Any Hilarious No-Romance Stories That'll Make You Die Laughing? 爆笑能笑死人的那种但无CP的，有木有？

1. 451 模EN After a Thousand Simulations, I Have a Speedrun Strategy for Escape Games 模拟一千次，我有逃生游戏速通法 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Print edition on sale February 21 at 7 p.m. Please show it lots of support!] [Infinite-flow + fast-paced + funny + invincible protagonist + no female lead + no angst for the protagonist] [Across the four streets, east, south, west, and north, ask around and find out who’s the boss] [Don’t compare yourself to others. Just look at you: who do you think you are?] The White Tower descends, and the entire world enters death-instance mode. Zheng Xun, bound to an infinite simulation System and forced 215.6kReads9.6Score36.3kShelves
2. 452 我 The Story of My Sister-in-Law and Me: Warm Spring, Late Song 我和嫂嫂的故事——晚歌春暖 King Revolver左轮王Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted The Story of Me and My Sister-in-Law: Spring Blossoms at Dusk 396Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 453 玄EN Fantasy: Starting Blind, I Cultivate with an Erhu 玄幻：开局瞎子，从拉二胡开始 Howling Gale哀嚎的狂风Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsCompleted (The short drama is now streaming: Fantasy: Beginning with Two Springs Reflect the Moon) [Spending Life + Grinding and Lying Low] "Once a song breaks the heart, where in all the world can one find a kindred soul?" From the start, he transmigrated as a blind man and became a street musician. [Two Springs Reflect the Moon: LV2 (1/10000) Effect: Unblocks qi and blood, opens the meridians, dispels dampness, and warms the body] He is a blind street musician who wipes out an entire gang for 136.7kReads9.6Score14.1kShelves
4. 454 无 Betrayed Without Mercy, I Tore Apart the Illusion of Happiness with My Own Hands 无情背叛，我亲手撕碎幸福假象 King Revolver左轮王Marriage & Romance7k WordsCompleted Betrayed without mercy, I tore apart the illusion of happiness with my own hands. 284Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 455 我 I'm the Fake Heiress. Who's Afraid? 我是假千金我怕谁 Ou Er Du Na欧儿督娜Ancient Romance560k WordsCompleted [Fake and real heiresses + unhinged villainess + palace and household intrigue + all the usual tropes + lighthearted comedy] Huo Chenxuan jumped into a river to save someone, only to transmigrate into a book, becoming the evil fake heiress in The True Heiress Is Reborn, and Her Five Marquis Mansion Brothers Weep as They Beg Forgiveness. The first thing she sees when she opens her eyes is the classic drowning scene, with the scumbag General Xiao swimming desperately toward her. “Don’t come any cl 2.4kReads—Score252Shelves

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   There's a couple, but no romance. The fake heiress is just here to break up the couple, hahaha. The FFF members have transmigrated into the book!

6. 456 爱 I Love You So Deeply, So Sincerely 爱你那么深那么认真 King Revolver左轮王6k WordsCompleted I Loved You So Deeply, So Sincerely 75Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 457 意 My Will, My Way 意志贯彻我心 Jia Yunze佳云择Eastern Fantasy515k WordsCompleted [Readers decide whether there’s a heroine; fantasy, imaginative fantasy, decisive action, clear lines between love and hate, scheming, everyday life, comedy, ensemble cast] “What did you say? You’re not interested in women?” “I may be lecherous, but that’s all it is. It’s not the same as being interested in women. A real man walks between heaven and earth. How could I let a pretty face hold me back? We cultivators should travel the four seas, help the world and its people, punish evil and promot 752Reads—Score110Shelves

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   He couldn't hold back from the very beginning.

