Looking for Novels So Funny They'll Make You Puke and Cry #求搞笑到吐血，流泪的小说，

1. 1 高 Terrible News from the High Martial World 高武圈传来噩耗 Muscular Seagull肌肉海鸥Urban2.7M WordsOngoing [Utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged! + broke protagonist] “I cultivate naturally.” “Is there any medicine with fewer side effects?” “Can’t be helped. Just take two shots! If you get side effects, we’ll stop after that!” “I’ll take two more shots today. They’re for different areas, so the side effects probably won’t sta 342.6kReads9.4Score33.4kShelves

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   The artist is completely immersed in his art; it's frenetic, abstract, and encompasses everything imaginable. [A masterpiece by Sparrow Eater]

2. 2 黑 Quit Pretending, Black-Hearted Senior Brother. All Your Accomplices Have Confessed 黑心师兄别装啦，你的同伙全招了 I Just Love Bewitching Women就喜欢妖女Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Everyday life + lighthearted + supreme survivor + invincible among peers + silly and loaded] Wait, I gave him a Qi Refining cultivation method. How did he cultivate all the way to become a Great Emperor? Hua Liuyun, who grew up without parents, uses his heaven-defying luck to build a life of wealth, step by step. The child of luck is old news. He’s the father of luck. Before absolute strength, even the Lord of a Forbidden Zone has to raise a hand and offer him a cigarette. Before money, even th 17.3kReads8.4Score2.2kShelves

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   The first book's protagonist, being illiterate, made up all the techniques himself—the so-called "new energy breathing method" was absolutely hilarious! The second book, about Emperor Qin Yu, was ruthless and corrupt; he tricked everyone else in the secret realm into working as a millstone for a chimpanzee—he was truly inhuman!

3. 3 让 I Told You to Cultivate Immortality, Not Wreak Havoc in the Cultivation World! 让你修仙，没让你祸害修仙界啊！ The Angler Who Catches Big Fish钓鱼佬钓大鱼Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsOngoing [Comedy][Sneaky Schemer][Lighthearted][Absurd][Gets Better the Further You Read] [This book focuses on comedy and fun. The pace is somewhat slow, so please do not read it if that bothers you.] Year 17,863 of the Cultivation Calendar When Emperor Qin Yu became an immortal and ascended, powerful figures from every realm came to see him off. Firecrackers exploded, and everyone had tears in their eyes as they murmured their farewells. Sect Elder: “He's leaving. This scourge is finally leaving. We ca 172.1kReads9.1Score24kShelves
4. 4 师 Are the Senior and Junior Sisters a Couple? I’ll Break Them Up! 师姐师妹是一对？给你拆散咯！ Dong Ya栋丫Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted (Not a System novel + not a traditional cultivation novel + everyday romance + very slow pace + multiple heroines + junior sister first, then senior sister + ninety percent pure romance, ten percent something else) Jiang Ming unexpectedly discovers that his aloof, stunning senior sister and his soft, adorable junior sister have been in love for ten years. But as he spends time with them, he realizes their feelings are mistaken. They were simply relying on each other for survival when they were y 33.1kReads9.3Score3.5kShelves

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   [Smirking][Evil laugh][Evil laugh] These books will definitely satisfy your appetite. I'm not kidding, I've really read them all and am following them. If you don't laugh, you're the one 👍🏻. The first one is about the self-learning of the blond guy and the victim, the Cowboy's Ecstasy Record. The female lead and the second female lead are pseudo-lesbians (with misunderstandings about relationships) and are corrected by the male lead. The shameless and silly daily life begins. The second one features an eye-catching male lead, a born entertainer, with all sorts of crazy actions.

