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- 901 Going Viral Starts with Calling the Cops 爆红从报警开始 Microdrama style, silly and lighthearted. The protagonist has no romantic pairings, male or female. Actor Mo Fei gets a Role System. From a holy monk, he gains an ability to attract criminals; from a serial killer, he learns human anatomy; from a detective, he learns to talk to cats; from a master thief, he learns sleight of hand... To everyone else, all of this seems downright bizarre. Would a normal actor radiate murderous intent? Would a normal actor know the human body so well? Would a norma 59.7kReads9.5Score8kShelves
- 902 You Peddle Nonsense, I Go Off the Rails: I'm the Boss of Shengjing 你贩剑，我发癫，盛京城里我是爹 [Transmigrate into a Book + Palace and Household Intrigue + Pop-Culture References + Subverting Tropes + Shamelessly Outrageous] Feng Xi, an apocalypse powerhouse, transmigrated into a male-oriented son-in-law novel and became the princess wife of the overpowered male lead, Qi Xiao. The princess was as foolish as a pig, selfish and cruel. She tormented Qi Xiao in every way, and in the end he cut off her hands and feet and threw her into Snake Valley, where countless snakes tore her apart. Feng X 2.1kReads9.3Score211Shelves
- 903 After My Family Read My Mind, All the Villain Personas Crumbled 全家反派读我心后，人设都崩了 [The short dramas Dawnlight Enters the Dream, Shaking the Realm and The Baby Goes to Court, While the Villainous Family Hears Her Thoughts are now available.] Original title: The Whole Family's Character Changes After They Hear My Thoughts [Transmigration into a book + whole family can hear thoughts + pampered darling + alternate world + tyrant + sweet romance + unhinged + no-brainer] Wei Chixi transmigrates into a book, becoming a doomed side character who is abandoned by her mother at birth, o 17.6kReads9.5Score3kShelves
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A Drunken Nighttime Kiss! One Flirt from Her, and the Arrogant Big Shot’s Heart Races 醉吻夜！她一撩，桀骜大佬心狂跳
[The print edition of Climbing the Capital’s Family Tree is now available on all platforms.] [Top Capital City Tycoon · Rebellious, Devoted Suit-Wearing Bad Boy vs. Ballet Princess · Radiant, Proud Little Swan] Li Zhi and Fu Yanze grew up together, but Li Zhi turned out to be the fake heiress. For the sake of his own interests, Fu Yanze chose to get engaged to the real heiress, a leading actress in the entertainment industry. He hoped Li Zhi would understand and said he would come back to marr
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- 905 EN Once Upon a Time, There Was a Demon-Suppressing Pass 从前有座镇妖关 Once, there was a pass like this. Once, there was a group of people like this. Every inch of this pass was stained with blood. These people would not return until they were dead. All so that, amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood, in their final moments, they could turn around and see the lights of countless homes shining behind them, with peace and safety year after year. 160.1kReads9.6Score18.1kShelves
- 906 Monsters? They're Just Old Friends Who Refuse to Leave 异类？是我的老朋友不肯离去罢了 They call me a freak? Heh, my old friends just refuse to leave! My name is Wang Jiuqing. “Jiu” as in ascending to the Ninth Heaven, and “Qing” as in bringing clarity to the world. You’d better not make me laugh. Otherwise, I can’t say what my old friends might do to you. 1.5kReads8.1Score147Shelves
- 907 How Am I Supposed to Survive Around Conan When I Keep Coughing Up Blood 时不时吐血的我在柯南身边怎么活 [Detective Conan + No Romance + Little Sister Ai + Beautiful, Strong, and Tragic Hero] Feng Jianhe transmigrates and gets a buff from the start: his constitution is permanently set to -1… Also known as: “How Do I Survive Beside the Grim Reaper When I Keep Coughing Up Blood?”, “The Hospital Is My Home, and Everyone Helps Me Get Back There,” and “There’s No Need to Worry About Me, I’m Really Fine. The Important Thing Is That I Didn’t Kill Anyone.” Shipping fans, keep to your own corner~ 13.7kReads9.4Score1.8kShelves
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The Empire's First Prince Consort 帝国第一驸马
[New book release: The Rebellious Son Is Invincible, the final installment of the Empire Trilogy] Guan Ning transmigrates, hoping to live a carefree life of wine, women, and luxury as a young prince. Instead, he becomes a prince consort whose engagement has been broken off. Rumor has it that no dynasty can last more than 300 years. The Great Kang Dynasty is at that very threshold: a golden age is in turmoil, loyal ministers are being persecuted, and an age of chaos is about to begin. He will top