8. 458 重 Reborn in 1980: From Courtyard Menace to Peerless National Scholar 重生80，从大院祸害到国士无双 The Song Is Not Yet Finished一曲未完Urban1.0M WordsOngoing The winds of change are sweeping through 1980! Ye Xiaotian, chief engineer at a high-tech company, is unexpectedly reborn. His memories of future technology become a blade with which to turn the tide of the era. With a deluge of patents in his left hand, he drives his rivals straight into bankruptcy. With black-tech blueprints in his right, he forces foreign companies to grovel. Just as foreign firms are preparing to sweep across China with their wired remote controls, he sneers: “Infrared wirel 4.6kReads6.3Score297Shelves
9. 459 遗 Ten Years Forgotten: CEO Lu Kneels and Begs Me to Donate My Liver 遗忘十年：陆总跪求我捐肝救命 King Revolver左轮王Modern Romance12k WordsCompleted Ten Years Forgotten: Mr. Lu Begs Me to Donate My Liver to Save His Life 56Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 460 头 With a Flower on Her Head, the Junior Sister Sneaks Around Gossiping 头顶喇叭花，小师妹狗狗祟祟吃瓜 Holding Hands by the Fire执手烟火Fantastical Romance396k WordsOngoing Jiang Jiu transmigrated into a cultivation novel as a vicious, expendable character destined to die without a body left intact. Every member of the Cangxuan Sect was doomed to be cannon fodder. Even the crooked-necked tree on the sect grounds wouldn’t survive past Chapter Three! Jiang Jiu did the math and decided to save her life by being shameless! Her eldest senior brother was taciturn and destined to die after taking the blame for the male lead? Jiang Jiu falsely accused him eight hundred tim 72.8kReads8.9Score12kShelves

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    Everyone, come and experience the pain of serialization with me! Don't be fooled by the low rating; just click in and check out the author to see their true talent. And because it's a new book this year, the author's writing is much more mature than their previous work, abandoning the usual tropes like five, six, seven, or eight senior brothers doting on the protagonist, or a constant battle with the original female lead, etc. None of those clichéd scenes are there, nor is there any extreme feminism. It's a very traditional cultivation novel with a very funny protagonist—it's hilarious! The protagonist's antics are endless and so funny! I caught up in just one night! So good, so good, so good! Highly recommended!

11. 461 囚 Drugged Captive: Lord Qin’s Forbidden White Moonlight 囚药：秦爷的禁忌白月光 King Revolver左轮王Ancient Romance8k WordsCompleted Captive Medicine: Master Qin's Forbidden White Moonlight 52Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 462 兵 Marching Out of the Ten Thousand Mountains to Reclaim Our Homeland and Expand Our Borders 兵出十万大山，复故土拓新疆 The Twenty-Five-Thousand-Li Long March二万五千里长征路Historical885k WordsOngoing Liu Yongfu went up the mountain to gather firewood. In a dream, an old man told him that he was a mighty general who should defend his home and protect his people. When he woke, he also had a new set of memories from the future. Liu Yongfu decided that, besides defending his homeland, he should find the Han people a place to settle, help them survive more than a decade of war and natural disasters, and fight against imperialism... [Some parts of this story take liberties with history, or happen 5.4kReads—Score385Shelves

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    The male protagonist is reborn and leads his fellow villagers and soldiers out of the Hundred Thousand Mountains, creating a new world for the Han people.

13. 463 龙 Dragon Head 龙头 Xun Fei寻飞Urban3.1M WordsCompleted For the sake of the goddess, I crossed the big shot in the county. To stay alive, I fought my way up, one step at a time, until I became the boss... One day, the hidden dragon will find the rain it needs. With a single roar, it will shift the mountains and rivers and move the Big Dipper. Stories of the underdog rising to the top will always set the blood racing. 27.9kReads9.0Score2.8kShelves

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    Stop asking what constitutes a masterpiece or the pinnacle of novel writing. Based on my seven years of experience in various book circles, I can tell you that there's only one right now. The entire text is concise and to the point, with ruthless action and no internal strife. Revenge is served on the spot. It's a story of ordinary people and their brothers and sisters being forced by reality to experience a series of fierce battles and intrigues in a passionate martial arts world.

14. 464 回 After the College Entrance Exam, I Used My Foresight to Become a Tycoon 回到高考后，利用先知成富豪 The Twenty-Five-Thousand-Li Long March二万五千里长征路Urban841k WordsCompleted By a twist of fate, Chen Feiyu returns to the day after his class reunion, held after the college entrance exam. Using his information advantage, he makes up for past regrets. From the start, he sets his sights on the Brazil World Cup to earn his first fortune, then uses his expertise and memories to grow his money in the stock market. He also keeps in touch with his high school crush and his senior from university, wins the hearts of both beauties, and becomes a winner in life! 2.6kReads—Score107Shelves
15. 465 火 Huo Lan Dao Feng’s 67th Book 火岚刀锋第67本书 Blazing Blade火岚刀锋Urban214k WordsCompleted A new work is here! You can read my stories on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy them. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Absolutely stunning, you won't be able to put it down!

