Looking for Novels So Funny They'll Make You Puke and Cry #求搞笑到吐血，流泪的小说，

1. 551 系 The System Won’t Let Me Do My Job 系统不让我干人事 Bao Gungun包滚滚Urban1.8M WordsCompleted My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 2.9kReads7.1Score214Shelves

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   Get eight-pack abs in no time.

2. 552 一 I Woke Up as a Dog 一觉醒来，我成了狗 Water Is So Toxic水好毒Urban141k WordsCompleted I sincerely hope you’ll give this book five minutes. If you don’t like it, you can stop reading. If you do, then let’s keep going. Online novels these days are full of world-shaking powerhouses. One conquers the universe, another sweeps through the Three Realms. Meanwhile, in real life, overworked wage slaves can barely catch their breath. A master’s graduate from a top university, educated at a cost of millions, is delivering takeout. You’re considered old once you pass 35, and you can’t retire 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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   I personally think it looks pretty good, and it doesn't follow any clichés.

3. 553 邪 Three Thousand Years Old, and Still an Evil God 邪神3000岁 Yin Yang Le阴阳楽Urban171k WordsOngoing [Modern urban setting, comedy, everyday life, slow-paced, sweet romance, hunting, no System, no sex god, parallel world, meme elements (probably), yandere, light novel, and more] (Warning: This novel may cause discomfort. If you experience any discomfort while reading, please open your browser and deal with it yourself.) Long ago, countless gods appeared on this blue planet. Their existence was nothing short of a catastrophe for the world. A war broke out that led to their downfall. One newly bo —Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 554 猫 Catgirl System, Please Stop Me from Slacking Off! 猫娘系统，请不要阻止我摆烂了！ Shallow Light Sea浅光海Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Write whatever comes to mind in my dreams + goofy comedy + lighthearted laughs + System + showbiz] [Not a modern high-martial-arts story. The tag was added by the System, so stay away if you dislike it.] Jiang Bailang never imagined that he would choke to death while eating a mixed rice bowl at home! As if choking to death wasn't enough, he was reborn and transmigrated to Blue Star! As if being reborn and transmigrating weren't enough, he awakened a catgirl System that wouldn't let him slack of 16Reads—Score—Shelves

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   My deskmate and I laughed so hard at the stairwell.

5. 555 沙 When the Goofball Junior Brother Shows Up, Who Doesn't Get the Short End of the Stick? 沙雕小师弟一出，谁不冤种？ Lazy Little Ant偷懒的小蚂蚁Eastern Fantasy781k WordsCompleted Ye Feng transmigrates to a cultivation world with one goal: to become a wealthy landowner who does whatever he pleases. Cultivation? What a load of crap. He just wants to live it up like an immortal. But on his way out of the Ye family, Daoist Lingyun forcibly takes him as a disciple. He is dragged off to the Cloudsoar Sect, though all he plans to do is slack off. After all, a nap is a nap wherever you take it, right? But how could Daoist Lingyun let him have his way? His third senior sister, Gu 275Reads7.0Score—Shelves

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   It's not that exaggerated, at most you'll laugh until you cry.

6. 556 什 What? You Won't Read It Because It's Too Absurd? Then Open It Up Yourself 什么！因为太抽象不看！自己掰开 Heartbroken, Heartbroken心寒心寒了Urban596k WordsOngoing [Urban Slice of Life] [Absurd Humor and Memes] [Campus] [System Glitch] [The System Transmigrated, Not Me] [Light Novel] (The rating just came out, so it's a bit low. Don't run off!) “Doctor, I think my friend is sick.” “What is your friend's name?” “Dog System.” “What symptoms does it have?” “It keeps treating our world like a cyberpunk world. It thinks the internet is the Origin World, the girls who dance while wiping glass are desire-cultivating evil cultivators, and our phones are peerless m 574Reads7.4Score—Shelves

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   A humorous and lighthearted story set in a school setting, featuring a system that transmigrates, but the protagonist doesn't.

