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Any Hilarious No-Romance Stories That'll Make You Die Laughing?

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GPT-6 Luna

No romance, no romance! I’ve had too much couple fluff, and I’m getting sick of it.

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301 The Master of Metaphysics Eats His Own Food Every Day Hot Chicken UncleModern Romance435k WordsCompleted 8.1kReads9.3Score914Shelves
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No cp, supernatural, the heroine is a boss, a real boss, a stubborn and strong boss, not scary and even a little funny, five-star recommendation!
302 I Failed the Public Examination and Went to Get Dressed Quickly. Please Watch Me Go Crazy. A TomatoAncient Romance256k WordsCompleted 7.2kReads9.1Score1.1kShelves
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Show them all to me! Three correct views, no cp, pure madness
303 Zhong Xiaoai, Can You Bear This Kneeling? Gaotai Night1.2M WordsCompleted 44.6kReads9.2Score2.7kShelves
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Qi Tongwei, the half-son of Shengtian, can you bear it?
304 Qi Tongwei Marries Liang Lu: Still Following the Same Old Path? Cute Big Tiger1.8M WordsCompleted 39.9kReads9.0Score2.6kShelves
305 After Exchanging with the Tyrant, She Started by Killing Her Nine Tribes Little Fat Man, Run QuicklyAncient Romance371k WordsCompleted 37.3kReads9.5Score6.3kShelves
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I couldn't stop reading the first chapter, such a relaxing and hilarious article! ! !
306 I, Liu Chan, Am Not a Fool Lize ChengduiHistorical109k WordsOngoing 75Reads—Score—Shelves
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Self-recommended, new book written, history is funny! Liu Chan seizes the body of the fool Sima Zhong. If you don't look good, feel free to attack me!
307 Don't Mess with Me, the Ancient Greek God in Charge of Lunatics Son of Whirlwind LightModern Romance326k WordsCompleted 16.9kReads9.4Score3kShelves
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[Cool] [Cool] The barrage mocked Jiang Lian as a country bumpkin. Jiang Lian knelt down and said: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's me, I'm dead! Why don't you just kill me? I'm easy to kill. One punch will seriously hurt you, three punches will kill you! It's not sincere for me to apologize by myself, so be it, I'll call my parents right now and ask them how they gave birth to such a thing! Our whole family will give you a blow together!" Barrage:?!
308 Horror Npcs Go Crazy in Thriller Games Ice Skin LanternMystery1.0M WordsCompleted 69.2kReads9.6Score8.6kShelves
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Very funny, no CP, can talk with the mouth, can hit with the hands, very interesting, recommend it
309 All the Civil and Military Officials in the Dynasty Listened to My Voice, but I Showed Off and Ate It! Drinking and Listening to the RainAncient Romance738k WordsCompleted 54.6kReads9.5Score138.9kShelves
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No CP, no CP, no CP, everyone is the funny king [laughing], [please pay attention] Welcome to the pit, the heroine really has no CP, the heroine alone is very funny
310 They Are All Evil Protagonists, How Can You Expect Me to Be the Boss? Maple Passes over Chang'anUrban2.2M WordsCompleted 102kReads9.6Score11kShelves
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I laughed out loud when I saw this. "Well, let's work hard to make money and buy a fan! I blew it in Aunt Zhou's supermarket and it was very comfortable!" Shen Muxuan said proudly with a proud expression on her face. Hearing this, An Yi smiled disdainfully: "What's so great about a fan, girl, do you know what an air conditioner is? I, An Yi, have blown it in Shanda Supermarket!!"