16. 466 最 The Strongest Sect: Our Patriarch Is a First-Class Con Artist 最强宗门：祖师爷是个大忽悠 Sprout of the Tusi King's City土司王城的嫩芽Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsOngoing (A scheming sect + a useless System + lighthearted comedy + endless twists) Wu Xiaobing, the street's little tyrant, lives by one rule: look impressive in front of others, and never take a loss! Unfortunately, his abilities don't match his ambitions. Picking on the weak and cowering before the strong are part of his daily routine, and getting slapped down after a moment of bravado is the norm. Then he mouthed off to a real big shot: “I'm not bragging, but my hidden skill is so powerful it'll sca 815Reads8.9Score—Shelves

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    This is laughable! "The Strongest Sect: The Founder Was a Big Conman"

17. 467 绝 The Beautiful Widow and the Twins 绝色寡妇之双胞胎 Blazing Blade火岚刀锋Mystery794k WordsCompleted “Ah!” Su Laosi only had time to let out a short cry before his whole body pitched backward. He tumbled through the air as blue sky and cliff face flashed past in rapid succession. In his final moment, he saw a circling mountain eagle, its gaze sharp as a blade. 992Reads6.6Score112Shelves
18. 468 寸 A Fleeting Moment 寸阴 Three Pigs Stand Like Tripods三猪鼎立Urban822k WordsOngoing [Infinite-loop adventure in the early stages + an intelligent villain + detailed supporting characters + haven't figured out the later stages yet ^_^] Urging someone to study medicine is a recipe for disaster! Even with a golden finger, you still can't overcome human nature! So let it go. Take off that white coat, as if shedding the shackles weighing you down, only to fall into a cycle, an apparently endless loop. Within the cycle of 2015, you uncover a shocking secret from hundreds of years ago 6.2kReads—Score503Shelves

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    Hilarious! For those experiencing a reading slump!

19. 469 惊 Breaking News! The Max-Level Expert Goes Wild on a Dating Show 惊爆热搜！满级大佬在恋综杀疯了 A Little Leisure闲情几许Modern Romance733k WordsCompleted After completing missions across three thousand worlds, Pei Ge, an all-around quick transmigration expert, joins a dating reality show to clean up after her disciple. She becomes the fourth male guest, the one with the least screen time. Pei, who only wants to keep a low profile, keeps making headlines and setting the livestream chat ablaze. She goes from an unnoticed nobody to someone everyone loves, a heartthrob adored by all. 2.9kReads9.3Score280Shelves

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    Neither of them are romantically linked, I'm totally rooting for Pei Ge! ԅ(¯¯ԅ) Especially the first book, I laughed so hard I rolled on the floor.

20. 470 超 Superpowered Spycraft: An Agent's Blissful Path to Immortality 超神谍武，特工修仙爽歪歪 Chu Yuxiang褚豫翔Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.6M WordsOngoing Truth and illusion are hard to tell apart, And love, hatred, and old grudges stretch beyond count! Greed, anger, delusion, sorrow, joy, and resentment, Who among us hasn’t tasted them all? Spy wars, schemes within schemes, a world of temptation, Half-drunk, half-sated, still unable to enjoy the night. I can change a thousand ways, And unleash every supernatural power. Why should I fear their schemes and plots, Their sharp tongues and cutting words? I roam the sea of stars to settle old scores, W 5kReads9.5Score391Shelves

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    The first book is a technologically advanced fantasy, sci-fi, war comedy! The second book is a hilarious tale of pet-taming!

21. 471 野 The Wild Monk’s Ill-Fated Romance 野和尚的孽缘 Blazing Blade火岚刀锋Eastern Fantasy178k WordsCompleted A mysterious ancient temple is home to a Buddhist monk who cultivates immortality. The monk is devastatingly handsome and only eighteen, yet every few days, top beauties, young ladies, and even princesses come to pay him a visit... The outside world calls him the "Qingyun Master," while the people of the mysterious tribe call him the "Wild Monk"... 2.6kReads—Score298Shelves
22. 472 神 God-Tier Choices: This Beast Tamer Is a Little Too Fierce 神级选择：这个御兽师有亿点生猛 Three Winds 11三风11Urban3.4M WordsCompleted [Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a.. 179.3kReads9.7Score21.4kShelves

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    The first is a technologically advanced fantasy, sci-fi, war comedy! The second is a hilarious pet-taming story!

