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- 501 You Stole My Fate? The Capital’s Heiress Goes on a Rampage to Clean Up the Entertainment Industry 夺我命格?京圈千金发癫整顿内娱 [Showbiz + livestreaming + ridiculous antics + going off the rails + meme humor + irresistible charm] Yu Tingtang bumps her head and discovers she's the villainess in a Mary Sue novel. Her family cuts ties with her, her boyfriend betrays her, the whole internet curses her, and a stay in a psychiatric hospital is waiting for her! Raised in a Taoist temple, Yu Tingtang remains calm: Better to bury someone else than blame yourself. When reason doesn't work, she just goes completely nuts! On a 15.3kReads9.4Score2.4kShelves
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Slay the Gods: I’m a Water-Spirited River God, You Know 斩神:人家是水灵灵的河神哟
[Slaying the Gods + roleplay + River God + conceptual deity + goofy humor + stealing the spotlight + near-invincible + shamelessly unbothered] [The highest-rated Slaying the Gods fanfic. He Fan transmigrates into the world of Slaying the Gods. The bad news: He runs into a Faceless and nearly bites the dust. The good news: He awakens the [God-Tier Roleplay System]. From the start, he plays the River God. Once his roleplay reaches certain
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- 503 I Just Want to Slack Off, So How Did I Become a Top-Tier Star? 只想摆烂的我,怎么成顶流巨星了 [Comedy + lighthearted + one heroine] When Chen Ci stands on the stage of Voice of Huaxia, covering his face as he “cries,” everyone in the audience thinks he'll play up his sob story for attention, just like the other contestants. But who could have guessed that the moment Chen Ci starts telling his sob story, the whole internet would burst out laughing! “A gambling-addicted dad, a sick mom, a little sister still in school, and a broken home!” Audience: “Dude, seriously? Who taught you to t 6.1kReads8.4Score289Shelves
- 504 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 217.1kReads9.6Score24.4kShelves
- 505 Three Terrible Fortune Sticks? This Daoist Will Defy Heaven and Change Your Fate! 三次下下签?贫道替你逆天改命! [Lighthearted comedy + Meme references + Satisfying power fantasy] Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, invited to take part in a livestreamed variety show. Visitor: “Reverend, I can’t get over her. What should I do?” Fang Yang: “She’s bad luck for you!” Visitor: “Reverend, I found a huge tomb. Want to come with me?” Fang Yang: “No. I can’t handle those mechanisms.” Visitor: “What mechanisms?” Fang Yang: “The public security authorities!” Visitor: “Reverend, a 43.9kReads8.9Score3.6kShelves
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Goofy Livestream: You Call This a Public Affairs Program? 沙雕直播:你管这叫民生节目?
[Absurd and chaotic + System + ridiculous news + livestreaming + current affairs + turning everyone's world upside down + a little entertainment] The long-running public affairs program Family is about to be taken off the air. But after rookie reporter Lu Yun takes over, the show goes completely off the rails! Shocking! A couple secretly gets married and goes home with their marriage certificate to break the news, only to discover the boyfriend is an illegitimate son! Tragic! A college student h
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- 507 Exploring the Myriad Worlds, Starting with KonoSuba 从素晴开始玩转诸天 [Absurd comedy] [Comedy] [The Myriad Worlds] [Golden Spirit] [Black Will] [Close-Combat Mage] [Magnetic Field Rotation] [Brain storage area] [KonoSuba] is the main everyday world, focused on silly, joyful daily life, with trips to other worlds for training. [JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] [The Outcast] [Demon Slayer] [Naruto] [The Storm Riders, manga version] Crossover worlds When Qingmu was still a nobody, he acquired a completely nonsensical skill. He used that ridiculous skill to create a ridiculo 7.4kReads9.3Score486Shelves
- 508 My Hilarious Junior Sister Is a Laid-Back Cultivator 沙雕师妹咸鱼修仙 [Xianxia + comedy + immortal cultivation + suona] Yun Qiqi spent her whole life as a happy slacker in the modern world. She never expected that after dying, she'd transmigrate to an immortal cultivation world where everyone was a workaholic. But she still refused to work! When choosing a master, Yun Qiqi thought it over for a long time. Sword cultivators worked too hard and had no money. Talisman cultivators drew talismans all day, and she couldn't even write properly, let alone draw talismans. 30.5kReads9.2Score3kShelves