7. 557 让 We Asked You to Hike Around the World, Not Catch People and Shake Them Down 让你徒步环球，没让你抓人薅羊毛 Update Beast爆更兽Urban2.4M WordsCompleted The comic adaptation under the same title is now online: They Said We’d Hike Around the World, So Why Am I Going Hungry Nine Times in Three Days? [Wilderness survival + crime-catching + comedy + sly tricks + action-packed + no female lead?] From the start, after transmigrating, Su Mo discovers he is taking part in a show called Hike Around the World. The rules: All expenses along the way must be earned legally by the contestant himself. He thought it would be a miserable competition of sleeping 6.2kReads9.3Score1.3kShelves

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   I laughed so hard I almost broke my poop! [Laughs][laughs]

8. 558 御 Beast Taming: A Stray Cat? No, It's Tom 御兽：废猫？不，是汤姆 Fallen Flowers Return to the Water落花归水Urban164k WordsOngoing Urban high martial arts, beast taming, the Myriad Worlds, one female lead The protagonist transmigrates into a world of beast tamers, becomes Tom, and awakens a System that lets him take on all kinds of forms, such as Saiyan Tom, Wizard Tom, and Cowboy Tom. The main storyline follows his travels through the Myriad Worlds. Chu He: “Old Cat, come play with me on the National Destiny battlefield!” Xiao Shan: “Come to the cultivation world and explore a secret realm with me!” Wang Bao: “Come on, com 61Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 559 开EN From the Start, Immortal for Eternity, Laying Low Until the End of Time 开局长生万古，苟到天荒地老 Purple Spirit Wind and Snow紫灵风雪Eastern Fantasy6.1M WordsCompleted [Published in print] [Not a wish-fulfillment story + tranquil daily life + lighthearted humor + no female lead + no tragedy + survival expert] Enter with caution. A longevity story told from the perspective of an immortal, spanning several great eras of cultivation. It begins in an ordinary mountain village, moves into a small domain, and then enters the vast world of cultivation, passing through the eras of flourishing development, golden prosperity, the collapse of the rules, the great dark up 538.9kReads9.7Score71.1kShelves
10. 560 爬 The Man Climbing the Slope 爬坡的男人 In the Sunlight阳光下Urban3.0M WordsCompleted Niu Qiang was an honest man. He believed true love could last forever, but true love was like a knife, each cut leaving a wound. The saddest thing in the world is an honest heart with nothing to its name, and tenderness that has nothing to offer. When the woman he loved left, Niu Qiang promptly changed course in life, struggling through countless hardships to become what people call a successful man. But what did that matter? He still hadn't found the love and tenderness he'd once known. Marriag 319Reads8.7Score—Shelves

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    These two are comedies that bring tears to your eyes, starting with a low point and then rising to the top, until you're laughing so hard you're rolling on the floor!

11. 561 癫 Mad Stories Have Their Own Way of Being Written! 癫文有癫文的写法～！ Nine Copper Coins九枚铜钱8k WordsCompleted Even crazy stories have their own way of being written! 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's really good, funny, and crazy.

12. 562 逆 Defying Heaven's Cute Beast: The Peerless Demoness Rules the World 逆天萌兽：绝世妖女倾天下 First Day, Seeing the Moon初一见月Ancient Romance6.2M WordsCompleted [Print Edition of One Thought, Ashes Return to the Mountain: Preorders Open September 27 at 7 p.m.] Her own sister ripped out her phoenix bone, stole her talent, and tossed her into the Demon Rift like a dog! But against all odds, she survived and became the little demon girl cherished in the palms of the monsters living in the Demon Rift! The monsters of the Demon Rift: “Anyone who lays a hand on Niannian declares war on our entire demon clan!” She returns to the Five Continents, cuts down her 147.3kReads9.6Score19.1kShelves
13. 563 富 Prosperity in Bloom 富贵花开 Fireman火夫Urban1.6M WordsCompleted Li Gui Bu Gui is an orphan found by a lonely old man, and he proudly rates himself a first-class bricklayer. He’s proud of the fact that he’s never been unemployed in all his years in the workforce. Even after losing his home and having to stay at a construction site, Li Gui still lives by the motto that life is hard, so you have to keep striving. But an unexpected windfall has left him a little dazed. His biggest challenge is finding a woman who wants to marry for love, not a soulless woman loo 630Reads8.5Score109Shelves
14. 564 真 The Real Heiress Doesn't Need an Innocence Defense 真千金不需要做无罪辩护 Nine Copper Coins九枚铜钱8k WordsCompleted The Real Heiress Doesn't Need to Plead Innocent —Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 565 这 This Streamer Gets It: After a Product Launch Goes Wrong, He Exposes the Seller 这主播能处，带货翻车后曝光商家 All the Clouds Are Stars繁云皆辰Urban1.5M WordsCompleted Ke Mu transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a livestream shopping host, awakening the Livestream Shopping Fail System. “Hey, folks, these loquats are really sweet!” “I wouldn’t say they’re the best loquats I’ve ever had, but they definitely rank among the... Pfft, bleugh!” The entire livestream room went silent. The comments exploded: “666!” “The host’s crashing and burning, folks! Go tell the guys in the group chat to come watch. This is hilarious!” Ke Mu pulled a tissue from beside him 791Reads5.8Score100Shelves

