Any Hilarious No-Romance Stories That'll Make You Die Laughing? 爆笑能笑死人的那种但无CP的,有木有?
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- 401 That's Just How Combat Works 战斗本来就是这样的 [System + Superpowers + Choices + Comedy + Irreverent + Slice of Life + No Romance] At one point, Lin Feng, humanity's savior, said in an interview with a reporter: “Let me make this clear again: I simply found practical uses for all kinds of weapons so everyone could better understand combat. I absolutely did not lead combat culture astray!” The next day, at the World Weapons Development Conference, Lin Feng publicly declared: “I admit that I led everyone’s approach to combat astray, but ar 2kReads8.6Score169Shelves
- 402 She Borrowed 15,000 from Me and Said I Had to Pay It Back Before Work 她借我15000,说上班前必须还 She Borrowed 15,000 from Me and Said I Had to Pay Her Back Before Work —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 403 The Old Town Mystery (I) 老城迷案(一) Old Town Mystery Case (1) 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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She Swapped Bodies with the Tyrant and Went on a Rampage! 她,与暴君互换后,杀疯啦!
[Soul swap + transmigrate into a book + sweet, funny romance + going off the rails + tyrant + wish fulfillment + both leads are each other's first and only] Yun Yaoyao transmigrated into a book, becoming a foolish, timid cannon-fodder character who doesn't even survive the first chapter. No problem. If my family plots against me, I'll assassinate the emperor and wipe out my own clan! But after killing the emperor, Yun Yaoyao was horrified to discover that she and the tyrant had swapped bodies! T
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- 405 The Frail Villain: I Cough Up Blood, So Why Are You Crying? 病弱反派:我吐血,你们哭什么? [Modern cultivation] + [frail] + [Villain] + [no romance] In his previous life, Jiang Shubai dragged his sickly body through a lifetime of hard work, only to fall beneath the destined protagonist's sword in the end. In this life, Jiang Shubai gained a System. As long as he struck at other people's consciences, he could earn Conscience Points. The System said that with enough Conscience Points, he could do whatever he wanted... Jiang Shubai's eyes lit up. He silently spat out a mouthful of blood, 4.3kReads9.3Score421Shelves
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Everyone Hears My Thoughts and Joins the Gossip, While the Real Heiress Drops Bombshells 全员读心来吃瓜,真千金爆大料啦
[Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + The Real Ancestor + Feel-Good Showbiz + Gossipy Aunties as the Intelligence Network + Divine Lightning Protection] Xie Nanxi, ancestor of the Xie family, was given the title True Lord of Virtue, though people called her the True Lord of Vice. She transmigrates as the real heiress from the Xie family’s future generations who was switched at birth, bringing along the universe’s most powerful gossip System: the Karma-For-Gossip System. Every piece of gossip she enj
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- 407 Old Town Mysteries, Volume Two 老城迷案(二) Old Town Mystery Case Files (II) 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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Back to 1985: Starting by Cutting Off the Ungrateful 重回85,从斩白眼狼开始
Written entirely by hand, with no AI-generated filler. Writing by hand isn't easy: every chapter is typed one character at a time, one finger at a time! [Lighthearted Comedy + No System + No Golden Finger + Making Money + Solving Cases + Family Life + Brotherhood + Urban Underworld + Light Ensemble Cast + Northeastern Dialect] The comedic scenes all come from everyday life. No hunting, no stock trading! Chang Shan was reborn, back in 1985! Since he had been reborn, he would start by settling ac
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A Tangled Web of Sin 孽乱
A baffling case. One stunning woman after another. A young man from a small town is framed and thrown into prison. How does he rise to the top, step by step, and become a powerful local magnate? Awake, he commands the world; drunk, he rests in the arms of beauties. Chen Fan does it all. A short drama adaptation of this book is now available. Its title is Beauty in Bloom: My Fatal Attraction. Please watch and support it. Thank you!