5. 5 七 The 1970s: The Hated Couple Goes Wild in the Compound 七零：万人嫌夫妇，大院发癫 Bobo Bedhead啵啵呆毛Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [1970s setting + delightfully unhinged and a little funny + violent, crazy heroine + spoiled, two-faced, scheming young husband + both leads join the army later] Ye Sanqiu is notorious as the most hated person in Trumpet Flower Brigade. The villagers and her own family have suffered endlessly at her hands... Granny Ye and the brigade leader are going gray from worry. Left with no choice, Granny Ye hands her a letter of introduction and a marriage certificate. “Sanqiu, you've wreaked havoc all ov 56.1kReads9.0Score6.4kShelves

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   I think these books are hilarious! The first one features Ye Sanqiu, a rather eccentric woman, both eccentric and powerful. The second one is funny from beginning to end 😂😂😂 You might think it's scary, but it's also hilarious, funny with a touch of horror 😂😂😂. The third one, tomb raiding, is also funny? You'll see for yourself

6. 6 出 Invincible the Moment I Leave the Village: How Will You Deal with Me? 出村就无敌，阁下如何应对 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted Liu Ye had always thought he was a good person, especially a devoted son. He was particularly filial to his mother. The Festive Funeral Ghost: What a load of crap! He was kind and gentle toward his father. The Water Ghost: Waaaah... Don’t come any closer! If you do, I’ll kill myself! He would go through fire and water for his friends. The other ghosts: You mean you’d stab us twice, right? All in all, Liu Ye felt that he was a very happy person. All the ghosts: Isn’t your happiness just our tragi 165kReads9.5Score21kShelves
7. 7 大 The Tang Dynasty’s Fine Prince 大唐好贤王 The Six Arts of the Gentlemen君子六艺Historical3.3M WordsCompleted [Funny and Stress-Relieving + Fiery Battles + Alternate History + “A Loving Father and Filial Son” + Top-Tier Jokesters Teaming Up + No System, Just a Golden Finger + Deep Grandparent-Grandchild Bond] In an alternate universe, in another Tang dynasty, the blood of the Xuanwu Gate Incident stained the flagstones beneath the palace walls red, and a different legend of the prosperous Tang began! Li Kuan, the second prince raised by his grandmother, Empress Dowager Taimu, survived a brush with dea 55.3kReads9.4Score4.7kShelves
8. 8 北 The Grave Robbers' Chronicles: Northern School 北派盗墓笔记 Yun Feng云峰Mystery4.5M WordsOngoing [Published in print and available online] [The Beipai Notes horizontal-screen drama is now streaming] [Tomb Raiding + Mystery + Antiques] I'm a poor kid from a mountain village in Northeast China. In the early twenty-first century, hoping to make something of myself, I joined a northern tomb-raiding crew. From south to north, I've seen every side of the underworld and crossed paths with people from all walks of life. Over the years, I went from a young man to a middle-aged one. My drinking got b 957.1kReads9.6Score121.4kShelves
9. 9 变 Gender Swap: My Life as a Wife Begins from Scratch 变身：从零开始的人妻生活 Dreaming Heart幻梦心Urban747k WordsCompleted [Gender Swap + Transformation into a Bride + 1v1 Romance + Everyday Life + Sweet Romance] After an accident, An Meng, a tough guy, discovered that she had become a married woman. And her husband was a domineering CEO. Luckily, they were only pretending to be a married couple under a contract, and the CEO claimed he already had someone he liked, whom he was slowly wooing. To get out of the contract as soon as possible, An Meng did everything she could to help the CEO turn up the heat. But when An 30.2kReads9.5Score2.3kShelves
10. 10 公 Young Master, Let Me Rob You of Your Beauty 公子，劫个色 Yue Jiu玥九Ancient Romance378k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + medicine + romance + making a fortune + lighthearted comedy + absurdity] A woman who transmigrated, a poor young prince, a bunch of goofy guards, an emperor who thinks about tricking women out of their money every day, an imaginative eunuch, a dim-witted crown prince, a scheming scholar, a poker-faced maid with exceptional martial arts, and a woman who only wants to keep male lovers and never marry... This is the hilarious story of a group of people growing up together. An Nin 493Reads8.9Score100Shelves
11. 11 反EN Villain: My Little Brother is the Chosen One 反派：我的弟弟是天选之子 I Keep a Fat Rabbit家养了只肥兔Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted "Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain 342.6kReads9.5Score38.8kShelves
12. 12 皇 The Emperor's Gold Medal County Magistrate 皇家金牌县令 Noodle King Zai板面王仔Historical2.7M WordsCompleted [Farming + lighthearted fun + transmigration] Fang Zhengyi transmigrates to the Great Jing dynasty and becomes a county magistrate. After seven years of work, he has created his own earthly paradise. He’d planned to live out his days as a carefree little emperor. In the thirteenth year of the Jinghe era, the emperor of Great Jing travels incognito and accidentally wanders into Taoyuan County... The moment the emperor enters the county, he is astonished! The many strange and wondrous things leave 228.3kReads9.5Score28.1kShelves
13. 13 让 I Told You to Turn Over a New Leaf, Not Become a Sex Demon! 让你浪子回头，你怎么成魅魔了！ Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban529k WordsCompleted [Villainous Incubus + Campus Life + Transmigrates into a Book + Lighthearted Comedy + Subversion of Tropes + Cunning Schemer + Multiple Heroines] Su Lang transmigrates into the novel about two young men switched at birth that he was reading before he died, becoming a spoiled fake young master with dyed yellow hair. He finds himself at the point in the story where he’s supposed to threaten the cool, aloof professor goddess into tutoring him at home. The System gives him a Second-Chance Scoundrel 15.3kReads6.9Score953Shelves