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    Don't watch this, I'm afraid you'll laugh yourself to death, it's just too funny hahaha 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 Hahahaha I'm going to go laugh now hahahahahahahaha

16. 566 老 My Husband Faked His Death, Then Really Died, and His Mistress's Schemes Went Up in Smoke 老公假死变真死，小三蠢计百出 Nine Copper Coins九枚铜钱8k WordsCompleted My Husband Faked His Death, Then Really Died, and His Mistress's Schemes Kept Backfiring 1Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 567 不 If the Male Lead Is Out of Reach, the Villain Is a Better Deal 不是男主要不起，反派更有性价比 Taishi Ying太史婴Modern Romance2.7M WordsCompleted The short drama adaptation of Quick Transmigration: Spoiled and Cherished is now available on Fanqie, the comic is out, and a print edition is in the works. Please show your support. [Sweet romance + yandere, one-on-one] To stay alive, Sheng Nuan must transmigrate into different worlds, play doomed cannon fodder, and save the darkest villains. They're cold-blooded, obsessive, and ruthless, capable of leaving a million corpses in their wake with a laugh and destroying the world with a wave of the 67.4kReads9.5Score6.2kShelves

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    💎🤣This book is a treasure trove of laughs! You can laugh non-stop from any page you open. It's not a dream to laugh your way to eight-pack abs. You might even get a stomachache from reading it in the middle of the night. It's of super high quality and is definitely a powerful tool for bringing joy.

18. 568 女 The Heroine Goes All In and Smashes Bricks on a Reality Show 女主豁出去了，在真人秀里碎大石 Northeast China's All-Nighter Champion东北熬夜冠军Modern Romance300k WordsCompleted [The occult + Feel-good revenge + Transmigrate into a book + No romance] Luo Qianyi secretly reads novels behind her masters' backs. After criticizing the heroine, Yin Rou, as a fake innocent and a scheming green tea, she transmigrates into a book as the ill-fated supporting character with the same name, a punching bag whose father doesn't love her, whose mother doesn't care for her, and who's hated by the whole internet… She dies not long after her first appearance. After transmigrating into th 97Reads8.8Score—Shelves
19. 569 同 Transmigrating into Forty-Nine Worlds at Once: Everyone’s a Villain 同时穿越四十九个世界，全员恶人 Old Donkey Who Eats Fish吃鱼的老驴Anime Fanfiction514k WordsCompleted Simultaneous transmigration, multiple-body story. The truck arrived right on schedule, and Bai Yu fell apart. He transmigrated, or rather, they... transmigrated. In the Naruto world, he became a member of the Hyuga branch family. Restricted by his bloodline, his achievements were mediocre, so to keep improving, he had no choice but to become the enemy of the entire world. Naruto Bai Yu: “I'm not the one who's wrong. This world is.” In The Outcast world, he made enemies of every practitioner 37Reads7.3Score—Shelves

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    The last book is the funniest.

