Any Hilarious No-Romance Stories That'll Make You Die Laughing? 爆笑能笑死人的那种但无CP的，有木有？

1. 301 香 Soft and Fragrant in His Arms, the Capital’s Princeling Falls for Her 香软入怀，京圈太子爷沦陷了 Loves Big Tomatoes Most最爱大番茄12k WordsCompleted Soft and Sweet in His Arms, the Capital’s Top Heir Falls for Her 16.1kReads—Score291Shelves

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   No need for further explanation, just look.

2. 302 为 The Professional Ethics of a Concubine 为妾的职业操守 Lin Wanzi林丸子Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Main Story Complete] Ye Qingzhi, an overworked office drone, transmigrates into the body of a concubine in the Jiangyang Marquis’s household. Since she’s here, she might as well go crazy. Being a concubine is just changing workplaces. She doesn’t need to get emotionally involved. She can simply treat herself like a tool. Ye Qingzhi’s career goal: convince both the marquis and the principal wife to take responsibility for her and protect her. Ye Qingzhi’s workplace motto: Life is short. We’re al 31.9kReads9.4Score3.8kShelves
3. 303 综 Film and TV Crossover: The Mysterious, Irresistible Character 综影视：不知名迷人角色 Beagle Heduoer比格赫朵儿Female-Channel Fanfiction1.7M WordsOngoing [Not a Feel-Good Power Fantasy, There Are Plenty of Great Stories Out There. If This One Isn't for You, Just Move On.] Story One: The Blood of Youth: Telling Stories at the Golden Terrace ✔ The tale of Lu Li, a screenwriter with nothing to her name, surviving in another world. Pairing: Baili Dongjun Story Two: I Work as an Assassin in the Dark River ✔ Multiple one-sided crushes, past and present lives, extremely angsty, enter with caution. Bad ending Story Three: The Blood of Youth: She Is Sprin 14.9kReads8.4Score614Shelves
4. 304 女 Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的 A Lifetime of Xiuer秀儿一生Ancient Romance624k WordsOngoing Absurd Comedy + No Romance + Subverting Expectations + Ensemble Cast Nuwa slept in for ten thousand years. When she opened her eyes, it was 2030. Heaven had opened up trade with the mortal realm, the underworld had completely overhauled its rules of punishment, and the Three Realms were a total mess. Nuwa laughed in exasperation and decided to investigate in person. She initially thought the problem was that the gods had all given up. But the deeper she dug, the more she uncovered an ultimate t 1.7kReads—Score109Shelves

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   This book is so good, it's hilarious!

5. 305 饥 Marrying the Chief Minister in a Year of Famine, the Lucky Wife Brings Him Endless Fortune 饥荒年嫁首辅，锦鲤娇妻超旺夫 Thousand Fans千扇Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Signed for publication] [Cozy Farming + Miracle Doctor + Adorable Kids + Devoted Couple + Doting Husband] [Sweet young wife + Reserved, steady, devoted and deeply affectionate male lead] The moment Chu Yue opened her eyes, her gambling-addicted father had already given her to the Lu family in the mountains as a bride. A rickety, dilapidated house, two young brothers-in-law, and a mother-in-law who was always sick. Chu Yue said that as long as the family worked together, none of that was a probl 26.5kReads9.2Score3.5kShelves
6. 306 王 The Princess Consort Was Hung on the City Gate for Three Days, Then Woke Up and Sent Her Whole Family Coffins 王妃被挂城门三天，醒来送全家棺材板 Snow Over the Land江山雪Ancient Romance2.0M WordsCompleted The short drama adaptation of I Wish to Follow the Flowing Clouds into Your Embrace premieres on March 3 at 00:05. You can pre-register on Hongguo. See you at the Lantern Festival! Also known as The Poisonous Consort Is Sweet and Delicate, Making the Ascetic, Crippled Prince Break His Vows Night After Night “The princess consort has been hanging from the city gates for three days!” “Has she apologized yet?” “No! She turned around and threw herself into your uncle’s arms!” * After transmigrating, 20.6kReads9.2Score2.3kShelves
7. 307 搞 Hilarious! I Mistook an Evil God's Curse for an Ultimate Move and Trained with It 搞笑！我把邪神诅咒误当大招练了 Guardian of the Eternal Night永夜守护Eastern Fantasy577k WordsOngoing [Trope Subversion]+ [Invincible Unhinged Comedy]+ [Absolutely Hilarious]+ [A Mentally Ill Author’s Wild Imagination] What the heck? Zhang Yi'ang feels like the heavens are messing with him. He tried practicing a cultivation technique, only to accidentally learn an Evil God’s curse. First ultimate move: The Zhang family is stronger than the Li family, so you can only attack people surnamed Li. But how many people in the world are actually named Li? Second ultimate move: Stay completely still, but 5.2kReads8.2Score441Shelves