- 509 EN Investment Rewards Made Me the Top-Ranked Empress 投资返利,我成女帝榜一 After transmigrating into a martial arts world, Li Mo bound himself to an Investment System that let him see his targets' natural talents, destiny, and future. The better their destiny, the richer the rewards he received. Then he discovered that the aloof girl he'd grown up with had the highest-tier red destiny. She was destined to become an Empress who would rule the Nine Heavens and the Ten Lands. Lately, she seemed troubled about how to unblock her sealed meridians and reveal her talent ahead 20.9kReads9.1Score1.8kShelves
- 510 Everyone Digs for Treasure, but Only I Can See the Hints 全民挖宝,只有我能看到提示 [First release anywhere online + no saintly heroine + satisfying story + decisive and ruthless + gleefully slaughtering everything] “Shocking! Shocking! The whole world is shocked! Daddy Ma spent one billion yuan to buy ten Super Treasure Maps and finally dug up a Nine-Turn Golden Elixir. He has now attained immortality!!!” “Good news, good news! A high school senior used a Treasure Map to dig up an ancient golden elixir. From now on, my fate is mine to control!” “Rumor has it that netizen Ye us 70.2kReads8.8Score4.6kShelves
- 511 Are You Crazy, Junior Martial Uncle? You Call This an Ordinary Person? 疯了吧,小师叔你这也叫普通人? [Mindless Power Fantasy + Invincible Hero + Comedy + Misunderstandings] Have you ever seen an invincible cultivator who works as a pet-scooper? Unable to afford even one flower coin, Chen Tianlong was forced to transmigrate to a world of cultivation. For three years on Absolute God Peak, he fed pigs, chickens, cows, dogs, and cats, and was honored to become the zoo keeper. Then one day, the gears of fate began to turn. The leader of the Tianxuan Sect discovered that the chicken was actually a ph 1.1kReads8.5Score100Shelves
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A Divine General Dwells Above the Jade Tower, and Building Towers Makes Me Stronger! 琼楼之上有神将,我盖楼就变强!
[A wildly imaginative fantasy built around architecture, entirely original, with nothing like it anywhere online!] In a world where architecture reigns supreme, every building must endure a Heavenly Tribulation when it is first constructed! If it survives the tribulation, a guardian general will be born within it! If it fails, the building will vanish into nothingness! Guardian generals are born with all kinds of miraculous abilities, and humans can fuse with them to gain their tremendous powers
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- 513 One Man Destroyed My Spiritual Root, So I Summoned the Four Seas and Eight Wastelands to Beat Him Up 一人毁我灵根,我摇四海八荒群殴 [Goofy strong female lead + hilarious feel-good power fantasy] Qin Qian Ning transmigrates into a book! She becomes the miserable female supporting character in a story where everyone dotes on the heroine. The heroine is the chosen one, who finds rare spirit herbs just by walking around and wins without lifting a finger. Meanwhile, Qin Qian Ning studies and trains hard, only to get struck by lightning on her way to the bathroom, and eventually beaten to death by her senior brothers. What a sucke 6kReads9.3Score982Shelves
- 514 This Holy Son Is Way Too Cautious 这个圣子太稳健啦 [Reborn + Satisfying power fantasy + Daily life + Cunning protagonist + Lighthearted + Subverts expectations] “This is paradise for the strong and a graveyard for the weak.” Su Huai, a burned-out office worker, wakes up to discover he has transmigrated to the Immortal Domain, a place where the strong prey on the weak and danger lurks everywhere. After seven chaotic lives ending in tragic deaths and fresh starts, with no favor from the System, he finally uses the experience of his previous lives 17kReads9.2Score1.1kShelves