20. 570 彗 Comet Strikes the Moon 彗星袭月 Nine Copper Coins九枚铜钱Ancient Romance11k WordsCompleted Comet Strikes the Moon —Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 571 八 My Eight Older Sisters Dote on Me, and They're All Obsessed with Spoiling Their Little Brother! 八个姐姐独宠我，全是扶弟狂魔！ Keke Gets Chubby柯柯吃胖胖Urban2.3M WordsOngoing [Adorable little cultivator + lighthearted, funny entertainment + doted on by the whole family + child bridegroom] He grew up scraping by in the social underbelly, never knowing he had eight peerless biological older sisters. The eldest sister is hailed as a once-in-a-century business queen. The second sister is a military heroine who commands troops on the frontier. The third sister... No one knows how many secret identities this five-year-old boy is hiding. The Phoenix Maiden of Huaxi 6.4kReads9.3Score697Shelves
22. 572 熊 Bratty Kid: Social Butterfly Syndrome Shocks the Internet 熊孩子：社交牛逼症震惊全网 Constantine Needs to Quit Smoking康斯坦丁要戒烟Urban156k WordsCompleted [Hilarious + Wacky + Adorable Kid + School Life] Jiang Ning transmigrated into a parallel world as an adorable eight-year-old and activated a Fame System. One variety show made Jiang Ning’s outrageous people skills take the internet by storm! “My name is Jiang Ning. You can call me by my foreign name: Vish Momo Wozki Shoude Buyao Buyao De!” “Bing Xin’s original name was Extreme Cold Storm. Li Bai was a famous jungler in our country. You want to know why I say that? My dual pistols will give 905Reads8.3Score101Shelves
23. 573 我 I, the Skeleton Emperor! Pay Up! 我！骷髅大帝！打钱！ As Long as the Green Hills Remain苟得青山在Urban1.1M WordsCompleted A skeleton spearman who excels at surprise charges and blazing straight down the road. A Dark Warrior who takes life and death in stride and fights anyone who crosses him. A skeleton archer who can snipe your tonsils from four hundred kilometers away. Skeleton Emperor Qin Feng figures that his underlings might, possibly, perhaps be just a tiny bit dim-witted. Still, they’re pretty decent. Whether there’s trouble or not, they’ll charge in anyway, and if there isn’t any trouble, they’ll find some 19.3kReads9.1Score1.7kShelves
24. 574 全 Everyone Invests: All My Investments Are in Protagonists 全民投资：我投资的都是主角 Yu Song雨松Male-Channel Fanfiction1.2M WordsCompleted [Myriad Heavens] [No Romance] He transmigrates into an era when everyone invests. Monsters run rampant, and undercurrents surge. The only weapon humanity has against monsters is the Myriad Heavens Investment Exchange! Once awakened, people can invest in figures from the Myriad Worlds. But Jiang Bei discovers that these worlds come from the novels and anime of his previous life! And he knows every protagonist in them! (Brothers who came here for the empress, take note: the title doesn't say "from 2.6kReads8.2Score236Shelves
25. 575 系 System Holder! 系统持有者！ Nine Copper Coins九枚铜钱Modern Romance9k WordsCompleted System Holder! —Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 576 变 So What If I Turned into a Cute Girl! 变成小仙女什么的没关系啦！ Fifteenth-Day Moon十五月儿Urban412k WordsCompleted [Everyday Life] [Lighthearted] [One-on-One Romance] [No Harem] [Comedy] [Campus] Waking up as a girl, Ye Miaomiao calmly said, “Relax, relax. This has to be a dream!” [The synopsis is beyond my abilities] [The synopsis is beyond my abilities] [The synopsis is beyond my abilities] 8.6kReads9.3Score1kShelves
27. 577 全 Survival in a Vehicle-Borne World: I Have Unlimited Bestowal Powers 全民载具求生，我有无限赋予能力 Mo Ran, Who Loves Sesame Seed Pastries爱吃瓜子仁酥的墨染Sports683k WordsCompleted (Infinite worlds + invincible protagonist + no female lead + mechs + multiple worlds and timelines + vehicles) Mo Ran transmigrated to the parallel world of Blue Star, where he and all of humanity were dragged into a so-called survival game. Just as Mo Ran was utterly despairing, the golden finger he’d been granted as a transmigrator finally arrived. Once a day, he could give any object the ability to have an infinite number of properties. And he was incredibly lucky, even managing to get a M 4.1kReads7.9Score263Shelves
28. 578 穿 After Transmigrating into a Book, She Goes Viral in Showbiz by Going Off the Rails 穿书后她靠疯癫爆红娱乐圈 Luo Zui洛醉Modern Romance431k WordsCompleted So what if she transmigrated into the body of a vicious supporting actress hated by the entire internet? From the start, she gets kidnapped and forced to livestream it? When other hostages burst into tears and beg to be released, she rubs her hands together for the camera. “Tie me up! Tighter! You’ll get silver bracelets and a free 20-year subscription!” Kidnapper: ??? It’s the first time I’ve seen a kidnapper get reverse-PUA’d by a hostage until he’s crying and begging to be let go. The livestr 166Reads8.5Score100Shelves

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    Who knows! Zhao Tiancheng, the show's prophet who was criticized for his high notes sounding like a chicken being slaughtered in the last round, spotted the problem immediately while watching the monitor. Shen Xingyao, an idol with millions of fans, sang a stunning opening, but then went overboard with fancy vocal runs and technical flourishes in the chorus, turning a perfectly good song like "Bubble" into a ridiculous mess. Chen Mu and Lin Yao offered subtle criticism, while Zhou Yun bluntly pointed out the problem, leaving the entire audience on the edge of their seats, waiting for the female lead's sharp-tongued critique.