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   "Disgusting my foot, drink it!" The Crimson Fiend Sect Master gritted his teeth, decisively picked up the large jade cup, tilted his head back, and gulped it down in one go. The next second! He suddenly bent over, and with a "whoosh," vomited up the divine liquid he had just drunk, along with the food in his stomach, leaving nothing behind! Elder Fire Cloud secretly rolled his eyes beside him, mentally cursing: This sect master is so wasteful! We wouldn't even waste a drop of such precious divine liquid, and he just vomited it all up in one go, a pure waste of resources! [Laughing][Laughing][Shy][Shy][Shy][What][Cool]

8. 308 凶 The Ferocious Young Taoist Nun Tears Through the Capital, While Disabled Princes Come Bearing Blades 凶狠小道姑手撕全京城残王来递刀 Sugar Warmth糖暖Ancient Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [Palace intrigue, household intrigue, medicine, feel-good revenge, and a strong female lead] Two lotus blossoms grow from one stem, one yin and one yang, never meeting. Tang Zhaozhao grew up in a Taoist temple on Mount Yunwu. When she was sixteen, she received a letter from home: her twin sister, whom she had never met, was dead. Without hesitation, Tang Zhaozhao came down from the mountain. She not only opened the coffin to examine the body, but also turned the whole capital upside down. “My fa 22.4kReads9.2Score3.3kShelves
9. 309 毒 The Sharp-Tongued Princess Consort Has Made the Prince Faint Again 毒舌王妃，王爷又被气晕了 Joy Upon Joy喜上加喜Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Sharp-tongued heroine + seducing her husband + hilarious antics + punishing scumbags + palace intrigue and power struggles + sweet, satisfying romance] Gu Nanshu has just transmigrated when she wakes up at a funeral and discovers a strange man lying beside her. Seeing the murderous look in his eyes, she swallows nervously. If all else fails, she can pay him off. She’s reached the age when she should spend money on men, after all. A little money, a lot of happiness! She throws on a piece of clot 12.4kReads9.1Score1.4kShelves

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   💥This is absolutely hilarious! I laughed so hard I almost fell over laughing the whole time. I was rolling around in bed laughing so hard in the middle of the night! [Laughing][Laughing] I was completely engrossed in it, I almost collapsed from laughter! The female lead is so funny, she's got a sharp tongue and a deadpan personality, she could make the dead come back to life. Her love-hate relationship with the male lead is so funny it's unbearable! Want to know how hard it is to hold back your laughter in the middle of the night? [Laughing and crying][Laughing and crying] This book will show you!

10. 310 戏 The Drama Queen Consort 戏精王妃 Drunk and Free醉风流Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted [A huge online hit] [Born to steal the show + unrivaled medical and poison skills + powerful hero and heroine + face-slapping + doting romance] Hua Raoyue transmigrates as a discarded consort. Watch her turn the tables with her extraordinary skills. Her maid reports, “Your Highness, we’ve been put under house arrest.” Yue: “It’s fine. I know hypnosis. We can go wherever we want.” Her maid reports, “Your Highness, they’re joining forces to bully you.” Yue: “It’s fine. I know how to poison people. 10.7kReads9.1Score1.6kShelves
11. 311 偏 The Possessive Heiress Is the Little Ancestor 偏执大小姐她是小祖宗 Painting Souls in the Orchid Night兰夜唱墨魂Modern Romance595k WordsCompleted [Long-form entry for the campus fiction contest] Before she was reborn, she was an obsessive madwoman, infatuated with Si Junmo. Even though he never returned her feelings, she worshiped him like a lovesick puppy, hanging on his every passing mood. “I’m morally bankrupt and ethically depraved!” “Si Junmo! Choose me or her?” “If you don’t like me, why do you keep leading me on?” After being reborn, she became a normal person with a cold heart. She stopped acting like an idiot and chasing after so 501Reads9.1Score103Shelves

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    🌈🌈🌸This is a historical romance novel about a princess who is reborn as a child, gets tricked and driven to rage, kicks over the dragon throne, and is then begged by the entire court to ascend the throne. The core plot revolves around Yu Xun, who initially wanted to be a carefree princess but was constantly framed and tricked, leading her to angrily kick over the dragon throne—resulting in the entire court kneeling and begging her to become empress, forcing the "laid-back" princess into a powerful empress. The story is incredibly satisfying: Yu Xun transforms from a "laid-back princess" to a "raging empress," going from avoiding pitfalls to overturning the throne with overwhelming power; the court officials go from "troublemakers" to "begging their master," having previously tricked the princess, now kneeling to beg her to sit on the throne; the plot follows a "laid-back attempt fails → forced ascension" narrative, making it both hilarious and powerful.