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- 909 Peerless Secret Words: The Spirit Heavens Chronicle 绝世密言：灵天记 Through fantastical stories, this book explores the mysteries of the universe and explains the principles of life, helping readers understand why people live. In doing so, it can help them put their worries aside and embrace life's experiences with greater optimism and energy! 913Reads9.4Score127Shelves
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The Whole Class Can Hear My Inner Thoughts 全班都能听到我心声
[Female Lead Has No Romance, with a Male-Male Couple] As soon as Jiang Yan transferred to a private elite academy, a bootlicker of the fake heiress tried to bully her. Jiang Yan hit him with an instant knockout. [Tsk, tsk. That bootlicker may look respectable, but his tastes are seriously twisted. He actually likes...] Everyone in Class 12 of Year Two looked at him with complicated expressions. “I never thought you were that kind of person! What did cola ever do to you?” His face turned bright r
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Ghost Hunting: Streamer, Please Stop Lurking! 捉鬼：主播求求你别苟了！
“Don’t worry, folks. Ghosts absolutely never attack people hiding under their blankets.” Troll commenters: “...” “So you’re saying you’ll stay in there no matter what, huh?” Gou Qilai: “Heh! Just look at my name. You should know I’m not coming out!” Troll commenters: “You shouldn’t be called Gou Qilai. You should be called a damn coward. I’ve never seen anyone this chicken.” [Ding! Ghost-Hunting System successfully bound. Your newbie gift pack has been issued.] Gou Qilai: (͡°͜ʖ͡°)✧ “System,
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Great Ming: The Murderous Prince Scared Old Zhu Half to Death from the Start 大明：杀星皇子，开局吓疯老朱
After an accident, Zhu Su transmigrates to the Hongwu era of the Ming dynasty and becomes Zhu Yuanzhang’s fifth son, Zhu Su, Prince of Zhou, the full brother of Zhu Di, Prince of Yan. He is bound to a rather troublesome System that grants rewards for exposing secrets. And so he starts doing all sorts of strange things! "Congratulations, Host, on exposing the love-hate affair between Zhu Yuanzhang and Liu, the daughter of the wealthy Liu family of Fengyang" "Exposure successful! You have received
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- 913 Great Tang: From the Start, I Used the Imperial Jade Seal to Crack Walnuts 大唐：开局传国玉玺砸核桃 [Great Tang] [System] [Mischievous Kid] [Sign-In] [Funny, Hilarious] After transmigrating to the Great Tang, Li Ke becomes an eight-year-old boy. He has been signing in for eight years from the start and has received countless rewards! One day, Li Ke uses the Imperial Jade Seal to crack walnuts. Li Shimin: TAT Ke'er, don't, don't smash it! Li Ke: Come on, Father. Give me a dog’s bark! Li Shimin: Ah!!! I am the emperor, and you want me to bark like a dog? Li Ke: If not, then how about letting me 17.4kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves
- 914 Great Tang: The Divine Princess's Husband, Getting Stronger by Being a Slacker 大唐：神级驸马爷，咸鱼就变强 [10,000 characters a day] + [Great Tang] + [alternate history] + [feel-good power fantasy] + [invincible] + [high-spirited] + [Showbiz] + [inventions] In the ninth year of Wude, Qin Mu arrived in Chang’an with a letter in hand and pushed open the gates of the Zhangsun residence. He awakened a System and received rewards. Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have obtained the calligraphy techniques of the Sage of Calligraphy. Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have obtained the legacy of the Immortal o 17.9kReads8.9Score1.5kShelves
- 915 You Were Told to Take Disciples! Why Did You Take a Whole Bunch of Protagonist Types? 让你收徒！你收一堆主角模板？ Wu De transmigrates to the cultivation world and activates a barely functioning Sect Recruitment System. After finally tricking and conning a disciple into joining, he discovers that the System’s rewards are downright bizarre. But it doesn’t matter. All my disciples are built like protagonists. With them, I’ll be able to roam the world freely. His eldest disciple has the Flame Ancestor template, wields the Human Emperor Banner, cultivates fire arts, and is a genius at blowing up pills. His secon 1.4kReads6.8Score136Shelves
