldier. There are many unhealthy trends in the army (in the plot). Everyone thinks that he will not have a good life if he becomes a picket soldier. Everyone is targeting the picket soldiers (including the protagonist), which is understandable, but I don't like this part of the plot. Soldiers often dislike pickets because they are resistant to being disciplined. However, pickets are disciplinary supervisors and never deliberately make things difficult for their comrades. Through daily supervision, they correct various disciplinary violations and bad habits, urge officers and soldiers to consciously observe discipline, standardize camp management, and clean up the army's atmosphere. They are indispensable positions for maintaining good work style. The faults do not hide the faults. After reading the whole book, it is still good to read.
I think it looks great!!! Girls can definitely watch it and look good! People who don't understand military life or military culture will also find it interesting! It's not as the author said in the end. It becomes more and more boring in the middle and later stages. It can only be said that it is a little exciting in the early stage and full of tears and laughter. It's like giving you a full table of Manchu and Chinese banquets. In the middle and later stages, it may turn into exquisite private dining, but it is not bad! The group portraits are also very well written. In addition to the protagonists, the extraordinary second-generation army, Wu Youwei who is a boss, Gao Yong, who is a fire fighter, and Lao Jiao, who loves fried chicken and burgers, all leave a particularly deep impression on people. It makes people feel that soldiers are flesh and blood. The protagonists do not have unrealistic golden fingers to the extent of holding explosives in their mouths. They have a daily growth-oriented style. There are also all kinds of funny and incompetent words in the middle. Looking at the corpse makes you feel warm! 👍👍👍 Say one more thing! It's a pity that it was already finished when I saw it! I really want to tell the author, write for me, write for me, write for me! It's so beautiful, please keep writing! I really want to see the daily life of this special team "making trouble" abroad to protect our country! It's a pity that I can't see it 😢😢😢😢😢
Although it is a fictional plot, the feelings between the comrades are very real. It reminded me of the recruit company twenty-four years ago. After reading this book, I felt like I was reliving the life of the army. I thank the author for his great hope that there will be no eunuchs.
It's very well written 😘😘, believe me I didn't watch the heroine in the early stage, and I didn't watch the later stage, but you can read it without thinking first 💕💕(。>∀<。) Why does the protagonist want to kiss other girls, and artificial respiration is not allowed? T^T, since there is no heroine, why does he have to do intimate actions with other girls? ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅, But the author's writing is very good, and the content is also very good. Those who don't mind this can read it ( •̩̩̩̩_•̩̩̩̩ )
Books are a bright spot in my heart. They are like a flag flying in the world of literature. Whenever I open the chapters describing the life of soldiers, I can feel a strong spiritual shock. In these stories, the images of soldiers are so vivid and vivid. Their loyalty, bravery and sacrifice made me stand in awe. I like the unique masculinity in the article, which is different from any other literary works. Here, every word seems to have been baptized by the fire of war, and every sentence reveals the determination and perseverance of the soldiers. These stories not only allowed me to appreciate the heroic nature of soldiers, but also gave me a deep understanding of what responsibility and honor are. The emotions in the article are sincere and deep. It is not just a pile of blood and gunpowder, but also a display of the best parts of human nature. In the face of the test of life and death, the comradeship between soldiers, their loyalty to the motherland, and their longing for their families are all particularly strong and touching. (Hangtou, don't forget to update Qin Feng's book too!!!) (I hope there will be no heroine, no heroine, no heroine. All my lifelong wishes are based on these nine words)
The writing, plot, and characters are all very nice. Among many novels, there are many good ones, but most of them are empty inside and give people a feeling of emptiness. The biggest feeling this book gives me is its inner enrichment. The writing is highly consistent with real life, but it is more exciting and more positive than real life, which makes people have expectations for society. The character of the protagonist is very vivid, and the author's writing style is very good. It is not easy to bring together different personality characteristics into one person without being obtrusive. Let's talk about the ending again, this ending is good. Many readers think it is sudden, but this book already has more than 200 chapters. Any more chapters will feel boring and will scare off many people who want to read. Moreover, at the end, it is said that he will quit the military, which indicates that the protagonist's life will be divided into two parts from now on. Being a mercenary will be the beginning of his new life, and it will be concluded here with a beginning and an end, so it will not be surprising. This is a very good military novel. The score of 9.2 Is really low. It should be at least 9.6.
It's really well written. I feel like life in the military camp is very rich. I really want to laugh from the bottom of my heart. It's not a deliberately written joke, but it's a very real life kind of thing. It's really good to read ❤️ It's the first time I've read this type of novel. It's really good to read and the writing is also good. Although it's my first time to read this type of novel, this novel is really good to read from the bottom of my heart. It's the kind of novel that is always good to read no matter how many times you read this type of novel. As long as the follow-up doesn't collapse, it's really a great article.