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    Friends, if you're tired of tired, overused jokes in comedy books, try these two! They're hilarious, and the author specializes in writing amazing stories.

14. 14 我 I'm a Good Person, So Why Do You Call Me a Menace? 我一个好人，你们说我是祸害？ Likes Eating Tangerines喜欢吃橘子Urban2.6M WordsOngoing [School Life, Everyday Comedy, Hilarious, spiritual qi revival, No Longer Human, Absurd, Shameless] When Qin Ke opened his eyes, he found himself in a parallel world undergoing spiritual qi revival! Right from the start, a bully showed up looking for trouble and asked him if he knew how to write the word “death”! No need to panic. He flipped open a dictionary and showed him exactly how to write it! “Repeat after me: si, as in ‘death’! Its opposite is ‘live,’ as in ‘stay alive’!” If the Syst 52.3kReads9.3Score5.2kShelves

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    Every single one of them is hilarious!

15. 15 斩 Slay the Gods: I’m the Proxy for Big Gray Wolf, and Even Conceptual Gods Are Gods 斩神：代理灰太狼，概念神也是神 Little Little Falling Leaf小小小落叶Male-Channel Fanfiction564k WordsOngoing [Slay the Gods]+ [Mentally Ill Protagonist]+ [Unhinged Comedy]+ [Big Bad Wolf’s Agent]+ [Conceptual Gods Are Gods Too]+ [Woolly]+ [Tom Cat]+ [Doraemon]+ [Who Cares If You Get It? Just Click and Read!] After transmigrating into the world of Slay the Gods, Chu Ming discovered that he had become a mental patient, and that he shared a doctor with Lin Qiye. Chu Ming was tied tightly to a hospital bed. Doctor Liu: “Sorry, your condition is rather serious. We have to restrain you.” Chu Ming: “I’m r 11.4kReads8.9Score1.1kShelves

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    These are some super hilarious books, especially the first and second ones; I can laugh myself awake at night!