12. 312 你 Why Pick a Fight With the Regent's Sharp-Tongued Consort? 你惹摄政王妃那个怼精干嘛 Tang Weien唐唯恩Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The original novel behind the hit short drama The Regent Wants to Assert His Authority, but the Physician Consort Is Too Wild [A cold, domineering male lead who says one thing and means another vs. a shameless female lead with a silver tongue] After transmigrating, modern special agent and military doctor Xi Yang becomes the capital’s most notorious young noblewoman. From the start, she sleeps with the Regent, a man who wields power over the entire court! The Regent is hard-headed from head to t 13.1kReads9.2Score1.5kShelves
13. 313 踹 After Kicking Over the Dragon Throne, the Entire Court Begged Her to Take the Crown 踹翻龙椅后，满朝文武跪求她登基 Fei Xi妃玺Ancient Romance2.5M WordsCompleted (The heroine focuses on her career, with no romantic pairing. She becomes somewhat cold-hearted and ruthless later on.) Born into the world as a princess, Yu Hui thinks that at last, an incredible fortune has fallen into her lap. She has a palace to live in, money to spend, and status to protect her, so she can enjoy a peaceful, happy life. But peace is out of the question. Calamities keep dropping out of the sky, and they’re heavy ones. Happiness? Not really. Someone is always ending up dead, s 8.7kReads8.8Score737Shelves
14. 314 将 The General's Wife Is Not to Be Trifled With 将军夫人惹不得 Moon Tu月荼Ancient Romance2.7M WordsCompleted Shen Wan, an award-winning lawyer who had just won a divorce case, transmigrated on a flight to Bali. She found herself in the body of a general's wife with the same name, who had taken her own life by jumping into the water after her husband married a second wife. At first, all she wanted was to nurse herself back to health, make some plans, divorce the scumbag, and live a carefree life on her own. But his scheming new wife just had to provoke her, while her predecessor's two ungrateful childre 936Reads8.5Score534Shelves
15. 315 回 Back to the Sixties to Do Scientific Research 回到六十年代搞科研 Fragment 11057944碎片11057944Male-Channel Fanfiction561k WordsCompleted Transmigrated into that innocent era, why am I still getting caught up in the endless Siheyuan dramas across the myriad worlds? A great man once said, “There’s plenty to do in this vast world.” No more pointless infighting; there’s no time to waste... 1.1kReads—Score—Shelves
16. 316 摄 The Regent's Most Ruinous Consort 摄政王的第一祸水妃 Lu Feixi路菲汐Ancient Romance2.4M WordsCompleted Reborn, Chu Xiyu has reached the pinnacle of household intrigue. Every day, she strikes without hesitation, digs a pit, and buries her enemies. No one can stop this fierce woman! When she meets the most powerful minister of the age, the two join forces. The Regent Prince, feared by all who hear his name, becomes her own sweet darling. He can fight, kill, and heal, and can turn the world upside down with a wave of his hand. But after meeting her, he spends every day doting on his wife and showeri 2.3kReads9.0Score681Shelves
17. 317 三 Flowers Bloom in Luoyang: The Three Kingdoms 三国之花开洛阳 Fragment 11057944碎片11057944Historical194k WordsOngoing Huang Yuan transmigrates to the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, just after Dong Zhuo has burned Luoyang to the ground. While others fight to rule the land, he builds a city on the ruins. While others court powerful clans, he has contributions carved onto a monument of merit. Cao Cao arrives, hoping to buy weapons. Yuan Shao arrives, hoping to size things up. Liu Bei arrives with tens of thousands of refugees seeking shelter. Huang Yuan says, “Luoyang City accepts neither emperors nor warlords. W —Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 318 权 Power and Favor in the Capital 权宠京华 June六月Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted The short drama adaptation of the novel of the same name, The Glory of Power in the Capital: The Glory of Power 3: The Glory of Power in the Capital, is now open for reservations on the Hongguo app. It premieres on April 30. Everyone says Yuwen Xiao, heir to Prince Su, is a cold-faced military commander with ruthless methods, and that he was born under a lonely star, destined never to find love. Everyone in the prince's residence was left dumbfounded. Wasn't he supposed to have no romantic ent 9.4kReads9.3Score1.1kShelves
19. 319 救 Help! The Demon Lord and I Switched Bodies, and Now He's Carrying My Baby 救命！与魔尊互换后他怀了我的崽 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance525k WordsCompleted [Hilarious transmigration + System space + body swap + sweet romance + yandere + two powerful, devoted leads + everyone’s favorite + ensemble cast + multiple couples] Ye Pianpian accidentally transmigrates into a cultivation world and becomes the most miserable villainess in the Longevity Sect. The System tells her she has to win over the Demon Lord to survive, but she swaps bodies with him the moment she transmigrates. She breezes through the entrance test, becoming a genius girl who draws ever 828Reads7.4Score101Shelves