23. 473 情 A Love Rival Showdown? I'm Coasting to Victory on a Dating Show 情敌们修罗场？我在恋综躺赢到底 A Little Leisure闲情几许Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted (This is a female-oriented novel, okay? A female-oriented novel!!) After completing missions across three thousand worlds, the powerhouse Pei Ge transmigrates into a ridiculous, melodramatic dating-show novel full of bloodshed and romantic rivalries. He becomes a tool-like male supporting character: a once-famous movie star whose looks could enthrall the world. The movie star's legs are long and straight, like blades that can steal lives. The movie star's waist is supple and strong, like a potio 3.4kReads9.2Score395Shelves
24. 474 都 My Urban Soulmate 都市之我的红颜知己 Blazing Blade火岚刀锋Urban1.0M WordsCompleted What nobody knew was that the younger aunt was actually the eldest daughter of the Lin family of Yanjing, one of the most powerful families. Back then, Lin Xiaoxiao's mother, Shangguan Xi, the eldest daughter of the Shangguan family, and Su Buwei's mother, Murong Xue, had been the closest of friends at university… 203Reads6.3Score—Shelves
25. 475 女 A Female Ghost Shows Up Pregnant, and You Say You're a Proper Daoist? 女鬼怀孕上门你说你是正经道士？ Fined Into Bankruptcy for Being Handsome因帅被罚破产Mystery4.1M WordsOngoing [Mystery Solving] [Ghost Stories] [Chinese Folk Traditions] Su Yun is an heir to the Yin-Yang School, one of the pre-Qin traditions. Introduced by an acquaintance, he went on a blind date and met his girlfriend. After they broke up, Su Yun prepared to turn her into a zombie. Just as the process was nearly complete on the seventh day, a policewoman burst in and arrested him for murder. Su Yun: “I'm innocent! My ex-girlfriend was a flight attendant, fair-skinned, beautiful, and long-legged. Why wo 221.3kReads9.1Score24kShelves

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    Every chapter is funny, not awkwardly funny 😄

26. 476 恋 Dating Show: The Ordinary Guy Is Everyone’s Dream Man 恋综：素人大佬是万人迷 A Little Leisure闲情几许Modern Romance466k WordsCompleted Pei Ge, a quick transmigration powerhouse who has completed missions in three thousand planes and retired to enjoy her old age while mentoring a young disciple, rushes to meet her year-end performance targets. She personally joins a dating-show livestream, becoming an ordinary female guest who gets viciously flamed by the internet. “Ugly and always making a scene”? She changes her look and leaves everyone stunned! “A face as big as a plate, and no self-awareness”? She blows everyone away in minu 2.2kReads9.4Score214Shelves
27. 477 寡 The Widow Boss's Heart 寡妇老板娘的心思 Blazing Blade火岚刀锋Urban503k WordsCompleted My new work is here! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support gives me the motivation to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 610Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 478 开EN From the Start, Immortal for Eternity, Laying Low Until the End of Time 开局长生万古，苟到天荒地老 Purple Spirit Wind and Snow紫灵风雪Eastern Fantasy6.1M WordsCompleted [Published in print] [Not a wish-fulfillment story + tranquil daily life + lighthearted humor + no female lead + no tragedy + survival expert] Enter with caution. A longevity story told from the perspective of an immortal, spanning several great eras of cultivation. It begins in an ordinary mountain village, moves into a small domain, and then enters the vast world of cultivation, passing through the eras of flourishing development, golden prosperity, the collapse of the rules, the great dark up 563kReads9.7Score72.5kShelves

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    A collection of hilarious, no-romance novels is here! 🤣 Three wildly imaginative works, each with its own unique comedic style: "From Country Bumpkin to Immortal Ancestor Every Year" uses the contrast of a slow-paced leveling-up to deliver laughs, with non-stop laughs throughout the entire process of a country bumpkin becoming an immortal ancestor 😜; "The More Popular the Car, the More Ruthless the Person—I'm Determined to Be Number One" combines gaming, sports, and infrastructure development, with the protagonist's sarcastic and ambitious actions guaranteed to make you laugh 😝; and "National Fate: While Others Are Struggling to Survive, You're Fleeing" is the ultimate in no-romance comedy, where while others are desperately trying to survive, the protagonist's various ways of fleecing others are absurd and hilarious 🤪. Completely devoid of romance, purely plot-driven, with jokes so dense they'll make you laugh to death—a must-read for those looking for something to read! 🚀