29. 579 重 Reborn and Taking It Easy at School, I Really Don't Want to Compete Anymore! 重生留校躺平，我真不想再卷啊！ This Meat Is Poisonous这肉有毒Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Slice of life + entrepreneurship + university] Reborn at the moment of his university graduation in 2011, Jiang Hao faces another chance to stay on at the university. He gives up the grueling 996 work schedule he endured in his previous life and chooses to stay on as a librarian. Drawing on the memories from before he was reborn, he originally only wants financial freedom. But as his fortune grows, he ultimately becomes someone others admire as a success! 55.7kReads8.9Score12.3kShelves

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    The highest-paying job was in Shenzhou City, Guangnan Province, offering a monthly salary of 10,000 yuan. Even other jobs in Songjiang City offered at least 5,000 yuan or more. As for the salary for those staying at the university, well! He asked Director Li, and the total amount he received after all subsidies was 2,640 yuan, with social security but no housing fund.

30. 580 碧 Azur Lane: I Finally Became Invincible as a Student 碧蓝：成为学生的我终于无敌了 Gamer Ajiu游戏生阿玖Anime Fanfiction1.1M WordsOngoing [Original character] [School life] [The Great Dao of Keeping a Low Profile] [Long, original plot] Good news: I've transmigrated to Kivotos, and I'm a guy! Bad news: I have an aura, but I'm not Sensei. I'm a student! Even worse news: I'm a baby, and I'm in a cardboard box! Ming Hai Yun Ye says, “Holy crap, is this still China?” 1.5kReads8.9Score150Shelves
31. 581 婚 You Cyberbullied Me Over My Wedding Dress and Idol? The Great Families of the Capital Strike Back 婚纱追星网暴我？京城世家齐出手 Flicking Ice with a Finger指上弹冰Urban3.5M WordsCompleted [Official-family heir + tycoon + face-slapping + campus beauty + villain + satisfying read + more...] Jiang Lin transmigrates to a parallel world and, from the start, lands himself a rabid celebrity-fan girlfriend. Before he can marvel at his good fortune, she puts on the wedding dress he spent a fortune buying and runs off to attend a concert by some popular young star??! “I finally married my youth! Wang Yifan, I love you!!!” “Quick, take my picture! Let’s commemorate my love story with Fanfan 46kReads8.9Score3kShelves

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    [Due to deadline] This almost made me laugh out loud. The junior brother discovered that his senior sister and junior sister were a couple, so he tried to join them, and he actually succeeded, even taking the lead.

32. 582 开 From the Start, I Dig Through the Pan God’s Tomb 开局挖穿盘神墓 A Lifelong Pursuit一生追寻Eastern Fantasy457k WordsCompleted Lighthearted, hilarious urban fantasy with a wild imagination From hidden secrets beneath a bustling metropolis to a fantastical journey through a bizarre and wondrous world. He keeps a hunting dog on his left and a hawk on his right. When it's time to act, he acts; when it's time to back down, he backs down. He's a dashing charmer, quick-witted and funny, with a real rascal's streak. They met in a psychiatric hospital. It was fate, and she went from a rebellious girl to a beloved daughter of h 427Reads—Score—Shelves

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    10/10 potential, new book, hilarious masterpiece, the ultimate in laugh-out-loud humor.

33. 583 人 At Wudang, My Childhood Sweetheart Is Xia He 人在武当，青梅竹马叫夏禾 Diao Sheng2刁笙2Male-Channel Fanfiction1.1M WordsOngoing [One female lead] + [Nearly invincible] + [Unique skills] Follow the flow and you’re mortal; defy it and you become an immortal. The trick is to turn things upside down in between. After transmigrating into the world of The Outcast, Zhang Wuling reveals his talent and joins Wudang to cultivate. He is Wang Ye’s junior martial uncle, Xiao Zizai’s friend, Zhang Lingyu’s lifelong rival, and Xia He’s childhood sweetheart. With his extraordinary talent, Zhang Wuling had hoped to cultivate in carefree 13.9kReads8.7Score748Shelves
34. 584 当 When a Ghost Meets a Dog: What Are You Looking At? 当鬼遇上狗：你瞅啥？ Little Taoist of Guishan龟山小道Urban541k WordsCompleted My life has been full of misfortune, so I’ve never believed in fate. It was all thanks to toxic feel-good slogans that I found the courage to keep living. As I struggled against fate, I discovered that the only way to protect myself was to do things even I couldn’t understand. As long as fate is left utterly baffled, I have a chance to survive. If fate won’t let me be human, fine. I can always become a ghost. If fate won’t let me be a ghost, fine. I can always become a dog. If I’m human, I’m bol 553Reads8.2Score—Shelves