16. 16 鄙 I, for One, Specialize in Getting Myself Killed 鄙人独善作死 As Long as the Green Hills Remain苟得青山在Urban2.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to another world, he obtains a Hatred Absorption System. He has to absorb hatred to increase his combat power. Well, then, my apologies, everyone. Hey, sis over there! Have you eaten? If not, take this punch! 24.9kReads9.3Score2.6kShelves
17. 17 一 The Outcast: Merging with Wuneng, I Get the Battle-Endurance Technique from the Start 一人：融合悟能，开局奖励熬战法 Tai Axiu太阿秀Male-Channel Fanfiction150k WordsOngoing [Welcome to the book, everyone who’s here for the fun.] Zhu Zizhen transmigrates into the world of The Outcast and receives Zhu Bajie’s fate. All he has to do to grow stronger is get important characters from the original story to try local delicacies. “Ding! Host detected inviting Bone-Scraping Blade Xia He to try cow dung hotpot.” Bone-Scraping Blade Xia He... clutches a basin and retches... System: “Ding! Since your friend Bone-Scraping Blade Xia He gave the cow dung hotpot a perfect score 16Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 18 半 I Play Rock-Paper-Scissors with the Mirror at Midnight, and I Won't Sleep Until I Win 半夜和镜子猜拳，我赢一把就睡 Mr. Krabs Loves to Eat蟹老板爱吃饭Mystery1.3M WordsCompleted The entire Xie family had a rather spooky air about them. His great-great-grandfather was a mountain wanderer, and his great-great-grandmother sewed up corpses. His great-grandfather was a Maoshan Taoist, and his great-grandmother was a spirit medium from Fengtian. His grandfather made paper offerings, his grandmother prepared bodies for burial, his father drove corpses, and his mother raised poison insects. Some of his ancestors even liked to dig themselves out of their graves… As a result, X 6.2kReads9.0Score559Shelves
19. 19 一 The Outcast: I'm the Fee-Charging Taoist, Working Nine to Five 一人之下：我加钱居士，朝九晚五 Meng Liangqi孟良柒Anime Fanfiction1.3M WordsCompleted [The Outcast fan fiction, lighthearted, funny, invincible, uplifting, no heroine, all friends] Zhou Fengliu transmigrated into the world of The Outcast and became an employee of Everywhere Express. He only wanted to enjoy life, and as luck would have it, he awakened the Clock-In System. As long as he clocked in and out on time, he could receive a random conceptual skill. From then on, Zhou Fengliu began laying low and steadily growing stronger... [You clocked in on time for one hundred days. Rew 24.5kReads8.4Score1.8kShelves
20. 20 异 A Different Ming Dynasty: I Became a Saint with a Hundred Lives 异世大明：我用一百条命成圣 Zi Yang紫炀Historical1.5M WordsOngoing Alternate-history Ming Dynasty / Fighting for the People / The Art of Toppling Dragons / Loyal Ministers Who Risk Their Lives to Remonstrate / Rules Horror Lately, the atmosphere at court in the Fengtian Hall has grown rather grim. For several days in a row, officials from one particular residence have been risking their lives to remonstrate, and they really do die on the spot. “I stake my life on this remonstrance!” Here we go again. But Emperor Zhu Chongba has changed his approach, too. “Do yo 9.7kReads9.2Score741Shelves

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    The first book, "The System of Reigns," rewards the protagonist with a hundred lives. He's practically dancing wildly in front of Zhu Yuanzhang, ready to die at any moment for refusing to change national policies. Isn't that infuriating? The others are mostly similar in their own way. If it's not funny, I'll get my roommate and give him a good spanking! 🔥🔥🔥

21. 21 诡 The Supernatural Is Hard to Kill? This Trickster Plays by No Rules 诡异难杀？这个老六不按套路出牌 Kaiwu开物Urban1.8M WordsOngoing He is the most dashing fishmonger in the eyes of the aunties. In the eyes of his psychiatrist, he is a completely unhinged schizophrenic. To the police, he is the unparalleled thug who chased a dog for seven blocks, wielding two knives. And in the world of the bizarre, he is the master of outrageous tricks, a name that makes everyone tremble. What? This bizarre thing is too hard to kill? Move aside and let me play with it first! 5.8kReads8.2Score482Shelves
22. 22 爷 Grandpa, Did You Really Start a Rebellion in the Underworld? 爷爷，您真在地府造反了？ A Big Shark一头大鲨鱼Mystery1.6M WordsCompleted [Campus Life, Everyday Moments, Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy, Supernatural, Shameless Antics, Unhinged Behavior] “Good grandson, Grandpa's out of money for the war. Hurry up and burn me some cash!” Zhang Di got nightmares like this at least once a day, but never thought much of them. Until one day, he dreamed his grandpa was fuming: “You little brat, why is it so hard to burn me some money? Fine, I'll send someone up there to teach you how to burn joss paper, step by step!” Grandpa's attacking a city? 17.3kReads9.4Score2.1kShelves
23. 23 人 Writing Self-Help in America, I Become the Nation's Choice for President 人在鹰酱写鸡汤，全民求我当总统 Steamed Plum Pastry Sauce蒸梅油酥汁Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Tang Darcy transmigrates to America and becomes a sheriff. He activates the Influencer System: all he has to do is write toxic inspirational quotes and cultivate influencers to earn rewards. How hard can that be? He fires off all kinds of self-contradictory quotes to fool foreigners: “America, Please Wait for Your People!” “Don't Make America Great Again! Give the Little People Their Dignity!” “Why Does China Wash Its Dishes Seven Times?!” The more foreigners he fools, the more buffs the System 16.7kReads9.6Score2.2kShelves
24. 24 直 Livestream: Healing the Underworld Day by Day, I'm the White Impermanence 直播：阴间治愈日常，我是白无常 Delicious Shimeji Mushroom美味的口蘑Urban1.9M WordsCompleted [Live streaming from the underworld + ghost officer + heartwarming everyday life] Jiang Lin is a White Impermanence, guiding the dead to the afterlife and delivering messages in dreams. One day, he obtains an Underworld Live-Streaming System. He can earn rewards by promoting the culture of the Netherworld. From then on, a miraculous livestream appears in the human world, connecting the realms of the living and the dead. A typical day in the livestream: “Ghost: Stay away from me!” “This really is 22.1kReads9.6Score2.6kShelves
25. 25 时EN Time Stop from the Start, Even Evil Gods Have to Kneel Before Me! 时停起手，邪神也得给我跪下！ Six Gourds六个葫芦Urban2.7M WordsOngoing [Time Stop + Apocalypse + Superpowers + Arrogance + Forgetting Your Roots + Rejecting Inner Turmoil] Bai Ye transmigrated to the age of the Great Cataclysm, two hundred years in the future. This world was full of danger, its people were honest and simple, and mutated beasts ran rampant. But he wasn't worried. Because he could stop time for one minute every day. If he didn't use it today, he could save it up for tomorrow. When time across the world hit zero, he would be the only one who could mov 696.8kReads9.4Score50.3kShelves

