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Any Hilarious No-Romance Stories That'll Make You Die Laughing?

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GPT-6 Luna

No romance, no romance! I’ve had too much couple fluff, and I’m getting sick of it.

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401 I Engaged in Involution in Ancient Times, and Along the Way I Was Granted the Title of Marquis and Prime Minister. Meet TiantianAncient Romance604k WordsCompleted 2.3kReads9.2Score245Shelves
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No cp+female+infrastructure+powerful plot, it's finished, you can read it with confidence, [shy][shy][shy]
402 Black Lotus Returns from Rebirth, Her Husband's Family Trembles Rice Bowl 114Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted 63.9kReads9.5Score7.7kShelves
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She has a cp, but her cp was beaten by him. The rebirth story tells the story of a heroine who was reborn after being violently raped and suddenly became enlightened on the first day of her wedding. From then on, she started a happy life in which as long as I have no morals, no one can kidnap me.
403 What Happened to the Poisonous Milk? in the World of Immortality, Whoever I Breastfeed Will Die? A Peach in One BiteAncient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 1.6kReads9.2Score200Shelves
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No cp, relaxed and funny
404 Everyone, Stay Out of the Way! the Society Is Afraid of Massacres in All Directions Xu YiranModern Romance539k WordsOngoing 290Reads5.8Score—Shelves
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All without CP, very nice [send heart] [send heart] [send heart] [send heart] [send heart] [send heart] [send heart] [send heart] [send heart] [send heart]
405 Report to Master, Junior Sister, She, She, She Is an Evil Cultivator Burning Books, Burying MyselfAncient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted 13.4kReads9.0Score1.9kShelves
406 Your War Beast? Mine! Pet Care Can Control Animals Rock Sugar Orange JellyModern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted 3.1kReads8.5Score358Shelves
407 Be Honest! Every Time I Get Hit Hard, You Are There Donkey in a DazeUrban535k WordsCompleted 4.4kReads8.0Score293Shelves
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Highly recommended! ! ! ! This one will really make you laugh to death in bed. The title of this book is very well written. To be able to write such a book, I have to say that the author is a talent.
408 Shock! I Actually Opened a Supermarket on Long March Road One ZeroModern Romance246k WordsCompleted 4.9kReads9.0Score591Shelves
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Both books are the first without CP. This book has a patriotic feeling and a big-picture perspective. It is a good book that pays tribute to martyrs and heroes. The heroine binds to the supermarket system and opens a supermarket on the Long March. It's a good read. I love it (⑉°з°)-♡ The second metaphysics book, a good read, in the form of live broadcast, and the storyline is fascinating. In this novel, you can see and learn a lot. In short, it is not a loss to invest in shares.
409 Live Broadcast Fortune Telling, Encounter a Suitcase of Broken Corpses at the Beginning! Huddled in Social FearModern Romance496k WordsCompleted 14.3kReads9.3Score2.3kShelves
410 To Cultivate Immortality, I Will Raise a Group of Monsters. Why Are You Panicking? Last Night's TeaAncient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted 29.7kReads9.5Score4.1kShelves
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The heroine has no Cp, and I am laughed to death while walking and listening to books. I am so afraid that others will say that I am crazy [laughing and crying]
411 I Was Forced to Marry Eight People During Time Travel, and the Empress Was Also Crazy About Me Just Passing ByHistorical1.0M WordsCompleted 14kReads7.9Score1.5kShelves
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Super hilarious masterpiece is coming
412 Visit Ancient Times with a Super Mall Just Passing ByHistorical3.4M WordsCompleted 36.8kReads8.9Score3.2kShelves
413 No Chance of Survival Young Master ChangleMystery1.3M WordsCompleted 9.4kReads9.3Score960Shelves
414 Dressed as a Middle-Aged Princess, Coolness Is My Personality Jing SiyiAncient Romance423k WordsCompleted 6.7kReads9.1Score551Shelves
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The heroine finally became friends with the prince, no cp, super funny. The concubines and servants in the family all know that the heroine has been replaced, but the prince does not know. . Moreover, it is a rare book in which the royal family coexists in a warm and harmonious manner.
415 The End of Ten Days Pest Control Team MemberMystery3.2M WordsCompleted 1.8MReads9.9Score210.7kShelves
416 Time and Space Merchant: I Am in Another World to Provide Resources for the Country Delicious DelicaciesModern Romance628k WordsOngoing 180Reads5.8Score—Shelves
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No cp and no ambiguity, I watched the whole process with a smile
417 Dressed as a Script Killer, All Suspects Fall in Love with Me Little SaltModern Romance592k WordsCompleted 12.7kReads9.3Score2.2kShelves
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🔥🔥I'm really pissed off by these two laughs🔥 Who can hold back the laughter after reading this? I really can't hold back the goose-goose laughter📖①Shen Xiaoyan passed through the script, and she was still a has-been female star who is black on the Internet. She was accidentally too smart. ② Because he was stabbed in the back by a scumbag, he was sent to the hospital by an extreme CP as soon as he got through the book. Since then, he has single-handedly turned his love affair into a subversive one.