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    A novel with a creativity that transcends the ordinary, leaving its kind far behind. Fate won't let me be human? No problem, I'll be a ghost. Fate won't let me be a ghost? No problem, I'll be a dog. If I'm human, I'll be fearless; if I'm a dog, what can anyone do to me?!

35. 585 长 Longevity: Starting by Killing Japanese Invaders 长生：从杀鬼子开始 An Unfillable Blank留不下的空白Urban532k WordsCompleted After transmigrating into the world of Bright Sword, Xu Qingshan discovers that killing the Japanese invaders earns points, which can be exchanged for weapons, ammunition, and even resurrection. “Invaders, face your deaths!” One person can only do so much, so he summons players. “Invaders, your doom has arrived!” Everyone thinks it’s all a game, until a bedridden veteran of the War of Resistance exchanges all his points for merit, and his body begins to recover. Then everyone goes wild. Merit do 75Reads9.2Score—Shelves
36. 586 龙 Dragon Raja: I Can’t Be Bothered to Explain, You’re Not Worthy of Hearing It! 龙族：我懒得和你说，你不配听！ Grand恢宏Male-Channel Fanfiction758k WordsOngoing Originally rated 9.3, the rating has now been suppressed several times. [Dragon Raja + female-heavy cast + nearly invincible + Dragon Kings as subordinates + conquering worlds] Ye Jingchen is a transmigrator who has become a top powerhouse in many worlds. Every time he conquers one, he moves on to the next. This time, he has arrived in the world of Dragon Raja. A note to readers: Life is already a poem tinged with sorrow. This book is just for lighthearted entertainment, a feel-good power fantas 2.6kReads7.1Score217Shelves
37. 587 你 You've Got Such a Strong Old-Mannish Vibe 你身上登味好重 Luosifen Is So Delicious螺蛳粉真好吃啊Modern Romance203k WordsOngoing [Switched Daughters + Goofy Comedy + Brain-Off Fun + Face-Slapping the Powerful + Little Devil Arrives] Wan Qianlan spent twelve years bedridden, thinking she'd lie there for the rest of her life. Then one day, she transmigrated into the world of a novel and became the real daughter who had been switched at birth in a story about the real and fake heiresses! The good news: She can run, jump, curse, and hit people. The bad news: Wan Qianlan is the bad news. Twelve-year-old Wan Qianlan's inner ch 4.1kReads—Score530Shelves

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    I order you all to read this book.

38. 588 假 The Fake Heiress Just Gives Up and Goes Crazy! 假千金她直接摆烂发疯啦！ Drinking Wine and Listening to the Rain饮酒听雨Modern Romance713k WordsCompleted The physical edition of Alternative Brilliance goes on presale on the 18th! What should you do if you become the fake heiress in a story about a real and fake heiress? Lie flat when it’s time to lie flat, and go crazy when it’s time to go crazy! Yan Zhizhi met the real heiress, Ning Yue, on a variety show. Then everyone realized Yan Zhizhi wasn’t quite the same as the person they’d known before. She’d gone crazy! When faced with a setback, everyone else tried to work through it. She just lay fla 40.6kReads9.4Score4.5kShelves

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    On a variety show, Yan Zhizhi met Ning Yue, the real heiress, and everyone noticed that she had changed a lot.

39. 589 诡 The Haunted Tomb 诡坟 Sugar Quixote糖吉柯德Mystery2.2M WordsCompleted [This is no ordinary paranormal story. It's all about horror and suspense: no mindless wish fulfillment, forbidden yin-yang lore, no cultivation, and a ghost wife. If it's not good, you can break my legs.] People laugh at my family's poverty and say that all my blood relatives have died, so there must be a ghost in our house. I don't dare argue... because there really is a ghost buried in our ancestral grave! ...My name is Zhang Asi... I was born at four in the morning on the fourteenth day of t 40.2kReads8.8Score3.7kShelves

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    It's funny yet logical.