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    ① A hilarious time-traveling story featuring mind-reading and gossip-eating: The prince is so angry he laughs until his abs hurt. ② A hilarious time-traveling story where the female lead swaps bodies with the Demon Lord – a silly and funny tale. ③ A hilarious story where a goddess doctor is buried in a coffin and awakens a war god prince. ④ A strong female lead story with a space to punish scum and build a career – incredibly satisfying. ⑤ A hilarious story featuring a tyrant with two personalities who are jealous of each other – sweet, romantic, and funny.

20. 320 有 With the Tyrant’s Mind-Reading Ability, I’m Slaying My Way Through the Imperial Palace 有了暴君读心术，我在皇宫杀疯了 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance384k WordsCompleted [Hilarious Transmigration + Historical Romance + Mind Reading + Pocket Space with a Spirit Spring + Healing a Yandere + Palace Intrigue and Power Struggles + Sweet, Devoted Romance + Medical Skills] Modern miracle doctor Ye Li dies suddenly and transmigrates, becoming the neglected consort of a deranged tyrant. The tyrant is a madman, a complete lunatic, and every night he goes on a killing spree. The original heroine is blinded by love and gullibly trusts Prince Jin's vows. She helps him kill t 272Reads6.5Score—Shelves
21. 321 游EN Game Invasion: Addicted to Snatching the Male and Female Leads' Destinies 游戏入侵：抢男女主机缘会上瘾诶 The Cat Isn't Bald猫不秃Sports3.1M WordsCompleted [Game Invasion + No Romance + Leveling + Lone Wolf + Gaming] (Also known as: Game Invasion) After being reborn, the first thing Yu Xunge did was go home and make her younger brother down a bottle of liquor, causing him to miss the first game beta test. In her previous life, she didn't learn until she was dying that he had been scheming against her from the shadows all along. She was merely the villainess in a wish-fulfillment novel about a live-in son-in-law... Every bit of malice she suffered w 969.1kReads9.5Score83.2kShelves

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    Lighthearted, enjoyable, and entertaining →→ ① Reborn, she first pours a bottle of baijiu for her younger brother! She snatches a beta test spot and vows to reclaim all her opportunities by redrawing her talent! ② The low-key daily life of a big shot in a mountain village: using silver needles in her left hand to heal the world and a hunting rifle in her right to protect the people, she lives a truly enlightened life. ③ The strongest lazy immortal king! Disliking the lack of 5G in the immortal realm, he leads the way in running away, and now there's a long queue at the Heavenly Gate applying to descend to the mortal realm! ④ The villainous family is all together! Cotton and the Spirit Spring support the family, and the hilarious struggle for survival with Medusa's father and polar bear mother is both refreshing and entertaining! ⑤ Infinite flow + slight horror! Within the Blood Gate, vengeful ghosts claim lives, and the rules collapse. Watch how Ning Qiushui struggles to survive amidst a series of terrifying events and uncovers the truth of the Ghost House. ⑥ The most arrogant transmigrated emperor in history! He defies heaven and earth just to die, but the more he acts recklessly, the more stable his empire becomes, and everyone kneels and shouts "Emperor of the Ages!" ⑦

22. 322 重 Reborn in 1978: Hunter-Doctor of Changbai Mountain 重生七八，长白山猎医 Engineering Dog工程狗Urban2.1M WordsCompleted In his previous life, he weathered storms of bullets and enjoyed the splendor of the city. On his sixtieth birthday, he was reborn in the village where he had once lived. In this life, Liu Hongjun just wants to stay in the mountains, work as the village doctor, and spend his free time gathering herbs and hunting. He wants to enjoy a leisurely life. 44.2kReads9.3Score3.9kShelves
23. 323 仙 Immortal King, Please Hurry Back! 仙王，求求您快回去吧 Chai Bu Quan柴不犬Urban1.0M WordsCompleted To better temper himself in the mortal world, a generation's Immortal King entered a world in the Age of Declining Magic. Little did he know that once he went, he would never want to return. "Immortal King, have you had your fun? If you have, hurry back! The Immortal Realm can't do without you!" "No way. There are no short videos or games in the Immortal Realm. I've spent billions of years there. I've had enough!" "I want to see for myself what this world has that's worth staying for!" From then 12.1kReads9.2Score1kShelves
24. 324 姐 Be Good, Big Sister, Give Me Your Waist 姐姐乖腰给我 Mi Xiaoxi咪小汐Modern Romance255k WordsCompleted [Short drama now available] [Print edition signed; publication forthcoming] [Modern romance + wealthy CEO + younger man + sweet romance + entertainment industry + celebrity + powerful figure + unhinged + scheming + roguishly handsome + devoted couple + happy ending] [Reckless, lustful, unhinged younger wolf-dog VS gorgeous, confident beauty with a soft waist and wild-rose charm] While on vacation, Cen Ruan slept with a younger male model. She spent all ten days of the trip in bed with him, but i 113.6kReads9.3Score10.9kShelves