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    The book's overall performance is stable. The first chaotic chapter is over, and the newly opened "Apocalypse Supplier" chapter had me laughing so hard I almost vomited blood. It's not that my threshold for humor is too low, it's just that the protagonist's origins are too ridiculous [laughing and crying emojis]. Every move is unexpected. The "Time Stop" opening in "Gourd" is also excellent; not only is it hilarious, but the characters are also very well-developed. You can clearly feel the different personalities of each character. These are all good books. Just read them! If you don't laugh, you might be diagnosed with moderate depression [facepalm emoji].

26. 26 我 My Emperor Father Can Read Minds 我的皇帝父亲会读心 Bone-Leak Gua Wen骨漏呱闻Historical1.3M WordsCompleted [Infrastructure Building Focus ✚ Mostly Comedy ✚ Not Historically Accurate ✚ No Romance] Emperor Wei prided himself on being a wise ruler. His ministers served him well, his harem was harmonious, and his children were clever and filial. That is, until he was struck by lightning. Afterward, he gained the ability to read minds, and finally learned that everyone around him was two-faced, saying one thing while thinking another! Emperor Wei was devastated. So he had been such a failure as an emperor 57.1kReads9.3Score5.3kShelves

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    [Shocked][Shocked][Shocked] It's aborted! [Shocked][Shocked] Father can read minds! No romance, no ambiguity, no female lead, the protagonist is a widowed king, innocently so. [Staring] The main character focuses on infrastructure building. Funny and silly. Completed. It's about the protagonist being lazy for fifteen years 😎 Then a bombshell dropped 🌩️ Crackle!! His father awakened indiscriminate mind-reading, so from then on, the protagonist began his journey of building an infrastructure dynasty, fooling a group of resentful brothers along the way, together [Attention][Attention][Attention]