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The Age of Turmoil 折腾时代
Life is all about taking chances! In that restless age, Li Anran works in a big city, and her dream is about to come true. But when she returns to Qinzhou for a funeral, she's practically put under house arrest and told to stay and work in the small city. Zhang Huifei has the talent to get into one of China's top universities, but he unexpectedly fails the college entrance exam. To make sure his sister Li Anran can stay in Qinzhou without worries, he starts stirring things up... As a result, Li
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- 411 Undercover: Lost in the Shadows 潜伏:暗影迷途 While searching for his missing older sister, Chen Feng is silenced by those who want him dead. Reborn for reasons he cannot explain, he finds himself with an extraordinary range of abilities: medicine, mystic arts, feng shui, face reading... Even his luck with women takes a strange turn. By chance, Chen Feng saves a powerful underworld woman. To find his sister, he uses her trust to infiltrate a deeply concealed criminal organization. Circumstances force him to climb its ranks, step by step, un 2.3kReads7.0Score275Shelves
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My Junior Disciples Are All Overpowered, So I Have to Cheat! 师弟们都是大佬,那我只能开挂了
The second junior brother is the chosen one of the plane. The third junior brother is reborn. The fourth junior brother is an ancient Sword Immortal reincarnated. The junior sister is the future Demon Empress. Everyone from top to bottom is a hidden powerhouse! Ouyang, the eldest senior brother, gives a crooked grin. “Well, then I guess I'll have to use cheats!”
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My Comprehension Is Maxed Out, Yet You Want Me to Guard a Sword Tomb for a Century 我悟性满级,你让我剑冢守墓百年
Lin Xiao transmigrates to a fantasy continent with max-level comprehension. He can master any divine ability or cultivation technique in an instant. Just when he was struggling to find cultivation resources, he was captured by a demonic sect and made one of the guardians of the Brahma Sword Tomb. His daily job was to wipe swords. Wiping the sword Lihuo earned him a Heaven-tier sword technique. Wiping the sword Miming let him comprehend thirty percent of the Sword Intent of Annihilation. Wiping a
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- 414 You're a Prodigy, I'm a Goofball: The Nitpicking Host Loves Making Trouble 你天骄,我沙雕,杠精宿主爱作妖 [Quick transmigration + goofy and brainless + no romance + satisfying read + meme-filled + unhinged fun] There are countless worlds, and half the people in them have something wrong with their heads. Shi Xia's job is to travel between planes and fulfill the wishes of unlucky supporting female characters. From then on, perfectly good angsty romances go completely off the rails and never look back. World One: A wealthy couple married for appearances. Her husband just got dumped. What should she do 2.7kReads9.2Score327Shelves
- 415 The Cultivators We Used to Chop Up Together 那些年,我们一起砍过的修仙者 (Everyman’s cultivation + no System) Unlike traditional xianxia, don’t read if that’s not your thing. That year, a seven-year-old boy took his little sister into the cultivation world. Then all the cultivators went crazy! When you set out to cultivate, it doesn’t matter if you have talent, treasures, or lucky opportunities. But there’s one thing you must remember: there’s one person you must never provoke. Even though this person isn’t a cultivator at all. His blade is faster than light, so fast 162.2kReads9.3Score17.1kShelves
- 416 Everyone Draws Cards to Change Classes, but One Draw Gives Me Max Stats! 全民抽卡转职,我一抽满命! In this world, gacha rules! When people turn eighteen, they each get one chance to draw a card and change careers. Some poor students draw combat classes and rise to the top overnight. Some top students draw civilian classes and lose any chance of adventure and battle. In this gacha era, drawing a combat class is called pulling a gold. The world rewards you with another draw, and duplicate classes are converted into constellation levels. However, there is no pity system. On the day of his draw, 155.8kReads9.0Score12.7kShelves
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The Whole Sect Are Simps, but the Junior Sister Is a Real Menace 全宗都是舔狗,小师妹是真狗
[The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng
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You Want Me to Be the Wicked Female Lead? I'll Rewrite the Plot and Become a CEO 让我当恶毒女配?我改剧情当霸总
