
I Thought We Were Brothers, but You Tricked Me into Robbing a Bank?
我把你当兄弟,你骗我抢银行?
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- Completed
- Length
- 523k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban Everyday
- Updated
- 1y ago
- English
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- Streamer, Stop Right There! The Police Are All Outside!主播收手吧,外面全都是警察!Alternate title on Fanqie
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Hello, author! First of all, please don't be nervous. I'm not here to urge you to update, because I believe that I will be able to see the ending in my lifetime. Please write diligently. It doesn't matter how long it takes, as long as you don't abandon the story or padded out the story. Everything will be fine. Your loyal readers and I will wait together.
A very good novel I hope there won't be a female lead for the time being (ideally, there shouldn't be one at all). The two brothers are a good combination; adding a female lead might not be the icing on the cake, but rather superfluous. Of course, everything will be based on your outline! I hope you keep updating, I will always support you ❤️ (The author writes very well 👍, I recommend everyone to read it)
It's so good! So good! So good!!! I can't stress this enough. The main character isn't a jerk, the supporting characters aren't bad either, and most importantly, the author is quite adorable 😜 There's no female lead yet, so you can try it out without worry. [Learned something new]
This is very well written. Among Tomato's type of books, this is the only one I've found that actually features some intelligence. Other books either give the protagonist a super-cool running game to show off during chases, or a racing god to drift with the pursuer. Where's the intelligence in those?
The main character is amazing, and the content is interesting and lively. (My education level isn't high, so I can only answer like a primary school student answering a reading comprehension question 😳) Overall, it's pretty good! 🥰🥰🥰
No female lead? Absolutely divine!!! It's so good, so much better than those shows that claim to have no female lead but end up with a male lead constantly surrounded by women! I love the clean-cut and decisive personality of this male lead!
This is a very good book, a rare one where both the main and supporting characters are intelligent. However, there's one thing I hope the author can change: the protagonist is too invincible. I hope the police officers in the later drills can cause the protagonist some trouble and increase the level of competition. That would be even better.
Awesome! I love this kind of book the most. This is the only book of this type in Tomato's collection!
It's a great read. The protagonist isn't brainless; he's intelligent and doesn't rely too much on the system. The author handles the negotiations with the police and the protagonist's killing of the hostages efficiently. The escape sequence is also very detailed, with interconnected plot points and foreshadowing that prove useful later on.
It's great! The theme is fresh, the writing is excellent, and the characters' inner thoughts are vividly portrayed. Keep up the good work, author! (The main character currently has no romantic partner or ambiguous relationship; he's a career-oriented male lead.) Everyone should check it out!