Fellow Daoist, Why Is Your Human Emperor Banner Belching Black Smoke?
道友，你这人皇幡怎么冒黑烟啊？
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- I Never Wait Until Tomorrow to Take Revenge!贫道报仇，从不隔夜！Alternate title on Fanqie
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The plot up to around chapter 240 is quite good, focusing primarily on battles (the protagonist's growth path) (the battle scenes are well-written and visually engaging), with occasional comedic moments and gags. Later on, the plot becomes a bit overpowered, the pace slows down, and most of the scenes are comedic; the author even becomes a riddle-maker.
I've never read such a satisfying story about a supernatural sorcerer. Male protagonists of this genre either suffer or only act when pushed to the limit. This guy is the type who retaliates immediately if you mess with him—no holding back! That's a truly powerful man with real ability, someone no one dares to mess with! I love it!
This author is totally my type. It's been a long time since I've seen a book on Tomato that suits my taste so well. Especially the fact that there's no ambiguity, no female lead, and the protagonist focuses solely on his career is a huge plus!!! Dear author, I'll go to Tieba and give you a shout-out. You absolutely must keep it up! Could you please reduce the amount of Riddler storylines?
Sure, that's awesome! Not the kind where you start from scratch, but leveling up by fighting monsters, being morally blackmailed, falling in love, being decisive and fearless – it's incredibly powerful! Anyone else have something similar?! The beginning was great; the protagonist is vengeful and constantly on the move to advance his career, making the plot quite interesting.
It's a good show. I really like the protagonist's personality; he takes revenge without delay and is ruthless, even killing officials.
Nothing much to say, just two words: Beautiful!!! Wow, finally we get a protagonist who isn't the "pretending to be weak while actually being strong" type! 😢 Do you understand the thrill of a protagonist who is powerful, cautious, and arrogant at the same time? He An said, "I'm a coward, so please just die now."
It's very well written, realistically portraying the ruthlessness of those on the unorthodox path. It's just that there aren't enough updates. If there were more...
It's really good; I've read several of these before. Whether it's cultivation in the world of Nine Uncles or other cultivation systems with a system panel for proficiency, the synopsis says the protagonist is solely focused on cultivation, but in reality, he's surrounded by a bunch of female disciples and senior sisters with ambiguous relationships.
It's really good! The male lead is so ruthless and handsome. I hope it's a no-romance or a single-female-lead story. [Please update more frequently!]
It's great! I especially love the author's line: "After all, there are already enough frustrating things in real life, why bother finding more to vent in novels?!" No female lead, no ambiguous relationships, clear-cut love and hate, and satisfying revenge—it's exhilarating!