27. 27 我EN I Made Up Cultivation Techniques, So How Did You All Become Great Emperors? 我瞎编功法，你们怎么都成大帝了 Drunk on Wind and Smoke风烟醉Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted Chen Xuan transmigrates to the Xuantian Continent. Unable to cultivate, he unexpectedly awakens a System that makes him stronger every time he takes on a disciple. To grow stronger, he starts bluffing his way into taking disciples. When he doesn’t know a cultivation technique, he just makes one up. To his complete surprise, every one of his disciples masters their techniques. A hundred years later, Chen Xuan watches as each of his disciples becomes an unparalleled Great Emperor and can’t help 2.7kReads8.9Score652Shelves
28. 28 反EN Villain: Master and Senior Sister, I Beg You 反派：师尊师姐求你们了 The Way Reveals Itself to the Traveler天行见道Eastern Fantasy4.7M WordsCompleted [Multiple heroines] [Humor] [Plenty of romance] [Sweet later on] [Inner thoughts] Lin Heng transmigrates into the book A Record of Beauties as a cannon-fodder villain. As long as he follows the proper villain or hero plotline and keeps his head down until the end, he can become an unrivaled powerhouse. But then the heroines somehow start hearing his inner thoughts. No matter how the story transitions between hero and villain arcs, he now risks being killed by the protagonist! [That airheaded mas 51.3kReads8.3Score4.7kShelves
29. 29 让EN You're Supposed to Do Evil, Not Do Away with Evildoers! 让你做恶，不是让你做掉恶人啊喂 Make This Monk Your Core请以贫僧为核Urban911k WordsOngoing [Traditional high-level martial arts + memes + sharp tongue + comedy + clever plotting + one heroine] Xu Yuan transmigrates unexpectedly to Planet Earth, where divine martial arts reign supreme. A Crime List appears in his mind. As long as he commits evil, he earns Crime Points and can climb the rankings to claim rewards. The higher his rank, the greater the rewards. Xu Yuan thinks, So I'm supposed to become a scumbag? What about my family? But he soon discovers that doing good deeds actually de 41kReads8.7Score3.9kShelves
30. 30 大 Great Tang: Li Shimin Begs Me to Start a Rebellion 大唐：李世民求我造反 Joy Throughout the Land天下乐Historical3.1M WordsCompleted Li Ke transmigrates to the Zhenguan era of the Tang dynasty. He plans to use his skills as a motivational speaker to brainwash a loyal crew and keep his head down as an unremarkable prince. But eight years after transmigrating, he discovers that he brought along an entire national strategic reserve warehouse. So Li Ke throws caution to the wind. If he’s going to be a prince, he might as well be one who fears nothing and lives as freely as he pleases! First, he starts a newspaper to build his rep 156.4kReads9.5Score16.9kShelves
31. 31 玄 I Am Unaware That I Am the Peerless Martial God 玄幻：原来我是绝世武神 Feng Lingbei风凌北Eastern Fantasy3.0M WordsCompleted Yi Feng transmigrates to a world of cultivation. Unfortunately, he has no hope of becoming an immortal, so he can only remain a mortal and hopes to live a peaceful life. But he has no idea... The dog he took in became a mighty demon king after eating his food. The kitchen knife he casually forged became an unparalleled divine weapon, sparking a fierce scramble among countless powerful figures. The young disciple he took in became an Immortal King after practicing his cultivation technique, usher 25.5kReads9.0Score3.3kShelves
32. 32 我 I’m Just Slacking Off, Who Accused Me of Usurping the Throne? 我一摸鱼的，谁污蔑我摄政？ Who Knows Where知向谁边Historical1.6M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy] + [alternate history] + [one heroine] + [nearly invincible] My name is Ling Chen, and I'm in ancient times. To obtain citizenship in the Great Zhou dynasty, I was forced to volunteer for the Vanguard Battalion and go chop people up on the battlefield. By a twist of fate, I rescued an old geezer from the enemy. It was the best investment I ever made. I thought I had latched onto a powerful patron. But... Why am I the MVP when the results screen comes up? That's when I final 31.1kReads8.5Score2.3kShelves

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    I laughed so hard I slapped Sadako next to me. Wait a minute, Sadako...

33. 33 穿 After Becoming a Substitute, She Stayed Up All Night Studying the Nanny Handbook 穿替身后，她连夜攻读月嫂手册 Little White Snake in the Waves浪里小白蛇Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted After overworked office drone Ye Qingqing transmigrated into the role of a stand-in for someone’s one true love, all she wanted was to make money. When the domineering CEO told her to dance, she put on a white dress and started doing the hand dance. When he told her to sing, she shocked the bar with a song called “My Surname Is Shi.” When the woman he truly loved framed her, she handed over a job application, complete with an advanced nanny certificate. When a rich young lady tried to humiliate 16.6kReads9.0Score2kShelves
34. 34 我 My Dad's Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 我爸那笑死人的沙雕爱情 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted My Dad’s Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 55.7kReads—Score532Shelves

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    Funny!!!!