- 515 I Really Don't Want to Be an Artist 我真不想当艺术家 [Entertainment industry + twin sisters + campus belle + everyday life + comedy + sweet romance] Yun Ran was a slacker who spent fourteen years completing his beginner’s quest. The moment he finished it, he swore: Even if he fell to his death, died outside, or jumped off a building, he would never do another quest! At an arts festival, Yun Ran became a sensation across the country. Just as netizens were getting excited, no one expected this guy to turn down every offer from entertainment companie 4.7kReads8.9Score295Shelves
- 516 The Sharp-Tongued Sky Screen: Nothing but Scandalous Past Secrets 嘴毒天幕:专讲黑历史 Su Jin has no idea that the short videos he watches are being broadcast to audiences throughout the ages. As a result, countless emperors, scholar-officials, officials, scholars, and commoners from the ancient past, the Shang and Zhou, Qin and Han, Wei and Jin, Sui and Tang, and Song, Yuan, Ming, and Qing dynasties come to treat the sky screen, which plays at the same time every day, as a teacher for learning or as entertainment over tea. It brings about many changes across the dynasties that ot 16.3kReads8.4Score567Shelves
- 517 Livestream: The Cultivation World Has Turned Into a Meme, What Does That Have to Do with Me? 直播:修真界变沙雕,关我何事? Chen Feng transmigrated to the Mysterious Realm and started a livestreaming career. The System, which clearly had no regard for human decency, gave him a pile of bizarre skills. From then on, the world of cultivation got a whole lot weirder. [Voice of Filial Piety, Expert Appraisal Edition]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love? [Paper-Cutting People, Li Goushou Edition]: All-in-one funeral rites and ghost salvation. [Fifty-Cent Special Effects]: What? 29.4kReads9.2Score3.4kShelves
- 518 Fairy, Let Me Explain 仙子你听我解释 [Multiple female leads | seducing the master | no System | comic antics | slice of life, light on the main plot] Before joining Tianxu, I thought cultivating immortality meant slaying demons, carrying a three-foot sword, proving the Dao and attaining eternal life, and living free of grudges. After joining Tianxu, I discovered that every one of my fellow disciples was a brilliant oddball, all the elders were masters of wild antics, and the ultimate destination of cultivation was apparently pure a 60.2kReads9.0Score5.3kShelves
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Master Calligrapher? Poet Immortal? Chief Minister? That's Right, I'm All of Them 书圣?诗仙?首辅?没错,都是我
In his previous life, Cui Xian was a PhD in Chinese Language and Literature at a top-tier university. In this life, he transmigrated to ancient times, into a poor family with no connections: A destitute home, a pregnant mother, young siblings, an uncle who had failed the exams six times and was hopeless at studying, a grandmother so obsessed with imagining her son placing high in the imperial examinations that she had become delusional, and Cui Xian, who was only eight years old. Cui Xian: This
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- 520 Get on Board! It's Time to Overthrow the Qing and Restore the Ming 快上船,反清复明啦 Standing before you is Zhu Zaiming, His Majesty the Emperor of the Second Ming Empire: lord of Australia, savior of the Yin people, leader of the Americas, pioneer of the ironclad battleship, nightmare of Europe, dear friend of Napoleon, supreme leader of Eastern civilization, and father of the world… The story of the Second Ming’s rise begins with a group of Han people stranded in Australia… 187Reads8.9Score—Shelves
- 521 Oh No, Conan’s Coming to Film an Episode at My House! 坏了,柯南要来我家拍一集! [Comedy + Everyday Life + One Heroine + Pure Romance] After transmigrating to the world of Detective Conan, is he about to become Conan's classmate? Ogawa Matsu has both parents and a happy family. To protect his loved ones, he resolutely decides to join the Junior Detective League. As the saying goes, once one person joins the club, the whole family is safe. Cases never seem to involve the few kids in the Junior Detective League or their families. Today is Conan's first day at his new school, a 5.1kReads9.2Score404Shelves
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I Killed My Wife a Hundred Thousand Times and Became a God in a Haunted World 杀老婆十万次,我在诡异世界封神