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    A story that will have you laughing until you cry! 🤔 The female lead is sweet and cute on the outside, but inwardly quite insecure. Her bravest act was taking the initiative to approach the new transfer student in her final year of high school! The male lead is charming and has a slightly roguish good looks. Most importantly, he falls for the female lead at first sight; he's the first to fall in love. The author's depiction of the tension between them, the push and pull, is incredibly vivid and captivating! For readers tired of formulaic stories and discerning readers, this novel's plot is like a breath of fresh air, a refreshing change. Don't miss this work; it's absolutely mesmerizing, and you'll want to read it all night long. It's a book worth rereading multiple times, and it's already completed, so you can read it with peace of mind.

25. 325 穿 After Transmigration, Her Whole Family Are Villains 穿越之我全家都是反派 Song Xiangbai宋象白Ancient Romance832k WordsCompleted Content warning: Lots of crude bathroom humor. Don't read while eating. Version One: Jiang Mianmian transmigrates. Her father is a scheming scholar with the face of a kindly man. Her mother has the face of a bodhisattva and the heart of a ruthless killer. Her eldest brother looks simple-minded but is cunning at heart. Her second sister is selfish and sharp-tongued. They were born destined to be villains. To highlight the protagonist's justice, kindness, and greatness, they work hard to do all so 137.2kReads9.6Score16.5kShelves
26. 326 我 I’m a Thief. I Accidentally Broke Into a Murderer’s House and Got Chased for Eight Blocks 我是小偷，不小心偷进杀人犯家里去了，还被追了八条街 The World's Mightiest Little Fox宇宙无敌小狐狸7k WordsCompleted I’m a thief. I accidentally broke into a murderer’s house, and he chased me for eight blocks. 226Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is a masterpiece.

27. 327 贪 Enchanted by Your Glorious Summer 贪恋你的盛夏 Big Meat Bun大肉包子啊Modern Romance313k WordsCompleted The physical edition of Longing for Your Summer is now available. A short drama and animated series are also streaming. [Flirtatious, devilishly handsome rich boy vs. sweet, insecure good girl] [College campus + secret crush comes true + both untouched + sweet romance] The most outrageous thing Sang Li ever did was approach the new transfer student in her senior year of high school. The boy was strikingly handsome and unbearably arrogant, with a faint air of aloofness in his eyes. Sang Li though 56.9kReads9.1Score7.5kShelves
28. 328 诡EN The House of Dread 诡舍 The Sound of Wind and Rain at Night,夜来风雨声丶Mystery2.1M WordsCompleted [Infinite-flow + Mild Horror + Survival + One Female Lead] A driverless bus carried a group of cursed people to a strange black lodge… Inside the lodge stood a door stained red with blood. At regular intervals, the cursed were forcibly dragged through the blood-red door and into terrifying worlds, where they had to complete horrifying events… After Ning Qiushui survived one bizarre and terrifying story after another inside the lodge, narrowly escaping death each time, he discovered that none of 711.1kReads9.6Score100.9kShelves
29. 329 牛 The Working Stiff's Cultivation Chronicles 牛马修仙录 Mi Duxiu觅独秀Urban780k WordsOngoing A nationwide online game turns out to be a path to immortality! Paralyzed from the waist down, he is forced to embark on the path to becoming an immortal! By day, Shi Jin is a food delivery guy, ground down by the hardships of life! By night, Shi Jin is a Great Golden Immortal, and all the gods from every direction had better keep their distance! This book has a bit of everything: spoofing Investiture of the Gods and Journey to the West, and wreaking havoc in the Celestial Court and the Primordi 22.8kReads8.9Score1.8kShelves

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    Many readers have commented that they've already read it three times!