- 916 The Cicada Project 蝉计划 [Spiritual qi revival + crafty schemer + comedy + meme references + one heroine] As spiritual qi revived, Jiang Bai unexpectedly arrived in the age of the fifth mysterious tide. Everything he knew had faded with the passage of time. The world had been utterly transformed, familiar places and people were gone, and the career he had once fought for had turned to dust. The past was beyond recall. In this chaotic, dark age, order had long since collapsed, civilization was no more, and the shadow of 69.3kReads9.3Score7.2kShelves
- 917 Journey to the West? No! Hear My Decree, Monks: March West to Spirit Mountain 西游？不！传贫僧法旨，西征灵山 At Little Leiyin Temple, Tang Sanzang recites a rebellious poem. At Eagle Sorrow Stream, the White Dragon sends a false letter? At Lion Camel Ridge, the demons arrange themselves by rank, while Tang Sanzang speaks fervently of his lifelong ambition? What would happen at the end of Journey to the West if Tang Sanzang grew stronger every time he took on a new disciple? Sun Wukong: “I'll storm Leiyin Temple and destroy Mount Ling. If I leave and never return, then so be it!” Zhu Bajie: “Tathagata's 8.5kReads9.0Score828Shelves
- 918 Sun Wukong: My Master Bodhi 孙悟空：我的菩提师父 I, Sun Wukong, will never take the blame, cover up the books, or go on the Journey to the West! Dragon King of the Eastern Sea: We in the Dragon Palace can no longer afford to maintain this Sea-Calming Needle. Take it and play with it! King of Hell: Could you destroy these suspicious Books of Life and Death while you're at it? Don't worry, all the monkeys are listed in them! Taibai Jinxing: The horses in the Imperial Stables are full of loopholes. Let a few escape to balance the books, and I'll 126Reads8.6Score—Shelves
- 919 Horror Game: I Get Stronger by Talking Back 恐怖游戏，抬杠我就能变强 [No romance + infinite-flow + jokes and memes + System power fantasy] Cheng Fei transmigrates into a wilderness world and thinks he's doomed, but to his surprise, he's pulled into a horror game. He realizes that these games seem to contain tons of supplies he can use to survive! So he... This book is also known as: "A Mine Owner's Self-Cultivation" "I Went on a Free Shopping Spree in the Dungeon" "I Get Stronger Every Time I Roast Someone" "They Were Already Stupid, So Why Are You Teasing Them?" —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 920 Three Kingdoms: Cao Cao Overheard My Inner Thoughts, Though I Was Just Trying to Keep My Head Down 三国：苟神的我被曹操偷听了心声 [System] + [cautious survival] + [laid-back] + [farming] + [dual protagonists] + [comedy] My name is Xiahou Zhe, Xiahou Dun’s younger brother. From the start, I became a low-ranking civil official in Cao Cao’s camp and awakened the power of Xiang Yu. But fighting battles is a high-risk job. What’s the difference between having only a 98 percent chance of winning and throwing your life away? My goal in life is to keep my head down, stay safe, and be a lazy fish by Cao Cao’s side, enjoying a quiet 15.5kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves
- 921 Live Appraisal: Buddy, You’re in for It Now 直播鉴宝：宝友你可真刑啊 [Livestreaming + Antiques Appraisal + System] Qin bricks and Han tiles, Warring States jade, Tang sabers and Song paintings, Yuan blue-and-white porcelain, and Ming and Qing imperial tombs lined up in a row! Vast and glorious Xia has a history of five thousand years, as immense as the sea and enduring through the ages. The six-hundred-year-old Forbidden City is brimming with treasures! One day, master appraiser Ye Ling transmigrated and activated the livestream antiques appraisal System, setting 6.1kReads9.1Score483Shelves
- 922 Livestream: From the Start, One Sentence Makes the School Beauty Cry 直播：开局一句话气哭校花 [Livestreaming + Comedy + No Romance + Infuriating + Shameless] After binding himself to a Hatred Farming System, Xu Muge stops acting like a decent person. At university military training, he steals the campus beauty's drink from the start, then makes her cry with a single remark. On livestream, he constantly unleashes savage, sarcastic takedowns on his viewers. He writes a novel, then leaves it on a cliffhanger at the climax for half a month, making readers so furious they want to mail him raz 9.9kReads9.2Score724Shelves