[Laugh-Out-Loud Shenanigans + Transmigration into a Book + Plot Rewrites + Strong Female Lead + No Romance] This book is absolutely unhinged (originally titled "I Changed the Plot and Made the Regent Eat You-Know-What". That title was rejected, so it got a new one.) After getting dumped by her domineering CEO boyfriend, Shu Yan happens upon a Supporting Female Character Revenge System. It lets her transmigrate into all kinds of novels and rewrite the plots for the supporting female characters. ·
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- 419 Midnight Entry: Clear the Dungeon or Die (Season One) 午夜入场,副本通关才能活下去(第一季) Enter at midnight. Clear the instance to survive (Season One) 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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Villain: My Little Brother is the Chosen One 反派:我的弟弟是天选之子
"Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain
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I Can Rewrite the Plot, and the Hero and Heroine Are Stunned 我能改剧情,男女主麻了
[System + wild imagination + silly fun + hilarious + female lead, no CP] Jiang Nuan transmigrates and gains a golden finger that lets her access and alter the plot whenever she’s near the male and female leads. [Xu Yan sneered and walked toward Rong Jia.] Looking at Rong Jia, a hopeless romantic, Jiang Nuan smirked and changed “walked” to “crawled.” Xu Yan sneered and was just about to step forward when his body went out of his control and he sprawled on the ground. Under everyone’s stunned gaze
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- 422 I Asked My Master About My Cultivation, and He Smacked Me Back to Earth 我问师父修为?反手拍我回地球 From the start, I had a winning hand! After transmigrating into the world of immortal cultivation for a hundred years, I took a laid-back master and learned skills powerful enough to reach the heavens. Just when I thought I was about to ascend and become an immortal My master yawned. “Disciple, it’s time for you to go back.” With a backhanded slap, he sent me flying back to Earth. A rented apartment, instant noodles, an unfinished graduation thesis… Everything was just as it had been, as if thos 46Reads—Score—Shelves
- 423 Midnight Entry: Clear the Dungeon or Die (Season Two) 午夜入场,副本通关才能活下去(第二季) Midnight Entry: You Can Only Survive by Clearing the Dungeon (Season 2) 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 424 The Emperor's Gold Medal County Magistrate 皇家金牌县令 [Farming + lighthearted fun + transmigration] Fang Zhengyi transmigrates to the Great Jing dynasty and becomes a county magistrate. After seven years of work, he has created his own earthly paradise. He’d planned to live out his days as a carefree little emperor. In the thirteenth year of the Jinghe era, the emperor of Great Jing travels incognito and accidentally wanders into Taoyuan County... The moment the emperor enters the county, he is astonished! The many strange and wondrous things leave 230.3kReads9.5Score28.7kShelves
- 425 My Heart Rate Hit 120, and the System Begged Me to Stop Jumping 心跳120,系统求我别跳了 [Max-Level Expert Returns] + [System Strikes Back] + [Skills from All Heavens] + [Decisive and Ruthless] I vanished for three years. Now I’m back in the city with a “Heartbeat Engine” System. The System says every pounding heartbeat earns me Heart Energy points. Nervousness works. Anger works. Fear works too. Using the fluctuations of my everyday heartbeat, I quietly exchanged points for expert hand-to-hand combat, mastery of firearms, and basic self-healing. The day my enemies came looking for —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 426 Midnight Entry: Clear the Dungeon to Survive (Season 3) 午夜入场,副本通关才能活下去(第三季) Midnight Entry: Clear the Dungeons to Survive (Season 3) 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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I'm a Frail, True Heiress, So What's Wrong With Knowing a Little Mysticism? 我病弱真千金,会亿点玄学怎么了
[Metaphysics + fortune-telling + satisfying revenge + absurd comedy + no romance] Chi Le had lived for sixteen years before finding out his younger sister had been switched at birth! His parents said, “Your sister is frail and sickly, and can't take care of herself. You have to look after her.” One sleepless night, Chi Le went outside for a walk and saw his frail, sickly sister jump straight down from the third floor without a scratch. Chi Le: ? Then his supposedly helpless sister punched a thou
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The Undying Starveling 不死饿殍
Tomato Original: They all call me Shen Qianqiu, or the Undying Wretch. I survived the meat hooks used to butcher people for food, weathered the storms of the Tang and Song dynasties, and witnessed the flames of war under the Yuan and Ming... I have walked this mortal world for a thousand years. “They ate me for a thousand years. At last, they ate me into a god.”