311 The Warden of the Women's Prison? Unscrupulous Authors, Don't Mess with Me! Entering the Painting TodayUrban1.2M WordsCompleted 23.5kReads8.1Score2.8kShelves
312 This Villain Has a Conscience, Just Not Much of One! I Keep a Fat RabbitEastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted 385.5kReads9.5Score41.8kShelves
313 Stop It, Evil Disciple, I Am Your Master! Zheng SanfengEastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted 25.2kReads8.5Score2.1kShelves
314 Masseuse Diary Li MingchengModern Romance201k WordsCompleted 15.8kReads9.4Score1.3kShelves
315 Love Stories on the Way to Work There Is Romance at the End of the PenUrban2.4M WordsOngoing 10.7kReads7.9Score726Shelves
316 System? Have I Become a Disciple of the Hehuan Sect? Seven TemperamentsUrban1.8M WordsOngoing 37.1kReads8.7Score4.8kShelves
317 Come and Be Happy! Little MonsterModern Romance649k WordsCompleted 3.9kReads8.4Score331Shelves
318 I Feel so Happy to Be the Head of the Hehuan Sect. Across the Global VillageEastern Fantasy556k WordsOngoing 110Reads6.8Score—Shelves
319 The Sect Is Impoverished, but the Disciples Are Extremely Rich QingbixiEastern Fantasy5.5M WordsOngoing 67.3kReads8.6Score5kShelves
320 The Mascot Host Is Favored by the Group Again Long Hair on FeetAncient Romance647k WordsCompleted 59Reads9.2Score—Shelves
321 This Host Is Very Capable. If Something Happens, She Will Take It to Task. Coconut BreadModern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 90Reads5.8Score—Shelves
322 The Rebellious Host Has a Black Heart, and She Is Good at Creating Plot Twists. Year RoundModern Romance995k WordsCompleted 3.7kReads9.2Score424Shelves
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Hilarious, the second one is the most hilarious, the last two have CP but are also very funny, I recommend it to you first, you can check it out if you want to, take a look at the second to last one, it's really, really, really funny.
323 The Fake Rich Man Has Nothing to Fear, but I Am a Glutton for Eating. Seaside Crab CrabModern Romance381k WordsCompleted 19.8kReads9.2Score2.4kShelves
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💕Perfect match. The fake daughter of the heroine is a glutton. Until the real daughter comes back, she only worries about whether she can have enough to eat in the future. Not only the brothers say that the fake daughter of the heroine is stupid, but even the real daughter thinks that the heroine is so stupid and she still keeps him~ [Adoration]
324 After Dressing up as a Villain, She Assassinates the Protagonist Group Every Day Chao LianyunAncient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted 30.8kReads9.2Score4.1kShelves
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I have been reading Tomato for a year and will not read unless it is a high-quality product. So far, these three books are firmly in the top three hilarious ones. Three chapters are sure to make you fall into the trap. Highly recommended! ! ! !
325 I Don't Know, the NPC Is Actually a Real Person Spiral TakeoffAncient Romance916k WordsOngoing 1.1kReads5.8Score123Shelves
326 System: the Savage Crown Princess Just Wants to Herd Sheep Song XiangbaiAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 52.6kReads9.6Score6.8kShelves
327 It's Over. Monkey King, the Monkey King, Also Wants to Eat Tang Monk's Meat. The Invincible Little Fox in the Universe6k WordsCompleted 593Reads8.5Score—Shelves
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This is pretty.
328 After the Level-Max Elf Turned into a Human, She Became Rich by Selling Medicine. Xiaoxiao's FishModern Romance681k WordsCompleted 10.6kReads9.1Score1.2kShelves
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Show them all to me! Laughing like a pig in the middle of the night! Although the heroine is funny, she is not silly or sweet!
329 The Ruined Nuwa Suddenly Became a Global Belief One Beam and One TechniqueModern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted 6.3kReads9.0Score701Shelves
330 Grandma and Grandma Have Reached the Max Level. What Happened to the 100 Million Points? Luo XiaoyaoModern Romance918k WordsCompleted 29.1kReads9.4Score3.7kShelves
331 Jiangmen Tianjiao: Reborn with Funny Ancestors Spicy RabbitAncient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted 16.7kReads9.4Score2.8kShelves
332 70: My Whole Family Is Cannon Fodder, I Am the Best Native Fat Salted FishModern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 8.3kReads9.0Score643Shelves
333 I Organized the Women's Federation in Ancient Times Delicious DelicaciesAncient Romance734k WordsCompleted 2.9kReads9.3Score326Shelves
334 Junior Sister, Don't Be so Reckless. the Entire World of Cultivation Belongs to You. Knife Medicine PenAncient Romance2.0M WordsCompleted 10.2kReads9.3Score1.3kShelves
335 Mrs. Hou Fu Came Back with Her Burial Clothes. Polysaccharide Without IceModern Romance350k WordsCompleted 1.6kReads9.1Score158Shelves
336 I Was Bound to the Evil System in the 1970S Pretend to Be a StrangerModern Romance225k WordsCompleted 11.1kReads9.0Score921Shelves
337 The Real Daughter Is Frail and Sick, but She Can Punch a Powerful Ghost Luo ShengshengModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 36.7kReads9.5Score4.9kShelves
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⭐They are all funny sand sculptures without CP [laughing]⭐
338 Skilled in Measuring Characters BauerUrban1.5M WordsCompleted 190.7kReads9.6Score50.9kShelves
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The stars are so bright that one sentence is worth ten thousand! There is a skill in measuring words, and the fake things come true! Why don't you sleep at night? ! Because I was lying in bed laughing!