[Lighthearted Comedy + Exhilarating Action + Decisive and Ruthless + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Paranormal Revival] Song Zhong unlocked the Doge Q ability, and all his evolutions depended on stacking Q. Each stack made him stronger! At 300 Q stacks, he unlocks Lethal Tempo. Q stacks increase his attack speed, up to a maximum of six stacks. At max stacks, his attack speed doubles! At 1,000 Q stacks, he unlocks Heartsteel. Steel gates randomly appear on nearby targets. Strike them with Q t
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- 523 The Grim Reaper? Call Me the Gatling Bodhisattva! 死神?请叫我南无加特林菩萨! (Full-cast audio + comic adaptation) [Hilarious antics + Superpowers + Mental illness + Merit + System + Parody] When a menace awakens an SSS-rank explosive ability, sorry, school... I’m blowing the whole place up... Someone broke into my house? Blow it up! Someone’s robbing the black market? Blow it up! Someone’s robbing a bank? Blow it up, blow it up, blow it all up! The Goblin Abyss? Wait, I’ll blow that up later. First, let me slip in a laxative... Xing Ye, last in the whole school, awakens 19kReads8.8Score2.1kShelves
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I Beat Up Evil Spirits Right After I Was Born 刚出生的我就暴打厉鬼
[Hilarious Ghost Hunting]+ [No System]: The protagonist was still in the womb when a fierce ghost set its sights on him. Talk about hilarious! The ghost snatched me away, but I opened my eyes in its palm. “How dare you, demon! I could tell at a glance that you’re not human. You don’t know your place, and you still want to eat me?”
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- 525 EN I Threaten the Female Lead from the Start, and I'm Set on Being the Villain 开局威胁女主,这个反派我当定了 [Scheming, shameless, hilarious. Pure-love fans, beware] Jiang Che transmigrated into the role of a rich second-generation villain in a modern wish-fulfillment novel, and was bound to a God-Tier Choice System. From the start, he happened to catch the heroine trying to sneak a peek at the exam papers. A villain’s choice was triggered! [Choice One: Pretend you saw nothing] [Choice Two: Shout at her, drawing a crowd] [Choice Three: ...] And so, a perverted supervillain was born. To avoid being 79.6kReads8.9Score6.6kShelves
- 526 Slay the Gods: Yingzi, Mind Yourself. Don't Do Anything Reckless! 斩神:缨子请自重,你别乱来呀! Ye Xiaobai transmigrates into the world of Slay the Gods and obtains an Emotion System. The stronger the person whose emotions he stirs, the greater their emotional fluctuations, and the richer the rewards he receives. So here's the question: which emotion is easiest to provoke? The answer is obviously anger. In other words, making people see red makes you stronger, and Ye Xiaobai knows exactly how to do that. And so Ye Xiaobai gradually starts letting loose. “Hey, Yingzi, you should've been dri 13.1kReads9.2Score1.2kShelves
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A Great Brawl of Technicians: A Tidal Wave of Skills Sweeps the Heavens 技师大混战,技能狂潮席卷诸天
[Infinite Flow] + [Ridiculous Skills] + [Lighthearted Comedy] The Gods’ Game suddenly descends, forcing all living beings to take part in round after round of games. This game sweeping across the heavens is a grand feast laid out by the supreme rulers. The male lead, Wei Ji, awakens the core skill [Man Among Men, Lu Bu] and the divine skill [Fated to Be Alone]. He becomes a celibate Lu Bu, invincible and peerless beneath the heavens. (There are frequent scenes of betraying his sworn fathers.) We
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Post-00s Dad Livestreams Parenting: Dad, Why Are You Crying Louder Than the Baby? 零零后直播带娃:爹咋哭的比娃响
As people pay more and more attention to their children's education, a live reality show called Fatherly Love Is a Mountain gets underway. The production team randomly selects one dad born in the 1980s, one born in the 1990s, and one born in the 2000s. The dad born in the 1980s is an all-rounder when it comes to childcare, looking after his daughter with meticulous care and tenderness. Viewers: “A father's love is like a mountain! This dad really shields his daughter from every storm!” The dad b
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You’re a Game Designer, So Why Are You Filing Reports at the Police Station Every Day? 你个游戏设计师,天天警局备案?