35. 35 老 Is My Husband Dead Yet? 老公今天死了吗？ Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted Did my husband die today? 4kReads—Score110Shelves
36. 36 白 The Girl of My Dreams Is Just Old, Not Dead 白月光只是老了，不是死了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance13k WordsCompleted The woman you can never forget has simply grown old. She hasn’t died. 7.6kReads—Score118Shelves
37. 37 大 Great Ming: I Have a Brain Disorder, Yet You Still Want Me to Be Emperor 大明：我有脑疾，你还让我当皇帝 Let's Finish This Bottle of Lao Gan Ma干了这瓶老干妈Historical1.1M WordsOngoing Zhu Su was an overworked wage slave from the 22nd century. After falling asleep, he transmigrates and becomes Zhu Su, the Ming dynasty's fifth prince. At eight years old, he risks his life to save Empress Ma and the crown prince. That same year, the imperial physician diagnoses him with a brain disorder. Now the empress and crown prince owe him their lives, and he even has an official “medical certificate” from the imperial physician. Zhu Su charges headlong down the path of pretending to have a 9.8kReads9.1Score675Shelves

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    The first book goes without saying, the second one is non-stop laughs, the third one is very well written, humor is only part of it, the fourth one is written by a girl, but it's also very funny, the fifth one is good in the beginning, but becomes a bit repetitive later on.

38. 38 我 My Three-Year-Old Son Is a Little Comedian Who Drives Away Every Woman Who Takes an Interest in My Husband 我儿子三岁，是个笑话精，专克老公桃花 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted My Three-Year-Old Son Is a Little Comedian Who Keeps My Husband's Admirers at Bay 2kReads—Score—Shelves

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    Hilarious and absurd!

39. 39 我 My Sister’s Boss Fell for My Brother 我姐的老板爱上了我弟 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted My Sister's Boss Fell in Love with My Brother 1.1kReads—Score—Shelves
40. 40 将 The General Came Back to Divorce Me, and Everyone Went Crazy 将军回来要休我，全员发疯 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Female-Channel Fanfiction13k WordsCompleted The General Comes Home to Divorce Me, and Everyone Goes Mad 163Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 41 开 The Empress Is My Principal Wife From the Start 开局女帝做正宫 Spicy Little Crawfish劲爆小龙虾Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted Xiao Tian, a man with a persecution complex, is the top operative of Earth’s assassin organization and a grandmaster who has mastered both internal and external arts. When he is surrounded and attacked, he transmigrates to another world where combat power is off the charts and becomes the Empress’s husband. In the eyes of others, Xiao Tian is an ordinary man with no cultivation, the world’s number one kept man. And, right on cue, the System arrives. This seems to be a story about an Earthling wi 26.9kReads9.2Score2.4kShelves
42. 42 这 This Pregnancy Romance Is Completely Unhinged 这个好孕文太颠了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折9k WordsCompleted This pregnancy story is completely wild. 681Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 43 顶 The Top Assassin Falls in Love at First Sight with the Target 顶级杀手对任务对象一见钟情了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted The top assassin fell in love at first sight with their target. 396Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 44 斩 Slay the Gods: One Punch and Zhao Kongcheng Gets a Zanpakuto 斩神：一拳给赵空城打造斩魄刀 Warm Corpse温热的尸体Male-Channel Fanfiction1.2M WordsCompleted [Slay the Gods + One-Punch Man + invincible + unhinged antics + romance without heartbreak + plenty of bromance] After transmigrating into the Slay the Gods world, Bai Yu gained the powers of One-Punch Man. As long as he followed Saitama’s training regimen, his strength would double every single day! While others were steadily advancing through the “Cup,” “Pool,” and “River” ranks, he went bald, and he got strong. The Cangnan catastrophe struck, and Indra descended in all his divine majesty! He 4.8kReads8.5Score517Shelves

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45. 45 霍 Hogwarts: You Want Me to Kill Voldemort? That'll Cost Extra 霍格沃兹：让我砍伏地魔？得加钱 Blow, Blow, Blow, Get Fatter吹吹吹肥肥Male-Channel Fanfiction812k WordsCompleted [Comedy + System + Transmigration] After transmigrating into the Harry Potter world, Huo Er Weasley awakens a “Pay-to-Win” System. As long as he has Galleons, he can keep getting stronger. Other people study through hard work. Huo Er relies on Galleons. Other people study through insight. Huo Er relies on Galleons. Other people study through natural talent. Huo Er still freaking relies on Galleons! As long as you pay, he’ll take down any Malfoy, Black, or Lestrange you name. Pay enough, and he’l 4.3kReads8.4Score443Shelves
46. 46 盘 Pangu: Guys, Pangu’s Back for Revenge! 盘古：统子们，我盘古来复仇了！ The One Who Wants to Laugh想笑的Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted [Chaos + Primordial World + Daily System Hunting + No Romance + System Terminator] As a System, your daily routine is to train your Host and hunt for Pangu! If a System doesn't have Pangu's blood, how can it show its face? How embarrassing! Draw blood! Extract marrow! Drain his soul! A horde of Systems charges at Pangu, armed with swords, spears, clubs, and giant syringes! As the boss of Chaos and big brother to the Three Thousand Demon Gods, Pangu's daily routine is to hunt Systems with his 14.6kReads9.2Score1.6kShelves