418 Above All Strangers LiubaiUrban1.1M WordsCompleted 4.6kReads9.3Score263Shelves
419 Huanhuanhuanhuanhuanhuanhuan Is Coming Lan ChunModern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 84.8kReads9.1Score6.4kShelves
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Laughing to death, laughing to death, laughing to death
420 The System Gave Me Superpowers, but I Used Them to Tease Qingmei Long Zai Is CoolUrban1.3M WordsCompleted 16kReads9.1Score1.7kShelves
421 Oops! the Secret in the Mobile Phone Was Discovered by the School Beauty Coffee Instant NoodlesUrban790k WordsOngoing 7.6kReads9.0Score455Shelves
422 I'm Here to Turn Up the Heat in the Cultivation World The Angler Who Catches Big FishEastern Fantasy2.3M WordsOngoing 179.2kReads9.1Score15.2kShelves
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I started laughing at the beginning of the first chapter. After reading it, I found that I had lost 5 pounds [face covering]
423 The End of the World: the Boss Who Gave Me Space Is Crazy Batch The Stranger Is as Beautiful as JadeSci-Fi & Apocalypse1.0M WordsCompleted 2.8kReads9.1Score327Shelves
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There is no cp in the end of the world but there is a male and female protagonist. It is super funny. The young boss feels that he is the father of the female protagonist. [Laughing][laughing][laughing]
424 The Entire Sect Has Been Reborn, but I Am the Only One Who Has Traveled Through Time. Li Zi Mosquito RepellentAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 3.1kReads9.0Score559Shelves
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None of these have cp
425 The Forbidden Area of The Human Race, the Gods and Demons Stop Why Speak Too ProfoundlyUrban2.4M WordsCompleted 39.3kReads9.2Score3.5kShelves
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These books are all good and can make your abs laugh out loud.
426 Shock! Crazy Criticism of the Junior Sister Is Actually the Strongest Villain Behind the Scenes Ink Pen Raw FishAncient Romance278k WordsCompleted 1.3kReads8.9Score194Shelves
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Cultivation of immortality, funny, villain, good family background, not aggrieved, cool story about a heroine with no cp
427 Long Blessings, Madam [Fu] A TumblerAncient Romance524k WordsCompleted 33.1kReads9.2Score4.5kShelves
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💥Hilarious! Don't let the name fool you! I originally got this from a Tik Tok tweet, and then I was fascinated by it. I liked the extreme pull between the two of them. The psychological activities were quite funny. Anyway, I couldn't hold back my laughter but it was so loud.
428 Global Gaowu: Organization, I Am Really Not a Heretic Apple Cider Vinegar 300Urban1.6M WordsCompleted 3.6kReads8.6Score209Shelves
429 Cats Eat Fish and Dogs Eat Meat, and the Little Junior Sister Turns into a Little Monster Instantly Chunchun's Seasoning BagAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 83Reads8.7Score—Shelves
430 Live Broadcast: the Top-Notch Brother's Sister Becomes Famous Confused Idiot BeautyModern Romance500k WordsCompleted 7.9kReads9.4Score924Shelves
431 Resurrection of Spiritual Energy: Forced Kissing of the Cracked Girl at the Beginning Sweet WatermelonUrban3.7M WordsCompleted 917Reads5.8Score122Shelves
432 Spiritual Energy Recovery: This Man's Beast Soul Evolves Too Fast Purple LightUrban1.7M WordsCompleted 33.5kReads9.0Score2.6kShelves
433 Zaizai, I Was a Matchmaker in Lianzong When I Was Six Years Old Season PorridgeModern Romance531k WordsCompleted 872Reads9.2Score170Shelves
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(Handsome appearance) (Model step) Woman, (suddenly close, holding a rose in her mouth) (Back away) (Jump) (360° rotation in the air) (Fall) (Re-enter) (Holding a rose in her mouth, smiling evilly) (wink) Come and see me
434 Restart Your Life, Live a Comfortable Life That Defies the Heavens Border Town CamelUrban1.7M WordsCompleted 9.4kReads8.8Score897Shelves
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It's coming, it's so funny [face covering] [adoration]
435 The Yandere Who Wears Books: the Beautiful, Strong but Miserable Junior Brother Turns Evil Again Whole Wheat Bread563k WordsCompleted 5.8kReads9.4Score832Shelves
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It's so funny, it makes me laugh. The protagonist transforms into a beautiful, strong, and charming senior brother [Adored] His mission is to prevent his junior brother from turning into a black devil [Angry] He works hard to protect his junior brother, but in fact others are coveting him [licking the screen] I'm laughing so hard
436 Quick Travel: the Ruthless Boss Took the Cannon Fodder Script What Time Is It Now?Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 1.4kReads8.7Score108Shelves
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This book is very interesting. The female protagonist has a good outlook on life. The most important thing is that there is no male protagonist.