[Extremely Illegal] [Come Get Me] [Not Human] [Livestream Meme Mayhem] [Hilarious] PS: This is a lighthearted, funny story full of livestream antics and memes. After transmigrating to a parallel world, Chu Sheng awakens a god-tier game designer System. He gets streamers and viewers worked up, earns emotional points, and unlocks more games. But Chu Sheng discovers that every game he unlocks is way too illegal! He unlocks Thief Simulator and makes Dai Xiaomei cry. But the robbery is so realistic t
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- 530 EN Naruto: Starting by Punching Trees, Shocking Kurama! 火影:开局撸树,震惊九喇嘛! [Comedy First] [One Female Lead] [Lighthearted Fun] [Plot-Driven] [Happy Rescue] [MC System] Zhou Ming works himself to death from overtime, then is born into Konoha as a prince. He decides he mustn't give Naruto too much lip, and discovers that he has an MC inventory. From that moment on, the Shinobi World's whole vibe starts going crooked... Uchiha Xiao Yan, carrying a Heavy Black Ruler and always flinging a handful of lime powder at the start of a fight, becomes the nightmare of everyone who 4kReads9.2Score223Shelves
- 531 Lying Flat at the Brothel, Listening to Music, and Now the System Is Panicking 躺平勾栏听曲,系统急了 [Lighthearted + funny + invincible master lineage + bandit System + powerful backer + whole sect full of sneaky schemers + everyone’s favorite + throwing his weight around + cultivation, but not too serious, all about mining] After spending five years listening to music in the pleasure quarters, the System can't take it anymore. [System: Buddy, do you want to be invincible in this world? Just complete the beginner's quest...] Xu Anshan: Do you think I need that? I am the Peak Master of Wushi Pea 50.1kReads9.4Score5.1kShelves
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More Children, More Blessings: The Immortal Maidens' Fertility Goes Through the Roof 多子多福,仙子孕气爆炸
[Adapted into a short drama, so read with confidence] Ye Kaishan transmigrated to the Cultivation World and spent his life pursuing immortality and the Dao, but he had no spiritual roots. Fortunately, there was still a way forward. Just as he was nearing the end of his life, the more children, more blessings System arrived in time. A hundred years of hard cultivation couldn't compare to one night for the Patriarch. He founded a sect and carved up the Three Thousand Realms, while Ye family's desc
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My System Keeps Trying to Make Me Go Bald 我的系统整天都想让我秃头
[Absurd, Funny, Subversive] [Because I've been caught in the rain, I want to smash everyone's umbrellas] [Auntie, you've taken such good care of yourself. You're over 50 and still have all your limbs] [Basketball content included; skip if it's not your thing] When 18-year-old Xu An was told by the System that he'd be standing on a rooftop at 40, looking out at the view, all the color drained from his dream of a life spent lying flat. To somehow make it to 41, he had no choice but to activate t
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- 534 You’re Practicing Immortality All Wrong! 这仙你乱修的吧! [Slice-of-life cultivation + comedy + lighthearted + transmigration + no System] Xu Qing, a seasoned corporate wage slave trapped in the 996 work schedule, transmigrates one day. He’d hoped to enjoy a carefree life with beautiful wives and concubines, but Sect Master Yu Hongshang brings him into one of the cultivation world’s top sects as her personal disciple. Who would’ve thought that after joining the sect, Xu Qing would have to look after his junior sister and even take care of a dog? With n 19.2kReads8.5Score1.6kShelves
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Slay the Gods: Nyx Wins Him Over, and Hongying Won't Stand for It 斩神:被倪克斯拿下,红缨不干了
[Slay the Gods]+ [Chuunibyou Protagonist]+ [All CPs]+ [Absorbs Negative Emotions]+ [Memes and Comedy]+ [Elias's Agent]+ [Undead Leveling System] Featuring all sorts of game elements: “Talking Tom,” “Happy Farm,” “PUBG,” “Honor of Kings,” and more... Luo Xiaofei: “Hey, classmate. You think covering your eyes with a whole piece of cloth makes you look like Lin Qiye?” Lin Qiye: “Hello. My name really is Lin Qiye. I just transferred here.” Nyx: “Did I dream that?” Zhao Kongcheng: “This kid studies
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Dating Show: I Became a Top-Tier Star by Being Shameless 恋综:缺德的我成为了顶流
The short drama adapted from this novel, Dating Show Oddball: The Top-Tier Star Can't Take It Anymore, is now streaming on Tomato! [Absurd comedy] + [Dating Show] + [Ten years of driving experience] Chen Su joined a Dating Show. He thought the director had chosen him for his looks, but it turned out to be because he was weird. From the moment he agreed to join, the whole show descended into chaos. # Guests write down their names to be assigned to teams. The female guest blushes and stammers, "Wh