30. 330 规 Rule-Based Horror? I Choose to Rebel 规则怪谈？我选择叛逆 Alas, Deep Love奈何情深Mystery1.5M WordsCompleted [A short drama adaptation of the same name is now available. You can watch it on the platform. Thank you for your support.] [Subverting expectations + no heroine + hilarious + sly schemer + rebellious + eerie + national fate] Rule-based horror descends upon Earth. The uncanny invades reality. Those chosen are sent into horror worlds, where they represent their respective nations and face the horrors within. Su Xiao is chosen by the horror world and entrusted with the task of representing the Dra 48.9kReads9.6Score6.1kShelves

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    A body weighing 100 pounds, with 99 pounds of rebellious spirit—it'll make you laugh your head off.

31. 331 你 A Monk of Your Rank Has No Right to Seek the Scriptures Yet 你这个级别的僧人，还没权利取经 Water Bites Paper水咬纸Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsOngoing [Officialdom and Journey to the West + cultivation through construction work + In the Name of the People (Immortal Edition) + wild imagination] I transmigrated to the cultivation world. After ascending, I became a grunt in the Heavenly Court's Infrastructure Department. After three thousand years, I finally worked my way up to project manager, in charge of the South Heavenly Gate expansion project. The day before the final inspection, I was stuffing “local specialties” into an envelope. A constr 165.1kReads9.4Score17.9kShelves
32. 332 一 A Lifetime Is Long, but This Goofball Does Whatever They Want 一生一世很长，沙雕做事太狂 Wei Zhi为枝Modern Romance233k WordsCompleted No CP, by the way~ Jiang Zao inexplicably transmigrates into a book! She becomes the vicious fake heiress in an entertainment-industry novel. The plot has already reached the point where the fake heiress is infamous, blacklisted from showbiz, disowned by her family, and framed by the male lead. Jiang Zao is speechless. The world kissed me with pain, so I died from it... Jiang Zao joins a dating show and becomes famous by acting completely unhinged. Top-tier star male lead: “Jiang Zao, stop pest 1kReads8.5Score150Shelves

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    Waaaaah, does nobody really understand Jiang Zao?!? You can tell just by looking at the cover.

33. 333 武 A Good-for-Nothing at Martial Arts? I’m the Enemy of the Whole School! 武道废柴？我，全校公敌！ The Scheming Hypocrite腹黑的伪君子Urban300k WordsCompleted (High Martial Arts + Everyday Life + Passion + Unorthodox System + Lighthearted + Comedy) Check out this martial arts novel with a truly unusual style! The protagonist levels up by getting cursed out 😂 Here's a recommendation for The School's Public Enemy. The male lead, Bai Mo, is an absolute master at making people hate him! From the start, he's a martial arts good-for-nothing and a laughingstock at school. Then he awakens the [Negative Emotions System], which makes him stronger the angrier p 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Genre: Urban Fantasy | Hilarious Twists and Turns | Undercurrents 🌟 Highlights: 1. Unique and imaginative plot: The protagonist Bai Mo's line, "If I can't cure you, I'll take your surname," unexpectedly leads to the absurd logic of "changing his name to Li Bai to carry on the family line," providing all the laughs! 2. Character contrast: The seemingly greedy and silly male lead vs. The aloof heiress Li Youwei, their interactions are full of laughs, with a hidden healing subplot. 3. Dual storylines: The main storyline is lighthearted and slice-of-life, while the subplot involves the lurking danger of the "Blood Fiend Sect," with Chen Weihai's revenge perspective adding suspense! 4. Numerous memorable lines: "Stepped in dog poop that smells like peach blossoms," "I'm a fucking genius"—the colloquial humor is incredibly engaging. 🔥Suitable for: ✔️Those who enjoy characters with witty banter like those in "Spare Me, Great Lord" ✔️Those who enjoy plot-driven stories that are "superficially funny but with deep underlying plot twists."

34. 334 开EN Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban8.9M WordsCompleted [Qingfeng's new novel, This Player Has a Problem in the Head, is currently serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Potions of Strength? Detoxifying Yellow Beans? Lucky Cherries? They're flying off the shelves! The world's top tycoons, richest man, popular streamers, and peak powerhouses all come to buy them. Jiang Na 336kReads9.7Score45.7kShelves
35. 335 大 The Great Era: The Mystic Sect’s Military Strategist 大时代之玄门军师 Purple Lily紫百合Urban1.6M WordsOngoing In a nutshell: The wolves of Wall Street, the kingpins of Hong Kong, and the financial sharks of the mainland all thought he was a harmless little fox. Only after they lost everything, landed behind bars, and wished they were dead did they realize: this guy was an old celestial master in human skin. My name is Jiang Jianjun. On the surface, I’m a low-key financial analyst who returned from overseas, a small-time antique shop owner, and a traditional Chinese medicine doctor at a clinic. In realit 22Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Funny novels can make you laugh to death