29. 479 狗 Gousheng’s Rise to the Top 狗剩之平步青云 Blazing Blade火岚刀锋Urban192k WordsOngoing Gousheng, birth name: Yang Gousheng. Second-in-command of the Cheetah unit in a special operations brigade in the southwest for eight years. At the Night Rose bar, he woke up. No, he was woken by a call from Brigade Commander Li Mengbai... And the story begins with Qin Ziwei, the eldest daughter of one of Yanjing’s most powerful families... 15Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 480 公 The Top-Ranked Road Survivalist Says She'll Walk to the End of the Road 公路求生榜一说她要走到公路尽头 Zhang Paopao张泡泡Sports2.9M WordsOngoing Strong female lead, no romance, no romantic subplots, clear-headed protagonist, ensemble cast, team-focused. Qi Xu wandered alone along this highway filled with danger and death for nearly four years. With disasters striking endlessly and monsters growing ever stronger, she gradually transformed from a frail woman who could not even kill a chicken into a seasoned player who killed without hesitation. Yet she still died regrettably inside a dungeon... Just before her death, she triggered the prec 432.1kReads9.4Score41.5kShelves
31. 481 团 The Whole Family's Darling: Six Big Shots Fight to Be My Dad 团宠娇气包：六个大佬争着当我爹 A Face Full of Beauty Marks一脸的美人痣Modern Romance584k WordsCompleted (Everyone’s darling + adorable child + sweet, pampering romance with an arrogant lead + secret identities + feel-good wish fulfillment + scheming yandere + puppy-like younger man) A domineering CEO, a top doctor, a world-class hacker, a hugely popular superstar... That’s right, they’re all my sons... The big shots: “?” Ling Miaomiao: “Sorry, I misspoke! They’re all my dads! Want to know who I am?” “Obviously, I’m their mom... I mean, daughter!” Everyone: “...” (The kind of story that’s so sweet 729Reads9.0Score118Shelves

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    This topic is definitely not about my brother Miao and sister Er!

32. 482 坏 Bad Boy, You're Shameless 坏小子，好无耻 Blazing Blade火岚刀锋Urban300k WordsOngoing People can be so strange sometimes, Love and hate go hand in hand. The naive boy, Su Mubai, Accidentally catches a glimpse of the school beauty, Wu Xiaoyan, Batheing by the stream at the village entrance... Love takes root at the sight of her beauty, like a lotus rising from the water. But what happens next, Hate takes shape at the police station, after a brutal beating... Love... Hate... Who was right and who was wrong? Who can say for sure… 684Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 483 惊 Horror Survival Game: This Little Old Lady Is Seriously Wicked 惊悚国运，小老太太坏的很 Jin San'er瑾三儿Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted [No Romance + Livestream + National Fortune + Horror Games + Farming. Nonsensical, lighthearted comedy, with unserious horror and unserious national fortune.] Dong Shuzhen was a little old lady of sixty-five. At last retired, she switched into travel mode. Who knew that she’d fall asleep on a plane and wake up having transmigrated? She’d become a little old lady of the same name and age. The history of this world’s nations was much like that of her original world. The main difference was that in 12.7kReads9.3Score1.3kShelves
34. 484 我 I Was a Dragon, but Became a Live-In Son-in-Law 我本狂龙，却做了赘婿 Blazing Blade火岚刀锋Urban281k WordsOngoing Shu Mu Chen, code-named “Mad Dragon,” thirty years old, at the peak of his prime. As the captain of a mysterious special forces unit, he retires for the sake of a promise Three months later, he willingly becomes the live-in son-in-law of the Murong family, one of Yanjing's most powerful families. The eldest daughter, Murong Chun Xue, ---the domineering CEO's husband... Special note: This is not a System novel. Please don't flame it if it's not your thing. 16Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 485 艳 The Allure of Painted Lips 艳唇之惑 Blazing Blade火岚刀锋Urban267k WordsCompleted A romantic encounter. Most handsome men have had one, but for someone obsessed with beautiful lips, it's like discovering an ancient treasure... Xi Mengyao, the heiress and CEO of one of Yanjing's top families, is the finest pair of lips of them all. The surprising thing is, when Shu Muyan, a retired special forces king, rescues her, he steals the first kiss from the most coveted lips of all. And so the story begins... 131Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 486 活 Worse Off Than a Pig, and Not Even as Tough as a Rat 活得不如猪！耗也不如鼠 Yin You555尹又55510k WordsCompleted Living Worse Than a Pig! Not Even as Tenacious as a Mouse 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A hilarious underdog story.