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Three Kingdoms: The General Is Powerful, but Sick 三国:将军很强,但有病
Three Kingdoms: The General Is Mighty, but He's Sick
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Livestream: One Song, "Tears of a Dancer," Leaves Dai Xiaomei Stunned 直播:一首舞女泪,唱懵呆小妹
[Livestreaming + outrageous antics + sign-in rewards + comedy + absurdity + female streamer + female entertainer] Jiang Yun unexpectedly obtains a livestream sign-in System. All he has to do is livestream to receive sign-in rewards! To rack up livestream hours and claim the System’s rewards, he decides to connect with other streamers. His first guest is the popular streamer Dai Xiaomei. Dai Xiaomei: “What talents do you have?” Jiang Yun: “I can sing.” Dai Xiaomei: “Let’s hear it.” Jiang Yun: “On
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Rule Horror: They Say I Have Multiple Personalities 规则怪谈:他们说我有多重人格
[Comedy, lighthearted, invincible, bizarre, ever-changing personality] This is the second year of the showdown between humanity and bizarre creatures, and the situation is growing increasingly tense... Bi Yi transmigrates into the body of a man who had jumped to his death. The moment he opens his eyes, he is chosen as a contestant. But his head was damaged in the fall, so he is always getting into trouble. Every day, he loses his memory, goes crazy, then turns around and becomes incredibly obedi
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Cultivate in Secret and Be a Proper Background Character 低调修仙,做名合格的路人甲
[Lighthearted comedy] [Slice of life] [One female lead] [Sweet romance] [Overpowered] [Keeping a low profile] [Part-time farming] [Decent cultivation] [Laid-back] [Three years to Deification, ten years to Void Refinement!!!] [A short arc every seven or eight chapters, featuring different supporting characters.] Note! This is mainly about amusing everyday moments in a cultivation world, with little fighting! The protagonist will be far ahead of her peers in cultivation, but she won’t go looking f
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I Just Want to Take It Easy, but I'm Forced to Work in Another World! 只想摆烂的我,在异界被迫营业!
Good news! I just started college, and I got a golden finger! Bad news! The System is gone, and I’m not even human! … [I, Shen Zhixing, an orphan who just got into college] On my first day reporting to college, the Perfect Life System bound itself to me. Just as I thought my hardships were finally over and I was about to reach the peak of my life… I transmigrated into a panda, and then someone freaking captured me… [I, Xia Xinyue, a genius who awakened the talent to tame beasts] As the heir to t
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I’m a Master Procrastinator, and My Crazy Antics Stun Rich Beauties 我,摸鱼达人,骚操作惊呆白富美
Qin Xun, a university student doing an internship, joins a newly founded marketing company and becomes a proud assistant planner. On his first day, he binds to a slacking-off System. As long as he goofs off at work, he can accumulate slacking points and earn rewards. Just as he’s making the most of his time slacking away in an unnoticed corner of the office, all while sporting the title of Outstanding Employee, a cool, aloof new female colleague is assigned to sit beside him by the HR manager. “
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- 543 Livestream Check-In: Innate Abstract Saint Physique! 直播打卡:先天抽象圣体! [Livestreaming, comedy, absurdity, multiple women, female streamers, actresses, and a landlady!] Li Yunfeng received a livestream check-in System after stepping in to help someone in danger. From the start, he was blessed with a naturally absurd disposition. From then on, his livestreams were full of bizarre antics. While livestreaming from the hospital after getting hurt helping someone, he met an old man whose testicles had been removed. “I mean, they're not useful anyway. If you want them, yo 13kReads8.4Score752Shelves
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After My Wife Killed Me, I Automatically Reborn 被娘子砍死后,自动重生
After his wife chops him to death, a bug triggers and he keeps being reborn. He goes drinking at brothels and gets chopped to death, then reborn! He tries to get frisky, gets chopped to death and reborn again! He discovers his wife’s secret, gets chopped to death, and is reborn once more! Only the male lead is reborn. The female lead has no memories, and time and again she mistakenly thinks he’s a martial arts expert and draws her blade on him... At first, he can’t even withstand a single move.