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Delta Force: You Told Me to Rescue the Officer, So I Cleared the Whole Map 三角洲：让你救长官，你直接清图
[I play dumb when the commander fights, then clear the map when he goes down!] Reborn in a parallel world, Li Yishu became a small-time streamer who ran knife-only raids in Delta Force. From the start, he possessed Xiao Xiaoyan, who usually wore six-tier gear to fight at Dam. Hei Ze camped the extraction point to get revenge, only to get wiped out by six-tier gear himself. Xiao Xiaoyan: “Commander, we can’t let this grudge go unavenged. This kid seems promising. Why don’t we bring him aboard?” B
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Reborn as a Female Cultivator: How Did Devotion to the Dao Turn Me into the Moonlight in Someone's Heart? 穿成女修：一心修道怎成白月光了
[Gender-bending + Everyone's favorite + Unforgettable first love + Green tea + Comedy] Su Qingli accidentally transmigrated into the body of a stunning young woman and awakened a God-Tier Choice System. To earn rewards, Su Qingli helped the Son of Destiny, Xiao Yang, regain his dignity and protected him until his special constitution awakened. Xiao Yang: I was blind before. Only now do I see the girl who silently held an umbrella over me all along. I'll give her the very best and never let her
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- 925 EN Naruto: From the Start, I Have Ice Release, but Is Danzo Really My Father? 火影：开局冰遁，但亲爹是团藏？ [Daily Life] [Lighthearted] [No Conspiracy Theories] [Slight OOC] [No System] The familiar transmigration setup is already so overdone, so I'll spare you the details. What? I start out in the Bloody Mist Village, and I'm the owner of an Ice Release Kekkei Genkai? What? My father, whom I've never even met, is actually Shimura Danzō: the legendary bridge-killing assassin feared across the Shinobi World, the man who achieved the great feat of stabbing Susanoo with a kunai, the mastermind behind the 10.8kReads9.0Score1.1kShelves
- 926 After Losing My Memory, My Ex-Girlfriends Chased Me Relentlessly 失忆后，被前女友们疯狂倒追 [Lighthearted comedy + Winning Her Back + Campus Life + Sweet and Angsty Romance: a fun, delightful comedy] The good news: Jiang Liu is popular with women. The bad news: he's lost his memory. Lying in his hospital bed and listening to one goddess after another make “outrageous claims,” Jiang Liu feels like the whole world is one giant game of Werewolf. “Jiang Liu, I'm your first love.” “Jiang Liu, you're my boyfriend, and she's your ex-girlfriend.” “Jiang Liu, we're the kind of good friends who 39.6kReads9.2Score5.2kShelves
- 927 I'm the System, and You Want Me to Be a Dog? 我是系统，你居然让我当狗？ [Cultivation + High Martial Arts] [Cultivation + High Martial Arts] [Cultivation + High Martial Arts] [Unhinged Protagonist] [Unhinged Protagonist] [Unhinged Protagonist] [Invincible] [Comedy] [System] I bloom amid slaughter! Like a flower at dawn! This book brings Jhin from LOL into the story in a different form! If that sounds interesting, don't miss it! Here is the synopsis: Flesh is frail, so let the System ascend! Only the unhinged Ye Pingfan dares turn everything upside down and treat the —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 928 A Crazed Yandere? No, She’s a Cool, Gentle Older Sister 疯批病娇？不，是清冷温柔大姐姐 [One Female Lead] [Book Transmigration] [Lighthearted, Sweet Romance] [Professor Older Sister] [Cool on the Outside, Warm on the Inside] [Nurturing Girlfriend] [Song Plagiarism] When he woke up, Jiang Yichen realized he was in the very world of a tragic girls' love novel he had read in his previous life. One of the novel's original female leads was his own older sister. The other was named Qin Ling. She was so fierce that even a passing dog would get slapped twice. “Sis, listen to me. You have t 50kReads9.1Score4.5kShelves
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The Happy Daily Life of the Court Judge's Daughter 大理寺少卿之女的快乐日常
[An imaginary ancient setting + mind-reading + everyday life + comedy] [There is a male lead, both leads are each other’s only partners, happy ending. The romance is a slow burn, but sweet, so dive in without worry.] [This isn’t a fast-paced wish-fulfillment story, but I promise there’s no angst!!! The heroine can read minds, but only under certain conditions. Her golden finger isn’t all that powerful, so don’t read if that’s not your thing.] [Read the title! This is a warm, everyday-life story.