437 Wear It, the Body Will Be Warm Crow Has a Strong ManAncient Romance505k WordsCompleted 2kReads9.1Score222Shelves
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There is no cp in the farming article. It has been completed. Please feel free to eat it.
438 I Have Become a Buddha, Please Don't Disturb Me Zi Sang FeiAncient Romance102k WordsCompleted 4.7kReads8.7Score472Shelves
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[Love] [Love] [Love] The beginning is in hell mode, with the female supporting character Bai Yueguang revealing her love for the male master. The master asked her: "Do you know your mistake?" Male supporting brothers: "Junior sister, admit your mistake quickly! Bai Yueguang female supporting character: "Wanyu, admit it, it is treason for a disciple to love his master, not to mention that he is a master for a lifetime and a father for a day. How can you have such thoughts for the master who is like a father?" Jiang Wanyu glanced around, facing such a hellish start mode. She only wanted to have a baby, and finally said to the male master, "Dad?" It's hilarious, extremely funny, and so funny that your stomach hurts from laughing.
439 I Ascended After Becoming the Control Group of Wenfuxing A Bowl of ChaosModern Romance557k WordsCompleted 2.2kReads9.1Score144Shelves
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Well, I stayed up late to read this and died laughing in the middle of the night.
440 When the Prehistoric Demon Started to Wear Her Fast Nai NaiyiModern Romance729k WordsCompleted 7.9kReads9.3Score844Shelves
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Recommend this book to make you laugh and have a few more wrinkles. It's worth it. If you've read Shen Yan, you can read this one again. Feichang Naisi. After reading this book, you'll feel a little bit different when reading other books.
441 After the Real Daughter Was Abandoned, She Picked up Five Big Brother Brothers Stranger to ItAncient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 136.9kReads9.5Score22.9kShelves
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This uncensored book is both funny and tearful
442 Thank You, Your Majesty, for the Marriage! I Went to Collect Debts YuejiuAncient Romance630k WordsCompleted 3.2kReads8.3Score507Shelves
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I just followed this story. It's such an alternative theme. The heroine wanted to resign and said she wanted to go back to the countryside to raise chickens. In order to flatter her, all the civil and military officials in the court said in unison that chickens could be raised in the capital city. After that, their sons all became candidates for raising chickens. It was hilarious. I wonder if there is any CP.
443 In the Era of Global E-Sports, I Am the Only Cheating Player Not DestroyedUrban1.3M WordsCompleted 76.1kReads9.2Score7.3kShelves
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People who have fun don't need a heroine, just step aside and don't get involved.
444 Wanwan Is Not Wanwan: Who Will Still Pamper You After You Have Been Reborn? Ziwei RiverAncient Romance1.1M WordsOngoing 33.8kReads8.9Score3.5kShelves
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I read two period novels three times and four times. I stayed up all night and read them several times. There were so many hilarious scenes that I laughed out loud! Hahaha! ! !
445 In Those Years, We Supported the Strange Beast to Death Together A Touch of Dark BlueUrban2.5M WordsCompleted 79.9kReads9.1Score9.5kShelves
446 Gloomy, Thousands of People Suspected That They Were Being Read. ChaiAncient Romance406k WordsCompleted 1.4kReads8.8Score150Shelves
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The first is cultivating immortals. The protagonist wants to die every day. The rest are all about traveling quickly. None of these have CP.
447 Quick Travel: the Host Is Breaking Down the Plot Every Day KoreanAncient Romance1.8M WordsOngoing 512Reads9.3Score—Shelves
448 I Set up a Stall Selling Barbecue. Invincible 100 Million Points Is Reasonable, Right? NanqiUrban99k WordsOngoing —Reads5.8Score—Shelves
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Warning: If you click on this book, please abide by the following rules: 1. Do not read it while eating. 2. Do not read it while sleeping. 3. I will not take any responsibility if you die laughing. . (Warm reminder: Before reading the book, it is recommended to register in the hospital emergency room. I'm afraid you will die laughing)
449 Who Made Him the Host! Football BoyUrban1.0M WordsCompleted 9.6kReads8.7Score876Shelves
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It's pretty and funny [laugh][laugh][laugh]
450 After the True Daughter Returned from the Hehuan Sect, XiangwuModern Romance372k WordsCompleted 13.2kReads9.1Score1.2kShelves
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Rong Huan traveled to a different world and lived cautiously in the Hehuan Sect for more than thirty years. As soon as she fell asleep, she returned to modern times. The first time we met was at a banquet held by my friend's son. Feng Ji took a fancy to Rong Huan in the crowd at first glance. He was just the right amount of beauty and was extremely beautiful. As a result, she said: "Young master, I see your face, the fate of your heir has not come yet." Feng Ji's friend:? ?... Feng Ji:..