37. 487 寡 The Widow's Comeback 寡妇美人逆袭 Blazing Blade火岚刀锋Urban178k WordsCompleted Life is like a chess game. Make one wrong move, and every move after it is wrong. The stunning beauty and domineering CEO Liao Jiayi held fast to a promise: “When my hair reaches my waist… when my face blooms like a peach blossom… you’ll marry me!” But what awaited her in the end… was a condolence payment for a life sacrificed. Ten years of youth, as lovely as flowers… At least Luo Zhihui, as the bullet pierced his chest, left Shu Laosi with these words: “Take good care of your sister-in-law… Wh 50Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 488 我 I’ve Been Possessed for Ninety Thousand Years 我被夺舍九万年 I've Got a Rebellious Streak我这一身反骨啊Eastern Fantasy403k WordsCompleted I transmigrated, and then... I was possessed again. I was possessed for ninety thousand years. So, now that I've finally returned, let's see how I conquer the cultivation world and build a mighty empire. 404Reads6.3Score101Shelves

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    This is great, very funny, absolutely hilarious. The opening is addictive, bursts of laughter are coming! The protagonist, Lao Liu, is also a ruthless bandit, constantly pulling off all sorts of outrageous antics, he's incredibly entertaining.

39. 489 无 The Rogue Gambling King: I Borrow My Way to the Throne 无赖赌王：我靠借力称帝 Yin You555尹又555Historical9k WordsCompleted The Rogue Gambling King: I Rise to the Throne by Borrowing Strength 1Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 490 牛 The Bandit Bull's Reeducation Through Labor 牛拦山匪劳改记 Slightly Tipsy in the Long Night长夜微醺Xianxia274k WordsOngoing [Goofy and Unhinged] [Shameless to the Core] [Swindling and Deceiving] [A Cast of Maniacs] [Master of Twisted Logic] A model young man of the new century, disgusted by the decline of worldly morality, slapped his thigh and transmigrated to the cultivation world, determined to find a paradise where "everyone serves me." Dayi soon found debating the Dao with his fellow disciples exhausting, until he stumbled upon a flock of lost lambs on Niulan Mountain, all about to stray down the wrong path. 157Reads—Score103Shelves

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    Yes, yes, my brother has some.

41. 491 寻 The Legend of Qin: Trails of the Dream Immortal 寻秦记之云梦仙踪 Gray Cat, Gray Cat灰猫灰猫Xianxia2.3M WordsOngoing Transmigrated into the Warring States era, only to become an ingredient for immortal cultivation? Why keep this Heavenly Dao around until the New Year? Watching the "immortal seed" squirm in his dantian, Xu Shenwu finally understood that ascension was all a lie. The spiritual energy ordinary people painstakingly cultivated for a thousand years was nothing but fertilizer for the great medicine grown for the immortals of the Upper Realm! The year he transmigrated to Yunmeng Mountain, he spent a wh 7.9kReads9.5Score705Shelves

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    Highly recommended!!! Fantasy, cultivation, comedy! Characters, magical powers, absurdity! A blend of traditional fantasy elements and historical stories, cultivation battles, and an absolutely wildly imaginative plot! 1.8 million words is plenty to read!

42. 492 寡 The Mystery of the Missing Widow 寡妇失踪的秘密 Blazing Blade火岚刀锋Mystery172k WordsCompleted A tiny mountain village, with a surprising number of widows whose husbands died not long after they got married... And plenty of young, beautiful girls going missing... There's no way this is a coincidence. The name "Widow Village" spread far and wide. Only after Shu Muyan, a special forces soldier, retired and returned home did he discover that none of it was accidental... And so his story quietly began... 16Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 493 蹲 I Was Nibbling Peaches on the Doorstep When Dad's Old Friend Abducted Me. Now I Skate on Peaches to Fame in the Martial World 蹲门槛啃桃被爹的旧友拐走，我靠踩桃滑步名扬江湖 Ouyang Yun Feifei欧阳云飞飞Historical25k WordsCompleted My Dad's Old Friend Took Me Away While I Sat on the Doorstep Munching Peaches, and My Peach-Stepping Slide Made Me Famous Across the Martial World 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Hey, what are you laughing at? Do you think this is funny? You became famous for your peach-stepping slide, but hey, what exactly is this peach-stepping slide?