40. 590 霍 Hogwarts: Somehow, I'm the Only Cultivator 霍格沃兹：居然只有我是修仙者 Tomato Fish番茄鱼Anime Fanfiction1.1M WordsCompleted “Ye Feng! How many times have I told you not to use the Flying Sword spell to fly on your broomstick! And you’re absolutely not allowed to steal Hermione’s wand and use it as a chopstick along with your own wand!” This is the story of a transmigrator who single-handedly turned Hogwarts upside down; the story of Hogwarts' top brass frantically revising the school rules just to keep our protagonist in check; this... should be an interesting story. 16.6kReads9.0Score2kShelves
41. 591 一 One Man, One Donkey, One Dog: The Path to Immortality 一人一驴一狗去修仙 New Sage Lord of the Three Realms三界新圣主Eastern Fantasy6.0M WordsOngoing [Sneaky and shameless + outrageously crafty + scheming + satisfying power fantasy + master of dirty tricks + lighthearted + no shame] When fighting people: “Dahei, go be the bait! Er Lyuzi, kick him in the butt while I smack the back of his head!” When fighting ghosts: “Dahei, spit blood at it! Er Lyuzi, blast it with your farts while I blow it up with a Divine Fire Thunderbolt Pill!” When fighting demons: “Dahei, use triple the dose of Five-Step Drop! Er Lyuzi, get the demon-binding rope and th 18kReads9.2Score1.6kShelves

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    It's just for laughs, you're welcome.

42. 592 上 I Went to the Wrong Grave and Mistook a Female Ghost for One of My Own 上错坟，不小心把女鬼当成自己人 I'm Drifting Deep in the Sea我在深飘飘Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted [One female lead, the male lead isn't invincible, not a wish-fulfillment story, supernatural, metaphysics. If it's not your cup of tea, please don't flame. This story is entirely fictional. The leads practice both Buddhism and Taoism. If you're the type to nitpick, read with caution!] “Year after year, I come to pay respects to my ancestors, yet year after year I'm still stuck working. I'm not happy over here, and you might be going hungry over there. Bless your grandson with a prosperous year, 18.9kReads9.2Score2kShelves

    Reader note

    💯 Absolutely hilarious. "I come to worship my ancestors every year, but I'm still working every year. I'm unhappy here, and you might be starving over there. Please bless me so I can have a prosperous year, that my annual visits with good food and wine won't be in vain." "This year's wish is simple: I love money, money loves me, money comes from all directions, pouring in like a deluge, a whole row of neat banknotes!" Unsurprisingly, something unexpected happened. "I burned thirty yuan's worth of incense and wished for thirty billion. The ancestors said, 'You can lie down here.'" Suddenly, a sentence came out, and he fainted from fright…

43. 593 大 A Stick in the Tang Dynasty 大唐一根棍 My Name Is Wang Dabao我叫王大宝Historical1.8M WordsCompleted [Comedy + Suspense + Brainy Wish Fulfillment + Historically Grounded Tang Dynasty] A farm boy with a serious lack of virtue gradually grows into the Tang dynasty's number-one troublemaker (no, wait, strike that). He grows into a pillar that holds up the sky, a beam that spans the sea. If I'm having a good time and you're not, I'll beat you until you are. If I can't reform you, I'll cremate you. I crush foreign kingdoms, dissect the aristocratic clans, discipline princes, and slap emperors I can' 3kReads8.7Score235Shelves

    Reader note

    A humorous and entertaining historical novel, yet still faithful to historical fact. It tells the story of a group of fun-loving people in the late Tang Dynasty. This is Tomato's only novel set during the reign of Emperor Wuzong of Tang, and it's already completed. [Evil grin]