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- 429 Orphanage at the End of the World: Migration of the Last Flame 末日孤儿院:火种迁徙 Doomsday Orphanage: The Migration of the Flame 6Reads—Score—Shelves
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I'm a Master? How Come I Didn't Know? 我是高手我怎么不知道
"Feel-good power fantasy"[Words Become Law]+ [Overactive Imaginations]+ [Ensemble Cast] Original title: I’m a Master, So Why Don’t I Know It? Xiao Ranshu suspects this world has gone mad! The dog she picked up is the fearsome Wolf King, renowned for his incredible combat prowess? The servant she hired while out shopping is a great sea monster from the merfolk? That silly rabbit is a Taotie that feeds on dragons... Xiao Ranshu slams the table in fury. “Bullshit! My pets are sweet, cute, and obedi
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After They Fired Me, the Entire Restaurant Went Under 把我开除后,整个饭店彻底完蛋了
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- 432 The 1970s: My Whole Family Regretted It After I Remarried 七零:改嫁之后全家后悔了 The 1970s: The Whole Family Regrets Her Remarriage 6Reads—Score—Shelves
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Reborn in 2010: I Monopolized the Global Economy 重生2010:我垄断了全球经济
This book was originally titled Reborn in 2010: I Monopolized the Global Economy. The short drama adaptation, Reborn After Being Abandoned: Conquering the Business World, is now available. [No System]+ [No Immortal Cultivation]+ [Multiple Heroines]+ [Slow Burn] What should you do if you return to 2010 and are about to be mocked by your ex-girlfriend at a class reunion? He
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- 434 After the Workshop Fired Me, the Whole Factory Shut Down and Everyone Knelt, Begging Me to Return 车间把我开除后,全厂停产全员下跪求我回归 After the Workshop Fired Me, the Entire Factory Shut Down and Everyone Knelt, Begging Me to Come Back 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 435 Midnight Entry: Clear the Dungeon to Survive (Season 4) 午夜入场,副本通关才能活下去(第四季) Midnight Entry: Clear the Dungeons to Survive (Season 4) 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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Oh No, Sun Wukong Has Fallen in Love with the Bone Demon 完蛋了,孙悟空爱上了白骨精
Zhu Bajie: “Tell me, what is love? It makes this old pig pledge himself to another.” Sun Wukong: “The monsters are here. Bajie, you go first. I’ll cover the rear. Don’t worry: if you die, you’ll get a hundred million in underworld currency for compensation, deposited straight into your secret account at the Bank of the Underworld.” Tang Sanzang: “Bajie, your master is hungry. Hurry up and stew a pot of monk meat. Do you even want to keep your job? You’re so slow at everything, as dumb as a pig.”
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- 437 Marriage Is a Shattered Reflection 婚姻如破碎的镜像 Marriage is like a shattered mirror 3.1kReads—Score—Shelves
- 438 Embers Fade, and There’s No Return 烬余灯火,再无归期 The Last Embers Fade, and There Is No Return —Reads—Score—Shelves
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I Told You to Cultivate Immortality, Not Wreak Havoc in the Cultivation World! 让你修仙,没让你祸害修仙界啊!
[Comedy][Sneaky Schemer][Lighthearted][Absurd][Gets Better the Further You Read] [This book focuses on comedy and fun. The pace is somewhat slow, so please do not read it if that bothers you.] Year 17,863 of the Cultivation Calendar When Emperor Qin Yu became an immortal and ascended, powerful figures from every realm came to see him off. Firecrackers exploded, and everyone had tears in their eyes as they murmured their farewells. Sect Elder: “He's leaving. This scourge is finally leaving. We ca
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- 440 Between the Door and the World Outside, My Fiancée Regrets It Like Crazy! 门里门外,未婚妻她悔疯了! Inside and outside the door, my fiancée is consumed with regret! 6.8kReads—Score—Shelves
- 441 I Get Stronger Whenever I'm Called On 我被点名就变强 [Comedy + scheming + tycoon] One day, the rebellious Fang Qimai got a special System. Whenever someone called on him, he could receive a reward from them. Ding! Your math teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering Olympiad Math. Ding! Your rich classmate called on you. Character unlocked: Billionaire Dad. Ding! Your PE teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering English Grammar. Wait a minute... Did something weird just sneak in there...? 15.6kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves
- 442 Chinese Showbiz: My Double-Cultivation Life with the 85 Flowers 华娱:我与85花的双修生活 Here is this book's synopsis: [Not a Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Ensemble Cast + Multiple Heroines + A Touch of Urban Cultivation + No System + Scheming + Entertainment Industry] Luo Junze was a worldly veteran who worked in the film and entertainment industry at Tencent in 2023. One day, he wakes up ten years in the past as Ying Bao, a rising star in the ent 45.5kReads8.4Score2.9kShelves
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The Peerless Poison Strategist Backs the Empress 无双毒士,力挺女帝
[Masterful political intrigue + empress + poetry + contrasts + lie flat + power of capital] From the start, a princess is poisoned and hunted down, but Shen Liuxiang mistakes her for the top courtesan on a pleasure boat. By day... well, by day and night, they have heart-to-heart talks. The princess sighs: “Better not to be born a woman. For a hundred years, our joys and sorrows lie in other people’s hands.” Shen Liuxiang laughs: “Come on, take a look at this book, The Legend of Wu Meiniang.” The
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- 444 Game Invasion: I Became Emperor Before the Players Transmigrated 游戏入侵:我称帝了玩家才穿越 [Transmigrating ahead of time + political scheming + dynastic power struggles + succubus + worlds merging] This book is also known as [I, the Empress's Fiancé, the Strongest Villain Behind the Scenes]. After waking up, Xia Chen finds himself logged into the mysterious game from his previous life ahead of schedule, starting out as the legitimate son of the Marquis of Zhendong. What? I have a younger brother named Xia Hao, who seems to have a mysterious bone inside him? It looks just like the lege 467kReads9.1Score47.2kShelves
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I Just Awakened My System, and Her Dad Told Me to Get Lost? 我刚觉醒系统,她爸让我滚远点?