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- 545 I Told You to Confess, So Why Did You Hit on the Underworld Boss's Daughter? 让你表白,你找上黑道千金? [System + family + one heroine + sweet everyday romance + lighthearted comedy] Su Jiang is a first-year university student who unexpectedly awakens a System. [Host, confess your feelings to someone of the opposite sex within thirty seconds. Fail, and you die immediately!] With no other choice, Su Jiang confesses to An Rou, the class beauty, in front of the whole class. Su Jiang: “An Rou, I like you. Would you go out with me?” An Rou: “What do you like about me?” Su Jiang: “Uh… your legs are real 57.5kReads9.4Score6kShelves
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You’re Hilarious, I’m Ridiculous, and We’re Bound to Fall in Love 你搞笑,我沙雕,甜甜恋爱跑不了
An older guy who calls you "sis," not a cold, aloof male lead. He’s not just a bit of a jerk, he’s a total one. [The rating’s low because there aren’t enough votes! Just read the comments: they’re all five-star reviews. I’m seriously crying here.] The first time Chu Xin met Ji Hanzhou, she was watching a romance drama so sweet it could give you cavities. Trying to calm herself down with a horror movie, she accidentally connected to Ji Hanzhou’s headphones and startled him so badly that he spill
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Born a Demon Beast, I Joined the Beast Taming Sect 妖兽出身的我加入了驯兽宗
Wang Jianxiang once thought his life was perfectly ordinary, until one day a ridiculous ball rolled into his life and proclaimed, in a jumble of words, that the world was a "Patchwork Realm" haphazardly glued together from countless fragments. It was absurd enough to make him laugh, yet somehow it fit those strange, indescribable feelings that had always been nagging at him. He joined a sect, and what a bunch they were. A master who lost every last coin whenever he tried fortune-telling or gambl
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- 548 I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修,怎么是犯贱的贱 [Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b 106.6kReads9.5Score15.4kShelves
- 549 My Dad’s a Demon Lord, My Mom’s a Holy Sovereign. Why Shouldn’t I Live Off Them? 爹魔尊,娘圣主,我不啃老干嘛? [Genius] + [Funny at first, unhinged later] + [Offbeat protagonist] + [Clever cultivation] + [Huge stats, but that doesn’t mean the mechanics are weak] + [Multiple heroines] In the year 356 of the Dragon Kingdom, a golden imperial carriage smashed through the sun, a celestial palace rose above the moon, and the stars of the heavens awakened one after another. The world entered an era of spiritual qi revival, and people awakened spiritual roots to pursue the path to immortality. Ling Yishan, a 76kReads9.2Score7.9kShelves
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Urban: The Prodigal Turns Over a New Leaf, and the Nation Calls on Me to Crack a Major Case 都市:浪子回头,国家请我破大案
They say that nine times out of ten, life doesn't go as planned, and that people are born to suffer. But Zhang Yang doesn't agree. He was abandoned at the gate of an orphanage as a child, but fortunately, he met a kind-hearted director. Fate had other plans, though: to make a living, he became a universally despised pickpocket. Then, by chan
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