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Text Game: Come Here, There's Really a Succubus 文字游戏：快来，这里真有魅魔
To inherit his cheap aunt's "ten-million-dollar fortune," Luo Xia crossed the ocean alone to the United States, only to accidentally activate a text-based game called Wizard World. He keeps choosing downright suicidal options day after day to gain power. Here, I can do whatever I want! The only ones who can judge me are my countrymen!
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- 931 Insectoid Maze City: A Tentacle Girl’s Handbook for Raising Her 异虫迷城：触手娘的养育手册 “No System” + “No Formulaic Plot” + “Not Invincible” + “A Relatively Slow Burn” Darkness falls, and humanity is kept in captivity behind towering walls. Beyond them roam vicious, rampaging alien insects and eerie, walking corpses. Inside the walls, people indulge in sensual pleasures, intoxicated by wealth and the perverse tastes of high society. There are also disguised alien insects wearing human skin, who take pleasure in hunting people. The insects eat people and leave their bones behind. Th 8.1kReads8.8Score735Shelves
- 932 Slave Lord: Who’s the Goblin Now? 奴隶领主：谁才是哥布林？ [Lord System] Pinujin: having the surname Pi is not weird at all! Just a little unusual! The bard Pinujin obtains a broken territory core, the [Slaver Core], and changes class to Slaver. By squeezing his subjects for labor, he earns [Exploitation Points] to use for prize draws, skill exchanges, and building upgrades. Goblins! Get out there and grow potatoes and cotton! Succubi! Stop fooling around and go make soy milk! Elves! Take off your shoes and stomp grapes. Lord Pi wants to make wine! 14.9kReads8.9Score1.9kShelves
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Who Has Time for Romance When You’re Busy Being Absurd? 搞抽象，哪有时间谈恋爱啊
[Meme humor] + [absurd comedy] + [school life] + [friends messing with each other] + [romantic comedy] My name is Bai Mo, and things are getting urgent: I’m surrounded by girls, and they all seem to like me! There’s a self-conscious beauty born with different-colored eyes, my childhood friend who wants to make our bond stronger, an internet-addicted class monitor hiding her identity from me, and a scheming heiress. Dating? I’ve been single since birth for over a decade. Is that really more fun t
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Quick Transmigration: The Supporting Female Character Becomes the Villain Boss 快穿之女配成了反派BOSS
[Quick transmigration + sweet romance + one-on-one + strong heroine] The supporting female character is supposed to move the romance between the male and female leads forward, but Su Jiu refused to play along. Why settle for being a supporting character when she could be the big boss? She took a terrible hand and played it into a royal flush. [System: Host, your mission is to change the supporting character’s fate, not destroy the world!!!] [Who cares about missions? My happiness comes first.] Y
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- 935 After Transmigrating, I Give the Interstellar World a Little Shock of Chinese Culture 穿越后，给星际来亿点华夏震撼 (New book, just received its rating) [No Romance + Entertainment Industry + Director + On-Screen Comments + Comedy] After waking up, Luo Xitang finds herself in an interstellar era whose civilization has suffered a break. The good news: Her family is loaded, and her dream of living the easy life as a rich second-generation heir by riding her father’s coattails is about to come true! The bad news: She accidentally goes bankrupt. Hehe :) Just then, the Godly Tycoon System 888 drops from the sky: 21Reads7.5Score—Shelves
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To a Lunatic, What’s a Ghost Anyway? 精神病面前，鬼东西算个球
[Hilarious + mentally ill protagonist + invincible + System] A world where ghostly energy has returned. Chen Zhuo is a patient at Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital. The System fails to cure him. System: Let him do whatever he wants. I only provide technical support. Ghost Realm Bounty Board: Chen Zhuo, male, severe mental illness. Whoever takes his life will receive a billionfold increase in ghostly energy, several mansions, and endless luxuries.
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