[Physical book deal secured, enjoy with confidence] [Ultimate power fantasy] [Decisive and ruthless] [Absurd comedy] [One heroine] [Ensemble cast] [Unhinged] Year 529 of the Cultivation Calendar. Yun Mochen wakes from a nap and unexpectedly awakens a System. [Absorb qi and blood to grow stronger!] But there's one big problem: his girlfriend of three months is the daughter of the Zhu Clan's Emperor, one of the five great cultivation clans. Even worse, her emperor father comes straight to his door
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- 446 Fellow Daoist, Why Is Your Human Emperor Banner Belching Black Smoke? 道友,你这人皇幡怎么冒黑烟啊? Even unorthodox paths can lead to Heaven! This poor Daoist has always been a bit timid. If I don’t pull up the roots after cutting the grass, I won’t be able to sleep at night! Heh heh heh... I, He An, am your great calamity! 81.4kReads9.3Score7.3kShelves
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The Villainess Goes on a Rampage Across the Nine Continents! The Protagonists All Kneel 反派女配杀疯九洲!主角们都跪了
“If the author says there's no romance, then there really isn't.” She became the saintess of one of the Four Great Sacred Lands, with exceptional talent, a prestigious position, and a decent fortune. And yet, with such an impressive setup, she was destined to be a cannon-fodder villain in countless stories about male and female leads. To avoid being won over or defeated, and to stay alive, she had no choice but to strike first. Oh, did I hit too hard? My mistake, my mistake. Go recover, then com
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Reborn to Become a Widow, but the Prince Can Read Minds 重生只想丧偶,王爷竟然会读心
The whole book is complete, everyone! Enjoy it without worry. Mwah mwah mwah (´ε` )♡ [Both reborn + mind-reading + absurd comedy + the husband’s long road to winning back his wife + male lead angst] (Cold-faced border prince vs. beloved legitimate daughter) Wei Yue: He thought he was the cinnabar mole in his wife’s heart in their previous life. He never expected someone else to be in her heart! Jiang Jianwei: [Heaven gave me another chance, so of course I’m going to let loose! To hell with his c
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- 449 The Little Cop Who Makes a Big Difference 小警大用 Du Dayong once hoped to grow up to be a great chef. He never expected to become a low-ranking criminal investigator. This is the story of a young police officer growing up. There is no reborn protagonist showing off and face-slapping people, no System or golden finger making him invincible, and no ridiculous transmigration to another world. Here, you'll find the humor and warmth between comrades, a touch of youthful romance, loving family bonds, mischievous leaders, and absurd coworkers. Young o 88.4kReads9.6Score10.7kShelves
- 450 Reborn in 2000: I Single-Handedly Carried Chinese Entertainment 重生2000:一人扛起内娱 (Rebirth, showbiz, a legendary debut album, female lead Liu Qianqian) With his debut album, he became a legend and a young king of Mandopop. His second album made the gods retreat, establishing him as a king of mainland China. His third swept East Asia, making him Asia's pop king. His fourth pushed into Europe and America, earning him the title of mysterious magician from the East... A down-and-out bar singer was reborn from 2024 into the turn-of-the-century year 2000. That year, he was stil 33.5kReads8.6Score2.1kShelves

















