44. 494 凡EN Mortal Bones, Immortal Destiny 凡骨 Master of One Update壹更大师Eastern Fantasy8.3M WordsCompleted (The print edition is now available to buy online) The world's spiritual bones are divided into four grades. First grade: Heavenly Spiritual Bones. Second grade: Golden Spiritual Bones. Third grade: Mystic Spiritual Bones. Fourth grade: White Spiritual Bones. All the rest are ordinary bones, unfit for cultivation. Xu Taiping is an ordinary man with ordinary bones, yet he swears to prove to the cultivation world that ordinary bones can slay demons, ordinary bones can vanquish evil, and ordinary b 566.7kReads9.3Score73.5kShelves
45. 495 火 Huo Lan Dao Feng’s 71st Book 火岚刀锋第71本书 Blazing Blade火岚刀锋Urban375k WordsOngoing When my hair reaches my waist, where will you be? When I enter the bridal chamber, you return at last. “Heavens and earth, why must you treat me this way... How can I, Yang Manyun, bear this?” The thrilling return of the Soldier King, “in floods of tears...” The story begins on the wedding night of Yang Manyun and Liu Yanfei... 2Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 496 剑 Sword, Moon, Zither, and Star 剑月琴星 Wutong Youyou梧桐悠悠Eastern Fantasy5.1M WordsOngoing [Xuanhuan] [Mortal Protagonist] [No System] [Slow Burn] [Swordsmanship] [Mystery] After a war that lasted ten thousand years, heaven and earth shattered, three races stood side by side, and divine artifacts sank into oblivion. A mountain boy with no spiritual roots sets out from the mortal world to avenge a great wrong, enduring hardship after hardship. With one sword, he forges ten thousand; with his Dao heart, he enters a demonic tribulation! Wielding the sword in his hand, he cannot kill ever 116.4kReads8.9Score7kShelves
47. 497 滴 A Drop of Crimson Beauty 滴水红颜 Blazing Blade火岚刀锋Urban669k WordsCompleted I am Nanpai Shisan, code-named Thirteen. I retired from the special forces battalion of a special operations brigade. While carrying out a special mission overseas, I rescued the eldest daughter of a prominent Yanjing family, and we became romantically involved. The military then arranged for my secret retirement. To make a living, I chose to come to Zhonghai. On the surface, I’m a sales agent at the sales office of a state-owned enterprise. But in reality… 141Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 498 双 Dual Transmigration: From Mortal to Immortal 双穿：从凡人到仙人 He Gong Yikou和工一口Eastern Fantasy137k WordsOngoing [Comedic and Lighthearted] [the Myriad Worlds] [Multiple Heroines] [Spatial Powers] Which matters more, bone structure or bloodline? Some say bone structure, since possessing an unusual bone can grant supernatural abilities. After Wang Wen got a ring, he learned that all supernatural abilities came from bloodlines, and only those with bloodlines could become mighty cultivators of supernatural powers. Thanks to his bloodline, he inherited the legacy of Dong Wang Gong from the Primordial World, an 393Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A book that will keep you up all night reading without you even realizing it – definitely a great book.

49. 499 俺 My Name Is Wei Shufen! 俺叫魏淑芬！ Trembling哆哆嗦嗦Modern Romance1.6M WordsCompleted Granny Wei is eighty-eight years old this year. She runs up the mountain every morning without even getting out of breath. Following the water pipe at home, she can climb all the way to the third floor with her bare hands! Wei Shufen, the Ancestor of Xuantian, failed her tribulation and arrived at Mount Dawang. She happened upon Granny Wei, who had just taken her last breath, and became her! After binding to a bragging System, she embarked on the road to the pinnacle of life! When her granddaugh 6.4kReads9.1Score858Shelves
50. 500 都 Don't Panic, I'm a Professional at Exorcising Spirits Through Physics 都别慌，我专业物理超度 Song Chen from Jiuzhou City九州市的宋晨Ancient Romance31k WordsCompleted Don't panic, I'm a professional at physically laying spirits to rest. —Reads—Score—Shelves

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