
I’m a Master Procrastinator, and My Crazy Antics Stun Rich Beauties
我,摸鱼达人,骚操作惊呆白富美
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- Urban
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- Urban High-Concept
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- 1y ago
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Just read the views in the book, and remember everyone, never show your shortcomings to others at work, it's everyone.
It's a nice lighthearted and funny article. After reading 20 chapters, I can't find any flaws. The author's baggage will come out from time to time!
Hello, I am your fan. My hometown is in a rural area and I have a donkey. This donkey is very talented and very good at grinding. It is very creative and everyone in the village loves to eat the noodles it grinds. In fact, countless wealthy people from big cities come here to buy the noodles it grinds. This donkey has extraordinary wisdom and works hard every day. He has been working hard and grinding countless excellent flours. The best of them The quality of flour has even won the world-class "Best Flour" award. We all love this donkey, it is the divine donkey in our hearts. But now it is passive and slow in its work and no longer grinds the dough. We try our best to coax it and give it delicious food, hoping that it will continue to grind flour. But it didn't want to continue working at all. It said, "I'm tired and want to take a rest." As a result, it was dragged to the entrance of the village by the village chief and the villagers who were angry because they could not eat high-quality flour, and killed it and made it into a donkey meat. You said it is true, the donkey of the production team I don't even dare to rest like this, why do you think it... Hey, why do you think I'm talking to you about this? By the way, when are you going to update?
Good-looking, good enough, funny enough, and ridiculous enough! How else to say that the end of the Internet article is the cool article? It's still a brainless and refreshing novel. I like to read this kind of silly and funny novel [laughing and crying] with the main theme of happiness. But, I am very happy to come across such a novel despite my busy schedule, but I don't like the author's update speed! You, understand what I mean, right? Two star warning
I read a random book on the list and found it to be pretty good. I stayed up late to read a lot of it. There were some awkward and toxic points, but compared to the books in the same rating category, it was already very good. Ratings are too watery. It's not easy to find books that can give me this feeling in 🍅. There are flaws, but the flaws are not concealed. The character description is very good. Many people in the reviews do not like the female protagonist's sexuality. Good quality, but I feel that this is just a sign of the author's character description. So far, everything is okay, not broken, and some of the plots are quite interesting. Moreover, I really haven't found a book of the same type. Good luck, author. I give you four stars. I hope I can add the last star later if I have the opportunity. To be honest, I thought the writing was okay before, but then I realized something was not right when I read on. The characters were overwritten and gradually outrageous. I didn't read it for a while, but in the end, it was just a boxing plot, and I was stunned for nearly a hundred chapters. There are all kinds of bad Internet memes mixed in, and even the memes from more than ten years ago were used and forcibly blended together. When it came to actually writing about boxing, I couldn't afford the watery foreshadowing in the previous article. I understated it and passed it by. Instead, I used a lot of space to write about something. The reactions of others are irrelevant. It can be said that it seriously deviates from this branch line. The protagonist is indeed engaged in marketing, but the description is like using AI to fill in. What can end in about ten chapters is expanded into more than a hundred chapters. A running account is not so outrageous. There aren't many main lines about marketing, and they're all just watery, not to mention each chapter is quite short. The rest of the content is no longer going downhill, it's almost like a landslide. I hope you can hold on until the end. The quality is worrying [smile][smile][smile]
The writing is good, the plot is still funny, but some parts are not very rigorous. Come on, the author, [like][like][like] life is not smooth sailing. When you face failure and are indecisive, when your self-confidence is shaken and you blame others, when you miss opportunities and give up on yourself, will you think: Where is my self-confidence? In fact, self-confidence is in our hearts.
Hui Chang likes it, especially the emotional scenes between the male and female protagonists I admit that I am sick, I just like the feeling of a little abuse [staring] But what worries me is that if there is a single female protagonist, it would be better if there are fewer emotional entanglements (yes, I am a perfectionist, it is purely a personal preference), either there is a single female protagonist or a harem, so go to hell with any regrets!
The writing is so interesting that you can't help but laugh out loud. It is a delightful novel with novel ideas, original themes, clear paragraphs, clear main lines, and fascinating. It can be seen that the author has a solid literary foundation and can mobilize people's emotions in just a few words! Like [like]
It's better than other fishing novels, it's so funny! The love part is also very special, it will become popular quickly. Come on! It rose from 6 points to 8.4 Points in just a few days. The plot is really good! This is my first time reading a novel about marketing work.
Hello, I am your fan. My hometown is in a rural area and I have a donkey. This donkey is very talented and very good at grinding. It is very creative and everyone in the village loves to eat the noodles it grinds. In fact, countless wealthy people from big cities come here to buy grinders from it. Face. This donkey has extraordinary intelligence and works hard every day. He has been working hard and grinding countless excellent flours. The best of them The quality of flour even won the world-class "Best Flour" award. We all love this donkey, it is our sacred donkey. But now it is passive and slow in its work and no longer grinds the dough. We try our best to coax it and give it delicious food, hoping that it will continue Grind the dough. But it didn't want to continue working at all. It said, "I'm tired and want to take a rest." As a result, it was dragged to the entrance of the village by the village chief and the villagers who were angry because they could not eat high-quality flour, and killed it and made it into a donkey meat. You said it is true, you donkey of the production team I don't even dare to rest like this, why do you think it... Hey, why do you think I'm talking to you about this? By the way, when are you going to update?