44. 594 斩 Slay the Gods: I Joined the Chat Group with a System 斩神：拥有系统的我加入了聊天群 Mo Yu Matcha墨钰抹茶Male-Channel Fanfiction208k WordsOngoing After transmigrating into the Slay the Gods world, Mo Mingxuan gains a Manifestation System. He should have been pursuing that path, but unexpectedly joins a chat group instead. “Mo Mingxuan, Zhongli, Xiao Yan, Lu Mingfei, Mr. Ji...” Characters from the stories and games of his past life gather here, setting out on a tale unlike the future originally laid out for them. Brilliant flames set the sky ablaze. A stone spear streaking across the horizon tears the earth apart. A lonely emperor sits upo 225Reads6.6Score—Shelves
45. 595 我EN Learning to Slay Gods in the Psychiatric Hospital 我在精神病院学斩神 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban4.3M WordsCompleted A must-read hit on Tomato Novel | Original novel of the hit anime Slay the Gods | IP influence on the China Online Literature Influence List | 2023 China Good Novel Have you ever wondered whether monsters from ancient myths lurk beneath the neon-lit city? Have you ever wondered whether gods stand watch over humanity atop the moon hanging high above us? Have you ever wondered whether extraordinary people walk among us in our bustling modern cities, acting in the gods’ stead? In the society ruled 992.2kReads9.9Score158.5kShelves

    Reader note

    😅A lighthearted and humorous story: I escaped from a mental hospital and slayed gods (complete version). Misty Rain Pavilion, no harem. + With the Yin-Yang Dao empowered, I defied fate in the city, many girls.

46. 596 我 I Grow Stronger Whenever I’m Attacked by the Supernatural 我受到诡异攻击就变强 Spring Breeze, Little Jade Lad春风小玉郎Urban1.0M WordsCompleted The vengeful ghost looks utterly desperate. “What more do you want from me? What?” Xu Yan points to his own chest. “Come on, hit me here.” “Ding! The Host has been attacked by a supernatural entity. Strength +1, +1, +1...” “Ding! You found someone else’s life-buying money at the door. Finders keepers, and your vitality increases by +1, +1, +1...” Orange Melon 1.9kReads8.7Score156Shelves
47. 597 我 I Can See My Disciples' Cultivation Prompts 我能看到徒弟的修炼提示 Immortal Twenty-Three仙二十三Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted “Your eldest disciple has fallen in love and has no interest in cultivation.” “Your second disciple won first place in Peach Blossom Town's cricket-fighting competition, and their cultivation progress has ground to a halt.” “Your third disciple summoned Black and White Impermanence, then hid under your covers.” Li Xuan, an excellent teacher in his previous life, furrowed his brow. This was the worst class he'd ever taught! Raising them into Immortal Venerables and War Gods would be a bit dif 274Reads7.9Score—Shelves

    Reader note

    Lighthearted, silly, and hilarious; featuring a sixth brother, a system, urban setting, superpowers, spiritual energy revival, fun, and fantasy. [Thumbs up]

48. 598 综 Anime Crossover: Hard Work Pays Off, Shocking the Star Gods 综漫：天道酬勤，震撼星神 Stored for Eight Years货物堆放八年Anime Fanfiction323k WordsOngoing (Multiple heroines + The Quintessential Quintuplets + One Piece + Hokage + Genshin Impact + Honkai: Star Rail + Demon Slayer...) Good news: Nakano Yuri has gained the golden finger of diligence being rewarded. Bad news: This is just an everyday world. He thought he could live a peaceful life as a Dragon King, literary genius, or the like. But then he unexpectedly joined a multiverse chat group. And so, the myriad worlds welcomed an outrageously powerful demon king. Give him a Breathing Style, an 67Reads5.1Score—Shelves
49. 599 烟EN Misty Rain Tower 烟雨楼 A Night of Misty Rain一夕烟雨Eastern Fantasy9.5M WordsOngoing [The print edition is now available nationwide at all major retailers] "Traditional xuanhuan" "No harem" In the land of Jiuzhou stands a tower called the Misty Rain Tower. Its master, Li Qingzhi, is hailed as a peerless prodigy, holding life and death in his hands beneath the cover of night. Yet what the world doesn’t know is that someone else stands behind the Misty Rain Tower, its true founder. Using the guise of a spoiled young master as cover, he manipulates the winds and clouds and plots ac 868.8kReads9.6Score66.1kShelves
50. 600 全 Everyone Transmigrates: From the Start, I Beat Up the Desolate Heavenly Emperor! 全民穿越：开局暴揍荒天帝！ A Mortal Cultivating Immortality修仙的凡人Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsOngoing [Explosive thrills + quick transmigration + everyone transmigrates + the Myriad Worlds] The age of mass transmigration has arrived, and almost the entire first wave of ten thousand transmigrators was wiped out. Mu Chen was forced to become a transmigrator, and from then on, his life became one big cheat... Mu Chen: “Since I’ve transmigrated, it’s not too much to ask for just a few more golden fingers, right?” 691Reads8.0Score100Shelves

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