36. 336 我 My Name Is Zhu Chongba: A Bowl from the Start 我叫朱重八开局一个碗 Purple Lily紫百合Historical686k WordsCompleted Don’t let the title fool you: the story is even more ridiculous than it sounds. My name is Zhu Chongba, from Fengyang, Anhui. Occupations: cowherd, monk, beggar, rebel, emperor. Starting equipment: a chipped bowl. Completion reward: the whole world. When I was born, the whole room glowed red. Actually, the neighbor’s house was on fire, and my father had to pay him three chickens. When I was a monk, I rang the bell and came up with “The Tune That Wakes the Hungry.” The abbot said I had insight. I 22Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 337 孙 The Comic Tale of Sun Wukong 孙悟空笑传 Purple Lily紫百合Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsOngoing I am Sun Wukong. I sprang from a crack in a rock. I had no father or mother, and I survived as a child thanks to an old female monkey who found me. But I have three secrets: First, I can hear what everyone is thinking. Second, I can talk to any animal. Third, and most importantly, anything I boast about comes true as long as someone believes me. So my life motto is simple: boast whenever you can, put on a show whenever you can, and never go easy on a prank. On Flower-Fruit Mountain, I boasted th 3Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 338 权 The Handbook of Political Intrigue 权谋手册 Purple Lily紫百合Urban212k WordsCompleted If you think this is a serious political-strategy novel, you’re in for a laugh. Li Wudi, a low-level programmer ground down by the 996 work culture, finds a copy of The Handbook of Political Maneuvering beside a trash can. He thinks he’s about to reach the pinnacle of life, only to discover that everything in the book is true, but every trick comes with a catch! He “notices the small signs and predicts the big picture,” foresees his company going under, and spends all night making a ten-page Pow 4Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 339 帅 Handsome Guys Have Good Luck 帅哥有好运 Purple Lily紫百合Urban345k WordsCompleted The day I got dumped and fired, a meteorite hit me. Lin Xiaoqiang was an unlucky office drone who couldn’t even get a seasoning packet with his instant noodles. His girlfriend of five years cheated on him with a rich second-generation heir, and his company kicked him out soon after. With nowhere else to turn, he climbed onto an unfinished building and leaped only to be hit squarely by a meteorite falling from the sky. When he woke up, the world had changed. His ex set him up and accused him of t 2Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 340 万 What If I'm the Savior? 万一我是救世主 Purple Lily紫百合Urban219k WordsCompleted An ordinary wage slave who loves saying “what if” is told by a trash-can robot that he’s humanity’s savior. Then, while traveling through time and space, he meets twelve women with wildly different personalities, from modern-day overworked office drones to ancient beauties, from alien princesses to AI goddesses. Some want to save the world, some want to destroy it, and one just wants to ask Wang Dachui, “When are you finally going to pay me back?” 6Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 341 姜 Jiang Ziya's Memoirs 姜子牙回忆录 Purple Lily紫百合Eastern Fantasy511k WordsCompleted In a nutshell: A hundred-year-old good-for-nothing who can't do anything right is forced by Heaven to appoint 365 gods, yet somehow fails to secure a divine title for himself. Still, he thinks it was worth it. In a little more detail: At seventy-two, Jiang Ziya went up the mountain to study the Dao, but after forty-three years he still hadn't learned a thing. After coming back down, the wind blew away the flour he was trying to sell, a wolf made off with the mutton he was selling, and his butch 14Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 342 外 The Takeout Deliveryman Becomes an Emperor 外卖成大帝 Purple Lily紫百合Urban954k WordsCompleted He was a food delivery rider in an urban village, dumped, mocked, and ground into the dirt by fate. He gnawed on a cold meat bun in the rain, never knowing that a single time he had helped a stranger change a tire three years earlier was now barreling toward him in the form of five billion yuan. The Heavenly Dao Gratitude System awakened: the 3,021 acts of kindness you've shown over the past three years will be repaid with interest, in ways you could never have imagined. Overnight, he went from 12Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 343 李 Li Xiaoyao 李逍遥 Purple Lily紫百合Male-Channel Fanfiction316k WordsCompleted My name is Li Xiaoyao. I’m a waiter at the Cloud Come and Go Inn in Yuhang Town, and my greatest dream in life is to make money while lying down. Then a drunken Taoist latched onto me, a fairy moved into my house, and a crazy girl started chasing me around and beating me up. That’s when I realized that fate, the bastard, had dug a huge pit for me long ago. After learning a few sword-flying techniques, I thought I was on my way to the top. But what happened? I escorted a girl home and got chased 37Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 344 根 The Legacy of the Roots 根的传承 Purple Lily紫百合Urban607k WordsCompleted A literary record of four decades of grassroots reform in China From disputes over water and the allocation of land to mining safety reforms and financial innovation, this work depicts how reform took shape on the ground. It is not a grand narrative from official documents, but a close look at concrete problems: a well, a plot of land, a human life. Building a bridge between theory and reality Jiang Qihua says, “I have to read two books at once: one in the classroom, and one across the land of 3Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 345 盘 The First Book by Pan Zhongjing 盘中鲸的第一本书 Whale in the Plate盘中鲸Modern Romance260k WordsCompleted [Unhinged antics and explosive gossip, no romance] Gu Zhen's mental state is perfectly stable. Really. So what if she fought tooth and nail to clear a horror game, was promised an early retirement, and then ended up transmigrating into the body of an internet punching bag along with a useless System that knows everything except what it needs to know? No big deal. What's the worst that could happen? She doesn't want to go crazy, kill anyone, or take over the world. She just wants to share more ju 14.1kReads9.4Score3.3kShelves