339 I Stamped My Feet in the Cemetery and No One Dared to Breathe The Package Is Rolling.Urban1.8M WordsCompleted 5.1kReads8.8Score604Shelves
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When I read the first book, I woke up the family dog with laughter, and my mother came over to scold him. The rest of the book was also quite funny, and the ratings were all 9 or above!
340 Strange Talk Live Room! Stone TrollMystery1.3M WordsCompleted 187.7kReads9.7Score19.5kShelves
341 I Am Not the God of Drama Three Nine Sound DomainUrban4.0M WordsCompleted 1.7MReads9.9Score174kShelves
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When you laugh, you cry, when you cry, you laugh [face covering]
342 You Call This Acting? Acting as a Drug Addict Attracts the Police Seriously Written NonsenseUrban4.6M WordsCompleted 161.5kReads8.3Score33.4kShelves
343 The Anchor Went Crazy, the Big Brother Took the Blame, and the PK Went Crazy Magical FireModern Romance614k WordsCompleted 23.2kReads9.4Score3.2kShelves
344 Journey to the West, Sun Wukong Eats the Meat of Tang Monk and Kills Pig Bajie The Invincible Little Fox in the UniverseEastern Fantasy80k WordsCompleted 137Reads5.8Score—Shelves
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Very hilarious.
345 Quick Wear: Help! the Master Has Completely Let Go! Three Stones Are RunningModern Romance529k WordsCompleted 962Reads8.8Score—Shelves
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No cp, but still funny, go ahead!
346 How Wonderful! This Nanny Actually Knows How to Use Poison! Lazy Little AssassinSports1.0M WordsCompleted 14.6kReads8.7Score1.2kShelves
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💥💥💥In the era of universal job transfer, everyone wants to awaken a powerful combat profession, but Li Xunle unfortunately became a wet nurse and was laughed at by everyone. Fortunately, he activated his god-level talent, and the poison can be infinitely stacked! He was originally a support person, but when he turned on the poisonous fog in a team battle, the enemy's health plummeted wildly, making his opponent doubt his life. Teammates are surrounded? He made a poison explosion with his backhand, instantly turning the tide of the battle. With the gentle hands of a nanny, she wields the most powerful poisonous killing technique. Watch how Li Xunle uses poisonous milk to rewrite the fate of the weak and dominate the world!
347 Weird Rules? I Choose to Be Rebellious How Deeply AffectionateMystery1.5M WordsCompleted 56.2kReads9.6Score7.2kShelves
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It must be these two books. I can't read the others. Believe me, I am very strict in selecting books. There are not many that I can read. The first one currently does not have a CP, and the second one definitely does not. The author's writing style of the two books is good.
348 Quickly Pass Through: Ancestors, Please Be Gentle Long Hair on FeetAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 502Reads9.2Score102Shelves
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This this! There is a world where the heroine is dressed as a vat! ! ! Hahahahahahaha
349 I'll Make a Bet with the Gods, and You'll All Turn into Bastards Sins and Cosines Live in the SunModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 34.9kReads9.6Score5.6kShelves
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The first chapter of the first book is the funniest, and the following chapters are also not bad. The latter chapters are more intelligent, and your brain will grow after reading them. ! [Laughing evilly][laughing evilly]
350 Fire Lan Blade Book 67 Fire Lan BladeUrban214k WordsCompleted 8Reads5.8Score—Shelves
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It's absolutely shocking and you won't be able to put it down!