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    🍈🍈This book is absolutely hilarious! [Laughing emoji] It's incredibly good, lighthearted, humorous, and full of wildly imaginative ideas. The battle of wits between the three thousand systems and Pangu is constantly unfolding. When Pangu, the leader of chaos, encounters the three thousand systems that are relentlessly trying to extract his blood and marrow! Pangu's daily life is either slaughtering systems or on his way to slaughtering systems, and "cutting down a system to refresh myself" has become his catchphrase.

47. 47 超 A Collection of Super-Short, Sweet Romances 超短篇小甜文合集 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Modern Romance124k WordsCompleted All are sweet little stories! Each one is a standalone, super-short tale. Straightforward romance, no misunderstandings, quick progress, and quick endings. Story One: A tree finds his companion vine [Zhu Yan x Yue Zhiteng] Story Two: The man fought over by a rich woman and a rich young man [Tao Zhuo x Chen Shu] Story Three: A mountain spirit obsessed with human phones and a human who fall for each other [Lin Fenfen x Lu Yuan] Story Four: A severely lopsided student reborn in her third year of mi 3.7kReads8.2Score248Shelves
48. 48 黄 A Weasel Demands a Title, So I Reveal My Purple-Robed Celestial Master's True Form 黄皮子讨封，我亮出紫袍天师法身 Horse-Herder Immortal出马仙Mystery4.8M WordsCompleted Humorous and hilarious + traditional supernatural folklore + spirit medium rituals + no System Zhang Tiezhu staggers home drunk one night. He runs into a tailless weasel that asks him for a blessing. The weasel asks, “Do I look more like a human or a god to you?” “Heh... You look like your grandma’s leg!” The weasel says, “...Brother Zhang, cut it out. Give me a proper answer!” Zhang Tiezhu says, “Weasel, let me tell you: these days, you have to believe in science!” The weasel says, “I’m a Yello 52.9kReads8.9Score8kShelves

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    Books that will make you laugh until your stomach hurts

49. 49 精 A Psychotic in the Hong Kong Movie World: Mad and Mighty! 精神病人在港片世界又癫又强！ Tiger of the Major Crimes Unit重案组芝虎Male-Channel Fanfiction641k WordsCompleted [Movie world + madman + comedy + cops, gangsters, and crime] Chen Zifeng was an utterly ordinary guy who, in a freak accident, transmigrated into the world of Hong Kong movies and had the bad luck to fuse souls with a mental patient. He thought he was doomed from the start, but after the fusion, he turned out to be a genius. He could pick up any skill with ease, just by learning it once. From then on, the Hong Kong movie world had a new resident: a madman who did things his own way. Underworld l 8.9kReads9.0Score312Shelves

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    The first book is simply a case of the author being completely absorbed in their own linguistic artistry—it's too absurd. The second book features a protagonist who's practically insane. The third book has a subtle sense of eccentricity. The fourth book is a slice-of-life comedy set in the city; those who enjoy this genre might want to check it out.

50. 50 修 The First Great Mess in the Cultivation World 修仙界第一混乱 Noodle King Zai板面王仔Eastern Fantasy2.7M WordsCompleted “Sect Master Sun, your sect is now a renowned sword sect in the northern cultivation world. What is your opinion of Dean Xu?” “I often tell people in the know that Dean Xu is my idol. People hunt him down, and he still tries to make friends and strike deals with them. He raises disciples until they reach Foundation Establishment, then stops teaching them and sells them off to other sects. Now his students are everywhere, and his people are all over the place.” “And how do the senior members of 175kReads9.5Score30.6kShelves

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