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    It's good, funny, and crazy, and most importantly, there's no romantic pairing.

46. 346 大 The Qin Empress: The Tale of Mi Yue 大秦女帝：芈月传 Purple Lily紫百合Ancient Romance957k WordsCompleted “My name is Mi Yue. I am from Chu, and I became the queen dowager of Qin. In my life, I have killed people, loved people, been loved, and been hated. But if I could live it all over again, I would still choose this path. Because you are on it.” In a nutshell A hilarious, wish-fulfillment tale about an illegitimate princess of Chu sent to Qin as a gift. Starting as the lowliest “Ba Zi,” she rises all the way to become Qin’s Dowager Xuan. Armed with superpowers that let her read minds and glimpse 5Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 347 我 I’m Incomprehensible 我深不可测 Purple Lily紫百合Urban290k WordsCompleted A good-for-nothing office drone unexpectedly awakens the “Four Keeps” superpower: always leave yourself an out, hold back a little when you speak, keep a backup plan, and don't use up all your good fortune. He only wants to keep his head down and slack off, but the entire company mistakes him for a profound master. Thus begins his hilarious, forced rise to success. Li Buyi originally just wanted to keep being useless, but he discovers that the more he “holds back,” the more absurd things get: · 2Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 348 全 After the Whole Sect’s Cannon Fodder Read My Mind, the Plot Went Completely Off the Rails 全宗门炮灰读我心后，剧情真崩啦 Cold Mountain Verse寒山词Ancient Romance2.0M WordsOngoing [Wacky cultivation + mind-reading in both directions + everyone dotes on her, no romance] “Setting the facts aside, this cultivation world is so absurd. Are you really saying you have nothing to do with it?” “?” “Guards, drag her out and execute her! Anyone who dares to point out my faults to my face deserves the harshest punishment!” * Bad news: I died. Good news: I transmigrated. Bad news: I landed in a nest of cannon-fodder villains. Good news: Everyone here has cheat powers, and I'm the stro 9.6kReads9.3Score837Shelves

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    No romantic pairing, straight to the point, very crazy, leaving you feeling like you've had a mental refreshment after watching it.

49. 349 我 I Think I'm a Robot 我应该是机器人 Purple Lily紫百合Urban267k WordsCompleted Synopsis A long novel blending science fiction, suspense, and everyday comedy, it tells the story of Jiang Qihua, a former programmer who wakes up in a strange world to find seven beautiful women beside him, all claiming to be his “wives.” And that’s only the beginning of a string of absurd events. As the story unfolds, Jiang Qihua gradually discovers the truth: he is a copy of a human consciousness implanted in a robot body. His relationship with his seven robot wives, each with a distinct pers 4Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 350 时 The Time-Space Patrol 时空巡逻队 Don't Come Near Me莫挨到老子Historical152k WordsOngoing What do you do if King You of Zhou stages the Beacon Fire incident, but Bao Si doesn't laugh? No problem. I'll be more beautiful and more depressed than Bao Si. King You of Zhou, are you up for the challenge? What do you do if Liu Bang is about to die at the Hong Gate Banquet? No problem. Just take down Xiang Yu and his wife. What do you do if Li Longji doesn't fall for Yang Yuhuan? I'll tie Yang Yuhuan up and stuff her into your bed, okay? What do you do if Zhu Qizhen is about to flee at Tumu F 62Reads—Score—Shelves

    Reader note

    Here comes an advertisement for my own work: no romantic pairing, time travel. What if Li Longji doesn't fancy Yang Yuhuan? Grab the chubby girl and stuff her into Li Longji's bed. What if Zhu Qizhen tries to escape from Tumu Fortress? Knock out the God of War and give him to Esen in exchange for mutton. A time patrol team, specializing in correcting deviations in history, hilarious time travel.

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